the-tavern

[round tree]

There is a bug sometimes where the enemy with a rune over their head that remove the barrier is stuck in the floor and you can't kill it, is it what you are talking about?

[quasi saffron]

Oh, a blue reveals himself.

[gentle forum]

We came on too strong

Totally should have played it cool

[quasi saffron]

No, he only got out for 5 minutes

until one of the taskmasters has found him

[gentle forum]

Then what are you doing here

[quasi saffron]

I enjoyed a good sleep

[gentle forum]

It’s sleepy time

[quasi saffron]

Nah, I'm fine.
And sleep time is again in 5 hours

[gentle forum]

Who goes to bed at 2am

[lethal rune]

i went to sleep 4am, stayed up watching youtube lol

[gentle forum]

I hope it was worth it

[lethal rune]

slightly yes and slightly no

[carmine scroll]

yes but hitting a moving target is harder than you'd think without a lot of practice or talent.

are you a cupcake or a muffin? can I eat you?

[quasi saffron]

He's too evasive to eat.

[carmine scroll]

ill layout a trap. >:D

[quasi saffron]

Also, eating a (possibly) dev will delay the game 2 weeks

Don't!

You can after 1.0

[carmine scroll]

om nom nom

[prisma frost]

update when?

[carmine scroll]

september

[gentle forum]

26

You missed it

[carmine scroll]

september 26th.

[gentle forum]

Maybe next year

[prisma frost]

primoris my nitro has expired

🥺

[gentle forum]

You made the bot mad

They don’t like the nitro word

[quasi saffron]

I never had nitro 🥺

[gentle forum]

You’re both to be tarred and feathered

[carmine scroll]

discord are a bit too much of nasty little dicks to get my money.

[gentle forum]

That’s definitely some words

[carmine scroll]

they act all nice but they have naughty plans

breaks my heart

[gentle forum]

Just have a disposable income

Easy

[deft walrus]

I had bombs, I blew up the whole floor and didn't find him( In any case, I'll have to go to this dungeon for the third time
thank u

[carmine scroll]

🤔

[elder parrot]

Discord is horrible and slow and annoying, especially on tablet.
They use horrid reactNative for making it.
There is no way on earth they are gonna get microtransaction-subscription

[lethal rune]

i think discord could go full subscription with no free option

people of course will just crack it like anything else

people already do a lot of work arounds (betterdiscord in the past etc), you can even currently edit the blocked messages text to never show up, so you wont know if someone you blocked is typing at all

[carmine scroll]

that would be nice

[lethal rune]

the blocked message thing? i know how to do it

lol

[carmine scroll]

i have people who've blocked me in other discord and so I just block them back, then they constantly respond to what I say and if I call them out they ignore that.

people are weird and stupid.

[lethal rune]

i researched how cause in one 'very toxic' server they were using it as an excuse to ban me, that the blocked message text was annoying them, and i should just be banned

[carmine scroll]

either block me and ignore me or unblock me. CHOOSE

[lethal rune]

so i researched how to get rid of it and gave it to those people, low and behold they didn't care and just wanted me banned

go figure

[carmine scroll]

lol shock.

[lethal rune]

yeah i've played games in toxic communities where people will ignore evade and do malicious things, so i believe everyone should have a right to ignore who they want and not be harassed by someone who evades that ignore. i think the discord blocked message thing - was a weird choice for the devs to include, should have just had a blocked message list and if people want to remember who they blocked and unblock them they could check their list.

so yeah i'm also on the side of seeing how annoying it can be, and kind of wish discord designed it better

discord makes weird design choices

[elder parrot]

(Valourant IS toxic, they make up ideas ridiculing people with ADHD and make up theories on how they act. So take their fuss with a grain of salt, theyve been quite shitty to groups of people.)

[lethal rune]

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/4822741-Albert-Camus-Quote-To-be-happy-we-must-not-be-too-concerned-with.jpg

it's bad to have vendettas

[elder parrot]

Its not about me, its about others reading poo like that about themselves - mental health discussiom and non-neurotypical is stigmatized as it is and i will speak up when people put them down

Its also against discord conduct, so id rather you stop being like that to others.

[lethal rune]

can we get a let it go gif primoris

[elder parrot]

Making fun of people with adhd is not kosher in most places, obviously

[lethal rune]

you're bringing up something said weeks ago in the context you perceived it/understood it lol

anyway say what you want about me, it wont ruin my happiness

you'll be you, i'll be myself

[elder parrot]

There is nothing 'lol' about it, treat others nice here and down throw stuff on them.

You cant 'be you' if that is what you do in a social public discord

[lethal rune]

if the moderators ever have a problem i am sure they will let me know privately

or publicly if that's how they roll

[elder parrot]

Like other places you have been banned from? Yeah most likely.

[gentle forum]

Play nice

If you dislike what one another says, then there’s a block button.

Other than that new topic, please.

[quasi saffron]

Update monday. How much we like it

[weak wagon]

other than the world settings and display stand, has anything else been told about it?

[quasi saffron]

We get pink frilly dresses

[lethal rune]

there's no vanity system yet right?

[quasi saffron]

There is

R at the armor screen of your character. There you can equip a second set to have it display

But for weapons there's a lack of

[young roost]

Neither Weapons (as Vanolia said) or Shields can currently be transmogged, and the Helm/Gloves hide/show settings are for all your characters. Right now, can't turn off the helm display on one character but have it display for another.

[quasi saffron]

That... That's certainly awkward

[quasi saffron]

Cannot even make a poll on mobile in my other discord. Whats this.

[round tree]

Where do I write a suggestion for the devs for a new mat?

I'd like a sabertooth tiger mat

[quasi saffron]

!upvote

[unborn sigil]

Future features can be voted on to show your interest on Feature Upvote!

Suggestions are open again, but duplicate suggestions will be automatically deleted! Please search one of the existing 2600+ suggestions and upvote/comment on it, your idea is almost certainly in there already!

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[quasi saffron]

And I'd eventually like a leather scrap mat

[woeful light]

aaaand

[lethal rune]

i'd like a yoga mat

[round tree]

dang, I did a search for mat, mats, pelts and fur and nothing came up, don't feel like srcolling 1400 entries 😄

[lethal rune]

just post your suggestion and if its deleted it exists

[round tree]

ok thanks

[quasi saffron]

It was the short for material.

[carmine scroll]

i noticed a public server had a customized role set for it, is there a way to do that with a simple hosting?

[gentle forum]

Hello

[round tree]

Hi

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/radiorazeratrah-gif-20821034

[carmine scroll]

why are you like this.

[gentle forum]

I’m less than a mile from the border to Mexico anyone want anything

[carmine scroll]

jaritos

tacos

BURRITOS

[gentle forum]

Gotcha

I’ve just come to the realization that Magneto is just Magnet with an O at the end.

[lament monolith]

just now????????

[gentle forum]

😭

[lament monolith]

Mr moderator would you happen to know if its still possible to dig to the bottom or the world in the current update or is that a bit out of your current wheelhouse?

[gentle forum]

Sadly I’m not a dwarf, I think Kaos in #enshrouded-chat is digging though

[lament monolith]

yep thats why I was asking I tried and failed but pre the june patch others succeeded so didnt know if they patched that

[gentle forum]

Doubt it’s been changed

[weak wagon]

you still just hit bedrock

[lament monolith]

its some funky looking bedrock too

[split schooner]

I dug to bedrock early on but I tried the other night and dug for hours and didn't get there.

[wet drum]

Its an exploit if i open a gold chest, desconect, and reopen the chest again or its a feature?

[tacit vigil]

What do you think ?

