general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wind geode]

but only for swat

[balmy jay]

remember kids it's okay for cops to shoot you as long as they say "police get down" first

[wind geode]

like when you find the kid he actually mentions it's a child

[wind geode]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/mir8QH76eT50vz5iw?invite=cr-MSxGM2osNTIwMDUwNDI3

[balmy jay]

the things you learn from gaming

[wanton portal]

GTA taught me how to hide from the police

[balmy jay]

Cops actually forget you exist if you hide from them for 60 seconds

Even if you blow up a few of their cars

I think they forget to teach them long term memory in training

[graceful matrix]

DOOM taught me how to kill the advisary and his dark legion!

In all seriousness Minecraft actually helped me with multiplying as a youngin

[balmy jay]

Kindom Come Deliverance taught me Henry's come to see us

[graceful matrix]

I played a little bit of Kingdom Come Deliverance and I love the script but the dialog itself feels a bit weird sometimes

[wind geode]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/miroMvbQqqb8sxJfT?invite=cr-MSxGeVcsNTIwMDUwNDI3

This weapon is crazy 😭

[gloomy urchin]

or they just see your face on CCTV and get to your doorstep

[graceful matrix]

Thats trespassing they can't do that

Thats cheating

[gloomy urchin]

probably ask a court to get a warrant or som

[graceful matrix]

"That's cheating you have to use your baton" I say to the officer with his gun drawn as I am holding a stick

[plush valley]

There hasn’t been an update in ages what’s going on ?

[unreal bay]

The only public available picture of me is on LinkedIn

[dreamy mango]

Scoundrel!

[unreal bay]

I agree

[wind geode]

they're working on a big one

[balmy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/katherine-heigl-izzie-stevens-thats-a-big-one-greys-anatomy-seductive-gif-16311032490160077325

[wind geode]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/mirUcRQzxKPudLlnR?invite=cr-MSxmOE0sNTIwMDUwNDI3

MW2019 that one house mission

[balmy jay]

I loved that one

so tense

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rolecism-discord-roles-roles-color-color-gif-14485542341157936314

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[gloomy urchin]

haha sometimes

[patent jungle]

https://youtu.be/2YbLYYERTts

guys my fcuking hamster escaped its cage and i cant find it, ive been looking for him for a long time now and i cant find him and now im worried

[wind geode]

There's so many new voicelines in ron for the civilians now

they aren't just all shouting and crying anymore

[balmy jay]

stay strong friend

[wind geode]

That's exactly what happened to my hamster when I was like 10

We found him though

Good luck man

[crisp gorge]

So

I found something

And I’m not quite sure where to send it

[wanton portal]

Arthur Morgan by nimijoon

[remote mural]

Tactical brick

[crisp gorge]

Very nice

[patent jungle]

what did u find

[balmy jay]

When you need to build a wall from 1000 yards away

[patent jungle]

btw guys if u are wondering that eye stab with the hafted made a hole

[crisp gorge]

Mobile game using footage of halfsword in its ads, it’s actually pretty decent too

[patent jungle]

lol

[crisp gorge]

Like, it’s not halfsword, but it’s still fun

[patent jungle]

why you MUST wear face protection

[patent jungle]

ig

[drowsy finch]

I’m from that.

[prime brook]

Glad we waited, it looks so peak

[patent jungle]

ikr

[prime brook]

"Guys I found a mobile game using Half Sword footage"

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[wanton portal]

its under there

[umbral basin]

Can say n word?

[umbral basin]

Under where

[fast verge]

Guys I found a UFO!

Never before seen

[violet ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crowpunk-cat-cheese-cheese-challenge-meme-gif-7001222862720148174

[indigo hare]

First message in 6 months

[hybrid granite]

when will we get horde, pit and other gamemodes from the trailer

[fast verge]

Prolly in an update

[hybrid granite]

trying to speedrun getting banned

[fast verge]

Genuinely go do your homework🥀

[topaz oak]

these bug abusers are getting out of hand

mf using bluetooth attacks

[rich lantern]

my favorite is when they are pointing their gun at you as they are putting it down. then you get points deducted for shooting them

[prime brook]

Ready Or Not
Say no more

[rapid thicket]

Did the devs exit scam?

