🃏・off-topic

[neat cypress]

Literally no

Clubs are

[vale cliff]

No good hearter

💔

[mellow raven]

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[vale cliff]

^hate crime

[neat cypress]

Almost as good as hearts

Wait like yesterday or something i explained this lemme screenshot it

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[uncut idol]

... Hello again stuntman.

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[vale cliff]

Isn’t this how balatro poker ranks them?

[gray harness]

oh fuck no, id rather give up my brains to mr boss guy...

[neat cypress]

So then be a spare twin

I love spades

[vale cliff]

Stoned?

I don’t do that

[neat cypress]

Throw rocks at

[vale cliff]

I do not use substances

[neat cypress]

I will throw rocks at you

[vale cliff]

Oh

Okay

[neat cypress]

And then get you high

[vale cliff]

So high

Oh oh oh

[dreamy lotus]

hi jimbo

[digital torrent]

there we go

[radiant cosmos]

i hallucinated a cartman plushie in this photo

[stray topaz]

Dead branch on watcher seems like a wrong idea

Dead branch probably goes best with ironclad

On silent shiv build, maybe

But on watcher it doesnt seem right

[carmine moss]

Does a Straight Flush count as a Flush

[carmine moss]

Me and bro

[radiant cosmos]

yes

hey i remember you,,,,,,,,,,,,

[uncut idol]

= misery

[radiant cosmos]

just dont make a face card build

[uncut idol]

Almost all good runs are face card builds, literally BARON MIME IS A FACE CARD BUILD, YES, THE BEST JOKER DUO IN THE WHOLE DANG GAME IS A FACE CARD BUILD AND IS USELESS AGAINST

[radiant cosmos]

not every build is a face card build

ypu dont have to always have the best twin 🩷

[uncut idol]

Oh yeah ride the bus and abandoned deck builds are anti-face card builds

[quaint solar]

would he do this?

[carmine moss]

Yeah, I kinda remember too

[carmine moss]

The Plant when it sees unsupervised children

[silk trail]

Why was duck arrested

Because he was caught selling quack

[uncut idol]

The : I'm about to end this mans whole career.
GAME OVER

[carmine moss]

HE FUCKED MY WIFE

[uncut idol]

: I'm about to end this mans whole marriage

[dreamy lotus]

hey i remember you too

[uncut idol]

->

[radiant cosmos]

hey i remwmber you from yesterday

and your nitro theme

[dreamy lotus]

heh

yay you remember me now

[radiant cosmos]

no i still dont remember talking to you beforehand

[dreamy lotus]

yeah but now you can say you remember me

:3

[radiant cosmos]

thats cheating

[dreamy lotus]

grrrr

[radiant cosmos]

ermm sowwy 😰

[dreamy lotus]

:(

[radiant cosmos]

calm.down now 😢

[dreamy lotus]

waaahhh

wahhhh

[radiant cosmos]

nooooooo dont cry :(

[dreamy lotus]

okie :3

[radiant cosmos]

yayyy

[dreamy lotus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higurashi-rena-ryuugu

[radiant cosmos]

grrr i have to download the gifz,,,,

[dreamy lotus]

pizza is done time too eat

[dreamy lotus]

grrrr

[radiant cosmos]

awoooooo

baby im preying on you tonight

[dreamy lotus]

AWOOOOOO

[radiant cosmos]

hunt you down eat you alive

just like animals

animals

[dreamy lotus]

just like animals

[radiant cosmos]

like animals oh

[dreamy lotus]

animals

oh

yuuup

you've ruined me

i'm gonna sing it all day now

[radiant cosmos]

i see that as a plus

[dreamy lotus]

i do too

heh

[radiant cosmos]

teehee

jack stauber is better

this song, two time, is so addicting

[dreamy lotus]

yuuuup

bai bestie

hope you have a good day i must shop

[radiant cosmos]

waow i unlocked bestie role

awaaa!

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

we're besties now

heh

[radiant cosmos]

shopping without me???

mmph!

[dreamy lotus]

i'm sorry i'll wait for you

[radiant cosmos]

no im too eepy to come

bai

[dreamy lotus]

baiiii

:3

[radiant cosmos]

is purifying a lobotomy corp thing

ive heard it before while reading people talk about games i dont understand

like lob corp

[carmine moss]

Yes, always Purify ghosts nearby

[radiant cosmos]

waow i pro memory

[radiant cosmos]

FUCK SPOTIFY GAVE ME THIS SONG

STOP SPYING ME PHONE

[autumn folio]

yea f**k spotify

[marble rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrpSt6L9BgE

[raw flower]

People, does anyone know how Balatro mods Work?

Ive installed the Balatro Mod Manager, and i installed Talisman and Cryptid But my Game Crashes everytime i Press play

[frail nebula]

is this heat?

