🎙・server-chat

[raven ice]

good nifht

FUCK

[stoic lagoon]

Nifht

[signal sonnet]

-# buff ride the bus

[raven ice]

yesyeyseysysyeys

ok bye bye

[stoic lagoon]

And now, I'm entirely alone in this barren wasteland

settlement building noises

[eternal shoal]

thunk should add a black seal

[stoic lagoon]

What would it do

[eternal shoal]

idk😭

it would look fire tho

[grim sparrow]

look cool

[eternal shoal]

fr

[stoic lagoon]

So, the card equivalent of black air force ones

[grim sparrow]

not even much though but still

[old remnant]

why do u guys keep removing me i need jimbo_spin

[grim sparrow]

man i wonder

[old remnant]

let me jimbo_spin do not remove

[grim sparrow]

the jimbo painting is happening still. need to finish it but im making another purse so its on hold

[old remnant]

also im better than all of you guys at balatro ok goodbye forever do not remove

[grim sparrow]

i should make a jimbo purse

[stoic lagoon]

Do it

Sell it for one balatrillion dollars

[grim sparrow]

truee

making stuff is so fun

[stoic lagoon]

I need to build a go-kart tbh

[grim sparrow]

oh!! when i made a valentines day card for my bf i made it balatro themed on the inside great fun

[stoic lagoon]

Make it street legal

[stoic lagoon]

I should do something like that for my wife

[grim sparrow]

me and my dad build one when i was younger and then it got stolen

[stoic lagoon]

Nah, I ate it

[grim sparrow]

it said "youre worth more to me than a flush five of aces" and had five wild polychrome red seal aces because he knows ball

was very fun to make

[stoic lagoon]

I have played that exact hand exactly once

Was it hearts?

[grim sparrow]

wild cards

i like em too much to not do it lol

[stoic lagoon]

Recruiting you for the Wild Card suit role

[grim sparrow]

they needed more modifications

[stoic lagoon]

It's unofficial, but I think if I get enough people, I can probably get it to happen

[grim sparrow]

maybe

[stoic lagoon]

Put wild card in your name, peez

The army must grow

[grim sparrow]

thought it was funny

i bought all the resident evil games and my bank called me over it

it was only 40 dollars idk what they wanted

[stoic lagoon]

Sus purchase

[grim sparrow]

tbf its 1am but still

[stoic lagoon]

ring ring

"Hello?"

"Why tf are you buying the entire resident evil franchise at 1am?"

"Baller"

Also

Now recruiting for the unofficial wild card role

Simply just add [Wild Card] or any variation to your name and bingo bango bongo.. bish bash bosh. You're in.

[flint copper]

As if we don’t already have Jokers

The ultimate wild card

[stoic lagoon]

We gotta start somewhere

[rigid night]

The suits shall unite

[stoic lagoon]

"Of the people, for the people"

[rigid night]

Wrong ping

[flint copper]

:(

[stoic lagoon]

My fellow suits, 12 hands and e score ago, we were a nation divided

[rigid night]

I'm a club that you use Lovers on

[flint copper]

I wish someone would use lovers on me

[stoic lagoon]

Now, this will be no longer, for we shall Ride the Bus to the Obelisk of freedom and unity, where we raise our FISTS to unite once and for all

[rigid night]

It just removes your suit

[stoic lagoon]

A house of cards united will stand, while one divided shall fall

[flint copper]

That’s tower

[stoic lagoon]

👀

[rigid night]

But keeps your rank

[flint copper]

Wouldn’t it be neat if we also got rank roles?

[stoic lagoon]

Hm..

[rigid night]

Wild 2 right here

[stoic lagoon]

Wild Ace/King

Depends on if strength comes into place

[flint copper]

I think a 7 of clubs would look nice on me

[rigid night]

2s are powerful. Wee/Hack/Fibonacci

[stoic lagoon]

Thanks for reminding me

[rigid night]

Wild just makes your Flush Five easier

[stoic lagoon]

Ay Dios Mio

Too many profile edits

[rigid night]

There we are

[tight frigate]

why

ohh

sorry

sorry for it

[stoic lagoon]

Well, look at you, lover boy

All dressed up and shi, got your best suits on

[rigid night]

All 4 of them in the right order

[stoic lagoon]

Our ranks are growing

Soon, we will hold the power to speak as equals

[rigid night]

It's approaching 3am. What the fuck am I doing?

[stoic lagoon]

I dunno, it's 2am and I'm sitting at work

[hardy oasis]

how do you get suit roles

[torn jasper]

channels & roles

[stoic lagoon]

Beat me to it

[hardy oasis]

oh shit

[modern helm]

yippee! new roles

[stoic lagoon]

8x/16x speed balala when

[tight frigate]

balala mmm

[frozen turtle]

i love me some xmult

[inland kindle]

new roles?

where

[stoic lagoon]

I ate them

My bad

[inland kindle]

f a t a s s

time to make a new run

then hell divers

[stoic lagoon]

I do have the siccness of thiccness

[stray vault]

I hate fatass

I love fatass

[inland kindle]

a fat ass card in balatro

[stoic lagoon]

Do you hate me or love me

Come on broski

👀

[pearl raft]

Alr bro, I know I can see your socials but you don't have to put everything you use on display 💔

[stoic lagoon]

You chose to look, amigo ♡

[pearl raft]

I want to make a note on your acc, not read the declaration of independence.

[stoic lagoon]

We the people,

[inland kindle]

wait..

[stoic lagoon]

Wait that's the preamble

[inland kindle]

INFP-A?

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

One of the rarer types

[inland kindle]

i did that thing with my gf

apparently* i am ISTP 3w4

[stoic lagoon]

Eventually or apparently

[inland kindle]

yes

[stoic lagoon]

[Frying pan clang]

Wait a minute

People actually make notes on accounts??

[inland kindle]

wdym

[stoic lagoon]

Idk, braincells dying and I need food

My fork broke :(

[inland kindle]

plastic fork or what

[frozen turtle]

fork found in kitchen

[stoic lagoon]

Broke fork now :((

[inland kindle]

eating cereal with a fork

[stoic lagoon]

Gotta save milk

[balmy sapphire]

I had a plastic fork break in my dinner today

[stoic lagoon]

Twinsies

[balmy sapphire]

#twinning

[inland kindle]

no u don’t

[stoic lagoon]

You got milk?

