🃏・off-topic

[neat cypress]

or me x yuri yuri

🤔

[dull gorge]

what if i throw a bunch of fake spoilers in your face

[fiery meadow]

OT again

Crazy game

[fiery meadow]

Do we think Canada loses?

[neat cypress]

I think fake spoilers are just as bad as real spoilers unless they're like SUPER clearly fake

because if you were like "fake spoiler: Yuri dies!!" then I'd know she doesnt for example

[fiery meadow]

Here we go

[dull gorge]

i-

[dull gorge]

yeah you're right

[warm mountain]

i got kicked off the jojo's server cause i called a dude a ton of swears for giving me fake jojolion spoilers and calling me a moron

[neat cypress]

(the swears were all the n word)

[proven totem]

😭

[fiery meadow]

VICTORYYYYYY

[dull gorge]

you should go play the rest of ddlc though shrimp

how far are you in ddlc

[neat cypress]

not my name

[neat cypress]

idk

[dull gorge]

what do i call you

kitkatclusterfuck?

[neat cypress]

the wind

[dull gorge]

k

[uncut idol]

This ain't balala this is bala

[neat cypress]

peak game fr

there's also balala joker poker, holy sheep, joker poker

joker card

[mighty timber]

you guys NEED to hop on joker poker baltro mobile

[fallow cairn]

this is like minecraft with survivalcraft

[bold pumice]

Can't belive localthunk made a rip off , of that masterpiece

[neat cypress]

i do it as a joke

[mighty timber]

every joker poker baltro mobile has its cheap copy

[neat cypress]

like when someone says "im just fucking around" I become around

"it must have been the wind"

so i become the wind

[bold pumice]

Cheap ahh copy game called balatro

[neat cypress]

yall just gotta pay more attention smh

[mighty timber]

cant believe localthunk charging $20 for a carbon copy of joker poker baltro mobile smh

[bold pumice]

Its a lower resolution game

[neat cypress]

have yall played balala- joker poker

[bold pumice]

YOOO JOKER POKER GOT NEW GACHA UPDATE

[neat cypress]

HOLY SHIT

im screaming and crying and shaking rn

[atomic glen]

USA WINS OLYMPIC GOLD FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 LETS GOOOOOO

[neat cypress]

cringe

also it's been that long?? 😭

yall can't do ANYTHING

[barren halo]

In Hockey.

Between Summer & Winter, the USA has more gold medals than all other countries have total medals.

[proven totem]

Hai everyone

[neat cypress]

didn't the US win literally zero medals in shooting?

[barren halo]

This year I believe so. In history IDK

[neat cypress]

idc either way that's hilarious

I'VE read every message I've sent

you can do it too

what 😭

woaw

[pearl flume]

"Eat like no one else is hungry
Greed's a drug and you're a junkie
'Cause if everybody's doomed
You want the biggest house in hell!"

[proven totem]

meow

[neat cypress]

.<

[proven totem]

👋

[mortal perch]

https://youtu.be/nZRNfktzuiw?si=esFVr5NAAKGexOfL

Peak

[frosty sedge]

i made him real

i'm going to make jimbo, scholar, baseball card, vampire and probably the legendaries

[harsh trench]

has anyone here played the game OFF? i need help

[edgy pike]

hello

[warped egret]

Hello

[edgy pike]

I should chat more in this server

[edgy pike]

ah he has bill on his desk!

[warped egret]

XD It’s Mr Bones with a mod

Its in Spanish but i like this

[edgy pike]

I dont know spainish at all lol

[warped egret]

Homer goes to Krusty Clown College

[upper fulcrum]

chicot is only known from balatro

i was researching other jokers not from balatro (I was using ai to get names)

[astral scroll]

„triboulet: a legendary jester“

[supple steeple]

what did even take to become a legendary jester

[pine sentinel]

guys i got a soul !

[upper fulcrum]

you just have to have to be King Loucale T's jester (he had 5 and chiicot was suspected to be one)

King Loucale was very ukownn and ai still doesn't know who hw is

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proven totem]

thank you

[pine sentinel]

agreed

nya

[dense salmon]

No its bull 🥹

[pine sentinel]

bull <3

[radiant cosmos]

hey miku

[pine sentinel]

huh

[radiant cosmos]

i see two mikus there

[pine sentinel]

what are you talking about

[radiant cosmos]

what

[pine sentinel]

what

[radiant cosmos]

spamtenna genderbend spider yuri

okay? okay.

[pine sentinel]

fire

[pine sentinel]

idk if i wish i was tenna or spamton more

[lilac sluice]

I wish I was the wall

[radiant cosmos]

theres no wall in the image

[lilac sluice]

Yea there is

[pine sentinel]

oooh ooh i got one

the couch is the best option

[radiant cosmos]

no they live in a white void

[pine sentinel]

they live in tv static

[lilac sluice]

WHY IS TENNA A SPIDER

[radiant cosmos]

why not

[pine sentinel]

spamtenna genderbend spider yuri

[radiant cosmos]

mmhmmh

[lilac sluice]

Sorry guys I've been timed out for joking

[pine sentinel]

damn

[lilac sluice]

Jokering

[radiant cosmos]

no vb devi stare zitto

[lilac sluice]

STAI ZITTA PUTTANA

[radiant cosmos]

worst message ever?

