#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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That’s crazy how funny and not an edgy moron you are
Holy moly so cool and funny and good with ladies
Before I get rid of you I want you to know you are an actual waste of breath and space in this world and you should feel bad about it
thanks mr moai of weaster
People like that are genuinely soooo sad man. Theyre so pathetic THATS what they have to do to even get a smile on their face
lol was it a guy dissing devs again
Was it slurs?
Willie screams the worst things possible at his opponent for his respective time period
peanut, the cause of my death
no
yes
Only midieval slurs allowed here
what was it
take a guess
oh
at first i thought u were replying to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message and asking what was the slur lmao
Six Sayvaaaaaan
van
At least spell it right
About 200 years from now
I mean it’s probably really hard to work on
do y'all play half sword
I still dunno why ink is censored 😭
Is that yendrek from the not so hit game hellish quart
Im a fan
man the day we get lock on for pvp y'all fucked
never turn your back against an enemy, your arrogance was your downfall
my controller dpi was as well
It won't but we just tried remote play with @outer sequoia and it works really damn well
Remote play is almost full online
if only both could use keyboard
Thats not how that works, multiplayer is a struggle, and hs is a phisics game like no other
Thats a thing i really hope is possible
hi twins
i have access to the game files
what would u like to see in the game files
Even though it would be "easy" to implement, it would be a mess, imagine playing against someone on the other side of the world, none of your actions would register correctly
this
the baron's armor uses a gilded material
which uses textures
Supporter pack shows u an unguilded baron armor lol
not raw rgb data
It looks real good
Hello humans
These are not procedural games, animations and gameplay is simple
Half sword is not
Tabg and stickfights are unironically a good example of why this doesnt work
The jankiness becomes horrible with multiplayer
And if you want player hosted servers...remote play does that just well currently :D
You can't ask them to wipe your ass for you and get mad when they tell you to do it yourself
Wdym i just told you theres none, remote play is the closest thing to mult we are getting currently
Be gettin straight bullied with the slapping
I didn't know how to slap for YEARS
I figured it out one day and never stopped
In one of the universes I write lore for, I used to think of countries to make a character be based from. I sort of gave up, so I just use a fucking wheel spinner to pick for me. its like gambling praying the country picked isn't controversial
Bring back lbp 2
Misinfo
thats the secret cap, they are always controversial
Who here remembers when that Jeff the killer game that was overly overrated
was being played by every youtuber
I am not even joking, soon as I said this I got a country with controversy
Shark attack, that one skateboard map, the MOON
I miss the moon
I used to just fuck around and make shit all the time
I know i still can but it isn't the same without people
wrong one
reeee
not bad
discord moves
basically every other decade and that would be controversial
the one where you control the mech
Yeah
and it played that scream sound effect in like every single game when you fell off the side
Yup 😭
Is this a good pick?
The skin making too
bro this is so ass I might just swap it
Not a clue
I have 196 ocs
30% of them are Irish
Whack Fol daddy-o 🗣️
There whiskey in the jar 🗣️
is it just me or is the bastard sword like smooth as HELL? like it feels perfectly weighty to realism and fun
Musha Ringum Durm'da!! 🗣️
I've never seen the flag or heard of it so maybe
I have ireland, for one
Probably a 3rd world country
alright I will swap it
Drowning in debt
HURAH
its a country in Africa
Hey I'm Portuguese🥹🥹
There is like 50 characters in the verse that are named, 20 of them are from Africa, So I will just skip it
Nah
just a verse for fun
I do this a lot
Its a new one
SLOVAAAKIAAA
Nah
I am a 19 yr old
My Slovakian bias is kicking in
i mean, Rali knows what I look like
rip terry davis

But i usually create universes and make lore for it
I have 10
That I made
1 is like 5 years old and still being worked on
Which i might cancel it
To work on the two new ones
That'd be sick but I doubt it
Some of these verses are based around longevity over correlation
The one I see becoming a book is the besieged Academy one which is the new one I am working on.
