#the-tavern
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Ah, right, should have known...
You won't be when.....
........
.. ....
go press some boar juice, should liven up your night.
Thats a new one.
A certain irish song comes to mind here goes along the line of no Nay never
I was about to saw if its a wooden board wouldnt that be a glase of maple syrup?
The irony is that it’s not new 😭😂 it’s such a delight to see new people coming in on the trend.
I’m gonna choke if we end up seeing it in the game somehow 😅
lol
My mind is blown...
Like they find a way to tame boars and the material/ingredient you can farm from them is JUICE
Omg lmao
our wonderful helper lilibat made that!
And the funnier thing about the ongoing joke, is that it was made from a member of this group that very VERY seldom makes an appearance. He one day drops it in the chat and then just … leaves 😂
what a legend!
Truly. Lmao
Shoutout to GiantEnemyBird
whats funny is this was just dropped like a year after the first boar juice comment
I feel like I missed so much
its a fun time in here sometimes.
At least im getting all the important fax now
everyone must know the glory of 🐗 🧃
That really breaks it down nicely, thank you
Any sweepstake for update date ?
22nd or 29th (yes I'm allowed two dates)
I tried starting the Anti Boar Juice Alliance but the abreviated version got me in trouble.....
october 35th.
Well i didnt want to pick 3 dates as it seemed like unfair.....
Most abriviations are bad, somewhere, to someone..
That is very true.
IDGI
Sure you dont......
no seriously. im confused.
Someone will (doubtful me)
NSIC
i will taser you
IAMADICK
When this starts happing in chats I normally use it as an auto queue to say good night and swagger off on my merry way
lol
Nice chatting all, fingers crossed for 35th Oct bro ❤️
darn right
Octovember 35th
Maybe it'll release on my birthday
If it does, let us know
Octovember 35rd
Then y'all would know when my birthday is and I'm not doing that
But then we can't wish you a happy watery birthday
You don’t want a happy birthday message?? lol
Nah I don't celebrate my birthday
Eh yeah doxxing yourself isnt the best idea lol

Brains....
Sorry no brains here
Thats what i thought 😅
But dont worry mines still sleapin aswell :3
sleep whats that
dont know. heard cool things though
So got so bad you had to change your name huh?
when did it not?
but honestly was just an awesome sill y idea of sammy and i totaly went with it.
you know me. everything for a good chuckle :3
Thats fair. I have my water puns for that🤣
is that so... who would have thought 😋
We should have a bot nickname people who ask about it "no update"
nah... IF we had a bot do that then i would rename them "not for you" :3
Lmao even better
Still looking like the update will be delayed?
👋
Well they havnt said so yet but.......
Got ya. Yeah 2/3 through the month and no word doesn't seem like an October release.
We have no official announcement one way or another.
Worth the wait no matter what
Oh of course
Be patient young flame ones
Better for it to take longer and be stable than release when you'd prefer and it crash constantly.
Be happy it got delayed if it is, means they found a bad bug
I only ask cause I don't get to check in too often so it makes more sense to ask than try and skim through days or weeks of posts lol
Sup Zombie, love your new nickname 😂
Eyyyy sup Gremlin! Thanks, yeah stylish init? :3
Of course! I’d love to tell you if it would affect the influx of “where update” messages… but it is an honorable effort lol
So what are we up to this fine evening
tryin to create a movement. someone had to start :3
I’m just getting started! Took my vitamins, had my morning drink, put my headphones on to get ready for the day
Or night…
What a trend setter. 😉
kiiinda samey. cookin coffee. cursing the weather, checkin discord trolling people.... the usual :3
Yeah I like to pop in here to sow my trolling oats and then go about my evening lol
Coffee sounds delicious right now
right?! what a cultured lass! 🫡
-bows
What about you master Jabs? What are you up to?
Watching the newer Nancy Drew series and planning my workweek out. Also trolling discord

That sounds productive enough !
Getting ready for a huge influx of new employees....And I get to train the greenest of them
Oh boy that sounds fun
awesome. more trolls for the trollkingdom... :3
I actually just set up an employee run server for a bunch of higher ups who play Enshrouded
lol... what could possibly go wrong 😅
Heh... no one else where I work is a gamer...
Now that does sound interesting
The vast majority of my crew are gamers I got lucky there
On the contrary, there’s so many that I work with that game… just none I would stomach playing with lol
My boss and i play mortal combat against eachother to settle disagreements🤣
Oh god that actually sounds destructive 😀😆
better than smash brothers... THAT would be destructive xD
Better than Mario Party. That would end employment.
Oh we play Mario party all the time its her favorite
true... still dont know how that friendship ending. family killing brutal anti geneva convention game is still allowed to exist 😅
Yeah that game will destroy friendships.
it did... and continues to do so. modern day jumanji without the dimension trip 😅
I loved those movies so much
eh... i mean sure the later one wasnt all that bad after all. but the robin williams is still its very own thing to me (but that goes for all of his stuff tbh 😅 )
Oh yeah Robin is a legend in my book
if there was a R.W. church id be its head priest 😅
When is the next big update coming ik the video said October but what date lol
No date yet
Darn cause i can't wait i am all caught up on it currently.
It seem for November..... or December....
