🃏・off-topic

[zenith sparrow]

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

[neat cypress]

Donald Trump

(in the yuri note)

[proven totem]

Put me in there

[pearl flume]

put his name in both and behold as he gets torn asunder by the very fabric of existence.

[proven totem]

The yaoi one

[neat cypress]

:3

[neat cypress]

67

[proven totem]

:3

[storm condor]

Haiiii gudddd :333

[proven totem]

Haiiii

[proven totem]

Whoops I turned my camera on

[pearl flume]

True love is when someone peels a tangerine for you and removes all the white strings too.

[north surge]

Yes

[storm condor]

Dinosaurs making straight heat

[north surge]

Ong

So much heat it burned him

[stray topaz]

A mosquito feigned death and when I didnt pay attention it flied away

I guess im being too kind

[vale cliff]

Bi erasure moment

[zenith sparrow]

Evil Colonel Sanders be like:

Alabama Boiled Turkey

[echo lava]

Finally, I finished the game 🥹

[zenith sparrow]

Evil game

[hollow eagle]

cursed

[zenith sparrow]

Perfection

The chef of balala

[south kraken]

cool

[vale cliff]

Oh, he makes shorts of all sorts of fandoms…

Can’t believe he’s cheating on balala with a bunch of slop

[neat cypress]

failed loop

[slow estuary]

xd

[vale cliff]

He’s kind of cute tho :|

[neat cypress]

im a girl but thanks :3

[zenith sparrow]

The audacititties

[neat cypress]

gay

[vale cliff]

Assuming the gender

[neat cypress]

ok clubber

my goal is for the mods to eventually censor the word clubber

[zenith sparrow]

Listen here, heartie

[neat cypress]

yeah that doesnt work

[zenith sparrow]

You don't work

[neat cypress]

correct I'm in school

[zenith sparrow]

OOOOO

[neat cypress]

i dont have a job

[zenith sparrow]

Dang

I can't bully someone that's unemployed

[neat cypress]

:3

[neat cypress]

its like the slurs for white people

it doesnt really work

[zenith sparrow]

I've been called some pretty creative ones but they were all funny

[vale cliff]

It does work

I think I like heartie

[zenith sparrow]

Heartie farty

[zenith sparrow]

Farty heartie

[vale cliff]

Upside down butt

[zenith sparrow]

Hehehe

[vale cliff]

Your suit is radiation

Hmm

I think I want a radiation suit now

[zenith sparrow]

quiet geiger counter clicking

[vale cliff]

Gives X of chip value, not +

Small chance to give cancer and end your run

[pearl flume]

M.O.A says: If the people around you makes you feel bad, there are nigh 8.5 billion people in the world who could offer potentially better companionship.

[zenith sparrow]

Bandit replies: There is also food. Food can't make you cry.

unless it's made terribly

[crystal vault]

🔴wruff :3

[zenith sparrow]

I agree

[pearl flume]

Wrong. Ghost pepper.

[zenith sparrow]

It makes the weak ones cry, yes

[south kraken]

Mewgenics has sold over 1 million copies
art by kidwhom on bluesky

[pearl flume]

keep doing 10 pulls

you'll get something good eventually

there's also the pity system

[proven totem]

well I know whta both taste like

-# or that gros michel appearntly tastes like what I've heard

I think gros michel is yummier

[turbid canopy]

Σ

calculate the sum.

-# 😭

[coral gyro]

How it feels to banana->cavendish
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1376498321874620558/jack_of_all_trades_master_of_all_those_trades.mp4?ex=6996dd76&is=69958bf6&hm=2ef1d63ae701936f684078b34af9687a2b341dd9d737e2b69d7b102cb84bca09&

[south kraken]

what calculationΣ

[zenith sparrow]

You're about a 10.

[zenith sparrow]

Vibes

[frail jolt]

rate the setup

[pale swallow]

Absolute balala

[carmine moss]

W alert

[pale swallow]

Thought that was hit the road

[somber kayak]

@supple furnace thought that this is probably off topic in that chat. but yeah my friend, whos the instumentalist for the metal "band". He plays the guitar, bass and drums. And my lazy ass is like "hey can you do things kind of thing" while humming out a melody that's like pretty hard apparently to play. I whip that guy around so much 🤣

[supple furnace]

Yeah mixing is a real challenge, especially in metal-type stuff i can imagine, making sure everything comes through as it needs to, i'm more into the Jazz/Rock stuff personally which is a bit different to mix

Lmao

[somber kayak]

oh yeah that's something I've learned the hard way, mixing metal is like the hardest things I've even tried to mix

[supple furnace]

I've always admired mixing and mastering, one of my favorite Albums is Steely Dan's Aja, it's mixed so incredibly well

[somber kayak]

so much bass that somehow needs to not overlap

[supple furnace]

Yeah pretty much

[somber kayak]

man i love jazz and rock as well. a lot of my own music is very rock inspired. And I've dabbled in jazzy stuff as well.

tho I've basically done everything except pop and dance music tbh

[supple furnace]

Yeahh i don't venture that direction either tbh

Its just much more interesting in the Rock/Jazz area 🤣

[somber kayak]

I have like another side project with that same instumental friend and our first album had like...funk, rock, hiphop-y type stuff, ambient-esc stuff and blues.

but in all cases is kind of a mix of genres, never really solidly in one genre. My brain just aint built for that.

