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sharp cliff
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shhh

glad oriole
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i knew

rare yew
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there is also a screen-wide shader that changes the colours quite a bit

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and I made the pixel art with that in mind

sharp cliff
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also wtf happened to trading card black
it's barely lighter for no reason

glad oriole
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do you mean that shader that can be disabled in the settings

rare yew
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the palette for the jokers by themselves is washed out and bad without the filter

rare yew
raven ice
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localthunk can i have a custom role

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cuz im like

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the horse

glad oriole
raven ice
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person

sharp cliff
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it's darkened ingame

glad oriole
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cool

sharp cliff
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putting that in my #4f6367 status

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hollup

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there

rare yew
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it's not darkened, the contrast is turned up

sharp cliff
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well

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it's darkened a lil

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it does look darker functionally

raven ice
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wow im not getting canned

glad oriole
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wwhy are you arguing this with the literal game dev

raven ice
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no way

sharp cliff
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womp womp

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ok but how did a horse mention slip under the radar

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that's crazy

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horsie literally said horse

amber rune
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I’m back whered everyone go

glad oriole
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meow

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sorry

amber rune
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Its just thunk and this dude

sharp cliff
glad oriole
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"this "dude"" cries and dies

amber rune
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And the femboy thats also a girl

sharp cliff
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reffering to me

amber rune
stoic lagoon
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I'm still here

glad oriole
rare yew
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    rgb_result -= vec3(0.55 - 0.02*(artifact_amplifier - 1. - crt_amout_adjusted*bloom_fac*0.7));
    rgb_result = rgb_result*(1.0 + 0.14 + crt_amout_adjusted*(0.012 - bloom_fac*0.12));
    rgb_result += vec3(0.5);
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whatever this does

amber rune
glad oriole
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i am a boy boy boy boy its in my bio four times

sharp cliff
rare yew
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that was years ago

sharp cliff
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ok what does this mean

stoic lagoon
raven ice
amber rune
rare yew
sharp cliff
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+1 +0.14 is so funny

raven ice
quaint apex
glad oriole
sharp cliff
strong prairie
rare yew
quaint apex
rare yew
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just machines

stoic lagoon
amber rune
raven ice
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ive been frying my brain trying to learn 4 coding languages 2 talking languages brail and morse but i already mostly know morse

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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also localthunk profile has some anti aliasing so it's officially on the table for spriting

glad oriole
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pow haha

sharp cliff
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just realizing

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i think it's actually flash card head but whatever

glad oriole
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were people not allowed to do that before

sharp cliff
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i was once a style purist

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now i use dithering

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and other things

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shame dithering is just in tarots tho

rare yew
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there's no AA in that sprite

sharp cliff
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the makeup

quaint apex
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I hate AA

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SO MUCH

sharp cliff
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calm down

rare yew
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I mean that was manual

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is AA manual

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can it be

sharp cliff
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yes

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it is???

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at least in pixel art

raven ice
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you guys are selling

stoic lagoon
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AA batteries

raven ice
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no cans

quaint apex
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Also

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I'm making a game in Scratch

sharp cliff
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i use AA so uh
it has to be

quaint apex
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And it's somehow going well

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I have how I'm going to publish down

prime jay
# rare yew can it be

yeah, it's just an art technique. you can antialias manually, it helps to blend shading and stuff

sharp cliff
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i like to use it in face sculpting

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for all my jesters and fools

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you can pack a lot more detail in

rare yew
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poll_question_text

How tall would you rather be

victor_answer_votes

9

total_votes

16

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

5’0”

jovial parrot
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Man I've got a really improvised dinner doing tonight
Ramen noodles with mushrooms and pre-cooked chicken

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Feels like something out of Breath of the Wild

sharp cliff
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wake up in the morning KNOWING i'm eating ramen

upper solstice
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Realest thing said jn this server btw

sharp cliff
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actually today i had instant udon

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but uh

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it's just thicker ramen tbh

jovial parrot
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Wait they make instant udon?

