🃏・off-topic

[uncut idol]

I didn't say anything about x

[hollow eagle]

i know

[uncut idol]

CHANGING?!?!

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[hollow eagle]

i just said it doesnt have "x" in it

[glossy fulcrum]

mfs just be saying shit

[uncut idol]

"I mean he's got a point"

[hollow eagle]

its true tho

[glossy fulcrum]

"the trio" doesnt have an ω in it either

[hollow eagle]

okay

[glossy fulcrum]

oωo

[hollow eagle]

oreo

[glossy fulcrum]

oweo

[uncut idol]

Hydrox (the original Oreo)

[hollow eagle]

oero

[glossy fulcrum]

hydwox

(the owiginaw oweo)

[hollow eagle]

oeo

hidrux

[ionic skiff]

I read this in Matt Rose’s voice

[icy juniper]

A good day to not be a fan of tadc

[quartz tinsel]

What do you mean? They should consider themselves the lucky ones.

[icy juniper]

but theyre gonna die...

[tame juniper]

I was going to say Jimball J. Jonkler

[stark shard]

Guys should I pivot

(I'm half joking and half asking for advice)

[sharp bay]

Waited so long for this

[devout iron]

i'm cooked

[devout iron]

hearts not right heart emoji

[uncut idol]

❤️

Or

Which is better?

The built in basic discord one or balala one

[lone zodiac]

♠️ ♥️ ♣️ ♦️

[devout iron]

i would say tribe but it's too underpowered

i'm still saying tribe

[uncut idol]

But checkered deck

[bold cypress]

Duo since you can stack it

Duo then the other one

Then the other other ine

Boom

[uncut idol]

The Trio or The Family?

[bold cypress]

Trio

Or the family

Depends if it's a flush five

Will this ever happen?

No

But is it newr

Yes

[uncut idol]

Also for reference:
Duo is pairs.
Trio is three of a kind.
Family is four of a kind.
Order is straight.
And Tribe is flush.

[foggy wharf]

I kinda felt bad for the furry, clearly he has anxiety or smth, at least until he said "sometimes the n word slips off the tongue"

[lunar barn]

Why is my hand pixelated

[hollow eagle]

clanker

[lunar barn]

:C

[foggy wharf]

you're high

[lunar barn]

Probably not

Cause the image did look pixelated on my laptop screen

[hollow eagle]

its actually "y'ure high"

[ionic skiff]

I see nothing wrong here

You might be going crazy

Try taking a drug test

[lunar barn]

The fact that im schizophrenic i know

But I don't take any drugs or drink alcohol

[glossy fulcrum]

pretty sure theres a role for this

i mean, i have it

[hollow eagle]

there are, but its a poll to see how many of each

and im not counting manually

[glossy fulcrum]

rah

alrighty

[quartz tinsel]

Why isn't mine?

[lunar barn]

Skill issue

[quartz tinsel]

I had a burger.

[steep crypt]

For some reason this sticker was on book i brought lmao

Guess what book it was

[quartz tinsel]

What book?

[steep crypt]

.

[glossy fulcrum]

i think theyre asking what book it was

[ionic skiff]

Alright I got a meme template right here
I recommend opening this on MS Paint

[glad gale]

diary of a wimpy kid

[granite matrix]

Should I grade this

[hollow eagle]

idk but this is the balatro server, so yes, do gamble

[granite matrix]

Aight bet

[granite matrix]

It’s also off-topic chatting

[hollow eagle]

the balatro server isnt called off topic chatting

[granite matrix]

That’s right

Thank you for clarifying

[ionic skiff]

Darnell cat

[ionic abyss]

Johnathan lemmon

[lofty latch]

How do I redeem a steam gift card without giving away my address

[acoustic axle]

you don’t

[lofty latch]

But I don’t want to have it tax me for the area I’m in

[acoustic axle]

then i don’t know.

try using a VPN?

[lofty latch]

I also don’t want steam swating me for stuff

I’m just gonna be vague

My mom just said put in the full adress😭

So getting Roblox isn’t safe but I can dox myself on steam😭

[devout iron]

always trust steam

if someone hacks your account they track them down and kill them in real life

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[foggy wharf]

i think i can make it

[lilac vigil]

Pillager outpost before and after consuming Jeppson's Malört

[glad swallow]

Is it just me or does the „balanced“ Sound of the Plasma Deck Strike a similar resemblance of the standart whatsapp notification Sound ?

[simple sandal]

Idk, i always use vibration notifications

[stone tiger]

how do you guys go to sleep?? it's 2:46 am right now and I'm full of adrenaline

[pearl flume]

Please choose a golem.

Soldatto- An unquestioningly loyal soldier with an infinite body count. Soldatto is a construct that is constantly under production, meaning he's not afraid to waste a life or 2 away to get what you want done, and with the power, strength and endurance of a soldier, it won't be a matter of "if" but "when".

The Index- A construct of servitude and perseverance. Whilst you can give it orders as any other golems, the primary feature comes from the command slot. Simply write a prescript, insert it and the golem will carry out the mission eternally until it's finished, unlike other constructs, The Index can never be controlled by anyone but the one who writes it's prescript.

Chain Gang- A humanoid golem bound in countless metal chains. Each link of the chain contains the trust and faith of it's owner, the more it believes in you, the more chains it gains, the more powerful it becomes. The chains acts as a shield aswell, the strength of them depends on the strength of your bond.

[silver dirge]

<@&1133519078540185692> This person joined 3 minutes ago and instantly added me. I have no idea who they are, and I just joined today at 1 pm so they wouldn't know who I am

[opaque bear]

yeah it’s gg, jus go give tagilla a hug

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is going down?

[vale cliff]

My life

[craggy prairie]

Anyone here like linkin park?

[distant saffron]

i used to love their songs

now im meh about them

[craggy prairie]

ok

[vale cliff]

Yeh

[craggy prairie]

ok, anyways im gonna attempt to sleep, cant sleep and stay up for 2 hours doom scrolling THEN convince myself to sleep to then remember I have a essay due tomorrow

[foggy wharf]

if I answered someone questions and they went "ok, anyways..." I'd be so offended

[vale cliff]

Slightly disappointing

But bro’s probably too tired now to accept customer feedback

[storm condor]

Homemade version for you

[glossy fulcrum]

if theres no correlation why is there a line through it..