But these two universes are purely based around experimenting with designs
Going out of my comfort zone
I usually design male characters as being older men, like 40-70 years old. Usually faceless, like head covered or whatever. This verse will be more younger males, around 20-29.
With a more seen face, females will be more "anime" and age range will be 20-50. "Anime" term is based purely upon what you presume it as
That's because this verse will be based in a school in a alternate history earth
slugshrug
She won't say, COWARD!!!
Violet Aqua is the other new one
I am very strict with how my characters are described design wise
Usually they are covered with the most skin showing is arms and maybe the stomach.
But this verse is in a giant water world. So characters wear more "aquatic" wear. Their is still a sense of coverage.
So this is experimenting with clothing while the other is experimenting with general design
Yeah
I am still experimenting
I want to get the main characters for these two verses drawn
Similar to how I got my main character for my signalis verse drawn
I have a good artist
She draws stuff good too
And we are decent friends
Despite her being Romanian and me coming from a Slovakian background
But that's fine
My current comm
It's me
She funny af
She sometimes tells me she won't steal my money
Despite being Romanian
She good, she a slight Frieren simp
But that's fine
She is also a Agnes tachyon simp
My personal favorite
Caption this image
Is that KSI?
When people argue in their native language, someone who isn't from that language family laugh
Unfortunately not
CoryXkenshin looks different
These are all white CAUCASIAN men. As you can tell with the paper being their skin tone
Oh yeah btw that's me
Hm
Hmmmm
Clearly
I look french af
Mainly because i am French af but still
No mods means no rules
I ate the mods
Mods lowke fell off
Kryk lowke fell off
Kryk hasn't been active in a long while
At least i don't think
half sword has me genuinely wanting to get into swordplay irl
Your mother loves to play with my sword
my mother's a nice lady ;( and she doesn't play with mens swords ;(
cring
if society fails I don't think swords are gonna be what you wanna know how to use personally
When she slop on my corn until i ramshackle
probably like basic cqc and firearms
What does that mean💔
also having friends, and social skills
mall katana vs glock 47x
who will win?!?!
PANSHOT
PANSHOT
If all you have is the pan, what are you without it?
still no flipping update
What are the chances
obnoxious theme account
yes I'm aware of the irony shut up
oh i'm level 2 I can post memes now ;D
half sword multiplayer when
I know it currently has splitscreen but I eagerly await the day where it has functional steam servers
maybe tournaments and lobbies like yomi hustle
if, of course, the georgian cloister deems it a reasonable task to create
;(
pain
hi
is this machiavelli or sun tzu
Sun tzu
as close as you’re gonna get
I love kalkstein
Shot by police in 12 minutes
ur going to have to duel for the armor bro
Insane dead chat
Literally your fault
did they make it to where weapons that glitch out and launch stay inside of a box rather than disappear or something
mine just flew prolly 10000 feet and landed back at my feet practically
misinfo is literally the dead chat master
dead chat
Fuck cats
They all suck
how bout rats?
0/10 ragebait
Coincidence? Sure..
Besides mine ofc
that cat would be so cute with literally any other owner
some broken ones do actually like people
What’s that green stuff on the ground in the background
Rot? Idk
to feed
That's called the sky or somethin
Source?
made it up
I just heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knew a guy who heard it from a guy who knew a guy that did
I believe you with my entire being
Thank you easter
yoooooo
the collab that everybody has been waiting for finally dropped
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS
It's to make WoW players inspired enough to get their own house and get out of their moms fucking basement.
Guys look at my cat
what a cutie pie
Why does WoW want to destroy their games player base exactly?
Microsoft kills itself for the sake of killing itself > then Activision kills CoDs original playerbase > to make Blizzard also kill its original playerbase.
It's a chain reaction of Microsoft corporation blowing itself up.
half sword armor buff
Holy dead chat..
since Friday, April 3, AD 33
uh
what’s with the rorschach teeth
Well aren't I just lucky my computer is completely clean?