[inland kindle]

idk if i should answer

[stoic lagoon]

Too late, I put the milk back in the jug

[brittle oasis]

I freeze the milk then eat it

[balmy sapphire]

milk cubes

[stoic lagoon]

Milk.. triangle?

[balmy sapphire]

milk tedecahedron

[frozen nexus]

Once your done here, I've got word of another settlement that needs our help.

[vague bluff]

Hi guys

[brave bluff]

guys... balatro is... WOKE!!!!!!!

[boreal scarab]

Good morning, Balatro gamers

[unborn zephyr]

(pretend this is the estrogen gif)

[brazen nacelle]

it always has been
[insert that one space man with the gun imagge]

[steel fiber]

/‾
| E |
\ _/

[dull matrix]

| |I
|| |_

[steel fiber]

there we go

[fluid arrow]

perfect

[unborn zephyr]

:.|:;

[slim junco]

♤♡◇♧

[visual basin]

agreed

[silver crow]

Yoo

[polar gull]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[signal sonnet]

They should like uhh add a Joker called Orangeprint who copies the Joker to it's left and dies

[lost vector]

That can actually be kinda cool. Imagine a joker that copies the leftmost joker twice but has a chance to go extinct or it works like popcorn where it goes away after like 2 rounds

[signal sonnet]

When did I say leftmost I said to it's left

[boreal scarab]

I like this idea, but why Orangeprint?

[signal sonnet]

Orange is the opposite of blue idk

Guys this was meant to be a joke

[boreal scarab]

Fair reasoning

[sharp compass]

Add a joker called Greenprint that copies the joker on top of it

Mmm maybe this belongs in the sheet suggestions forum

[cloud rain]

add a joker called blueprint that copies the joker to the right of it

[twin lion]

that's way too broken

[inland kindle]

what if

Brianstorm

with Canio

[twin lion]

your taking too long

[inland kindle]

P o l y c hr o me

[signal sonnet]

Drawing Riff Raff in every single Webfishing server

Cuz I can

[brazen briar]

Also draw canio

[wide star]

I found an trully unbeatable seed

permanent 3 hand size

VJHH6DUI

magic deck on white stake

I didn't manage to post it in the dedicated chat

[cloud rain]

what why

[wide star]

I have never seen that either

[steel fiber]

that is strange- i didn't know a seed could- huh.

[twin lion]

fine for me

usually game issues aren't seed related

[modern helm]

My feet hurb

I spent all night cooking

Since 6am ish

Made my first rolls with rice paper!! I love how it seals unlike tortillas

America we have enough chemicals to poison the global air supply and we cant figure out how to make tortillas that self-seal??

[sweet herald]

Good morning everyone! 👋

[steel fiber]

morn

[signal sonnet]

I don't feel like eating breakfast so I'm gonna wait until lunchtime and then eat

[tawny pasture]

ggs Canada. Fun game

[long atlas]

hey gang how are we feelin today

[brazen nacelle]

Read my username

[long atlas]

i’m glad 🙂

EW

DISCORD NO

: )

there

[brazen nacelle]

you can stop that from happening in the settings

[long atlas]

i know why is it toggled off i swear i toggled it

huh oh well

[uneven cedar]

next multiplayer update, they need to remove jokers. They add way too much scoring and removing them would balance the game

also rip canada

[brazen nacelle]

new balatro update
0 jokers 🔥

[uneven cedar]

seems balanced

[brazen nacelle]

the game was too op so I removed it

/j

[uneven cedar]

genius

just hire localthunk to balance multiplayer mod

he probably knows a fix

[brazen nacelle]

Its called removing it

[uneven cedar]

?

multiplayer mod is (was) peak

[signal sonnet]

Whats the issue with multiplayer mod

[uneven cedar]

its the new “balancing” update thats killing me

[signal sonnet]

The what

[pallid sapphire]

Proposed a bunch of weird changes

[signal sonnet]

Pray tell what is this balancing update

[uneven cedar]

im not saying its bad i just personally think the balance changes werent fun

[pallid sapphire]

Idol nerf and bean and seltzer becoming commons and being disabled in pvp rounds

Lots of weird decisions

Did they roll it out yet

[signal sonnet]

Why?

[pallid sapphire]

Idk

[signal sonnet]

What's wrong with leaving it as is

[pallid sapphire]

I was watching Bean talk about it on stream yesterday

[uneven cedar]

same

[pallid sapphire]

No one except the guys who proposed these changes think it's a good idea lmao

[signal sonnet]

That's usually how it goes

[uneven cedar]

honestly true actually

[signal sonnet]

Idol as a common is way too generous

Like Idol isn't great but he still gives xmult

[pallid sapphire]

No idol is still uncommon

[uneven cedar]

what

[pallid sapphire]

But gets nerfed from x2 to x1.5

I think

[signal sonnet]

Bro I misread

Hang on

[uneven cedar]

so they just sent my boy to the shadow realm

[signal sonnet]

What's the idol nerf

[pallid sapphire]

There was also some weird shit about three different idol variants but idk if that was a different game mode

[pallid sapphire]

X2 down to x1.5, otherwise the same

[signal sonnet]

Seltzer and Bean are definitely not Common material they're too good for that even if they are expendable

[signal sonnet]

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IDOL WORSE

[uneven cedar]

the new fantom video is a good overview

[pallid sapphire]

They get disabled in pvp rounds so it's basically just econ and other resources

[tawny pasture]

There's no solving it tbh. It's what happens when you try to put a non competitive single player game into a competitive multiplayer format.

[signal sonnet]

Idol is already kinda a hard Joker to use if you don't directly play around it why would they make it worse

[pallid sapphire]

They also wanna put in some weird "trap card" stuff too

[tawny pasture]

The further you balance the more modded it becomes and the less balatro it feels.

[uneven cedar]

but like

[signal sonnet]

What may these trap cards be

[pallid sapphire]

There is though, it could just be a different tryhard mode

The problem is they're trying to force it in the main competitive mode

Which is a bizarre decision

[uneven cedar]

isnt the whole point of balatro luck?
if you try to make it multiplayer, that luck aspect should stay at least a little bit, no?