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I would love to try that

sharp cliff
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ye

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it's good

rigid night
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Tried lomo saltado tonight. Shit was AMAZING

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There's a restaurant run by an elderly Peruvian couple about 5 minutes from my house and my dad and I are semi-regulars

stoic lagoon
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Buldak noodles are my absolute favorite

sharp cliff
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so we're talking about noodles now

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well well well

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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this is my expertise

rigid night
stoic lagoon
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I love this server

sharp cliff
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i had 7 ramen cups in one lunch last week

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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(School is such a sucker on ramen day)

rigid night
sharp cliff
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i stack them like a trophy

stoic lagoon
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The spirit of high blood pressure is weak with this one

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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soy sause

stoic lagoon
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Sause

sharp cliff
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egg i honestly dislike in ramen

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idk

stoic lagoon
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I said that in my head with a Swedish accent

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Sause

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Hehehehe

sharp cliff
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egg is better omelete or scrambled

raven ice
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hes

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yes

stoic lagoon
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Obliterated

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Flawless canning, lads

sharp cliff
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whenever i go to make an omelette and i crack the yolk it becomes scrambled

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oh well i guess i'm making scrambled eggs now

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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oh shit

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i'm thinking about baked egg

stoic lagoon
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Souflé headahh

sharp cliff
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whenever i go to make baked egg and i crack the yolk

stoic lagoon
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You mean fried egg?

sharp cliff
sharp cliff
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baked

stoic lagoon
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Like, with oil and a pan

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FRY THE DAMN EGG

sharp cliff
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god i cannot find images

sharp cliff
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why can i not find an image

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you butter a cup like dish
then put 2-3 yolks in with whites

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bake 5 min

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top with cheese

stoic lagoon
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Because that is not natural

sharp cliff
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well

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maybe i'm not natural

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there

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i said it

raven ice
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can

glad oriole
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its just not natural

sharp cliff
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horse because you said can

glad oriole
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maow

sharp cliff
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can because you are horse

raven ice
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yes

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you are learning well

sharp cliff
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kung fu montage

bronze cape
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how hungry...

raven ice
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mmm chip

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chip is fish right

stoic lagoon
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I can microwave eggs and have them come out soft and fluffy

sharp cliff
raven ice
sharp cliff
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i am going to have a horse induced attack (panic) another time

sharp cliff
stoic lagoon
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Dang

raven ice
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what

sharp cliff
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not actually true
i can not keep getting away with oddly worded scentences that contain a word split between two words

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(i can)

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apparently

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no?

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@raven ice and @stoic lagoon you are both novices

raven ice
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what

sharp cliff
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you see not the hidden can right before your eyes

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fool s

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you're all fools

raven ice
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couldnt all no?

sharp cliff
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(panic) another

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c) an

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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can

raven ice
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you failed

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didnt can me

sharp cliff
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god gimme a second

raven ice
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nvm you saw the trick

sharp cliff
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i did

raven ice
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missing one

sharp cliff
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for i have become the master

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I GET IT

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it takes me a bit

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i have to type c for it to come up

raven ice
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still missing one

sharp cliff
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mb

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i see i have one rarely seen, empty

raven ice
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tell me a dad joke

sharp cliff
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🧠

sharp cliff
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missed one

raven ice
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shere

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whwre

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wherw

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fuck

sharp cliff
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have one rarely seen, empty

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waiy

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that's honse

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lmao

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close enough

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my mistake

stoic lagoon
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You two are dorks

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I like you

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Horse

raven ice
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thanj you

sharp cliff
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makes lese sense but whatever

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WAIT

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i have a genius

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idea

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in of my mind palace, despite the weights pulling me down, i** **lift up the anchors

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this is the pinicle of horse tech

pearl osprey
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year of the 🐴

prisma zealot
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I just had my first very good balatro run which is pretty cool

sharp cliff
pearl osprey
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Fire horse apparently

pearl osprey
sharp cliff
prisma zealot
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I turned most of my deck into glass cards and literally only one broke the whole run, I had to have used at least 50

sharp cliff
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it's a cycle of fire water earth wood metal

pearl osprey
prisma zealot
sharp cliff
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so 12 consecutive years are fire

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it's not special

prisma zealot
pearl osprey
prisma zealot
pearl osprey
sweet herald
sharp cliff
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last year was fire dragon

sharp cliff
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please

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it is my proudest work

stoic lagoon
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Woo, this is my year

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2002 Horse year, let's go

sweet herald
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I would if I didn’t have a flight show up in 5 minutes I apologize

thorn spire
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🐎

pearl osprey
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whoops

sharp cliff
pearl osprey
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there we go

sharp cliff
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everything i know is a lie

pearl osprey
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Wood Snake

stoic lagoon
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Hehhe

sharp cliff
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GOD DAMMIT

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it does cycle

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also i was mistaking last year for dragon

pearl osprey
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Fire dragon:
Jan 31 1976 – Feb 17 1977 Jan 28 2036 – Feb 14 2037 Dragon Yang Fire 丙 辰

sharp cliff
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that was snake

pearl osprey
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last one 1977, next one 2037

sharp cliff
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i was wrong actually

stoic lagoon
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Water Horse gang

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Can me

sharp cliff
stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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i am so for this channel becoming full of horse ciphers

stoic lagoon
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The day walkers aren't ready for that

sharp cliff
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channel

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wait i know some morse code

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.... ... --- ... .

