🎙・server-chat

[boreal niche]

i'm gonna post it in #🃏・off-topic wish me luck chat

[compact stump]

Nixon you are not funny now.

[quartz glade]

really

[compact stump]

/j.

[fierce rain]

Dammit

[autumn shell]

It has Miku

[fierce rain]

I really thought I was turning a new leaf with my Presidentsona tossed aside

I’m all kind and shit now

[boreal niche]

god i hope i get someone

[fierce rain]

This is kinda more how I am irl

[boreal niche]

could you imagine

[compact stump]

no

I don’t want to imagine kami.

[autumn shell]

Aren’t you already taken? Because I am

[rare yew]

I knew there wasn’t a dead pixel because if there was then I’d have been told about it like 1000 times by now

[boreal niche]

nono i mean getting someone with the dead pixel on shortcut

there isn't but it would be so funny if someone fell for it

[fiery flower]

it's a nail

should've put it in the sky

[compact stump]

lmao fr, balatro has quite an obsessive fanbase

[fierce rain]

I’m pretending to fall for it but dude I totally would’ve noticed

[compact stump]

i completely fell for it tbh

[fierce rain]

It just seems unlike thunk to have missed something like that and to have not corrected it 2 years later

[compact stump]

I didn’t think abt that

[rare yew]

Oh no that’s my brand

[compact stump]

my mind doesn’t work like that

[rare yew]

There are other single pixel mistakes

[quartz glade]

?

[compact stump]

Wat

[hasty socket]

I waked up

[rare yew]

I just fixed one the other day

[hasty socket]

what are you guys up

[languid kiln]

Pixel was killed in cold blood

[compact stump]

where lmao

let us know

[boreal niche]

the problem is that the 'dead pixel' is too small

look at shortcut again

[rare yew]

It was the right K on Marble Joker

[fierce rain]

Dude you sharpened the arrowhead to make it look less like a promiscuous item.

I highly doubt you wouldn’t have caught that very obvious and glaring dark pixel on a solid bright surface

[compact stump]

Imma go see

[fierce rain]

God I never use marble joker

[stray vault]

Who use marble joker honestly?

[rare yew]

Post marble joker and I’ll fwd here

[boreal niche]

marble is a fine joker

great with hologram

not much else though

[hasty socket]

He's fine

[fiery flower]

I never get it

[boreal niche]

but being good with hologram is a good thing

[fierce rain]

OHH I SEE IT

[boreal niche]

also stone joker exists but that's even more niche

[hasty socket]

incentives high card builds

[fierce rain]

good catch

Who told you about the issue?

A player

?

[rare yew]

Nobody actually

[fierce rain]

Wow

[hasty socket]

High card builds guys

that's why

[rare yew]

I noticed it when I was drawing jokers

[fierce rain]

Congrats on spotting that

[quartz glade]

the little thing at the end of the k right

[rare yew]

Yeah, both ends of the K

Usually the bottom one is missing

But both are missing on marble

[fierce rain]

#🃏・off-topic message

[compact stump]

ohhhhh

i see it

fuck that took me long

[languid kiln]

Same

[quartz glade]

I see only one though

[fierce rain]

Yeah it’s the funny fancy line

[rare yew]

Nah sorry I forgot

[fierce rain]

I would’ve never noticed that had Thunk not brought it up

[high violet]

theres a dead pixel on ceremonial dagger i think 🧐 its a bit hard to spot though

[boreal niche]

violet vessel is also missing the darker outline that the other 4 finishers have

[compact stump]

now i won’t be able to not notice it every single time.

[boreal niche]

it's for good reason btw

but still

[rare yew]

It’s only missing one, but usually I remove that little pixel when it’s a normal Jimbo because it bleeds into the art. But it doesn’t for Marble

[fierce rain]

Hold on I gotta see it in game now

[rare yew]

Like it has a 2 pixel buffer

[inland kindle]

Localthunk, do you consider yourself good at cooking? You always post photos of food that look really good as presentation

[fierce rain]

Damn you thunk, making me go grab my laptop from the other room AND charge it

[quartz glade]

so something like the clown woulda bleed into the art

[rare yew]

I cook a lot but I don’t know if I’m like good at it

[fierce rain]

You’re better than me

[rare yew]

I’d hope so

[compact stump]

I’m good at reverse cooking

[fierce rain]

If that means anything

[hasty socket]

Localthunk is like leonardo da Vinci being good at everything

[stray vault]

Im good at being cooked

[fierce rain]

Hey man my girlfriend is great at cooking food so I’m set

That’s reason enough to marry her

I’m incompetent without her

[compact stump]

Damn

[inland kindle]

Did you learn from a very young age? I'm just starting with cooking

[rare yew]

Gotta pull your weight my mans

[cosmic vapor]

Call me ser duncan, the way i be dunking

[fierce rain]

I beat levels of games when she can’t 🙂

[compact stump]

me and my gf are decent are cooking

[fierce rain]

That’s enough

I’m also great at cleaning

[hasty socket]

Lmao I wanna send a shit I did

[quartz glade]

as long as the food is edible ill eat anything I can make

[rare yew]

I cooked rarely growing up, then when I first moved out when I was 19 I had to learn or starve

So I’ve been cooking since

It’s fun

[hasty socket]

I wanna send a thing i made on kitchen lmao go to off topic

[fierce rain]

Yeah please don’t send your feces in the Balatro server

Thunk should have a food posting channel

That would be nice

Very wholesome

[rare yew]

Did I share the orange chicken (tofu) I made yesterday

[twin prairie]

thunk, do you ever go to music festivals or have any interest in them ?