[lilac sluice]

ahhemm

[radiant cosmos]

leave the server?

[lilac sluice]

volevo dire DIVA

💯 💯 💯 💯

[radiant cosmos]

see italy has too many normies

[lilac sluice]

That's what happend yesterday

You can throwback to it

[radiant cosmos]

thats not how you use the term throwback

[lilac sluice]

Just for the reference

[radiant cosmos]

forcio

[lilac sluice]

Lesbica di merda

[radiant cosmos]

see when you say it its just an insult

dni

[lilac sluice]

A was the best for me

[pine sentinel]

guys is my joker concept good

[lilac sluice]

Better than cryptid

[pine sentinel]

it divides your mult and chips by 4
but x0.5 only divides by 2

your math is incorrect

nope

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pine sentinel]

i think it might be a bit op imo

[edgy pike]

Yes

[simple sandal]

is that bull +1542 chips ??!!

[pine sentinel]

money

[edgy pike]

hello

[granite matrix]

Is it good to have beaten every single beginner map on every difficulty in BTD6?

[proven totem]

Forgot to respond
“Mrrp meow” moment

[pine sentinel]

prrrr

[proven totem]

I love that people just pretend to be cats

[prime obsidian]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dont-dm-me-dont-star-react-me

[prime obsidian]

Eleborate on what you mean by "difficult"

every mode?

or just easy medium, and hard?

[granite matrix]

Difficulty

Easy, Primary Only, Deflation, Medium, Military Only, Apopolypse, Reverse, Hard, Magic Only, Alternate Bloon Rounds, Double HP MOABS, Impopable, Half Cash, and CHIMPS

[lethal bison]

what did thunk mean by this

[proud venture]

Best ranks to play for a consistent straight

[upper fulcrum]

ok guys gemini is isane it thinks every jester is legendary when any of the 5 balatro legendary jokers are mentioned

Gemini's top 5 legendary jesters are...

[storm coral]

Im getting the oficial balatro and not a piracy version

XD

[foggy wharf]

why would anyone care?

[storm coral]

becuase localthunk can make more legandary jokers

[charred panther]

That’s just waffle house I think

[raven imp]

I find this hard to believe, but then again it is Florida

[charred panther]

Calm Tuesday at waffle house

[icy obsidian]

This can’t be real

[raven imp]

I mean, there was one of a guy chucking an alligator through a Wendy's drive thru window

Also a Florida Man story

[icy obsidian]

That’s even worse 😭😭😭

[ionic skiff]

Roland the Farter actually got me

Someone needed a hero

[tame juniper]

How can we forget guy having sex with a vacuum cleaner in public?

[raven imp]

Oh yeah, that too

There's so many funny stories from Florida it's actually awesome

[storm coral]

why does this ocurre?

[vernal canopy]

shit like this only happens in florida

😭

[glad bridge]

hello where can i find help for balatro modded

[icy obsidian]

I’ve done that before (not in public ofc)

[regal musk]

any yytd fans?
drew rio ranger

[proud venture]

#⚙・modding-general

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/R4sFQLeLA0c

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tame juniper]

@verbal geyser
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z0Afx7cywL4?si=QOl2zADM21RUZSCA

Radioactive shrimp

[verbal geyser]

no way he said that dude

i hope that was satire

[tame juniper]

He did

Senator from Louisiana

[verbal geyser]

bro what is this country 🥀

[willow geode]

I got my firsr naneinf!

[verbal geyser]

congrats!

[upper fulcrum]

it was a discusion earliier

[upper fulcrum]

isaac mention!!! (makes more sense because he is in balaro but stiill)

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pearl flume]

Please choose a piece of media (book, movie, game, etc.) before clicking the black bar.

||You take the place of the main character, you retain their abilities and powers but with your knowledge and personality. What will you change ?||

[gray harness]

Plants vs Zombies
||great now i'm my own neighbor||

[frigid otter]

works on dice gambling table top game
accidentally creates yuri

[foggy wharf]

i played through the entire first act of dragonballs sparking zero without knowing you can charge up and become stronger and transform

[prime obsidian]

Found this gem in pizza tower

I

Canio is at 2x mult, I'm going to kill him

I got canio but better :P

[grim nimbus]

Yorick?

[prime obsidian]

Yes

[icy terrace]

who should i buy in brawlhalla

[wise prairie]

If you find any good Teto songs, please send them to me

[worn zodiac]

Chat i just got a 2-3h ad

[tame juniper]

https://youtu.be/iNbtAOS_qZM?si=MpsSYUlqz1nVGDL7

[wise prairie]

Hmm, thank you

[fallen minnow]

buying malboro is a family tradition ❤️‍🩹

[timber oyster]

I read that as "unless otherwise stated in your region, smoking kills" lol

[vale cliff]

:|

They kinda cute tho

[stray topaz]

You are cuter

[north surge]

Those types of messages are from hacked accounts, they are never deleted by the account that sent them.

[native jewel]

he just dmed me and apologized.

