🎙・server-chat

[brittle oasis]

I had to have a friend teach it to me

[meager nymph]

W dad

[rare yew]

this is just my favourite thing

[meager nymph]

jimbo?

[brittle oasis]

my friend regrets showing me balatro cuz i got too addicted

[brittle oasis]

haha yea

[meager nymph]

ijust watched a shit ton of balatro content and then knew how to play

[brittle oasis]

I hadnt watched anything before

a friend got me to play it

[autumn shell]

I just bought the switch version and played all decks on white stake. Picked most of it up along the way

[meager nymph]

my first time seeing balatro was when my older brother was watching a jupiter spam

[brittle oasis]

I should get it for the switch

I want balatro to be my next mc

buy everything on all consoles

on all devices

[meager nymph]

steam deck balatro

[brittle oasis]

when will localthunk release balatro on my windows xp

[rare yew]

does it not work on windows xp

I thought I pushed a patch in the first week after launch that made it compatible

[brittle oasis]

no im just joking

[long atlas]

balatro 3ds when

[rigid night]

It works on my DSi

[brittle oasis]

balatro n64 when

[amber rune]

balatro on vinyl when

[long atlas]

balatro ps1 when

[brittle oasis]

balatro on mr game and watch when

[fierce rain]

i’m currently playing balatro on vita

[amber rune]

balatro on steam when

[meager nymph]

you should do a talent show for the server ( only select some people through auditions )

[brittle oasis]

ur asking for too much

Balatro on apple watch when

[amber rune]

I seem to i know the flush build

[long atlas]

wait that’d lowkey be heat

[fierce rain]

you do know that you guys are capable of porting it to other things right

[rigid night]

DS version doesn't have The Pillar and music is garbled

[brittle oasis]

it seems very possible

[fierce rain]

also didn’t somebody already do balatro for apple watch

[long atlas]

did yall see balatro desmos

[brittle oasis]

idk i havent seen it

[amber rune]

What about balala on fitbit

[fading smelt]

balatro on arcade cabinet when

[fierce rain]

it’s called Balatro Wee Edition

[long atlas]

oh someone ran doom on the fucking joker menu

[brittle oasis]

balatro on fridge

[long atlas]

like the thing when you click collection

[amber rune]

Gee it must need to have some wee jokers for it to fit that small

[long atlas]

a balatro arcade cabinet would be fun

[brittle oasis]

hows the soup going along local thunk

[amber rune]

Is he making soup

[brittle oasis]

balatro arcade game

[brittle oasis]

i believe so yea

[amber rune]

Thats the coolest thing anyones ever done

[brittle oasis]

tomato

[long atlas]

yes for his partner

[meager nymph]

thunk got game

[amber rune]

How do i know he was in a ukranian polka band when he was 17 but not that he has a partner

[long atlas]

wait was this not common knowledge

meh it’s the internet

[brittle oasis]

he prolly jumped in the convo late

[long atlas]

the more you know i guess

[brittle oasis]

its fine

[fierce rain]

how did i know he had a partner but not that he was in a ukrainian polka band

[long atlas]

we learned yesterday

[amber rune]

Yeah as the drummer because of a lady he knew

[brittle oasis]

i swear someone here is documenting his every message and making a doc

[meager nymph]

thats where he got the musical sense

[fierce rain]

ah i was busy yesterday

[long atlas]

we just have good memory of funny or interesting things

[strong prairie]

Yeah man it's all in the sheet, send me a DM if you want access

edit: /s apparently jesus

[amber rune]

Lame, i spend every second on discord talking about dank memes and an foids

[rare yew]

are you actually

[fierce rain]

that’s a little creepy

[wintry halo]

what did I just come back to

[meager nymph]

isn't that like illegal

[rare yew]

welp, bye forever?

[fierce rain]

i’ve learned he’s a very private man

[meager nymph]

stalking?

[brittle oasis]

opeople will do anything for creators of video games

[long atlas]

radio silence…

[meager nymph]

you or him?

[brittle oasis]

espcially hit ones like balatro

Why am i not shocked

[brittle oasis]

im good man

i was jsut juoking but

[long atlas]

would yall trust me with running balatro wiki

[autumn shell]

Bruh that’s creepy

[amber rune]

I would dip too dont blame the man

[meager nymph]

bro time him out

[fierce rain]

i mean it kinda makes sense that the wiki guy made a doc but jeez dude

[brittle oasis]

time out shaq gif

[fierce rain]

i was joking about the youtube short thing

[rare yew]

that makes me not want to chat in here anymore

[fierce rain]

but also part of me wants access to the doc just to see how in depth it goes

[long atlas]

i don’t blame you

[amber rune]

Yeah cant say i blame you thats actually weird as hell

[long atlas]

part of me thinks he’s joking

[brittle oasis]

fair enough man

[strong prairie]

lmao I like how everyone took that seriously

that was just a joke, yikes

[brittle oasis]

Dude.

[meager nymph]

yeah

[meager nymph]

bro

[long atlas]

i assumed so but you never know nowadays

[meager nymph]

thats a bad joke

[cold idol]

you never know

people on the internet can be....... crazy

[brittle oasis]

Balatro is a very big game so I wouldnt be surprised if someone did do that

people can be weird

[meager nymph]

its like saying i stalk this person for a living

[brittle oasis]

K Pop stans

[fierce rain]

btw thank you thunk for using the r1 and l1 buttons for the playstation version instead of r2 and l2

[brittle oasis]

basically

[fierce rain]

it makes life easier

[long atlas]

thunk come back out whenever you’re comfy with it but he was joking

[strong prairie]

I guess. Didn't think anyone would take it seriously

[meager nymph]

just dont do it again man

[cold idol]

everything people say on the internet is always true

trust

[meager nymph]

yeah sadly

[brittle oasis]

its ok it just seemed serious

[fierce rain]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[long atlas]

10/10 i love vita balala jokerpoker

[rare yew]

that made my skin crawl, and I'm not 100% convinced it was a joke

[meager nymph]

never trust a man behind the screens with your life - my brother -

[autumn shell]

Tbh I thought he was serious too

[fierce rain]

yikes bro

[brittle oasis]

Mb gang for even saying this i lowk inititated it but didnt except someone would say that

[long atlas]

never trust a man in any capacity on the internet period

[strong prairie]

I'm in the middle of an OW game if that makes you feel any better.