[quiet geyser]

I did it as well for my first playthrough, but gotta say it also sucks all the fun out of finding/getting your pieces

[wet drum]

Same as Killa, i prefer to go exploring and find new chests, but i want it to know if its a bug or the devs actually wanted to actually work like this

[tacit vigil]

This sais it is also possible to farm chest on a dedicated server. Of course not at the same pace.

So yes it is a feature.

[wet drum]

Well, its fair if some of your friends take the chests and they don't share with you

So i know why its a feature now then

[tacit vigil]

If you open a chest with all your friends loot will be bigger.

[wet drum]

No cap?

[tacit vigil]

Yes of course. At some point you will not have 1 loot / player

[wet drum]

Oh, so i played since the start with my friend i was thinking the loot was just like that (2 items and beyond)

Thats good to know

[tacit vigil]

No it could 1 if you are alone

[wet drum]

So, if you are three, the loot will be 3?

[tacit vigil]

I think so.

[wet drum]

Dayum, thats cool and fair tbh

[tacit vigil]

But we are doing dungeon with 16 players and we dont have 16 loots. So at some point this is cap.

[wet drum]

It is fun to do dungeons with 16? Or its cheesy?

[tacit vigil]

It is fun an cheesy

🤣

[wet drum]

AHAHHA

How many dungeons have rigut now the game?

[tacit vigil]

Luckilly the next update should help us with that.

[wet drum]

I just found one, the hollow ones i think

[tacit vigil]

4

[wet drum]

May i ask you they are fun?

[tacit vigil]

Oh yes ! They are all very nice and fun. If you explore them with no rush it is 2 hours min each.

[wet drum]

I mean, one of the things that i love from enshrouded are the exploring and be challenging, it will be fun for me?

[tacit vigil]

Alone yes, better with friends definitively

New stuff in each dungeon 😉

[wet drum]

2 HOURS!? man... How can i invest more money in this game?

I mean... It looks that devs love this game if they put that effort

[tacit vigil]

Hollow update is one of the best update for me in term of content.

[wet drum]

Maybe its controversional, but if they put a cash shop with outfits or some cosmetics definitely im gona pay that just for help the devs

[wet drum]

At which level do you recommend to go if we are three people?

[tacit vigil]

🙂 well if it’s nicelly done why not. But we needs more than clothes for that. Cosmetic weapons, mounts, …

Pets also like SOT

Just follow the game, dont rush and it will be ok.

[wet drum]

Yeah for sure! All that cosmetics can be awesome

[wet drum]

The quests will guide me to the dungeon?

[primal acorn]

did the game has a signboard yet? a signboard to place on top of door and road sign board.

[elder parrot]

My idea is that to default chests to have a 1 hour cooldown before being openable again (no matter logout), then exploiters can disable that if they just cant avoid it ^^

Tho ofc otherwise its just to not do it when one doesnt wish to

Also good day erryone ^^

[quasi saffron]

Good morning
I don't see any need for that. This just makes it unnecessarily annoying for those who want to do chest farming etc.
I find it much more concerning that people at level 1 can go to resource servers and get endgame armor and be able to wear it. It would be better to at least bind it to flame strength, if not level.

or even modded weapons

[terse meadow]

Don t you dare say something about the building stuff😂 too, we need the resource worlds until some creative mode will pop up

[mortal turret]

I don't really see the point, it's not an MMO or a competitive game. If people wanna be broken at lvl 1, let them be. It doesn't change your game. Unless you play with them.

[quasi saffron]

Exactly those people are just the ones that say "bad boring game" afterwards, trust me

breaking progression curve, searching stuff that you shouldn't have yet and then complain. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[quasi saffron]

For stuff that you just place down, I don't bother. Or getting ressources to just build.
I don't just see why people should be allowed to skip entire biomes progression wise without even engaging with the gameplay.
If its for running around like a god, they can just lower difficulty on monday.

[strange barn]

Ok... how to say it... I' going to get drunk, and more, way more. Just to sleep untill tomorrow

This sunday will be a very long sunday

[quasi saffron]

Don't overdo it

[strange barn]

Was kidding. Can be patient

Was kidding

CANT BE

But yeah kids, dont do drugs and alcohol

It's bad

[viscid bluff]

patience is a virtue

[tacit vigil]

Well may be having creative/survival mode could resolve this pb. Plus having lvl bind to item.

We need resource serve to have ressources.

Créative mode could help us with that

[split schooner]

guh need more statues

[split schooner]

you are not the boss of me

(has another beer just to spite you)

[strange barn]

gimme some instead of spitting on me

I'm pretty sure we could be friend under a bit of L

you meant spite

not spit

my bad xD

[split schooner]

Looking for inspiration for a project and the first images you get are… your WIP shots. Well that engenders some mixed feelings and isn’t terribly helpful.

[strange barn]

I cant remember if there was a particular hour of release for the last updates, was in day or night from the europe perspective ?

if someone knows

otherwise I'll just go wait in my garden, under the sun, for the last day IRL for the next few weeks

[gentle forum]

Mid to late afternoon CEST, normally though I’m not 100% sure

[strange barn]

thanks mate !

Garden, keep a good memory of me, you wont see me as soon...

have a great day all !!

[quiet geyser]

Last patch was live at 5 pm cet

[terse meadow]

so tomorrow update?

[quasi saffron]

Update when.

[gentle forum]

I can see about pushing the update to everyone now, if we can exclude you from the update until 1.0

OR

You get 1.0 now and everyone else gets it in 2 years.

😈

[lament monolith]

Im sure he will gladly pay that price for us all

[gentle forum]

Lmao

[quasi saffron]

I'll. If it has coins.

[quiet geyser]

2 years? Is that what's being talked about now for full release????

[lament monolith]

He is just messing with another guy here

[gentle forum]

No

[quasi saffron]

I wonder, what the issue is even if

[strong hollow]

Praying for farming update, so we can capture all the chickens

[quasi saffron]

I still don't get why 2 years of EA is now the end of the world

[gentle forum]

Those aren’t chickens

[gentle forum]

It’s not. I’d rather the game cook than release without polish, a good amount of content and interesting full features

[quasi saffron]

Moreso because you don't lose out on anything even if a game is longer in developement.
More the opposite

[strong hollow]

but they drop chicken legs D:

[crude hill]

https://enshrouded.wiki.gg/wiki/Chicken_Soup

[strong hollow]

🐔

[gentle forum]

I am extremely curious where the chicken comes from in this soup, since there’s no chickens.

[strong hollow]

There are birds that run around like chcikens umm what they called

[gentle forum]

Roadrunners

[strong hollow]

oh

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/road-runner-fast-speed-bird-run-gif-17125350

Meep meep

[lethal rune]

given everything they need to do, full release seems more likely in december 2025, which would be 2 years from when they estimated 1 year (back in jan 24th 2024)

[strong hollow]

RoadRunner Soup

[lethal rune]

still good development time though

[strong hollow]

I like my games like I like my food, marinated and cooked well

[gentle forum]

Discussing release dates 🥱🥱🥱

[strong hollow]

[gentle forum]

I like chasing down and defeating crocodiles in both real life and ingame

[stark jetty]

wait. do we know what time the update will come out tomorrow?

[lethal rune]

so many ways to reimagine release dates... like spiritual release, or release from work, or re-lease for finances.

[quasi saffron]

Between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. Central European Summer Time, we just wait like you wait for the regular TV/Internet cable technician. They'll come.

[strong hollow]

YOO I Hate those gators they some bullies

😂

[stark jetty]

thank you!!

[gentle forum]

fireball

[strong hollow]

the dev who made that gator, wanted us to be scared of water

[quasi saffron]

It's actually mud and tar

[strong hollow]

Is that bubbles?! NOPE.. not going there

[gentle forum]

I believe the scientific name is, goop

[strong hollow]

then one shotted.. by gator

😭

and eats me

[quasi saffron]

These crocodiles are also the precursor to the Wispwyvern.