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[pearl flume]

M.O.A just woke up at 4 in the morning with the chills and a headache.

Lovely.

[delicate acorn]

What occurs here

[frail nebula]

giant enemy spider

[delicate acorn]

Isnt off topic just server chat

[frail nebula]

no its a giant enemy spider

[fast hare]

Chompy mage

[lethal bison]

anti-smeared joker

[echo breach]

LOCALTHUNK!
ADD MORE CUSTOM CARD FACES! AND MY WALLET IS YOURS!

[lilac sluice]

literally

[lethal bison]

friend

[harsh granite]

inside

[lethal bison]

me

[hidden jetty]

#🎙・server-chat message this is why I was like "no way, it's-"

though seeing the same blue that thunk posted, it might be closer to like...

[uncut idol]

->

[placid idol]

I just sold Cavendish for invis btw

And then he came back

[dusty breach]

The cavendish can never truly be killed

[mellow raven]

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[placid idol]

Appeared back to back twice this run

Whens the balatro battle pass dropping

[dusty breach]

*Grows Hands*

[rigid crag]

god, the protag is brutal lol

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

would you slap a baby for a million dollars?

[placid idol]

Yes

Duh

[dusty lynx]

this is the third time in a row I saw someone answer yes

no one has said no yet

[uncut idol]

✋ 🤚 absolute me

[spare grail]

Natural negative sharp card

[rigid crag]

yes

[spare grail]

Nyehehehe

[tame juniper]

Yes. The economy is shit

[tame juniper]

Love that reference

@uncut idol You ok over there?

[uncut idol]

I am now Jimball. J. Jonkler

[zenith sparrow]

Sadness, the company is forcing me to have days off

Terrible econ

-$150/day, +2 rest/day

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Question provided by: "ITSALLYOURFAULTISHMAEL".

Oh no, you accidentally opened the gates of hell and have flooded the world with terrifying demons and monsters!

As a reward they allow you to create a circle of hell for yourself! (Yay) What would your circle be like ? (The punishments, the theming, the demons, ect).

[zenith sparrow]

A sickly green fog occluding the light from a burnt orange colored sky (with a "sun" that looks vaguely like a mushroom cloud) that overlooks a barren, dead wasteland with different shades of gray and brown. A constant but almost inaudible Geiger counter could be heard clicking at all times. You are forced to endure varying amounts of radiation depending on your sins. Every demon would be branded with different radioactive elements and either a radiation trefoil or an atom depending on their rank and position.

Sinners will be healed at the end of their punishment, only to endure it all over again for the rest of eternity.

Shortened version, too many words

[dense salmon]

cryptid slop 😔✌️

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

https://youtu.be/2BrIPhuUxBQ?si=1Aqrr51rlEcySFB9

[vale cliff]

Yes

[zenith sparrow]

Rotat e

Man, I wish thunk would watch this video

[light sonnet]

This is bear5 if he reaches every server on discord we can awaken the great frog

[maiden adder]

Jimball zakosek sent me a couple years ago

[hazy siren]

hand reveal

[foggy sorrel]

Thats so cool lol

[zenith sparrow]

Absolutely spherical

[foggy sorrel]

Casual cloud 9 flex in the back

[maiden adder]

My wife made that

I also have a wearable photograph and Chad I've used for streams

[tame juniper]

Spin it a bit?
https://youtu.be/uhzy7JaU2Zc?si=Ak9c7osy34buqvoL

[foggy sorrel]

Your wife is super cool then lol

I dont need to tell YOU that obvi but

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

Fried shrimp

[median rapids]

someone requested a shrimp with a blunt

[zenith sparrow]

Absolutely zooted

[zenith sparrow]

Stunning

[storm condor]

@neat cypress

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

hai

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

wassup

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

ohhh

that's awesome

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

big boom is awesome

heh boom

explosion hehe

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

boom

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

how are you cuber

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

oh i'm sorry to hear

hope you feel better tomorrow

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

of course!

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

i'm sleepy

had a good day though :3

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

i don't wanna sleep

tomorrow will suck

!!

[mellow raven]

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[dusty breach]

Opening this chatroom and this is the first thing I see

[mellow raven]

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[dusty breach]

NOT THIS GUY AGAIN

I SEE HIM IN MY DREAMS

GO AWAYYYYY

[mellow raven]

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[zenith sparrow]

Woosh

[vivid pawn]

Rainmeter WIP Desktop Update.

[zenith sparrow]

It would be funny if the eyes moved to judge card choices but that's probably WAY too complicated/not possible

Also, that looks sick

[vivid pawn]

I could have a separate file for that and that would be hilarious indeed i might consider that

I'm thinking how to integrate the tarots and packs but i guess that would be too crowded

i could replace the info and options as packs

[weak swan]

Yo how y’all doin

2 am balatro rn

[neat cypress]

Holy shit

[neat cypress]

Yeah?