[signal sonnet]

Okay like I get wanting to add all these cool new features but like

[pallid sapphire]

Idr but by which they were like consumables akin to spectrals

[signal sonnet]

Bro this is just a default multiplayer mod

[pallid sapphire]

Luck is only a part of it

Econ is what it really is lol

[signal sonnet]

Just make a more advanced multiplayer mod if you wanna add like your own features and stuff

[pallid sapphire]

Doubly so in multiplayer

[signal sonnet]

Why do they have to change the original

[uneven cedar]

but like gambling without luck isnt fun imo

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah this is what no one understands

[uneven cedar]

also have yall seen joker poker baltro mobile on the app store

[signal sonnet]

I saw Joker Poker Balala

[uneven cedar]

#🃏・off-topic

[pallid sapphire]

Startoad yesterday getting his ass kicked cause he gambled on the 8 ball

[signal sonnet]

8 ball is so bad

[pallid sapphire]

World's sleepiest 8 ball

[signal sonnet]

8 ballnis really unreliable

1 in 4 chance for a TAROT card isn't that great

[uneven cedar]

8 ball is just worse hallucination

usually

[pallid sapphire]

In multi-player though that one tarot can make or break it

Even if its just a suit

One suit turns your hand into a flush house

[signal sonnet]

I mean at leasy I'd rather play 8 Ball then like Sèance

[uneven cedar]

oh my god
they made seltzer useless

[signal sonnet]

Straight Flushes are pretty hard to play

[pallid sapphire]

Seltzer and bean are just gold card situational farms now

[signal sonnet]

What did they do to them

[pallid sapphire]

Commons but disabled on pvp rounds

[uneven cedar]

Its disables in pvp

[tawny pasture]

Luck? No. It's a strategy game

[uneven cedar]

but gambling

[tawny pasture]

It's so anti gambling

[uneven cedar]

soul:

[signal sonnet]

Anti gambling is just getting money

[pallid sapphire]

You don't need the soul

[signal sonnet]

Soul is cool

[pallid sapphire]

Econ jonkers:

[signal sonnet]

What if I get Chicot

[pallid sapphire]

+10 to temperance

+20 to dagger

[tawny pasture]

I fed a holo perkeo to a dagger on Friday for some easy plus mult. But the run did die

[pallid sapphire]

Rip

Shouldve kept it to make a billion glass or steel cards

[tawny pasture]

Nah didn't want it

[signal sonnet]

So like does anyone know why the lucky cards are like old and wrinkled

[pallid sapphire]

Old west gamblers used their own decks

Which were often old and wrinkled

Their lucky cards (which either were marked, or just old heirlooms)

[signal sonnet]

Oh no, I know why I was just wondering if anyone else didn't

[sharp hollow]

hai chat

seems like studying for one hour instead of playing balatro yesterday was actually a positive thing to do

[tawny pasture]

Or they could just be a cool looking texture

[signal sonnet]

True

I assumed they were like old and stuff cuz like you hold onto them for good luck

For like a long time

Like in your pockst or sum

[pallid sapphire]

Ye

[sharp hollow]

i always thought they were lottery tickets or something like that

[signal sonnet]

What

[sharp hollow]

and they looked "nice" instead of "old" to me

[tawny pasture]

My lucky underwear looks nothing like those cards

[signal sonnet]

Add uhhh Lottery Cards to shops

Gambling in gambling

[pallid sapphire]

Do you put your lucky underwear on the poker table

[sharp hollow]

you can do that

[signal sonnet]

That's at least +3 mult

[tawny pasture]

Depends on if I'm feeling lucky or not

[long atlas]

i put my lucky diaper on the table

so that way i don’t need to flush

[pallid sapphire]

If I stick a booty plug into you, does your bottom become the ace of spades

[long atlas]

get it because the poker hand i’m so hilarious

[long atlas]

i guess bro ✌️

[tawny pasture]

[pallid sapphire]

+50 chips

[long atlas]

insert picture of beta arrowhead

[sharp hollow]

i just woke up from a 2 hours long nap and i feel like a washed playing card

don't wash your playing cards

or do, idk i haven't had a deck in years

[long atlas]

wait lucky cards have the texture they do because they were actually left in murphys lucky underwear when they were thrown into the wash

[sharp hollow]

wha

[long atlas]

it’s canon

heavily shifting what are some jokers yall hc as female

i think lucky cat is a gal

and uhh if bloodstone wasn’t an object it’d be a gal

[signal sonnet]

I thought Triboulet was a female for a while

I still don't know if they are or not

[pallid sapphire]

Drivers license is canonically female

[signal sonnet]

True

[long atlas]

he’s a dude

i think

[signal sonnet]

Damn 😔

Nobody knows bro

[long atlas]

based on a jester irl i believe

[pallid sapphire]

All the legendary jesters are dudes

Yorick and canio are the only fictional ones of the 5, but they exist in real stories

[signal sonnet]

They should add like an upside down Joker

Just cuz

[long atlas]

it’s based on something irl so research would answer this i’m just too lazy lol

[pallid sapphire]

Yorick is a dead jester in hamlet, who was dead for 23 years

[signal sonnet]

-4 mult

[long atlas]

and canio is from pagliacci!

[pallid sapphire]

Canio is an Italian jester in a play who caught his wife cheating on him and he killed her and her boyfriend

[signal sonnet]

Fair

Is that why he gets strongers when you kill people

[long atlas]

i love pagliacci for an fossil ass play it’s good

[pallid sapphire]

Perkeo is an actual drunk jester with a lazy eye (I forget where), he'd drink a lot and was pretty generous which is why he duplicates tarots

[signal sonnet]

What about Chicot

[pallid sapphire]

Chicot was a serious jester who was allowed to talk directly to the king

[signal sonnet]

I know Triboulet's backstory dont bother typing it out

[pallid sapphire]

Exactly his thoughts, no fluff, that's why he disables boss blinds

Trib slapped the king's ass then made a joke about how he mistook him for the queen, and everyone thought it was hilarious so they didn't execute him

[signal sonnet]

Yea I knkw

[pallid sapphire]

Ik I'm just recounting it for everyone else

[signal sonnet]

I mean that's cool I guess I didn't know their abilities corresponded to the actual jesters