[gentle forum]

I wanna fight a non corrupted Wyvern

Perhaps multiple at the same time 👀

And a non dead cyclops

[quasi saffron]

There are none, these crocs are what the wyvern is after shroud-modified

[gentle forum]

Vans head canon is leaking

[quasi saffron]

It's actually in the lore

[gentle forum]

Show me

What you got

[quasi saffron]

It's everywhere around the capitol, those letters where they talk about the light in the water etc. yadda yadda

[gentle forum]

I think we’re drawing lines to things that don’t correlate

[quasi saffron]

Otherwise they look damn similar, right?

We also have this one area in Black Mire called Shimmerback Swamp or something like that. In a lore note in Whitewind it is said that they returned to the rivers with their blue glow.

[gentle forum]

I’m fairly sure the Wyverns existed prior to the Shroud lol

Especially since the Elder Boots were modeled after their scales.

[quasi saffron]

Or evolution maybe.
We cannot say for sure, I'd just say its very convenient if the crocs look that similar to the wispwyvern

And I've got no time right now to look after

[gentle forum]

You know who would know

[quasi saffron]

CUB?

[gentle forum]

No. Cub is like Jon Snow.

Balthazar the Alchemist would know

[quasi saffron]

Wiki is missing the crocs

[gentle forum]

They don’t exist

(I’ve been too busy to work on the wiki, and very few people come to help with it)

👀

[gentle forum]

I’ve never felt so clean

[noble anchor]

So this is you normally?

[gentle forum]

Yes

[wild path]

Hi, at what time does the update releases ?

[quasi saffron]

Between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. Central European Summer Time, we just wait like you wait for the regular TV/Internet cable technician. They'll come.

[strong hollow]

is the wiki community ran?

[gentle forum]

Yep. Same with the LFG server

Mods just happen to be the people who run them

[paper hornet]

Sitting at Steam page for Enshrouded. On the fence about buying it. Will it keep me busy for a while?

[west root]

do you like adventuring, looking for every little secret and building ?

[distant zinc]

It will trust

[paper hornet]

I like exploring and collecting. Played the crap out of the viking game a while back,

I will go ahead and grab it. Normally I just buy games left and right, but the past year it has been kind of iffy with Early Access games.

[gentle forum]

When I first purchased it, I was impressed with how much content it had for a newly released early access game compared to others I’d tried (this was in January)

We’ve had two major updates and soon to be two minor updates as of Monday

[paper hornet]

Thanks for the input.

[gentle forum]

This game came out around the time of Palworld and got a bit overshadowed, I think if it came before it would’ve gotten even more traction than it has now.

[west root]

i know what you mean and more with open world game, but tbh, this one feels special to me. i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i do

[woeful light]

and if servers were more polished, iirc this had over 100k users at ea launch, down to a couple thousand now?

[gentle forum]

Game servers or people in the discord

[woeful light]

game, like in game chat, the roles/perms, maybe linux server, that would have had a significant impact on retention

[gentle forum]

Still 7k people weekly, and 15k+ on last patch.

It’s also early access, and many people don’t jump into that.

[woeful light]

also true, im sure many of them will be back at launch

I hope they at least have chat working before then

[formal light]

also no chat, no chance to do mods, and pretty much slow development in comparison to the games made in the same time, so yeah. That's good score. And no, 7k was with patch, now it's about 5k on daily basis.

[elder parrot]

I prefer singleplayer so noone to chat with anyways ^^ but its gonna be helpful to have it

Also no native linux server is hurr, its a wild abomination to use wine/proton for servers imo ^^

[woeful light]

gonna be running around yelling at people for attacking vukah

[elder parrot]

Lol ^^

Ill be wild online, lucky people are spared ^^

[gentle forum]

What patch?

[elder parrot]

I dont pvp, but id be up for VvP 🤭

[gentle forum]

Update hasn’t dropped yet

[woeful light]

lol I was in this guys server yesterday, at one of his bases, and I started making a secret hideout under his base and he caught me, so I jumped into it and pressed Y to seal it up with the floor, 😆 and he couldnt figure out how to get to me and kicked me out

[elder parrot]

Im kinda zzzzz on talks about playernumbers in non-mmos, its a silly benchmark ^^

Its like super mario 1 on nes "now, 1 month later when erryone has best the game its low playernumbers.. really bad game nintendo didnt do good endgame content, totally dead will prolly never be another mario game"

Imagine early access being unfinished, then also imagine a game or media with an actual end, not endless grindloop content ^^

WoW and mmos broke peoples minds smh ^^

[formal light]

it's fun as long as numbers are legit. Primoris is taking the numbers from source: dude trust me

[elder parrot]

Im not aware Primoris started that context?

[woeful light]

well everyone saw how successful that routine of churning out content is for cash, that became the new business model really, the carrot on a stick
as a result nothing gets fixed or improved because devs are on a constant schedule to pump out more
its bad imo, AND you pay a sub for wow still, I would rather pay a sub and just have a good game that keeps getting better, than a bunch of check cashers spoon feeding me $#!t

[elder parrot]

Yeah, the endgame-loop is often bad for players in many ways

[formal light]

yep

[elder parrot]

You need to expand and go more general

[formal light]

.

[gentle forum]

7k was from steam db

Last big update was in early June, 15k peak

[elder parrot]

You need to expand my comment and read in general, as i didnt reply to that (which is due to other people making it a thing here during the months, in vain - its like they dont know any other language.)

I.e, its not a trend that is caused by primoris.

[gentle forum]

I have too many opps here

[elder parrot]

I only have the one but i prefer to be a fair and equally annoying vukah mum towards erryone else ^^

[gentle forum]

Vukah are outside pets

[woeful light]

with outside poops

[elder parrot]

Pets = 'Pretty exceptional Tough Sort' ^^

Vukah was prolly sorting out the fell mess until the flameborn popped up and started stealing stuff and making stuff worse smh ^^

[woeful light]

taking over towns, killing villagers maybe

[elder parrot]

Flameborn, yes ^^
Vukahs dont need silly towns, a good cave, tree and a mudbath and its prime gwrah! ^^

Im working on stacking the embervale supreme court with vukahs! ^^

There will be a case regarding chest looting soon, gwrah! ^^

[woeful light]

Vula Dancer:

• you summon a vukah hula dancer whose giant hips knock all enemies aside 🫣

[elder parrot]

Hey! Medium sized hips! Gwrah 🤬🤭

Knock enemies aside tho deffo grrwrahr! ^^

[gentle forum]

Isn’t there like 3 towns with vukah set up 🤔

[woeful light]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-judge-ace-attorney-capcom-guilty-gif-16885690

see?

[elder parrot]

'Towns', its mostly caves, if flameborn runs past while vukahs are walking through some town doesnt mean they prefer living there, pft ^^

Humans/Fells wiped out the towns long ago

[gentle forum]

I know for a fact there’s a town that has skeletons inside houses, and vukah wandering the town and a cave

[elder parrot]

Trying to frame vukahs for that hmpf

[gentle forum]

Vukah are beasts and need to be put down

[elder parrot]

No, they are smort and civilizzzedded!

[lament monolith]

I will create "reserves" for them in my world.....

[elder parrot]

Refined and much better then homans ^^

[gentle forum]

I built a cage and used one for target practice

[woeful light]

need to be shaved

[elder parrot]

Fells and those scrap raiders are the ones trashing errything ^^

[gentle forum]

🎯

[lament monolith]

I keep having a handful show up infront on my base every time I load in

[gentle forum]

And you put them down, yes?

Population control is the humane thing to do

[elder parrot]

...grwrah!