[vale cliff]

May I request a blunt with a shrimp?

[neat cypress]

Your greed sickens me

[fiery meadow]

How are you guys celebrating Pokemon 30?

[zenith sparrow]

I made blunt shrimp happen

I am proud

[zenith sparrow]

$6 Srimp Special

[zenith sparrow]

Surprise brick

[vernal brook]

what is that its gimli

🇭 🇦 🇳 🇾 🇾

[carmine moss]

Dr Stone's plug

[fiery meadow]

Maybe we should release it in June

[zenith sparrow]

Is it a bug throwing up or an angy birb?

Or is it..

the creature

[fiery meadow]

I like turtles

[zenith sparrow]

🐢

🧃 plastic straw attack

[fiery meadow]

Gimme plastic 6 pack packaging around my neck

[zenith sparrow]

Oh dear

[neat cypress]

Creature feature?

[zenith sparrow]

Featuring..

The creature

[neat cypress]

This is a garbage layout

Like horrible

Blueprint does nothing, you’re retriggering joker when you have perkeo

Hologram is whatever

[vivid pawn]

This is Ante 1 yellow stake with hermit and soul first 2 tarot pack btw

Hopefully i get baron mime on 2nd ante

[neat cypress]

Much better

Dont forget to move hologram to the left after the shops

[vivid pawn]

he won't be long

you just gave me an idea thank you shrimp sir

[neat cypress]

Im a girl

:3

[vale cliff]

Im an enby

:D

Oh

[neat cypress]

Get out of my sight clubber

[vale cliff]

Why’d I think we were just saying our genders without context

[zenith sparrow]

I am a

[vale cliff]

REAL

[storm condor]

I

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

No

[storm condor]

[zenith sparrow]

[stray topaz]

😭

How can I use up all of these

[pearl flume]

Evening hours descend upon me. It would be courteous to tend to my social obligations now, when most are available but yet to retreat to their abodes. Alas, I dislike the idea that I may be dragged into activities such as drinking or karaoke. Maybe I should return to my quarters early.

[vivid pawn]

thank you my good miss @neat cypress for the wonderful idea

[zenith sparrow]

Within the darkness lies the most life

Creatures of the night lurking, some silent and some not

[neat cypress]

:3

[runic merlin]

bro wtf am i playing

i intended this to be a baron run btw

[dreamy lotus]

yawns

[stray topaz]

Baron at home

[zenith sparrow]

Baron sleep

[runic merlin]

the close enough baron

[zenith sparrow]

The heir

[stray topaz]

Mom I want baron
We already had baron darling

Baron:

[runic merlin]

my only source of xmult is perkeo and i have a abstract joker to give me 15 mukt

and this is my deck

[zenith sparrow]

Pfft

You got this, amigo

RnGesus will bless you

[runic merlin]

iunno who that is

[zenith sparrow]

RNGesus - Wiktionary, the free dictionary https://share.google/0OhFKImTGda8LmHhW

[runic merlin]

ah

i think its good that we dont spawn e720 chips in real life, jimbo

also seeds good

[neat cypress]

Did you know annoying orange still uploads

[runic merlin]

this run is the definetion of throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks

cuz wtf

[zenith sparrow]

Yousaidwhatnow

[runic merlin]

wait i forgot i was in off topic LMAO

whoopsie doodles my bad guys

[neat cypress]

Yep

And their tiktok is so based

Tiktok?

I mean instagram

Teehee

[zenith sparrow]

🍊

[stray topaz]

#ilovests

#ihatelife

[neat cypress]

This is so based

[zenith sparrow]

The Playlist is hitting

Work ♡

[neat cypress]

Do you work in the fog factory

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh

We make shrimpos like you eat beans

[neat cypress]

Im not a shrimpo

Firstly there’s no h in srimp

Secondly

Im a monsterfucker

[zenith sparrow]

Then explain this

[neat cypress]

That says srimp

No h

[zenith sparrow]

$6

[neat cypress]

$6 for non-srimps

[zenith sparrow]

It's a special

:)

[stray topaz]

L in my name stands for "life"

Yes I got no life

[neat cypress]

We got it

[dull gorge]

what kinda liminal facility is this

[zenith sparrow]

Secret 🤫

[south ivy]

My job on this server is to post this one image so all the gay people fight over who is the gayest.

[crude plinth]

This is weapons grade psychological warfare. You could not have created something that could ragebait people like this abomination with all the government funding in the world.

[south kraken]

Edmund

[neat cypress]

Ragebaiting bigots is so fun

Especially when its the fucking annoying orange doing it

(The annoying orange has a nonbinary creator btw)

[viral dune]

bought a keyboard

[proper sigil]

which one

[crude plinth]

We ought to get them back so they can unleash crippling memetic warfare on all the bigots of this world.