Oh right I can't show a screenshot

[fierce rain]

thunk will remember that

[fierce rain]

that seems backhanded

[autumn shell]

I was ready to falcon punch that guy

[sharp cliff]

what was the joke

tell me

[meager nymph]

red herring falicy

[brittle oasis]

scroll

[strong prairie]

it's in #🃏・off-topic

[brittle oasis]

it aint that far

[autumn shell]

That someone is documenting everything about thunk

[snow fog]

Ayo what

[fierce rain]

why are you texting during a game

[sharp cliff]

i'm lazy as fuck

i mean

as frick

[amber rune]

MODS

HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD

[brittle oasis]

mods ban this man

[sharp cliff]

yeah
that someone is me

/j

[fierce rain]

so uh

[brittle oasis]

BRO

[amber rune]

/jimbo

[fierce rain]

where do we go from this

[brittle oasis]

George dont say this

[long atlas]

i’m so tired and i ain’t got time for this

[brittle oasis]

soup

[long atlas]

night yall

[tidal bobcat]

[brittle oasis]

Soup will save us

[meager nymph]

how did i get banned for saying balatro is still alive with mods, but they dont ban him for invading someone's privacy with a "joke"?

[sharp cliff]

/

[fading smelt]

all roads lead to soup

[tidal bobcat]

Last time I was here thunk was talking about soup

[stoic lagoon]

Mmm, good soup

[brittle oasis]

yes

[brittle oasis]

lowk brocolli soup is fire

with breadcrumbs

[stoic lagoon]

Soup in general is fire

[fierce rain]

technically thunk could prolly axe that man for breaking rule 1 and 3 if he wishes

[stoic lagoon]

Thunkypoo

[meager nymph]

i lowkey think thats kinda deserved

[brittle oasis]

whats ur fav soup

[stoic lagoon]

Hello, fren

[fierce rain]

yeahhh

[rare yew]

if it is true then it's not about banning anyone it's more that I should probably be more careful with how much I chat in here

just a reminder

for myself

[crimson marlin]

omg it's john balatro

[fierce rain]

it’s ok man

[meager nymph]

ohh okay

[tidal bobcat]

fair enough

[fierce rain]

i really hope it’s not true but i mean you never do really know i guess

[brittle oasis]

Have you accidentaly leaked info about the game or ur personal life in here??

[stoic lagoon]

What did I miss, I finally slept in

[meager nymph]

yeah a tiny part

[strong prairie]

I thought I'd send a single joke message in chat. Didn't think I'd have to defend myself for it

[tidal bobcat]

unfortunately so

[meager nymph]

dont spread the butter across the bread even more

[amber rune]

Some guy made a jonk about making a file on everything about Thunk and it truly shook him to his core

[stoic lagoon]

Ah, "Thunkstein" files

[meager nymph]

guys can we switch topics

[stoic lagoon]

Switching

[fierce rain]

i have documented a couple things thunk has said but it’s nothing extreme

[meager nymph]

and talk abt something more friendly?

[fierce rain]

i do know that he supposedly showers once a day though 🤢

[amber rune]

What do you people think about Mr Politic

[stoic lagoon]

So guys and gals, if you slept, how did you sleep?

[sharp cliff]

bad

[brittle oasis]

50/50

[tidal bobcat]

I just forget
so I'll probably ask something thunk might have mentioned the other day

[fierce rain]

admittedly that’s the only thing i documented

[autumn shell]

All i know is that he’s taken and he has a banana tattoo

[fierce rain]

he showers once a day

[tidal bobcat]

face full of pillows

[stoic lagoon]

Is it on his banana?

[stoic lagoon]

Heck yeah

[amber rune]

Its 3am and i’m predicting i’m going until 7

[fierce rain]

and that’s just to send to a buddy because bro asked how often thunk showers

[brittle oasis]

do u have skl or a job or wha

[autumn shell]

I made that joke and he said wtf

[amber rune]

I have a week off and i’m spending it wisely

[broken torrent]

Is there a way to check how many gold stickers on jokers you have without counting individually

[stoic lagoon]

Ah

[brittle oasis]

fair enough

[strong prairie]

There's some websites out there you can use if you're on desktop. Otherwise it's basically a manual count

[broken torrent]

Xbox so unfortunate

[brittle oasis]

Ok I gotta gow now

gn

and uh

Soup

I want soup joker thats not ramen

[stoic lagoon]

Tomato soup

[fierce rain]

i won’t lie to you man, the reason we don’t fully believe you is because you’re advertising the wiki in your name. it makes so much sense that if anybody were to document, it’d be you. please don’t take it hard, but skepticism is to be expected with a joke like that

[tidal bobcat]

You should go to the soup store for some

[stoic lagoon]

Clothes

[sharp cliff]

soup comes in cans guys

NO

horses get cans

[tidal bobcat]

We are at the soup store

[sharp cliff]

cans get horses

[cold idol]

stats

[sharp cliff]

you ameteurs...

[rare yew]

Can we move on from this please

[sharp cliff]

i see you haven't played horsey caney before

[oblique isle]

why are we canning horses? are they being sent to the glue factory?

[fierce rain]

ok sir

will you be rejoining chat

[tidal bobcat]

canned glue

[oblique isle]

canned bread better

[sharp cliff]

.... --- .-. ... .

[tidal bobcat]

I like my bread un canned

usually in a plastic bag

[amber rune]

I’m glad the people are finally stopping the blatant disrespect on little caesars

Its so peak

[sharp cliff]

wdym

[stoic lagoon]

Little Caesar was there for us

[sharp cliff]

you're wrong

[stoic lagoon]

He was there at our lowest

[tidal bobcat]

I've never seen a little caesars before
probably because there aren't any here

[latent sage]

Don’t they not have the $5 pizza anymore

[sharp cliff]

little ceasar more like little weesar

[strong prairie]

I've never been to a little ceasars. Is it any good?