[indigo hare]

#updates

[balmy jay]

mfs when no update for 2 seconds

[balmy jay]

It's my favorite superhero, concussion man

[prime brook]

Yes, they left Georgia and are on the way to your house

[drowsy finch]

Silly head !!!

[drowsy finch]

Oh hi crafty!

[patent jungle]

i have brain damage and most of my limbs hurt and pulled this off

[drowsy finch]

mentioned !!!

[slim fiber]

your playing perox?

dawg i have every race maxxed yet im still ass at pvp

my builds are trash

[topaz oak]

its somebody else’s footage but yeah i do play it

i main amazon and vlorde

[patent jungle]

got a helm pop

[slim fiber]

i have babyrage on my glacier slot but my build is so bad

like i need aizen clan and gran rey cero

[patent jungle]

honestly blunt weapons should deform the face and break craniums / make holes in the head and sh

get faking like head dents

[drowsy finch]

Probably will be the case when gore properly drops

[patent jungle]

yh for now i dont see much difference from the playtest more then the blood abit

[rugged star]

I always do it without trying

[patent jungle]

i think in final gore version organs will move and stuff like in dead island 2

[topaz oak]

chat which season of Suponjibobu was yalls favorite

mine was season 2

[rugged star]

?

[topaz oak]

spongebob vs squidward was highkey the best fight in the whole anime

wont be for long tho

cus they boutta get to the frycook games flashback arc

[patent jungle]

boi

[topaz oak]

i wont spoil too much but larry the lobster absolutely cooks bro

[topaz oak]

what

[patent jungle]

nothin

[topaz oak]

its a w anime

[rugged star]

tf did I do to get a fucking 5v1

[topaz oak]

yall needa tap in

i was not joking

ts is very real

[patent jungle]

again

[patent jungle]

🔥

listening to ts while i play rn

https://youtu.be/1AXlVZRpweI?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA

am i the master of helm pops or did the willies just forget to get a strap

[rugged star]

helmet pops are just easy with enough force

[patent jungle]

who will win this fight ( i got smacked in the head 50 times and can barely walk)

[cunning finch]

wgat if racing was FUKCING AWESOME:

[patent jungle]

giving up is not an option anymore

[patent jungle]

ok so i got knocked out

[rugged star]

I often fight to the death

[patent jungle]

holy fuckkkkkkkkk wheres my hamster

hes been missing 14 hours already or more

ive searched my whole house

im worried he got out of the house

[rugged star]

yeah

[prime brook]

RALI!!!!!

[rugged star]

I ain’t sure what’s happening in the other main chat

[drowsy finch]

Hiya!! Hows things !!?

[patent jungle]

halfsword chat users: 💔 ❌
general catfish users: ❤️ ✅

[rugged star]

funny how this is basically just the main Half Sword chat and the other one is mostly random things

[prime brook]

Good good, and you?

[hoary oxide]

Peak zomboid gameplay

[odd holly]

are the difficulty updates any good?

[graceful matrix]

Northern Mockingbird

[prime brook]

Does Zomboid have NPCs yet?

[hoary oxide]

I didn't play on the new gamemodes yet but i heard they are pretty good. They also rebalanced a ton of stuff and confirmed that apocalypse is the "canon" mode

[prime brook]

Bird bird birdie

[hoary oxide]

We will all be dead before they add npcs to zomboid

[prime brook]

ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS TO A FISHING REWORK

[hoary oxide]

Now istead of fishing being op its op but in a diffrent way

[drifting coyote]

spent days clearing that one area in my old world

military checkpoint was a let down not going to lie

[hoary oxide]

I killed like 800 zombies here but it was so worth it. 50 packs of 5.56 and 10 M16s

[drifting coyote]

other than gas masks and military backpacks

[drifting coyote]

nice

[hoary oxide]

They made the loot in them better in B42.15. Now military crates have a high chance to have a M16 or ammo boxes with 5.56 in them

Also this the brandenburg one and not the one on the road to Louisville

[odd holly]

woah all these updates in such a short time i hope they dont burn themselves out

[drifting coyote]

for real? nice

[drifting coyote]

half sword or zomboid?

