🎙・server-chat

[compact stump]

Hey thunky

[fierce rain]

when will ben starr join the battle

[wooden kiln]

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-5-rupauls-drag-race-dr-cXUvMSfnkWaze

[fierce rain]

woah buddy

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[rare yew]

Nice link

[fierce rain]

laugh at this guy

[compact stump]

lol

[fierce rain]

lol

[sharp cliff]

🫵 😂

[wooden kiln]

hyaaaa

hyup

[hoary mango]

for the 48 miami to the tip of washington state is 52 hours

[fierce rain]

itty bitty country

i think it’s 50 hours from me to thunk alone

[wooden kiln]

I dont even know why the link is called that I wanted to send the challenger approaching thing 🙁

[fierce rain]

not that i would want to pull up

[rare yew]

You don’t know where I am

[fierce rain]

i know the province

[compact stump]

Are you certain.

[rare yew]

I doubt it

[fierce rain]

it’s 50 hours from my province to yours

[sweet herald]

You say that like you have his exact geographical coordinates

[fierce rain]

saskatchewan

[hoary mango]

bro has his ip address

[sweet herald]

Bro has his address

[rare yew]

Nah he doesn’t

[hoary mango]

bro knows what room hes in

[fierce rain]

123 freddyfazbear lane

[solemn elm]

localthunk lives on elephant blvd

[rare yew]

I don’t live in Sask

[fierce rain]

are you sure

[rare yew]

I’m from Saskatchewan

[hoary mango]

ok that narrows it down to all the others

[fierce rain]

ahh

[wooden kiln]

are you bri'ish?

[fierce rain]

ok 12 more provinces and territories

[sweet herald]

pretty sure
three a trash bag into space

[fierce rain]

which are we choosing

[solemn elm]

im choosing to let localthunk remain anonymous

[compact stump]

he lives at 308 negra arroyo lane

[wooden kiln]

australia

[rare yew]

Yeah we don’t have to do this

[hoary mango]

mr thinking please dont be in quebec ✊ 😔 idk how i would deal if bro spoke fr*nch

[fierce rain]

i’m going to rule out the maritimes, quebec, ontario, and the territories

[wooden kiln]

sacre bleu

[compact stump]

tru

[hoary mango]

bagette

[fierce rain]

if i had to guess it would be Saskatchewan again (he’s lying), Manitoba, or Alberta

[rare yew]

Can you actually not though

[wooden kiln]

sacre blaguette

[fierce rain]

ok

[rare yew]

I keep having to warn you about shit

[fierce rain]

bet bet

[fierce rain]

it’s fineee

you enjoy my presence

[compact stump]

He tolerates*

[fierce rain]

both can be true

anyways

uh

talk about the best vegetable

i like broccoli

[sweet herald]

Aw fuck broccoli is so good

[fierce rain]

it really is

[sweet herald]

Hmmmm that’s a tuffy

[compact stump]

this is sad, chat died as soon as yall stopped talking abt doxxing the owner

[wooden kiln]

broccoli sucks ass

[sweet herald]

Potatoes count through right

[fierce rain]

i like steamed broccoli and roasted broccoli

[fierce rain]

oh yes

[sweet herald]

I fucking LOVE potatoes

That’s my favorite

[wooden kiln]

onions are the best vegetable

[fierce rain]

i fucking love potatoes too

[sweet herald]

ONIONS YES

[fierce rain]

i always forget potatoes are a vegetable

onions suck balls

[sweet herald]

As I’ve gotten older I appreciate onions so much

[compact stump]

grow

[sweet herald]

EXCUSE you, sir

[wooden kiln]

I mean you like brococoli so thats to be expected

[compact stump]

onions are goated

[oblique isle]

Nah the best vegetable is you

[fierce rain]

onions really don’t taste good

[sweet herald]

Onions are the essential in almost every meal I’ve ever eaten

[compact stump]

i didn’t like em at first but u gotta grow it out

[wooden kiln]

nah the best vegetable is the plant

[sweet herald]

Raw onions hit so hard

[fierce rain]

i mean like

[compact stump]

HELL NAW

[fierce rain]

they’re ok in things

[stray vault]

How about water spinach

[compact stump]

that’s crossing the line tho

[fierce rain]

like i like cooking beef in onions

but i don’t actually eat the onions

[wooden kiln]

theyre the best flavour addition

[sweet herald]

Raw onion on like a burger or diced onions on tacos or something is so good what!!??

Raw onions are fire

[wooden kiln]

youre not meant to eat them like an apple

[fierce rain]

i like the onion juice but i hate eating onions

[sweet herald]

Onion juice is a little cursed

[wooden kiln]

never heard that opinion before icl

[fierce rain]

they’re aesthetically pleasing

[river iron]

Onions fucking disgust me

[fierce rain]

real

[compact stump]

Huh i thought you meant raw as eating only a raw onion without anything else

[wooden kiln]

no

[oblique isle]

They’re disgusted by you too

You make THEM cry

[sweet herald]

No I promise I’m not that far gone

[compact stump]

onions are the best vegetable to cook with.

[fierce rain]

good.

they deserve it.

[river iron]

Picky eaters exist

[wooden kiln]

nahhhh

[fierce rain]

i’m sad for you americans

you’ll never know the joy of canadian delicacies

like Kraft Dinner

[wooden kiln]

like bagged milk?

[fierce rain]

or All Dressed Ruffles Chips

[sweet herald]

As in Kraft Mac and cheese?

Kraft the brand?