священная война-урал гайсин
Why do the teeth look like my parents arguing?
Non sequitur
Who wants a fatboy ps3
Things older than i am but runs smoother than most other ps3s on the market
$10000 bucks
Should i get a lbp tattoo
i find it funny that in resident evil, the lore would've never happened if the War on terror didn't happen
tf
so true gang
anyone else having issues with not being able to unequip weapon you picked up? driving me nuts can't even un equip it in the inventory screen shows up as empty hand but I'm clearly holding a weapon
but booty naked right infront of me😭
slur
Every time I come back it's js some willie porn bro
But never a willie pic
wau
https://youtube.com/shorts/OpumiOKO46o I HATE THRUSTS I HATE THRUSTS I HATE THRUSTS
THIS LITERALLY REPRESENTS RAPIER I HATE IT
Poke
Pokey poke
Jimmy jab just like that
is a guy
Gang I’m not advertising nothings and am not associated with this at all
But
I have ulterior motives and want to watch this
Need my medieval folk to peep this
clear your damn url links
i now know you got this from insta in some guy's bio
and now ad companies will make a profile of people that clicked the link and associate them with you!!
99 percent
Man yall are meanies
hi guys
Sup
can you guys revive chat its boring out here
racial slur
stole a boat from another tribe
might go see shai hulud later
is this crimson desert?
Why is it so hard for me to go to sleep before 4 am
Why would he do that
sterling gordon fournier
hmm today i feel like wasting a lot of money on new games despite half of my library not even being opened once
thumbnail
In what sense of “bad”?
well i hear nsfw stuff about it and also psychological horror stuff about it
quite a combo
Eh that don’t sound traumatizing at all, u should try it out
i found about the game by a video showing different kill scenes so that part is a little spoilered but i dont remember much
screenshots from the game already depict kill option so it was minor either way lmfao
im gonna try intravenous first tho
Why the fuck is black souls there
cuz i wanted to try it for a long time
and i feel irresponsible today so
Welcome to steam.
Where my library of 600+ games is considered moderately sized
damn
I've only really been playing one game recently, on occasion, and it's not even a game I paid for. 
Free fucking game
I honestly just buy games to expand my library.
I want to see the number go up.
Plus supporting a good company like Steam isn't something bad
Or valve should I say
I’ve spent like1600 maybe 1700$ usd on steam atp
oh hey w pfp
Opened the chat after a month and I see this shit
newgen
Not really
I'm literally 50 years older than you
Thanks
That is love at first playThrough
yoo
expie
Its always confused me that their paws are pink instead of yellow
Or orange
i mean is that not the color of kitty's paws
Expie isn’t a car
They also have yellow blud!
they got names??
yendrek is stupid im sorry
the guy cant defend for life
That is why you attack
You should because he is peak character. None of that technical by the book stuff just pure fun
weak ass ragebait and probably warnable 💔
ugh its you again
You need to chill out sam
death threat
wait no
i just post more anime pictures and youll scream as a vampire against holy water
Can't help it if you burst an artery when someone calls your name
vro i just dont like you
not that u call me by my name
Sure buddy
u need to be more original than that are you running out of bait ideas
You are already baited
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You thought I was trying to make you angry by calling you sam
But I was trying to make you angry by making you think that I think that calling you sam makes you angry
shes more evil than you think
I am more evil than she thinks buddy
oh she doesnt think
No shit
i have school tmr
smh
sob
ok im going to bed bye i hope you have nightmares
goobnight for everynya else
Giraf 
THATS A FUCKING CAMEL
um, is the game still getting worked on?
havent seen any work in progress posts in a while
I KNOW what a giraffe looks like, stop LYING
i think its a lama fr
Yes, upcoming update is big with new content in addition to bug fixes and optimization improvements! They put a little section in the last #updates post explaning just a bit
ah, thats great to hear!