[stray topaz]

I'm not gay

[south kraken]

that's what a gay would say

get' em boys

[stray topaz]

I figured someone would say that

Im a female

So i cant be gay

🤓

[south kraken]

but you can be lesbian

[stray topaz]

I haven't said anything about me being lebo

[south kraken]

what is gay if not male lesbian

[stray topaz]

Damn that's gay

Lesbian femboy

[south kraken]

they won't find your body

[stray topaz]

🫃

[south kraken]

what

[stray topaz]

Mpreg

[south kraken]

god

[brittle talon]

Stupid ass dog.

[neat cypress]

They’re still uploading

[brittle talon]

Wait i already posted this.

[vale cliff]

I honestly thought they were a trans woman

[neat cypress]

I mean they might be im just repeating what a friend said

[vale cliff]

Also, I guess I’m a snowflake

I always found that talking fruit fucking obnoxious

[neat cypress]

How oculd you

[brittle talon]

This is how gooners look like.

[vale cliff]

Ugly

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

For 1 year, the entire world is incapable of lying.

But

You are immune.

[neat cypress]

Yeah?

[brittle talon]

Does not change the fact that it was fucking terrible.

[vale cliff]

Not into orange peel, but I would make an exception just to take a massive chunk off its face

[neat cypress]

Wait i misread

[neat cypress]

❌

[brittle talon]

No.

[vale cliff]

Seen this movie

[brittle talon]

Revolution and wars en masse button.

[vale cliff]

It was alright

[ionic skiff]

I killed Hale

Demoknight is the best way to go

in vsh

And I also won as Hale
Everyone got so scared that someone played Roaring Knight's Theme

[zenith sparrow]

Jimboooo

[spiral zealot]

calamity ranger expansion

these all make sense

THORIUM

woah woah woah

most of these are based

WING SLOT

[runic plaza]

i have never played terraria to a sufficient degree

i remember like installing it on my phone once because "2d minecraft" something something

[neat cypress]

This is what the stardew discord server is like

[runic plaza]

wanna try it out later

[neat cypress]

Its fun but hard

[fluid sluice]

chat

i got a great fucking idea for my school music concert

my teacher signed me up for singing so im gonna sing the fucking "Never gonna give you up"

frfr

[neat cypress]

You should sing ram ranch its much better

[pearl flume]

Hmm

Would you rather date a Praying Mantis or a Black Widow ?

[viral dune]

casio ctk700 or sumth

as a starter

[timber oyster]

I think this new carpet is telling me to play more Abandoned Deck.

[twin solstice]

Hello guys

[uncut idol]

[twin solstice]

Omg jimbo go to server chat

[granite heath]

oh my god it’s jimbo

[twin solstice]

Yes

[uncut idol]

Yes

[twin solstice]

And i am eye of cthulhu

Oh

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[twin solstice]

GG

[radiant cosmos]

woah

[placid idol]

Does anyone wanna join the foid obliteration server

[radiant cosmos]

is that teto and jimbo's son, isaac?

[proper frigate]

[crude plinth]

Deploy the daddy shark.

The cats neg diff.

[sharp bay]

Nah I'd plan C

[midnight lichen]

Balatro is so woke and/or gay 🤦

[warm mountain]

[surreal vault]

And I am a cheeseburger

[radiant cosmos]

GOOD

[pale swallow]

“And I… am Steve.”

[zenith sparrow]

I

I am sleepy

[shadow oxide]

a talk between one of my friends 🥹

[zenith sparrow]

Dang

[dense salmon]

BRO

[zenith sparrow]

Get it

[dense salmon]

hell nah

[zenith sparrow]

-# why so many double tags

[dense salmon]

idk imma skip bind i get negative card

ig

[dense salmon]

i got it

i though it was troll card

[zenith sparrow]

Always bet on the funni

What does it even do?

[dusty breach]

All of that just for +2 Mult

[dense salmon]

fr bro i didnt even read it

[dusty breach]

Me neither thankfully it’s color coded LOL

“Thus, the ‘+2 Mult’ feature isn’t merely a rule but a critical strategic tool and an exhilarating element.”