[inland kindle]

I think it's the same situation as mine, i’m 21, only that I'm getting ready to move, that's why I want to learn to cook, if not I'm nothing 😔

[compact stump]

yes

made us all hungry

[twin prairie]

trying to figure out how we can meet up to blaze together

[compact stump]

Shit looked crazy good

[rare yew]

I am not a festival goer no unfortunately

[twin prairie]

awwwww, canada has some of the best of them

[inland kindle]

dude share it

[rare yew]

Well if I shared it I’ll repost one sec

[fierce rain]

Well wouldja look at that #🃏・off-topic message

[inland kindle]

no pressure no pressure

[fierce rain]

It’s weird that I never noticed it

[compact stump]

i hate it now

[compact stump]

Ahhhh

Not again thunk

[fierce rain]

It’s also weird that I’ve never won a game with Marble Joker, apparently.

[compact stump]

I’m hungry asf now

[fierce rain]

Not even a white stake

I’m a little disappointed

[compact stump]

i haven’t used Marble in a single round lmao

[magic dome]

With hologram or plasma is actually really good

[compact stump]

no salt on the broccoli? diabolical

[fierce rain]

Dude I am the most basic man when it comes to strategy

ie Grab Hanging Chad and Photograph

[quartz glade]

same

[rare yew]

It’s seasoned I ain’t dumb

[twin prairie]

brocoli just needs salted butter and love

[compact stump]

lmao alr alr

[compact stump]

nahh skip the butter

[inland kindle]

It's just that it looks too good even in presentation, i want sum of that

[magic dome]

Its so perfect that it looks like a reference foto for a joker

[compact stump]

Salt and olive oil

[quartz glade]

never had butter on brocolli

[fierce rain]

Fellas am I the average brain dead Balatro player or what

#🃏・off-topic message

[inland kindle]

would you cook for all of your fans?

[compact stump]

lmao

i wonder what mines are

[high violet]

how did you cook the broccoli?

[rare yew]

Toss broccoli in a high smoke point oil and Montreal steak spice, roast in a baking sheet in an oven at 375 until it’s browned nicely

[high violet]

ah

[fierce rain]

I like airfrying broccoli

[twin prairie]

i read montreal and now I want poutine

[compact stump]

What.

[fierce rain]

Yeah

[twin prairie]

i dont think there's anywhere in denver to get poutine at midnight

[fierce rain]

It’s great

[rare yew]

Air frying would work great too

[fierce rain]

I think I love my air fryer more than most people in my life

He’s my best friend

[quartz glade]

opinion on steamed brocoli? anyone

[compact stump]

That’s lowk fair

[fierce rain]

Peak

[compact stump]

best broccoli

idc

[boreal scarab]

Love it

[rare yew]

Steamed is good but it’s almost always worse than roasted

[magic dome]

We got localthunk sharing recipes before GTA VI

[fierce rain]

Broccoli is top 3 vegetables

[rare yew]

Top 1

[compact stump]

i’ve never tried broccoli other way than steamed

[fierce rain]

potatoes, dude.

[rare yew]

What

[compact stump]

Like never

[fierce rain]

everyone always forgets potatoes

[compact stump]

i swear

[rare yew]

Cleb

Cleb Cleb Cleb

[compact stump]

thunk

[fierce rain]

Wait what

Dude

[compact stump]

thumk thunk thunk

[boreal scarab]

OK, roasted potatoes

[fierce rain]

Not even raw?

[boreal scarab]

Fire

[twin prairie]

steamed veggies are just not fun

[compact stump]

WHAT

NO

[fierce rain]

Dude why

[quartz glade]

good night, i got class to wake up for in half a dozen hours

[compact stump]

fym why

[fierce rain]

Broccoli virgin over here

[compact stump]

cuz it’s RAW

[fierce rain]

ITS A VEGETABLE

YOU EAT IT WITH DIP

[compact stump]

ITS RAW

DONT TASTE GOOD RAW

[rare yew]

Cleb

[fierce rain]

HOW HAS BRO NEVER TRIED A VEGGIE PLATTER

[rare yew]

That’s for Cleb

[twin prairie]

yeah I mean raw broc with french onion dip kinda banging

[boreal scarab]

Holy based

[compact stump]

fuck, that does look good

[twin prairie]

I've been called based god before

[fierce rain]

Have you never tried one of those platters with the broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and celery all in a circle with the dip in the middle

[twin prairie]

top left looks like my brussel sprout recipe but with broc

[fierce rain]

They’re phenomenal

[rare yew]

Omg roast Brussels sprouts are goated

[compact stump]

yk what thunk? i think i have broccoli rn, ill try it roasted tmrr

[stray vault]

I have only ever eaten boiled broccoli

[rare yew]

YES

[magic dome]

The left thing is eggplant?

[fierce rain]

THATS MY BOY

hell yeah

[twin prairie]

brussel sprout prob the best green veggie

[rare yew]

Those are all broccoli

Wym

[compact stump]

i’ll do a photo and all

[boreal scarab]

Two questions, both genuine. Why would you boil broccoli, and how does it taste?