[fierce rain]

no, they’re different

[river iron]

I only had Ruffles Chips twice in my life

[oblique isle]

I’ll just eat a Canadian

[fierce rain]

it’s kraft mac and cheese but it’s different

and significantly better

[sweet herald]

Probably has less chemicals in it which is a plus

[fierce rain]

no

[river iron]

But yeah onions and like diced tomatoes disgust me

[fierce rain]

no it doesn’t

[compact stump]

i’m sorry but cultural food in north america ain’t it

[oblique isle]

The chems add immunity booster

[river iron]

ESPECIALLY carrots

[fierce rain]

Poutine:

[elder hemlock]

can you send me some im hungry

[river iron]

carrots are my enemy

[compact stump]

name other 3

[fierce rain]

sure what’s your exact address

[sweet herald]

That’s what the suits at Big Chemical want you to think

[elder hemlock]

6767 cornmill road

[oblique isle]

They’re prepping us for chemical warfare

[sweet herald]

Oh my gosh

[oblique isle]

Cause we’re eating the thing they use to melt flesh (I’m lying)

[fierce rain]

Maple Syrup and Butter Tarts

[rare yew]

They are quite literally identical

[fierce rain]

nope

they were at one point

[rare yew]

The branding worked on you

[compact stump]

tf are butter tarts

[fierce rain]

but it’s different now

[fierce rain]

nuh uh

kraft dinner supremacy

[sweet herald]

Yall are making me very hungry my goodness

[river iron]

What the hell is a kraft dinner

[elder hemlock]

im about to have a kraft lunch 🔥

[sweet herald]

Chicken Alfredo would hit so hard rn

[fierce rain]

IM HAVING THAT TOMORROW

[sweet herald]

WHAT NO FAIR

[fierce rain]

my girlfriend and i are going to east side mario’s (an italian chain only in canada basically)

and i’m getting chicken alfredo

it’s gonna be so good

[sweet herald]

Mannnnnn

[elder hemlock]

mm im getting seafood with my gf and my grandparents tomorrow

[river iron]

Where i live we sustain ourselves with blood

[rare yew]

Proof?

[sweet herald]

-# can I come I’m hungwy

[compact stump]

romania?

[rare yew]

We just have the better named box

[fierce rain]

super romantic bringing your grandparents to valentines dinner

[river iron]

Absolutely

[compact stump]

Knew it

[elder hemlock]

i rarely get to see them so its exciting theyll be in town

[sweet herald]

Hot take but Kraft doesn’t hit as hard as it did years ago

[elder hemlock]

plus my gf loves them

[river iron]

What is photochadchad was real

[sweet herald]

I don’t like it as much anymore

[rare yew]

The internet tells me the ingredients list looks different because of like different regulations

But they’re the same

[elder hemlock]

thats probably why canadian tastes better

[wooden kiln]

what if bananas were real

[fierce rain]

our noodles are made from actual wheat, it’s a different texture, and the canadian version has a different serving size

[elder hemlock]

cuz american kraft has 50 million preservatives or soemthing

[river iron]

Whenever i think of canada i think of poutine, hockey and Celeste

[compact stump]

genuinely who cares about the wheat.

[sweet herald]

Okay but poutine looks fire

[wooden kiln]

Celeste the game was made by canadians?

[sweet herald]

That looks sooo good

[fierce rain]

when yours is made of straight up chemicals i care

[river iron]

isn’t Maddy Thorson canadian?

[rare yew]

You think you could have a blind taste test and know which is which

[compact stump]

yum

[wooden kiln]

had to google it but yh seems so

sweet

I just started farewell

[elder hemlock]

ill send a canadian in this chat a box of my kraft spirals i have in my closet for a taste test

[rare yew]

It’s gotta be Mac n cheese

[elder hemlock]

It is its jsut spiral shaped

[rare yew]

Like the simple normie ones

[oblique isle]

Who even is this “Mac” guy?

[fierce rain]

honestly no, but that’s because kraft dinner tastes different proportionately to the amount of milk and butter the person adds, and nobody actually measures, they always just wing it

[rare yew]

I think I can tell if I’m eating a spiral

[sweet herald]

What’s y’all’s opinion on velveta shells

[elder hemlock]

Do you guys not have spirals there lol

[fierce rain]

kill it with fire

[sweet herald]

WHAT

[river iron]

One of my friends is the first in my country to do FWG

[fierce rain]

we have shells

it’s even better

[rare yew]

Kraft dinner isn’t spirals

[compact stump]

Well taste the sauce then

[elder hemlock]

Oh interesting

[wooden kiln]

lessgo

[elder hemlock]

we have different shape options

[river iron]

First in Romania

[rare yew]

We do too

[sweet herald]

My heart has been shattered, Mr president

[rare yew]

But it’s not Kraft dinner

[elder hemlock]

Oh just no spirals?

Makes sense

[rare yew]

No we do

[wooden kiln]

the best shape is dino nuggies

[elder hemlock]

Oh

[fierce rain]

guys i live 15 minutes away from maine, i can go pick up a box of kraft mac and cheese literally right now if you want

[rare yew]

The spirals aren’t called Kraft dinner

[compact stump]

do it

[elder hemlock]

Ohhhhhh

[rare yew]

Kraft dinner is a specific thing

[elder hemlock]

i see now

[rare yew]

The best one is Annie’s white cheddar shells

By far

No contest

[elder hemlock]

i love white cheddar

[sweet herald]

Ooo I still need to try that

[fierce rain]

is that the vegan stuff

[rare yew]

I have 20 boxes in my pantry

[sweet herald]

I love ehite chedder mm yum

[rare yew]

No

[elder hemlock]

Do you guys have smartfood popcorn in canada, its my favorite premade popcorn

[compact stump]

How do yall have that many options, we have NONE here

[fierce rain]

ok good, they do make vegan annie’s and it’s not great

[elder hemlock]

the white cheddar one specifically

[compact stump]

i have never had mac n cheese or any variation

[fierce rain]

so many canadians are health nuts

[rare yew]

What

[wooden kiln]

as in white cheddar popcorn?