[somber kayak]

do you release your music anywhere?

[supple furnace]

Ah not yet, i'm not good enough theory-wise to make my own stuff just yet, but i'm working on it slowly, it's a very very large world to step into and i really only started stepping into it seriously this past december

I've only really dabbled in it in the past, mostly as mechanical skill instead of actual knowledge, muscle memory and stuff

[somber kayak]

what do you mean theory-wise? I know pretty much nothing about theory and I've been releasing music for like...3-4 years?

released my first track on the first week of learning music

[supple furnace]

Well, my fundamentals also suck, currently learning the fretboard and triad shapes etc, plus I've got no way currently to record my stuff, but im looking at getting an interface down the line

[somber kayak]

aaah

well my recommendation is the Apollo solo. been serving me well and its just good quality.

[supple furnace]

I've got a friend also in the same boat and i think we're both pretty keen to form a band when we're both happy with where we are

Though finding a drummer... lol

[somber kayak]

yee. I usually just program drums for my own stuff.

[supple furnace]

I used to drum... back when i was like.. 8...

I've got a fairly good ear for rhythm i could probably do a good enough job but

[somber kayak]

oh crap I just looked at my first release and its 5 years ago? damn I'm getting old

man time flies after a certain age.

[supple furnace]

Unc

[somber kayak]

🧓

[supple furnace]

I think it's cuz you start doing the same thing over and over at a certain age so it all blurs together

[somber kayak]

yeah, not as much new stuff happens.

[supple furnace]

I've started taking efforts to track my habits, journal and remember at least one thing from each day

Tbh this year has felt slower than the last couple so far because of it i think

Living intentionally is good

[somber kayak]

man this year has been wild. so many good games and I've been just loving it.

[supple furnace]

Trying to unrot the brain hahaha

I'm waiting til next month for Sts2

Working on the mod in the meantime

[somber kayak]

oh its next month?!

man this year just keeps getting better

[supple furnace]

Yeah Early Access release next month sometime

It says early access even though its apparently going to be bigger than sts1 from the jump

[somber kayak]

damn

[supple furnace]

But they're gonna be including alternate act paths as time goes

Which will be awesome

[somber kayak]

On the subject of music. I'm trying to find the jazziest thing I've made.

I think this might be it, tho its a bit more funk than jazz I feel?

[supple furnace]

Love the title

Cant beat GroovyBeat.mp3

[somber kayak]

yeah its unreleased, and I have terrible naming when its not released

tho my naming in general is just like "the first thing that pops into mind"

[supple furnace]

Ill listen when i get a sec, im at work at the moment

[somber kayak]

yee

[mellow raven]

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[somber kayak]

but I'd recommend just messing around in a DAW, even with basic electronic instruments you can get some pretty cool tracks made.

I made my first few tracks with just stock plugins and they still sounds pretty cool (outside of the mixing which is less then optimal).

but yeah my unreleased music has the best names for sure, behold this unreleased album 🤣

[supple furnace]

I actually used to do that a bit

[somber kayak]

makes it real easy to find stuff 👿

[icy obsidian]

has anyone heard of menherarium? (the game on steam?)

[supple furnace]

Bet you i can find a scrap of some when i used to mess around in a daw

[somber kayak]

hmm 🤔

ooh here's another album where you can see the difference between songs that have names and ones that don't.

of cource "TwilightZone2Extended" is the name of the album

jk

[somber kayak]

hmm looks sus

[icy obsidian]

it is kinda sus lol

[somber kayak]

yeah kinda seems like it from the images XD

[supple furnace]

Knew i could find one lol

[somber kayak]

ooh very nice, lo-fi type beat.

[icy obsidian]

its pretty much balatro but with dice and a phsycotic waifu

[supple furnace]

It's from so long ago

[somber kayak]

could imagine some sweet rock guitar just serenading on top of that beat.

[somber kayak]

lmao

[supple furnace]

Yeah would be pretty nice

[somber kayak]

I mean rock guitar works with anything if you try hard enough 🤣

[supple furnace]

This is also true

[somber kayak]

like my first album uses guitar solos like a crutch.

[supple furnace]

I'm sure mine also will

[somber kayak]

its like everything is electronic, but then in the middle I slap a guitar solo. And it just works

thank god I have friends with actual talent, back then I had this friend from Armenia that was a savant when it came to badass solos. That dude was like "so what key is this in?" or some other similar stuff that could be useful to know, and my dumbass was there like "ehh...I don't know what that means bro"

[supple furnace]

Lmao

[somber kayak]

"I just make it by ear bro, figure it out"

[supple furnace]

Thats where theory comes in

[somber kayak]

yee

[fiery meadow]

So this hockey game

[somber kayak]

I mean i know a bit now, but still most of my production is by ear and intuition.