[compact stump]

Just to show ya

[stray vault]

It tastes broccoli

[magic dome]

Even the yellow cubes???

[compact stump]

and i’ll tell you my genuine rating of it

[fierce rain]

I literally love roasted broccoli with a chicken breast and some baguette

Top 5 meal

[boreal scarab]

BASED

[rare yew]

Yellow cubes???

[high violet]

i think thats cheese?edit nevermind

[stray vault]

Regarding the first question, broccoli can be eaten raw?

[fierce rain]

Yes

[rare yew]

Of course

[fierce rain]

As long as it’s clean

[stray vault]

Ive never eaten raw broccoli

[rare yew]

It’s not amazing

[fierce rain]

That’s like asking if a carrot can be eaten raw

[stray vault]

I think here its not clean

[compact stump]

I would never eat raw broccoli

[stray vault]

So my mom always boil them

[compact stump]

cmon

[fierce rain]

Why

[rare yew]

You submerge it in water first and all the bugs float out

[twin prairie]

imagine if we couldn't eat raw vegetables

that would be crazy

[fierce rain]

y’all never grew up on farmland and it shows

[rare yew]

I learned that when I grew broccoli in my garden

[magic dome]

On the original photo of yesterday dinner you sent 😭

[eternal shoal]

what did i come back to

[fierce rain]

yeah I made that mistake once

yikes

[compact stump]

ewww

[fierce rain]

HEY MAN

I WAS LIKE 8

AND I LEARNED FROM IT

[rare yew]

Oh no those are roasted orange tofu cubes

[compact stump]

Damn alr alr

mb king

[stray vault]

Oh my mom actually steams broccoli with pork bones

[fierce rain]

yeah it is your bad

[magic dome]

Okok

[fierce rain]

that’s too expensive

[compact stump]

even yours

[fierce rain]

I ain’t paying nearly 2 bucks a litre for some disinfectant

[compact stump]

now i wanna eat broccoli

[eternal shoal]

what’s the rtb buff

[fierce rain]

Y’all don’t bathe your veggies in hand sanitizer before eating them? It kills 99.9% of bacteria.

[compact stump]

ion wash em

[fierce rain]

Yeah neither do I most of the time

Just brush away the dirt and you’re mostly good to go

Sometimes hose ‘em down

But rarely

[compact stump]

yeahhh

I buy them so they clean too

[fierce rain]

Oh yeah that too

can i be so fr

cleb is kinda the goat

ionno why

no particular reason

but youre cool dude

never change

[rare yew]

Alright chat

You ready for thunk food posting

[fierce rain]

yes, thunk?

yes, thunk.

[rare yew]

Enchiladas

[fierce rain]

how do you even eat those

with a fork?

[rare yew]

Juevos Rancheros

[fierce rain]

ooh that look good

[rare yew]

More enchiladas

[fierce rain]

i love the presentation

so fancy

[rare yew]

Tomato soup

[fierce rain]

that is certainly tomato soup

no doubt in my mind

[rare yew]

Pizza from scratch

[fierce rain]

hell yeah i make that all the time

[steel fiber]

HOLY COW

[fierce rain]

that looks great tho

[rare yew]

Ramen

[fierce rain]

you say ramen but where noodle

[rare yew]

Oh it’s in there

[fierce rain]

alright

[coarse comet]

ramen

[fierce rain]

ill take your word for it

[coarse comet]

like the

like the joker

[fierce rain]

bro be like

2x mult

1.95x mult

1.90x mult

1.85x mult

[compact stump]

Thunk

be fr you don’t consider yourself good at cooking

like cmon

[fierce rain]

man's too humble for his own good.

[compact stump]

And it would work for me

[fierce rain]

even his tomato soup looks good

[rare yew]

This could all taste terrible you don’t know

[fierce rain]

and i fuckin hate tomatoes

[fierce rain]

hey man, presentation is everything.

[compact stump]

I don’t need to know

That looks GOOD

[compact stump]

nahhhhhh

[rare yew]

Homemade tomato soup and grilled cheese is the single greatest meal in existence

[fierce rain]

i also doubt you'd post photos if it tasted like shit

[rare yew]

You should try adding tomato soup

Goated combo

[raven ice]

hi mr thunk

its late

[compact stump]

Sometimes i make pasting and feel like i cook at least decent, thunk just comes here and says that he doesn’t consider himself “good”

be so fr

[fierce rain]

dude one day in grade 8 i ate grilled cheese every day for lunch and supper for a month

[raven ice]

cleb

[fierce rain]

im not even exaggerating

[raven ice]

how long have you been here

everytime i talk you are here

wtf

[compact stump]

Yuh

I’m like that

[raven ice]

oh also

localthunk

can you uhh

make sure your auto mod is working?

[fierce rain]

fuck

[compact stump]

i make pastina*

[raven ice]

there was a really annoying guy spamming @ mods

[compact stump]

true

[fierce rain]

not working

[raven ice]

swearing is allowed

[rare yew]

How would automod help

[raven ice]

idk

uhh

[compact stump]

he was spamming like crazy too

[raven ice]

make it so the mods dont get pinged ten times

[fierce rain]

technically 'automod' deleted all my messages containing the word fuck for a few hours and such

[rare yew]

This is why we have #mod-mail

[raven ice]

thats slow

[fierce rain]

also im sure the mods wouldve realized

[compact stump]

true

[raven ice]

they usually take a minute

[rare yew]

Pinging mods is fast if you need more urgent

Like what are you asking for

[raven ice]

make it so people cant spam and flood

i guess

[rare yew]

How

[compact stump]

lol

[raven ice]

man

youre the guy who owns the server

also

balatro

that too

[compact stump]

He doesn’t know discord like that

just ask a mod

lol

[rare yew]

I know, but literally how

[raven ice]

find a bot or smth

[rare yew]

?????