[stoic lagoon]

Buddy Holly something something

[amber rune]

$5.99 for two large pizzas and you decide to still put slack on the name of my man Caesar

[tidal bobcat]

2 large pizzas for that price is amazing

[latent sage]

What

[tidal bobcat]

I'm getting kinda hungry...

[stoic lagoon]

I miss the Pizza Hut buffet and arcade machines

[edgy night]

get some ice cream

[tawny pasture]

little ceasars is 1000% not worth it, but i lived off it in my 20s.

[tidal bobcat]

I should

[oblique isle]

microscopic julius is better anyways

[tidal bobcat]

How bad was it?

[strong prairie]

Will do. My apologies.

[amber rune]

I want pizza now but its 3 in the morning and my entire family is asleep

[latent sage]

Is that only American Caesar’s

[stoic lagoon]

Make pizza

[oblique isle]

exit the house and walk there

[stoic lagoon]

Pizza, Pasta, put it in a box

And then eat it

[sharp cliff]

house...
u -> r

[stoic lagoon]

Do not finish the rest of the song

[amber rune]

Cheesie on my peenie and a salsa on my balls

[stoic lagoon]

Perkeo, NO

[steel fiber]

i love windows vi- i mean little caesars

[oblique isle]

coming straight from my house?

[steel fiber]

i love their stuffed crust but itt can be a little hard to finish

oh dang it now i want little caesars again

[tidal bobcat]

I'm tempted to have pizza for lunch or dinner

or a snack

all 3?

[stoic lagoon]

Dew it

Big pizza, have some through the day

Life is good

[tawny pasture]

theres a reason theyre $5

[clever dome]

are we still talking about food

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[clever dome]

lmao

[amber rune]

WE will be devouring them chitlins tho

YOU and ME

[clever dome]

getfo

[fierce rain]

dude food is top 3 human conversations

[stoic lagoon]

Hell yeah

[clever dome]

what's top 2

[stoic lagoon]

As long as they're cleaned properly

[strong prairie]

Nobody said it was good. They just said it was hot and ready

[clever dome]

chitlins are bottom 2 of all time and its not 2nd

[fierce rain]

i’m pretty sure it’s food, sex, and companionship

in no particular order

[clever dome]

Caesars is goated

[clever dome]

valid

[edgy night]

salsa

[clever dome]

also valid

[stoic lagoon]

So, are turkey necks with gravy and rice higher on the list?

[clever dome]

yes

its the second worst

[stoic lagoon]

Fair

[clever dome]

ostrich feet solo

[broken torrent]

That just shows total stickers not gold ones

[stoic lagoon]

Had chicken, but not ostrich

[fierce rain]

communism and goldfish crackers

[strong prairie]

Just never get any sticker except gold, then you can math it out very easily!

[bitter berry]

who tf pinged me

[fierce rain]

@bitter berry i don’t know

[bitter berry]

real funny

[fierce rain]

@bitter berry i know right

[stoic lagoon]

Bad President

Bad

Ping me instead

[fierce rain]

@stoic lagoon

@stoic lagoon

@stoic lagoon

hi

[clever dome]

without a doubt

[native tusk]

sob

[obtuse rapids]

Guys i just realized.. photo Chad is lowk a reference to nickleback because photograph the song and Chad is the name of the main singer of nickleback

[stoic lagoon]

@fierce rain hello

[fierce rain]

@stoic lagoon hey what’s up

[clever dome]

holy genius

[stoic lagoon]

@fierce rain gas prices

[strong prairie]

Believe it or not, straight to impeachment

[fierce rain]

@stoic lagoon dude i know it’s dreadful

[obtuse rapids]

Thank you

[stoic lagoon]

Impeachment these

[fierce rain]

goodnight gang eepy time

[clever dome]

good night

[stoic lagoon]

@fierce rain goodnight

[clever dome]

i need to improve on my typing speed

its very lacking

i can not lie

[stoic lagoon]

You'll get there

[clever dome]

thank you

i appreciate the encouragement

[stoic lagoon]

Some of us just got fast fingies

I've lost a good chunk of my speed though

[clever dome]

I do practice on monkeytype almost every day

still somehow only at 100-125 consistently

[stoic lagoon]

Consistency is good

Even if it's average, it's consistent

That alone is something to be proud of

[amber rune]

On pc or mobile

[tidal bobcat]

fair enough

[broken torrent]

Bit late for that one now

[native tusk]

ada swoon

[stoic lagoon]

Leon moment

[amber rune]

Thunk used his aura to silence the chat after he was made uncomfortable

[strong prairie]

chat is just 10x more active if Thunk is here, it's actually crazy

[stoic lagoon]

I mean, it's Thunk. Creator of Balala

[clever dome]

pc

[stoic lagoon]

I guess I'll pick a side

Club time

[snow fog]

Does anyone actually use hex after ante 1

Deleting all jokers for polychrome is not worth it

[clever dome]

uhh

yeah i guess

when you get a blueprint

or brainstomr

and you have ankh potential

[snow fog]

Only use case is with ankh or when you have a really good joker

[clever dome]

yeah

like bloodstone

[strong prairie]

it's also very useful w/ eternal jokers

[snow fog]

Bloodstone goes very hard

[clever dome]

you're right

[clever dome]

thank you

[snow fog]

True

[snow fog]

It’s why I have the heart role

[clever dome]

i just realized that lol

i was primarily going diamonds

because diamond = cool

but then I switched

[stoic lagoon]

Lemme get uhh..