[odd holly]

zomboid

[drifting coyote]

y'know i don't think i've been to brandenburg

[drifting coyote]

it's a hotfix a month not too crazy

indie stone got that

[hoary oxide]

Its one of the new town in B42 they added. Its a big town on the east of the map near the river. It even has its own fire station

It was so stupid that only rosewood and Louisville had a fire station in B41

[drifting coyote]

i loved rosewood

it was such a easy starting location

[prime brook]

Another 5 years added to the NPCs Update release date

[hoary oxide]

Yeah but i think that now echo creek is easier but there is like nothing there

[drifting coyote]

can you spawn in echo creek? the gas station is a great base location but i didn't know you could spawn there

[hoary oxide]

There is a single gas station in echo creek and guns unlimited which is about 5 billion zombies to kill

[drifting coyote]

in my world i cleared guns unlimited

with respawn off ofc

[hoary oxide]

Yeah you can spawn there for some reason. I would rather spawn in irvington or ekron

[drifting coyote]

i mean other than the gas station early game echo creek seems pretty bad to start in

it's rural and doesn't have a big loot pool

the generator at the music festival is nice

[hoary oxide]

Being rural is a big part why people might spawn there. There are a lot of big and small farms around the area where you can make a base and have animals ready

[drifting coyote]

screw that let us spawn in louisville

i wanna kill 50 zombies just to go outside

[hoary oxide]

I cleared it with my friends once. We died like 10 times but we got in at the end

[drifting coyote]

i'd still play zomboid but it got boring after zombies stopped being a threat

[hoary oxide]

You spawn in one of those big apartment building and there are 500 zombies in the same building as you

[drifting coyote]

even with sprinters it got stale

[drifting coyote]

spawn me at the top of the sky scraper

[hoary oxide]

Damn i probably wouldn't survive a day with sprinters

[drifting coyote]

they aren't very hard

as long as you have goodish fitness and are aware of how exhausted you are

[hoary oxide]

I always play a underweight smoker that can't run for shit so i would be cooked

[drifting coyote]

doesn't smoker suck in b42? i heard it got nerfed bad

[hoary oxide]

Now i changed from burglar to carpenter to even more roleplay as a kentucky citizen

[hoary oxide]

Yeah now you cough and someone chainsmoked 90% of cigs in the whole county but i still take it

For the funnies

[hoary oxide]

Also shortsighted which got a big rework in B42 too

[drifting coyote]

zombie apocalypse happened so they had to go out with a bang which means smoking 12 cigs at a time

[hoary oxide]

Mfs went to gas stations took like 5 cigs and left without a word

[drifting coyote]

sounds epic

[hoary oxide]

This is my stash rn

[drifting coyote]

maybe the zombies smoke too

[hoary oxide]

I have more guns than packs of cigarettes

[drifting coyote]

W

you needa blacksmith some swords

[hoary oxide]

I got into smithing as always and made like 50 small swords so now im forced to do long blade

[drifting coyote]

i saw swords are infinite

sounds nice

[hoary oxide]

I have 10 swords already

Finding the blacksmithing magazine was a gift from spiffo for me

I could finally forge real blades and not crude short swords

[drifting coyote]

gotta go to McCoy estate

got the full setup there

[hoary oxide]

Went there and even made a base but got infected and ended up like that

Building the forge isn't that bad tho. The worst part is the leather that i found in some random van

[drifting coyote]

rip (you don't wanna know how many times me and my teammate got a deep wound in our foot from jumping from those very stairs by accident)

those stairs pmo

[drowsy finch]

I’m soooo good, I’ve been getting back into VCD, and it’s very fun ! :)

[hoary oxide]

You won't guess what happened when i first went there and tried going down the stairs

[drifting coyote]

i think i have a pretty good idea

whoever made that railing did a piss poor job

[hoary oxide]

I also got a deep wound while roofing my latest forge. I really shouldn't be allowed near heights

[drifting coyote]

one time i was on the roof at mccoy estate and i fell to the second floor

fractured my leg and my health was in terminal

i survived tho!