[pallid sapphire]

Ye, thunk did his research

[signal sonnet]

Okay now add Jevil Deltarune and he like uh he uhm he like uhh

[long atlas]

do yall think there’ll be more legendaries in 1.1

[signal sonnet]

Idk retriggers all other Joker cards idk

[signal sonnet]

Probably not

5 is a pretty solid number for Legendaries

[pallid sapphire]

Perkeo is the only visibly happy legendary

[signal sonnet]

Also uhh I don't know any other popular Jesters to base them off

[pallid sapphire]

People have made a lot of legendary jonkers for mods lol

Lots of research

[long atlas]

idk there’s definitely inspiration you could pull from but i agree 5 is a solid number

[signal sonnet]

I remember Ortalab had like, anime girls or something idk

[long atlas]

my favorite jester, hatsune miku

[signal sonnet]

I can't be bothered to double check

Okay so here's my idea for a new legendary Joker

He's like, purple and upside down

[long atlas]

upside down waluigi

[pallid sapphire]

Montresor from the cask of amontillado

[long atlas]

who’s ready for waluigi wednesday

[signal sonnet]

I hate seeing these like clickbait Balatro thumbnails they just kinda annoy me

Like for Ortalab on the thumbnail you have Pinkprint that triggers the Joker to it's left 100 times!!!

-# Pinkprint actually copies the ability of the last Joker you sold which is why they were bumped down to common

[tawny pasture]

Open up photoshop

[signal sonnet]

Don't got photoshop

[tawny pasture]

Open up canva

[signal sonnet]

Don't got canva

[tawny pasture]

Dang that's crazy

[signal sonnet]

I use Scratch's vector tools to draw

Why pay for a drawing website when I can boot that up for free

👍

[tight delta]

Might be TOO happy yk.

[signal sonnet]

Okay so my new Legendary Joker idea is uhh

Ok nvm I don't feel like doing Jester research

[brazen briar]

Canva is free dawg

[signal sonnet]

Uhh I don't feel like it

[alpine delta]

Pluh

[brazen briar]

Says about a game that takes like one minute to install

[signal sonnet]

What

[brazen briar]

My brother in localthunk it takes 2 minutes to download on mobile.

[storm karma]

Damn you

@alpine delta come back here

[alpine delta]

Teehee

[brazen briar]

Stop messing with this dude

[storm karma]

Whatever i have nothing to do anyways

[modest berry]

Hi

[sharp cliff]

we hate canva w fridge

[turbid ermine]

Can someone remind me what the paint brush voucher was

[hardy ruin]

+1 hand size

[turbid ermine]

Thank you

[hardy ruin]

dwbi

[rigid night]

Man drank 5-8 gallons of wine DAILY

[tawny pasture]

I had to use the two most popular design platforms because if I would have said figma everyone would be making ligma jokes

[tight delta]

Indeed

[brazen briar]

He's on the diet cola.

[sharp cliff]

figma 🥹

also google slides where

you're on the list now murphy

[tawny pasture]

?

[sharp cliff]

google slides is the best design software

and you didn't mention it

[tawny pasture]

I've never used it in my life

[brazen briar]

It doesn't allow you to erase backgrounds like canva and Photoshop

So -1 point

[tawny pasture]

I've been using figma for like 10 years almost. Before they got bad

Affinity is an option but they got bought by canva. I don't use the new suite, just the old paid standalone designer

[rigid night]

Temu Anaglyph

[brazen briar]

He's got to get off the diet cola and sell it for a free double tag

[compact stump]

doc did naneinf with stuntman yesterday and i feel like people ain’t talking enough abt it

[long atlas]

naneinf with +2 chip bull when

[obtuse snow]

figma figma boy figma boy figma boy

[tawny pasture]

I knew it

[signal sonnet]

So like does Odd Todd just have 1 eye or is he so committed to being Odd that he refuses to open his other eye

[boreal scarab]

How's everybody doing today?

[granite urchin]

Jimbo is going to make an appearance in sts2

[hollow grove]

How come there’s no voice chat channel that sucks

[sweet herald]

With a server this large I can’t imagine what a VC would look like

[slim junco]

Hi

[stable isle]

big john contraption

[stable isle]

omg the physical challenge person

[sweet herald]

Oh hello!

That’s me yes :3

[swift tendon]

Hello?

[boreal scarab]

Yo, hows it going?

[swift tendon]

Great, ty

[jovial estuary]

hello

someone tell me what style of run should I do \

[sharp cliff]

whatever run you get

not pairs

[jovial estuary]

I have done a pairs run before lol I won it too

[sweet herald]

A run where you have to play a different hand every hand

Permanent eye

[broken torrent]

Does vampire remove stone?

[sweet herald]

Yes i believe so

[fierce rain]

what’s up goobers

[sacred frigate]

how’s that work with marble

like does marble just add whatever random cards it feels like with stone on em

and then vampire turns them into real cards

[sharp cliff]

yes

[sweet herald]

I think marble behaves exactly like certificate except applies stone instead of a seal

So it will generate random cards

[sharp cliff]

I said no pairs because pairs are overpowered

[sacred frigate]

mm got it

Wait does this already happen with like

if you use magician or empress on marble’s stones

[sweet herald]

Anytime a stone card is generated, it generates a card with a random suit and rank, and applies stone to it. It's just an enhancement

[sharp cliff]

yes

also with stone cards from packs

[sweet herald]

The same applies to all stones found in booster packs, there's already a pre-assigned rank and suit for cards

[sacred frigate]

lowkey forgot stone wasn’t actually different from other enhancements

it’s literally just on top of the card

[sweet herald]

Yeah it's like pouring concrete over the paper card

[jovial estuary]

I just got a negative the order

Peak

[sweet herald]

Because you have to think if you give a stone card another enhancement, it kills the stone and there's a playing card underneath the rubble

[inland kindle]

you can touch the flowers

epic gym music starts playing*

[sour peak]

Hello Ricky Nicky

[edgy night]

Jimbo in the closing ceremonies

[heady plaza]

Praying we get a Sandbox Mode in 1.1 🙏

[signal sonnet]

I think Merry Andy could be female since Andy is a gender neutral name

[raven ice]

yes

[compact stump]

yes

[obtuse snow]

balala

[signal sonnet]

[long atlas]

merry andrew believers when merry andrea walks in

[obtuse snow]

⚗️

blamebic

balembic

[fierce rain]

balemic

[solemn elm]

Are you a crook

Richard Nixon

[raven ice]

ricky nicky?