[north surge]

Oh

[native jewel]

Hes spamming other serverrs with invites?

and the same message? lol

[north surge]

Nvm then

[native jewel]

no plese tell

[north surge]

I didn't see the message that was sent before the mods deleted it so

[native jewel]

sorry i meant to ask you this question

[weary vale]

Yeah it's a combination of a hack and phishing. Pretty much the account is compromised.

[north surge]

Ye

[rough burrow]

-# it’s my birthday..🥳🫩

[weary vale]

yeah if you ever see links like that, just don't click on them

They don't even need to phish your information, they just steal your discord token, and then spam all the servers you're in.

[vale cliff]

☺️

[slender terrace]

I can't figure out balatro

i just tried it

and i can't figure it out, i do what it says for the pairs of cards and suits and what not

but it never counts :/ so i think i might just

remain here idly

if you guys will have me that is

[south kraken]

if someone pisses you off, use this

[slender terrace]

@ localthunk (jk)

@rustic kite melt it and let it brown a bit then pour it over

i did this and it was heavenly

[south kraken]

birds are singing and flowers are blooming

[south kraken]

so called "chaos deniers" when brimstone in treasure

[sharp bay]

I bet they are in shambles

[south kraken]

yeah but then it gives crystal ball and reroll to sacred orb

insert 50 mattman screams

[sharp bay]

"Try again later"

[south kraken]

"why are you blue"

[sharp bay]

Me when I fight the champion variant of Mom:

[lunar barn]

Nah, must've been the wind

[steep crypt]

Im bored, name game genre you want me to check out

[lunar barn]

Micro management :trol:

But more seriously try a good walking sim

[vernal canopy]

i had a facebook account that i now want GONE, i lost the authenticator and the mfs don't want to let me in even if i did ID verification and shit

[lunar barn]

Yeah

Lost so many accounts over the years and these fuckers wouldn't help at all

[coarse meadow]

"some of my friends out here doing math and stuff for the love of the game, meanwhile i'm just sitting here like"

[pearl flume]

uGH....Maybe crisps, diet soda and day old popcorn shrimp wasn't the best idea for dinner...

[foggy wharf]

i woke up like 3 hours ago spent the entire time in a rabbit hole about Epstein and the world's elite conspiracies and now I'm afraid for my safety

[slender terrace]

you should spend some time looking at this pretty ahh art

[coarse meadow]

Day 1 of realizing the four card suits can be matched with UNO's four colors:
Spades - Blue
Clubs - Green
Diamonds - Yellow
Hearts - Red

[vale cliff]

Red, Orange, Purple, Black

I was being random

Jail for anyone who legitimately agrees

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Discover the cure for all types of tumors and cancer.

Or

Discover a method to remove all C02 pollution in the air super quickly and cheaply

[broken rock]

Hello chat

I completed few tests and i think i have B1 or B2 English

Not pretty sure

[broken rock]

CO2

Cure for cancer would be great

[broken rock]

But it will be very very very expensive

Not affordable for average person

[unborn swift]

does anyone know why old retro style games have specific names for all of their rooms

is this just a thing they did

[surreal stratus]

metroidvenia

type shit

some liket hat

[unborn swift]

hmmmmm ok

[surreal stratus]

there was a huge game with a name like that

all of these games are based on it

[unborn swift]

I seeeee 💭 thahnk you

[surreal stratus]

yee

I got the knowledge it's just muddy lol

[fickle wadi]

What's the game in the second pic? I know the first one is VVVVVV but I've never seen the second one before

[dense vortex]

first gs win!!!

[rancid patrol]

good job ❤️

[pallid surge]

GUYS LOOK

[south kraken]

huh

[inner dome]

Do NOT search up tomodachi life inflation

[south kraken]

don't look up anything with inflation

[inner dome]

Unless it's balatro

[wheat coral]

Tuff?

[south kraken]

no, this is tuff

mega shitty joke

[warm mountain]

why is there homestuck

[south kraken]

tf you want me to know

[warm mountain]

everything

[south kraken]

dude i know jackshit

[warm mountain]

no you know everything now

beams you with infinite knowledge*

[south kraken]

you missed

[warm mountain]

unmisses*

[south kraken]

ununmisses*

[warm mountain]

unununmisses*

[south kraken]

ununununmisses*

[warm mountain]

ununununununun

[south kraken]

regice

[warm mountain]

we sound like regigigas

[south kraken]

regirock goes ununun

[warm mountain]

that

i dont know abt pokemon i just remember the ununun one snorlax pikachu and sprigatito

[south kraken]

weed cat

[warm mountain]

yes those too

[south kraken]

fuecoco goes hard tbh

[warm mountain]

charmander chameleon and charizard right

thats the evolutions

DRAGONITE

no im lebron

[south kraken]

james

[warm mountain]

i like dragonite cause there are like twenty thousand gifs of it w my countries flag behind

no i dotn ehehe

[warm mountain]

uh

[tight harness]

hey balatreros, look a pestrica card

i love pestrica

[wheat coral]

i think my build is good

[stray topaz]

This is off topic

[wheat coral]

what

[twin solstice]

If you know this game then play the demo

[vapid kelp]

was not sprigatito something like Meowscarada?