Prob Nov tbh

Needs to be late Nov now, I am about to head to the NE and I can’t play on my laptop. 🙂
fomo is strong with pepos these days xD
You ain’t lying lmao
have i ever? :3
It’s quite possible. You a sneaky boy
What if it's Tuesday?
shhhhhhh 😁
what about it? tuesday is tuesday. in the evening even with lights!
wait I was trying to finish a quest.. I thought it was there..
maybe I was wrong
dragons last breath
Morning. 
good evening
table for 12 tonight?
arent u supposed to be sleepin rn?
pfft bruh it's only 21:47
hm hm... aaallright. ur allowed one more hour 😋
bad Fox
pfft not like I'm important it's fine
ya'll just mad I'm right 
meanwhile, I just woke up and I'm getting ready for work.
ew I just got off work
I will pray to the water gods that you make it back safely
You're still part of the community 
ah yes, big brain
I just try to let you not be negative
ah if only that worked in real life
my brain is a black goo puddle from all the negative thoughts I got about myself

I can understand that
you have no idea how bad I could use a hug irl that the smallest little hug picture makes my heart hurt
lvl 20 lets go! theres a radiant aura i wanna get too
offer it. free hugs. goes a long way. and theres plenty of folk out there in need just like u
haha no one wants to hug a random ugly dude no way
ud be surprise.
I'm fine just wasting away at my desk 💪
im sapiosexual so
oof I'm just bringing my negative thoughts into the chat imma hop out
we will counter them dont worry 
and ill be playing games
enjoy
Why not? You're still a nice person
how are you? can you play yet?
used to think like u.
and then i simply went ahead and changed it. you would be surprised how much a small change of attitude can influence people around you
good. nope. not like a one day job
me?
im havin a coffee rn 😅
oof I guess I meant the whole one day job thing idk
blorg
glorb
mornin Lil
I am having coffeee here too
Good morning !

wake and bake is my coffee
ah that. nah. buddy wants to play but i cant currently cus pc needs new parts after me movin cross country 😅
Where is morning? It is 11 pm here. I am tired
germany its 7am :3
That would put me back to sleep
you're an hour ahead of me
Oh it's midnight... durrrrrrrrrrr I need to go finish the last Halloween prop and prep the candles to go out Tuesday.
Maybe we wake with news tomorrow. 😝
I have a crooked either broken or very dislocated shoulder and it's all I got to help it 😭
I had a frozen shoulder earlier this year, it sucks.
got a random ahh friend request what
I need a hug too.
Girlfriend left last saturday. Now my only friends once again are the coins for awhile.
probably a scamming bot, report it
oof I get you, me and my gf of 9 years broke up 6ish months ago
I can tell you most certainly not probably.
says mutal server is here and they got a pretty legit profile
Check and see if they have posts here
Good we're together for 12 years around already. With no break up in sight I hope
tried to ping them but there's like 6 different people with the same name
mutual server means nothing all the weird requests I've gotten are from bots that are in servers I am
@subtle prawn found them
🤣 regular here
thats a legit one. VERY legit
ah just guess idk why they'd add me randomly idk
one of the server helpers
although carefull.. spofie is also a cruel one :3
no one is crueler to me than myself
because ur in need of a friend
I got one really close friend
thats why they added u
just take it and smile for a change 😋
🙃
not quite but we'll get u there 😏
OK off to finish my prop...
enjoy!
I always assumed the mutual servers is how they find me Lol
i need a gaming group
it is. best way to do a first determination is to look on said mutual server if that person posted smthing before.
if its an entirely silent one. its most likely a bot.
i feel apathetic much of the time, not bad just ok.
i really need a social life
I understand
oho! someones showing some colours :3
welp that didnt work
I have colors Cross!
i was hoping for friends from that
you know quite well what i ment 😋
preferrably ones that play games
Well… you’re in the right group I’d say lmao
I don’t, please explain lol 😝
friendships take time mate. three easy things to do.
be honest. be open mindet. be patient. the rest happens with time
i thought i already did when i hit ur nail on the head 😏
You are SPYING ON ME 🤣
i would never! (openly cough )
😱😱😱
hey i cant help u gave me those codes for ur webcams... not my fault 😵💫
Word of advice for anyone trying to make a friend on here. If Cross becomes your friend, he spies on you
I did no such thing!!!
honestly im rather boring so thatll be ok
denial... ya ya ya
the only thing exciting about me is gaming
theres no such thing as beein boring.
no i mean it
Im pretty boring too then.. lmao if that’s the definition
im in that one. no one is really speaking to me tho
Just be yourself and talk and you’ll make friends
i do that
or you won't but then that's on you
the issue is that no one replies
yeah but about lurking and such. something i spoken to death
im lvl 20 finally in this game
but itll be so much more fun in a group
im a melee ranger as battle mage and wizard take too much to really cast. but im making my way there getting skills pts
I just attack people with hugs when they need them 
this way i can actually kill instead of having to wait for mana regen
been hard since my playstyle is pure caster
and hey. heres a little fun fact for everyone who thinks of themselfes as boring.
before u where born. there where millions of seeds doin a race.
and YOU... out of MILLIONS made it. the chance of exactly you existing right here and right now is 1:billions and billions takin all the additional factors into account.
so no. no one is boring. we are miracles. every last one of us
im not saying others are boring just me
like the most interseting thing i did today is gaming
unless work, eating and sleeping is fun?
u are alive. conscious. able to speak. ur havin thoughts and feelings. there so much more to u than just those things
Have you considered getting other hobbies to kind of round all that out?
So my seed, the most boring one, made it 😂oh great
yeah but no one to share them with
What a future I have
Of course there are, you just have to find them.
its been like 6-7 yrs tho
Since last relationship?
nope
since trying to get ppl active and invite to my server
cant even get a social life so im not interested in dating
what about the "where to find friends guru"?
To be fair, analytically, out of a world of 8 billion people, there’s at least 3 people who vibe with you romantically. Which I think is like .000003%??
Do you work with people?
Yeah, work with people?