SAME and its NOT that. They have BLUE tongues !!!!
I bet you also think giraffes dont spit on people lmfao, rofl even
Get ur facts str8 plz
They DONT
oh
I am not that bad of french
Holy shit feenix :)
Crazy ask
Do I look the same 
I can't tell any difference
I’m john anime
idk man
we are
I’m from hit anime
I Was Created Unethically in a Lab and Subjected to Nightmarish Horrors on an Alien Planet that is Designed to Actually Fucking Kill you
😟
Then why didn't it kill you?
1 season 12 episodes
Cancelled after episode one
I thugged that shit out twin !!!!!
rip…
Deserved
Bad art choices
I started thinking I was anime racist
we are
I can tell the difference
same
good art choices
subjective art choices
If everyone looks the same in every show
Then it's just to appease the sheeple
And it will go down in history as meh at best
4
You will go down in history as meh at best
why no update in months?
cause its an indie studio not triple a
You will go down in history as men at best
Pih
I RETURN BY DEATH
N
Cause they’re working on new content in addition to bug fixes and performance updates
hi
Also because they are adding me to the game. I am big so that takes time.
Watch Untitled by wxrpig_ and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
better call saul when jimmy’s on screen is like:
boy how am i gonna use this wacky blackmail to win the jury on this one!?
nacho subplot:
Newgens don't even know about the great update drought before blood update
true true true
newgen ea players dont understand waiting 3 years for the ea release
Players don't ea understand newgen release waiting ea years for 3
players don’t understand
players
pla
p
I never knew Florida was considered the hottest US state
what in the hell does "general-catfish" mean?
Catfish
"considered"
The hottest place in the earth is whatever air you breath out
what's a word like "husky" or "gruff" to describe a yell that sounds wet or mucousy
I mean
There isn't rly a word for that
That's just rly scream
gurgling
grotesque
it is an adjective
"gurgly scream"
This one
does anyone know when this game is getting an update
No :(
In 5 hours
YOOOOO
I think
I don't remember might be 5 years
Or like uhh I dunno man like uhm 5.... uhm minutes..?
2 months dry…
Please please dont go into development hell and end up shutting down…
I love your game please.
On god it does feel strange how NOTHING has happened for nearly 2 months now
thought we wouldve got some feedback for a update or something
gettin kinda scared
Same here, thats why Im finally saying something
I havent even said anything much about updates for a while
I completely understand they’re most likely SWAMPED with shit to do.
same, since the no blood early access
Yeah
I really really hope they dont end up canceling development
I want to see this game be ultra good
I believe in them
They’ve already done pretty good so far for how many people are on this small development team
I cant remember
you should be
They’re hanging you broskin…
can u break a wrist or an ankle
Ireland or Australia, what has more aura?
ireland
Musha Ringum durm'da 🗣️
The true crime here is using light mode.
you are jealous that my eyes are more powerful than yours
Can a light mode user truly see?
For if light is what one spys only pain will come to their eyes
-# that may be the case
ewwwwwww light mode 🤢
see i am correct your eyes hurt when you see light mode
i can stare into the sun for longer than you.
nuh uh
Worst one i saw in a while ngl
One's will is a powerful weapon
I can’t believe you fell right for it

what if i just wait an hour to see if the time goes down
if will is your power what are you without it
A vessel with no purpose I guess
the moodles dont even have a background
Some homless asked me for money on the streets and I said I only had card and she pulled out her fucking phone and said "I have venmo." I told her I actually only have cash and left lol
Wtf
Beggars are upgrading
atleast its somehow one of the only ones that wasn't colonized by that one gif narc
Literally me doesn't need backgrounds on the moodles
literally me when the moodles dont have backgrounds
you mean the benjamin franklin prick
This goofball took a screenshot of a fake out nitro link
not for long.
"Someone will fall for this..."