[supple furnace]

And it really helps knowing the key, being able to know positions to solo and stuff

[fiery meadow]

Can’t believe the swedes tied it up with 1:30 to go

40 seconds to go

Do or die time

[somber kayak]

yeah I really should study more so I could be more helpful when talking to other artists, coz nowadays I just hum the stuff and hope their ears are good enough to recognize what I want.

or I dissect my work and try to figure out the key afterwards.

[fiery meadow]

OT here we come

[somber kayak]

which of course isn't that easy when I very often play notes that are out of the key, since I like my melodies and chords to have some spice

[supple furnace]

Well the spice can be there, and keep the key, or the key can also change

Usually the spice comes through when adding 7ths, 9ths, 11ths and so on

The root usually stays in the key, helps keep it tied together

[proven totem]

Hai hello what you talking about about?

[fiery meadow]

Hockey

[proven totem]

Huh

[fiery meadow]

Quarterfinals

OT

for all the marbles

[somber kayak]

yeah. its not that hard (probably) when you know what you're looking for. but I just put on a highlighter in my DAW and see which of the notes match the key, and almost always its more of a "Ok this key matches with most of the notes I played."

[fiery meadow]

Olympics hockey

Whoever wins goes to semis

[somber kayak]

well me and @supple furnace are talking about music production

[proven totem]

Oooh nice!

What music genre do you like?

[somber kayak]

I'm that meme guy that "basically listens to everything" but for real. pretty much anything that isn't pop or generic dance music.

but for the most part I listen to rock.

[fiery meadow]

VICTORY!!!!!!!!

[supple furnace]

A lot of my listening time lately has been Steely Dan or the Chili Peppers

[somber kayak]

red hot chili peppers?

[fiery meadow]

Black Summer slaps

[supple furnace]

Depends what im feeling though, MF DOOM comes in a bit, Deftones, Quannnic, Superheaven etc

[somber kayak]

man of taste i see XD

[supple furnace]

I have so many playlists its not funny

[fiery meadow]

Chynuhssss on the dark side of the moooooooooon

[somber kayak]

oh you know whats even funnier, I have ONE playlist. and its an absolute mess.

[supple furnace]

Like a little bit of the eagles, dire straits

I theme my playlists so they fit vibe better

[somber kayak]

yeah I just skip a lot if I'm looking for a specific mood.

since its pretty much like:

• some ambient electronic stuff
• Tom Waits
• the entire OST of an anime from the 90's
• Eminem

just completely everything from the opposite sides of the music spectrum

[fiery meadow]

Shaboozy, post Malone and jelly roll Super Bowl when?

[supple furnace]

This is why i have so many playlists, so i dont have to skip 50 songs hahaha

[somber kayak]

but a track I've been obsessed with for the past few days is a track from a kickstarter trailer for Gun nose.

[somber kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1hXCDsCs08

[somber kayak]

this slaps so hard.

[mellow raven]

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[somber kayak]

literally been listening to it on repeat for days

[somber kayak]

like when the doctor asks you to bend down and cough

[mellow raven]

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[somber kayak]

ye

XD

[somber kayak]

Idk why, but I get like...hyper obsessed with a single track sometimes and listen to it a billion times.

like last time I got that was when I discovered Duran Duran's Invisible. I straight up listened to that track for 2 weeks straight, every day for hours.

still and absolute bop.

[fiery meadow]

His name is Gary

[tame juniper]

I thought Gary ran

[warm mountain]

id rather see paint dry

[fiery meadow]

Could be fun

[mellow raven]

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[somber kayak]

👋

[hollow eagle]

its confirmed, localthunk is a club

CLUBS FOREVER

[somber kayak]

what does that mean?

[digital slate]

This looks interesting https://store.steampowered.com/app/4038320/This_Aint_Even_Poker_Ya_Joker/

Steam

This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker

GROW YOUR HAND

Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

GO ON EXPEDITIONS…

Price

$4.79

Recommendations

1336

[hollow eagle]

look at my roles

[somber kayak]

ye i see the club.

but localthunk is a jimbo

[proven totem]

Thunk has the “club” role as well

[somber kayak]

oh i see

cool?

are there other suits as roles?

[tame juniper]

All 4

[somber kayak]

interesting

[hollow eagle]

you can have your free choice

but

i tell you

it would be wise not to pick spades

[somber kayak]

there we go

orange pfp so gotta go with diamond

[tame juniper]

The Moon is shining

[somber kayak]

also money

[tame juniper]

Thanks for the $1

[somber kayak]

💵

[hollow eagle]

you switched, welcome to the light side!

[tame juniper]

Insert Moon tarot joke here

[hollow eagle]

see your slowly recovering

[somber kayak]

why we hating spades?

[hollow eagle]

spades have been the enemy long before our time

[tame juniper]

Unless the hearts show up, in which case, the lines are Smeared

[somber kayak]

clubs chads vs spades chumps

[hollow eagle]

we are one in the face of larger danger

[hollow eagle]

dumbest club vs smartest spade

[uncut idol]

💲 💲 💲

[glossy fulcrum]

agito like jujutsu kaisen

[crystal vault]

🟣 i was too slow

[desert kite]

I love the new legendary joker 🥲

[rough dagger]

#⚙・modding-general

[restive hound]

tame impala is just one guy

[desert kite]

I'll pretend I didn't see that
The less I know the better

But then again I already know so I should just let it happen

[split acorn]

HOLY SHIT

[vagrant forge]

awesome dude

[gritty nest]

loaded

[split acorn]

YOU WEREN'T LYING

LMAOOO

[sullen portal]

insanely jealous

[neat cypress]

What the fuck is that

[gritty nest]

yeah that’s two cows

all the edible meat in two cows

[white flume]

oh

wow

[gritty nest]

yeah we have two freezers

[pearl flume]

I get the vibes that most of you here would be defeated by a freshly baked pie placed upon an open windowsill.