Do you live in an apartment? Can you start by just saying hi to people you see regularly?
the first and most important step is to get comfortable with urself first. know who you are. learn to apprechiate urself. then you will also find people who will
i dont see people actually. and if i do i do say hi how are you sort of thing but it never goes beyond that. im comfortable with myself i just don't have friends to talk to at all. im isolated and would love to change that
i do work with people but again its nothing beyond the idle chit chat that really doesnt tell you about the person
and at work they always interrupt if i talk about games for some reason
I think what you might be missing here, is that people are interacting with you, but you're focusing on what you don't have.
Quite a few people have tried to help
Be yourself and other people who like you and vibe with you will be drawn to you
goooood vibraaaaations... oh wait wrong topic cough
but i am being myself tho? i mean beyond the idle chit chat, how to get through that?
I like your name!
ehehe.jeah me too.
was sammys idea though
whaaat?! i do! xD
For the you know what. The water.
he probably got tired of people constantly asking
First day at work and I am already 1 hour without working at all
weee
Yeah I think we all are lmao but it’s something that we can’t really get mad about though
Dunno. They told me they'll call if I got work so I am not lingering around the office.
I am boring btw. too.
I just decided to imprint my hobby onto everyone else and make it their problem. That's why y'all get coins now
You’re doing good, stick around and you’ll know people 🤭😜
And no.
Runes ain't coins.
Van you are NOT boring lmao
Bernd beschd dude
Peak of german comedy
and one of the reasons why everyone says germans dont know humor xD
isnt humor subjective tho?
They don't. I've been here a while now and not laughed once.
common knowledge likley
Oh no the wyrm
Morning crazy people ^^
thats a lie! we made you smirk often enough! 😋
I cannot in good faith confirm or deny these allogations.
Stop being more german than us
mhhhhmmm sure cant 😏
How are we all today?
when the foreigner shows u how to german :3
Still not updated
coffee filled and light hearted. and maybe a bit naughty. so... the usual :3
hows u?
It's a mood by now
I know this pain friend, i know this pain. but soon™ soon! 🤞
thats one of the words people seem to grow some sort of reeeeaal resentment for xD
Can barely see through too much sleep in the eyes, that aside, fine! 😄
sounds like a good nights sleep. good for you 
I had 3hrs. 
Good morning, fellow insomniacs!
Mornin oh cruel overlord of banhammerthreats.. ehhh i mean Ao :3
Night before 1st day of work after 2 week vacation is always short and anxciety
morning
aloha
had to tell someone that you click on a vc to use it. not even a new person
some people accidentally delete the internet.
nothing unusual :3
and he tells me that hes there even tho i can clearly see.
im gonna go cry in the corner now
dont forget some handkerchiefs
we got someone special
and he gave me a server but it was one of mine but i was asking him what the pw was
hahaha
probably need to go to bed before i hurt myself
hoping next update they make mage fun to play
ayo. sleep well mate
Good morning Q!
Yes, so why you saying goodday? 
I get to work on Enshrouded again
And I am wishing you a good day regardless of the state of the week
Q, we saw your sibling the other day
Ain't no way
Well, hope dies last

they asked "update when"
Mornin Q
Morning Cross, Morning Jac
oh ye, morning Q
morning Q
cross, no skydiving this year for me sadly, the evil red cross medical professionals said no
welp for good reason i guess. aint runnin away though 👍
yeah, they probably had a good reason to prevent me from training, speaking and skydiving for 1-2 weeks, but idk how skydiving is related to what happened, or how it could affect it
cant tell you. missing the specifics. but they wouldnt for no reason
seems like "rapid air pressure changes" aint good for me, for a bit
mhhhmm gotta take that serious.
VERY unfun experience if you get the diver sickness... or worse
no, it can get alot worse, the red cross team was at my competition and had a long talk with me and my opponent between and after rounds, my vocal cords are cooked
Ahhhhweeeeee! Good morning adventurers!
Good morning
Are we really adventurers without an adventure
are we?
We are always on an adventure
gettn those feet out of bed already is one :3
Yep!
Listened to some good music, took a shower, made dinner, reading a good book, that’s all an adventure lol
9:27 still nothing work related done
Working since 7:00

For more context, our operating system refuses to work today too.
So... We're back in the age of orders in paper, but because my shift would need to have the operating system working to get orders that are confirmed to be needed to be done, yea...
mhhh gettn obvious friend requests again lol
Fascinating.
No one wants to be my friend
i am. goofy
🥺
It's probably because you start with C
And they won't make it to the v in my username
Or they became smart and rule out helpers and mods
welp. i kinda grow to be an annoyance even more to our poor mods xD
They gotta constantly pull out the spray bottle with you lol
Why punish the cat that brings the rats? 
I still get the friend requests from time to time.
water
Is wet.
oh yeah? explain dry ice.
BOOM 💥
That's ice, not water. It's a different substrate.
That is correct, yes ^^
Goooooooood morning 
morning J
Ello
hi
good morning
morning cub
Goooood morning friend
Morning J, CUB.
Good morning
morning
Mornin Chief
Oh no it is Monday again
the horrors persist, but so do I
Just another manic monday 🎵
Good Morning! You are in here early 😄
it's morning stand up I'm always there for that
Does everyone stand up all at once or do you do the wave like at a football game?
I want lay down and go back to bed lol
It's okay - apparently hubby didn't think it was funny either 🤣
Hello and good morning from France 🙂
too early
So more leaning against walls or sitting up in bed?
I wonder if more flame altars will be available
Because I will increase my tower height
There's two ways of finding out. 1 will take time, the other is unlikely.
I'm not sure we're increasing the altar count this update
But the amount of coins will or? 
some of us might be on a journey instead
the scars (and callouses) we got are mementos of the adventure
Isn’t that called trauma? 🥲
would a callous you got on a big hike really be traumatic?