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horse code

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mmhmhmmhm

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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so inteligent

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i don't know c tho

stoic lagoon
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I'm going back to watching conspiracy theories at work now

sharp cliff
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i do now

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-.-. .- -.

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can is such funny morse code

rigid night
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486F727365

stoic lagoon
sharp cliff
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is this like a hex cipher

stoic lagoon
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No magic

sharp cliff
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you should be able to solve with bare hands

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and the internet

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but no internet tools

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just knowledge

stoic lagoon
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Then use sign language

sharp cliff
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mans

stoic lagoon
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Bare hands

sharp cliff
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hotel oscar romeo seattle echo

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charlie alpha november

rigid night
sharp cliff
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do you know the horse can rule

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horses get cans

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cans get horses

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cans get horses is a fanmade rule but localthunk is the enstator of horses get cans

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people named horse

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horse adjacent words

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implied horse

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and same goes for can

stoic lagoon
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Beetle

sharp cliff
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pause

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what is this

stoic lagoon
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Mmm alien conspiracy theories

sharp cliff
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wait horse based math

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nah

stoic lagoon
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Math gets wheel of fortune because RNGesus

sharp cliff
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actually

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i CAN

raven ice
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no

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i make the rules

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im the canpion

sharp cliff
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i was away making horse math

light beacon
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🥫

stoic lagoon
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Frozen burrito

sharp cliff
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horse math

sharp cliff
white turret
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Hi

sharp cliff
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this is NOT horse react

stoic lagoon
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Guys, I'm gonna say a funny word

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" "

autumn shell
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Wtf

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I got banned from a Balatro competition server for what I believe to be no good reason

unique glade
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elaborate and we will judge you

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life or death

stoic lagoon
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I will play comp balala with you

autumn shell
unique glade
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death

autumn shell
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And the last thing I posted was a practice where I got e23

stoic lagoon
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You scored too good

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They were all salty

autumn shell
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On painted deck

jovial parrot
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Reply to this message with a can if you eat babies

stoic lagoon
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Googoo balala

jovial parrot
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Reply to this message with a can if you support homeless people living on the streets

stoic lagoon
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Streets live in the homeless

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Which reminds me, I need to put a bed cap on my truck

compact stump
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<@&1133519078540185692> they in every channel 😭

stoic lagoon
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I couldn't ping that role smh

compact stump
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it looks like you don’t

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but u do

stoic lagoon
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I tried, nothing came up

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O

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Sneeki

raven ice
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when is there going to be mod forms

limpid tree
compact stump
raven ice
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i wanna be a mod

limpid tree
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which meaning?

compact stump
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tomorrow

raven ice
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im pretty much the jesus christ of this channel

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i got rid of slowmode

stoic lagoon
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Calm down, canpion

raven ice
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^

stoic lagoon
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Out of curiosity, I did take a peek at the server

compact stump
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it’s getting into their head

stoic lagoon
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Virus central in there

raven ice
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yea id bet

compact stump
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/j.

raven ice
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thats what they all say

supple inlet
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played the best seed i ever played

stoic lagoon
raven ice
supple inlet
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brainstorm first shop, photochad next shop, got a blueprint out of a judgement and then got trib and perkeo randomly

raven ice
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where are my cans btw?

stoic lagoon
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Too lazy rn

raven ice
supple inlet
raven ice
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thats a lot

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show your stats

compact stump
raven ice
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ig bro

supple inlet
raven ice
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yea

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send both

stoic lagoon
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👀

timber sierra
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i love to eat crystals

stoic lagoon
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Crumch

maiden basalt
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balaro

brave bluff
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hopefully my dang balatro deck arrives soon

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jesus dhl takes forever

stoic lagoon
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Oof, dhl

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The weather here sure is lovely

stoic lagoon
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🎶 You're outta touch, I'm outta time

But I'm outta my mind when you're not around 🎶

zinc forge
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there's a slowmode??

leaden herald
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I finally naninf on mobile

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My phone is overheating like crazy

stoic lagoon
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We misbehaved

zinc forge
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I dont have a slowmode