[glossy fulcrum]

at this point what isnt going down

[vale cliff]

Suffering

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe...

[hollow eagle]

this looks like it could possibly be a weak negative

[hollow eagle]

define down

[vale cliff]

All Negatives are appreciated regardless

Heh, a little balatro humour for you balatro fans out there

[strange lintel]

Did the discord devs break their styling on mobile

[foggy wharf]

who asked?

[foggy wharf]

all apps suck these days

[strange lintel]

The forum post creation button is like in a really weird position

[foggy wharf]

i remember days when apps worked perfectly as intended and were free

i miss being able to let youtube videos buffer

[glossy fulcrum]

always has been

[hollow eagle]

least buggy discord feature

[slender terrace]

@torn yacht these cookies fuck

bro HOW

these cookies

[hollow eagle]

what

what

the cookies do WHAT now????

[vale cliff]

r67 or something

[slender terrace]

uh, it's slang for they're really good

no c34 is occuring

[vale cliff]

Yes it is

I assume

[vale cliff]

I have never looked that up

[hollow eagle]

not beating the allegations

[foggy wharf]

im kinda fuckin with the stache

[foggy wharf]

my YouTube premium ran out and this fucking app is unwatchable. ads at LEAST every 5 minutes, usually 2 or 3. if I don't click put of the video the ads will steadily get longer and become unskippable as if it's gauging my tolerance for them (making YouTube for background noise impossible), and additionally the ads I'm getting are fucking DERANGED. "join the military" "join the church of Jesus Christ" "Israel is super cool and awesome" type shit. and if it's none of those it's AI gooner shit. I was playing a game with YouTube just playing and I kept hearing the word Israel and when I looked it was "One Israel" or smth, I literally had a visceral reaction to it, my body felt sick.

the powers that be fr want me to die for a religion that isn't my own for a nation that isn't my own for beliefs I don't have for people who dont care about me.

[short willow]

use youtube vanced atp

[timber oyster]

(for browsers) ublock origin:

[foggy wharf]

I'm using the brave browser on my phone and it's working well

[south kraken]

poker

[vale cliff]

Wtf

I’ve never gotten anything close to that

Except for the ai gooner stuff

That part’s pretty ubiquitous

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Swords

Katana/ Tanto

Broadsword/ Straight sword

Sabre/Cutlass

Rapier/Thrusting sword

Kukri/Machete

[foggy wharf]

straight up just feet in my face type of ads. it's disgusting

[bold rain]

Poker Night 3, let's make it happen:

• Dante (Devil May Cry series)
• Scout (Team Fortress 2)
• Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)
• Master Chief (Halo series)

[south kraken]

imo

indie poker night

but just 1 indie rep would be good for poker night 3

[bold rain]

okay I like that cast actually

actually my brother suggested swapping Master Chief with Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3

he's so right

[foggy wharf]

eehehhahahaha

silly lil guy

[quartz tinsel]

I threw my phone half to death then installed adblock.

[rancid patrol]

@thin vine

this seed can die in a fire

i didn’t draw my steel..

btw i’m doing the convo here because zoahl is in main chat and i ain’t going near that thing

[thin vine]

LMAO

[rancid patrol]

HOW DID I MISS MY STEEL

[thin vine]

yeah that ante 6 needle is so bad

[rancid patrol]

THIS GAME SUCKS

it was the bus… play…

probably…

honestly it might be high card seed too

i saw a mime

and a lot of plutos

and hell, a blueprint

i knew when i saw the eternal bus and skipped it i’d prob have a harder time surviving

that’s just a running trend

you see early bus, you skip early bus, there’s not a single thing in the seed

i’ll prob try the seed again.. eventually..

ZETQNFRY

[quartz tinsel]

This is what waking up another day feels like.

[rancid patrol]

yeah… yeah you’re right…

[lucid shell]

What? Balatro?

[thin vine]

||what's wrong with zoahl btw||

[rancid patrol]

||everything bro.. everything||

[thin vine]

🐴

[rancid patrol]

yes! balatro!

i lost, therefore, the game sucks!

[weary vale]

Please keep discussion about Balatro in the #🕹・game-discussion channel

[remote seal]

Are you gonna read the above messages or…

[weary vale]

If a user has an issue with another user, they can block them or if they’d like to report them breaking the rules, you can submit a #mod-mail

[remote seal]

But like why does it matter

[weary vale]

There are rules in place for a reason and each channel has a purpose for a reason.

[remote seal]

But why does it matter. Doesn’t answer the question

[thin vine]

because the rules keep things civil ig?

[chrome compass]

it's almost like channels are named specifically for specific reasons

[weary vale]

This isn't just a place where you can post whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want. There's channels dedicated for specific purposes such as #🕹・game-discussion which if you weren't aware is about discussing the game.

[thin vine]

i can see why nurturyy posted it here honestly

things get wild in #🕹・game-discussion sometimes, especially with "there's no unbeatable seed" topic where people aren't reaching towards any conclusion at all

[remote seal]

I get your point. Please talk to me before warning me

[jagged hatch]

cant really expect mods to explain their decision on stuff like this in this server sadly ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[weary vale]

We might be adding a new channel for run discussion soon, that might help with that. I agree that it can get a little out of control in there sometimes.

[chrome compass]

this is such a rude comment. this is a community of nearly 200k people and you really think the mods should just let everyone run rampant and do whatever the hell they want? literally just get a grip and follow the rules in place. if you want anarchy go talk to people in your own server

[jagged hatch]

I am following the rules.

I haven't broken a single rule

[chrome compass]

do you truly think being disrespectful to the mods is conducive to ANYTHING?

[jagged hatch]

I have just pointed out that, based on prior experience, you cannot expect moderators to explain their decisions

[chrome compass]

y'all are absolutely wilding in this discord server holy cow

[jagged hatch]

they're going to make those decisions regardless and we can do nothing about it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[weary vale]

This isn’t the court of public opinion. There are rules. We enforce them. That’s all it is.

[remote seal]

Eh whatever

[chrome compass]

you always have the option of going to your own server.