[fierce rain]

we have a lot of options for everything WHAT

[elder hemlock]

Yes

[rare yew]

What

Wait what

[fierce rain]

you’ve never had mac and smcheese

[wooden kiln]

why

[rare yew]

How

[fierce rain]

WHY

[elder hemlock]

its so good

[fierce rain]

how

[compact stump]

Not common in spain/europe

[fierce rain]

WHAT

go buy some

i’ll e-transfer you

[compact stump]

THERES NONE

[fierce rain]

shit uh

[elder hemlock]

im sending you spirals

[fierce rain]

i’ll send you a wire transfer

[wooden kiln]

nah the best one is simply salted popcorn

[elder hemlock]

you gotta trust me on this one its so good

[sweet herald]

Wire transfer 💀

[compact stump]

and trust me i’ve searched

[wooden kiln]

ive had it once or twice but its hard to find in europe

[compact stump]

at least in my city

[fierce rain]

well how else do you send money across countries

[rare yew]

You’re telling me in Europe they don’t have pasta with cheese

[fierce rain]

we do interac e transfer here, you guys do cash app and shit

[sweet herald]

Bro I thought you were transferring the actual pasta via wire transfer

[wooden kiln]

carrier pidgeon

[spark atlas]

Greggs has some good mac and cheese

[wooden kiln]

p much

[green scroll]

yes

[elder hemlock]

im just gonna throw the box reaaaaally far and hope you catch it

[compact stump]

Not like that, no

[wooden kiln]

Greggs? Mac and cheese?

[fierce rain]

DUDE I WILL SEND YOU A RECIPE RIGHT NOW. I WILL ALSO SEND YOU THE MONEY. GO MAKE MAC AND CHEESE

[elder hemlock]

omg i miss greggs i ate it every morning when i visited london

[rare yew]

Mac and cheese is essentially just pasta and some kind of cheese sauce

[wooden kiln]

their baguettes are class

[fierce rain]

this is the answer

but it’s so good

[compact stump]

i actually never had that

[spark atlas]

Goated place fr

[wooden kiln]

just different cultures icl

[rare yew]

Like isn’t Cacio e Pepe basically cheesy pasta?

That’s Italian as hell

[fierce rain]

are you neglected

[wooden kiln]

might have a bit too much cheese for us

[elder hemlock]

the triple chocolate donut was so good oh my god, and the way they have everything allergy labelled, i can almost never safely eat at donut shops in america because they dont care about people with allergies

[compact stump]

what 😭

[compact stump]

never had that either 😭

[wooden kiln]

it looks completely different though

[fierce rain]

i can’t imagine never having any form of noodles and cheese sauce growing up

[rare yew]

So

[fierce rain]

maybe that’s a north america thing but holy hell

[tawny pasture]

seconded, wife gets it all the time

[compact stump]

we have noodles

[sweet herald]

Mac and cheese was so essential in my childhood

[wooden kiln]

alot less cheese

[fierce rain]

go make a cheese sauce

[wooden kiln]

I think

[rare yew]

It’s still cheesy pasta

[compact stump]

ion wanna

[fierce rain]

i literally had kraft dinner last night

[rare yew]

If anything it’ll have more cheese

[fierce rain]

they even make little microwaveable cups, not sure if they do that in america

[elder hemlock]

u guys are making me want to make one of my spare mac n cheese boxes for lunch

[wooden kiln]

true

[compact stump]

I actually could make carbonara

[elder hemlock]

oh yeah we have those

[fierce rain]

they’re great for when i’m at work

[elder hemlock]

those were my savior last semester

[wooden kiln]

it kinda looks like posh mac and cheese icl

[fierce rain]

sweet

[green scroll]

i figuratively had kraft dinner last night

[solemn elm]

the first recipe i found said 80g of cheese per 200g of pasta

[elder hemlock]

the velveeta mac n cheese shells cups wow those were saving me when i didnt have a kitchen last semester

[tawny pasture]

they have panera mac and cheese in grocery stores now so we'll scoop that a lot

[wooden kiln]

I bet you mac and cheese is more easy

[elder hemlock]

oh i love the panera mac n cheese cups

[green scroll]

they do?!?!?

[fierce rain]

#🃏・off-topic message

[elder hemlock]

theyre jsut really expensive compared to the velveeta ones

[rare yew]

Europeans really like “oh we don’t have that disgusting Mac and cheese, pasta mixed with cheese”

Also Europeans:

[sweet herald]

I’ve never had Panera I wanna try it though

[sweet herald]

Oh my god that looks delicious

[fierce rain]

ok but that looks phenomenal

[rare yew]

I KNOW

[fierce rain]

i want to try olive garden so bad

[tawny pasture]

yea but thats different because they use long noodles

[sweet herald]

Thunk you’re killing me I want that so bad

[fierce rain]

i’ve never had olive garden

[wooden kiln]

i dont see it as disgusting

[solemn elm]

spaghetti 😭

[compact stump]

i did not say it was disgusting.

[ionic hinge]

Mac and cheese is alright I guess I take meds that make my appetite for food non existent

[elder hemlock]

this would go down my throat in one gulp im so hungry

[tawny pasture]

gesundheit

[rare yew]

Fair, but you do have it there

It’s just fancy

[spark atlas]

Pasta bake is goated

[fierce rain]

i would unhinge my jaw like my pet snake wilson and eat it in one bite

[compact stump]

mhmmm fair

ITS STILL NOT THE SAME

[elder hemlock]

im so hungry i could eat Gary McCready

[rare yew]

It’s pretty much the same

[fierce rain]

i’m so hungry i could

[solemn elm]

its just cheesy pasta

[tawny pasture]

i have a club sandwhich and some chips and pickle chips rn

[fierce rain]

i could eat a

i could eat a 🐴

[spark atlas]

Mmmm pickle

[sweet herald]

I’m so jealous
Of all yall
Yall better share your food

Share with the class

[rare yew]

I made cheesy pasta last night

[wooden kiln]

he turned himself into a pickle funniest shit ive ever seen

[compact stump]

it might be

[spark atlas]

And a leg

[rare yew]

It is

[wooden kiln]

I agree icl

[fierce rain]

i had free kfc last night

[green scroll]

I'm so hungry I could eat cleb

[elder hemlock]

im so hungry i could eat richard nixon

[wooden kiln]

I think the only difference is the baking part with extra cheese on top and the type of pasta

[solemn elm]

cacio e pepe is mac and less cheese

[spark atlas]

Im so hungry I could eat

[tawny pasture]

last night was sushi night. so i got sesame chicken

[rare yew]

That was my dinner

[wooden kiln]

kfc is the goat

[compact stump]

BROCCOLI

[elder hemlock]

that looks heavenly

[fierce rain]

erm what the sigma

[rare yew]

That is false cheese though

[sweet herald]

gimme

[rare yew]

It’s vegan, I don’t normally eat vegan

[compact stump]

broccoli is goaaated

[solemn elm]

woah what brand

[rare yew]

I usually eat cheese

[sweet herald]

It still looks delicious

[elder hemlock]

i love broccoli

[rare yew]

Homemade

[solemn elm]

Ive not found a good vegan cheese brand

[sweet herald]

Broccoli is so good

[fierce rain]

BROCCOLI

[solemn elm]

of course...