Please choose a videogame before clicking the black bar.

|| The characters in the game becomes sentient and aware of your control over them (without all the exestencial stuff), how would they react to your gameplay ?||

[dense salmon]

Is there a way to transfer my save from PC to mobile?

[neat cypress]

||cuphead. They are super pissed at me for being bad||

[mellow raven]

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[gritty nest]

hi

[delicate acorn]

Which one of these looks better

[zenith sparrow]

The bandit has awoken

Hello errbody

[ornate nebula]

||funky kong would be very disappointed in me||

[pale swallow]

bro deadass said mario kart wii

[zenith sparrow]

Fallout 4, they would call me morally ambiguous

[ornate nebula]

i fucking love mario kart wii

[icy obsidian]

Same

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

yawns loudly

[pale swallow]

anti-yawns

[dreamy lotus]

how could you

[pale swallow]

:3

[zenith sparrow]

Drama 🍿

[signal kraken]

where lbp1 and lbp2 😢 ????

[zenith sparrow]

Mashallah, brother

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

🍿

[runic merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989228558234828880/1473928793457430609/20260219_082608.jpg?ex=6997fea8&is=6996ad28&hm=26641eac546480d30453ed876372ae005f237472a359eefffaa28d0dd8953fe7&

oh no

if you dont know what this means it means i am turbo fucked

[zenith sparrow]

Unfortunately, I do know what this means.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

[runic merlin]

my ram is dying

[zenith sparrow]

IN THIS ECONOMY?!

[runic merlin]

YES

IM SAYINBG THE AMSE SHIT

LOOK AT HIW MUCH RAM COSTS

[zenith sparrow]

WHY DOES THAT PRICE HAVE AN EXPONENT ^

[icy obsidian]

Yikes.

[runic merlin]

its cents idk why its like that

alan we are so fucked

[zenith sparrow]

Scary currency

[runic merlin]

i gotta go somewhere hold on give me like 2 hours pray for my computer

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[zenith sparrow]

Best of luck, my friend. I'll watch the compooder

[icy obsidian]

Bro’s gonna start a genocide route

[icy obsidian]

Hi

[runic merlin]

im gonna overthrow openai (FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT SUPPORT OVERTHROWING ANY COMPANIES PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

ok i have to go bye

[icy obsidian]

Cya

[runic merlin]

tha k yo7

[broken rock]

How doing

[icy obsidian]

Ok wbu

[broken rock]

Im great

[unborn rock]

kris what the FUCK have you done?!

[zenith sparrow]

Ate the ram, I saw it happen

[stray topaz]

Fate strange fake is an absolute banger

😭

I read the LN and manga adaptation like 7 years ago, maybe longer

[zenith sparrow]

Yeehaw

[proven totem]

Good morning

[vale cliff]

Ig straight femboys and gay non-femboys don’t exist anymore 🙄

How antiwoke of you

[zenith sparrow]

No love for the bears, that's messed up

No cuddles for you

No waffles, neither

[split acorn]

strait?

like the bering strait?

[edgy trail]

hi

[zenith sparrow]

Now invert the colors

[runic merlin]

shhhhhhhhhh

[zenith sparrow]

No shush me, you shush

[neat cypress]

Straight femboys exist

And so do gay people who arent femboys

[zenith sparrow]

Need me a femboy Jester frfr

[neat cypress]

Need me a bisexual goth femboy furry frfr

[zenith sparrow]

Damn, that's almost like asking for a unicorn

May RNGesus tap into the heart of the cards for you

[neat cypress]

Thank you twin 🥹

[zenith sparrow]

I will use the power I have as a bear to attempt and summon one for you

[neat cypress]

I call bullshit on this btw. They put young link in pegi-16 even though young link was only in ocarina of time and majoras mask. Adult link from ocarina of time is in a pegi-16 game. Adult link. Not young link.

[neat cypress]

You’re the goat twin

Even tho you are a clubber

Naaa you’re cool

Clubba

[neat cypress]

Yeah people actually did that it would break them and let them get money or something

[vale cliff]

THIEF

[neat cypress]

I didnt see that

I ignore you

[zenith sparrow]

Always us clubs getting the short end of the stick

Smh, and I tried to get you a big booty femboy baddie

[vale cliff]

I’m satisfied with just a boy

[storm condor]

We ALL want this, chat

[north surge]

[storm condor]

🍎

[zenith sparrow]

"Hey, apple! Apple!"

[storm condor]

y'all know apple & onion?