[weary vale]

If you wanna discuss moderation that’s what #mod-mail is for.

[devout iron]

-# if only there was one

[chrome compass]

soz, i'm done now, going to engage in actual hobbies that don't include antagonizing people on the internet for seemingly no reason xoxo

[lucid shell]

Ok.

[warm mountain]

silence is the best way to deal with an foid

[rigid crag]

peak peak and peak

grayscale protags my beloved

[tulip token]

all on mobile

[ionic skiff]

I'm currently playing Poker Night

[tribal knoll]

Thats the most animate pacman frog I have ever seen.

[craggy zephyr]

chaingang.

[vale cliff]

Floor gang

[violet hawk]

Baldprint

[hollow eagle]

kaboom

[olive jungle]

Isat mentioned ✌️✌️

[tulip token]

SIZE TWO FISH!!!

[olive jungle]

IT’S REAL!!!!!!

[keen yacht]

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt.
Question by Markrovi.

If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be ?

[keen yacht]

""

[lucid isle]

Probably Monotropic.

[atomic glen]

Hollow Knight is peak

[stray topaz]

PregnantMale

[ionic skiff]

I beat Strong Bad and he might have predicted the Flush House

[devout iron]

advanced

[subtle notch]

elephant

[vale cliff]

I address you

[stray topaz]

Balls

[stray topaz]

I love you

Wait are you a minor?

[vale cliff]

No

Dw

[stray topaz]

Ok

Im so scared to crack jokes like that in this server

Cuz this server is like 70% made of minors

[vale cliff]

Real

I’m a couple years too late to make these jokes with randoms anymore

[foggy wharf]

I put 3 cans of coke in the fridge and i heard my roommate come home and i heard a pop can crack open and i went out and he was in his undies and i checked the fridge and there were 2 cans and I asked "did you have a can?" and he said "No, of what?" And I said coke, and he said no :I

[devout iron]

can 'o' co(k)e from undertale yellow

[broken rock]

Morning

[vale cliff]

Afternoon

[broken rock]

It depends

[vale cliff]

I was hoping someone would finish the day-night cycle

[broken rock]

Yeah sure i guess

[vale cliff]

Brianrot

[gilded heart]

goodnight!

[thick blade]

3ds discord

[vale cliff]

Minecraft discord

[vale cliff]

“No color”

Looks inside

Color

[unborn rock]

brian

[south kraken]

fair enough

traditional no color

should've specified

[foggy wharf]

molting is cool i wish we could do that, it's secretly the key to immortality. like imagine being 80 and able to peel your flesh away and bam you're like, 20 again

[vale cliff]

Free bottom surgery

Wait, am I misunderstanding how it works?

[raw mural]

hello guys

[south kraken]

yes

[jolly arch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[crimson salmon]

organ core

[thick blade]

👍

[pearl flume]

Please choose a word before clicking the black bar.

||"Welcome to the (WORD)ING club! What made you want to join us ?"||

[south kraken]

fuck

[pearl flume]

Well ?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow
||i mean, if you know me it should be pretty obvious :3c||

[lean oxide]

meowing :3

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaan :3

[lean oxide]

[glossy fulcrum]

meww

[lean oxide]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[lean oxide]

meow-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

myaah

:3

[hybrid harness]

Mandatory jimboposting

[lean oxide]

mrrp

[zenith sparrow]

Sometimes, Srimp can horse.

But other times.. I'll try anything once

[glossy fulcrum]

what the hell

this guy joined today 😭

[zenith sparrow]

No no, this is my second time here. I left about a month ago to handle a few things.

My name was longer, but I dropped the "GasMasked_" part because eh.

My proof ^

[toxic patrol]

Completely unrelated, I drew a burger

[zenith sparrow]

That is a nice burger

Nice to see my wild card clan is still going strong

[graceful veldt]

Has anyone played the new resident evil requiem game that's out?

[zenith sparrow]

My friend has and Leon parried a fucking car

[graceful veldt]

A car haha

[zenith sparrow]

We died laughing for like 5 minutes

[foggy wharf]

v1 vs Leon in a parrying contest

[zenith sparrow]

v1 parried a nuke

And then this guy copied it

https://youtu.be/H_Gk1G2LInw?si=Y2unbA_eJi4o-p4I

[broken rock]

I want to play Minecraft: Story Mooooode😭 😭 😭 😭

[zenith sparrow]

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[mint shoal]

funny balatro meme I found

[craggy zephyr]

i think i have chronophobia

[zenith sparrow]

🕑

[foggy wharf]

boo!

[foggy wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1469720270657814761/1481004631311122566/2f76244fd59b5f88ed67ef5d6e135d72.mp4?ex=69b1bc8b&is=69b06b0b&hm=628cddd53fcfcfa145e4a7bd4ab57352ea24bcc4c9f54cfe358d1b9885fc5f79&

[zenith sparrow]

Me when

[toxic patrol]

I just bought it, I'm replaying through leons other games first though lol

[foggy wharf]

all nonbinaries have a demonic entity within them. Why else would they identify as "They/Them"?! DEMONS

[ornate nebula]

i have that inner goat

[crimson salmon]

looks so clean wow

[inner dome]

We are 23 rats in a trench coat

[toxic patrol]

Thank you!!

[carmine moss]

Guys, How many is too many (3 separate runs btw, all won)

[lucid shell]

Frfrfr

[winter smelt]

lol

so its my cpu or something else causing the crashes or my laptop being bad, not the hard drive

[tame juniper]

I heard "Funkytown" in a restaurant last night and this played in my head

[devout iron]

won't you take me to

[hollow eagle]

a town thats right for me

[wintry rain]

are memes allowed in this channel?

just want to post one I remembered I made a while ago

It is Balatro-related

[weary vale]

as long as they are appropriate

[wintry rain]

alright thank you

how I discovered Yorick

no seriously my first legenedary was instantanly stabbed for +20 mult lol

[glossy fulcrum]

the yorick slander is so forced

[wintry rain]

It just happened to be the joker I got from The Soul at the time lol

[glossy fulcrum]

you can move dagger

[glossy fulcrum]

atrocious play

[wintry rain]

atleast it was White Stake

[glossy fulcrum]

but it is funny so ill give you that

[wintry rain]

yeah in retrospective I could've just Stopped scaling dagger

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

:p

[vale cliff]

Never stop scaling dagger

[light ice]

I ate a banana

It was good

guess that relates to balatro kinda maybe

[vale cliff]

No balatro in #🃏・off-topic

😡

[old plaza]

weird lookng balatro there doc

[foggy wharf]

would you rather be bald or rather poop yourself whenever you sneeze?