[hoary oxide]

How long did you wait for it to heal

[knotty kiln]

ai hype moment

[drifting coyote]

i had slow healer so it was like 15 days

15-20 it was really lsow

[hoary oxide]

Also i don't go the McCoy estate because the first time the power shut off

[hoary oxide]

Damn that is a long time

I would die of boredom in that time

[drifting coyote]

it is not fun

makes slow healer seem terrible

[drifting coyote]

did you raid every freezer in town?? lmao

i never stocked up on freezers ngl

[hoary oxide]

No i was taking out all the freezers that my generator was powering of the mccoy estate

There are a shit ton of freezers in there

[drifting coyote]

damn i didn't know there was that many

[hoary oxide]

Also my stew just rot because im cutting weight and i can't eat it

[drifting coyote]

get some cows so you never have to worry again

milk n butter is all you need

[hoary oxide]

James thompson is already 86 kg because of those soups

[hoary oxide]

Raw butter and milk diet seems lovely

[drifting coyote]

it's great

i lived months on that very diet

[hoary oxide]

How many anti depressants did you take

[drifting coyote]

none because you can pet the cows and raise your happiness back up

[hoary oxide]

I forgot about petting. Works better than the drugs

[drifting coyote]

huge dopamine hit

[hoary oxide]

I just drank alcohol until i got shitfaced moodle and all of my sadness went away

[drifting coyote]

does it actually raise your happiness lmao?

i've only drank a few times

[hoary oxide]

Yes and i had a stash of it too

[drifting coyote]

damn

looks like a frat party in there

nice gnomes btw really brings out the color in the room

[hoary oxide]

The bedroom was also beautiful

[prime brook]

VCD?

[hoary oxide]

That book was the art of war by sun tzu i found in a gas station im not kidding

[drifting coyote]

whats with the pile of bones 💀

[drifting coyote]

i mean

you're at war with the zombies so it's good to have

[hoary oxide]

Deer i ran over, Some cow i found and killed to level up butchering and a chicken i killed

I do some goofy stuff when decorating in this game

[drifting coyote]

that's some jeffery dahmer shit

[hoary oxide]

Look at that table (ignore the rest i was showing off my backpack collection)

[drifting coyote]

💀

holy

[hoary oxide]

Yeah the freezer was full of beef and pork

[drifting coyote]

good to work out with

[hoary oxide]

I was on the weight gain grind

For breakfast -100 cut of beef without any spices and better if its stale

also i was clearing this room in the video with clearing the checkpoint

[gentle wolf]

what weapon is that

[elder pawn]

w base

[raven ore]

@lavish blade

@rancid jacinth yeah?

wassap, what do you need

[signal oak]

My favorite map is hall what urs?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/viscera-cleanup-detail-spining-gif-4662608211452469561

[prime brook]

Oh...

[drowsy finch]

Yeah!

It’s really very funn

[tight breach]

Someone ping me

[prime brook]

@tight breach

[tight breach]

Thank you fellow rat

That concludes my business

The nose honk is loud enough to hear t work

[visual agate]

where the frick

is half date

upsword

[long basin]

The way the boxes and buckets just flip over randomly (totally not my mistake) ragebaited me so much I just refunded it

[lyric girder]

Halsword update is adding terminals dont tell anyone

[proven crystal]

what is a terminal bro?????

[graceful matrix]

Add nukes to half sword

[steep badge]

where is the real chat for e kittens

[honest smelt]

i just started the game and my willie is gone

[leaden ember]

add firearms to half sword

[bitter mural]

me when she halfs my sword...

[reef iris]

it's been nice being in this server

Cya guys

[drowsy finch]

the tech is to put ur buckets in the corner

[leaden ember]

guys look at this thing i cooked

i was hungry and invented this

tastes good

[drowsy finch]

Raw Flesh and Mashed Glorp

[leaden ember]

aint raw idiot

it just looks like that

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cobra-tongue-snakes-cobra-snake-gif-24520541

I dis a gree!

[leaden ember]

is this you

[drowsy finch]

I'm not the one eating the Raw Flesh and Mashed Glorp

alls I'm saying

[leaden ember]

its js sausages and egg

[drowsy finch]

I ONLY eat shrimp

[leaden ember]

the hell is a mashed glorp

[prime brook]

Polish

[drowsy finch]

Culinaryguessrr

[leaden ember]

im not from poland

im from uh

my houme

[prime brook]

England

[leaden ember]

no

[prime brook]

Scotland

Wales

Ireland

[drowsy finch]

just say the UK at that point 😭

[prime brook]

UK

[drowsy finch]

I'd love to live in Irishland

[leaden ember]

im from the planet earth you idiot

[prime brook]

FUCK

[leaden ember]

anyways

my food was nice

(and it was not raw)

it was uh

cooked

i dont even like raw meat its weird

[drowsy finch]

Funny how you had to think about the word

[leaden ember]

brotha ewww

[drowsy finch]

I played LA Noir

I know EVERYTHING about micro expressions

[leaden ember]

i know the abecedary

[long basin]

smart

[drowsy finch]

I also know the alphabet. That is not impressive!