[zenith sparrow]

We go jim

[zenith sparrow]

From zyzz compilations, yeah

[storm condor]

i remember watching that show, and shit felt like a fever dream

it had Roger Craig Smith for a background character once

[zenith sparrow]

We go jim 💪

That reminds me, it's time for bicep curls

[neat cypress]

FUCK YEAH

Best show oat

[storm condor]

you just keep getting more goated day by day ❤️‍🩹

[neat cypress]

Im just that cool twin

[neat cypress]

I should finish my manga

[storm condor]

the wiener one?

[neat cypress]

Duh

[storm condor]

fuh yeah twin

[neat cypress]

Without context ❤️

[storm condor]

featuring: the 9 year old girl in the wiener manga

[neat cypress]

NO

[zenith sparrow]

The what

[neat cypress]

NO NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT

GUYS ITS NOT LIKE THAT

[zenith sparrow]

🚔

[storm condor]

LOCK HER UP

@m0ds

[zenith sparrow]

Cuff her to the bars!

[neat cypress]

Wahhh

[proven totem]

CALLED ME OUT BRO 😭

[storm condor]

fym tomorrow 💔

[storm condor]

i usually do the shifting my weight onto one leg thingy

[zenith sparrow]

Tomorrow, duh

I got plans today

Lots of femboys to interview

[proven totem]

🤔

[neat cypress]

Thank you ❤️

[proven totem]

I SAW THAT RICE 😭

[storm condor]

damnit, i forgot there's no stickers

[neat cypress]

I did not

[zenith sparrow]

Eedyot

[neat cypress]

Send again :3

[proven totem]

it was someone pointing at themself

[neat cypress]

Me?

[zenith sparrow]

So, who wanted the noon position?

[proven totem]

whuh?

[storm condor]

me

[zenith sparrow]

Alright, your interview is at noon..

[proven totem]

what timezone? 😭

[storm condor]

timezones bro

[zenith sparrow]

And I got one more interview at 8pm CST, 1-on-1

21+ only, I'm afraid

[proven totem]

rice...

nooooo

[storm condor]

awwwww

[neat cypress]

What are the interviews for?

[zenith sparrow]

Femboy stuff

[proven totem]

being a femboy idk 🤷

[neat cypress]

For me?

[zenith sparrow]

Uh.. yeah, sure

[neat cypress]

:3

[storm condor]

my friend asked me how much he'd have to pay me to wear thighs highs and a tail one time.

[zenith sparrow]

I gotta get to know them before I can pass them onto you

[neat cypress]

Negative 5 dollars

[neat cypress]

Why 21+

[storm condor]

literally only reason i rejected was cause of the thigh highs material

[zenith sparrow]

Legal drinking age in the US

[neat cypress]

I dont live there

Also why do they need to be legal drinking age lol

[zenith sparrow]

I'm gonna ship them off to you, don't worry about it

[neat cypress]

Oh yay

[proven totem]

ill do it for free if im not paying for them /j

[storm condor]

i offered to pay for it 😭

[proven totem]

lol

[zenith sparrow]

Because they gotta beat me in a drinking contest

[neat cypress]

Ooo

[neat cypress]

Btw i am a minor and if they’re 21+ they will get arrested

But like

Who cares 🙄

[zenith sparrow]

No femboys for you

[neat cypress]

NO IM SORRY

[proven totem]

I 100% couldnt get that even if I wanted to

[storm condor]

yeah... imagine being a minor

[proven totem]

all 3 of us are 😭

[zenith sparrow]

I'm now uncomfortable

[proven totem]

hi "now uncomfortable"
I'm gud

[proven totem]

😭

uhh how about we talk about smth else

[neat cypress]

Ok

[storm condor]

Oooooooo, pubescent teenagers, ooooooo

👻

[neat cypress]

Ok no that is genuinely terrifying

[proven totem]

balala. balala. balala.
It's not summoned john balala :(

idk what Im saying I cant start conversations

gimme smth to talk about

[vale cliff]

I’m an adult 👍

[proven totem]

you are 👍

[storm condor]

an adultier adult has arrived

[zenith sparrow]

Hold me, please. I'm scared

[vale cliff]

I’m the adultiest adult

[storm condor]

and then we all jumped him

[proven totem]

no

I dont wanna

[vale cliff]

shhh

headpats

[storm condor]

👀

[zenith sparrow]

I am a grown man, 5'6 and 200 lbs, intimidated by the current group

What has my life come to

Ooh, alcohol

[storm condor]

damn i lowkey tower over you

not in weight tho, i'm underweight

[zenith sparrow]

I can carry 175 pounds on one shoulder

[vale cliff]

Hot

[zenith sparrow]

Dadbod type shi

[storm condor]

what they said

[proven totem]

If 175 pounds of weight was on me, that means Im dead

oh wait nvm

I wouldnt die instantly

[storm condor]

79kgs btw gang

[proven totem]

enough time ffor me to say "ow" then I'd die

[storm condor]

that's 175 lbs

[proven totem]

I had to convert it for me to understand

[storm condor]

curse the imperial system

[zenith sparrow]

On my back, I can carry about 300+ lbs, 150+ kilo

[storm condor]

[zenith sparrow]

I have strong legs and thighs

[storm condor]

i'm like 5'10, 5'11, and i can carry

a bag

[zenith sparrow]

This is good

[proven totem]

Im just noticing, this is discord and not tinder 🤔

Im going to just leave

[zenith sparrow]

I'm sorry

[vale cliff]

Pardon

[zenith sparrow]

Confusion and concern

[zenith sparrow]

Me rn

[vale cliff]

Wait, actually, I’m the exact same age as you

[zenith sparrow]

You're 23?