I mean depends on how i got it i suppose lol
Trauma are sorta just other means to build a personality nowadays
If i got it from running from a cougar and narrowly avoiding death, i think so 😜
No that's an Indiana Jones movie
But no, i suppose callouses aren’t generally very traumatic.
depends on the cougar 😏
Good morning Cub
whassup D20
He only ever greets the blue blur, but not the steady regulars and helpful helpers. 
Why would he greet us? We only cause havoc.
That's what makes us charming
Someones charming is anothers mortally wounding.
My hopes for the update happening today? 
Very low
No thats whats up lol
As per mod we ain't even got a testing shtuff
And you guys want to have that tested thoroughly. 
Not much Cub, Ive just been working my robot project. It is in the style of a droid from star wars.
so, can't shu up, annoying, iconic look?
if you did get a test build, you'd actually have to keep quiet about it because you signed an NDA, Vanolia 
Make our Monday better and give us date for update 😄
No not R2
say my name say my name sings
22/3/26
45/14/59
true date 😄 forget to add
Good luck getting your hands on that ^^
i just pinched my hand in between the dresser door and the shelf... hurts like hell 
how did you manage that 
the door closed while i was putting in stuff
I'd recommend against doing something like that.
i do too
Can this game be played on playstation?
Not yet.
Consoles is slated for 1.0 but i don't think we've been told what consoles yet.

snes was confirmed i think /j
Well now you spilled I in fact did. 
I left that always intentionally vague. 
Ah shucks
And here am I wanting to play Enshrouded on my 3DS
Wouldnt we be allowed to admit the existence of the test build? Iirc we just cant talk about anything in it... But that might just be my brain-sieve.
Maybe i should read my NDA again 
Thanks for the reminder
cat with a gun dot gif
got confirmation the update will not increase the number of altars. This was deemed to have too strong a potential impact on saves for us to risk it with update 7
Better luck next time then
everyone asking "when update??????" is going to somehow take that as confirmation it is happening tomorrow, not until next month, never, or some other silly idea lol
People believe whatever makes them feel better, no matter if it'll only disappoint down the line or not 😄
sure feels that way sometimes
noooooooooo
I mean there's another sticky up there that is fairly clear about how the promo around the update will start
also cool swtor pfp
"kidscantreadmeme.jpg"
I have friends everywhere 🙂
for some reason I can't think of a fun tor quote at the moment. I blame lack of caffine
something about a guy called Manneius
is the update delayed?
looks at calendar Lotta days left in October? 😄

@urban grotto Yes, According to some sources, the update will be released on October 40th of next year.
Ah, the Blumteeth of Octween!
ah, ik many people asking but im not following the group 24/7, im seriously asking
ok thanks
my money is on october 35th.
If they don't release news this week, it's bound to be delayed, proving that KEEN's announcement of an October update was a mistake.
I think thats a bit harsh
my guess is there is/was every intention and a solid plan for that being a reasonable date, but sometimes [stuff] happens
if the rule is "dont say till you are sure" no one says anything till 5 seconds before they ship it and even then sometimes they will be wrong 🤣
Water is just notoriously hard to do in a Voxel game, issues are bound to happen
first people complain about "where water"
now they're complaining "announcing it was a mistake"
They had to set some kinda date because of the gamescon trailer, I guess. If they need more time, that is okay.
Mistake is seriously unkind.
sigh
Keen: Always delivers Updates on point.
One time they might not and it's the end
"panik.jpg" /s
if that gif had any fewer frames, it would be a png
They might aswell just make a poll:
- Do you want an update?
- Do you want a polished update?
the end ?! We´re all gonna die? 😮
||*I mean, we will all die someday, but- eh. 🤷🏽 *||
No I'll live on digitalized
Mark my words
I will become the coin virus
eventually. if nothing else the gradual cooling of the universe will stop even immortals
Always ‘amazed’ at the sense of entitlement gamers have towards devs releasing content. 🥲
sadly the only way I know of to reverse entropy is magical girls, and the "evil scientist ethics board" rejected that plan
But...but I want my water YESTERDAY111!!!11!!!!!
im so hype for this update, but i dont mind waiting more for a good update
I don't even know if entitlement is correct here. missplaced fustration perhaps. perhaps bad experiance with other games/devs coloring their thoughts
Not this october though.
I feel at one point Keen starts to say "Huh. Another coins related bug. Must be a Van." 
goodness I hope not
The end of time, reality, space and our world can wait after I played that Update.
I think we just don't assume peoples thoughts or motivations untill they reveal them or make them clear and we all stay a touch calmer 🙂
They can always shelf this pointless "coin idea" indefinitely.
Aye, but some words and thoughts are pretty frank lol
That was rude and mean. 
I put so much effort into getting them in, now we don't need them to break out. 
Imagine CUB posting news tomorrow "the Update is going to be delayed because of unforeseen difficulties caused by the plummeting behavior of the coin blocks. Blame vano"
I'd be proud.
I have found that sometimes, if you ask someone "why do you think that" sometimes it triggers instant reflection, or their argument falls apart quickly as they realize theres nothing behind it
My meddling delayed the update!
And then you have people like @civic zenith 🥲
The community would crucify you
that is true as well
(Totally teasing Cross of course)
Blame @real pawn
imagine if cross sleeps through the news post and keeps that name hours after an announcement
Can deal with hate.
Also I doubt CUB would sway it that way
Poor sammy 🥲
what did i do!?!
Gave Cross an idea
Existing
Nothing more and nothing less
i guess i did do that xD
Well a news post wouldn't release the update, so I think he's fine
hmmm, technically correct, the best kind!
Wait.
Did Aonyx intend the community to glue me and cross together...
that sounds decidedly not safe for discord
Maybe he nails you on Cross who knows
Tschuldigung, Zuckerhase. 😽
I don’t think glue is how that works
Can't say they wanted to pin(g) me



Yay another day where we got no update so we got more free time!!