Burger

[undone flax]

I'm freaking out right now and I have to share this with someone:

SO this run has been insane (I'll try to remember to copy the seed when I finish) but I went from Sock + Scary Face to Lucky Cat + HangingChad to Baron + Mime + Juggler + Troubadour.... AND NOW A NAT NEG DNA!! Like what is happening?? Still no Blueprint or Brainstorm 🙁

[undone flax]

Finally got Brainstorm on ante 19

[steel fiber]

nice111

[autumn shell]

Hear me out

All cops are bastards

[stoic lagoon]

Not all cops, just most. And I really think we might need to keep things like that outside of this server.

This is funny balala card sim, not Alex Jones vs Ben Shapiro sim

[compact stump]

yeahhh

lets not

[ornate depot]

steam was syncing my balatro save but it came up as "balatro - updating" and I about shit

[stoic lagoon]

Balatrupdate

[lethal kelp]

I’m all for discussing real world issues

But this is a video game server for crying out loud. People will wanna talk about the game. Some people may not want to talk about this stuff, so go to places like this, only for it to show up too.

[stoic lagoon]

I'm not sure if I'm being reprimanded or what, but is that a Pan's Labrynth pfp?

[lethal kelp]

YES!

OMG ALMOST NOBODY RECOGNIZES IT

[stoic lagoon]

How could they not? That movie was absolutely amazing

[nova elk]

yo wsp

I just bought the game

I suck so bad

can someone coach me rq

@here

[compact stump]

did my man just try to ping 30k peope😭

[nova elk]

o u right

[stoic lagoon]

Absolute Jester moment

[nova elk]

I aint even realize

[lethal kelp]

Don’t be afraid of you start off bad, I did too (still mostly am) you’re getting used to the game and figuring it out.

One thing you need to learn quick is if you have both a joker with + mult and a joker with x mult, put the + to the left of the x. It’ll give a bigger turnout.

Try to experiment to see what you’re comfortable with. Like playing certain hand types or joker combinations.

If you plan your deck around a certain way (only playing a certain hand type for example) and the boss blind debuffs it, make sure you always have a backup.

In order to get far, you’ll need to upgrade cards with enhancements. Don’t be afraid to spend money on Arcana packs.

[nova elk]

yo can I like sharescreen and u coach me/

[stoic lagoon]

Chips and Mults are the big focus as stated above, planet cards are your friend

[nova elk]

or like anyone idrc

my plan was to join the discord and find someone to like coach while I played

[stoic lagoon]

While we might not able to at the moment, I'm sure someone might be able to. There's also #🎥・videos-and-streams and #🕹・game-discussion

[nova elk]

but it aint got any call channels

[stoic lagoon]

Although most of the videos here are people that are absolutely cracked and getting obscenely high scores as fast as possible

[nova elk]

alr

thanks

imma try that

[stoic lagoon]

Best of luck my friend, report back to us when you win!

[sharp compass]

That is because moderating voice chats is too hard according to the

Which makes sense

[stoic lagoon]

If you read our text, you can only imagine how unhinged voice would be

[inland kindle]

Coke or Pepsi

[twin lion]

sprite

[inland kindle]

Could u Image

a Sprite Balatro Card

[twin lion]

what would that do

[steel fiber]

1 in 5 chance to turn into Sprite Cranberry

[inland kindle]

An Evo Card, interesting

[inland kindle]

i had an idea but then realized it just the Seltzer card

[unkempt hedge]

Idk I always use flush

It's like the easiest way to get millions of score

Chat

[inland kindle]

Chut

[wintry bluff]

i love dna

[amber charm]

I also love dna

Did localthunk really mentioned bluestorm yuri

[flint copper]

I wish Jimbo could have my dna

Hey, guys

👋

[inland kindle]

Kendrick Lamar Reference

[clever dome]

thats not great

[clever dome]

me too

specially paired with bloodstone 🤤

[stoic lagoon]

Lemme get uhhhh

Joker

[clever dome]

which

one

[stoic lagoon]

Yes

[snow parrot]

any one wanna play multiplayer plasma deck white stake

[stoic lagoon]

Balalacoin

🤔

[wooden kiln]

Meth

[stoic lagoon]

Mmm, a classic

[stable isle]

hello 5 am server chat

[stoic lagoon]

Bonjour

[wooden kiln]

hola

[stable isle]

I am so glad I am learning how to make my game not coded like undertale

I think I would shiver in my skin while going to bed every night

[inland kindle]

could u imagine

a Meth Card in Balatro

[grave wedge]

Does anyone want to play multiplayer?

[stable isle]

is there a blitz mode in multiplayer

if so I would

[grave wedge]

maybe

[wooden kiln]

Meth Joker: All cards are worth double chips, but all cards have a 50 percent chance of being flipped over

[inland kindle]

with the slightest small chance of destroying the played poker hand (addiction)

[sharp hollow]

this is kinda bad

as in strength

interesting concept tho

[inland kindle]

how would you do it?

[stoic lagoon]

Stimulants

Caffeinated chocolate

[sharp hollow]

as an alternative to the concept or a concept that would fit "meth"?

[inland kindle]

hmmm, both

[sharp hollow]

hmm

[sharp hollow]

• held in hand cards have a 1 in 3 chance to be flipped when a hand is played
• flipped down cards are retriggered when scored or held in hand, destroyed if unscoring

i believe it's too broken

i have to remove one of its benefits

or nerf both

[stoic lagoon]

Add a chance

1 in ???

[sharp hollow]

hmm how does it sound now

[stoic lagoon]

1 in 4 for flip, 1 in 3 chance to destroy when unscoring and a 1 in 2 to discard

[stoic lagoon]

^^^

[inland kindle]

Now we just need a modder to bring that to Balatro

[sharp hollow]

i feel like that would be even more complicated than it actually is unless we remove the triggering, good idea

oh and uh

i think it's a bit weird to have one function get activated by both "unscoring" and "discarding"

it just feels unnatural

[stoic lagoon]

Meth is unnatural

[sharp hollow]

so are a lot of other joker

[stoic lagoon]

You're a joker

No, I don't have the mental capacity to actually do anything helpful with this stuff

[fierce rain]

gah damn do you guys sleep

[stoic lagoon]

So I just throw crap at the wall until it sticks

[stoic lagoon]

I'm off work today, so no

[fierce rain]

i swear you were here when i left and you’re here now

[stoic lagoon]

I'm trying to become balala

[inland kindle]

hold up we talking bout meth

in b a l a t r o

[stoic lagoon]

Methlatro

[fierce rain]

goonlatro

[stoic lagoon]

I'm curious

[inland kindle]

what if

[stoic lagoon]

191

191 posts

I regret

[inland kindle]

😭

[stoic lagoon]

Curiosity is dangerous.