Bro wrote a thesis on why mult good

[rose holly]

1100 soft resets

[fiery meadow]

You lucky duck

I spent 2 weeks once and bought over 10k abras from the game corner until I got a shiny abra

My first shiny besides red gyrados was a ponyta in gen iv

Then a kricketot

[placid idol]

Is that the Chinese song where king von shows up

[pale swallow]

very bad joke warning (uncover at risk)
||so were the resets soft or were you soft while resetting||

[fiery meadow]

I don’t think Harold ever played the pokemans

[pale swallow]

no its just a worse version of the working hard or hard at work thing

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[dreamy lotus]

hai

[mellow raven]

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[delicate acorn]

Holy shit this is the most pinterest image ive ever seen

It does not get unfunnier than this

Straight up bottom of the barrel

[mellow raven]

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[digital willow]

my headset is only letting me hear discord audio does anyone now how to fix it

[neat cypress]

Turn computer off and on again

Then try disconnecting/unplugging headset

[dreamy lotus]

hi

[dreamy lotus]

i tried to say hi using your name but it's blocked

hi person

[neat cypress]

Thats so sad

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[neat cypress]

Monsterfucker

[dreamy lotus]

monsterfucker

i can say it without the space

auto correct makes me do the space

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

hi

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[mellow raven]

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[dreamy lotus]

yup

[mellow raven]

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[fair ether]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmSaQHH9/

this is cool

[dense vortex]

which should become my next pfp

[neat cypress]

Bnuny with a hat

[dense vortex]

okay thanks !

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[dense salmon]

That’s… impressive

[mellow raven]

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[neat cypress]

Is that susie from deltarune?

[dense vortex]

it won the vote

🎊

[neat cypress]

Yay

🎉

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats in a rock and a hard place?

[zenith sparrow]

Cave diver

[neat cypress]

Are you asking what the saying means.

[zenith sparrow]

Stole this from someone who DMd me and edited it to be slightly off

[zenith sparrow]

AH!

[surreal vault]

Why are there 2 right hands?

[ornate nebula]

scylla and the sirens reference

[dusty lynx]

...its a saying

[zenith sparrow]

Liminal job moment

[pearl flume]

You've made it to hell, time to choose a gang to be a part of:

With Me Now- A band of Incu and Succubus that use their charm and fame to get anything they want, they hold a firm grasp over parts of Lust, they love each other (in every sense of the word) and will never leave a comrade behind.

The Struggle- A syndicate of bike riding, cigar smoking, chain wearing, knuckle cracking satyrs. Not only do they run the joint down in Wrath but they also have group therapy sessions.

Cold As Ice- A collective of sentiment hellbeasts like cerberus'es and Hellcats that have formed a warm stronghold in the icy realms of Pride. Here they spend their time playing tabletop games and comparing fur arts.

[zenith sparrow]

Option selected: [The Struggle]

[foggy wharf]

do the bloons have souls?

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

they are sentient

what did you think the wind just blows them down the track perfectly

[zenith sparrow]

Ghosts

It's a hallucination and you've been committing ritualistic genocide

[foggy wharf]

bloons potentially having souls is rattling me, i've never considered this before

[zenith sparrow]

Yet you still pop and pop, unable to stop

[neat cypress]

Baloons are rubber balls filled with air. Bloons are inflated beings of evil

[foggy wharf]

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE?!

THATS ILLEGAL

AND WHAT ARE THE MONKEYS PREEMPTIVELY STRIKING!?

ok the monkeys are the bad guys

[rich seal]

Got my balatro poster but it’s pretty big

Might need to cut it

@pale swallow

[fair ether]

https://x.com/maplkron/status/2023577468800565731?s=20

Korono (@maplkron)

@MindCap I made the orbit ballpit into an app

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this sick

[pale swallow]

Holy shit

[rich seal]

I’ll show you how it looks when taped up

[median pier]

Do you work in silent hill

[median pier]

Show me

[rich seal]

@pale swallow @pale swallow @median pier

[zenith sparrow]

Yes, this is why I have the pewpew

[median pier]

Good good

Also nice poster

[median pier]

Where’d you get the poster from

[rich seal]

My mom printed out for me

[median pier]

Wow

[neat cypress]

Oh yeah they commit a bunch of war crimes theres a youtube vid all abt it

[pale swallow]

Based

[neat cypress]

No the bloons are since they invade the monkeys are just defending

[median pier]

Interesting name…

[neat cypress]

sh

[median pier]

Like the cans?

[foggy wharf]

more like aspiring monsterfucker

virgin ass

[median pier]

Or the creatures

[neat cypress]

Monster.

[median pier]

Could mean the drink

[neat cypress]

The cocks

[neat cypress]

Im not a virgin my cat sniffed my willy

[foggy wharf]

[median pier]

Topic change and I love that vid bra

What’s ur highest ante on balatro

[neat cypress]

12

Highest round is 41

[zenith sparrow]

4@

Forbidden level

[median pier]

4@

We know you made a typo.

No amount of editing will erase it..

[glossy fulcrum]

meow :3c

[median pier]

Who let this cat in here

[glossy fulcrum]

mrrp

[dense salmon]

Can anyone give me some tips on how to win more? I think I got like 12 11 wins

[glossy fulcrum]

git gud

[median pier]

Wish I knew✌️

[zenith sparrow]

I've got a dollar

Is that a good tip?