[vestal eagle]

Has there been a new update

[leaden ember]

are you an evil moth ass

[vestal eagle]

I feel neglected

[drowsy finch]

ass serves as emphasis for my evilness

[unkempt scroll]

What are you EVEN saying

[leaden ember]

bro

i know the alphabet

is there a problem dang

everybody knows it

[unkempt scroll]

NO :)

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-fountain-face-cute-gif-10731183726034091306

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-dap-up-gif-1117044569675460505

[leaden ember]

lol poor kitty

bro

[drowsy finch]

I love eating sun flower seeda

[leaden ember]

i just wrote the hl2 beta lore in english class and my teacher said wow so interesting omg 10+ !!!!!

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-eyeballs-looking-binoculars-resident-evil-gif-5218614413222692600

[drowsy finch]

were u hitting the dark and gritty

[leaden ember]

ye

i even drawed shit citadel

[vestal eagle]

That's cheating

[leaden ember]

and epic lighting

wanna see my shitty drawings

[vestal eagle]

Yes

[leaden ember]

k lemme take pics

[drowsy finch]

did you draw The Scene™?

[leaden ember]

ye

[drowsy finch]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTJwYWE5cmg2cXhvZDcwcmVpdHpna3h3OHo1bDk3bDQ2dHdlNXA1MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/5GSg43XHGfIqHkDgnZ/giphy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIVxWB1WmE4

[vestal eagle]

This is racist

[lime dragon]

sorry

was just intending for like a cursed image

[leaden ember]

camera shitty

i draw like a 10 year old omg

[vestal eagle]

Np man, just letting you know cause the mods probably wouldnt like it

[lime dragon]

yeah i mean the idea was just the cursed thing

[lime dragon]

it's like that version with the balloon that spills green and then shrek appears in the background

[leaden ember]

those are my drawings

[vestal eagle]

I remember seeing that

[vestal eagle]

Good drawings

[tepid field]

The fucking director of "Nobody, and Heads of State" is a fucking fan of Half Sword

[lime dragon]

who

[tepid field]

ILYA Naishuller

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-hamster-hamster-eat-steal-hamster-kidnapped-gif-3592538528968092099

[fading belfry]

he also directed hardcore henry 🥹

[fading belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-jimmy-gif-12568741127927266433

[gloomy urchin]

i found new brainrot

peak ai usage

worth the ram prices

[fading belfry]

@ChatGPT describe hedonism

[gloomy urchin]

is that directed to me

[cunning finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-106-larry-scp-sl-scp-secret-labratory-gif-14133140864900837073

embed you little twat

[tepid field]

cauise i was talking to him lol

[drowsy finch]

Hedonism is defined by the Emperor's Children in Warhammer 40K.

[prime brook]

No

[mint skiff]

panned out quite well

[mint skiff]

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WARHAMMER?

I LOVE WARHAMMER

[sharp maple]

Genuinely a good one

[drowsy finch]

The t'au are soooo coool

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-marie-schrader-breaking-bad-ozymandias-hank-schrader-gif-21560110

[mint skiff]

No

[prime brook]

Fish people

:)

[drowsy finch]

"No," said the shut up one who needs to shut up.

[drowsy finch]

Yeagh!@! They're really coooll

cool gunns cool loree

[prime brook]

Aren't they like the closest thing to good guys in the 40k universe

[cunning finch]

is that the optimal way to hold a pan

[twin abyss]

i really only care about the imperium

man supremacy

[drowsy finch]

Too oversaturated and bland for my tastes :(

[thick crest]

Love me Black Templars

Love me Helbrecht. Love me Grimaldus. 'Ate Orks. Nuff said.

[scarlet cradle]

FORRRR THE GOD-EMPERORRRRR

[mint skiff]

Man supremacy

[mint skiff]

my man

[thick crest]

A bit larpy maybe, but i got a pendant of a Maltese Cross coming in the mail soon lol.