[devout iron]

bald

[gilded heart]

bald

[lilac vigil]

Bald

[vale cliff]

Bald

[ornate nebula]

i'll take neither thanks

[pearl flume]

Please choose a word before clicking the black bar.

||Your city/area just got a new hero!(BLANK)-man! How well do you think he'll do ? What would his powers be ?||

[gilded heart]

Cosmonaut is the greatest super hero of all time

[vale cliff]

epstein
||oh no||

[blazing spade]

The end of an era😔

[subtle notch]

||elephant man

He will address everyone's problems and fix them||

[devout iron]

chess battle advanced

[zenith sparrow]

advanced chess battle 🍤

[wide ferry]

Hieroglyph man, he can decipher the true intentions behind anyone's actions and quickly stop crimes with this knowledge

[vale cliff]

I realise this prompt is basically the lore of Chainsaw Man

[warm mountain]

mr penis...

[devout iron]

bring me a dream

[zenith sparrow]

Bumbumbabum 🎶

[devout iron]

make him the

[zenith sparrow]

Your face cards can now collect social security

@vale cliff (not my art, original artist in is this chat somewhere above, just search logs for shrimp blunt)

Sea food

[vale cliff]

Prawn

[zenith sparrow]

Smoking a blunt

[storm condor]

You look awfully familiar...

[zenith sparrow]

No idea what you're talking about

[radiant cosmos]

meow

[foggy wharf]

BRO HAS WATERMARKED MEMES

[zenith sparrow]

Not just watermarked

[glossy fulcrum]

its called a quote. it is made by a quote bot

[zenith sparrow]

Stolen watermarked

[glossy fulcrum]

it is watermarked so people know what they can use to make the quotes

basically as away to spread the bot

[zenith sparrow]

🕑

[true zodiac]

[zenith sparrow]

[true zodiac]

[zenith sparrow]

Banana bros?

[broken rock]

Who knows how to get access to data and obb folders on android?

[subtle notch]

use zarchiver

[broken rock]

I gave up in trying

[zenith sparrow]

Did your device have a file manager?

[regal musk]

ifunny

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[inner dome]

Check out this crunchy shiny mega garchomp

[tame juniper]

Material Files

[quartz tinsel]

Are they gone?

Their status like mine is invisible.

[surreal patio]

scammer might worth banning

[stray badge]

try shizuku (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=moe.shizuku.privileged.api&hl=en_US)

i would also suggest using it with FV file manager

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Have perfect impulse control.

Or

Have a perfect pokerface and body movement control.

[subtle notch]

The second can be achieved with hard work but the first one is literally impossible and way more helpful which is why perfect impulse control is the correct choice

[south kraken]

yaoi

[broken rock]

Yea

But it will not help

I tried

[astral scroll]

Golee who are these handsome dudes

[south kraken]

gee i wonder

[hollow eagle]

#mod-mail

[surreal patio]

how tf was that channel hidden for me I was literally searching for that

but thx

[hollow eagle]

yw

[warm mountain]

whag the fuck is that

[clear sedge]

i have a question im playing a roblox knockoff of balatro rn and i want the most optimal set up for my jokers can anyone help (it got better rare chances thats the only reason im playin it 😭 )

[untold ibex]

67 joker

humanity is doomed

[tough hollow]

what

why would you post this

[clear sedge]

i just want the most optimal setup 😭

[tough hollow]

well if you want a serious answer, think plasma deck

the most efficient way to create a big number by multiplying two numbers together is if those number are as close to each other as possible

[glossy fulcrum]

just play the real game

[tough hollow]

your setup is currently base 3 activations x 2 effect = 6 boosts per cards
if you blueprint the left side you get 3 activations x 3 effect = 9 boosts per card
but if you blueprint the dusk you get 4 activations x 2 effect = 8 boosts per card

[clear sedge]

thank you very mutch

[tough hollow]

of course this only applies if it's the hand that dusk actually comes into play

[clear sedge]

after this ill play the real game i promise

[glossy fulcrum]

yaaay paws at you

[tough hollow]

why would you post this

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz im a furry

[clear sedge]

its finally over i died

omg

[broken rock]

Stop

[quartz tinsel]

Indeed.

[graceful veldt]

Haha

Federer fddddeerr redder

[broken rock]

Yayyyyyyy

[broken rock]

Don't care

I guess, i will not be playing Minecraft story mode 😔

[lusty stirrup]

what do you guys think about slay the spire 2

i dealt 1152 damage

[quartz tinsel]

Not interested. The first was literally unplayable.

[glossy fulcrum]

false, slay the spire is, in fact, possible to play

[lunar barn]

You cannot ragebait me

[carmine moss]

I almost roffled it

[runic merlin]

i love old computers

[pliant nimbus]

Linkin peak spotted

[fading fulcrum]

Talk about skill issue

[odd condor]

Listening to MF Doom whilst playing the latro

[odd condor]

Not the LEWD tag ✌️ 😔

[foggy wharf]

thats one evil bob

[odd condor]

Damn

[jolly arch]

what's wrong with you

[odd condor]

I know that knock off it is so garbage

They have a 67 joker

[odd condor]

Brody is playing peak

[ionic skiff]

Strong Bad invented the flush house

[dense vortex]

rip to all my 5oak, flush house, and flush five lovers

[odd condor]

Fr

[opaque bear]

so everyone just praying on my downfall

[odd condor]

Damn

[quartz tinsel]

This image is actually hilarious.