[grand mural]

fugus

[compact stump]

hallo nixon

[solemn elm]

Ive been loving helldivers 2 lately

[fierce rain]

hi

[fierce rain]

What if Merry Andy is just Meredith Andrew’s stage name?

[hasty socket]

Ahh... Free... At last...

[signal sonnet]

[solid timber]

when did u become a joker?

[solemn elm]

Like a few weeks ago

[agile pawn]

Richard NixOS

[broken torrent]

Whats the best way to do the double or nothing challenge

[sweet herald]

double it and give it to the next person

[fierce rain]

double it and give it to the next person

[hasty socket]

I take it

[sweet herald]

octuple or nothing have fun

[slim junco]

Imma find and impeach you

[fierce rain]

everyone is so hostile today

[craggy mica]

Boo! Gold standard

[fierce rain]

“4 dollars or double it and give it to the next person?”

“yeah i’ll take it”

“or you can double it and pass it on”

“nah i’ll take it”

“the four dollars?”

“yeah”

[hasty socket]

If I pass the double to the next person, how the heck would I get money from that action?

[sweet herald]

Be the next person

[hasty socket]

the guy whos next to me will get the money

[sweet herald]

Continue the chain

[craggy mica]

gaping hole in space time continuum or double it and give it to the next person

[sweet herald]

Just wear different fake mustaches

[hasty socket]

lancer type of shit move

[fierce rain]

55 burgers 55 fries…

[sweet herald]

I still need to watch that movie

Or show

Whatever it is

[fierce rain]

i thought it was a key and peele skit

i’ll be so fr

[balmy sapphire]

I think you should leave

[sweet herald]

It very well could be I have no idea

I live under about 14 rocks and know next to nothing about nothing

[fierce rain]

.

why must i leave

you leave

[hasty socket]

Guys I got today 750 grams of mayonnaise for 2 euros at action

[balmy sapphire]

that’s the name of the show

[fierce rain]

oh

[sweet herald]

OHH

[fierce rain]

my bad gang

[balmy sapphire]

I think you should leave

It’s on Netflix I think

[hasty socket]

And a Dr pepper (we dont have it in Europe but action has it)

[fierce rain]

my bad bro

[sweet herald]

Oh yeah look at that, right there

[balmy sapphire]

great background show

[sweet herald]

Awww it is only on netflix

Bummer I'm not getting a netflix subscription lol

That's alright maybe if it goes to other streaming platforms i'll watch it then

[balmy sapphire]

it’s not worth getting a Netflix subscription just to watch it

[sweet herald]

I'll wait until it goes to prime or something

[balmy sapphire]

smart move

[sweet herald]

The show looks funny so I hope it does go outside of netflix at some point

[fierce rain]

p-stream

trust

look it up

lowk my favourite streaming service

they even have built in discord integration

[hasty socket]

Do you guys know about dispatch, a little off topic I know

[sweet herald]

I don't know much of the content all I know is critical and jacksepticeye voice a couple characters

[fierce rain]

i wanted it so bad but the only console i own that could play it is switch 2

[sweet herald]

and twinkies

[fierce rain]

and i’m refusing to play the censored port

[craggy mica]

Only reason I would play it tbh

Is it telltale?

[sweet herald]

I thought telltale went bankrupt a while ago?

Unless they came back

[craggy mica]

no idea

I refuse to play telltale games unless it twd

[fierce rain]

it’s not telltale

[balmy sapphire]

p-stream looks legit, I’ll def look more into it later

[sweet herald]

Yeah telltale shut down 2018

[hasty socket]

uncensored is a little better without the epstein black bars

[fierce rain]

my girlfriend has a ps5 so i might play it at her house over the summer

[craggy mica]

my one problem is that story games have no different paths and the decisions you make lead to like maybe two different endings

[fierce rain]

but my thing is i’d have to play it late at night because she still lives with her parents

[sweet herald]

Is dispatch a movie game? It looks like a movie game

[fierce rain]

and i doubt they’d be thrilled to see animated penises on their 60 inch tv

[long atlas]

my p-stream was red, that’s why i went to the doctor last

[craggy mica]

I have no idea i just know it’s a story game

[hasty socket]

I loved this one because I was a fan of Netflix interactive series

[craggy mica]

and saw it at the game awards

[fierce rain]

it’s a visual novel

[long atlas]

minecraft story mode was elite on netflix

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

this guy knows ball

[sweet herald]

Oh my god minecraft story mode was peak

[hasty socket]

I thought it was a game

[sweet herald]

It is!

Even on netflix it was

[craggy mica]

Netflix has built in games

[hasty socket]

yea but ON NETFLIX

[fierce rain]

netflix has interactive games

[hasty socket]

Woaaa

[long atlas]

it’s a game and an interactive thing on netflix

[craggy mica]

Although I played it on my xbox

[long atlas]

they’re like a like a choose your own adventure

[fierce rain]

it had less options than the normal version but it was still an interactive game

[sweet herald]

Idk if it's messed up to say but watching ||ruben die|| in minecraft story mode was... a little hilarious despite how sad it was

[craggy mica]

no it was funny

[sweet herald]

it was so funny

[craggy mica]

that’s no dark humor or anything

it was just funny

[fierce rain]

the fact i knew exactly what was under those spoiler bars is telling…

[sweet herald]

*poof*

[long atlas]

dude despite how tragic it was, ||the pork chop|| just appearing was so funny

[fierce rain]

🥩

[sweet herald]

LMFAOOOO

It's shouldn't be so funny but oh my god

[craggy mica]

The clip of that dude laughing just makes it even worse

[sweet herald]

Dude yes I think about it all the time

As well as all of those really bad crafting attempt pictures

Like XQC crafting a slumber party

Or whoever it was

[fierce rain]

i really want to play it

but i never picked it up digitally

and i don’t own it physically

[sweet herald]

story mode?