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lmao

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weird

raven ice
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there was

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guess who changed that

visual basin
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why u2 itvrwainijjg

stoic lagoon
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Because rain

raven ice
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no

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bro holy shit i need to sleep

raven ice
stoic lagoon
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Be not afraid of moisture

raven ice
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what about mr fun

stoic lagoon
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Chat was rolling too fast for thunkypoo

raven ice
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oh

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ima change my name

stoic lagoon
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Also too many bad jokes

raven ice
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awh

sacred cloud
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djejej

daring thorn
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hi all

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i dont have luck gettin perkeo

lethal wedge
raven ice
stoic lagoon
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Yeehaw

spark atlas
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I realised I wasn't clear enough, I meant after 1.1*

flint copper
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I think he means he doesn’t want to say

lethal niche
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Besides it best to leave him to his craft at his own pace without everyone asking.

Balatro is the only game I keep on my phone and I'm greatful for just the base game existing. I need those 5 minute daily distractions. blueprint

visual basin
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all of the night, i am chasin' rats

stoic lagoon
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You caught any?

visual basin
stoic lagoon
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Share Tzatziki and Pita and have good tiem

nova badge
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will completionst+ and completionst++ be harder after 1.1?

brazen briar
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Wait is that marketable plushie me

verbal bison
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Do u guys like balatro

brazen briar
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Of course bro

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Thats why we are on the discord

verbal bison
brazen briar
verbal bison
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Balala ‼️

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UGH I ALWAYS FORGET U CANT SEND STICKERS OR GIFS

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Its litterally my love language

brazen briar
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We are on discord for funny balala jonkler

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Game

verbal bison
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Heh, i jst pulled it out!

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UGH

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muscle memory.

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Can u see the sticker b4 it gets deleted?

brazen briar
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Kinda

verbal bison
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Jimbo

brazen briar
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Yes

verbal bison
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Do u like balatro

stoic lagoon
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👀

brazen briar
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I am main character of funny balala jonkler game, so by that logic yes

verbal bison
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I see

stoic lagoon
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Horse

verbal bison
brazen briar
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And I will even show my full name

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See

stoic lagoon
verbal bison
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🤠

stoic lagoon
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Oh my

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Can I get a yeehaw brother

verbal bison
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YEHAW

stoic lagoon
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:)

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I'm proud of you

verbal bison
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THANKS KING

brazen briar
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I looked at the rules channel

stoic lagoon
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Well ladies, gentleman, and Jokers.. I gotta go fiddle with the machine

brazen briar
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Nothing

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About

stoic lagoon
brazen briar
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Cans

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Okay

verbal bison
meager glade
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🐎

brazen briar
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🐎

stoic lagoon
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YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SLICK

brazen briar
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🐴

woeful condor
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canned horse?

brazen briar
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Wait there's another person besides the four chatting

woeful condor
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peter... the horse...

brazen briar
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Because on my message there's FIVE can emotes

wide lagoon
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HONSE

brazen briar
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Oh it's snail

meager glade
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snailed

stoic lagoon
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Roasted and toasted

brazen briar
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Snailed and canned

lethal niche
stoic lagoon
spark atlas
stoic lagoon
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I wonder what I should make when I get home

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Might make ramen if I have eggs

glacial dock
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Wazaaaa

stoic lagoon
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Oh now you guys make an appearance

glacial dock
stoic lagoon
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Smh, balatro players

glacial dock
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Ay speak taco taco

stoic lagoon
glacial dock
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Haha, I'm just kidding

stoic lagoon
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I only know the bare minimum for food, liquor, fights, and parts

glacial dock
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That ?

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What are you talking about? xd

stoic lagoon
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Spanish words

glacial dock
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I don't understand, sir.

glacial dock
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Xdddd

stoic lagoon
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¿No comprende?

glacial dock
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Usted comprende ?

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Ami

stoic lagoon
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I've had 4 hours of sleep over 48 hours

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I can barely comprehend if I'm awake rn

glacial dock
glacial dock
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You might have a stroke lol

stoic lagoon
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And then another 12 hour shift tonight

glacial dock
stoic lagoon
glacial dock
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I have no idea what the salary is like there.

stoic lagoon
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It's good, but not the "ideal"

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Comfortable, but not relaxed

glacial dock
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You basically survive on that.

stoic lagoon
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I WAS surviving on 300 a week

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Now I'm catching up

glacial dock
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Just ramen?