[quaint solar]

do you guys think i beat the small blind

[vapid kelp]

well that is indeed not balatro 😭

[quaint solar]

well it's not exactly balatro

[vapid kelp]

what is it?

you made it?

yeah it is absolutely

[quaint solar]

does vanilla balatro have mystic flour cookie in it

[vapid kelp]

xD

its funny to me

looks like Balatro from Friv.games 2010

What does the mystic flour do?

[vapid kelp]

Cool

[quaint solar]

it's about to hit ^10

btw apathy cards alone just give X4 mult when scored, but they are destroyed after the hand is finished (if used)

[vapid kelp]

and what about the Guy's head

how is she/he called?

[quaint solar]

turns out...
^10 Chips REALLY makes the chip counter go bonkers

[restive hound]

Does anyone want a gift

[slender terrace]

wowza i'm VERY sicky

[slender terrace]

depends

[restive hound]

on what

[slender terrace]

do i need to pay for it

[restive hound]

No

[slender terrace]

aight then if you still want to give gift i'll take it if noody else wants it

oh nice

thx bro

[restive hound]

shhh

I wasn’t here

[slender terrace]

[fallen dew]

off rip with two rare tags

[slender terrace]

aye

noice

[warped egret]

+100 🔵

[broken rock]

Mmmmmm

[warped egret]

A lot of Hands later…

[broken rock]

Is this now +5 chips?

Or +50 chips

[warped egret]

Im sorry, but… 🥲

[slender terrace]

broooo

i want sum ice cweam

[warped egret]

MELTED!

[slender terrace]

YOU DIDN'T EAT IT???

YOU LET IT MELT???

[warped egret]

I eat it

[slender terrace]

aight that shit was NOT the wind

[warped egret]

What?!

[near kelp]

we ran outta icecreams but we got some bananas i think

[slender terrace]

haHA jokes on you i'm not a Balatro player

[near kelp]

nevermind the bananas vanished

[warped egret]

Gros Michel or Cavendish?

[slender terrace]

before i engage any further with this are you above the age of 18

friendly headpats

[warped egret]

Can I make a question?

[slender terrace]

EW

there we go i dinnit even have to

[sullen portal]

im here

im strong

[slender terrace]

I apologize for the ping!

[sullen portal]

i do not like bots

oh no worries

[slender terrace]

I did not see you

[warped egret]

Popcorn or Ice Cream?

[slender terrace]

aw damn that's a hard question

what about popcorn IN ice cream (this is really good btw)

[near kelp]

i like wheel of fortune

its a nod to the gambling aspect of poker

[warped egret]

I had another one, Gros Michel or Cavendish?

[proven totem]

I pick all 3

It is now

I’m hungry, so ima eat all the food

-# no I’m not, but I do like food

[near kelp]

imagine youre eating a banana

and all of the sudden

it Extinct!s

[proven totem]

Man

[slender terrace]

:0

my banana

[proven totem]

Exactly

Same

As in, at the same time

[slender terrace]

crying + eating =/= good time

at least for me

[near kelp]

correct

[slender terrace]

M I T O S I S

[edgy pike]

????

[slender terrace]

luminotosis

gnehsin x balatro when

[wheat coral]

gg ez

[loud dust]

Behold!!!!

[wheat coral]

mf thats healthy

[slender terrace]

well varesa...

they did kinda miss her

like miss with her design

mihoyo is confirmed to be fatphobic

no!

dear lord no

i would be taking them to court

tl;dr gamble for character, if get character you have character forever

the developers for the game

if you lose 50/50 you get NO featured character, only the character you lose the gamble to

[wheat coral]

its a gacha game

[slender terrace]

you wish on character banner, until you reach a certain 'pity' which is gambling points basically

you know how you go to a carnival game

and they have multiple prizes and regardless of what you do you're gonna win somethin

kinda like that but the featured characters have a chance to not show up when you hit the limit of pity, which is called losing the 50/50

yes!

getting a character is guaranteed after a certain number of pulls (wishes) are made

the game STARTED with needing 90-100 pity in order to get the featured five star

yes, but they can re-run

they have a shitty way of doing it for streamers where they rig the pulls to make the luck look better

it's shitty

yea

the five star character is like a gold item

a four star is like a purple (you cn get both four star weapons and characters)

then you just have weapons that are like blue tier or green tier

yes

but the guaranteed win might be one or the other

i don't know but someone has

they lost 500k

noy oure fine

let me explain in brain tired language

"100 pity points when wishing means prize"

"prize may be good or bad"

yur

haha

have fun

[carmine moss]

Am I going crazy or is Roffle rigging his runs ?

Or I just have a massive skill issue

I mean... Everything kinda goes in his way which is far from the average Balatro run

My 623 hours playtime

[bright nebula]

I love Roffle

[carmine moss]

I play nothing but Flushes and high cards, I fish for xMult jokers, and I chase Kings of steel

[carmine moss]

Me too

[unborn swift]

sccary ass cat

[carmine moss]

How the fuck am I supposed to obtain that, shag Roffle's hair ?

[wide ferry]

Just saw a bald dude wearing a hair net, what has this world come to

[carmine moss]

Why is it called a hairnet then

[wide ferry]

He has no hair

I confronted him about it, he said he'd get fired if he took it off or argued about it

[gray harness]

Does nothing..?