[compact stump]

lmaooo

[rare yew]

A bot that detects spam?

[raven ice]

yeah

[rare yew]

How would it do that

[raven ice]

fast messages

[compact stump]

i think there are actually

i could try to find one

[rare yew]

Any fast messages?

[fierce rain]

dude i would be so screwed

[compact stump]

Maybe fast and repetitive messages

[rare yew]

What’s wrong with pinging mods if that happens

It’s not like it’s happening all the time

[raven ice]

dont wanna bother them

[fierce rain]

and theres usually someone in the chat to moderate anyways

[rare yew]

Dw about it that’s why they’re here

[coarse comet]

what if wheel of fortune was called the wheel of chance and it worked the exact same but with a 1/4 chance of killing a random joker

[compact stump]

That’s the whole point of having mods

[raven ice]

yeah but

i guess

i overworked my friggin legs today

[compact stump]

sure let’s make the wheel more useless

[raven ice]

i walked 3 miles 4 times

[compact stump]

sooooo 12 miles?

[fierce rain]

thunk, can you change wheel of fortune so the odds are now 1/6

[raven ice]

yeah

twelve of em

[compact stump]

genuinely why

[raven ice]

thunk can you make it so wheel of fortune never hits

i hate having good odds

[fierce rain]

idk

[raven ice]

i want to lose my games

[coarse comet]

yeah its too easy to hit

[raven ice]

i dont want to win

[coarse comet]

🤔

[raven ice]

remove legendary jokers too

[rare yew]

What if I do 1/20

[fierce rain]

i'm chaotic evil ig

[fierce rain]

YES

[coarse comet]

okay man what the hell

[rare yew]

Would 1/20 suffice

[fierce rain]

BUT DONT TELL ANYONE

[raven ice]

yeah

[compact stump]

u wouldn’t

right

?????

[raven ice]

will there be new decks

[compact stump]

ionno

hope i helped

[raven ice]

can you make the game way harder than it already is

[coarse comet]

black deck exists

[raven ice]

too easy

no im not playing black deck

[rare yew]

I haven’t added any new decks to 1.1 yet but I’d like to see if there are any interesting ideas in the ol notebook

And test them out

[fierce rain]

god dammit i'm rewatching invincible in preparation for the new season and the D4VD song just started playing.

this scene used to be so beautiful but my god have all the controversies ruined this song for me

[compact stump]

Thunk make orange stake up the scaling by a 350% PLEASE

[eternal shoal]

just got a negative showman thanks thunk

[rare yew]

Yw

[fierce rain]

Thunk make orange stake up the scaling by a 350x PLEASE

[inland kindle]

what about vouchers?

[compact stump]

u funny

.

[raven ice]

new vouchers would be nice but idk what there would be

[fierce rain]

whatd be really funny tho

[inland kindle]

a Cheetos Flaming Hot Voucher

[compact stump]

it’s amber tho

dw

[fierce rain]

my god she sucks buns

[compact stump]

scene was alr bad because of her

[fierce rain]

TRUE!

[raven ice]

amber sucks i hate amber

[steel fiber]

ooh, more- wait... how would those be unlocked?

[raven ice]

eve best girl

[fierce rain]

and dont they break up literally next episode or smth

[compact stump]

ionno

can’t remember

[fierce rain]

i dont really remember but i think its soon

[raven ice]

have you guys read invincible

[coarse comet]

one of my balatro seeds was literally CG5BADFR

[raven ice]

i got all the books for my birthday last year

[fierce rain]

ive read up to the point where we are in the show timeline

but ive unfortunately been spoiled

on everything

[compact stump]

same

on everything

[rare yew]

on everything?

[compact stump]

Ye

[raven ice]

all of it?

[compact stump]

on everything

Every part of it

[fierce rain]

1. Missionary
2. That Anissa scene

[compact stump]

nahhhhhh

[rare yew]

on everything 😔

[raven ice]

including ||mark fights invincible?||

[fierce rain]

i cant wait until that anissa scene gets animated

im so fucking hyped

[compact stump]

Ye😞

[compact stump]

Woah

[rare yew]

😔

[raven ice]

NOOOOOO

thats not this season

[fierce rain]

i know

[raven ice]

i think its 5-7

[fierce rain]

but i cant wait

[rare yew]

🥀

[compact stump]

🗿

[fierce rain]

thunk, do you watch/read invincible?

[raven ice]

me?

no

[rare yew]

No I have no idea what you’re talking about

[fierce rain]

oh damn

ever heard of omniman

[rare yew]

No

[fierce rain]

the think mark think meme

[raven ice]

actually?

[compact stump]

thunk where’s the obelisk emoji

[raven ice]

wait a minute

[inland kindle]

What about Bad Boys

[rare yew]

Like the one with Will Smith?