[vale cliff]

I read 21+ and assumed 21

Dumbass

[zenith sparrow]

Oy vey

[vale cliff]

Thanks for taking on the unc title for me

[zenith sparrow]

Uh-huh.

[north surge]

[zenith sparrow]

What do you meeeeaaan

[zenith sparrow]

The bone xylophone goes hard, okay?

[north surge]

You're bones

[vale cliff]

How do they even have old enough music to put people there?

[vale cliff]

I’ll make bones out of you

[zenith sparrow]

Dang

[north surge]

112 pounds, already bones

[neat cypress]

Tall wtf

[vale cliff]

Not enough if you’re still talking

[storm condor]

i lowkey might be taller since last time i measured was like, 8 months ago

[north surge]

My egyptian cricket is speaking for me

[vale cliff]

Waaaaait

I see why you love milk so much now

[neat cypress]

Same

I know im taller

I have a huge fear of getting taller my ideal height is like 4’10 or something i wanna be small and cute

[storm condor]

god, amen sister

[neat cypress]

And for some reason people get so pissed at me when i say i dont wanna get tall

[storm condor]

i lowkey wanna be small sometimes, then i realise i tower over every year 9

[neat cypress]

Like my family is always like “omg you’re getting taller :33” and i say “i dont want to be tall” and they get so annoyed

[zenith sparrow]

Clacium

[storm condor]

that's an odd thing to get annoyed over

[neat cypress]

Not even annoyed its like

Mad

They act like im supposed to want to be tall

[north surge]

[runic merlin]

the worsr part about this is that i wont be able to play balatro and listen to linkin park at the same time

[neat cypress]

Like i will ALWAYS get “why not? Being tall is awesome you’ll love it” and if i said “no i want to be short” “no you dont why do you want to be short”

[zenith sparrow]

Crawling in my skinnnnn

[neat cypress]

Im not telling my grandpa its because i wanna date someone much taller who will dominate me and thats easier when im short like c’mon

[runic merlin]

these wounds they will not heal

fear is how i fall

confusing what is real

[storm condor]

Surely gramps will understand ❤️‍🩹

[neat cypress]

Y’know what

[neat cypress]

If i had the courage next time i’d just say “because im a girl and i wanna date someone tall, which is easier if im short”

[north surge]

Just go to a chiropractor and tell him to mess you up. You will either be shorter, or something else entirely

[neat cypress]

Hell yeah

[storm condor]

hello everybody my name is welcome

[zenith sparrow]

Sending this to my wife

Absolute spinal annihilation

[neat cypress]

I just saw it?

[zenith sparrow]

No.

[storm condor]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[neat cypress]

THAT IS NOT THE THUMBNAIL

[storm condor]

KYLE, IT'S ALL GONE

THEY TOOK EVERYTHING

KYLE

KYLEEEE

[vale cliff]

Who are these people?

[storm condor]

The mark applier

[north surge]

Unfortunate

[runic merlin]

market applier

[north surge]

Pliers

[vale cliff]

I was thrown off by the username

I thought it was the cat from isaac

[north surge]

Mark

Latvia mentioned

[neat cypress]

Nvm

[north surge]

Isn't average height for not males in the Us like 5"3 or something like that

Maybe 5'2

Might be mixing it up

[neat cypress]

“Females”

[north surge]

[neat cypress]

Mleh :Þ

[north surge]

Blep

[vale cliff]

What exactly does not males entail?

[north surge]

Portuguese

[neat cypress]

I think it’s because i made fun of her for saying females

[zenith sparrow]

Rain :)

[zenith sparrow]

♾️ °

[neat cypress]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vagrant forge]

Ban

[neat cypress]

You were already here right?

That was so fast

[zenith sparrow]

Jesus

[neat cypress]

Frame 1

[zenith sparrow]

5 points to Gryffindor

[neat cypress]

Lolhappy best mod fr

[north surge]

Seven deadly frames

[zenith sparrow]

Give that mod their gold seal

[zenith sparrow]

Toby

[neat cypress]

The best screenshot in the west

[zenith sparrow]

Toby why

[zenith sparrow]

Me fr

[vale cliff]

If I was the author/dev of a successful story/game, I’d definitely be tossing out WoG like this just to troll fans

[dense salmon]

I accidentally bought balatro on my phone is this a sign to start gambling?

[neat cypress]

tf you mean

how do you accidentally buy a game

[vale cliff]

Yes

Son’s surgery money on black

[zenith sparrow]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[hollow eagle]

DUH DUH DUH DUH

AW DANGIT

[hidden jetty]

https://youtu.be/xvY_5XLVtj4 #🎙・server-chat message

[astral scroll]

Did tobias radiaton fox really say this?