[fierce rain]

yeah

[sweet herald]

There have got to be archives or something
I know the game had to be taken down (I think) because they lost the licensing which was so sad

[slim junco]

yo nixon arent you in jail rn

[sweet herald]

I also wish I had a physical copy just for preservation sake

[slim junco]

yo nixon imagine leaving office

[signal sonnet]

They should add a fish joker that dies when you play a flush cuz uhh flush fish down toilet 🧠

[slim junco]

wait hold on

YO

ADD THAT TO SUGGESTIONS

[signal sonnet]

Bro do not add that shit to suggestions

[craggy mica]

Hamster Joker: spontaneously combusts, +5 mult

[slim junco]

BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

[fierce rain]

hey i’m back

[signal sonnet]

Bro I wasn't even being serious

I don't even have a main mechanic

For the fish

[fierce rain]

it was delisted when telltale went defunct

physical copies still exist tho

[signal sonnet]

Richard did you hear they're uhh rereleasing Poker Night

[fierce rain]

i want the ps4 version

[craggy mica]

There should be a mod that strictly has near useless jokers and you have to find a way to win with them

[fierce rain]

i did!

[signal sonnet]

I nevee got to play it so uh

I'll be sure to try it out

Also my birthday is in less than a week so uhh I expect a happy birthday when that comes up

You remember when my birthday is right?

You didn't FORGET?

[boreal scarab]

The mechanic is that you win the round automatically if there's a flush, but it only works on Boss Blinds and resets after the Flush is played

Well, disappears

Not resets

Idk, just popped into my head

[signal sonnet]

Uhhh Fish Joker scales Flush and Straight Flush by 1 level every single round, once played destroy joker and set Flush and Straight flush to Level 1 idk I don't like Flush very much

[craggy mica]

Fish Joker: plays that one funny fish audio if you play a flush

[signal sonnet]

-# And Flush House + Flush Five but I didn't feel like including them

What funny fish audio

[craggy mica]

Wish I could show you

[signal sonnet]

Idk if I wanna see it

[craggy mica]

It’s just a dude saying fish

[signal sonnet]

Uhhh idk Fish Joker: +2 Mult for every hand played, either self destructs or resets once Flush is played

Idk man I'm not good with Joker concepts

[scenic cliff]

toilet joker where you must flush after you use it

[inland kindle]

you mean discard?

[signal sonnet]

🔥 🔥 ✍️ ✍️ ✍️ 🔥 🔥

[inland kindle]

what would be the advantage in that?

[scenic cliff]

Do you discard your toilet after you use it

[obtuse snow]

the what

[stiff moat]

sell joker which sells every joker when you sell every joker

[solemn elm]

uncommon that adds it's sell value to all other jokers when sold

could be cool

[obtuse snow]

textile joker

[long atlas]

+100 mult on the fish or the water boss blind

[hollow drift]

hi i need help

[long atlas]

hi hello what seems the issue

[stiff moat]

isn't that just

that one tarot card

[hollow drift]

i just got balatro yesterday and when im trying to launch it it dosent let me

[long atlas]

what’s the error say

[stiff moat]

You haven't paid your respects to John balatro yet

in order to launch balatro you must pay respects to john balatro

[hollow drift]

its not an error i just hear the music of the main menu and thats it i just cant play

[solemn elm]

not at all

[stiff moat]

Maybe you pay respects to jimbo instead?

[stiff moat]

or gift card

[long atlas]

ok honestly i’d suggest unplugging and plugging back in

i’d also suggest #1200105253559873707 for more help

[placid turret]

so ride the bus but flush

and you die instantly

[scenic cliff]

"So flower pot but shit"

[silent marsh]

it's not addiction it's dedication 🤓☝️☝️☝️

[long atlas]

flower pot has no butt so it can’t shit

it soiled itself one could say

i have no butt and i must shit

[blissful flicker]

I think LocalThunk loves bananas🤓

[fierce rain]

is this a gas station sushi reference

[craggy mica]

bald eagle catching baseball

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

iconic video that defined my early highschool friend group

how it feels to like something BEFORE it gets popular

[balmy sapphire]

making sure that this pun gets the appreciation it deserves

[long atlas]

see i’m funny sometimes

[hasty socket]

Hi perkeos

and triboulets

[rigid night]

No Yoricks. I see how it is

[hasty socket]

I'm a yorick fan but I love perkeo

he looks so nice to talk with

[rigid night]

Whenever Yorick shows up, it's a "Here, win"

Or Canios

I love when people bitch about certain bosses and hate on Chicot at the same time

[compact stump]

lol fr

chicot is so good

[hasty socket]

perkeo looks like he would give you a bottle of wine
Yorick is fucking dead
triboulet seems mad for no reason
Chicot looks like he's done
canio looks depressed

[rigid night]

ChiGOAT 🗣️

[compact stump]

lore accurate

[rigid night]

Honestly, I like all 5 Legendaries

[hasty socket]

He does

[long atlas]

yes i did!

we are jokers together hip hip hooray!

[rigid night]

Because the King of France exiled him

Canio got cheated on

[compact stump]

lol

[rigid night]

Pagliacci spoiler

[long atlas]

just wait till the trib backstory comes up 😞

[hasty socket]

"LA COMMEDIA È FINITA!"

[rigid night]

Chicot was a skilled soldier

[haughty cedar]

update next week

[long atlas]

try again

[rigid night]

Can't wait for Bl*e Stake change

[hasty socket]

HOSE

[long atlas]

i’m excited for new smeared art

[hasty socket]

r

[compact stump]

didn’t he touch the queen inappropriately or sum like that

[long atlas]

me when they ask me what water comes out of on a house:

[rigid night]

That's even worse and why we have Rentals

[haughty cedar]

also is civilized chat gone?