[glossy fulcrum]

i guess some general advice is like try new things dont force builds

not every run is flush

[dense salmon]

What the fuck were y'all talking about

[zenith sparrow]

High cards

[neat cypress]

Bloons

[median pier]

Someone with a name similar to what they do

[zenith sparrow]

I bandit

[neat cypress]

I wonder whom

[median pier]

May we never know

[neat cypress]

😔

[pearl flume]

You know what I feel bad for ?
the hyper edgy skeleton smoking a blunt while on fire, on a train speeding through hell, counting stacks of dollar bills while laughing and shooting guns type pfp.

People are gonna think those are all AI now.

[neat cypress]

I love those images

[storm condor]

I like it when people put doki doki literature club songs over those images

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[glossy fulcrum]

my wife this my wife that

[neat cypress]

No the skeletons are women so its yuri

[glossy fulcrum]

my body is a machine that turns families of four into dead

[neat cypress]

My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks

[glossy fulcrum]

no thats me

[neat cypress]

Both :3

[glossy fulcrum]

lol hetero

[neat cypress]

I will forward it

[glossy fulcrum]

wuh

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[neat cypress]

Hi

Sussy you’re a diamond? How could you

[zenith sparrow]

Betrayal never comes from the enemy

[tame juniper]

gives Smeared
Now get along

[neat cypress]

Okai :3

Wait

[neat cypress]

You’re a fudking clubber?

Im not listening to you

[tame juniper]

Spade actually

[neat cypress]

Ehhh

[tame juniper]

Before I put the Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart song in here

[neat cypress]

Idc abt shrimp

I mean

They’re cool i guess

[neat cypress]

HUH

[zenith sparrow]

You spelled srimp wrong

[fading hedge]

Always said i love memes never said in what language

[neat cypress]

No i didnt

[neat cypress]

Im responding to this

[neat cypress]

Shrimp and srimp are different silly

[zenith sparrow]

Srimp > shrimp

But what about scrimp

[vale cliff]

Chicken

[slate schooner]

I love breasts

[storm condor]

Fuh yeah

[tame juniper]

https://youtu.be/cTfGbO3IA-k?si=k_UGmNloEc68_J2Y

[slate schooner]

Great minds think alike

[zenith sparrow]

Aliens

Yes or no

[storm condor]

Yes

[foggy wharf]

im bored

like im sure this can keep going for a while without my help

im torn between just quitting, but also i wanna see how far it goes

[spiral zealot]

@zenith sparrow

[slate schooner]

I remember once having all paragons on monkey meadows when the pool glitch was still around and I got till like round 300 - 400 before it was taking about an hour per round

[foggy wharf]

ya im just starting to get fps drops

[glossy fulcrum]

maow

[slate schooner]

Rip

[foggy wharf]

idk where i got 1000 hp and counting

im not gonna build anything or use powers

and let it ride

[glossy fulcrum]

why this map

[spiral zealot]

this is like people playing cryptid mod

[foggy wharf]

it's new

and perfect for the aliens attack range

[slate schooner]

It was from the 050 banana farm

[glossy fulcrum]

thats the base game wym

[zenith sparrow]

Horse

[glossy fulcrum]

005

050 doesnt give lives

[slate schooner]

It gives 15 hp per round and after 1000 hp it gives 1

[slate schooner]

Shit mb

[foggy wharf]

050 is monkeynomics

[slate schooner]

I haven't touched btd6 in a while

I do remember all my tier 5 instas tho

I have atleast two tier 5 instas for every tower

[foggy wharf]

i knew those big guys would be my downfall

[slate schooner]

Rip

[foggy wharf]

naw im happy

i was getting bored

[spiral zealot]

yeah i know but getting bored and wanting to see how far it goes is classing unbalanced modded balatro

[foggy wharf]

well i was bored

[spiral zealot]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

you can play endless in base balatro

on the contrary id argue cryptid is lowkey boring

[slate schooner]

Btd6 late game is mega boring after you get like 10Million or more moneys

[glossy fulcrum]

yep

[foggy wharf]

especially with paragons now

[slate schooner]

It's fun when you play local co-op on console

Especially because it crashes when ever there's a vtsg

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought paragons werent even technically meta for hyper freeplay

[foggy wharf]

i wanna try that roguelike mode but im NOT paying money

[glossy fulcrum]

i have it

[slate schooner]

They kinda are

[glossy fulcrum]

it is okay

[slate schooner]

It's NOT worth

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe a few

like navarch

ninja

[slate schooner]

Yeah

I guess

[glossy fulcrum]

ninja is great

[slate schooner]

But they make it so much better

Like sub

[glossy fulcrum]

reduces all bloon hp by like 20 percent

[slate schooner]

And gives universal camo detection

[foggy wharf]

i think when you're like, TRYING to reach insane rounds, then paragons help mainly by saving space

[glossy fulcrum]

the camo detecttion is pretty negligible ngl

[foggy wharf]

after getting to 200 i couldn't imagine wanting to go beyond

wow that was boring

[slate schooner]

It's so ass

Every round takes like 3 minutes

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a save thats at like 280+

it is indeed ass

esp with lag

[slate schooner]

I know right

[foggy wharf]

my build to get to round 100 wasn't much different than 200

[neat cypress]

My highest round is like 350 or something meow meow

I dont use powers btw

[slate schooner]

I have a save that's round 300 and i can't open it with out my phone kicking me out of the game

[foggy wharf]

more filler monkeys but the core was the same

[glossy fulcrum]

psychopath

[slate schooner]

Not even tech bots?