[compact stump]

think thunk think

[raven ice]

hes either trolling or hes never seen peak

no the guy from whiplash

[rare yew]

I’m not trolling

[raven ice]

its so good

[fierce rain]

Honestly, I highly recommend watching it, man. It's a massive spin on the superhero trope

[raven ice]

you need to watch it

[inland kindle]

yes

[fierce rain]

especially if youre going in blind

its so fucking good

[rare yew]

What is it

[raven ice]

soap

[fierce rain]

just give the first episode a chance. its on prime

[raven ice]

watch first episode

trust

dont drop

[fierce rain]

https://www.primevideo.com/detail/Invincible/0K677J96WQ96K6UY6BL15O70CO

[rare yew]

Maybe

[raven ice]

please

[fierce rain]

PLEASE

[rare yew]

You’ll delay 1.1

[fierce rain]

so

[raven ice]

worth it

[compact stump]

you should

[fierce rain]

worth it

[compact stump]

shit is worth it

[rare yew]

Maybe

[inland kindle]

Thunk, what’s the genre of series or movies that interests you the most, that you like the best, or do you prefer reading or playing instead?

[raven ice]

STOP COPYING MEEEE

[fierce rain]

we should do a poll

if he should watch it

[raven ice]

1.1 2027 pleaseee

[rare yew]

I prefer reading, I haven’t played a new game in many months

And the last show I watched was probably like a month ago

[raven ice]

you can read it too

dont get the compendium too heavy

[rare yew]

I just finished Septology and I’m reading a motorcycle travelogue book rn

[inland kindle]

any book recommendations?

[fierce rain]

its the perfect time to watch the series fresh too! season 4 comes out in march. if you start watching it now maybe you can be caught up to experience the hype of the finale with the rest of us!!

just please

[rare yew]

But I wanna read my books

[fierce rain]

you can do both

[rare yew]

Not really

[raven ice]

overstim

[fierce rain]

watch one 45 minute episode is all i ask

[raven ice]

like me

[rare yew]

Im busy this food doesn’t cook itself

[fierce rain]

you spend more than 45 minutes a day chatting here

[compact stump]

invincible is so worth it thunk

trust

[rare yew]

I said maybe

[fierce rain]

spend that watching invincible

[inland kindle]

Thunk, any instrument that you know how to play?

[raven ice]

are u in the us?

[fierce rain]

canada

[raven ice]

oh

eww

[fierce rain]

???

[rare yew]

????

[fierce rain]

ban this guy

[rare yew]

Why are people so rude for no reason

[fierce rain]

i have no clue

[raven ice]

im sorry

that was like

[fierce rain]

they always are

[compact stump]

i’m eating tomato with salt

[raven ice]

not nice

[compact stump]

life good

[rare yew]

Look who’s Canadian now

[raven ice]

what

[fierce rain]

im so sick of american defaultism

so fucking sick of it

[raven ice]

51st state

[rare yew]

You apologized

[fierce rain]

and the apology is worthless now

congrats

[rare yew]

I timed him out for a day

[flint copper]

Not sucking up to thunk for reacting this btw

[compact stump]

lol

[flint copper]

Genuinely true

[compact stump]

tomato with salt and olive oil

life good

[fierce rain]

51st state more like 4th territory

[rare yew]

Stop

Holy shit

[fierce rain]

ok

[steel fiber]

aren't there some suits that have leaves

[rare yew]

You can’t help yourself

[fierce rain]

no i cant

sorry man

i had to

[flint copper]

I don’t know enough about geography to add to this

[compact stump]

same

lol

i’m just watching

[steel fiber]

then maybe we should talk about literally anything else

[fleet jasper]

verdant leef

[rare yew]

It’s actually very frustrating, please try and keep the peace a little more

[fierce rain]

this is literally the first remotely controversial joke tonight

[compact stump]

true

[fierce rain]

and i didnt even start it

[rare yew]

tonight

[compact stump]

first time thunk says stop

New record?

[fierce rain]

new pfp new me

this is what we call progress

baby steps, thunk

baby steps

[compact stump]

can i still call u nixon

[fierce rain]

sure why not

[compact stump]

bet

i’m used to it now

[fierce rain]

yeah no worries

[flint copper]

Nixon has no power over a Canadian

[high violet]

i dont think he has power over an american either considering he’s dead

[flint copper]

How about dead Americans

[compact stump]

that we don’t know

[fierce rain]

im pretty sure if you dig up his corpse or steal his ashes or whatever than youre probably getting a harsher sentence than if you were to desecrate someone's grandma

just saying

[flint copper]

*my

[compact stump]

how did you even think of this answer

[fierce rain]

my brain works in mysterious ways

that was my first thought

[compact stump]

i see.

[fierce rain]

no hesistation, that was the first comeback in my head

i have no idea why

[compact stump]

funny

[high violet]

boots gets possessed by the ghost of richard nixon

[flint copper]

Always have been

[fierce rain]

richard nixon got possessed by the ghost of boots

[high violet]

i have to go to sleep now good night

[compact stump]

and decided to get on balatro discord

[compact stump]

gn

[fierce rain]

both boots and nixon are balatro fans

[compact stump]

thunk u see that?

nixon was a balatro fan

[fierce rain]

nixon is a gambling addict by nature, and boots is just a goober with too much free time

[compact stump]

it’s funny cuz i don’t really know who tf is richard nixon

[fierce rain]

37th president

he uh

liked cigars and gambling

[compact stump]

can’t blame the man

[eternal shoal]

i just got a chad chad chad photo photo photo run with that showman

ended at e32

idk why im sayin that here

[fierce rain]

be the bee you were meant to be

be your father's bee.