Let's spread positivity
More time to work you meant to say?
Back to the mines
more time to practice latte art
I yearn for teh minez
For a moment I really misunderstood that.
I was wondering why you want to practice late art.
What is work?
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me.
Watt is work i think. Physics classes have been a while
Sitting in a very hot and stuffy city hall hungover waiting for my number to be called is work 🥴
And whose fault is the hangover?
not mine, i didn't drink
The woman who served me drinks. Obviously.
again, clearly not me, as i didn't serve anyone 👀
And if the peasant cant swim, it's the swimsuits fault 
And back to water we are
It even says in the name “swim” suit, implying it gives the ability to swim.
All roads lead to water.
for some reason this makes me think of "and what else floats? A DUCK!"
Wait.
Does a Airbag give me then the ability to float
Maybe fly?
I dont get the Reference i think
Let's all be gooses
"Mithril has taken 100 points of Psychic damage and fainted"
That was overkill Ao, shame on you
Oh heavens be damned, is it monty python? 
yes indeed
You got monty'd
I apoligize for my heresy. I got nothing to say in my defense expect It's been a while and i am tired as duck
sleepy is always an acceptable defense for forgetting
problem is when you go to bed sleepy, wake up sleep, end the day sleepy, 
Almost as if sleep is necessary for our mental well being
Red. Not bright Red but dark red. Like blood in the evening when the sun has set
no no I mean waking up sleepy even after correct hours of sleep
That's everytime a given
Has your doctor ever checked your vitamin D and iron levels?
There is no perfect sleep schedule because nature finds a way to ruin your efficency
yeah, its more the crushing horror of reality 😐
That always gets me.
"Shucks I exist."
the one I saw the other day was:
"This too shall pass; but like seriously what the [duck]?"
That is a very specific description
Sounds like he is a vampire
Aye
Not yet. But there are some common traits
I prefer nighttime and the sun hurts me
I too must be repeatedly invited to feel welcome in someone else's home
Indeed, but it's one people remember, instead of gifting me stuff in wrong colours
ok, I must stop procrastinating and go do things. Enjoy the discussion of "who in chat is actually a vampire" 😄
Question: if a vampire policeman has a search warrant, can he enter or does he still need an invitation? Discuss.
He still needs an invite for sure
He has been invited by the judge
unless the person actually has proiper wards setup then it gets complicated
Garlic chains
Wait.
Does that make me a coins vampire and I suck the money out of wallets...
jokes on u my wallet is perma empty 
Wouldnt that make you an ex-wife?
no that makes him a wife.
ex wifes also suck ur soul out
Jac
Without a doubt
I don't think she sleeps
Good morning everyone
Yeah, i am unsure about that as well
What is this sleep you talk about
Weakness
If one has a soul to be sucked
I just close my eyes for a few hours a night and hope it comes but it never does 
Ah, meditation
Power napping. I can hear everything going on around me but I can never seem to fully sleep anymore 😭
I blame Obama 🙄
I probably should have called in sick for work today. Throat feels dry and soar. Perhaps tomorrow I'll take time for myself.
I don't think I slept much at all last night.
Yes indeed. Nearing my bedtime
Because vampires sleep during the day!
Unless you're a day walker
not knowing when the update will drop is driving me crazy....
Soon enough young one… soon enough
We could find you help with that. We all suffer it
I am also therapist.
Wait until you see my ink pictures
"what do you see in this inkblot?" Enshourded update.
"Okay, what about this one?" Enshourded update.
Do anyone have any idea when the new expansion will be released? I am so thirsty for this and I keep waiting and waiting 😂😂
they said sometime in October and I am assuming they will also give us at least a weeks notice to call off from work
so if not this week then most likely last days of october. Better to let them cook and make sure everything is ready
Yeah, you right with that. Just can't wait 😂
The sun is rising!
She turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better....
John Cleese is a class act
Hi everyone
hello
ya. time bandits was a strange movie.
news?
hello
Goodnight everyone 😜
dont let the bedbugs bite
I shall ward them off
good morning everyone
If I deleted Google by accident from my Phone, does that mean I killed the internet 
Welp, lot of messages, all caught up and no new eye watering update, a lot of patches though which is good news right ? 😄
"eye watering update" pun intended?
of course
is there any info when the update 7 will be relesed?
No date yet.
thx
/cry
enjoy this dancing skeleton while you wait for update 7
Oh, wait, no external emojis allowed.
Never mind. The skeleton is on strike until the update drops
Most of my non server ones are locked behind nitro. Discord is weird 😄
the fell emoji are sufficient for now
I have nitro and I sometimes make my own that I put up in mt discord so i can uyse here. That's how
came to be here

I should be in bed. laters
Sleep well Lili.
sweet dreams
Had any work yet, Van?
Oh yes
7 orders in total
So around... 1 hr 20 m work in total
Tomorrow I take my Switch 2 with me and now I clock off
*with update 7... Does that mean in update 8 Keen is finally fixing the overly complicated save system once and for all and THEN we can have more Flame Altars?
ha
hahahaha
I'm afraid that's a load-bearing poster my good sir
but also that "and" has nothing to do there, them be wholly unrelated problems
the save system is some technical debt inherited from the Steam save system, I think we'll need to address it for the consoles version anyway, because they won't be able to use Steam's system of course, but the operating word of that sentence is "I think"
the flame altars limitation is much more closely tied to hardware limitations and optimization, because having ten fully upgraded altars stacked in one spot can already create so many problems
so if we're increasing the acreage where players are free to dump a million items per square foot, some of these players will see their pc
well yes I guess that's an apt gif
Couldn't Keen limit the number of Flame Altars that overlap boundaries in that regard? I don't want it for that reason (mega base) but instead so I can have strategic Altars placed across the Map to make traversal easier.