[neat cypress]

probably not

you're literally Tenna you should know twin

[astral scroll]

Good

I freaking hate krusie

[neat cypress]

only good ships are suselle, spamtenna, and best of all, kerdly

[astral scroll]

Yes

[dull gorge]

true love triangle

[astral scroll]

Exept for kerdly i like kralsei more

[dull gorge]

suselle is just canon there's not much there

[neat cypress]

well

they aren't dating

so

no it isn't

[neat cypress]

kris and berdly will have an exessive make out scene in chapter 5

[astral scroll]

Noelle forgot to include kris cus she was distracted with susie TWICE

Idk man

[dull gorge]

does this mean they're gonna date in chapter 5 releasing tomorrow

[astral scroll]

Deltarune in 2 seconds

Screw „tomorrow“

[neat cypress]

I mean yeah Noelle does like Susie

but that doesn't mean Susie likes Noelle or that they're dating

DONT GET ME WRONG

I do believe that they will get together

but im saying at the moment suselle isn't canon

[astral scroll]

Toby would NEVER pass on an opportunity for a lesbian couple

[dull gorge]

they did kinda date ish in chap 4

[astral scroll]

Undyne and alphys never needed to exist but it did and i love it

[neat cypress]

homophonic toriel

[astral scroll]

The real reason why she divorced asgore is cus he slept with rudy

Trust

[dull gorge]

in chapter 5 rudy awakens from his thousand year slumber and brings the roaring to the light world

releasing 4 minutes ago

[astral scroll]

What if the knight has a bad day and just makes like 90 dark fountains in one spot

[dull gorge]

"this foolish cashier didn't give me my 2 cents back, eat 2421 dark fountains"

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

100% every game you play before being able to play a new game.

Or

Only be able to play your the game in your inventory with the least amount of playtime.

[neat cypress]

neither

[astral scroll]

If id choose the second one id have to play csgo and hell NO i aint doing that

And im a completionist anyway so the first one seems very safe

[south kraken]

mike,use this as a reaction image

[astral scroll]

Oh i didnt know you can send pics in this chanel

[south kraken]

the more you know

[south kraken]

mike, censor this thing

[astral scroll]

Mike, jerk his 4 weewees a little

[south kraken]

it upset me

[runic merlin]

@astral scroll tenna fix my computer tenna

tenna my computer is about to perish tenna

[zenith sparrow]

👀

[runic merlin]

tenna please

[astral scroll]

What

What do i do

Im scared

[runic merlin]

please tenna i need this

[zenith sparrow]

Kiss the computer

[runic merlin]

my ram is kinda homeless

i live with my swap space i wanna help it out

[astral scroll]

Hey kriss computer pla dont perish

Idk ive done all i can do

[runic merlin]

i dont feel so well

i will perish

[dull gorge]

tenna what have you done

[astral scroll]

Wait before you die kris

[zenith sparrow]

Zoom

[astral scroll]

When is chapter 5 releasing????

[south kraken]

wait for the machines to perish

[dull gorge]

why did you munch on their ram

[astral scroll]

DAMN IT THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD!!!

Im so sorry chat

I couldnt save them

[zenith sparrow]

I call his chair

[south kraken]

mike, cast Testicular torsion

[dull gorge]

WHERES YOUR REVIVEMINTS TENNA

[south kraken]

the vb

[astral scroll]

Damn thats fire

I also have some deltarune drawings

[runic merlin]

thats crazy this is my hyper realistic art of queen from deltarune

[astral scroll]

Wow so detailed

[runic merlin]

i know right

[astral scroll]

What happend to the touchpad

[runic merlin]

iunno

that just happened one day

[astral scroll]

Why did you physically abuse queen

Preposterous

[runic merlin]

you know too much

[astral scroll]

Kris slimed me

[surreal valley]

The vampire survivors balatro dlc is the best thing since sliced balatro

[crude plinth]

Symbiotic Relationship.

[crude plinth]

What about there being two ant tennas and two toriels?

[astral scroll]

Nono its purely parasitic

Spamton is a parasite

[surreal valley]

Friends (with benefits) of Jimbo

[bold pumice]

Guys i got a 1 in 12 octillion chance of passing a exam and I passed it without any studying. Do i gamble now?

[surreal valley]

Always gamble

You can't win big if you don't gamble

[bold pumice]

The options were multiple choice so I did indeed gamble for it

11243 method works the best

[zenith sparrow]

I saw drawing so I found one I made

[winter smelt]

uh

did i just see jimbo

[unborn rock]

Yea they would do that

[unborn rock]

Is this that shitty my house clone

[inner dome]

Holy shit was that Anthony Television

[winter smelt]

thats "myhouse.rbxm"

[astral scroll]

Yes

It tv time

Type shi

[unborn rock]

Yes that shitty my house.wad clone

[winter smelt]

yea it said something its like myhouse.wad but less centralised around horror

also i saw balatro music similar on the pc

it said maxilatro or smth

[astral scroll]

My beautiful husband

[inner dome]

How many times have you been pregnant tenna

[astral scroll]

Ive lost count

Its in the triple digits for sure

[inner dome]

If you love spamton so much, why don't you marry him

[astral scroll]

Image friend would slime me probably

[inner dome]

Wonderful search

[inner dome]

He's shaped like a friend

[tiny laurel]

balatro if it was good lowkey

[stray topaz]

Was it good?