[fierce rain]

HELL YEAH

[sweet herald]

We Stan broccoli in the Balatro server

[rare yew]

You ready for the bullshit ingredients list

[wooden kiln]

no arms?

[rare yew]

For this fake cheese

[sweet herald]

Absolutely

[fierce rain]

sure thing

[compact stump]

no

[solemn elm]

every single person ive spoken to about vegan cheese has said the best ones are homemade

[elder hemlock]

shoudl i be scared

[tawny pasture]

if its good ill try it. ive yet to find a vegan cheese ive enjoyed long term

[solemn elm]

i just dont have the time

[spark atlas]

All leg

[rare yew]

• grated potatoes
• raw cashews
• a whole onion
• nutritional yeast

And seasoning

[fierce rain]

oh goodness

[elder hemlock]

aw man that would kill me

[rare yew]

Isn’t that fucked

[sweet herald]

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

[compact stump]

What

[wooden kiln]

You need to leg go

[tawny pasture]

thats wild

[sweet herald]

That sounds like a lot of vegan cheeses I’ve heard of

[fierce rain]

that sounds really good but i would never think that’s cheese

[tawny pasture]

any particular seasoning or just chefs choice

[spark atlas]

Lego? Where are the instructions

[solemn elm]

ive made cheesy pasta with cashews and nooch before too, seems like a lot of recipes use them both

[wooden kiln]

near the lego logo

[pallid sapphire]

cashews huh

interesting

[compact stump]

how do you even call that “Cheese”

[rare yew]

Vinegar, paprika, salt n pep

[elder hemlock]

as much as i would like to try and eat healthier that recipe would quite literally kill me im deathly allergic to cashews 😭

[fierce rain]

honestly sounds more like the ingredients for a hummus than a cheese sauce

[sweet herald]

Cheese is a human construct

[ionic hinge]

Like sometimes the thought of eating disgust me i tend to have to force feed myself

[tawny pasture]

interesting

[rare yew]

I want you to do something for me. Try and come up with a cheese alternative that doesn’t contain milk products

[compact stump]

made with milk

[spark atlas]

How do you pronounce paprika

[tawny pasture]

just blended im assuming?

[compact stump]

Bet

[rare yew]

Yes

[sweet herald]

That’s what the suits at Big Milk want you to think

[pallid sapphire]

finna make an omelette without any egg

[wooden kiln]

pa, like the one that left for the milk, prika

[solemn elm]

soaked cashews and then blended is how i made mine

[rare yew]

I simmered everything to cook it all first

[tawny pasture]

interesting

[rare yew]

That softened the cashews

[fierce rain]

i uh, i had a friend who’s lactose intolerance who makes annie’s mac and cheese with vegetable butter and no milk. she’s not my friend anymore.

(unrelated)

[elder hemlock]

ties cut via vegan mac n cheese

[tawny pasture]

cheese and meat are my biggest deterrants for vegan food. Although i remember HCjustin talking about cooking with soy curls and some of those recipes looked bangin

[rare yew]

Okay so I made that vegan Mac n cheese right, with that fake cheese

And it was great

[fierce rain]

mhm

[rare yew]

But it was not cheese

[fierce rain]

well yeah

it was potato

[rare yew]

Like not even close

[solemn elm]

meat has been the easiest. you wont find things that taste the same, but there are so many things that taste incredible

[rare yew]

It looks like cheese but that’s about it

[solemn elm]

tofu is very versatile

[elder hemlock]

did it taste anything liek cheese?

[sweet herald]

But did it have the spirit of cheese maybe? Texture wise or anything?

[tawny pasture]

we mostly have done the branded meat substitutes and it just doesnt hit the same

[rare yew]

No

It tasted good

[elder hemlock]

lol

[rare yew]

But it was an entirely different flavour

[ionic hinge]

Food.

[elder hemlock]

How would you describe it

[sweet herald]

It looks like it would go awesome with steamed cauliflower is that weird

[tawny pasture]

i enjoy anything with cashews. i gotta big jar on the kitchen counter i scoop from alot

[fierce rain]

i morally like the concept of being a vegan but i don’t think i could live without chicken or cheese

[rare yew]

It tasted like the ingredients

Definitely onion and nooch

[solemn elm]

marinating tofu and then coating it in a bit of corn starch and then frying, thats my go to.

[elder hemlock]

I unfortunately dont know what a cashew tastes like

[rare yew]

What

[sweet herald]

Cashews go so hard

[elder hemlock]

it would kill me

[sweet herald]

Oh

[rare yew]

Oh

[elder hemlock]

allergic

[fierce rain]

it tastes like a nut

[rare yew]

Fair

[elder hemlock]

lol

[sweet herald]

I am so sorry omega

[pallid sapphire]

that's nuts

[fierce rain]

absolutely nutty

[tawny pasture]

you can live vicariously through us

[solemn elm]

theyre quite mild

[elder hemlock]

On it sir 🫡

[solemn elm]

and a little creamy

[elder hemlock]

Lol after youve lived your whole life nut free you start to get used to it

[compact stump]

you are right, there’s no such thing as a vegan cheese they r all a mix of some lots of things

[tawny pasture]

a good cashew chicken is one of my favorite dishes

[fierce rain]

i’m like halfway to halal… i’m allergic to pig which means no porkchop or bacon

[sweet herald]

Oh my goodness cashew chicken

[elder hemlock]

the hardest part isnt the fact that i wish i knew what they tasted like but rather the fact that america doesnt give 2 farts about protecting the health of people with allergues

[rare yew]

You guys ready for another thunk story time

[elder hemlock]

yes

[rare yew]

This one is about nuts

[fierce rain]

yes please

[sweet herald]

Yes

[compact stump]

allergic to pig is diabolical

[fierce rain]

i love thunk story time

[rare yew]

Ok so this past summer I did the West Coast Trail. It’s a trail on the west coast of Vancouver Island. I was hiking for 6 days with my partner and 2 friends.