Dont lead the witness!

^^

[floral helm]

Order! Order in the court.

[elder parrot]

^^

[woeful light]

"You can't handle the shroud!"

[gentle forum]

That’s what that was!

[elder parrot]

*****! ^^

Dumb discord didnt let me spam many asteriks

^^

[gentle forum]

*****

[quasi saffron]

Sometimes I look in here, see what has been chatted about and just close Discord. I'll do that now.

[gentle forum]

This guy swallows more than 6 rats in his sleep per year

[elder parrot]

I dont know all the discord escape chars and cheats so i remain opressed gwrah!

[quasi saffron]

Everything I'd say now would start WW3

[gentle forum]

Fun fact: Sneezes are ghosts trying to escape. Don’t let them escape! Their memories are your dreams.

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[elder parrot]

Ive late summer plant allergy so ice not started my sneeze season yet

But when i do, i will kill the histamines with the magic pills!

^^

[woeful light]

#sneason

[elder parrot]

Sneason ^^

[gentle forum]

Gesundheit

[elder parrot]

Too german

Prosit!

^^

[woeful light]

Gesungeist

[gentle forum]

👁️👄👁️
🦵🦵

[elder parrot]

At mods: please, vanolia will start another war and primoris is trying to turn the discord more german!

Did u get a ping primoris? Moderate urself now!

^^ grins

[quasi saffron]

Sometimes confusion is not enough.

[elder parrot]

You just need to keep up, pft ^^

[gentle forum]

I won’t be home until Tuesday or Wednesday, so don’t play without me.

[somber phoenix]

I’ll take a burger and fries please

[quasi saffron]

I'll spoiler you everything Prim.

[strange barn]

yep, just right here #spoilers-ahead

Today was pickaxe day, found SO MANY new things. I've done the entire map and kind of a bit more last week. And the undergrounds, or the mountains are full of secrets my friends

but you will need PICKAXES

in capital

because

it costs many

[elder parrot]

I might wait on next-next update since i already just did a second replay this mire update ^^

[quasi saffron]

Only because in that update were Vukah

[elder parrot]

... 😇

[strange barn]

and what if the update lets you play has a Vukah ?

new zone... with a curse... you know ? back to the shroud... with some kind of werewolves but... werevukahs

even His excellency said : I quote '' update WERE vukahs...

[elder parrot]

Then... i might have to replay again gwrah! ^^

[strange barn]

there is a lack of enshrouded gifs on discord...

need to fix it

[elder parrot]

But im the vukahs adopted human mum ^^ so i dont need to be vukah myself, i just integrate well to their social customs, gwwwrah ^^

[strange barn]

I think the Gwwwrah really helps

[elder parrot]

Thank you! ❤️ lol

[woeful light]

have you ever slipped and finished a sentence with that irl?

[strange barn]

if someone reacts like ''hell yeah, I'm fort Kelvin's Vukahs neighboor''

it is a start of a sect

be really carefull

[quasi saffron]

Imagine calling your gramma and then make that sound

[strange barn]

you're full of surprise Vanolia

[quasi saffron]

My god of wealth will forgive you.

[strange barn]

not to ruin the mood, and respect to her, but I'm pretty sure if I call my grand ma right know, she will make the Gwwwrah

[quasi saffron]

You should really get her either out of that Flameborn capsule or out of the foggy Shroud then.

[strange barn]

and that would freak the h out of me

[strange barn]

hell yeah

I'll rock some melodies with her

[elder parrot]

What do you mean slip? Its perfectly normal to go gwwrah in sweden... i think? Lol ^^

[quasi saffron]

Ellis Gwraahr-A-Vuka-ppella when?

[strange barn]

Samis goes Gwwwrah and fights bears with only one hand

I can tell

[elder parrot]

@quasi saffron When you pay for my new OF, which will be me clothed just gwrrrawhing in vids ^^

[strange barn]

I wish i did not read that

[elder parrot]

In what sense? ^^

[strange barn]

not shaming

at all

[elder parrot]

It was a joke, i dont do of ^^

[strange barn]

You could, I do

[elder parrot]

I meant i would make one with me just being normal and daying gwrah and making vukah growl ^^

That was the joke ^^

[strange barn]

it would work

I'm sure it would xD

[elder parrot]

Lol errything works on the internet!

[strange barn]

that's part of the magic

[quasi saffron]

CUB will have tomorrow alot to not read after.

[strange barn]

yup, and more the day after

but ... update when ?

[elder parrot]

I hope cub reads the context right uj ^^

[prisma frost]

[strange barn]

I'm so cool if it's between 15 and 20 Europe .... my connextion is like.. NO ONLY FOR VIDEOS the other hours

whatever, new random info for cub

héhé

[elder parrot]

Nauw, ive a swedish 500/500 fiber, works alright ^^

[strange barn]

I'm in a part of the country where sheeps rules the places. Like, real sheeps, cows, dogs, hens and stuff

they dont need internet

[quasi saffron]

We read tomorrow.
I need to wash my brain.

[strange barn]

so...

the "so..." was for my previous message, not being rude to you my excellency

[elder parrot]

Sweden ISPs almost asks us to.. download stuff from out the sea, going 'we wont track any data use as you wish' ^^

No wonder the swedish pirate party became a thing ^^

[quasi saffron]

We do not track data.
We track you.

[strange barn]

we're traped in the matrice here

[quasi saffron]

It's not the same without a One Piece and pirate flag

[strange barn]

if it has a cool rune on it ...

I'm ok with the branding

well, good night every one, see you soon for the update chatting

[elder parrot]

Good night ^^

[brave meteor]

I love this freaking game. I am literally building mt dream castle.

[iron gull]

I think I accidentally sent the Enshrouded chat way off topic we were talking about the game then it's potential inspirations and now they're talking about the dangers of cave diving

Lol

Sorry

[gentle forum]

As long as people are being civil I don’t think anyone cares

[iron gull]

Aight

Idk how the moderation works here just making sure lol

[forest crane]

lol I was thinking about that same thing. "Uh oh."

[woeful light]

that does belong here or off-topic technically

[gentle forum]

We would prefer it be in this one or off topic

But if someone wants to talk about the actual channel topic it’s polite to move it elsewhere

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[forest crane]

So I had a streak of a few months where I was just binging "how cave divers died" and all sorts of deep dive YouTube videos. Also ended up with just straight up caving, and eventually mountaineering.

And it made me realize I never want to do any of those activities.

There are enough bodies up on Everest. There are enough bodies stuck underground in caves.

And I never want to go any further under the water than I can comfortably hold my breath.

[iron gull]

I love late night YouTube browsing you never know what random rabbit hole you might accidentally stumble into

[gentle forum]

I just wanna go home 😭

[forest crane]

I would have that stuff running while I was writing code.

Each video was like an hour or so of someone doing a full analysys of the timeline and everything that happened from prep to initial outing to disaster to rescue attempts.

[gentle forum]

Took this job as a favor to a friend which turned out to be several other jobs to three other states

[iron gull]

I love hiking because my dad was a really big outdoorsy guy so we did a lot of camping and stuff

[forest crane]

Made me realize I have absolutely no stomach for life or death situations.

[iron gull]

I like some excitement but not risking it

[forest crane]

And then I was like 50yd from a shooting while I was going to the dentist one day, and I also got to find out what my reaction is when I'm near gunfire.

[gentle forum]

Run towards it 😡

[forest crane]

Which was to stop and stare in disbelief.

[iron gull]

I'm never going into any "this will literally kill me if I do anything slightly wrong" hobbies

[gentle forum]

I’ve only ever had to draw a gun on someone once

[forest crane]

I wanted to get into metalworking, but the thought of having to work around a furnace that can allow me to heat steel to a workable temp.... nah.