But thats also cuz I love the Knights Hospitallers as well

[drowsy finch]

Man lame, fish cool

God told me so

Damn this restaurant is PACKED 😭

[mint skiff]

my god hes just like me

have you played castle crashers

[cunning finch]

i hate this cocky ass voiceline

[thick crest]

I haven't actually. It looks decent from what I've seen.

[mint skiff]

it is

play it

[thick crest]

Bet. You ever play a game called Kenshi?

[sage geode]

Wow, what's that game?

[thick crest]

Trepanning Too

[cunning finch]

Trepang2

[sage geode]

Oh, really? I thought it was more like Fear. Like darker and stuff.
Thanks a lot.

[drowsy finch]

You have to outlast a lot of trials in that one

[thick crest]

Lol, it is called Trepang2. Its like a spiritual successor to F.E.A.R

[cunning finch]

this game is like an indie modern fast-paced F.E.A.R.

[thick crest]

Great game too

[sage geode]

Yeah, I know the game, but never played it. I just didn't know it had day environments

[thick crest]

Its really fun. I'd give it a try

[cunning finch]

has more day than night environments ngl

[drowsy finch]

Every1’s so charismatic in that game

I like the sword because it just turns into Ghostrunner but you’re a tank

[cunning finch]

and no wallrunning

[thick crest]

The voice acting is surprisingly good. Especially the submarine boss on Site 63.

[cunning finch]

its like ghostrunner except its nothing like ghostrunner except for the sword ❤️

[thick crest]

Like you can hear the crew drowning

[drowsy finch]

Wallrunning shmallrunning

I wish we didn’t have to do that to that one squad in that one mission

[cunning finch]

thats literally like half the game 💔

[drowsy finch]

Ignore thattt

[cunning finch]

thats like saying sliding schmliding to titanfall 2

[drowsy finch]

It’s true though!

We ALL use the invis cloak pilot over the grappling hook

[cunning finch]

i dont know the different pilots i havent played mp

[drowsy finch]

WHAAAAAT

you NEED to!!

It’s fun!

[cunning finch]

no

[drowsy finch]

why :(

[cunning finch]

too shit at the game

[topaz oak]

yesterday at school we were forced to watch a teachers vs students basketball game for 45 minutes

guess who won and by how much

[cunning finch]

eric by 2 dollars

[topaz oak]

boiiiii

[drowsy finch]

Google how to be awesome at tf2 !!

[cunning finch]

no

[scarlet cradle]

now i'm wondering how they grabbed the sword out of their hand....

[topaz oak]

prolly a mod

[scarlet cradle]

yea ik, i'm just wondering what mod

i recognize the gore mod they used

[topaz oak]

just scroll through nexus for 3 hours 😂✌️

[scarlet cradle]

;-;

[cunning finch]

hm

[glossy python]

what game is this

[cunning finch]

Trepang2

[drowsy finch]

:((

[cunning finch]

too shit at googling

[glossy python]

aah Ive seen it before

[drowsy finch]

Ask chatGPT how to google !

[cunning finch]

ew

[drowsy finch]

I’d also be like “ew” but I lowkenuinely want it to stay around until I graduate

[cunning finch]

literally the best at this game dont @ me

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[bright ember]

I used to rock that pfp all the time✌️🥹

[bright ember]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-hiromi-jjk-lawyer-jujutsu-kaisen-lawyer-gif-3266726213093115590

[amber olive]

bro's signal is the letters for CTE

[leaden ember]

bro

talk

revive

ahhhhhh

[wheat brook]

Why did I get home and not see the announcements channel light up?

Does the half sword team want to perish?

Do they know who I am?

Do they know what I could do?

See how I just deleted that dumbass photo?