[sharp hollow]

why so curious?

[stoic lagoon]

5:45am CST and chat has died

Coroner, mark the time

[hasty socket]

Pa

[stoic lagoon]

Chat revived at 6:05am CST

[vast raft]

❌

[stoic lagoon]

I would be in debt

[vast raft]

You forget it's $4

[covert obsidian]

I close my eyes and I see BALATRO

I had the best run ever in class

[inland kindle]

does local ever sleep

does he always leaves his pc on?

[pallid sapphire]

if he goes to sleep, we'll never have the update

[fierce rain]

i say right foot creep

[opaque shard]

Nixon look at the flowers

[fierce rain]

what flowers

[opaque shard]

Just look at the flowers, Nixon

[long atlas]

hello lovely latro people

i beat gold stake for the first time i’m so joyful

[glossy orchid]

Congrats dawg

[steel fiber]

nicely done!

[glossy orchid]

Now do completionist ++

[long atlas]

i’m tryin i’m tryin 😞

i appreciate the positivity

[glossy orchid]

What deck was it on

[long atlas]

anaglyph

[glossy orchid]

I love anaglyph

[rare vine]

I love pizza

[glossy orchid]

Did you get anything cool from the 40 billion double tags

[glossy orchid]

Thats great vro

[rare vine]

Ikr

[long atlas]

i got an ante 2 hack and wee in shop and then a dna next round

and then hologram to justify the dna more

my internet is ass rn holy

[glossy orchid]

That sounds like a run if ive ever heard of one

[rare vine]

I do wish there was a way to play forever instead of losing everything with no reward at the smallest mistake

[glossy orchid]

Well endless just starts scaling way to fast at one point but dont really know what could be done about that

I mean its supposed to be the super hard mode right

[rare vine]

But it's unlocked, right ?

You can't just play endless from the begining ?

[glossy orchid]

Technically you can if you just make it past ante 8

[rare vine]

It's such a fun and fire game but the constant losing kinda drives me away

[glossy orchid]

Wait are you a new player

[long atlas]

i mean fair

[rare vine]

I got up to 40,000 on my very first run and every run after that was worse lmao

[rare vine]

Not really, just bad

[long atlas]

it’s all about patience, perseverance, and strategy

[rare vine]

One time I had a deck with like so many stone cards and made a small mistake and Mr. Bones wasn't there :(

[glossy orchid]

If theres one advice i can give you its that your money is the most important thing

Just like real life

[rare vine]

Yup.

Balatro is just like real life

Balatro is life

[long atlas]

either way, docspectred helps with winning a lot more i’d definitely recommend watching a few videos if you wanna learn

[glossy orchid]

If you dont manage your money well enough you cant deck fix, you cant buy jokers you just die

[long atlas]

if you die in balatro, you die in real life

[rare vine]

Mhm, thank !

[rare vine]

YEAHHH 🔥 DLC idea

[glossy orchid]

I learned balatro from just religiously watching roffle

It helped kinda

[long atlas]

same lol

[rare vine]

Thing is I'm usually pretty good at managing money, I just get bad hands all the time and end up just doing Pairs or Double Pairs lmao

[long atlas]

doc was too slow for me and roffle was more entertaining

he doesn’t really help with explaining, you kinda just “why did he do that?” until you see the next ante and you’re like “ohhh okay that made sense”

[glossy orchid]

Exactly

[long atlas]

really any bala content creator can help you learn the game

[rare vine]

bala bala bala

[glossy orchid]

Im literally watching roffle as we speak btw

[long atlas]

doc is specifically designed for it though

[rare vine]

I wanna swallow a full deck of cards

[sharp hollow]

balalalalala

[rare vine]

I should swallow a full deck of cards

[sharp hollow]

yummy

[glossy orchid]

I think the aces would taste the best

[rare vine]

I am going to inhale it now

[rare vine]

Hold on lemme try

Yeah you're right, wow

Jokers gone

[glossy orchid]

Hearts and diamonds would probably taste like strawberry

[rare vine]

why is my tummy glowing

[glossy orchid]

And the clubs and spades like licorice

[rare vine]

Hm, somewhere between strawberry and watermelon, actually

[rare vine]

Clubs tasted like plants

[sharp hollow]

what the gieroib

[rare vine]

Spades punctured my abdomen and I am now in need of emergency services

hlep

[glossy orchid]

Oh gee

[long atlas]

hearts taste like cherry
diamonds are lemon
clubs taste specifically like the blue funables fruit snacks idk what flavor it is
spades are watermelon i think for some reason

[glossy orchid]

Thunk pls make this canon

[long atlas]

you were supposed to eat the card not my gardening equipment silly

[glossy orchid]

Idk how just do it

[visual basin]

tv time

[rare vine]

Ah sorry, that was on me

[long atlas]

let us lick the screen and have it flavor like willy wonka

[glossy orchid]

New balatro merch and its just edible cards

[rare vine]

One time I went to a place and it smelled like the concept of a deck of cards that was all spades, I don't know how to explain it

[visual basin]

what do you think is the best song in your favourite game

[glossy orchid]

(Theyre just regular cards but i guess anything is edible if you try hard enough)

[rare vine]

Even better, market them as edible but make them regular flavoured paper

[rare vine]

Twin.