[viral star]

I spent too much time around random gunfire. Generally dont care unless theres a whizzing sound, which hasnt happened.

[forest crane]

Had this dream of making replica bronze weapons.

Cast bronze swords and spear tips.

[woeful light]

is this you? #off-topic message

[gentle forum]

I wish, that guy is too happy

[iron gull]

I'm still mad at my old highschool for never letting me into Welding/HVAC classes because it was always full but of course the only other open elective class was freaking Weightlifting. four consecutive years of weightlifting

[forest crane]

Well, I saw someone maybe get shot at a gas station after a fight broke out. And after like 3 seconds a lady pulled me behind one of those big electrical boxes you find on the street in a city, probably powering the stoplights or something.

She scolded, "What the HELL are you doing? Get down!"

[gentle forum]

But now you can leap tall buildings in a single bound?

[forest crane]

Now he's One Punch Man.

[iron gull]

One of my ex coworkers at McDonald's brandished a gun at a customer who threw her mcflurry at her because it wasn't the one she wanted. She ended up immediately fired and it even ended up on the news

I hate customers too but jeez

This is why I work on the grill

[forest crane]

McDonalds workers are expected to de-escalate situations. They're trained for that, aren't they?

Like, ma'am, this isn't a Waffle House. You can't just go pulling a piece on the customers.

[iron gull]

They don't train us jack

Literally in orientation they taught us how to cook frys and mop the floor then they went "good job now figure out the rest"

And we're supposed to have trainers at work but they're always off so they expect people like me to train the new hires then get mad when we do it wrong

I shouldn't work vent I'm sorry

[lament monolith]

I just had a gig update on enshrouded did it release?

[prisma frost]

Don’t think so, probably regular file verification

[stoic heron]

oh so no new update yet? i thought it was releasing today, really xcited

[pure wyvern]

maybe the update is arriving with deutschebahn

[gentle forum]

Shader precaching is the reasoning for those small updates

[elder parrot]

Today yeah, but not at 6 in the morning ^^

Keen get to sleep a bit more, then morning coffe at hq, then some meetings, mebbe a coffe after the meeting, adjust a thing, have lunch, then mebbe ^^

guessing ^^

[pure wyvern]

sounds accutate, the amount of coffee may be different

[elder parrot]

Maybe, have to translate from swedish fika-pause culture to german culture ^^

[pure wyvern]

easy, it is either "mittagspause" (lunch break) or "feierabend bier" (end of day beer)

[prisma frost]

Are we ready, folks?

[elder parrot]

Lol sounds accurate ^^

[subtle prawn]

Cub needs more coffee than that to survive us

[elder parrot]

True! ^^

[stoic heron]

did they say what time it releases 😮

[elder parrot]

No ^^

Just not this early ^^

[pure wyvern]

assume end of germany business day (17:00, that is in about 11 hours)

[prisma frost]

My bet is 10 hours from now

[elder parrot]

16ish

[pure wyvern]

be happy when its earlier

[elder parrot]

Mebbe ^^

[stoic heron]

alright see u guys in 10-11 hours thank u

[elder parrot]

Take care ^^

[pure wyvern]

have a nice day @stoic heron

[elder parrot]

Ive failed to go towards the bed too long now and its morning gah

[subtle prawn]

Safest bet would be in about 12h depending how long last minute bug fixes take

[pure wyvern]

@subtle prawn if you want to be really safe you could plan for end of the week 😉

do we know more of the content than difficulty sliders and armour stands?

[subtle prawn]

Just release it never I'm totally fine with that

[prisma frost]

can’t wait to read the upcoming patch notes

What will Steve do this time?

[subtle prawn]

There's going to be a new armor set from a specific HH and no new area

[pure wyvern]

follow up stupid question, what is HH in that context?

[subtle prawn]

Hollow Halls

[pure wyvern]

makes way more sense than HammerHead 😄 thanks

[exotic cedar]

Good morning. Damn its early 🥱

We manage pass Kindewastes HH yesterday with My friend. We both died once. Last Time we tried i died like 50 Times and my friend just gave up coz the last part of hall was too hard.

[gentle forum]

Did you even play test it?

[subtle prawn]

I did

[gentle forum]

[ornate nymph]

Hello, i saw on tik tok a teaser with a new update on 29.07. so today. Will there today a new update ? Furthermore is there any patch notes ?
Thank you very much for the help 🙂

[subtle prawn]

Patch notes always go online after the update, which drops within the next 12h

[little bough]

12 hours where exactly?

just curious cuz I don't know what time it is over there in germany

[quasi saffron]

7:11

AM

[little bough]

what time would the update drop here in the states?

[quasi saffron]

I think within the next uh...
11 hours

[little bough]

kk ty

[ornate nymph]

Thanks for the answer 🙂

[little bough]

I suck at math lmao

[quasi saffron]

In 3 hours work shift begins for the regular Keen employe
Then we hear CUB eating bisquits till 11
And from there on we can expect the update between 12 AM and 6 PM whenever Steam allows it to get through.

[subtle prawn]

Closer to the end of the day most likely due to last minute bug fixes

[quasi saffron]

I'm fine with that.
4 PM I'm at home. But CUB won't allow it.

Anyway. More reason to not be here and do my work faster to have sooner off

[elfin needle]

It today the day we all been waiting for?

[quasi saffron]

No tomorrow maybe, we all win in the lottery
Jokes aside yes. For Updates theres today the day

[prisma frost]

morning, your execellency

[quasi saffron]

Excellency .exe has not been found. Try again later, user talesboom.

[woeful light]

does that name mean "vanilla shepherd"?

[quasi saffron]

Eh...
I'm thrown off. Don't know what we're talking about anymore.

[fair mist]

The boss from the first elixir well was easier than i expected

[quasi saffron]

That was exactly his thought on my group at our first playthrough, but I kill him nonetheless.
Maybe he gets today his revenge

[fair mist]

I guess its time to proceed to the Towers now I think?
Wherever fire told me to go to

[woeful light]

what weapon did you use?

[fair mist]

When I get back to the game (soon) I will say

[quiet geyser]

anyone good wit pcs?

[quasi saffron]

Nope.
But I'm that bad, after my help it'll run never again.

[glossy idol]

Depends, what u want to know

[elfin needle]

do you think it will be a big or a small update?

[glossy idol]

I would hope for villlage people...

The Difficulty settings will be a game changer... badumtss

[quasi saffron]

From what I know it's a smol update

[quiet geyser]

Smaller patch

[elfin needle]

i wonder what those 4 characters from the preview are

new gear? new NPCs?

[quasi saffron]

4 characters?
You mean the racks?

[elfin needle]

i mean from this video: https://youtube.com/shorts/gE_d3C4LvOw

[glossy idol]

Just armor stands if you ask me

[quasi saffron]

If you look close you'll see it's woodboy

Posing for your demands

[elfin needle]

woodboy?

[quasi saffron]

Other word for a wooden armor rack.

[elfin needle]

oh i see

[quiet geyser]

Theres one new armor set findable in the hollow halls

[quasi saffron]

It's to display armor you collected.
To have them shown.
To make people watch em.
To build a big hallway with armors left and right
Now please make them hold weapons too.
I just don't hope you just need to craft them with the armor already and cannot change them after

[exotic cedar]

Is there also new armor Set or do i need to get new glasses 🤔🙃🤓

[elfin needle]

you mean the Hollow Halls set? isn't that just cosmetic?