[slender terrace]

ope

[vapid kelp]

yo, I've been writing lately some short stories. I'm practicing in order to get better and use it in the University
I don't usually trust in IA's opinions about how english should be spoken or written
anybody would like to read my short-story? it's like 100 words long

[foggy wharf]

is this ultra trans?

[slender terrace]

I could read and give feedback

i write my own stories all the time

[quaint solar]

yo guys should i sell this pearl that some random mermaid gave me
goes for about $3,000

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

a wild @dusty lynx comes in and throws a present heavy enough to break your window through your bedroom, what do you do?

[verbal geyser]

does he actually throw it high enough to break my bedroom window

you never said it went through my bedroom window you just said it was heavy enough to

[dusty lynx]

yes

[verbal geyser]

how does he get up to my bedroom window

did he bring a ladder or something

because the doors are still locked

[gilded heart]

would he enter my house and throw the present out of my bedroom window?

either way I’m opening it

[dusty lynx]

the present is what you always wanted

[dusty lynx]

there is no ladder, it somehow got through the window

[dusty lynx]

no its from the outside

[verbal geyser]

umm i open it and the A guy

i’ve always wanted a supernova

[slender terrace]

:0

[dusty lynx]

ohno

[mossy gazelle]

i lOVE IT ❤️

[vale cliff]

We should ban sending pictures as well

[boreal cobalt]

Can I send photographs that I've done?

[edgy pike]

This is genuinely disgusting please delete it

[edgy pike]

Agreed

[edgy pike]

Thank you

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vale cliff]

Feet in cereal and ketchup

[cedar warren]

i don't think a 8:1 ratio is how it works

[vale cliff]

AI has trained me to despise this symbol: ✨

[pearl flume]

Let's see if this year, someone will be able to solve this.

Before you is an indestructable rifle enchanted by the devil, it does not require loading, it does not require aiming and it's bullets always hits it's targets.

It does not matter what, where or even when. The bullet will always reach your desire target.

However, there is a catch. The final time you shoot the gun, it will re-route the bullet to your head.

How do you defeat this weapon ?

[vale cliff]

What does this even mean

[wheat coral]

What caliber is the rifle

[vale cliff]

It’s not sapient, so just walk away???

There’s no need to do anything at all, unless you’ve neglected to mention something

[pearl flume]

950JDJ

[pearl flume]

The last time you fire it before walking away is when it would redirect the bullet back to you

[vale cliff]

I’m saying there’s no need to shoot it

[wheat coral]

The solution is just to never fire

[vale cliff]

“Before you” does not mean you are obliged to touch it

[median pier]

I would lowkey sell my soul to thunk if he made Balatro have an iPhone widget

For the lock screen

[ionic skiff]

So fraud might come out on the anniversary of Leslie & Brianne's Twitter Comeback

2/25/26

[slender terrace]

Does anyone use bing

[mossy gazelle]

reminds me of der fruitza or whatever his name is from l corp

[spring cave]

I use a cardboard box with hobo in it, he knows a lot

[ionic skiff]

I’ve been a Chrome person my whole life even before this mumbo jumbo

[pine sentinel]

the plant's #1, 2, and 3's biggest haters

[slender terrace]

I just wanted to ask because all the food in my house gets eaten and I'm a picky eater with an ED and can only afford to feed myself through online points

Sorry if it bugged anyone.

[teal mango]

👋

[balmy nimbus]

Nah, I use DuckDuckGo through safari

[vale cliff]

Post
Proto
Type

[stray topaz]

I use edge

[shell flint]

my catto designs lelelel

[vale cliff]

Er

[slender terrace]

Nice

[ionic skiff]

FRAUD TOMORROW

[slender terrace]

THIS IS BALATRO

GO TO NEW BLOOD FOR THAT

[midnight lichen]

FRAUD TOMORROW

[edgy pike]

I mean that is an 8:1 ratio it’s not wrong in that part

[slender terrace]

FUCK anish kapoor

[boreal cobalt]

Photos I took

[slender terrace]

no anish kapoor is the man who made the color vanta black, then bought the rights to it even though he made it, so that nobody else could use it in their artwork

https://www.thecollector.com/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple-controversy/

[boreal cobalt]

Pink

@mellow raven I like your banner

Miss click

[gilded heart]

didn't see the caption at first, thought i was supposed to pick the boxes containing dogs

[boreal cobalt]

HAAHAJHAAJAJJAHASHAJ

This might be my god

[gilded heart]

then i realized that there was no way this person was activley testing for robots

[boreal cobalt]

HSSHSHSHSSHHS

[vale cliff]

Wait, you’re back

[boreal cobalt]

That's jupiter

[vale cliff]

Bignose?

More like Bigass

[boreal cobalt]

It doesn't look really good, because I don't have a big ass telescope, but you can see the individual 4 moons

Thx

[vale cliff]

@severe aurora Where’d you go?

Where’d you go again?

[boreal cobalt]

I love pziza

That's why you took so long

[vale cliff]

Bignose

Probably not

[boreal cobalt]

Iike... Copy, paste

[boreal cobalt]

I'm a straight man

TON?