I watched rarran play it and it was not bad to me

[tiny laurel]

yes

[mellow raven]

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[tame herald]

.

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

Wow okay

I lied about the autograph

I dont have a pen

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

Is this good enough

[mellow raven]

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[runic merlin]

ive stolen a ram stick from my dads pc tommorow im gonna switch it in my main pc pray for me

[runic merlin]

i have ram OH NO

guys this is incredibly valuable i gotta hide it from openai

[lunar salmon]

KRIS

[dull gorge]

JUMP THEM THEY HAVE RAM

[runic merlin]

NO

SPARE ME

[dull gorge]

FOR THE PEOPLE

[runic merlin]

PLEASE

I NEED A WORKING PC

[lunar salmon]

kris what is with you and a broken pc

i think mayhaps you should buy a new one thats just me tho

[runic merlin]

no

[lunar salmon]

ok fair enough

[astral scroll]

That is such a kris thing to say

[runic merlin]

good

im glad i sound like myself

[runic merlin]

i wanna fix my own pc

cuz im smart with computers

[astral scroll]

Just hit it with a wrench a few times thatll work

And if not youre not doing it hard enough

[runic merlin]

this is true

[fleet rapids]

Looks like potato salad

[lunar salmon]

tyler the creator mentioned

[astral scroll]

Youre not gonna believe this someone said dont tap the glass in server chat

[lunar salmon]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stray topaz]

Playing the defect in act 1 is torture ngl

Especially when facing against nub

[astral scroll]

What game are we talking about here

[stray topaz]

Slay the spire

The defect is like the worst in act 1

Because nub exists

[astral scroll]

Yea im not familiar with that one

[stray topaz]

He is worse than silent

[astral scroll]

I agree with what you say even tho idk what any of it means

[north surge]

In simple terms, he's Portuguese?

[fiery meadow]

To the moon? Shoot the moon? Supernova? Constellation? Space? Which one is it?!?!?!?!?

[modern bluff]

OH SHIT

THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY

DEFECT WHAT??

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

sure thing man

ill even do it in aseprite cus thats my closest drawing source rn

[mellow raven]

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[dense salmon]

What's the point of the credit card joker?

[astral scroll]

thanks for telling me their name

[bleak lichen]

Been wondering if i should wait on sts2 or give mewgenics a try

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

may i see what they thought

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Tenna can I also have an autograph pls

[astral scroll]

alright

[lunar salmon]

YAYYYY!!!

You’re totally not my best friend and we’re so strangers and I want autograph

[astral scroll]

ima dm it to you

for no reason

[lunar salmon]

Oh yeah tomato man

Guys this is gonna be epic

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Real

On skib

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Hey it’s MY thing!!!

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

yes ✅

[lunar salmon]

STOP

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

STOOOOOPP FIGHTIIIIIIIIINGGG!!!!!!!

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

Now give jayce a hug and say youre sorry

[lunar salmon]

NO DOMT TOYCH ME

only Tenna can….

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

okay nevermind dont hug jayce

hes autistic

[lunar salmon]

My autograph was way better than yours

Get NERD

[lunar salmon]

HEY

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

holy shi joker is that balalala refrence

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

balls

[astral scroll]

i like the emojis in this server

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Silly little guy

[lunar salmon]

No me

I’m homophobic

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

okay in wha situation would anyone ever need a planet x emoji

[lunar salmon]

Why can’t I send stickers

Stop

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

We are the jokerlings please feed us

[astral scroll]

put the blueprint first so it copys jimbo smh

its like youve never even played balatro noob

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

[lunar salmon]

Næh

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

STOP

I’m the best player

[lunar salmon]

NO STOP

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

IM JUST

soooo

Good

[astral scroll]

THUUUNKK!!!!!! BAN JAYCE AND FUCKING KILL HIM!!!!

[lunar salmon]

NO

FICK

NO

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

NOOOOO PLSSSSS NOOOOOOOOO

[astral scroll]

no stopi was joking

we love jayce

[lunar salmon]

Guys this is all a misunderstanding

I love Jayce talis too

[icy obsidian]

I dare you

[lunar salmon]

STOP

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

NO

[icy obsidian]

Yes

[lunar salmon]

Stop!!!!!

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Back listed

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Yeah

[astral scroll]

yes

its the skibidi toilet guy

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

Skib

!!!

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

yk

the lancer fan club

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

its the ace of spades from the hit indie game balallalator

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

knew balatro joker: all played aces have a 1 in 2 chance to play a cartoon splat noise and do nothing else

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

ya

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

yea

get decieved

you thought it was an emote muhahahaha

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

NO STOP

IM SCARED

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

why did you think it was a gif

its not moving

[mellow raven]

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[astral scroll]

do i know?

[mellow raven]

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[lunar salmon]

SPAMTON

SPAMTON

IMG

I LOVE SPAMTON

YES

[astral scroll]

jayce loves spamton btw

did you nose

[lunar salmon]

OMG

SOAMTON

I HAVE 2 ROLBOX AVATARS OF HIM!