[fossil cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273461255381979217/1481449751034724383/jGaezp89uQ7dynt9.mp4?ex=69b35b18&is=69b20998&hm=70d35ea622d9bb6a135e748ebc00ba866138a08f82f810abd21e419979693287& hopefully this hasnt been posted

[ionic skiff]

Remade my edit

[wintry rain]

Red tiles are impassable

[rigid crag]

i sentence you to ii-L - THE EARTH

[devout iron]

orange tiles are orange scented

[hollow eagle]

am not evil

[devout iron]

proof

[zenith sparrow]

What about the blank tiles?

[wintry rain]

Pink tiles do nothing, you can step on them all you want

[devout iron]

purple tiles are slippery

but they are also lemon scented

[zenith sparrow]

Pfft

[violet hawk]

Anyone on rn

yo lo

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are an Oracle, a powerful mystic with the power to see the future and aid people in changing fate.

One day, a powerful noble and a member of the royal family enters your humble tent, seeking your skills.

When you scry them, however, you see that fire and death is in their future. That they will burn your village to the ground as well as bring an army to the borders.

They were just here to see if their child will be successful academically. What will you say ? What will you do ?

[foggy wharf]

no

[pearl flume]

Expound upon thyself.

[foggy wharf]

no

[craggy prairie]

Would you Rather

Option 1. Your FYP gets switched to a random person every day

Option 2. You are charged for war crimes against the Geneva convention, but a 5 year old is your lawyer.

[vale cliff]

Stop imagine

[zenith sparrow]

I choose 2

[zenith sparrow]

Mind my damn business. The kid's gonna be fine.

[zenith sparrow]

No 2: electric boogaloo

@vapid leaf

[vapid leaf]

LETS KiLL THEM ALL

[vapid leaf]

VIOLENCE WAS THE ONLY ANSWER

[vapid leaf]

[vapid leaf]

WE NEED MORE GUN

[vapid leaf]

TO WAR WE GO BROTHERS!!!!

[zenith sparrow]

[craggy prairie]

This is my friend, John.

[vapid leaf]

Awwwwww he’s so cute

[zenith sparrow]

Kiss, no question

[devout iron]

hello doctor nowhere

[vapid leaf]

Smash

[glossy fulcrum]

hey thats MY dinner date

[zenith sparrow]

Share with the class, c'mon bro

[devout iron]

isn't he supposed to be like 16 meters tall

[zenith sparrow]

Don't matter, I'm a mountain man by nature

[vapid leaf]

Just because there is a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t SCORE

[zenith sparrow]

This is what Torbek sounds like?!

[vapid leaf]

W

This man gets it

[zenith sparrow]

Remember when torbek was a mushroom

[devout iron]

rename scholar to academic

[zenith sparrow]

Funniest shit I ever saw

[vapid leaf]

Funny as hell

[craggy prairie]

out of the three things to see on the news, what is the worse

1, They announce that a picture of 096 has been released to the public.

2, They ban Wikipedia.

3, GTA 6 gets delayed again.

[devout iron]

7 dollar

[zenith sparrow]

It's 2026, all 3 are happening in the same week

[zenith sparrow]

7 dollar oyster speshul

[craggy prairie]

Four pixels

[devout iron]

SEVEN EURO OITER SPECIAL

[zenith sparrow]

Why would you do this to us

[craggy prairie]

because I can.

[glossy fulcrum]

im into taller guys dont you know

[devout iron]

ok then

he's all yours

he is my friend though

[glossy fulcrum]

yahoo

[devout iron]

won't you take me to

[glossy fulcrum]

funky town

[zenith sparrow]

🎶

[vapid leaf]

Can you take me to

[devout iron]

funky town

[zenith sparrow]

Jimbo house

[vapid leaf]

won’t you take me to

[vapid leaf]

SPEED

[zenith sparrow]

I am kerchoo

[craggy prairie]

Ok im rating fans out if 10, Ceiling fan, 9/10. Really nice

[zenith sparrow]

Solid 9.2

[craggy prairie]

Weezer fans, 8.2/10, nice but I only listen to Blue album

[vapid leaf]

Two words for you

Bluegrass banjos

[zenith sparrow]

Space banjo*

[devout iron]

what's with these homies

[craggy prairie]

Miku fans, 10/10, will fight for what they like and I like her music

[devout iron]

dissin my girl

why do they gotta front

what did we ever

do to these guys

[vapid leaf]

Huh

[devout iron]

that made them so violent

[vapid leaf]

Wa

Why

Who

[vapid leaf]

PTSD

can’t help it

[devout iron]

but you know i'm yours

and i know you're mine

and that's for all time

oo ee oo i look just like buddy holly

oh oh and you're mary tyler moore

i don't care what they say about us anyway

i don't care bout that

[vapid leaf]

YOU WAnNA FUCK me LIKE ANIMAL YOU WAnNA BURN ME ON THE INSiDE YOU LIKE TO THInK AM THE PERFECT DRUG

[craggy prairie]

@vapid leaf
I hope you do know that CBA is singing the lyrics to Buddy holly.

[vapid leaf]

Oh

[vapid leaf]

Not hot dog??????

[craggy prairie]

not hot dog

[vapid leaf]

Awwwww

[zenith sparrow]

I got a hot dog

[craggy prairie]

The Wall Street Journal cited the array of rules applied to editing and disputes related to such content among the reasons for this trend.[34] Wales disputed these claims in 2009, denying the decline and questioning the study's methodology.[35] Two years later, in 2011, he acknowledged a slight decline, noting a decrease from "a little more than 36,000 writers" in June 2010 to 35,800 in June 2011. In the same interview, he also claimed the number of editors was "stable and sustainable".

[vapid leaf]

O k

[vale cliff]

Would you like to choose a spell?

Albibeno: “Bleaching”. Siphons colours from surrounding materials of the practitioner’s choice. Considered to be mostly pointless, aside from whitening yellowed teeth.

Avratz: “Blowing”. Calls anything from a gentle breeze to a mighty gust of wind. Sadly inconsistent to use: it’s difficult to get a steady enough wind to fly a kite.

Pletzturra: “Drying”. Dissipates exposed water as though under high heat. Generous range, but doesn’t work on liquid inside any kind of container.

…M.O.A, don’t sue me, please.

[vapid leaf]

M.O.A sue that man

Ammma be rich

[zenith sparrow]

I choose Kablooey.

Spontaneous combustion of the immediate surroundings.