[long atlas]

he smacked the kings ass and said he mistook him for the queen

[compact stump]

yeah that

[rigid night]

King and said he mistook him for the queen. He was sentenced to death and asked to choose the method. He said old age, with the king laughed at and commuted it to exile

[upbeat sedge]

i love balatro

[long atlas]

you’ve come to the right place

[rigid night]

You're not gonna believe this place

[upbeat sedge]

im in the kingdom of it all

[flat lantern]

dimond

[rigid night]

Me when Blue Stake

[upbeat sedge]

[solemn elm]

play helldivers 2 instead

[long atlas]

hey pal so it’s the wrong server actually

[flat lantern]

I love blatro

[hasty socket]

today I just got 750 g of mayo with 2 euros

[flat lantern]

mayonnaise on an escalator

he’s goin up so see ya later

[rigid night]

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

[hasty socket]

It was called action the shop it literally had everything even Dr pepper (I live in Europe)

[long atlas]

i would make a funny joke about a community that hates balatro but i deadass can’t think of one

[hasty socket]

It tastes like alternative coca cola to me

[long atlas]

wait they don’t have doctor pepper in europe

[compact stump]

lmao, love that legendaries have a backstory

[silent marsh]

half hour balatro session and i only had abhorrent runs is this a sign

[rigid night]

All 5 do

[hasty socket]

probably it's rare

I never seen it

[long atlas]

ohhh that’s right how could i forget about them

[flat lantern]

Oh I’ve never had that before

My mum doesn’t like it so it’s never in the house and I’ve never been tempted to buy it

[hasty socket]

It's not that deep it's just cocacola

but different

[silent marsh]

dr peppr is just some sweeter ass coke i had once

[flat lantern]

But pongy

[long atlas]

did yall know in universe diet cola (the joker) doesn’t have an r it’s just called joke

[flat lantern]

I like Pepsi better than Coke

[rigid night]

Wasn't Coca-Cola created by a Confederate veteran as a drinkable painkiller?

[hasty socket]

yess

[flat lantern]

Cole bubbles r not as soft

[long atlas]

i hate this take they taste the same

[flat lantern]

In my humble opinion

[flat lantern]

nah

[long atlas]

maybe my taste buds are wack

[hasty socket]

Then uhh I got Chupa chups candles

[rigid night]

Mexican Coke tastes AMAZING

[flat lantern]

Pepsi tastes like marzipan a little bit

yum

[hasty socket]

Purple ones are the best

[long atlas]

eww yucky coke

[flat lantern]

Nice

[compact stump]

i love the Pink and white one

[long atlas]

if thunk ever uses ai we’re chopping his head off

[silent marsh]

i feel like coca cola is more acidic? yet again we talk about coke so it shouldn't really matter

[compact stump]

agreed

[rigid night]

Try Mexican Coke

[long atlas]

he wouldn’t

[flat lantern]

I got a woodwick candle and my mum said it smelled really good I’m winning at life really

[compact stump]

yeahhh

ben star wouldn’t let him

[silent marsh]

hows that one compared to european coke

[rigid night]

We get Jombi the joker 😢

[long atlas]

it’s the same i believe

[hasty socket]

I also buyed 2 dumbbells of 3 Kgs and it was like 12 euros

My mom didn't like it but it's for me soo

[flat lantern]

They both r the same they both use cane sugar

[rigid night]

I just assumed you were American

[flat lantern]

Tut tut

[long atlas]

it’s american coke that’s different because we use glucose or wtv

[compact stump]

wait yall have different coke in the US?

[silent marsh]

oh lmfao is aight

[compact stump]

lol

[silent marsh]

yes coke is different in the us

so is fanta

[flat lantern]

Isn’t it high fructose corn syrup

[rigid night]

Sweetened corn syrup instead of cane sugar

[silent marsh]

fanta is some atomic ass orange in the US

[hasty socket]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEYERRRR

[compact stump]

i did heard abt nuclear fanta but i didn’t know abt coke

[long atlas]

yeah there’s south america silly

[flat lantern]

Funny how the country that invented it gets the worse version

[raven ice]

hi guys

[long atlas]

yerp

[compact stump]

that sounds way worse

[long atlas]

it’s so orange it’s like floor cleaner

[long atlas]

it is

[raven ice]

so i get no hi?

[silent marsh]

i once found some REALLY bright orange fanta (closely resembling the american one) and yeah shit tastes like chemicals lmfao

[hasty socket]

That name revives me of somebody...

[raven ice]

ok

[compact stump]

fr, shit looks nuclear

[long atlas]

HI

[flat lantern]

Haiiiii

[raven ice]

yeah thats more like it

[compact stump]

lmao i bet

[rigid night]

I pay extra for the shit bottled in Tijuana because it tastes exponentially better

[long atlas]

is european fanta like carbonated orange juice i’ve never tried it

[flat lantern]

American Fanta isn’t orange juice coloured it’s a peculiar solution of bizarre orange hues

[long atlas]

it looks like it

[boreal scarab]

Heyo, hope you're doing well

[silent marsh]

pretty much

[compact stump]

that’s fair

[rigid night]

gentle scratch

[long atlas]

american fanta is nothing like orange juice lol

[flat lantern]

I’m usually not someone to act like all processed food is really bad for u but the amount of high fructose corn syrup added to stuff in America is weird

[hasty socket]

When I think of America I just think of trump being ignorant and unhealthy food

[rigid night]

It really is

[long atlas]

we need to save our sugar duh

[silent marsh]

i mean it literally looks like the #f0571a colour so

[hasty socket]

Oh and stupid people

[rigid night]

Looking into either a Canadian or Irish work visa to get out of here

[long atlas]

well it’s not just trump being ignorant it’s jus food companies being cheap because syrup is waaaay cheaper than sugar

[flat lantern]

Good luck due

dude

[hasty socket]

Canada is the opposite

[flat lantern]

I’m from Scotland so u could be like my country neighbour

[boreal scarab]

I just wanna move to Italy, man

[hasty socket]

That guy will be dead in 20 years come on guys

[rigid night]

Americans: #🃏・off-topic message

[boreal scarab]

Its a big goal but doable

[long atlas]

i want to be anywhere that ISNT minnesota rn dawg

[rigid night]

Not because of him. Just our culture

[compact stump]

I just think of those videos that they take an oven thingy and mix whatever the fuck they have in their house in there

[long atlas]

essentially

deep fried oreos is a popular state fair food here

[hasty socket]

YEA THEY MIX FOOD AND THINK THEY CAN MAKE GOOD STUFF

[flat lantern]

I think of vegetable oil in their cake

[compact stump]

What the fuck.

[long atlas]

same with deep fried butter sticks

[hasty socket]

can I give yall americans Italian food advice?

[compact stump]

Soffrito.