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Xd

stoic lagoon
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If that

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There were days I couldn't even afford ramen

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That's in the past now, nowhere to go but up.

glacial dock
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I think he survived a month on $300 lol

stoic lagoon
#

The actual money for myself after bills for the whole month was about $20

amber rune
stoic lagoon
glacial dock
stoic lagoon
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I'm running from my past, hand out toward the door. I want out of the struggle, so I'm going to escape even if I have to knock that dang door down.

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On a more light hearted note, the sun is starting to rise and I feel happy.

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Ever since I left my retail job, I've smiled for the first time in like 5 years

glacial dock
stoic lagoon
glacial dock
stoic lagoon
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And with happiness, peace. I just want my peace.

glacial dock
#

I recommend going to therapy from time to time.

clear hemlock
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Just finished gold stake on every deck

glacial dock
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That helps a lot.

glacial dock
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Hey, horses don't talk

clear hemlock
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Oh they dont talk to you?

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Have you considered your vibes?

glacial dock
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Deam is true

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Maybe they hate me

clear hemlock
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Many such cases

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Horses are quite capable of hatred

stoic lagoon
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I just vibe

glacial dock
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What does it feel like to be a horse?

stoic lagoon
#

Good or bad, crank the music up

clear hemlock
glacial dock
glacial dock
stoic lagoon
#

Window down, gas pedal on the floor. Let those pipes scream and burn rubber.

clear hemlock
glacial dock
stoic lagoon
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I want a burger

deft nacelle
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@everyoneAlguien de Fabero?

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solo veo peña que le gustan los caballos, no se supone que el server es de balatro?

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Por cierto sois todos ingleses?

ionic hinge
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No Espanol amigo

stoic lagoon
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Ingles, por favor y gracias.

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I think I subjugated that right?

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Probably not

deft nacelle
opaque shard
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Today is the day

stoic lagoon
deft nacelle
stoic lagoon
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:)

deft nacelle
hasty socket
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Horsw

austere ore
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what's up my fellow balatreros

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i only got three decks to go to get Completionist +
oh boy
how will I ever do Black Deck I do not know

stoic lagoon
deft nacelle
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el que me llama balatrerobalatrojoker

deft nacelle
coral bramble
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peak

tawny pasture
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<@&1133519078540185692> 🔫

spark atlas
#

Is there any official balatro merch

tawny pasture
astral python
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I have the playing cards and playing mat, both are also really good quality

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The mat especially. It's hard to find a gaming mat on the cheaper end that's high quality, but Fangamer does good work

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Though it's designed for card games, so it can be a tad small to use as a desk mat

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But it's so pretty I don't care

fathom minnow
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My Balatro hoodies are the best quality hoodies I've ever owned

hard snow
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the jjmbos are sold out

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rip

fathom minnow
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And mug

astral python
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It's funny how fan content for games and streamers seems to blow the huge companies out of the water in terms of build quality

hard snow
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it's also reasonably priced

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for once

astral python
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Right? I was thinking of buying another desk mat from Fangamer since the Balatro one is so good

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I spent so much time as a kid playing that game, only Balatro has come close

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It would let me fully cover my desk too, and use the Balatro one for my mouse

raw umbra
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ohh that's insanely cool

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i was actually looking at the balatro one earlier today, i have a ceruledge mat at work and was considering an upgrade..

scenic cliff
austere ravine
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imagine if there was a shirt that is filled with a grid of all jokers

astral python
raw umbra
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ooo im boutta spend the last forty minutes of work scrolling through their options

astral python
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I'm torn between the RCT2 and Ace Attorney ones

raw umbra
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i already have the calendar at my desk so maybe i branch out

blissful geode
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Hi guys

raw umbra
astral python
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Yeah and it's super duper cute

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The artists did an amazing job

raw umbra
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i just saw it that's literally the cutest thing i ever saw

astral python
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I love how it's of course Larry that's at the podium lol

raw umbra
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oh of course where else would he be

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the slime rancher one is adorable too i may end up buying both

astral python
#

The only issue with these awesome desk mats and they stay hidden by your hardware 😔

raw umbra
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truth..... i just saw the crime scene throw blanket, might have to grab that one instead

glacial fiber
#

Is there any Balatro tag you can get from this discord?

green gull
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Jimbo

scenic cliff
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Voucher tag

strong prairie
rare haven
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hi guys

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i was wondering how was the games background made

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those red and blue swirls

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they look so cool

prime jay
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it's a shader

rotund crypt
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Hello jimbos

normal spruce
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I have a rtx 4090 128 Gigs of Ram 2000 watt power supply with a i9 processed is this good enough to run Balatro?