[quasi saffron]

1 new Set from Hollow Halls.
We don't know if it's cosmetic or actually useful.
I hope for the latter

[subtle prawn]

No one knows

[quiet geyser]

Idk

[exotic cedar]

It looks like same what that one skeleton in HH have 🤔

[elfin needle]

hmmm

[quiet geyser]

Anyways. Difficulty settings giving me another reason to playthrough again

[exotic cedar]

I just started new game 2hrs ago. Gathering resourses etc

[elfin needle]

i will go in HH again after i increase the difficulty

[quiet geyser]

Hardest difficulty, much less xp gain, since Im 25 before even got to kindlewastes

Without even doing blackmire

[subtle prawn]

It's a variation from it yes

[elfin needle]

was anyone able to find it or have some photos of it?

[quasi saffron]

Hollow Halls: lowest difficulty and way less HP and Damage because I'm solo and don't wanna bear to throw summon barrels every time.

[fair mist]

Masterful Mace
21 damage

[quasi saffron]

The Update has not arrived yet tho

[elfin needle]

have you finished it before?

[quasi saffron]

Yes

[quiet geyser]

Bruh

[elfin needle]

after i got the Silvershot Bow and a lot of exploding arrows i soloed it many times

[quiet geyser]

I think HHs are waaaay to easy

The difficult parts are the parkpur and puzzles

[quasi saffron]

Try to kill a skeleton with pointy sticks.
It's no fun, especially if mobs have triple HP

[exotic cedar]

BTW would be cool if there were Wandering Trader and you could trade resources for resources or equipment with it 🙂

[quiet geyser]

But only if you dont mine through the barrier lel

[quiet geyser]

Meh fair

[quiet geyser]

Hello minecraftperson

[subtle prawn]

Hardest preset or everything enemy wise to the max?

[exotic cedar]

TBH i really havent play minecraft that much 😄

[quiet geyser]

Uhm, defo health max, damage higher, xp gain lower, player hp the same

Dont wanna be 1 hit till lvl 25

[quasi saffron]

I'd admit, having settings for Dungeons and open world seperated would be nice, but let's see what gives

[quiet geyser]

Amount of enemies highest and so on

[elfin needle]

one eyed cyclops 😄 with biggest damage and biggest HP. let the fun start

[subtle prawn]

Just git gud xD

[quiet geyser]

Feel like that cyclops is a joke as melee, you just dance between his legs all the time

He cant hit you

[quasi saffron]

Sicklescythe with max damage
That Skull bolt eating good

[quiet geyser]

Bruuuuuuh

99999999dmg

[elfin needle]

i play ranged with bow

i am curious if shroud damage will get increased aswell

or just enemies

[quiet geyser]

This is controversial but I thinl the strongest enemy in the game is the vukah with the big claw hands

Not bigpapa vukah

The small with the gloves on

[elfin needle]

you mean the small ones?

[quiet geyser]

Yeye

[quasi saffron]

Ever played Valheim from the beginning in hardest difficulty?
Trust me those skeleton archers shoot straight through your shield into your eye into your knee

[elfin needle]

i don't know to be honest. since first day i am playing with a bow

[quiet geyser]

I played enshrouded first then tried out valheim, I just couldnt

Game felt like I was going back 50 years in time

[elfin needle]

and i can shoot anyone from the distance

[quiet geyser]

Xd wtf

[subtle prawn]

Why controversial? It's true xD only real competition is the green dual wieder

[quiet geyser]

Yea agreed

The green beyblade is kinda nuts

[quasi saffron]

He damaged me straight through parry sometimes

[quiet geyser]

At least I know how to parry the beyblade (not that i can do it every single time)

[quiet geyser]

You mean block or parry?

[quasi saffron]

Parry

[quiet geyser]

Damn tf

Didnt know thats a thing

Can you parry boss attacks?

[quasi saffron]

Nope

Too big of a bulk

[quiet geyser]

Fair

[quasi saffron]

Problem is, If you have a 0,2s parry window and after 0,3 damage comes in, I can totally see why I take damage
Game cannot calculate / stop his action in time

[quiet geyser]

Yea. Makes sense

[quasi saffron]

Every 2nd or 3rd parry I take damage anyway.
I should really Stream or make a Video about that behaviour...
Didn't got to it yet

[quiet geyser]

The parry windows are VERY small in general

Vs the beyblade, even as fully geared lvl 25 tank I am afraid of a lvl 18 beyblade

[quasi saffron]

The Vukah with the fistcuffs does not even respond to parry sometimes

Despite weapons glowing

[quiet geyser]

Yea it almost seems as if its made that way but idk

Waaait weapons glowing is an indicator to parry?

[subtle prawn]

Most likely a bug

[subtle prawn]

Jup

[quiet geyser]

Omg

Im an actual baboon

[quasi saffron]

...yes? What else should it tell you.
That those LEDs inside them happen to function?

[quiet geyser]

Idk cool animations are a thing xD

[quasi saffron]

Now you're smarter.

[elfin needle]

i have a question related to growing plants. i was able to get all the 29 seedlings and i started crafting them in my super secret above-the-clouds base.

[quiet geyser]

Im now less of a baboon!

[elfin needle]

how can i plant them and how much space is it required to plant a tree?

[hearty nova]

hey guys 🙂 haven't played enshrouded for a while, does anybody now when the next major update will be released and what it includes?

[elfin needle]

is it 2x2 pixels or more?

[quiet geyser]

Trees require a lot of space

[quasi saffron]

Tbh I've never seen a Hollow Fist light up
Especially when they ignite and get 4 attacks for that

[elfin needle]

in length/width or height?

[quiet geyser]

Today and we don-t know it also

[quasi saffron]

*Today is a small Update, not a big one from what I know

[quiet geyser]

Mostly on the grid on the ground, "cubicly" they require a bit of space. Other stuff can be olaced closer

[elfin needle]

i see

i am planning to make like 64 tile area for one tree...like 8x8 on the ground

[quiet geyser]

Seems being suck up is something zou have to aim to be

[elfin needle]

do you think is enough or should i go for less like 4x4?

[quasi saffron]

The guy that finds HH easy.
Does not know how parry informs you to when it should happen.
You make me feel too old for being a gamer.

[quiet geyser]

But HH isnt about parrying

HH is about spamming Lmb and speed running the shit out of it 🙂‍↕️

[elfin needle]

is about running away!

😄

[quasi saffron]

That's my problem.

I'm too much of a Son Goku
I never run a fight

[elfin needle]

i wish there was a randomly generated dungeon. maybe in the future they will be able to add one

[quiet geyser]

Some other games have that already. Its pretty cool

i wish there is M+ Dungeons like in Wow

[quasi saffron]

How did Zoro say it?
Scars on a swordsman's back are a disgrace! Please slit my stomach on Mihawk

[elfin needle]

i know but since Enshrouded it's in his early days, i have patience

[quasi saffron]

Oh no. Don't let Ellis hear that

[glossy idol]

Proceduarl world generation would be the cherry on the sundae

[quiet geyser]

Yea. The thing is usually these randomized parts are just preexisting portions of the map glued on to esch other.

[subtle prawn]

HH on hardest possible settings: Am I a joke?

[quasi saffron]

These M+ can become harder trust me

[quiet geyser]

ne does not what means run +25 with randoms

[subtle prawn]

50 skelly with 500% hp and dmg hitting you at the same time....

[hearty nova]

am I missing something or where did it got communicated ? 😄 just so that I know it for the future

[quasi saffron]

First season of last expansion was enemies coughing at you and you die.