[glossy orchid]

Hanmer of justice and its not even close

[rare vine]

The Balatro main theme from the hit indie game Balatrodeeznuts

[visual basin]

I thought you'd say tv time

[sharp hollow]

i don't know what is my favourite game

[rare vine]

Jk it's the Croft Manor theme from Tomb Raider Anniversary

[steel fiber]

best song.. let's see
well... maybe not I think it's the best but I really like Final Spice by Toby Fox from Hiveswap Act 1
really sounds like something that'd be in UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE
#🃏・off-topic message

[glossy orchid]

No favorite character bias over here

[visual basin]

what's the game you like the most rn

[glossy orchid]

Geniunely the balatro theme is such a perfect song like you literally never get tired of hearing it

Thunk was on some stuff conposing that shit

[steel fiber]

that wasn't thunk but I get the confusion

[visual basin]

thunk commisioned someone

[glossy orchid]

Oh okay

Im used to indie devs just doing literally everything for their gane

[rare vine]

Same, the 7/8 time signature is a big part

[rare vine]

🔥 as it should be

[glossy orchid]

Cough cough toby fox cough

[sharp hollow]

hmmm idk.. deltarune maybe

my fav games are

[glossy orchid]

What the hell is deltarune???

[sharp hollow]

mother 3, ghost trick, deltarune and probably balatro too

my fav deltarune tracks is uh, probably tv world, or dump

[glossy orchid]

Thats a fire collection of games right there

[sharp hollow]

yay

[visual basin]

hell yeah

[sharp hollow]

i like the hip shop motif a lot

billions must appreciate the hip shop motifs

[glossy orchid]

Dump is a crazy pic tho

It sounds like the lower class theme song

[sharp hollow]

lmao, yea

but it has good amount of nice motifs and the instruments go well together

[glossy orchid]

I like the hey every motif in the background tho

Its like spamton is lurking in the shadows

[sharp hollow]

hey every adds a bit of insanity, the holy has a very nice instrument, the waitingroom/hipshop motif is a nice base and the other instrument is spooky too

[visual basin]

green room*

[sharp hollow]

hip shop came before green room

also if we wanna be nerdy it's actually called welcome to the green room

[glossy orchid]

Its so strange to me how susies motif is used in only two songs despite being the basically main characters leitmotif

[visual basin]

touche

[glossy orchid]

Its like tobys anticipating for something…

[sharp hollow]

i mean, kris and ralsei are main characters

and they don't have specific themes yet

[glossy orchid]

I am a firm believer in susie true protagonist theory

[glossy orchid]

I see my castle town as ralseis theme even tho it isnt

But i want it to be

[sharp hollow]

and susie's theme is more so used to show her blandness in her bully era. vs. susie is very good to show her rage during the part where it plays

[visual basin]

i see Ralsei's theme as the prophecy

[sharp hollow]

good theory

[visual basin]

the legend?

[sharp hollow]

yeah, i believe in that too

[visual basin]

the thing at the start of the game

[glossy orchid]

Thats why im so sure that susies theme will play whenever susie finds out about kris working with the knight and the soul and she gets super pissed

Wich WILL happen unfortanetly

[sharp hollow]

let's not get spoilery here btw

this is balala land

[glossy orchid]

I was under the impression everyone has played deltaruen here

Sorry

[sharp hollow]

it's very oke dw

i don't believe she will get pissed

just very emotional, not sure in what way tho

[glossy orchid]

„Nothing pisses me off more than people who dont tell you the whole deal“

[sharp hollow]

she already has developed a lot especially in ch3+4

i don't believe her reaction would just be pure rage

it would be more than that

[glossy orchid]

Yea i get what you mean

[steel fiber]

feels like my favorite games constantly shift
maybe we go... at least one for three different genres- actually i don't know

well, we've finished only the first chapter but it's been so long so we'd probably replay that before we get into the rest

[glossy orchid]

She will definetly be angry but itll be like a mix of emotions

[visual basin]

if susie found out about the soul, how would she react

[glossy orchid]

Not very calmly

[sharp hollow]

she almost was about to figure something odd about the soul at the end of ch4

[glossy orchid]

She kinda did at the end of chapter 4 too

Yea

What he said

[sharp hollow]

mindreader

[glossy orchid]

She

Sorry

I checked pronouns to late 🥀

[sharp hollow]

dw lmao

[visual basin]

it ok

[glossy orchid]

No its not okay i need to kill myself

Bye guys

[sharp hollow]

random reminder to check out the utdr mod for balala

[glossy orchid]

Wait the what??

[sharp hollow]

byeee don't hurt yourself!

[sharp hollow]

hold my horses for one sec

[visual basin]

there's a deltarune mod ?

[glossy orchid]

The horses are being held tightly

[sharp hollow]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/Undertale/Deltarune

there are 165 jokers

[visual basin]

too bad im on console

[sharp hollow]

damn..

[visual basin]

i know

at least i get the switch2 mike room

[glossy orchid]

Jokes on you im so commited to my balatro addiction that i bought on console on pc AND on phone

[sharp hollow]

wow

[tribal knoll]

balatro's the only game i ever 100%ed lol

[sharp hollow]

my favourite combo in utdr mod

[steel fiber]

i have balatro, undertale, and deltarune, both on PC and Switch (switch undertale? well :3 ||BEST GIRL MY GOD I LOVE MAD MEW MEW SO FREAKING MUCH MY GODDDDDD||)

[glossy orchid]

I got it for free on console tho cus me friend is generous enough to give me ps share

[sharp hollow]

waow

[tribal knoll]

its really a game that makes u commit to it

[glossy orchid]

Trying to beat sans on switch made me wanna peel my skin off

[visual basin]

steam family share

[glossy orchid]

No

[visual basin]

what

???

[glossy orchid]

Idk

I just felt like saying no

[visual basin]

you bastard

[glossy orchid]

Sorry geez

[visual basin]

mb

[glossy orchid]

Why did the chat just die from that was my no really that offensive

[visual basin]

who know

s

anyways

MIKE, Get me out of here

i scared

[glossy orchid]

Mike, castrate this guy

[sharp hollow]

trying to

get my friend play balatro

he's kinda bad at it but he's learning

[sharp hollow]

i was dm'ing my friend. sorry couldn't measure the offensive of it in time.