[vapid leaf]

Personally if you don’t get sued I choose tomfoolery

Being a goofy goober

[craggy prairie]

I choose Pigeons

The ability to send a group of Pigeons to surround people

[vale cliff]

Don’t be that guy who spends all their points on explosion magic :(

That never ends well

Anyway, here’s another two from the book of shadows I left out:

Ballerium: “Protecting”. Strengthens a structure so that it becomes a little more durable as long as the practitioner maintains focus. Excellent combat potential-pairs well with a good shield.

Jeenge: “Inspiriting”. Imbues a fully loyal, intangible sprite into a puppet or toy, rendering it briefly animate. If you want extra eyes and ears, or simple entertainment.

[vapid leaf]

I’d choose the stand the worldo to stop time for 3 secs

[ionic skiff]

I choose Yonkers.

Being able to manipulate time along with seeing all outcomes from past present and future

[vale cliff]

You all are way more powerful than I expected

[vapid leaf]

Thx

[vale cliff]

Forgive me for attempting to share my feeble cantrips with you

[vapid leaf]

Do more

We want more

Ps

This is a threat

[vale cliff]

😮

[zenith sparrow]

Share thine cantrips or suffer mine kablooey²

[vapid leaf]

YEA what he said

[craggy prairie]

this is my fish, his name is Scott

[zenith sparrow]

Five night fih

[craggy prairie]

and this is my dog, bob without a J

[zenith sparrow]

Bob, No J

[vapid leaf]

Is that big boi bob

With no j

[zenith sparrow]

||Job||

I am now soaked

Several hundreds of gallons of water has thrust itself down upon me

[vale cliff]

Tell it you don’t consent

[zenith sparrow]

I did

It only intensified

[sullen lark]

https://youtu.be/pVQvy2MpwLw?si=L4c1X5534DuhwtNI

[stray topaz]

I dont consent

[vale cliff]

Sis is Jesus

[stray topaz]

I quit eating snacks

Congrat me for that

:3

[vale cliff]

Congrat

[crystal gull]

gg goat

[stray topaz]

Thanks

I actually quit eating snacks because my stomach is fucked up

[thin thistle]

Good morning

[zenith sparrow]

Smoog gorning

[stray topaz]

Smog gooning

[zenith sparrow]

Hot

[thin thistle]

[zenith sparrow]

Let the smog do what it wants

[stray topaz]

Have you cuddled your wife today?

[zenith sparrow]

Non :(

Our schedules have gotten busier, so we only see each other in passing for the moment

[fickle halo]

breakfast

[thin vine]

cool i guess?

[stray topaz]

What's this

[fickle halo]

pancake

[stray topaz]

This is offtopic

[crystal gull]

are you sure that goes here

[thin vine]

oops wrong channel

sorry

[stray topaz]

Yum

Ive actually never had pancakes

[fickle halo]

skill issue

[zenith sparrow]

Why it look like the 90s nickelodeon splat

[upbeat ginkgo]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2031789039603310995/en

Miranda Richster (@MRichster)

📑 Translated from French

Me: Mmmmh I hope this place isn't radioactive Meanwhile, the honorable cat-shaped Geiger counter I have on me:

Original text
Moi : Mmmmh j’espère que cette endroit n’est pas radioactif
︀︀
︀︀Pendant ce temps l’honorable compteur Geiger en forme de chat que j’ai sur moi :

Quoting Punch Cat (@PunchingCat)
︀

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[zenith sparrow]

Mmm radiation

[fickle halo]

quark pancakes like to do that

[zenith sparrow]

Dis mf making subatomic flapjacks

[fickle halo]

quark is another way to say curd

[zenith sparrow]

-# Oh

[fickle halo]

-# yea

[zenith sparrow]

-# :(

[lunar barn]

i love this ego, even when i have an asbolutely dogshit id and build for it it still does decent damage

[quartz tinsel]

Yo.

[zenith sparrow]

Yo-yo

[vale cliff]

Yo-yo-yo:

[radiant cosmos]

meow

[quartz tinsel]

Oh.

They're here.

Bye.

[zenith sparrow]

-# what

[vale cliff]

Ghosts

[quartz tinsel]

Ghosts that called my serious "dry humor".

[vale cliff]

Jesus

We’re not doing this here

[zenith sparrow]

So.. how about that weather?

[zenith sparrow]

[vale cliff]

It’s clear where I’m at

[ionic skiff]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2031709251224170994

λmelie (@Dispatch_Graph)

He fucking did it again

QRT: SciFiArchives
An exoskeleton designed to help delivery workers carry extreme loads.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 12:30 PM

[vale cliff]

A very bright and light-polluted night sky

[zenith sparrow]

Guess what the horizon is

[vale cliff]

Wdym?

It’s that horizontal line

[zenith sparrow]

I was going to say it was a landfill, but yeah

That's the correct answer, I suppose

Great talk

[vale cliff]

Bruh

Must be International Snark Day or something

[hollow eagle]

lookin like the rapture

[zenith sparrow]

I don't intend to be snarky, I just didn't know what to call it because it wasn't the focal point

[vale cliff]

No, I’m sorry

Just feels like the whole world’s giving me flak today

[hollow eagle]

okay

[zenith sparrow]

Well, I'd like to apologize for making you feel that way

[vale cliff]

Thanks, man

[zenith sparrow]

This was the only light-hearted kid's gas mask picture I could find

[quartz tinsel]

It's super expensive.

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

[opaque bear]

let’s be honest

who would even trust that from amazon

[zenith sparrow]

Kid looks pretty stoked

[opaque bear]

basically saying “i’ll get my parachute from amazon”

[zenith sparrow]

Probably from huffing the plastic fumes

[zenith sparrow]

... brb, lemme check something

[opaque bear]

pay must’ve been fire

[opaque bear]

oh it exists

[zenith sparrow]

So, it does

I have an idea

[opaque bear]

if it involves possibly suing amazon, i’m in

[vast wraith]

Wassup

[south kraken]

guh

[vapid leaf]

Art

[south kraken]

correct

[vapid leaf]

We love our indie games now

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

All governments and law enforcers become incorruptible.

But

Laws are incredibly strict and no leniency is allowed.