lethal kelp
twin lion
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HE HAS RAM GET HIM

normal spruce
feral basin
normal spruce
long atlas
normal spruce
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It’s my first pc

small sand
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One message removed from a suspended account.

normal spruce
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And I don’t know specs or anything

long atlas
compact stump
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That’s obviously to show off

long atlas
#

yeah that’s waaay enough to play balatro

compact stump
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lmao

normal spruce
flint copper
normal spruce
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I’m actually curious I don’t know anything about specs

long atlas
#

yeah it can def run balatro dw

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probably can run like elden ring or something too

compact stump
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I run balatro on a i5- 4th gen 😭

compact stump
long atlas
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if balatro can run on desmos graphing calculator it can run on ram

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it runs on my school issued chromebook

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like its tiny

hard snow
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mmmmm ram

normal spruce
long atlas
normal spruce
long atlas
# normal spruce Is it fun?

if you’ve ever played a souls like it’s a staple for the genre. definitely research before buying it to make sure you don’t waste money, and remember it is a very hard game. i like it, but it’s not for everyone

lethal quail
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no fuckin way

this is the first video-game themed discord server i join on which the actual developer has their account

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amazing angel

lime turret
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Balala

lethal quail
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is there a voice chat around? like where would one stream their gameplay, theoretically if like i wanted guidance on getting naneinf?

high violet
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no vc i think the mods have said it would be too hard to moderate

lethal quail
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honestly thats fair im sure there's some fucked up people in voice chats

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however if anyone would be down to guide me in getting my first naneinf (with or without legendary) i'll take the opportunity ☝️🤓

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or at least reaching ante 12

neon wren
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ante 11 boss is ~50million. glass cards + repeater is probably easiest there...

woeful rampart
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I run balatro on my Samsung a 16

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very smooth

stray vault
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Is balatro that hardware demanding

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Ive seen people complaining about the phone not being able to play it

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Weird

sacred rain
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zero lag

stray vault
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I dont know cuz i my phone has a quite highend cpu

sacred rain
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nah if its runs on a motorola g35 it runs on everything

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g35 is genuinely the worst phone ever made OAT

rare yew
brazen briar
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...

brazen briar
scarlet ridge
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i had 5 glass cards break at once and another hand with 3 of them

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i do not have oops all 6s

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does this happen to anyone else

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like how is this possible

neon wren
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5 breaking is only 1 in a 1000 chance. has to happen to someone

untold cove
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Nah it's 50/50. Either happens or it doesn't

shrewd mural
hasty socket
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I've seen mod dev acting like untouchable celebrities and localthunk talks to people like normally

neon wren
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cavendish breaking is 1/1000? happened to me, it left after I beat ante 8 boss 🙁

untold cove
#

The more we talk to thunk in here, the less he works on the update.

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Win/lose situation 😬

scarlet ridge
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and then i lost the run on the next blind

neon wren
#

1 in 65000, not ridiculous to happen to someone...(3/5 is trickier math though)

scarlet ridge
#

yeah im gonna start getting the glass joker from now

feral basin
shy dove
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and wouldnt use that time to rest anyways

vast raft
#

I think I finally understand the intent behind the no swearing portion of rule 3

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Don't use derogatory swears, and don't say anything with the intent to hurt others, whether swearing or not

lethal quail
# rare yew Hello!

i've been obsessed with your game dude 😭
ive gotten my girlfriend and 2 other friends hooked on it too

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this is like getting covid all over again

vast raft
#

Amongus

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Even steven sus

lethal quail
feral basin
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I hope aces are gonna get a buff in the next update

sharp cliff
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ace retrigger where

void bison
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aces are fine

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theyre the easiest rank to build

spring escarp
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Hi guys

azure canopy
#

hi

verbal bison
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😃

amber rune
#

Is nacho tong a reference or did Thunk just think it sounded funny

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Think Thunk Think

oblique isle
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It’s a reference to how human hands are tongs

amber rune
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Why the nacho thing tho

oblique isle
amber rune
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True that

fierce rain
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amogus

rigid night
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Here

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@amber rune

amber rune
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Thank you

rigid night
rare yew
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The grabber hand is also my hand

amber rune
#

I thought it was a glove why does it have fingernails

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What is this blue skinned creature

hot vortex
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I lost $3 in poker 😔 ✌🏻

rare yew
#

For now

amber rune
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Are you also blue

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What are you going to do with them

rigid night
#

Source was the Balatro wiki, which linked to those messages

oblique isle
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Ya know the thing that lets you play cards