[glossy orchid]

Dude i was watching my friend play balatro for the first time it was so painful like he picks up half joker and proceeds to NOT play 3 or less cards

[steel fiber]

eepy but trying to not fall asleep so I can retrieve my food for noms

[sharp hollow]

watching your friends play balatro is less painful than watching rarran play

sorry rarran no offense

you just gotta read more </3

[steel fiber]

oh there it goes

[lethal quail]

average leftist hot political take really

[sharp hollow]

what a nice weather

[pallid sapphire]

ranran actually does pretty well in MLB, idk what's up with his videos lmfao

[sharp hollow]

huhh

that's a surprise

[lethal quail]

who's ranran

[pallid sapphire]

rarran

[sharp hollow]

youtuber

[lethal quail]

i am slacking on the balatro community

is he good at it

[sharp hollow]

depends

[pallid sapphire]

He's pretty good in MLB, but his specific "can I do <challenge> in Balatro" videos or when he goes against Roffle is hilarious

[lethal quail]

what does mlb stand for 😭

[pallid sapphire]

major league balatro

[lethal quail]

and who's roffle

another ytber?

[pallid sapphire]

another youtuber

ye

[lethal quail]

makes sense

[glossy orchid]

The goat dude

[lethal quail]

incredible

OH WAIT

IS HE BALD

[pallid sapphire]

No

[glossy orchid]

No??

[pallid sapphire]

that's northernlion

[lethal quail]

oh

yeah i don't think i know who that is then

[glossy orchid]

Hes got a gorgeous full head of hair

[lethal quail]

amazing

[pallid sapphire]

doc naming his egg northernlion was so confusing to me at first

[lethal quail]

pretty funny looking back on it

i also noticed that this very morning i just associated the two

[sharp hollow]

hmm

my game crashes when i have all in jest mod installed, should i use the support channel here or go to their server (i have not joined their server yet)

[pallid sapphire]

you can use #⚙・modding-general

[sharp hollow]

i was told i can dump my error in modding support, but cool

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[sharp hollow]

question asked, yay

[stoic lagoon]

It is I

[sharp hollow]

hi i

[stoic lagoon]

[shy dove]

i had a dream that a new tarot card was added

"purify" which would turn a negative card into a non negative and then add a new joker slot

[glossy orchid]

Thunk pls add

[ornate depot]

feels more spectral than tarot but I feel like that doesn't intrinsically help anything

[brazen nacelle]

interesting username

-# im talking about "shadow|| ||"

[glossy orchid]

Guys do yall pronounce perkeo „pur-key-oh“ or „pur-kay-oh“

[stoic lagoon]

"Caca"

[glossy orchid]

Alright

[lethal kelp]

Pur-Key-Oh

[shy dove]

you know i talk in like other servers and like

generally its pretty rare to get like any comments on my username

[brazen nacelle]

🤷 well, you've won the lottery I guess, I just think its odd having that as a username

[shy dove]

maybe i get one a day but thats it

i talk in here

and every single time its like "oh my goddddd you have such a weird usernameeee"

[brazen nacelle]

I wonder why people think that?

[shy dove]

i dont just talk in private servers im talking in like large public servers

[shy dove]

understand, i know why

im not stupid

[brazen nacelle]

-# well, sorry for being rude

[stoic lagoon]

Sometimes, I dream of cheese

[Gmod noises]

[shy dove]

i think it might just have to do with a lower median age around here

compared to other servers

[brazen nacelle]

does that make your usename any more appropriate?

[wintry halo]

the less you talk about it the better

[brazen nacelle]

I guess 🤷

[scenic cliff]

localthunk

[stoic lagoon]

Imposter

[shy dove]

at this point in my life my username of choice has more weight than just "haha funny genital" but i wont go explain that

[tribal knoll]

pur-kay-oh

[opaque shard]

First time I read it I just had a chuckle and moved on

[dusk tartan]

I personally say perkeo as pe kie oh

[glossy orchid]

Can you not do that

It bothers me on a personal level

[dusk tartan]

mmmmmmmmmm nah

[glossy orchid]

Okay fine

[dusk tartan]

I usually switch between that and pehr ke ouh

[glossy orchid]

Alright now i need to know how you pronounce gros michel

[dusk tartan]

hrohs mesh shal

[glossy orchid]

Yea

Sure

[shy sandal]

.

Helloo

[slim junco]

Do you guys know @solemn roost ?

He said he is well known here

[solemn elm]

that person has 12 messages in this server lol

[slim junco]

He told me he was the best player in the server

Is that true?

[edgy night]

Sure

[obtuse snow]

dabidi

more like

skibidi

[sharp cliff]

right

per kay oh

[brave bluff]

friendship with balatro is over, gambonanza is my new best friend

[sharp hollow]

who

[brave bluff]

chess roguelite

based on balatro

[sharp hollow]

waow

[unkempt hedge]

Balaytro

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy orchid]

Sup

It me

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy orchid]

say you love tv 99 times first

[obtuse snow]

no

fuck you

i hate TV

toriel should have thrown you out ages ago

happy tenna thursday everyone

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy orchid]

Alright then im gonna kill myself

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[obtuse snow]

lol

do a flip

[digital nimbus]

Hola my googs

HRU my googs

[sudden loom]

are you autistic

sorry

ok sorry

[digital nimbus]

HOW DO U KNOW

Wtf

[sudden loom]

autism to autism connection

[digital nimbus]

Lol

That's crazy

[glossy orchid]

You have that silly alien in your pfp

Thats a symbol of autism pretty much

[sudden loom]

i like aliens

[digital nimbus]

Hey

[sudden loom]

[digital nimbus]

I sleep with this guy

Not my fault

[inland kindle]

with who

[digital nimbus]

IKEA alien

[inland kindle]

oh i thought Jayce

[upper solstice]

Your entire profile mentioned how your autistic 3 times how can we not know

[digital nimbus]

Autism ain't that bad

[digital nimbus]

Aw

Googers indeed

[sudden loom]

thats me

[sudden loom]

wow i only saw 2 i must be blind

[digital nimbus]

I got banned from roffles chat cause I said goog 😭😭😭

[sudden loom]

what does goog mean

goog

[viscid tundra]

apparently it's banworthy

[digital nimbus]

Idk but it's funny

[sudden loom]

oh man

[viscid tundra]

question, what is a good way to unlock things?