[vapid leaf]

I’d press the big red button right next to these buttons that says “DO NOT PRESS”

[distant saffron]

the button has fast acting poison on it that can be absorbed through skin

u die

[vapid leaf]

Dam-

[lunar barn]

i love furioso

[pearl valley]

Just when I was about to win too

[teal creek]

they tell me my madness is a problem

[stray topaz]

Have you cuddled your wife?

[graceful veldt]

What game is this?

[lunar barn]

limbus company

[pearl valley]

Oh my god

I actually clutched it

[winter smelt]

huh

since when did i try to open PDFs in google chrome

or something

[modern fulcrum]

Holy shit

I didn’t realize that oops all sixes

Actually had dice with all 6s

I thought it’s regular dice

[modern fulcrum]

brain*

[vapid leaf]

My magnum opus

[opaque bear]

deez

[inner dome]

PRESS

Would you press the button (trans people edition)

You may get any gender confirmation surgery you want

But

All people you're attracted to are attracted to the opposite gender

[glossy fulcrum]

the doohickey concert

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought it was called gender affirming surgery

trans but single for life

[amber slate]

I love when the thingamabobs sing

[vapid leaf]

Me too :]

[vapid leaf]

It’s the best kind of concert

[glossy fulcrum]

perhaps

[vapid leaf]

:]

[tulip token]

whats happening 💔

[vapid leaf]

ADHD that’s wut

[queen forge]

This is peak music

[lucid isle]

Worlds worst "cop"

[craggy prairie]

Anyone binge scroll Wikipedia at four AM

[quartz tinsel]

Honey buns or apple pie?

[hallow mortar]

Apple pie.

[ionic skiff]

https://fxtwitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/2031393069313269868

HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN)

Tonight, again, enjoyed a couple of episodes of The X-Files written by Vince Gilligan. I watched Season 6, Episode 14 “Monday,” and Season 7, Episode 3 “Hungry.” “Monday” is a time-loop story. When the cause of the loop is finally revealed at the end, it’s quite heartbreaking. “Hungry” is structured like an episode of Columbo, told from the monster’s point of view. The fact that the brain-eater works at a hamburger joint adds a darkly comic touch 🍔.

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[rose charm]

Peak at its finest

[vapid leaf]

:]

[earnest tusk]

i still have the muscle memory of scrolling down to sheet

[hollow eagle]

the muscle memory of "one more video"

[still kayak]

subtle flex

[hollow eagle]

megaBYTES or megaBITS

both are good

one is insane

[still kayak]

thats just what google told me

not sure

[hollow eagle]

looked it up

so yeah pretty good

[still kayak]

i sent this and one of my friends immidetly one upped me

[hollow eagle]

your friends pay ridiculously too much for internet

unless you worm professionally from home, a gigabit (which is what you have) works perfectly fine

also that looms like ethernet

[zenith sparrow]

Damn.. I've got 320 up and 220 down

That's with fiber optics + ethernet

What the heck are you guys using?

[tame juniper]

I found out that the founder of the high school robotics organization I was part of from 2017-2020 was in the Epstein Files

[zenith sparrow]

Hell of a way to say hello

[tame juniper]

True though

[zenith sparrow]

Sometimes I wonder how so many (few) successful people can make it out into the world without going on that dang island

[hollow eagle]

id say ultra-rich, you can be VERY successful without being a centi-millionare/billionaire

[tame juniper]

How the next pandemic will start

[dense vortex]

[hollow eagle]

human meat

[pale swallow]

see achievements like this are hard for me because I pick krobus every single time

[tame juniper]

Lose a run, get served at

[versed owl]

E

[hollow eagle]

just go to the casino and play poker till you get a full house

[pale swallow]

wait true

(i spam the slots instead)

actually

i think ive NEVER done the card games in stardew

[hollow eagle]

theres only blackjack tho

the slots r the best if you wanna waste an hour

they can make you bank

[ionic skiff]

It involves staying away from epstein with a ten foot pole and going into the Bruce Wayne route

I mean at least he cares for the poor unlike the billionaires we know

And maybe like doing some new money shit like gatsby

[zenith sparrow]

Ideas, ideas

[wheat coral]

w astrolabe

[zenith sparrow]

MI BOMBO

[pearl flume]

Please choose an Evil Team to oppose!

Slash N' Burn- A group of arsonist and mele fighters who seek to destroy this world's form of government and ruling, believing the laws of anarchy would be best. They have access to most military equipments. 5 million members.

Church of Hours- A cult following of a newborn god. They believe all humanity is a countdown towards Her great ascension, often sacrificing people and causing calamities such as summoning minor demons and causing small earthquakes in Her name. 50 thousand members.

The Musicians of Nihil- Super human beings who call themselves angels, each one carries an Instrument of Entropy, capable of destroying buildings and invoking the will of Nihil, their goal is to bring Entropy unto the world and return the surface of the earth to the same as all other planets. 10 members.

[zenith sparrow]

Hm. Hmmm. I wonder what I would pick.

Y'know what, the machine gods will pick for me.

All I gotta say is runneth them hands or runneth thine ones.

[ionic skiff]

Nah. I’d rather punish all evil

[zenith sparrow]

That has larger consequences than one would expect

Also, THEY KILLED KENNY

[vale cliff]

Nihil Nihil Nihil

[craggy prairie]

what are we.

[zenith sparrow]

What aren't we?

[vale cliff]

Some kind of

[wintry rain]

jimbo

[devout iron]

i would join one of them these guys sound awesome

[craggy prairie]

anyways time for me to post a random part from a Wikipedia article

The development of the M-1 involved many changes to the Ford on which it was based, so that many came to view the Russian car as a separate model. The rather primitive Ford suspension was completely redesigned to cope with local conditions, and matched to strong steel wheels.[3] The GAZ-M1 did not use the Ford V8 as used in the American counterpart but an improved variant of its predecessor engine, this was likely because Ford had sent only sent drawings of the V8 to GAZ and not the actual tooling. The GAZ development team had not had access to the actual Ford engine as fitted in Detroit, and so they had to make do with what they already had available and improvise. The GAZ engineers also redesigned the front wings which left the Russian car with a more elegant shape which provided better protection from the elements for the front suspension.