[glossy fulcrum]

i couldnt imagine not using tech bots

[neat cypress]

I might sometimes use tech bots actually

[foggy wharf]

i used a couple extra monkeys cause i was bored clicking around

[glossy fulcrum]

okay liar

[foggy wharf]

idk what powers are

im kind of an old head bloons player

[neat cypress]

RARELY

[foggy wharf]

i was overwhelmed with how many monkeys there are

[slate schooner]

Shit like camo traps, road spikes, and thrive

[glossy fulcrum]

theyve been in since btd5 iirc

[slate schooner]

Same

But I got used to it

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a whole menu on the main screen dedicated to powers

its

pretty hard to miss...

[foggy wharf]

no i know, i justt have never fucked with them

felt like cheating

• they cost monkey bux and i'd rather buy heros and skins

[glossy fulcrum]

tech bots are basically manditory for mega late game

due to uhh

all the overclocks

[neat cypress]

Not really just fucking dont be lazy

[slate schooner]

I wish powers costed normal money and not monkey money

[slate schooner]

No

Too much work

[glossy fulcrum]

and manually managing a molasses speed game is the most torturous processed dreamedup by man

[foggy wharf]

like monkey coins?

[neat cypress]

That… ruins the point

Its called cash

[glossy fulcrum]

it becomes impossible to keep up with at some point

[neat cypress]

To you maybe

[foggy wharf]

monkey cash

[foggy wharf]

hotkeys

[glossy fulcrum]

no its just cash

[glossy fulcrum]

still

[neat cypress]

I spend 7 hours straight placing all of my monkey farms pixel perfectly

[slate schooner]

Shit you're right

I just don't wanna pay monkey money for farmers and tech bots

[neat cypress]

Farmers??

Come on bro how lazy are you

[glossy fulcrum]

it aint even cheating gng its a game mechanic

[slate schooner]

You need one farmer per game

[foggy wharf]

naw, when roadspikes were first introduced they costed regular monkey cash.

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never had issues with monkey money

[neat cypress]

No

Just dont be lazy

[glossy fulcrum]

i have all heroes and skins

[slate schooner]

No

[glossy fulcrum]

hundreds of farmers

[foggy wharf]

i just use banks, or the monkey city

[neat cypress]

Woa

[glossy fulcrum]

and still like 40k mm

[slate schooner]

WHAO

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[slate schooner]

THATS A LOT OF DOLLARS

I have like 2k

[neat cypress]

Do a bunch of 4-2-0 farms around a 0-2-5 farm

[foggy wharf]

ive bought monkey money once and have been coasting on it since

i just buy heros thats it

[glossy fulcrum]

you earn monkey money when you win ._.

[slate schooner]

But that has a limited amount of range smh

[foggy wharf]

exactly

[neat cypress]

It has very big range

[foggy wharf]

between earning it and those missions things

[glossy fulcrum]

ive never bought monkey money my whole life

[slate schooner]

Too little for me

[neat cypress]

Plus a 2-0-5 village

[glossy fulcrum]

all my monkey money has blood sweat and TEARS inside it

also im level V5

[foggy wharf]

you have the roguelike

don't you get money with it?

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

no

[neat cypress]

I have both dlcs

[glossy fulcrum]

mayve

idk

i forgot

[slate schooner]

I dedicate ¾ of the map space to farms and ¼ to defence

That's how i roll

[glossy fulcrum]

my daily reward is at 833 today

wowie

[slate schooner]

Whao

Mines at 30

300

[zenith sparrow]

Monki

[glossy fulcrum]

for me its 80% farms until i have enough money then its like 2% farms

[foggy wharf]

you want to minimize the cash spent on defence and maximize cash spent on income. So JUST enough towers to survive the rounds, if you wanna maximize cash flow

[glossy fulcrum]

support temples make money

[neat cypress]

I play bloons rarely, but when i do, i will play for three days straight

[glossy fulcrum]

soo

mpw

[slate schooner]

I never sell farms unless I have to

[foggy wharf]

spent a lot of time playing at work and social obligations on my phone

[slate schooner]

I'm fucking corporate levels of greed

[foggy wharf]

accounts syncing is so sick

[glossy fulcrum]

at some point you just get more money than you could ever possibly spend

[neat cypress]

Thats when it gets boring

[icy obsidian]

Balaorg is a scam

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[foggy wharf]

i wish balatro did

like sync mobile and pc

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[neat cypress]

Didnt thunk talk abt it.