[subtle prawn]

#socials-feed

[quasi saffron]

#socials-feed message

[quiet geyser]

#socials-feed

[quiet geyser]

They dont hit for a lot though. The little bomber critters compared hitting like s god damn nuke tho

[quasi saffron]

C'mon you broke the circle
We all wanted now to #socials-feed

[elfin needle]

Enshrouded difficulty - insane - traps will follow you upon triggering and they will not stop till you die. they will even teleport to your base and wait for you to get out of bed

[quiet geyser]

Sry

[hearty nova]

WOW. how blind can you me. xD sorry guys HAHA

[elfin needle]

imagine being chased by spikes

[quiet geyser]

Time for glasses and if you do have them time fora check up

[quasi saffron]

"who placed that bear trap next to my bed?!"
huntress whistling

[subtle prawn]

But the masses do dmg, doesn't matter when a single one only does 100 dmg

[hearty nova]

or more coffee right into the veins

[elfin needle]

that would be amazing

[quasi saffron]

You do not clinge to your life don't you

[quiet geyser]

That is true. Really depends whether or not the tank is actually allowed to aggro tho

[quiet geyser]

Coul be working

Hope they fix the nemesis skill

[quasi saffron]

I hope they remove the nemesis Skill
Didn't work anyway

[elfin needle]

or maybe fix it?

[quiet geyser]

Because i cba having to run after all the skeletons. Going for my mates instead of going for me

[elfin needle]

instead of removing

[subtle prawn]

If the tank survives the onslaught of enemies

[quasi saffron]

It was a joke.

[quiet geyser]

No he wants to prove a point

[elfin needle]

oh

i see

[quiet geyser]

Ye but tank kinda broken in its current form

Its like actually really difficult to die

Well not like that

But you get what I mean

[quasi saffron]

New Skill:
Decoy-Rack
You place a rack that soaks enemy attention

[quiet geyser]

you aint wrong there is bugged skill which allowes you healing for days

I still die to me not seing that I have no stamina while flying xD

[hearty nova]

damn. so am I waiting for the release of the update or should I already start playing...

[quiet geyser]

Which one?

[elfin needle]

i am curious if there will be some balance changes with this patch

[quasi saffron]

Within the next 8 hours the update can happen
Stay tuned

[quiet geyser]

you can start playing already you wont miss or broke anything

[subtle prawn]

There's stuff in the difficulty settings that make it much easier to die

[elfin needle]

by the time i finish work. perfect

[opaque latch]

what time is update dropping ?

[quiet geyser]

i need to log in game

[quiet geyser]

Only know the battleheal which heals you for 5% of your max health for every crit

[quiet geyser]

You are so right.

[subtle prawn]

Especially with the minimum amount of health and stamina

[quasi saffron]

1 HP.

One Punch I die

But the other way around would be funny too

[subtle prawn]

Maybe

[strange barn]

I'm so hyped today buddies !!! Hope you all feel good

[quiet geyser]

Green guy looks at you in a funny way = daed

[quasi saffron]

Why the Green
Grenade Guy and Arrow Massshooter are enough

Or just the wolves

[quiet geyser]

Green guy...hes a scary mf

I mean true with minimum health youll die anyways

[high terrace]

we are playing red light green light but in the moment we are still in the red light phase ;D

[subtle prawn]

Everything will one shot you on min health

[quasi saffron]

Anyway, need to work
Hi Frog, Hi Keen Brand (CUB)
Whats for breakfast
And so on, to get the daily routine rolling

[signal ocean]

good morning gang

brioche

[subtle prawn]

Morning CUB

[strange barn]

Good work !

Hey Cub ! Brownies

[quiet geyser]

i had banana bread from yday .. with acidofil milk ...

[hearty nova]

would you give us a slight hint on when we get to know more about the new update? ❤️

[signal ocean]

we'll let you know as soon as we know more ourselves

right now I need to find out whether our automated tests over the week-end revealed anything problematic first

[hearty nova]

but you are about to say, that everything just went perfectly fine. right? right?

[elfin needle]

are we going to see a nice patchnote? 🙂

[quasi saffron]

Impatience everywhere.

[mild berry]

Thats a good sign, people are hyped

[quasi saffron]

You guys cannot set the CM on fire.
We need him maybe later

[subtle prawn]

Who says he isn't already on fire?

[quasi saffron]

And Frog shows not up yet

[hearty nova]

not putting him on fire. rather patting him and bringing him coffee for the whole day

[quasi saffron]

Oh, we can set him on fire.
After Frog clocked in.

[strange barn]

I'm not ok to burn Cub, at least, not yet. Still usefull and kind

[quasi saffron]

Sorry.
That all started with this Vukah hut I set on fire

[quiet geyser]

mhm i have mix feelings about this message

[hearty nova]

sus.

[quiet geyser]

Yup

[hardy kindle]

Good morning

[hearty nova]

there he is!

[elfin needle]

good morning!

[subtle prawn]

Morning Frog

[quasi saffron]

Lits up the torch.
Now we got our 2 CMs.

But happens to also wave with the torch.
Hi Frog. Mind if I have that torch here ready for CUB?

[hearty nova]

pretty sure @quasi saffron is not gonna put CUB on fire when you share some more update information

[quasi saffron]

I'm now a bargaining chip!

[subtle prawn]

All that impatience over patch notes

[hearty nova]

oc!! what did you expect

[hardy kindle]

yeah I do mind

[quasi saffron]

Sorry.
Was meant funny.

[quasi saffron]

Patch notes today.
But the update happens tomorrow.

[high terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-17172043193563962893

😄

[quasi saffron]

Embbed fail.
Better gif next time. 😛

[subtle prawn]

Update tomorrow, Patch notes never (but promised for next week)

[quasi saffron]

That's evil.
Play this update - but we won't tell you whats in it

[subtle prawn]

That's something a different game did, dunno why tho

[jaunty abyss]

What time is the update supposed to drop

It's already 7pm on Monday for me 😂

[hearty nova]

stop saying that.

[strange barn]

NOOOOO... WHY do I have so much good friends in real life that wants to invite me to one of my favorite restaurant cause it's nearly my birthday and they cant be all there the same day exept today ??????????

WHYYYYY?????

I WANT TO PLAY

[subtle prawn]

The update doesn't run away tho

[strange barn]

I don't care

anymore

but yeah you right

after all

[quiet geyser]

just say you are sick and you can't come ..

[elfin needle]

tomorrow is my Ensrhouded day so i will greet the update with my open hands

[subtle prawn]

Besides never play on patch day

[strange barn]

It would make me a liar but in a way, that's a pretty good idea

[strange barn]

I want to judge Keen's devs for each problem I encounter

[quasi saffron]

Never lie on patchday

[strange barn]

day ones are perfect for this

[subtle prawn]

You don't even see half of the bugs anyway

[strange barn]

I don't think I encountered real problems anyway. I think I got stuck somewhere twice but has been able to teleport

and stuck ennemies

pretty light

since january

[hearty nova]

isn't that something you'd say for MMORPG's ?

[subtle prawn]

Normally yeah

[quasi saffron]

Most of the bugs are ironed out anyway before we get to play

And others, we find by accident.
I still want to sleep-fly once again. Got never to use that one.

[hardy kindle]

noo don't worry haha

[quasi saffron]

Better to sorry 1 too often than 1 not enough.
Anyway. I eat torch now.

[strange barn]

His Excellency trying to be the dragon today

[quasi saffron]

I like my food spicy
And warm

[hardy kindle]

the tingles

[quiet geyser]

Guys, I have a very important question:

Update, when?

[subtle prawn]

[hardy kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/when-its-done-its-done-finish-final-conclude-ending-gif-13222232

[quiet geyser]

The devs and CMs sth rn

[quasi saffron]

[hearty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[quasi saffron]

The update will happen after the next update

[hearty nova]

updateception

[quasi saffron]

In this case
#noupdateception

But dear Keen Team.
Don't stress.
Sophia and me can handle all the impatient people.
Surely.
Maybe.
If we feel like it.