[verbal bison]

🥺

Beautiful

[waxen orbit]

Quick question

[fierce rain]

quick answer

[waxen orbit]

Is there any way I can suggest the developer for something here in the server?

[fierce rain]

he actually just went offline

you missed him

sorry man

[waxen orbit]

Damn it

But say, if said developer online, could I tag him and ask him my question?

[fierce rain]

come back pls

[fierce rain]

you are unable to @ him unfortunately

and he has notifications muted

understandably

[waxen orbit]

Ahh! Makes sense

Gotta stay focused on the new update supposedly coming soon

[fierce rain]

i suppose i could forward a message if you want

i talk to him almost every night

[waxen orbit]

Yes, if possible, please

[fierce rain]

what's up, man?

[waxen orbit]

For example: the Balatro soundtrack on Spotify OST, sounds very different compared to the one in PC and smart phones. What was wondering if they can put in the other version on streaming services?

If you know what I mean then yeah lol

[fierce rain]

i don't believe there is a different version

i wont lie to you

its just one song being contorted around to fit different settings

the full version of the song is there naturally under the Main Theme track

and all the other variations are under their respective listing

[waxen orbit]

I swear they both sound different on Spotify and anywhere else

[fierce rain]

it likely just sounds different because it dynamically changes depending on where the main theme was before it changed

idk

hes online, maybe we can grab his attention

knowing him he might already be reading

hi thunk

[waxen orbit]

Maybe it’s the demo version of the OST?

[fierce rain]

the ost only really had one version iykwim

its just one song from a guy on fiverr

fun fact for ya

[waxen orbit]

Yeah, it just sounds It’s pitched differently on Spotify

[fierce rain]

let me pull them up side by side

hold on

[waxen orbit]

You need a link for example?

[fierce rain]

nah ive got the game running

[waxen orbit]

Bet

[fierce rain]

oh damn it is slightly different

thats fuckin weird

i uh

i dont have an answer for you other than its unlikely they will be released

part of me wants to open up the exe and see if i can find the music

im not even sure if thats how that works

but ill try

[compact stump]

i think thunk has explained why

i just forgot

[fierce rain]

if you can forward it

oh

ok

[compact stump]

i don’t think in discord

Maybe an interview?

can’t remember

[fierce rain]

welp

[inner trail]

dear lord what is this cursed recommendation in next fest
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4100170/Balathrone/

[waxen orbit]

For a second, I thought you guys were trying to make me crazy

[fierce rain]

no i clocked it too in the past

its the reason i dont listen to the soundtrack on apple music

[charred lichen]

Is there an update yet?

To the game.

[fierce rain]

but i really thought i was crazy so i just kinda said there was nothing wrong

hey cornman

@waxen orbit

im in the files

of the music

actually

god thats weird

is the music being pitched in real time?

its just variations of the fiverr song

god thats cool

Thunk am I crazy or is that how that works?

[waxen orbit]

No, you don’t have to send me the files. I was just wondering if you guys can maybe upload that other version you heard on Spotify? Honestly listening to the soundtrack puts me on my A game when it comes to studying in college!

@fierce rain

[fierce rain]

no im wondering if its even possible

because from my understanding of just looking at the .ogg files

it seems like its being pitched in real time

i could be totally off the mark here though

now i wish i knew anything about Lua

[waxen orbit]

But you get what I’m saying, right?

[fierce rain]

oh yeah

but im wondering if since its being shifted in real time if they can even replicate the exact pitch in the game

[waxen orbit]

Perhaps the man himself could explain this situation

[fierce rain]

im guessing its just a really close replication

[fierce rain]

well ive tried

[waxen orbit]

That’s OK! I’ll check back in the morning

It’s 1230 where I’m at now

PST

[fierce rain]

but alas its late night

and a mans gotta sleep

its actually 4:30am for me now

goodnight!

[waxen orbit]

Good night y’all!

💤

[flint copper]

HUH?

oh

Oh, wait, sorry

Goodnight!

[fierce rain]

Yeah I just opened the exe

Anyone can do it

There’s nothing stopping you from using a tool like WinRAR or 7-Zip

And then the sounds are right there in the resource folder!

I won’t share any of the files because that could be seen as piracy

But I encourage you to go check it out yourself if you have a copy from Steam

[zealous dagger]

Ola

[plucky breach]

Gifted my homie an eshop gift card for his birthday and he bought Balatro with it
#SpreadingThePropaganda

[vagrant bane]

How many new jokers are we expecting in the new update

[torn jasper]

classified

[vagrant bane]

So 2

[torn jasper]

even the CIA doesn't know

[vagrant bane]

Is cia one of the new jokerw

[torn jasper]

we don't even know

[vagrant bane]

Cia - shows next 3 cards

Cia in shop (shows what the packs bring(

[torn jasper]

||localthunk is listening||

[bitter cape]

seems like I got tagged

for mentioning that horrid wiki site not named Miraheze/balatrowiki

[halcyon frost]

bro really thinks a update is happening

[sharp hollow]

cola

[flint carbon]

0.2

[timid cedar]

We giving Square Joker his rectangle back or something?