[slate schooner]

How you get joker role?

[icy obsidian]

I got banned from a competition server a whole month before it even started

[zenith sparrow]

Secret

[icy obsidian]

Guess

[glossy fulcrum]

joker role is given at thunks discretion iir

c

[slate schooner]

I see

[glossy fulcrum]

like thats the only way

[zenith sparrow]

No asking, being helpful/funny

And absolutely at random too

[foggy wharf]

damn, im the funniest one here

wheres my joker role

[glossy fulcrum]

im funnier

eyeroll

[slate schooner]

So true

[glossy fulcrum]

:3c

[zenith sparrow]

I'm the least funny one here

[neat cypress]

So close! You’re the [[insert adjective]] here

[foggy wharf]

youve historically not been so

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont know me

[foggy wharf]

oiliest

[glossy fulcrum]

like that

[zenith sparrow]

Slippy, the fit be drippy

[icy obsidian]

Yooo I’m a heart too (joker role overrides your colour)

[foggy wharf]

i've been known to be slippery

writhing even

[neat cypress]

Hell yeah twin i knew i liked you man

[zenith sparrow]

Anyway

[foggy wharf]

how do i get heart?

i'd rather that than joker

[zenith sparrow]

Channels and roles

[foggy wharf]

hellya

pink

whiskas

[zenith sparrow]

I just want wild card but that's a pipe dream and a half

[neat cypress]

<@&1133519078540185692>

@glossy fulcrum yo twin wanna join

[glossy fulcrum]

hell yeah

boobies

[neat cypress]

(Asking them to pin it)

Aww they killed it

[zenith sparrow]

I took a sneak peek

Virus central in there

[neat cypress]

Why

🤨

[neat cypress]

Well duh

[zenith sparrow]

Because I'm bored

[neat cypress]

Riiight 😉

[glossy fulcrum]

its ok boobies are awesome

[zenith sparrow]

I agree, that's a perk of being married

Free boobies whenever

[icy obsidian]

Ikr its pretty fun to play with them

[glossy fulcrum]

idk im gay and single

[neat cypress]

Just come out as lesbian already

[neat cypress]

Im right here

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[hazy siren]

i might be gay

[zenith sparrow]

JUST KISS ALREADY 🗣️

[hazy siren]

idk

im too lazy to care

[neat cypress]

I cant skinky is too old

[worldly temple]

wait tf going on here

[hazy siren]

idk

[neat cypress]

Clubber

[icy obsidian]

Monster and skinky 👀

[hazy siren]

what is joker role for

[icy obsidian]

Nah impossible skinky is gay

[worldly temple]

I can’t tell if that’s a funny way to say my name or clubs

[zenith sparrow]

Secret

[worldly temple]

being blue

[hazy siren]

???

[icy obsidian]

Thunk hands it out

[worldly temple]

basically

[hazy siren]

can i have it

[icy obsidian]

Idk what his criteria is

[zenith sparrow]

Nop

[worldly temple]

ionno

[hazy siren]

im the one and only canpion

[zenith sparrow]

Asking immediately disqualifies

[hazy siren]

fr

[zenith sparrow]

It's in the rules

[hazy siren]

awg

awh

[worldly temple]

Normally is people that gives good feedback

[zenith sparrow]

Or people that play along with his jokes

[icy obsidian]

But I got it for a different reason

[zenith sparrow]

Like beets and mildew got someone a joker

[hazy siren]

no

[worldly temple]

he felt like it ionno is his server

[hazy siren]

FUCK beets and mildew

[zenith sparrow]

Hey, that one dude said it

Then he got joker

[glossy fulcrum]

skinking it

[icy obsidian]

I got it because I guessed his first console

[worldly temple]

chat am i close to naneinf?

[worldly temple]

tru

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[hazy siren]

we all start somewhere

[worldly temple]

fuck yeah

getting there

[glossy fulcrum]

most played hand flush

BLocked

[hazy siren]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

murdered

[worldly temple]

shhh

[glossy fulcrum]

devoured

[hazy siren]

mine is too

[zenith sparrow]

I'm still stuck down in the 100ks

[hazy siren]

i used to be a spammer

[icy obsidian]

How is your high score 15

[hazy siren]

naneinf

[glossy fulcrum]

naneinf resets it

[worldly temple]

wat

[glossy fulcrum]

👅

[storm condor]

-naneinf, trust

[worldly temple]

hey i have a flush enjoyer past

dw abt that

[icy obsidian]

Personally I started as a two pair spammer

[neat cypress]

its a slur for club users

[zenith sparrow]

High card for the win