Ok whatever

YES

[vale cliff]

“gay boy”

[boreal cobalt]

I love discord

[vale cliff]

skinky dinky

[boreal cobalt]

Huh, that's new

Im executing myself

[vale cliff]

Unwoke

[dense salmon]

straight, gay, bi, Nonsense, youre not any of those, you're a nerd.

[vale cliff]

Let’s not normalise this…

[dense salmon]

<3

[boreal cobalt]

I had a friend that identified as a fox, then he started to pay taxes

[vale cliff]

It actually says boy three times and boys once

Meeooow

:3

[boreal cobalt]

Yeah

I should sleep

It's 3 in the morning here

[dense salmon]

julius ceaser was a dictator, he was doing it before it was cool

[boreal cobalt]

Later

[vale cliff]

What if we wrote 1984 today, but instead of Big Brother, it was pronouns, and the protagonists are the gender

[boreal cobalt]

Tf you mean cool

[severe aurora]

Bigger Texas Uncles.

go big, or go home.

[boreal cobalt]

This might be a movie

[vale cliff]

:

[dense salmon]

he was legally declared "dictator" for ten years before his assassination, the assassination was done to save the senate from being reduced to nothing by julius ceaser

[severe aurora]

dictation is system.

[boreal cobalt]

Yeah

[dense salmon]

someone said dictator doesnt mean hitler

[severe aurora]

if you fell off someone, other fuckers will success that dictatorship.

[dense salmon]

nothing about dictation

[boreal cobalt]

When someone say dictator, I think about Pinochet, it was a dictator in my country

[vale cliff]

I just realised this is an insult

😭

Ok

[dense salmon]

the action of giving orders authoritatively or categorically. according to google

[severe aurora]

not the human social political things.

50 chips

[dense salmon]

we wont kill facism off without getting our hands dirty, ima bout to raise up the fuck out of here when the braindrains start hitting

[boreal cobalt]

Hehe, you know ball

[dense salmon]

i like non rusted spoons

[vale cliff]

@severe aurora, the entire world saw what you said

[boreal cobalt]

I like to eat with metal spoons

[severe aurora]

Taster's choice? 😏 ☕

[vale cliff]

Something about taking dicks

[dense salmon]

skill issue

[boreal cobalt]

What about spamming

[dense salmon]

ussye?

[severe aurora]

source of issue is human, go clean them. 🗨️ 🤖

[dense salmon]

dick tasting is not gay its a respected profession

why yall hating on dick tasters

[vale cliff]

Pretend I had nitro and reacted with true

[boreal cobalt]

Huh

[vale cliff]

Spooning is so underrated

Theoretically

[dense salmon]

you saw what i wrote

[severe aurora]

but 'REAL CHAD WOMAN' just chew it and cut it.

DEATH PENALTY BY SNUSNU

[boreal cobalt]

I kinda did

[dense salmon]

well yeah, youre tasting it not eating it, you only need a tiny piece

[vale cliff]

Yeah, what if the dick was poisoned and the king dies?

[severe aurora]

anyway it's very burutal discussion.

[boreal cobalt]

You got a point, but what about the actuall situation? Like on your knees tasting another guy penis

Huh

[dense salmon]

why would i be on my knees im not there for the whole thing, im just tasting, just cut a lil off the top

[vale cliff]

Real

[boreal cobalt]

Imagine someone enters the room, what does they see?

[severe aurora]

draw wiiwii on sands and 'canabalism' is totally different thing.

[boreal cobalt]

Go for it

[vale cliff]

This conversation would kill a sick Victorian thunk

[boreal cobalt]

I almost died yesterday

[severe aurora]

more then a 'chance and possibility' discussion.

[boreal cobalt]

Your video is not videoning

[severe aurora]

keep click on it again and again.. 🤤

[boreal cobalt]

I like it

[severe aurora]

more then insanity topic.

have to siege off.

[peak geyser]

fuck wrong channel

[dense salmon]

-# theyre in bed

[weary vale]

I've already muted two people

who else wants it

[peak geyser]

idk if i should've said that in #🕹・game-discussion

or is that for discussion on balatro

[severe aurora]

there's tons of 'over-tuned deck building games' in market.

next might be F2P A.I. Generated puzzle games with microtransaction. 😏

[gilded heart]

that is my hell

[peak geyser]

there isn't anything for the game that i found

which is Ultrapool

seems to be like a balatro like but for pool instead of poker

[vale cliff]

Imagine if they see this and ban you, bro

[peak geyser]

the demo for it is out

and it's pretty good

pretty much what i'd expect for a baltro-like pool game to be

[weary vale]

gambonanza slaps, another balatro-like

[severe aurora]

many peoples trapted in 'death penalty makes society better'.
and when they get false accusion and get death penalty, they change the minds but nothing changes matter.

[stray topaz]

There are another person got muted?

😂

[severe aurora]

just eternity ban makes someone cameback with alt account.

mods already seen many.

[stray topaz]

Anticipated

This channel is degen as hell

[severe aurora]

too many things they won't return from pit..

[weary vale]

I mean there's a difference between being degen and blantantly breaking the rules of the server.