[quiet geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[quiet geyser]

I agree, dont stress, but give us the update asap

🙂

[quasi saffron]

Stop posting memes.
My data volume will die and with it, my ability to be here.

[west root]

https://tenor.com/view/we-need-it-now-randy-marsh-south-park-informative-murder-porn-season17ep02-gif-19529653

[hearty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-20076210

[quiet geyser]

if this was my server I would just spam memes to eat your data volume

nom nom nom

[quasi saffron]

Evil way to say you don't like me being here

[quiet geyser]

I do like you

but you´re standing between me and getting a quicker update

kappa

[subtle prawn]

Van only brings you quicker to a mute like that xD

[quiet geyser]

xD

so far I haven´t done anything wrong

[subtle prawn]

Why do you want a buggy update compared to one thar works? Tbf it has some silly bugs

[quiet geyser]

I´m an innocent boy just waiting for the update christmas to arrive

[quiet geyser]

Silly bugs are always fun

[subtle prawn]

*impatient

[quiet geyser]

through it I would have never learned I can just skip rooms by mining the door xD

[quiet geyser]

see I´m just impatient, but you´re mean 😦

[stoic heron]

was anyone able to see any spoilers for the new udpate ahead?

kinda wanna spoil myself

[quiet geyser]

jokes aside, the dev´s deserve to take all the time they need. Obviously they´re not gonna change course anyways

[subtle prawn]

I'm always mean and evil

[quiet geyser]

I´m just really fn excited

[quasi saffron]

Don't spoil my plans

[quiet geyser]

came back from vacation and now got some time on my hands to play some of my favorite games

[quasi saffron]

One day everyone besides me will be muted

Even mods.

[quiet geyser]

wont you be muted then as well? because nobody will be able to listen to your words

[quasi saffron]

Which would be funny twist not gonna lie

Can someone put out the sun

[quiet geyser]

it shows!

😄

[subtle prawn]

Not like anyone that knows more is going to tell you

[quasi saffron]

Me gamer don't like it

[scarlet radish]

< Skyrim intensifies >

[quiet geyser]

uh

[quasi saffron]

Nowadays everything ends up memed by some game.

[stoic heron]

i mean i was able to come across a yt vid explaining one of the new features. just wanted to fish if there was more haha

[quiet geyser]

we just know of armor stands and difficulty settings and its today

or some monday in july 2029

[quasi saffron]

Armor racks
Difficulty sliders

[subtle prawn]

But even those videos don't know more, only keen knows everything ||and NDA||

[high terrace]

i get a shroudy feeling

[quasi saffron]

Maybe we get to learn how to cosplay as one of the bosses, If not we the CMs in here will soon as a means to stress relief

[quiet geyser]

reminds me of the time i was 11 and I made a private wow server for me to run around as the lichking

which worked and it was hella cool

[stoic heron]

ye im looking forward to the "more." bring back the mage power pls U w U

[hardy kindle]

I shouldn't have access to an axe

[quasi saffron]

I thought you had a sword

[subtle prawn]

How about a axerake?

[quasi saffron]

And I named it Tadpolibur

[hardy kindle]

yes, I want that

[hardy kindle]

kinda cute

[quasi saffron]

Combine it better.
I'll raxe you.

That sounds strange

[quiet geyser]

that sounds so wrong

[scarlet radish]

Use it to slay a legendary squid called the Croaken

[quasi saffron]

Giving my best to be as funny as without sense.

I've got an idea.
Everyone except the CMs go now to sleep
Then we have a update (maybe)

[subtle prawn]

Now we just need it as a real weapon

[high terrace]

carefull with the axe it could be a disguised deo ;D

[quiet geyser]

arent the devs german?

[quasi saffron]

Yes.
Sometimes they are.

[quiet geyser]

nvm

i read that wrong

I have drain bamage

[subtle prawn]

CUB and Toast aren't German. Frog might be

[quiet geyser]

are they devs or CM´s?

[quasi saffron]

Toast comes from American stores
CUB from french gardens
Frog unknown to the pond

[quasi saffron]

Only CMs

[hardy kindle]

I'll let you guys speculate and finish up the changelog

[quasi saffron]

They manage our expectations If they're not busy to get out of the team what they are doing or planning partys or mindgames - and maybe even a contest.

[quiet geyser]

Damn! means updates coming soon!

[tame seal]

Update when?!!!!!!!

[quasi saffron]

Swiss frog

[high terrace]

oh finishing the changelog sounds good to me

[quasi saffron]

I just wanna be a good distraction

[tame seal]

Are you calling her a Swog?

[scarlet radish]

🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳
🇮 🇹 🇸
🇷 🇪 🇦 🇩 🇾

👍

[tame seal]

You don't know me, i'm taking the piss, it's all good ^^

[subtle prawn]

Not really, just finished preparing

[quiet geyser]

but soon is realitve

*relative

[subtle prawn]

SoonTM ^^

[quiet geyser]

^^

[tame seal]

I think the last one dropped about 3/4pm CET

[subtle prawn]

This one might be around 17:00 CEST

[fossil parcel]

Good time, I'll be finished with my shift by then

[scarlet radish]

I believe my timezone's... 8hrs off that? kek
So like, midnight, fair 😛

Well, 1am, but yknow

[quiet geyser]

who needs sleep anyways?

[scarlet radish]

True
But I love sleep

[tame seal]

The updates not a limited time offer, fortunately.

[quiet geyser]

"we will never sleep, cause sleep is for the weak"

[quiet geyser]

see thats where you´re wrong

[scarlet radish]

Then call me the weak, because it's mighty cold here and when the hour turns late I'm hittin that warm bed

💤

[tame seal]

Oh? Do tell.

I like to know when i'm wrong, so i can correct you.

[scarlet radish]

Bed comfy
Bed warm
Room cold
Outside colder

The math checks out

[quiet geyser]

im just memeing

[tame seal]

I know ^^

[quasi saffron]

Cannot sleep If the sun shines.
Put it out.

[scarlet radish]

He makes a good point

[tame seal]

Put a blanket over it....

[subtle prawn]

Bed comfy
Bed warm
Room warm
Outside hotter
Hmmm what do I do in that case?

[scarlet radish]

Sleep outside

[quasi saffron]

Put feed into fridge

[quiet geyser]

go to the sauna

[tame seal]

Ice bath.

[quiet geyser]

actual s-tier tool for the summer

[finite nymph]

ARE WE THERE YET?

[quasi saffron]

Combine that all and we get go swimming and sleep while swimming

[finite nymph]

😅

[quasi saffron]

For every capital letter one day more! Back to the bench!

[finite nymph]

😦

[quasi saffron]

We just pretend here to be patient.

[quiet geyser]

fake it till the devs upload the update

or something like that

[tame seal]

Fake it till they make it.

[finite nymph]

I just want to know what is in it. Don't need the actual patch 😄

[quasi saffron]

Okay i'll ask if they delay it then for a year

[tame seal]

Pat(ch)ience is a virtue.

[scarlet radish]

That's a lot like a meme we used in a group for an indie game I used to be in
"Every time someone asks 'when update', it gets delayed a day"

[finite nymph]

Okay 😄

[quasi saffron]

Whoever CM reads this:
Sorata is fine delaying the patch for a year

[quiet geyser]

in comparison, with tripple A studios everytime someone asks for the release date the game gets launched one week earlier!

[hearty nova]

the game is still resetting bosses and stuff right? so... you could farm a boss by simply entering the game over and over again?

[hardy kindle]

we should do that for all the people asking for console

[tame seal]

Correct

[finite nymph]

(if he get's to know, what is in it, that is)

[hearty nova]

😦 wish they would "fix" that

[finite nymph]

You forgot the important part Rabenauge!

[tame seal]

PC Master race.