[long atlas]

these are so bad idk why people like em

[flat lantern]

The uk is becoming America 2.0 nowadays and people are becoming stupid here

[boreal scarab]

Im part Italian, but go ahead

[flat lantern]

Soon all I’ll have to be patriotic for is the cool mountains

[hasty socket]

best food is simple one

[autumn shell]

Same (trump specifically)

[long atlas]

reminder that we don’t have free healthcare

[hasty socket]

Pizza doesn't have a lot of stuff yet it's like first food in the world

[compact stump]

gotta disagree

[autumn shell]

Australia does

[hasty socket]

nationality.

[compact stump]

Elaborate

[flat lantern]

I used to make pizza a lot in uni to show off to my flatmates even tho its easy to make because none of them could cook good food 😭

[long atlas]

all right yall let’s not get political remember we’re talking about food

[hasty socket]

no what's your nationality it's a question

[compact stump]

spanish

[hasty socket]

don't exaggerate with food ingredients

[compact stump]

lol

[hasty socket]

Because I like men

[compact stump]

Huh fair

[flat lantern]

I feel like complex food can also be good if it is complex for a reason and not just to try and do something new

[solemn elm]

those dont seem related

[compact stump]

lol

[hasty socket]

/jk

[flat lantern]

Bro dropped a fun fact

[rigid night]

My favorite cuisine is probably Indian

[hasty socket]

I know

[autumn shell]

The dumb part about this is that Australian cuisine is all stolen😭😭😭😭

[boreal scarab]

ROWLING

[compact stump]

yeahhhh, but i still think that good food≠simple

[flat lantern]

This is Balatro server we all r up to stuff like that anyway

[placid turret]

are we talking about food

[boreal scarab]

Food is good

[compact stump]

Look at paella, lots of italian sauce require a good quantity of ingredients too

[long atlas]

yoooo you were fire on my steak the other day

[autumn shell]

Chicken salt is goated

[flat lantern]

Wish my country had good food but we r responsible for the existence of haggis

[placid turret]

i am goated on anything trust me

[silent marsh]

truth nuke

[long atlas]

hah yeah i heard about haggis

[compact stump]

Ngl you a real one for existing

[hasty socket]

Rega non potete battere a nostra cucina italiana

[long atlas]

what about beet and mildew ice cream

[flat lantern]

I’ve never tried it I’m too autistic for that crap

[solemn elm]

speak english please

[boreal scarab]

Wtaf

[placid turret]

50/50

[flat lantern]

Apparently it’s actually okay though it’s got spices in it and stuff

[autumn shell]

Btw this server is English only

[hasty socket]

I KNOW

it was for aura farming

[placid turret]

Hej!

[boreal scarab]

Hej

[compact stump]

Chat is so blue today

[flat lantern]

Alba gu bràth

[long atlas]

i don’t think autism has anything to do with that because i don’t think a soul i know would try sheep intestine or whatever

[long atlas]

a bunch of jokers here

[boreal scarab]

Yeah, sheep intestine

[compact stump]

i see that

[flat lantern]

I probably would try it if I didn’t have a restrictive palate

[long atlas]

we stopped breathing and now we’re blue

[autumn shell]

I would try it

[flat lantern]

Sausages r traditionally lined in intestine

[long atlas]

someone call an amberlampe

[hasty socket]

I was saying that you guys cant never beat our kitchen

[placid turret]

amberlampe

[flat lantern]

It’s good to not let meat go to waste I think

[silent marsh]

hopital

[long atlas]

i heard italians are the most culturally linked with food

[solemn elm]

wont be eating any of that

[flat lantern]

Isn’t that kind of dismissive of the entire rest of the world’s food cultures

[boreal scarab]

Id believe it

[autumn shell]

Don’t knock it till you try it mate

[solemn elm]

im not knocking it

i just wont be eating it

[placid turret]

im sorry for living in the land responsible for inventing laktris

[long atlas]

i phrased that wrong i meant they’re the most opinionated

[flat lantern]

Humanity is linked to eating as a social bonding activity and basically all cultures have different traditions surrounding it I don’t really think one beats everyone else

ohh okay yeah that’s probably true

[hasty socket]

Pizza hut is like weak pizza

not even weak

[solemn elm]

thats any chain

[hasty socket]

AN ANT

[flat lantern]

Pizza Hut is bad and really expensive in the uk

[autumn shell]

I’m sorry for living in the land that’s hogging all the chicken salt (it’s goated)

[hasty socket]

Pizza hut failed in here

[flat lantern]

They do bottomless ice cream tho so me and my sister shared 😭

[autumn shell]

pets u

[flat lantern]

My sister grabbed a fork from another table lmaoo

[solemn elm]

fork for ice cream

[long atlas]

your sister eats ice cream with a fork

[hasty socket]

in Italy we have a pizzeria every 5 meters

[placid turret]

SPOon???

[flat lantern]

There were no spoons probably to deter you from sharing the bottomless ice cream

[placid turret]

spoon.

[silent marsh]

local restaurants will either whip out the best food you'll ever experience or some bullshit

[hasty socket]

And they all go good

[flat lantern]

We would not be so quickly defeated

[placid turret]

oh

[long atlas]

in america we have mcdonald’s every half mile what’s the point

[flat lantern]

I don’t even have dominos within delivery range of my house

[hasty socket]

half mile is a lot more then 5 meters sir American

[autumn shell]

I’m the kinda guy that gets kicked out of a buffet for eating too much

[solemn elm]

america is mostly unpopulated land, thats just in urban areas

[placid turret]

in sweden we have...... uhm....... max?

[long atlas]

WHAT TEH HELL IS A METER 🦅 🔥

[autumn shell]

And I’m only 60kg

[hasty socket]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEYERRRR

[flat lantern]

My local chip shop sucks buns

[autumn shell]

100cm

[long atlas]

i hate america because of the imperial system

[solemn elm]

fuck the imperial system

[flat lantern]

The chips r so dry and coat ur mouth in fryer oil that makes ur gums feel fuzzy

[placid turret]

500 fuckin meters

CENTI.

[hasty socket]

1 mile = 1,6 km

[autumn shell]

Metric is goated

[placid turret]

DECI.

[flat lantern]

Milli

[silent marsh]

americans will start measuring using bald eagles

[hasty socket]

Mhmhm feet