I'm pretty sure there's already a suggestion for teleport points rather than actual bases.
it's definitely a topic that's come up even internally, with some suggestions like "teleport-only altar" being one of the floated solutions
guys if you keep replying before I do imma just leave you to it 
Sowwy!
Would be nice if they just have a warning on that, but allowed it so people with good computers can do it. I've already run into the issue of not enough flame alters :/
BUT at this current juncture we're fully focused on banging the update into a releasable form, and that took full priority over everything else
I don't think it's that simple, we've had people in troubleshooting with literal top of the line hardware with issues because of volume. We'll see what they can do though.
not to cast aspersion on the reading comprehension of the average gamer but
"my pc is very good it can run Titanfall 2 on max settings (released 2016)"
How about Crysis 👀
A "teleport only" Flame Altar (probably would need a different name) would work for me. I have no need for 8 completely different Bases, a few yes but not 8, nor do I personally care for building a 1:1 scale Paris in Embervale (though that'd be cool).
and yes even strong, recent PCs sometimes have unexplained difficulties, like with the 5xxx series, so it's... a lot of work
Update today?
So far I have 8 fully upgraded alters connected with a massive base with zero issues, and I wouldn't even call my computer that high end, higher end on the GPU side, not so much on the CPU side
of course I should have said Crysis but a lot of the younger audience have no idea about Crysis, because it came out two years before they were born
Crysis pfft, can it run Borderlands 4 higher than 60 FPS is the new meme.
What is Crysis
Cleared all the content, upgraded my PC, prepared everything… and yet, the update won’t drop. I’m losing my mind waiting 😂
Yea, of course, there are a 100 things that can be different between systems... we saw someone a little while back who placed 2.5k candles.... and wondered why they had issues 😄 I have very little issues with the game myself, on a mid range setup from 5 years ago, yet people with setups brand spankers, have issues out the wazoo (I personally blame all the 'optimising' they do outside their game, but that's a different topic 😄 ) It's not an easy thing to work around.
I like the way you implemented it now. A level-0 altar that is for teleporting only is a solid idea, but it seems like a solution looking for a problem. There are people that want mega-builds. Maybe a switch for them to take their chances is enough.
I thought it was gonna release todayyyy
I want greatsword
you have time to look for your mind before it releases don't worry
2007 game requiring high end pc hardware to run. Used a benchmark and then a joke/meme "can it run Crysis" for like a decade later.
Yeah, that would be great, like Minecraft has with view distance
do you mean this greatsword
Great example!
with 9 different disclaimers that say "I understand I'm about to smell burnt plastic"
Oh I see
Probably very different from what gets released now
The power it takes to run modern AAA games is crazy
My 4090 sometimes struggles for some of the new stuff too
I literally upgraded my 10-year-old PC just for this game lol🤣
I mean really that shouldn't be the case, at worst it should just run poorly, well unless they spill their soda on their PC and sparks happen ⚡
With every video setting set to max on Enshrouded I get ~50 fps in the starting area with 5080 and 9800x3D at 5120x1440
It's funny too, the ONLY people I see complaining about big ticket games, performance wise, are those with x90's (4090, 5090). I don't hear any of us back door biatches with 4070 Ti Supers, 3080's, etc with the problems the x90's have. And we spent 1/3rd to 1/5th the money on our GPU's.
Heck my base is massive and I can open the world and running it on my steam deck, not well and it doesn't look great so I don't do it, but the Steam Deck is also very limited on performance
just caught a bit of this convo, ya'll talking about mipmapping?
Honestly, in recent years, the more mid range cards see much better stability than the higher end hardware, it's quite funny.
A lot of them buy the most expensive pc parts and have a great pc and don’t realize some games are poorly optimized and it has nothing to do with your pc like Monster Hunter Wilds doesn’t even run on a 5070
That's cause Nvidia's xx90 cards are always catching on fire or melting due to their awful power connector 🔥
To be fair, I think this is fully an NVidia problem. Charging as much as they do for the x90 cards when they are likely all faulty.
Probably expectations. When you buy the top-end you crank everything to the max and have the highest expectations. In a good number of instances I think that's warranted.
Monster Hunter Wilds runs better with 5080 / 9800x3D than 3080 / 14700k build for me, but the 5080 pc sounds like it is trying to takeoff with the amount of fans
Most definitely. Greed? From a corporation? Who'd have thought it 🤣
I mean Nvidia's company color is green
I have a good idea for the game
They are removing the invidia from their cards for gamers
Hire some fromsoftware devs and make it a souls-like clone 🤑
That's also the word origin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invidia
To be fair, I do build top end PC's every handful of years but the GPU I always get a x70 Ti variant and I rarely have issues with performance even at max settings. But I also don't expect >9000 FPS like some people who buy x90's do.
Mornin folks!
That's also a problem, people spend too much time looking at FPS rather than looking at how a game actually looks.
Asus has the evil eye logo, would fit Nvidia better
Morning, Jabber.
And not understanding that a voxel game will not get comparable performance to a typical game engine
Yeah I switched back to my 5070....My 5090 kept having serious issues it was ridivulous
"turn the most accessible survival rpg experience into a punishing combat game where you learn by dying over and over"
mmmh lemme consider that real quick 
Exactly bruhhh u get it
My build isn’t based on FPS or cooling…
It’s based on ‘Is it Albaneve White?’
Albaneve White is the paint of the bourgeoisie
My go to was always the x80ti until my 4090. I've been happy with it. I feel I have decent expectations, but I'm also gaming at 4k and I think that balances those FPS expectations. There's not going to be a linear scale with FPS as you allude to.