[devout iron]

can you do the article for farkle please

[zenith sparrow]

But what about the MAZ? The articulation of the suspension is something to behold

[inner dome]

You're prolly right

[foggy wharf]

prollysexual

[zenith sparrow]

I'll be anything once

[foggy wharf]

prollygay

[devout iron]

chess battle advanced

[vale cliff]

wait why single?

[zenith sparrow]

Check

[vale cliff]

If you’re attracted to the other gender, you probably would actually date the other gender, right?

What am I missing?

[zenith sparrow]

Y'know, trans is an "I" away from train

Choo choo

[vale cliff]

S too

[devout iron]

checks and checkmates don't exist in chess battle advanced

[vale cliff]

Stoopid

[zenith sparrow]

What about premarital hand holding?

[zenith sparrow]

I no stoopid, u train

[devout iron]

maybe

[zenith sparrow]

Now go choo choo 🔫

[vale cliff]

Train from invincible

Show so good they made it real

[zenith sparrow]

That train was not invincible at all

They lied

[stray topaz]

Have you cuddled your wife

I want to have a wife to cuddle

🥺

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

[stray topaz]

Good

[zenith sparrow]

We need to bring back platonic cuddling

[stray topaz]

What are recent cuddlings?

[zenith sparrow]

It shouldn't just be primarily to those in relationships

The lack of human affection is definitely a big issue on this godforsaken ball of dirt

[stray topaz]

Agree

[zenith sparrow]

Now speen with me

[vale cliff]

I can’t

I’m too poor

[zenith sparrow]

You can just banan

Is oki, all are welcome

[vale cliff]

Disgusting mike

[zenith sparrow]

Dang

[wintry rain]

had that joke idea a long time ago, figured i could forward it to this channel since it isn't serious lol

[zenith sparrow]

It is pretty funny tbh

Damn near made me spit my drink out in disbelief

[broken rock]

YESSSSSSS I CAN FINALLY PLAY

[zenith sparrow]

Eureka!

[zenith sparrow]

Huh. That's a mouthful

I'm going to eat rocks

[vale cliff]

r/phrasethathasntbeensaidbefore

[vale cliff]

or whatever

[zenith sparrow]

Rocks are trying to eat me

[vale cliff]

Cannibal named rock

*Rocks

FUCK

[zenith sparrow]

Schizo posting is now in session

[vale cliff]

I’m like so schizophrenic right now

[zenith sparrow]

The bees are speaking Korean

[south kraken]

spam ton

[zenith sparrow]

Reported for a ton of spam

Soz m8

[south kraken]

D:

[zenith sparrow]

u exploded

[zenith sparrow]

sad, off-key bagpipes

[quartz tinsel]

Can I explode too?

[broken rock]

Fuck

[zenith sparrow]

much smaller explote

[broken rock]

My book is torn

[zenith sparrow]

:(

[broken rock]

I'm fucked

[zenith sparrow]

Trod headahh

Man I miss eddsworld

[vapid leaf]

Art

[modern mirage]

Loaf check

[pearl flume]

I hate it when the doctor says my problems and symptoms are from stress

I can't do anything about that!?

Why couldn't it be like a vitamin deficiency or something I can ACTUALLY deal with ?

[modern mirage]

Do you do anything fun to unstress yourself?

Like a sport or a hobby?

[pearl flume]

Daydreaming ?

[vale cliff]

I also do scripting and animation for all the stories in my head

[hollow kestrel]

🎊🎊🤗🤗

[tough hollow]

hello chat

[carmine moss]

The best Joker ever

[naive kiln]

i headcanon jimbo as trans

[uncut idol]

Okay.

[naive kiln]

woah is that you jimbo

[uncut idol]

Yes

[naive kiln]

so are you trans...

[vale cliff]

Don’t be so direct

[supple horizon]

my lover... hanging chad

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Gun Types

Hand guns/ Hand cannons (one handed guns like revolvers and pistols)

Assault rifles/ Carbines (Semi-auto, burst, Auto)

Shotgun/ Burst guns

Sniper Rifles (Long rifles meant for distance shooting, with or without scope)

Machine Guns (Heavy, large guns that can be mounted or stationed but also carried)

[zenith sparrow]

These are entirely dependent on scenarios but in my personal preference:

1. Shotguns
2. Handguns/Revolvers
3. Sniper/Anti-Material
4. Machine Guns
5. Assault Rifles

Shotguns are multi-tools as some can have bayonets, handguns are the "oh shit" button, sniper rifles have a bit of flair with their utility, machine guns have a LOT of flair with their utility, and assault rifles are just.. the common workhorse. They get things done when all else fails.

[vapid leaf]

You forgot my favorite type of weapons

[zenith sparrow]

But a skilled set of hands can use any of these platforms interchangeably.

[zenith sparrow]

I prefer these hands

👊

[vapid leaf]

Shoulder fired artillery

[zenith sparrow]

Those can't be ranked, that's an automatic top spot

Unfair

[vapid leaf]

Make a tier list

[zenith sparrow]

But I already made one from the provided weaponssss

Fine, lemme revise

[zenith sparrow]

Revised tier list:

1. Shoulder-mounted artillery (S)
2. Shotguns (S)
3. Handguns (S)
4. Sniper (A)
5. Machine guns(A)
6. Assault rifles (C)

[vapid leaf]

Peak

🙂

[zenith sparrow]

There's like tens of other platforms like smgs, experimental weapons like the belt-fed revolver..

Yes, there was a belt-fed revolver

Don't forget about melee weapons. Sharp, blunt, one handed, two handed..

[tough hollow]

hi again chat

[vapid leaf]

[zenith sparrow]

[tough hollow]

chat which one is your favourite

from 1-5

[zenith sparrow]

Gotta be The Tribe

It's just so visually appealing

[glossy fulcrum]

"playing balatro"
look inside
no balatro in sight

[zenith sparrow]

No can in sight, neither

Let's fix that

🥫

Okay, I go seepi now

I'll see you nerds tonight

💤

[blissful cedar]

i'm worried this run won't go further

due to no DNA

FINALLY GOT THE DNA

FINALLY

Chat I'm tryna record my game on OBS