[digital nimbus]

Unlock stuff

[glossy orchid]

A key

[upbeat kestrel]

Key

[sudden loom]

dont worry i got banned from a server once because i came for the emojis and not the ship it was based on

[digital nimbus]

Fair

[sudden loom]

you should umm use key yeah

[viscid tundra]

i'm just running ghost deck on different stakes and seeing what happens, is there any joker or vouchers i should be trying to unlock?

i just farmed for brainstorm, but that feels like not a great way to do things

[digital nimbus]

Funneh blueprint

[upbeat kestrel]

Just keep playing the game

[digital nimbus]

And maybe the discard one

[upbeat kestrel]

Eventually when there's few enough things left to unlock, it'll be easy to keep track of them

Like, if you know you need to discard a royal flush, just keep watch to see if you ever end up with a royal flush in hand. Grinding runs just looking for a royal flush to toss isn't fun

[tawny pasture]

Unlock all of them. All the jokers are good

[digital nimbus]

W advice

[glossy orchid]

Wee joker was definitely the most painful to unlock

[digital nimbus]

Goog indeed

[glossy orchid]

As a certified skipping blinds hater

[upbeat kestrel]

Was Wee win in 12 rounds? That one is one of the few that I would say you kind of need to actively hunt for

[digital nimbus]

That's merry andy I think

[upbeat kestrel]

Though if you get Throwback on ante 1 on white stake you're probably good

[upbeat kestrel]

I think you're right

[digital nimbus]

Check

[glossy orchid]

Merry andy is 18

[digital nimbus]

Oh

What

[sudden loom]

yeah i sooo agree

[upbeat kestrel]

Wee is 18

[tawny pasture]

Wee is 18 rounds andy is 12 rounds

[glossy orchid]

shi my bad fellas

[sudden loom]

you are a NOOB in this game tenna

wow

[upbeat kestrel]

Discard 5 jacks at the same time is another unlock condition to keep an eye out for

[glossy orchid]

Jayce im gonna castrate you

[sudden loom]

noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[upbeat kestrel]

Anyways. I feel like you get most of the unlocks by just playing the game, for the rest of them you might end up like halfway through a run and realize you're in a good position to aim for a certain unlock you don't have yet

[echo ridge]

you can get brainstorm easily if you unlock checkered deck

[upbeat kestrel]

Alternatively bring any suit changing tarot into a blind

[glossy orchid]

Invis joker is basically just winning a round with the painted deck and no negatives

Thats how i got him

[sudden loom]

this is so true tenna youve never said anything better

[viscid tundra]

I just rolled red deck ante 1 over and over until I got the royal flush

[tribal yew]

guys how do i unlock palette atp

[upbeat kestrel]

That works but imo sounds boring. It'll happen on its own in time

[sudden loom]

LANCER

[tribal yew]

ive reduced my hand size to 5 like twice atp

and i cant get ts

and like thats the only thing i need for completionist and the voucher achievement

[upbeat kestrel]

How are you reducing your hand size?

[tribal yew]

i used 2 ectos

[upbeat kestrel]

Oh, yeah, you would expect that to work

...Use a third ecto?

[tribal yew]

dawg

my hand size was 5

what do u expect more

[upbeat kestrel]

I mean, a third ecto would definitely reduce your hand size more

Have you gone back to the main menu?

[tribal yew]

i mean i used my 2nd ecto like ante 9

prtty sure i did

cuz i was worried 5 hand size wont cut it for the final boss

and i was doing my 2nd gold stake completion

palette is stupid and it has cancer

you cant change my mind

[upbeat kestrel]

It has been a while since I had to unlock anything so I don't really remember if it needs to be within 8 antes, but I doubt it

[tribal yew]

ill prob do some more runs till i try to get palette

or ill get bored and do ts on white stake till i get ts

[upbeat kestrel]

White stake ghost deck probably gets it pretty quickly

Just to verify, it is locked, not undiscovered, right?

[tribal yew]

yh locked

[upbeat kestrel]

Huh, weird

I have had some issues with achievement unlocks before, but usually I just need to clear one more run after meeting the criteria to get the achievement

But I didn't have that problem with unlocks

[tribal yew]

ehh

also i got a crazy ante 2 1st shop

i got DNA from rare skip

and brainstrom 😭

[upbeat kestrel]

I hope you've got scoring

[digital nimbus]

Guys

[tribal yew]

yk what

[digital nimbus]

How are u suits

[tribal yew]

im going for 5oak

[glossy orchid]

Roles chanel

[digital nimbus]

Oh

Ty broski

[glossy orchid]

Np brotato

[upbeat kestrel]

I have lost too many ante 1 blueprint/brainstorms to not having any money left to buy scoring jokers

[digital nimbus]

Hehe

[tribal yew]

my deck will be 10/10

[glossy orchid]

Clerb

[digital nimbus]

I'm green now

[tribal yew]

with alot of tens

[digital nimbus]

10

[upbeat kestrel]

Are the 10s any good?

[digital nimbus]

10

[upbeat kestrel]

Like, a seal or smth?

[digital nimbus]

Funny

[upbeat kestrel]

If not, I hope you can get some

I love to DNA a purple seal

[tribal yew]

AND BLUE PRINT

WTH IS THIS SEED

[obtuse snow]

balatro

[upbeat kestrel]

Wishing you a mail-in rebate in your future

[obtuse snow]

thanbk you

[tribal yew]

this seed is telling me to get smth like baron mime atp

do i switch to kings or keep the 10's

ive got 8 tens rn