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Those are blue

rare yew
#

It’s so over

amber rune
#

Joever

rigid night
oblique isle
#

“Sir, the messages were leaked in a wiki!”

hot vortex
rigid night
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Would send proof but no image perms

rare yew
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People say the fact that text is siloed in a chat room and harder to search is one reason discord is worse than a forum

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I say it’s a benefit

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Let the messages wither

compact stump
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hello 👋

oblique isle
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Like the wither storm?!

rare yew
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Well well if it isn’t my good pal Cleb

compact stump
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Yesssir

amber rune
compact stump
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how u been thunk

amber rune
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Just some advice for a small broke indie dev

rare yew
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But I’m drinking some decaf now so I’m feelin good

compact stump
compact stump
rare yew
#

This one was decidedly not boring

compact stump
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no caffeine

rare yew
#

More like frustrating

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Happens

compact stump
#

was it too long or what

rare yew
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Naw some light conflict and trying to manage a business relationship

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Nothing to do with Balatro dw

native tusk
#

that's rough 💔

compact stump
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Oh yeah that sounds frustrating lmao

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Managing a business just sounds frustrating by itself

rare yew
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I don’t enjoy it

compact stump
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i bet

rare yew
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I don’t have the entrepreneurial spirit

compact stump
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you don’t have like someone to do it for ya?

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or u just like to do it by urself

rare yew
#

I have advisors that help for sure

compact stump
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lol

rare yew
#

I think that spirit is pretty common

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I think it’s commendable too

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But i just don’t have it

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Always feels more like a roadblock to me than a career or an opportunity

compact stump
#

I mean you already have a good career

rare yew
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I do

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It would be nice if I didn’t also need to have a business to do that career

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But I shan’t complain

long atlas
#

did you make your new pfp in microsoft word or something

compact stump
#

If you don’t want to retire yet that’s the price ig lol

rare yew
#

Someone sent it (it’s a letter) to Playstack

compact stump
#

but retiring at ur age is not very sane imo

rare yew
long atlas
compact stump
compact stump
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for yourself i mean

rare yew
#

Hmm

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I might

compact stump
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Actually?

rare yew
#

There’s a chance I don’t make another game

amber rune
#

Wait what is it

compact stump
amber rune
#

Your pfp

rare yew
#

Yeah

urban meteor
#

hello chat how are yall doing

compact stump
#

Why? thought you enjoyed it

compact stump
long atlas
compact stump
#

hbu

long atlas
urban meteor
urban meteor
rare yew
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Not for health, more like if I don’t feel like making another one then I won’t

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Like hmm

compact stump
#

fair enough

amber rune
#

Are you gonna make a balatro movie

compact stump
#

lol

long atlas
compact stump
#

no debating that

long atlas
amber rune
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The villain gotta be the plant

rare yew
#

I have this method I’ve used for my creative hobbies since I was a kid and it’s been really great, I think, to keep me creative. I talked about it in my blog post before let me see if I can find it

long atlas
#

or if we’re joking around dwayne the rock johnson

compact stump
compact stump
long atlas
#

thunk which celeb would you cast as jimbo aside ben star if there was a balatro movie

rare yew
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I will always continue with creative hobbies but that may not necessarily be another video game

compact stump
#

That’s a good method yeah

long atlas
# rare yew

i’ve always done this but i’ve blamed it on me being lazy lol

compact stump
#

what hobby do u think u will do next?

amber rune
# rare yew

I’m gonna pretend to do this every time i procrastinate now ty

long atlas
#

i never thought of it as a method to take guilt free time and prevent burnout

rare yew
compact stump
#

that is true

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very true actually

rare yew
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The drawback is that you have to be okay just walking away from something forever, no guilt

solid timber
#

hey Thunk!

rocky pike
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._.

rare yew
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And I’ve always wanted to learn jazz piano

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So maybe that

amber rune
#

Traditionally?

compact stump
#

ur drawings are crazy

solid timber
#

Playing the piano is on top 🙏 🙏

compact stump
rare yew
#

They scratch a different creative itch for sure

compact stump
#

piano is my fav instrument i’m just ass at music overall

amber rune
#

I want a keyboard so bad but my parents dont believe i’ll continuously use it

solid timber
#

I play electric guitar and piano and let me tell you they're both really fun to play, I do get times where I need to take breaks though