[severe aurora]

Liberate tuteme ex inferis

[stray topaz]

Id love a life time ban

[severe aurora]

but you liek Van much better. 🤔

[stray topaz]

Van?

[severe aurora]

Performence Artist.

[weary vale]

i don't think I'd get in trouble for yall asking for it

[severe aurora]

Deep Breath, Deep Breath..

[weary vale]

I think the anticipation of y'all not knowing when it's gonna happen is better

[severe aurora]

everyone is insane cause nothing much game patch on balatro.

[weary vale]

but I'm noting that you've given me carte blanch

[stray topaz]

Nitro deeznuts

[severe aurora]

too long time to wait next patch.

[storm condor]

Top ten things worse than death

[severe aurora]

nothing strange that even 'Misery' kind person comes by in here.

[vale cliff]

Oh hey, I didn’t recognise you

[storm condor]

The Maroon 5 song?

[severe aurora]

nah, Stephen King's

[storm condor]

Huh

*arcane intro*

[severe aurora]

peoples in the madness when no patch or bugfix over 1~2 years.

[wraith garden]

did yall know there's a dead pixel on shortcut

[gritty nest]

Fuck it I’ll bite

Where is the dead pixel

[wraith garden]

you don't see it?

it's top right

[gritty nest]

The corner?

[tulip nimbus]

ULTRAKILL FRAUD is in 2 hours

[near kelp]

its on the right building

[gritty nest]

No yeah I see it

But like

[near kelp]

is it now

[tulip nimbus]

Yes, technically

Today

[ionic skiff]

proceeds to crash spaceship

Guys what if Planet Express met Pony Express

[lilac sluice]

Here's my abscract food

[worldly temple]

Wtf is this

[lilac sluice]

It WAS an egg

But I couldn't find the spatula

[stray topaz]

The f is that

[stray topaz]

Ic

We need fumo 3d scan

[novel jacinth]

photochad enjoyer

[slender terrace]

i just unblocked alot of people but it wasn't anyone from here

yall r pretty cool

[warm mountain]

yes you are wdym!!!!

[slender terrace]

Whoa

A shrimp that can type that's fucking coo

[slender terrace]

Am I a simp

[near kelp]

smp

[warm mountain]

yes

[slender terrace]

Amazing.

I love my girlfriend.

[warm mountain]

simp🫵

[slender terrace]

She's so fuggin amazing

[stray topaz]

Im not a simp

Whats so fun about simping

[slender terrace]

She's like my entire world

[stray topaz]

Stop simping

[warm mountain]

women

[slender terrace]

I wanna glaze her to eternity (not in the seggsual way)

She's like

[stray topaz]

Simp

[slender terrace]

What's the highest ranked card in Balatro

She is my [the highest ranking card in balatro]

[stray topaz]

Ace of diamond

Ace of diamond is a reference to baseball tho

Diamond is the mount where the pitcher steps on

Its satisfying to floss all foods from your teeth

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[foggy wharf]

miataaaa

[unborn swift]

ooooh I remember you from the backpack hero server!

[brittle solar]

Guh

[broken rock]

Huh

Is this dih?

Or i just seeing things

What this means

[vale cliff]

I also saw the leg as that

[proven totem]

Kitty

[broken rock]

I dont understand

Hmmm

[north surge]

[broken rock]

I this real or concept

[severe aurora]

isn't that too strong to be categorized as 'uncommon'?

unless more uncommon jokers added in the table, higher tiers are less numbers of jokers then common so.. too high chance to get fitted deck.

[vale cliff]

Iirc the card pool is filtered by rarities first, then jokers

[severe aurora]

then MOAR ORANGE PLEASE

[north surge]

[north surge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[simple sandal]

cut off his wee joker

[tender glacier]

Tf

[severe aurora]

it's scam bot account

[north surge]

Ig mods are asleep .,.

[severe aurora]

you don't even need to reply comment on it.

[tender glacier]

Half of those are probably men

[tender glacier]

The other half are Just femboys

Thanks mods:3

[north surge]

Peak

[tender glacier]

What Is that name😭

[simple sandal]

no, he's hijacked

[tender glacier]

What you mean "milk"😭

[north surge]

[simple sandal]

probably opening sus links

[severe aurora]

nah, seems much like 'abandoned account' i guess.

discord never try to took out as 'temp halt state' in many 'inactive account'.
all leave it for numbers, just IPO and get money.

few regions, law force to many services that 'halt account' when user not access it over 1~2 years.

[simple sandal]

makes sense

[north surge]

Milk

[simple sandal]

because their bio is too human to be bot

[severe aurora]

and some of laws even force service provider 'keep noticing to user every 1 year' on email.

[tender glacier]

This Is a whole inside joke

Sorry

[north surge]

Not really, thought it was funny to name myself as his lover even though we're friends. No inside joke

[tender glacier]

Ah ok

[north surge]

🇫🇷

[south kraken]

it is skin

[indigo ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Plume_noire

New WP page created

[pine sentinel]

guys i got a soul

[slender terrace]

well at least we know you aren't a ginger

[pine sentinel]

yippee !!