It’s quite a popular trail so to pass the time well would ask every person we passed one question
“What is your favourite nut”

We collated the answers in my iPhone notes app and at the end of the trail we ended up surveying like 100 people

[elder hemlock]

Oh interesting

[solemn elm]

-1?

[fierce rain]

what are the -1

[compact stump]

yeah

[tawny pasture]

coconut, thats a me ass answer

[rare yew]

People saying they hate those nuts

[sweet herald]

Cashews freakin swept no contest wow

[fierce rain]

did they die along the way

oh

yeah that makes sense

[sweet herald]

Lmao what????

[acoustic kettle]

Pistachios all the way over here

[river iron]

I absolutely love pecan

[compact stump]

makes sense

[tawny pasture]

cashew, pecan, pistachio top 3

[compact stump]

pistachio is so good

[fierce rain]

i’m actually not a massive nut guy

[elder hemlock]

me too but thats because its the only one on this list that wouldnt kill me

[acoustic kettle]

Peanut is a basic b**** answer ngl

[fierce rain]

as such i don’t really know what a cashew looks like

[pallid sapphire]

those 2 brazil nut people must be stopped

[solemn elm]

cashew, pistachio and peanut are in my top 3

[pallid sapphire]

absolutely demonic

[fierce rain]

i’ve had plenty of nuts but i don’t know what any of them are

[sweet herald]

Have you ever seen a cashew plant

[rare yew]

Peanut is a blue collar working man’s nut how dare you

[fierce rain]

no

[solemn elm]

nut hipster

[sweet herald]

Cashews grow so sus

[rare yew]

Peanuts are also popular for a reason

They’re delicious

[acoustic kettle]

Oh good i post once in this discord and i get flamed to hell and back

[oblique isle]

Also cause a lot of candy

[fierce rain]

i like licking the salted shells

[tawny pasture]

so popular they put them in cokes around here.

And also boil peanuts, which i cannoy stand

[compact stump]

boil peanuts?

[pallid sapphire]

ground up peanuts are really nice in lots of noodle dishes

[sweet herald]

#🃏・off-topic

[elder hemlock]

im jealous

[acoustic kettle]

Never said they arent good, just saying that they arent the best nuts

[pallid sapphire]

boiled peanuts done properly are a pretty cool binge snack

I'm not sure how to describe the flavor and texture in english

[rare yew]

I believe what you said is that “it’s a basic b** answer”

[compact stump]

lol

[acoustic kettle]

To claim that they are the best nuts yeah

[tawny pasture]

yup, its a southern thing. I used to go to flea markets back in like 09-12 looking for snes/nes games and there was always like a dozen boiled peanut vendors. i can stand the smell

[acoustic kettle]

But i see i ruffled some feathers

[fierce rain]

what’s everyone’s favourite ice cream brand

[sweet herald]

Here’s the real question:
salted or unsalted nuts?

For me unsalted all the way

[fierce rain]

salted

[rare yew]

I think I voted pecan

[river iron]

Salted 1000%

[fierce rain]

i like pecan pie

[wooden kiln]

ben and jerry's

[tawny pasture]

a good pecan pie is hard to beat

[compact stump]

I can only imagine the texture of those things

[elder hemlock]

if i tell you its gonna doxx me becuase its a my city only thing

[fierce rain]

gross

[sweet herald]

Salted it too much after a short while I can’t handle a lot of salt

[river iron]

Lidl

[fierce rain]

honestly same

[elder hemlock]

hop off

[next raven]

bing

[fierce rain]

it’s too sugary

[wooden kiln]

y

[acoustic kettle]

I apologize and want to say that i freakin love the game i got c++ and got a bunch of friends to play it aswell, thanks for making such a beautiful game

[fierce rain]

and too expensive for such a little amount

[tawny pasture]

its boiled in salt water so theyre just kinda soft

[wooden kiln]

fair

[river iron]

LIDL knockoffs are arguably better than the original

[fierce rain]

i’ve never heard of LIDL

[sweet herald]

I don’t eat ice cream enough to have an opinion

I like ice cream sandwiches

[compact stump]

A soft peanut sounds bad enough to me

[rare yew]

Opposite of BEEG

[fierce rain]

i really like Chapmans which i think is canada only

[river iron]

Grocery store chain in Europe

[tawny pasture]

basically if youve had any dish thjat youve had with chopped or whole peanuts its the same texture

[compact stump]

WHAT

[wooden kiln]

theres a store called BEEG?

[rare yew]

Oh so you can do it but we can’t???

[compact stump]

lidl is goateeed

[sweet herald]

that was a good joke thunk

[fierce rain]

i’ve never heard of beeg either

[compact stump]

YOU SAID THE SAME

[fallen sparrow]

theres a store called soup

[fierce rain]

ohh

[rare yew]

We don’t have that in NA

[fierce rain]

yikes

[tawny pasture]

yeah but theyre spelled differently depending on region. mines spelled C O S T C O

[sweet herald]

Can I buy clothes there

[elder hemlock]

Oh my god Costco my beloved

[sweet herald]

COSTCO CHICKEN BAKE

[compact stump]

i think i haven’t had any lmao

[tawny pasture]

we have LIDLs here too

[rare yew]

Nobody liked my BEEG joke

[sweet herald]

I LIKED IT

[rare yew]

Oh I guess not Canada then

[tawny pasture]

i said +2 in my mind

[fierce rain]

i was going to ask thunk if he’s ever heard of chapmans ice cream but then i remembered he’s vegan fml is anyone else a canadian

[fallen sparrow]

idk go to the next aisle

[rare yew]

I am not vegan

[compact stump]

there were 2 people here that understood it

[tawny pasture]

theyre relatively new around here though like within the past 5+ years.