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just sometimes you're not feeling it

rare yew
#

I used to play drums/backup vocals in a Ukrainian polka band

solid timber
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which isn't a bad thing

rare yew
#

We even played a few gigs

compact stump
#

lol

thick trellis
#

Hi guys if i wanna ask something about an issue im having in the game do i ask in game discussion or where

amber rune
rare yew
#

I had to learn lyrics in Ukrainian (I’m not Ukrainian)

solid timber
long atlas
compact stump
long atlas
#

ok i’m on break fat tuesday SUCKS in a bakery

rare yew
#

Oh many years ago

amber rune
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How did you end up in a ukranian polka band

snow fog
rare yew
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I knew a Ukrainian woman that wanted to make a band for extra cash, she didn’t have her green card yet, and I was a drummer at the time

rare yew
compact stump
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Did you know what the lyrics meant or just learned to pronounce them?

long atlas
compact stump
rare yew
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Like ~17

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I’m unc

snow fog
#

Okay you are about as young as I thought

long atlas
solid timber
#

Genuinely how is ~32 old 💔

long atlas
#

i assumed you were early mid 20s

compact stump
#

LocalthUNCk

compact stump
snow fog
#

I assumed late 20s- early 30s because of blogs

compact stump
#

i love the blogs

hallow owl
#

Balatro is still alive😞?

rare yew
#

I wonder how you’d glean that info

compact stump
#

it’s actually kind of inspirational

rare yew
compact stump
#

lmao what

hasty socket
#

hi local

compact stump
rare yew
#

I need to edit it so it fits the circle better

clear oasis
#

Balatro balatrez está jugando a Balatro 🗣️

snow fog
rare yew
snow fog
#

That’s around late 20s

compact stump
hasty socket
#

I remember an artist who drew on every drug and when it got to bath salts it was so fucked up I can't describe

rare yew
#

Good one, yeah that makes sense

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Yeah I launched Balatro when I was 29

snow fog
rare yew
#

Her

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You good

amber rune
#

Wait your pfp looks like one of those dementia patients who draw themselves as they lose more memory

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But instead of themselves its jimmy jimbo balatro

compact stump
#

Picasso jimbo

compact stump
#

like lates 30 or 40

rare yew
#

I have unc spirit

hasty socket
#

Local do you have driving license? My brother still doesn't have it

crystal halo
#

Please don’t shoot and kill me but has there been any updates on the update since the I’m slow announcement ? I’m hyped to get back into the game

compact stump
#

not business spirit tho

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that’ll be me one day

rare yew
snow fog
crystal halo
#

Thank you Mr t. Hunk

snow fog
compact stump
#

Thunk has like 30 different names

crystal halo
#

I’m sure ppl ask that all the time I just haven’t been keeping up so I apologize

hasty socket
rare yew
snow fog
hasty socket
compact stump
hasty socket
#

True driving license

rare yew
#

It’s like a requirement to exist

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Not like a big city

hasty socket
#

my brother literally has the gf, a job but doesn't drive

compact stump
rare yew
#

Depending on where you live that’s totally normal

compact stump
snow fog
#

I know some people from Texas who got it at 14

hasty socket
#

Italy

rare yew
#

Yeah you guys have working transit

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We don’t

compact stump
#

there’s some cars that are made for teens right?

hasty socket
#

So you mean... you get driving license by doing nothing?

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or that is forced

rare yew
#

Wat

compact stump
#

lol

scenic cliff
#

I believe there is a driving test you need to do

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being 16 only allows you to get a license

rare yew
#

I took the course and passed the test wym

hasty socket
#

No because in Russia you can literally pay it lmaoo

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so idk

compact stump
snow fog
#

I am in the USA the exam exists but is easy

rare yew
#

2 points off for excessive shoulder checking during my exam

hasty socket
#

You can drive by having 2 hands

one with the money
The other to get the license

snow fog
#

I almost ran into a car and got my lisence

compact stump
tawny pasture
#

theres states in the US where you dont have to take classes, you just gotta pass the test. And those places have the worst drivers

snow fog
crystal halo
rare yew
#

Classic

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If you’re from like Vancouver or Toronto, many people just don’t get their license because you can get around easy enough via transit

compact stump
rare yew
#

But not in Saskatchewan

vast raft
#

I still don't know why using the mirrors for their intended purpose gets points off

scenic cliff
rare yew
crystal halo
scenic cliff
#

I'm lowkey scared when driving cause how many beginners might be tweaking cause they can't drive a manual or automatic or anything just know how to park

rare yew
snow fog
#

You should change the game so that if you launch it in Europe drivers lisence requires 18 cards

rare yew
#

lol localize the requirements

compact stump
tawny pasture
vast raft
hasty socket