WE CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

WHY DO I NEVER GET THIS SHIT IN MY GOLD STAKE RUNS

welp

free money if i sell perkeo then get it back

[pine sentinel]

ggs

[pearl flume]

I am cought within a conundrum.

My brother and I share a nintendo switch, upon which we could purchase and play Tomodachi Life 2.

However, there is a chance he'd check my account

In which he will 100% find out about my LGBTQ+ tencendies.

Hmm, what to do indeed...

[north surge]

Turn him into orange

[stray topaz]

Say something funny

[stray topaz]

You're failed

Ew pdf

[slender terrace]

you know what would be a good joker collection

puella magi madoka magica

i just think it would be funner and more of a fan-favorite if people could submit joker collections or like see some of their favorite media in balatro

i know i lost it when i saw i was able to import my media for some of my games 🥹

i didn't play ten hours of that oiiaii cat in vrchat

that's didn't happen, and none of you can prove anything

[stray topaz]

Since someone mentioned it

[slender terrace]

walpurgisnacht rising hasn't been updated yet 🥹

[pearl flume]

is that fucking vietnamese madako magica ?

[slender terrace]

maybe the localization for it

[supple horizon]

🧀

[supple horizon]

oof

[south kraken]

neck

[timid parrot]

chat i finally pulled him yes 🥹🥹

[south kraken]

i can smell it

[sturdy ferry]

I spent 6k cc and nothin

lucky ahh

[timid parrot]

i feel bad for you gng this my first summon

[sturdy ferry]

You lyin

[timid parrot]

on everything

[pearl flume]

Would you press this button ?

You gain wings in any shape or design you want.

But

They are purely cosmetic, doesn't work and is a bit pricy to maintain.

[lunar barn]

of course i'd like korean chicken wings, shit's tasty as fuck

[slender terrace]

so like

clean your pcs check

[astral scroll]

I just made this

[boreal cobalt]

I was unmuted

Yay

[full roost]

we need one with

with the thumbnail that says "WORSE THAN [bad guy with square mustache]??"

[pale swallow]

if spamton made a youtube video

[full roost]

ABSOLUTE [Trash Heap]!!!!

[pale swallow]

i bought sonar mania cause it was 75% off

steam sales being engineered to drain money from unsuspecting gamers:

[boreal cobalt]

WORSE THAN [Secret island guy] ?

[boreal cobalt]

It's a good game, if you like the original ones, you're gonna like this one

Bc it's basically the originals

[pale swallow]

i never played a 2d sonic game

the only sonic game i played legitmately was adventure 1

i also immediately installed the megamix mod

[boreal cobalt]

So you just buy the game bc it was on discount?

That so totally fair

[pale swallow]

yeah

also cause a guy said the megamix mod was joated

[boreal cobalt]

Idk what that is

[pale swallow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p8top_B6EdM

[boreal cobalt]

That's cool

This guys awesome

[inner dome]

Hah

Misspelled muds

Me when I realized that all of the food jokers die

[inner dome]

Friend inside me

[red marlin]

This is legendary

[broken rock]

Trying to learn future funk

Thanks

[broken rock]

Yooo, ps vita

Never had one

But it's cool

[boreal cobalt]

I want a vita

I want to like mod it

And play N64

[gritty nest]

vitas are great

recent pickup of mine

have not regretted it

[boreal cobalt]

Or to play patapon

On the go

[high forge]

bought ultrakill hell yea

im going to slaughter hell

[boreal cobalt]

I know the game

But idk if I should buy it

[high forge]

1st we ultra then we kill alright guys

lets ultrakill

[high forge]

i wouldnt buy it normally but its 35% off

since an update is coming like midnight for me

[delicate acorn]

Wonderful website

[tame garnet]

Fandom sucks so much

[delicate acorn]

I’m on iphone idk how

[warm mountain]

i cant see the first image the same what the fuck

why isn't noelle looking at me

[merry tiger]

WHY IS HE THERE

GO LOOK RIGHT NOW

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING

[proven totem]

SORRY?!

OMG ITS REAL NO WAY

[boreal cobalt]

Probably what happened with the first FNAF movie

People started adding characters

Because of an error

[delicate acorn]

HUH?

[fiery meadow]

I like turtles

[odd condor]

Fr

[odd condor]

Alright hear me out # Truth NUKE

Bro my English won't English

[odd condor]

I'd eat the nuke

[odd condor]

This seems like a fair trade

[odd condor]

FR

Would YOU get a fresh cut from him?

[north surge]

Yes

[odd condor]

Fr tho

[odd condor]

Me when some dumbass kid gets in the road while I'm locked in on Balatro

[north surge]

Using the ceremonial dagger on him

[odd condor]

This is a fair price for him to pay

[odd condor]

Owie my brain

Why is he soooo smug

[odd condor]

You'll have a great first day 😭 🙏

[north surge]

Yes, what a magnificent place

[warm mountain]

this is 63rd

[odd condor]

Me when I'm bald and I play balatro

Yes

It's so real

[edgy trail]

what is real

am i real

[odd condor]

It

[odd condor]

Nah

prolly not

He is NOT the thinker

[warm mountain]

lebron

[odd condor]

Nah he's the sunshine