[toxic gyro]

guys

guess what

[lime dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449173499796127744/1460771244139090143/togif-52.gif

[elder pawn]

Aim resist

[vestal eagle]

What

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-i-repent-likee-gif-16270484652569437873

I just realized

[lime dragon]

i have made absolute dogshit

[cunning finch]

hey don't say cuss word

[oblique basalt]

I just roke up

[thorny kestrel]

YO IM NOT TRYING TO PLAY ALONE WHO WANTS TO JUMP IN A VC AND PLAY

[slow brook]

ill play with you

https://tenor.com/view/celeb-dog-licking-gif-11344743

[thorny kestrel]

CALL ME

[toxic gyro]

Fuc u

[slow brook]

is that a drake reference

[thorny kestrel]

JOIN CALL

[slow brook]

oh wow i was trying to be creepy now hes actually trying to call

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-danderson-daniellarson-quandale-dingle-gif-2881398550535882119

[thorny kestrel]

OH

IM JUST TRYING TO PLAY

[slow brook]

i will play with you

👅

[thorny kestrel]

LOL

NO THE GAME

[slow brook]

you have your caps on

i feel like im telling some old woman that shes had her blinker on for the last 3 miles

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-in-aldi-funny-animals-wild-animals-christmas-shopping-santas-helper-gif-10467533

[wheat brook]

Fucking aldi bro

[knotty kiln]

aldi goated

in this age of 7dollar egg trays

[forest juniper]

whats up

[cunning finch]

i can't tell if this was made 1 or 10 years ago

[forest juniper]

yeah fuck you guys too fuck mothjerfuckers

ik youre scared to engage with me because you can sense my soul but im not a bad guy

[drowsy finch]

it's 9 yeareals old

[wheat brook]

Someone acknowledge Jeffery

[vestal eagle]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExOTB3NGpjemxhdnE3dWhxZ3I2bzU0eWZoYXFweHd5bXp1dXp0b3Y4ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tJhpLcLhnpSBvoaxLv/200.gif

[wheat brook]

Man this week pissed me

Off

Bc things didn’t go my way

[drowsy finch]

why'd it oh nevermind

[wheat brook]

You know I don’t like that

[drowsy finch]

u should eat white tic tacs

[wheat brook]

There was a group of dumbass biker kids today and I lost my fucking religion on their asses

Putting my community in danger

They’re from the other side of town we hate too

Fucking… kids

[drowsy finch]

Lost your religion on them??

[wheat brook]

It’s a saying

Like

I uh

What

“Crashed out” on them?

[drowsy finch]

oihgh

i've nevr ehard iof tuhay

wird

are you southern?

[wheat brook]

Yes!!!

[drowsy finch]

That makes sense !

did you slime the bikers out

[wheat brook]

I did not I just told them off

I felt bad after

Like a Karen or smth

But they were being reckless

[drowsy finch]

they desevrve d it

[twin abyss]

all yelling at them will end up making them react in the opposite way

[drowsy finch]

i'm polite and then i regret being polite

[wheat brook]

I got ice cream after tho

W group i c

Mcwonderbeast fuck you bro

Just kidding I love you

Mwah 😘

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/pozitiv-gif-14253947505283509778

[drowsy finch]

I don't believe you

[drowsy finch]

duality of man

[forest juniper]

listen to the echoes from within yourself and mine they reverberate into the universe
they all feel it
I am surrounded by darknes s but its not something I cn control I need a light to shine it away

[wheat brook]

Oh my god you’re that one guy, huh?

[forest juniper]

i dont know who that guy is but probably

[wheat brook]

It’s coming back to me now

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[wheat brook]

Nvm

[forest juniper]

i havent been active here for a t least a year and a half maybe

i ust like to schizopost motherrufucker

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[drowsy finch]

i normal post here :D

[forest juniper]

thats boring

[drowsy finch]

every post I've ever made is normal

[wheat brook]

Man where tf are the rules at

#rules

[drowsy finch]

@last whale

[forest juniper]

cry for your administration loser

you cant keep jeffrey down

[drowsy finch]

For some reason shizton appears when I @rules

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275551839265362071/1315932356959539281/togif-9.gif

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-gif-13546128909861528530

[forest juniper]

WROING JEFFREY

[drowsy finch]

why were you so fucking fast 😭

[drowsy finch]

NO

[last whale]

I am the rules

[last whale]

Idk

[drowsy finch]

that rules

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143454725879123978/1462949671881146398/1768864783236.gif

[wheat brook]

Bro fuck you

Jk!😆

[last whale]

What </3

[wheat brook]

I love you shizpoo😆😆😍😍

That’s lowkey method bro

[drowsy finch]

What does JK mean

[last whale]

Don't talk to me

[wheat brook]

Rali stop yk what that means

[twin abyss]

first and last initial of John F. Kennedy

[drowsy finch]

does yk mean the same thing as jk 😟

[forest juniper]

yes it does

[drowsy finch]

John Fortnite Kennedy saved america from the Cuban Missile Crisis!