What do you mean???!!!???? I run CP2077 on max settings at 5000FPS whilst doing somersaults!!! Why can't i run this game at max?!!!
Yeah, honestly i'm quite impressed on the performance of the game, I get 60+ FPS with a massive base at 2560x1440, all settings max
I'll say that when there's an option to increase the draw distance to a more reasonable amount. IMO it's way too short as a default.
It's not that I'm alluding that there will be it's that most of the complaints about x-game's performance that come from x90 owners are that THEY expect it to run like a NASA Supercomputer and have out of this world performance. When in reality, the x90 cards are rarely more than single digit % superior to the x80 GPU's.
Wait why not.
We could emulate the most tragic rewiev-bomb/fall from positivity ever

The draw distance is quite short for sure.
Yeah, it is disappointing how quick objects in your base lower detail and pop out of existence
they're just shy
It's mostly an issue with bases though, out in the world i don't think it'd make too much difference to performance but then...
What's especially weird is default trees have massive view distance, but if you grow one they vanish very quickly as you move away
Is that issue really that bad? i have probably about 2 to 3 thousand props in my base and they dont do that? They stay full detail and visable.
It's a distance thing, not noticeable normally, but when you have 8 alters connected you can be on one end of the base and trees on the other end vanish
Render distance can start getting quite short when bases are extremely complex (thousands of objects)
An example of the 'issue' #screenshots-and-art message
Ah ok distance related yeah. Well on that note I only have 2 altars connected but the other end of my base does vanish when looking from the opposite border
Are you saying it scales down?
I've repurposed Thornhold with a single level-4 altar (pretty much encompasses it). That place comes with a lot of objects. And I've certainly added a good number. But I'd say I'm far from crazy. (Maybe crops affect it.) At any rate, I cannot even get a full render from across the base. I have a house on the north side with someone living at the top. When they walk out on the little lookout (existing prop) they look like they're walking in thin air.
Crops do affect it, a lot. Once upon a time, crops used to cause crashes 😄
Yeah the render distance scales down to avoid everything breaking when there's an extreme amount of complexity, like when we load one of Kontrecks mega builds the render distance is clearly much shorter than a modest little hut someone built by themselves
I remember my mega farm causing a crash or two
Based on existence of the crops, or them being visible?
If you look a the screenshot i posted, i imagine you're seeing the same as what i do.
My screenshot though has every type of plant around that structure AND 400+ magic chests under the ground so i know full well what's causing mine 😄
The area is much more build up now as well, i might actually go take another screenshot to compare....
In my case, from the example I'm not seeing crops except a small patch of flax. However, if it's based on existence and not being in scene then definitely. (If you're familiar with Thornhold I have all the crops tucked down one arm of it.)
400+ magic chests. Holy crap. I thought I was a hoarder with 18 and a cellar containing overflow in normal chests.
inb4 those are rookie numbers
i mean I have about 150 or so myself
20 of which have nothing bu coffins in them
It's a sort of 'warehouse' area so a good half of them are empty, waiting for new materials in however many updates we have to come 😄
I don't know about you, but I love being overwhelmed by the crazy quantity of items.
I love organising (Even without signage!! 😄 ) So yea, the amount of items doesn't actually bother me all that much.
Me too. It's a big part of why I enjoy games like this.
Amusingly i've also just loaded my game and my render distance is better than that first screenshot, despite having much more stuff in the area 😄
Hmm...
Whats with the army stationed at the front?
Thats fair
is enshrouded having issues with render distance or just people's pc's not handling it well? If enshrouded doesnt use impostor billboards then they definitely should. it would cut down render issues dramatically
Its more render distance in bases that are loaded to the gills with stuff.
they only need to render the stuff in view of the player, several items behind each other dont need to load the 3d models until the player is directly viewing them. if a bunch of things are stacked nearby, they should use impostor billboards and only load models when the players are directly in view of them, and when they are within a certain distance. but hey i dont work for them so i dont know what they have going on
Considering none of us here outside of Keen actually knows how the engine works and if that's even possible in their system....
This is a custom build engine for this game, so most of the 'standard' tools game devs use to assist with things they wont be able to use. That being said, i'm sure they're aware of such things and will use them if it's applicable.
Yeah, I believe that generally doesn't work well on building games with player made content
nah it works fine, you just have to account for it and set up a system to check things and simulate physics.
not an engine programmer
Lol.
CUB does his programming in jeans - Hot news.
I used to be a programmer, but it was too boring so after about 20 years I moved to just doing 3D art and animations. Its way more chill.
It's in his jeans.
You should not presume to know what the developers should or should not do with their own game. It's kinda arrogant.
Bros, where is an UPDATE? it's allmost november
I drank all the water
well I've done it for a long time, so its not just out of nowhere.
Snort
Still being worked on.
Almost means not yet
Bro, it releases in October and it's still October
I have faith in them though, i love this game. I'm sure they got some brilliant minds working it all out.
there is still zero news from devs with date
That's correct, the date is October
still got 11 days to hear from them
Do we know when it’s coming out
atrocious.
Judgement will be carried out after you decided a fitting punishment
October-"ish".
I'd say we dip Toast in water
No one likes soggy toast.
Sometimes I question if people even know how calendars work, we've been having people say October is almost over since like the 6th, lol
This is the most complex update we've ever had, and we wanted to wait until we were absolutely sure to give the exact release date. We're hoping to have news this week.
There's your news from the devs 😄
huge news update :O
Is it actually coming out today ppl are saying that on TikTok
he spilled bread and butter here
Question for a keen dev if they see this question:
Are there any plans to add a sort of editor, like Fortnite has UEFN and Conan Exiles has the dev kit, to keep the game fresh and exciting through community-driven creations?