I can’t believe you fell right for it
This absolute NERD replied to me, call 911!!!!
i mean the meme is sometimes associated with very very inappropriate communities so even that narc wouldn't take the risk
if you even utter benjamin after sending a gif it is too late
if we talking aborigional vs ireland i think both are top shelf, but modern aussie culture be on 3rd imo
Coagulations ❤️
hello chert
I'm gerch, currently a little bit sickly but apart from that I'm ok. Wbu

Chat
Should i spin the wheel of countries and nationalities
To make the last few characters for my verse
Convert to whatever you land on
That's like
A very bad idea
What if I get smthing bad
Like North Korea
Or even worse, Japan
Maybe you shouldn’t do it
Nah
i will
just won't convert
Fiji, Hungary, Costa Rica, Philippines, Germany won
shockingly
One of the characters in the verse named
Reinforced Motor Oil
Is from Bhutan
Reinforced motor oil
Name of legends
Is everything in your book constructed from random number generation
Name them Deer
hey pal
cool gif you put there
Only nationalities
The names are random codenames
I can’t believe you thought it was actually real
There a character named Ass Cool
What did you use to generate the names
My brain
Use worldbox
lumch
I eat the same thing
Looks like compost 👍
its anzac tho australian food can be different
like its coconut and oats instead of rains and choc chip
When the next upd
tomozza
You’d better run, you’d better take cover
Fuck you and your eyebrows
Tired and depressed

ah i see, same. i just lied to you when i said i'm good
Dw i do that too to avoid questions
I feel marm 😟
Jesus Jumped up Christ look at all that relation gain...
is that starbound or something
Casualties: Unkown :D
It's starbound
Rali is ragebaiting
Don't listen to.. HER
Because Rali always lies, SHE just like that
there it is again
SHE is just mean
is this an arg
rodgrod med flode
will i find the trailer for half life 3 if i put this into a base64 decrpter
you will find that rali, is using HER magical powers to rage bait us
You all fw tis whip
SUV 🤢
Your taste 🤮
SUV are dangerous and unesseary imo also i have a 2008 misbishi lancer my taste is unknowable and incomprehensible
How is a SUV dangerous and unnecessary 💀
they are too high up
...so?
Uhhh, not rly
And also, SUVs aren't 5ft off the floor dude
that only makes it worse
those kinda cars look cool in shows
but they are impractical and dangerous
It's based around weight bruh

And SUVs aren't nearly as high compared to other vehicles in terms of death toll
yeah that may be true there are worse vehicles
but i maintain that more dangerous is more dangerous
How do I unequip armor for player 2?
A lot of these list like to nitpick vehicles
It's a survival game first
the furry part is just a part of he narrative
t key stugck
im fine as long as they dont start breeding
It's a fact of heavier car, and the bumper has more surface for impact.
The car being heavier results in car accidents killing the other lighter vehicle while most people in the suv will not die
exactly
The big issue of all these vehicles
Is the part of pedestrians
The car bumper is higher
if 2 cars crash then both may live
they're only capable of asexual reproduction
Resulting in it hitting a citizen more deadly
the only time that ever comes up is in a lore document thats basically like "Holy shit we're so fucking good at bioengineering holy fucking shit"
yeah cause they dont go over the top
its when you go under you die
which is much more likely with a suv
But you can't nitpick suvs of all things
im not i just saw one and said that
but its also more present than the others
theres 5 suvs for every truck and a truck is nessesary
Yeah but this is 100x more deadly than a suv
yeah
those are really bad
utes are better but still not good
but they can be nesseary
suvs arent
Suvs are necessary, actually
SUVS are for tough conditions, not just off road
When you live in a place like Alaska
That's a need
not saying there isnt
just saying that most suv owners arent using it for what its for
It's hard to trust this ngl
Well, when only 55-56% of the population lives in like cities, I doubt this list applies to everything
I live by the swamp
the people outside cities often cant afford a modern suv
Trucks and suvs is the norm
they ususally have old pickups or sedans
i absolutley deserved this
I wouldn't say that
ooof
the second one 💀
i can argue the point forever but we will probably never agree on that and it also doesnt really matter because at the end of the day they are just as prevalent in cities and towns where it isnt nessesarry and my point is that they are unsafe for others
they are a selfish vehicle and i dislike that

THIS is Glubtastic
no you didnt twin
😭
fym unknown
how about you explain the process you did to mod ts
Saul goodman and mike ehrmantraut were in incredibles 2
As in what Luke is doing
What the slur
I'm sorry dude smitor is not unknown
can i see it tho
What with
He can't he's not got the perms
put it in #game-footage-🎮🎥
tf are you on about 😭
Yeah just use an emulator to run half sword, its the authentic way /s
to steam? no
Workshop
we don thave a workshop
nope
You use ue4ss or some shit?