[rare yew]

I eat ice cream

[fierce rain]

oh damn

ok

[wooden kiln]

thats a boom and not a doom then?

[fierce rain]

are you vegetarian

[rare yew]

Ye

[fierce rain]

sorry i’m really bad with thoughts

[elder hemlock]

mocha chocolate chip best flavor of ice cream who else is with me

[tawny pasture]

we've had aldi forever though and people overseas are sometimes surprised by it

[sweet herald]

Oh no screw the meme, I genuinely love the chicken bake

[wooden kiln]

vanilla is the best flavour

[sweet herald]

That thing is so good

[fierce rain]

have you heard of chapmans or did that not make it out of the maritimes

[elder hemlock]

Boring

[solemn elm]

i havent had ice cream in like 6 months i think

[fierce rain]

genuinely curious

[rare yew]

No that’s across the land

[wooden kiln]

still the best

[fierce rain]

oh sweet

[sweet herald]

Peanut butter ice cream my beloved

[fierce rain]

they make it semi locally here

i’ve been to the factory

it’s great

[sweet herald]

Peanut butter chocolate 🤤

[rare yew]

I’m a Dairy Queen person

[elder hemlock]

Sighs dramatically so that everyone hears me and looks my way

[compact stump]

ALDI is so good too, idk why but i got em twisted with LIDL

[fallen sparrow]

wait oh shit im so stupid i just realise that is the actual localisation thunkerstorm in the chat

hello

[rare yew]

I like being forced to leave the house to buy ice cream

[river iron]

I have one thing from Canada

[sweet herald]

Dude Dairy Queen is genuinely poggers

[fierce rain]

dairy queen is good but it’s too expensive compared to at home ice cream

[tawny pasture]

ALDI is great if you need 25-30% of the things on your grocery list

[river iron]

Some random ass inactive sim card

[fierce rain]

technically you also have to leave your house to buy at home ice cream…

[elder hemlock]

Yall ever had a united dairy farmers chocolate malt

[rare yew]

I used to work there

[tawny pasture]

dilly bar fan?

[rare yew]

For like 3 years

[sweet herald]

Oh fr? 👀

[fierce rain]

Dilly Bars are great

[rare yew]

Yeah in high school

[sweet herald]

What’s the secret what makes them taste so good

[fierce rain]

does anyone remember the triple chocolate brownie

[rare yew]

I was slinging blizzards

[fierce rain]

they got rid of it

[solemn elm]

sugar

[compact stump]

And LIDL if you want a lil bit of EVERYTHING

[fierce rain]

but it was great

[river iron]

DQ isn’t a thing in Romania am i missing out on something?

[elder hemlock]

Yes

[sweet herald]

Hell yeah let’s gooooo

[tawny pasture]

think ice cream but they hold it upside down

[rare yew]

Honestly yes

It’s good ice cream

[elder hemlock]

I want ice cream now

[solemn elm]

its always sugar

[fierce rain]

soft serve ice cream joint, they do some food too

i like their chicken tenders

[tawny pasture]

dairy queen ice cream cake is what i requested every year for my birthday

[elder hemlock]

who wants to go on an ice cream run with me

[minor prairie]

i had no idea you were a drug dealer thunk...

[sweet herald]

I like their food quite a bit too

[fierce rain]

i did

[tawny pasture]

i rarely had a traditional cake because i liked the ice cream ones so much

[rare yew]

Their chicken strips were crazy good

Like absurdly good

[compact ledge]

Why would they hold it upside down? that sounds so counter intuitive

[tawny pasture]

the chicken finger basket w the gravy banged

[compact stump]

Thunk this is important, are you a white chocolate guy or dark chocolate?

[tawny pasture]

that was my go-to

[elder hemlock]

To show off

[green tendon]

you mean milk chocolate?

[fierce rain]

i know right? it’s like $16 for a 6 piece meal though so it’s only a sometimes food

[river iron]

It’s as counter intuitive as having the power button on the back of a phone

[green tendon]

white chocolate shouldn't qualify as edible

[sweet herald]

I think I remember them having fried cheese curds, I dipped them in the blizzard, oh my god it was delicious

[compact stump]

no, white.

[rare yew]

White

[fierce rain]

milk

[compact stump]

YEEEEES

[green tendon]

deranged

[elder hemlock]

I don’t play about dark chocolate

[rare yew]

I like liking things I unno

[solemn elm]

white chocolate is vegan, my beloved.

[fierce rain]

milk chocolate best chocolate

[tawny pasture]

also the magic of the dipped cones, when i was a kid everytime i got one i was like.

theyve done it again

[compact stump]

dark chocolate is NOT edible

[sweet herald]

I’m an all chocolate lover
Every type of chocolate
Yes

[sweet herald]

Bro what do you MEAN

[river iron]

Depends on how much cocoa is there

[elder hemlock]

Don’t even joke lad

[elder hemlock]

All of it

[river iron]

I have a dark chocolate bar in my fridge

[green tendon]

I get not liking dark chocolate I didn't use to like it for a while

[tawny pasture]

if im having chocolate i dont want it to taste bitter

[compact stump]

yall like eating a BITTER chocolate?????

[fierce rain]

They sell a bottle here called Magic Shell, it’s a syrup that hardens to make the dipped cone effect at home!

[sweet herald]

I love the bitter part of it

[elder hemlock]

I like the bitter chocolate

[green tendon]

yes

[river iron]

Ew no

[sweet herald]

The bitter and sweet, delectable

[tawny pasture]

oh yeah i know now what it is. but as a kid we didnt have that tech available yet.

[compact stump]

hell naw

[compact ledge]

To show off what exactly?

[fierce rain]

fair enough

[river iron]

As an autistic individual i don’t like a lot of things

[elder hemlock]

That it won’t fall out of the cup

[sweet herald]

I’ll take all y’all’s dark chocolate gimme gimme

[tawny pasture]

yall forget im like 15-20 years older lol

[elder hemlock]

Wait save some for me

[fierce rain]

as an individual i don’t like a lot of things

[solemn elm]

bitterness is something your brain stops recognising in a food after a while. bitterness is basically your poison sense, and it goes away if you eat something enough and it doesnt poison you basically.