That wrong
Ok people ready your copy and paste tools 😉
And most of us want you to take your time and get it right, and just ignore the impatient people
Why do you listen to the cesspool of tiktok?
aaaalright, my PC is back and has a new 2TB SSD disc
Lol here a goose is someone's girlfriend 😂.....except for the actual goose(bird)
TikTok is like 99% BS
now... how do I prepare that disc so I can install games on it?
(rhetorical, im watching a youtube right now)
it's a very, very big ask
Any kind of modding/dev kit is a little complex for us because this game is built in a fully custom engine, so those tools would also have to be completely built from scratch. We're not oppossed to the idea of eventually adding them, but we also don't know when/if they might happen because it would be quite a big project to undertake.
Okay, serious question.
Will I find love in the next update.
Disk Management in Windows helps you perform advanced storage tasks like initializing a new drive and extending or shrinking volumes.
Only if you love water
I do not envy the guys that would have to work on the dev kits one day. thats the worst...
no but you will find coins
Open disk management, make sure it has a partition then format it to NTFS.
He loves coins.
When are we not?
Thank you so much for the quick reply. I'm very excited for Enshrouded's future, and I can't wait to see what other surprises you all will have in store for everyone!
those who love themselves
find love in every waking moment
thank you for that, i needed that in my life
Well, I'm glad they're adding a very loudly requested thing finally.
Everyone wanted coins to happen.
Tiktok where I get all my information from
You aren't everyone...
we already had runes.
It was really amazing how loudly it came from one person.
I can't tell if you're joking and that in itself is a concern 
i get half my news from memes.
I’m not TikTok is where I heard about the game in the first place
Where else would I get information from
Real news sources?
There was a survey from genz/gena where the majority (if I remember right) said they get most of their news from tiktok
So yeah lol
TikTok has official accounts of news sources
From official channels like this Discord...?
Thats an oxymoron anymore lol
https://discord.com/channels/1046840540550942720/1047448895287992320 the only place that is right when it comes to Enshrouded
most "real" news stations are bought and paid for.
That’s why I wanted to ask and double check cause TikTok ppl were saying today was the update
If you're not looking at the Keen Games Tiktok account, it's not official for Enshrouded.
Yeah idk where that rumor would even come from, we've said nothing of the sort and today's date has never been a date we were considering for the update, so it's not like it was a leak or something either
So true, but there's paid for news, and then there's TikTok, which is like getting news from the sketchy looking guy standing on the corner of the street at 1:00AM
That's good. Always good to do your due diligence. 
coolio, done
now I need to move my enshrouded game to this new disk...
is there a way to move it easily via steam along with any save files etc?
Anything outside of literal official accounts is... extra bad for news.
From the tin foil hat club obviously
I still laugh at PC gamer saying to was the 7th
Yes. In Steam you can go into the properties of the game and change the disc the game is installed on.
Much like the October 7th release? 😄
Nah. There were more at Gamescom. 
That guy sells nice watches tho… Folex
i was asking myself this too...
Don't you mean Fauxlex?
so the steam move feature moves game files saves included then? good to know, im gonna do it now
guess what? i woke up this morning and no water...
Yes lol but have mush brain
Call the plumber.
Must be brutal to shower without it.
Are you in a desert?
And he also sells, little baggies of lets say oregano and flour 😉
It'll move everything it needs to automatically. Where the save files are located depends on if you're using cloud saves or not. The save files don't need to be on the same drive as the game files.
with the new update, are the enemies getting any more improved AI functionality?
One random person says something, another repeats it, then it spreads and all of a sudden people are believing it because it's everywhere
I feel like I would do a good job at being homeless like I’d be the best at it
It’s a game of telephone.
gamers will even get competitive about being homeless smh
I hope being homeless is souls-like
Homelessness speed run, and go
Or it’ll lose my attention
It's the coins effect.
I asked loudly for coins and in the end everyone did.
Very self aware nodding.
The same with the update.
Don't forget to add cosmetics to the homeless run.
Hell yeah
and a paid dlc
Needs mounts
No first horse armor
thats the paid dlc
alright, new disc added to steam storage, game moving
I feel like mounts aren't that useful in a game where you can fly, like Minecraft, basically no one uses horses because why would you when you can fly
where my armored chicken at?
Make the glider paid.
Everytime it opens it drains 2 cents/pennys.
That'll teach those guys jumping off high cliffs
Fine but I am using your account
First you'd need to know who I am
Small side note: Some people have experienced issues with having the game on a different drive from where Steam is installed. If you have issues, consider migrating Steam to the new drive as well.
they'll get half way down the cliff and then run out of money
Oh hi 👋
Hey J hows it going?
Imagine jumping and getting the error "payment not found"
We have a mount, yes... The gliders.
Finally back in Spain - with the doggos and the hub.
I want to be able to turn gravity for builds on or off, it'd be awesome to build a floating castle, then turn build gravity on and watch it crash down.
jeez, this internet interruption/outage is still ongoing
someone give Bezos a kick
Nice! Bet it feels good to have everyone back together.
By the way... I am almost without voice after that much yelling for it.
The least I should get is a bonbon
I think that's reverse mount, you go on the mount, the mount doesn't go on you 😂
I'd do this even if there wasn't an outage.
at least Youtube's still up
World would crash without Youtube
He needs to be slapped to the sun.
Oh yeah pretty much everything runs on AWS lol, and east is the largest one. Super common for core infrastructure like login systems to run on it, so it completely crashing like this probably means something quite catastrophic happened.
My banks back up tho at least.
Wait, why are we kicking Bezos (I'm on regardless, just confused what it had to do with internet)
Because he's Bezos.
alright, Ill keep that in mind
though if theres issues I will post here as well 😄
yeah, seems to be a theme lately, between colossal DDoS attacks and now AWS failing catastrophically? sus