[brazen briar]

I'm back!

[visual basin]

hi Jimbo

[languid kiln]

Hi Jimbo how is your day

[brazen briar]

Hello @visual basin

Hello @languid kiln

[visual basin]

:3

[languid kiln]

OwO

[brazen briar]

...

[languid kiln]

Huh?

What's wrong.

[brazen briar]

You guys are fried

Anyway

[languid kiln]

At least not fired.

It's a win.

[cold idol]

good evening

[languid kiln]

Hey Varv.

How is your day?

[brazen briar]

Hello @cold idol

[visual basin]

foot by the fruit

[brazen briar]

I'm like a bot

Greeting everyone that chats

[cold idol]

usual stuff

went to college, hang out with friends, came back home, and play balatro

[visual basin]

but you're a mann, not a machine

[languid kiln]

Understood! Hopefully you'll enjoy playing Balatro.

[brazen briar]

I'm actually a piece of specially printed paper

[visual basin]

fair enough

[brazen briar]

Otherwise known as a card

[visual basin]

jimbo

how are you alive

[languid kiln]

Jimbo is not half joker or whatever you guys call it

[thorn wraith]

the old notebook....

relic of the past..?

[sand osprey]

guys does set seed help anything or it j4f

[dapper sleet]

Just for the fun of the game

[feral compass]

to this day ive never won in balatro

😭

im TERRIBLE at this game lol

[dapper sleet]

It will come

It takes time

And that's ok

[thorn wraith]

oh wait i love that

[placid turret]

hi jimbcord

[boreal scarab]

Morning, gamers

[placid turret]

morning

[inland kindle]

chat

good morning

[crisp vapor]

balachat

balachatro

[naive epoch]

question regarding the gold stake restriction on legendaries. Does it get removed after ante 8?

I was on a pretty good baron mime run on goldstake, got a plant upcoming in ante 12, was carrying a luchador. Saw soul. I have gold sticker on the other 4 jokers except chigoat. So, expected it to be chigoat but got yorick instead.

i used QoL mods earlier, but this was a completely unmodded run. All mods deactivated

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🔺

[elder sleet]

Same

[solemn elm]

No. Its always the first soul of a run will be unstickered at gold stake

the way it works is youll only get seeds where the first soul gives an unstickered legendary

it doesnt change anything about the seed

[naive epoch]

could deck skin mods interfere with the filtering?

does not make sense to me, but that is the only thing I have active

[sharp hollow]

jimbo voice headcannon:

"free wifi anywhere you go"

[quartz gulch]

hi

[inland kindle]

for free, get connected, for free, with education connection, get connected for free, with education connection 🎵

[signal sonnet]

Do you prefer Jimbo with Orange Sleves or one Orange Sleeve vs one Blue Sleeve

[balmy rover]

i prefer jimbo with a gun

[woeful condor]

infinite bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games

[signal sonnet]

Either way I get no games so what's the point

Neither

[woeful condor]

didnt get the reference 😔

[signal sonnet]

That wasn't a reference I'm just saying my answer

[woeful condor]

no, you didnt get my reference

[signal sonnet]

I did

[woeful condor]

oh

[signal sonnet]

I know where it's from

[woeful condor]

well ill be damned

[signal sonnet]

I pick neither

Cuz I like games

[signal sonnet]

I was asking this cuz there are technically 2 Jokers that show off Jimbo's actual body (Photograph and Trading Card) and both have different sleeve colors

[woeful condor]

thats right i never noticed omg

i like the alternated one best

trading card jimbo looks fire asf

[deep saddle]

my balatro playing card deck should be here today

exciting

[balmy rampart]

hi can someone help me please im on ante 1 just finshed medium blind and theres hologram or i could take mega buffoon pack. Right now i have 11 dollars and only rocket as my single joker. What should i do?

[hot vortex]

Take hologram for sure

Good scaling

[slim junco]

[visual basin]

THAT GOD FORSAKEN [it's now time for our feature presentation] STILL HASN'T [coming straight from your house] AND I AM [piss and shit theory]

[gentle shell]

girlies after playing the balatro mod manager for 12 hour i can indeed confirm it is peak

[visual basin]

something tells me you're not quite groovy

[gentle shell]

yea......

TwT

[quick finch]

is there any place i can report spam?

[gentle shell]

wha

[quick finch]

got a spam dm from someone whos only mutual was this server about real poker

[untold cove]

Report it to discord

[quick finch]

aight

[gentle shell]

what this they/them said

[tardy mesa]

Can I ask for what to decide on balatro here

[gentle shell]

yea

[elder sleet]

Hello

[tardy mesa]

Ok so I have mime and I have 10 bucks so should I buy Midas or grabber

[gentle shell]

okay.....so neither save it so you get intrest

[tardy mesa]

but grabber lowkey give extra money too

[gentle shell]

what ante?

[tardy mesa]

2

[gentle shell]

😭 girly you need a mult or chips joker despratly

[tardy mesa]

Oh

[raw glacier]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1470466561109266687

[tardy mesa]

But I have the um

Plasma deck

[gentle shell]

.......maybe give context next time....

okay so ny answer is still to save it

youll earn more money overtime if you do

[raw glacier]

Holy crap it's Miss Balatro

Hi I like your game Balatro

[tardy mesa]

I wanted to send a ss but I can’t

[tardy mesa]

Ok

[gentle shell]

yes it is i

[raw glacier]

Hi

[gentle shell]

:3

[woeful condor]

does this imply the existence of Mr Balatro?