[sweet herald]

I love poison

[compact ledge]

That's usually not a good thing when it comes to food

[fierce rain]

i remember i once ate an entire bar of bakers chocolate

[elder hemlock]

It’s a milkshake pretty much so it’s showing off how thick it is

[wooden kiln]

theyre right it tastes terrible

[compact stump]

i think i will keep not poisoning me

[green tendon]

but sweet food is usually less healthy than bitter
make it make sense brain

[compact ledge]

Oh I thought it was icecream

[compact stump]

yeah

[compact ledge]

We don't have dq here

[elder hemlock]

Oh yeah no it’s more like a milkshake

[fierce rain]

nobody is mentioning milk chocolate and it genuinely saddens me

[green tendon]

I just did earlier

[dense birch]

true

[elder hemlock]

My tier list is dark, milk, white

[fierce rain]

milk, white, dark

[green tendon]

I used to love it, now it's alright

[compact stump]

i like it but that’s not it, white is better

[solemn elm]

sugar wasnt anywhere near as abundant before the agricultural revolution

[twin lion]

based and factual

[tawny pasture]

i wouldnt call blizzards shakes. its the closest thing i guess, but theyre different

[rare yew]

You know what’s real good

Coffee

[compact stump]

this can get so out of context

[wooden kiln]

mine is milk, white .............................................. dark

[elder hemlock]

Well yeah but to describe it to someone who’s never had one it’s the closest thing lol

[dense birch]

REAL

[fierce rain]

coffee sucks

[solemn elm]

i dont like coffee at all

[green tendon]

refined sugar at least, most fruits have sugar

[twin lion]

eating white chocolate makes my head hurt really bad from the sugar

[rare yew]

I adore coffee

[wooden kiln]

i dont drink coffee

[elder hemlock]

I LOVE coffee

[wooden kiln]

im more a builder's brew enjoyer

[solemn elm]

we domesticated those fruits to have more sugar.

[fierce rain]

i work at a gas station with a starbucks and honestly i always reek of coffee

[tawny pasture]

im an instant cofee guy. its a means to and end for me

[dense birch]

coffee is just good

especially with milk

[fierce rain]

the smell of coffee makes me gag

[rare yew]

I stopped drinking caffeine for 2 years and I still drank decaf every day

[twin lion]

i don't like the really sour kind but coffee's good

[fierce rain]

starbucks ruined it for me

[rare yew]

I’m in it for the love of the game

[elder hemlock]

I am unfortunately that college girl who can’t go without an iced coffee

[fierce rain]

tea is where it’s at

[burnt path]

bro plsss can i download the game on crack, i am broke😭 😭

[green tendon]

if it's gonna be unhealthy at least be good

[compact stump]

rules.

[fierce rain]

what’s your steam

[dense birch]

i don't drink tea

[twin lion]

TRUE

[burnt path]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[fierce rain]

dude what’s your steam

[dense birch]

you're gonna gift him the game?

damn

[fierce rain]

yes

[burnt path]

one sec sir

[fierce rain]

actually do you just wanna join my steam family

[dense birch]

some people in this world are too generous

[green tendon]

how kind of you richard nixon

[compact stump]

what

lmaooo

[fierce rain]

i have 3 copies of balatro in my family

[rare yew]

Why tf are you doing this in general chat

Lmao

[halcyon wolf]

richard nixon?!

[compact stump]

tru

[fierce rain]

because i’m being kind so he doesn’t pirate your game

[burnt path]

ayoooo 7678istockshock 🙀

[green tendon]

you're losing revenue do something about this

[burnt path]

no way man

[dense birch]

wait

this server doesn't have kekw emoji

sadge

[burnt path]

76561199863207647

[green tendon]

[compact stump]

we got a BetterTTV chatter in here

[fierce rain]

here dude dm me

[burnt path]

😭 😭 😭 😭 i am crine

[fierce rain]

so we don’t piss off thunk

[rare yew]

Thank u

[sweet herald]

Yall remember Kappa

[fierce rain]

no

problem

[dense birch]

who

[compact stump]

that was something lmao

[rare yew]

I don’t care about whatever this is but the rules are here for a reason

[fierce rain]

sorry i meant to put np but it autocorrected

[opaque shard]

Hey guys

[burnt path]

i might me dreamin

[dense birch]

disable auto correct

if you can

[wooden kiln]

localthunk how did you pick the games for friends of jimbo?

[elder hemlock]

#🃏・off-topic message yall made me hungry for Mac n cheese

[wooden kiln]

on an unrelated tangent

[fierce rain]

thunk what are your thoughts on game piracy

[compact stump]

there’s a rule

[rare yew]

Dude are you serious

[compact stump]

to not talk about that

[dense birch]

it's illegal

[compact stump]

#📜・rules

rule 7

[elder hemlock]

thunk do you have thoughts about anything

[rare yew]

Here’s the thing with piracy - why the fuck do you care what I think

If you’re gonna do it you’ll do it

Don’t ask my permission

[fierce rain]

oh damn my bad

i didn’t realize

[compact stump]

we should change the topic imo

lol

[rare yew]

Same with other indie devs, some will volunteer that they don’t care but it’s not cool to bring it up

[fierce rain]

i’m not going to do it i own so many copies

i’m honestly stopping that guy from doing it rn

[compact stump]

Nixon it’s not that you do it or not

it’s that everyone mentions it for some reason

[fierce rain]

ohh

my bad

uh

should i delete my messages

[dense birch]

[compact stump]

ionno

[rare yew]

There is something really funny that happens in my emails inbox too. People will ask me to give them a key because they don’t want to pirate the game

[fierce rain]

oh yikes

[rare yew]

(I know I’m breaking the rules sorry)

[compact stump]

lmao

[rare yew]

But like

What the hell

[dense birch]

lmfao

[sweet herald]

Wait for real?

[fierce rain]

also that guy can’t join my steam family because we’re in different countries

forgot about that

what a shame

[rare yew]

Like ALL THE TIME

[dense birch]

imagine if that's the case with other indie devs

[fierce rain]

erm thunk can i have a key

[sweet herald]

THATS INSANE WHAT!???