Guys wait does anyone know like complex analysis and multivariable calc?
Because i have a question
gwa gwa
Hell yeah
willie crossing the road
frogger
The magic floor car
the thought bubble is blue becuase he is submerged in water and is drinking air
its symbolic for how he feels far more hydrated in the thought than in the irl
half dismount
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mucEfzdxgsz35wbef?invite=cr-MSxxSEgsNjAxMTMyMjU4&v=19
also for the record, i am nerfing myself with heavy thigh armor and sabatons and shit, normal damage values (man at arms tier)
Watch Untitled by wxrpig_ and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
also peep that spear dodge at the last frame there 👀
made a turtle ship on soulmask :>
oh god I watched Let’s Game It Out play that
I literally just finished that video like half an hour ago x3
I watched it maybe a hour after it got uploaded
Josh has a interesting way of playing games
if he can be as inefficient as possible he will
yes indeedy
like satisfactory
Beware the drywall car
Halfsword lore
Me at summer, at 3am. Cold ice cold water yummm
if fiore existed in 2026 he would 100% write some shit like "this play, where i unload a glock with a switch on your ass, is made to distract you for the coup de grace"
https://youtu.be/v71cAXDwDkA?is=H5jftDTUjXG-5FZ6
for the gmodders
Welcome to the Universal Directional Blood System (UDBS) — a complete overhaul of how blood and gore work in Garry's Mod.
I threw out the old, static decals and built a fully dynamic, physics-based fluid simulation from the ground up. Whether you want hyper-realistic wound dripping, arterial spurts, or an over-the-top arcade massacre, UDBS c...
half of fiore's treatises are just utter bullshit in the best way
actually some crazy work
We cross swords
then i KICK HIS ASS
or
then i BREAK HIS SWORD
or
then i BITE HIM
we cross swords betwixt us, and in a bid to distract him so as to seize a killing blow, i blow a kiss at the enemy in attempt to seduce him
Thank you! Appreciate it
Hi galaxy how are you doing ?
Peak PFP
Thanks man
This is peak even tho i dont have gmod
is the game abandoned
no, the devs went to get some milk
Unfortunately, they aren't great with communication, iirc.
as long as the update is gonna come out i dont care if the devs do no communication i love half sword
Yea same. Even though more communication could be nice to avoid having to listen to people talk about how the entire thing was a rugpull
im happy with the announcement mcwonder gave us a while back
@slow lily i like the chicken and lobster knight lmao
Thank youuu
lol true fans should be critical because it’s making the game better (showing all flaws and problems) blindly accepting everything and basically if you don’t care about anything you are making game worse because devs don’t have info what they should focus on
how do u become schreiber
anyone wanna play gartic phone
im down
Eh me personally I think both of you are right in your ways of thinking. Yeah the game's in early access and right now giving feedback is really important, and to be fair the community HAS given a lot of feedback regarding what they do and don't like. Simultaneously I can understand just not particularly caring about when an update drops, it's more of a matter of personal preference on that side of the field since it just boils down to how much someone does or doesn't care
canonical steve
(i killed absolutely everyone)
i think i might've ruined my endings
what game is that i swear ive seen it before