[gentle shell]

im bisexual so its a mystery :3

[woeful condor]

Miss Balatro 2: Now It's Personal

[gentle shell]

:3

[solemn delta]

hi

[languid kiln]

hi

:3

[woeful condor]

oh god it's the guy from

from pjsk omfg what was his name

[languid kiln]

Rui

[gentle shell]

i exist :3

[languid kiln]

Hey Miss Balatro! How is your day?

[gentle shell]

fine

[languid kiln]

Glad to hear it.

[gentle shell]

:3

[woeful condor]

YESSS

[languid kiln]

How is your day?

[woeful condor]

wonderful

[languid kiln]

Can you elaborate further?

[woeful condor]

woke up, went to school, slept through like three signatures or so, got home

no not signatures

uhh

yeah classes wtv

[languid kiln]

Understood.

[gentle shell]

your at home im still stuck in class

[woeful condor]

now at the conservatory looking down at my phone and oh my god my neck hurts so much

[languid kiln]

If it would've been my time o'clock you would've probably died with that schedule.

Not good for you.

[woeful condor]

omori spotted

my time mentioned

[languid kiln]

Nop.

It's just my manner of speech.

I never played omori even though I really want to.

[woeful condor]

ik ik I was just joking lmao

[languid kiln]

Where are you from?

[gentle shell]

i hear its like undertale doubt

[languid kiln]

Should play more games to erase my memory and my activity list.

2 weeks is too long of a time, 2 weeks ago I was happy.

At least, happier than right now.

[gentle shell]

2 weeks ago i didnt listen to fukouna girl.....i was happier then....

[languid kiln]

2 weeks ago I was an entirely another person if I think about it.

[gentle shell]

ehhhh i dont really understand myself but that seems a bit dramatic

[languid kiln]

Something simply happened.

[gentle shell]

ah

[languid kiln]

That happens.

Hope you'll understand yourself soon enough.

[gentle shell]

ig

[shy dove]

my wife has been obsessed w that song lmao

[shy dove]

for me i am often an entirely different person multiple times in the span of a single day but i dont think that is what they mean 🐈

[gentle shell]

...its a song about how the world want trans people to die and the singers (a trans person) depression

[shy dove]

yeah

i know

its very easy to be obsessed with something that is dark

as a transfem i know the feeling of being particularly enamored by trans art even if its not particularly happy - it often isnt

[gentle shell]

yea as someone who listens to femtanyl i get it

[opaque shard]

Femtanyl mentioned

[languid kiln]

Damn.

[gentle shell]

next week tune in to when i mention yonkagor

[languid kiln]

I mean. Even if we don't acknowledge that there is something, there is this something.

[opaque shard]

I like Issbrokie

[gentle shell]

YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST PERSON THAT IVE MET THAT LIKES HER MUSIC

[opaque shard]

I'm just awesome like that

[gentle shell]

girly all my friends call it shit TwT

i mean obviously it is but thats the charm its purposely shitty

[opaque shard]

It's like 100 gecs

[gentle shell]

she knows its shit and she revels in it

though i can think of a few genuine bangers

[opaque shard]

Pink hair album

[gentle shell]

my list of her actually good music is saftey,step in the ring,nastywerrrk theres probably more but i havent listened in awhile

and she releases a song every damn week TwT

[opaque shard]

WTFG is one of my favorites

Also Plastic

[gentle shell]

that one too let me look at my playlist rq

[woeful condor]

🇪🇸

[languid kiln]

Understood.

[gentle shell]

oki so theres tsundere,personal best,bad bitch brookie (Take it or leave it) those are the ones on my playlist

[opaque shard]

I have only listened to Tsundere on that list

I gotta check more of her music I haven't listened to all

[gentle shell]

....skip i sell crack its a meme song

i cant even understand most of the lyrics

[opaque shard]

I've listened to I sell crack I unironically like that one

[gentle shell]

i actually had to take personal best off of my playlist i play in the background of my twitch streams cause it says the n word

[gentle shell]

okay but can you tell me what she was rapping about

[opaque shard]

No

[gentle shell]

exactly TwT

i think she was just saying random stuff

its funny to listen to if your with your friends

thats just my opinion tho

[restive pewter]

holey moley cheeseburger paroley

[gentle shell]

?

[prisma sphinx]

Is balatro good?

[wintry halo]

wrong server to ask this question

[signal sonnet]

Depends on if you like Balatro

[gentle shell]

I'd say so it almost won game of the year in 2024

[fiery flower]

it should've won

[gentle shell]

I think astro bot won which I get

But it won best soundtrack and best debut game

[fiery flower]

I haven't even seen anyone discussing Astrobot after that

[gentle shell]

Most people that wanted to play it have already probably I heard it a really soild platformer with a ton of personality

[solemn elm]

it's a PS5 exclusive, it's not very popular.

[gentle shell]

Seriously android would?

[fiery flower]

The fact that it was basically a PlayStation game just astounds me. I didn't think anything would be capable of surpassing Balatro's popularity at the time

still doesn't really make sense

[solemn elm]

astrobot wasnt more popular

and im glad that it's not just a popularity contest