[spark atlas]

The game is so worth the money too

[compact stump]

hey i dont want a not supported game so, could you give me the actual game for free?

[forest wagon]

where are the mods ban this localthunk guy 🙏

[rare yew]

Like bro if you are going to pirate the game just do it and shut up about it

Don’t be weird

[fierce rain]

yeah man i don’t want to not pay for the game so can i not pay for the game please

[green tendon]

it's like asking the teacher the answers mid exam

[sweet herald]

It has to be like little kids or something I would’ve never thought to email the dev of a game and ask for free
That’s like kids asking popular YouTubers to collab for their own benefit

[elder hemlock]

thats so funny what do they think will happen

[rare yew]

They feel guilty and want me to give them permission

That’s all it is

Same as that skill issue guy earlier

[spark atlas]

Please localthunk, let me pirate your game

[fierce rain]

have you ever given out keys to anyone?

[elder hemlock]

😭

[burnt path]

sorry guys i am leaving the server , what i did was wrong

[dense birch]

can we end this

[fierce rain]

no dude it’s fine

you don’t need to leave just don’t do it again

[compact stump]

you don’t have to leave

[rare yew]

We are good, let’s stop talking about it though

[fierce rain]

uhh

[green tendon]

what is your fav ice cream flavor thunk

[rare yew]

Please follow the rules

[fierce rain]

does anyone have any pets

[compact stump]

I do

[fierce rain]

i have a snake

[burnt path]

btw i love u richard u'r the goat❤️

[fierce rain]

🙂

[compact stump]

2 teckels

[fierce rain]

i know

[spark atlas]

3 cats and a bearded dragon

[fierce rain]

hell yeah

[compact stump]

yall know what teckels are?

[fierce rain]

no

[compact stump]

sausage dog

[sweet herald]

My brain autocorrected to tickles so no lol

[fierce rain]

i honestly thought you misspelt turtle

[compact stump]

lmao

[sweet herald]

“Yall know what turtles are” 💀

[fierce rain]

yeah basically

[compact stump]

he immediately said no too

[fierce rain]

well to the first question

not that yall know

i clued in then

[dense birch]

[compact stump]

why do we have only one planet?

[dense birch]

[fierce rain]

does anyone want to see pictures of my snake (this isn’t nsfw i promise)

[compact stump]

ahh

[dense birch]

we need jupiter

[sweet herald]

Bro oh my god

[compact stump]

WOAH

[rare yew]

We got 2 planuts

[dense birch]

and maybe pluto too

[sweet herald]

But yes I would like to see da snake

I love snakes

[rare yew]

[sweet herald]

Spiders and snakes are so cute

[dense birch]

[fierce rain]

#🃏・off-topic message

this is wilson

[dense birch]

for a moment

[compact stump]

🗿
obelisk

🗿

[dense birch]

i thought bloodstone emoji didn't exist

and i was about to scream "THIS IS CRIMINAL"

[compact stump]

since yesterday it does

[dense birch]

wait

fr?

[rare yew]

Ye

[compact stump]

Ye

[dense birch]

wild

[compact stump]

thunk you mentioned that you tried contacting rocket league for a colab right?

how would RL fit in balatro

[rare yew]

I have tried

Many a time

Like the normal face cards

Octane Fennec Dominus probably

[compact stump]

What are your kings? “Yeah a fennec”

that’s funny

[dense birch]

fennec mentioned

[rustic plover]

Are there going to be any friends of jimbo updates before 1.1?

[compact stump]

i would prolly use it lol

[rare yew]

No

Well almost certainly not

[compact stump]

Flip reset the score

[dense birch]

last friends of Jimbo update was almost a year ago

[rare yew]

Wave dash to reroll the shop

[fierce rain]

yeah it was in march wasn’t it

iirc

[dense birch]

no

feb 2025

[fierce rain]

oh damn

oh wow

[dense birch]

24 February to be exact

[compact stump]

kuxir pinch to send Mult to the moon

[compact ledge]

I'm surprised Richard Nixon plays balatro

[rare yew]

Musty flick for bonus cash at end of round

[fierce rain]

i’m surprised koppetuss plays balatro

[green tendon]

I only started playing in december so idk about updates

[dense birch]

maybe go fish is more our speed...

[compact stump]

Air dribbling for a good amount of chips

[fierce rain]

got any 7s?

[dense birch]

no sadly

i have jokers (literally)

[rare yew]

Hold rule 1 to reset

[spark atlas]

Squishy save for ×3 mult

[fierce rain]

you need to say go fish

[green tendon]

not the fish I hate that boss blind

[sweet herald]

The amount of times jimbo has said this me

[dense birch]

i know

[fierce rain]

also there are no jokers in go fish

you’re supposed to take them out of the deck

[dense birch]

the one that makes me mad the most is "what a flop"

[green tendon]

how do you get score then

[fierce rain]

you’re awful at this game

[compact stump]

train recoveries after using credit card

[green tendon]

sounds hard

[dense birch]

and coincidentally it always happens when i do a dumb move

[rare yew]

Air dribble bump to switch game speed

[fierce rain]

i have no idea what jokers are for in a normal deck of cards i won’t lie

[sweet herald]

Me neither tbh

[compact stump]

Power shot to go to the menu

[fierce rain]

balatro foreshadowing

[spark atlas]

Demo to save scum

[green tendon]

me after I fumbled my double polychrome erosion, Yorick, midas mask, vampire run bc I discarded too many cards

[dense birch]

no i literally have printed jokers

[wintry halo]

will there be an audio file in 1.1 that will surpass the quality of ceremonial dagger

[compact stump]

we running out of mechs 😭

[sweet herald]

Like in a standard playing card deck I don’t think I’ve ever used jokers in any form or fashion ever

[dense birch]

me after i accidentally played 4 cards instead of 5

[fierce rain]

that’s what i mean

[rare yew]

Uhhhhhhh reverse 3/4 flick to uhhhhh mute sound

[compact stump]

let me think

[spark atlas]

Wave dash

[fierce rain]

i literally only play solitaire, crazy 8s, and texas hold em