[forest juniper]

instead of just kidding its youre kidding tho

[twin abyss]

i thought yk meant "you know"

like iykyk

[wheat brook]

Rali stop bullshitting

[drowsy finch]

what the fuck does iykyk mean !??!

[wheat brook]

What are you talking abt

[forest juniper]

i always thought that was a weird laugh like the jajaja thing

[twin abyss]

if you know, you know

[drowsy finch]

I don''tuhhhh!

[last whale]

Old HAG

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-bat-home-movie-gif-11281383871954099875

[wheat brook]

My head hurts I need a capri sun

[drowsy finch]

don't call me that :(

[drowsy finch]

FUCK YOU !!

[last whale]

NUH UH

FUCK YOU

[forest juniper]

stizz whoese that guy

[wheat brook]

Idk he’s a fucking lemon tho ik that

Jk shiz

[forest juniper]

you sound like a lemon

[twin abyss]

courage

[drowsy finch]

lemon demon

[twin abyss]

this should be known

[forest juniper]

ABABABA AUBABABABA

[last whale]

Mid

[drowsy finch]

Go back to SFM, SFM boy.

[wheat brook]

The world.. against me.. I like those odds..

[last whale]

Ion wanna

[drowsy finch]

Too bad, you were mean at me :(

[last whale]

I'm sorry :(

[forest juniper]

do you take sfm c
hwhats the fucking workd collaborations not it

commissions yes

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/i-no-no-wanna-gif-1782862666635789572

[forest juniper]

I got some commissiones for y ou buddy

[wheat brook]

Are you speaking espanol

[forest juniper]

im speaking english

[wheat brook]

Bro if I was evil id beat the FUCK out of anybody who inconveniences me

[twin abyss]

what is commisions in spanish

[forest juniper]

ONNOO

[wheat brook]

Like if I was an evil ass super villain I’d fucking mollywop the hell out of anyone that inconveniences me

Like bro I’d beat that ass

[forest juniper]

yo dont have to be a evil guy to do that though

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-im-awesome-wreck-it-ralph-everybody-loves-me-awesome-gif-12142289278691226414

[wheat brook]

Like I don’t give a fuck if they go into decorticate posturing I’m still throwing haymakers of hell

Like I’d be a demon from hell bro

[forest juniper]

stream sematary

[wheat brook]

But that’s js if I was evil tho

[twin abyss]

are the demons inside you coming?

[wheat brook]

And I’d slam people on their fucking neck

I’m not kidding bro

[wheat brook]

I wouldn’t let her ass disrespect me like that

[forest juniper]

thats not didsrepect!!

[wheat brook]

Id beat tf out of her

Swear to dog I’d do that shit

[forest juniper]

oh onoy oou are a msigonynist..

[wheat brook]

No

Massageinist

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[wheat brook]

I’m jk!😆

I respect women!

Bro yk who doesn’t tho

A little birdie told me that some guy named “shizton” is disrespectful as fuck towards women

[forest juniper]

your pupils are vanta black and STILLBORN
DEAD
There's nothing behind them and nothing in them
you cold fuck
you sick basatd
you want to gurt people

[wheat brook]

And he like… calls them bitches n shit

[last whale]

WHAT

HELL NO

[wheat brook]

Look what the cat dragged in..😌

We were JUST talking abt you bro

[forest juniper]

sleeping dogs theme song C

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-left4dead2-louis-mod-gif-23718796

Me beating you to death

[wheat brook]

Bro… is that you to women??

[wheat brook]

Is this what you’re projecting towards women shiz??

[wheat brook]

You wanna stomp on a woman’s skull??😭

You’re fucked bro😭😭

I’m so innocent and good

Compared to these delinquents

[last whale]

Are you sure?

[wheat brook]

I am!

[last whale]

I saw you beating a dog yesterday

EVIL

[forest juniper]

tung tng sutng stung tung ssahuurrrr

[forest juniper]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tralalero-tralala-tung-tung-tung-sahur

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-hates-chris-my-mother-ate-fries-chris-rpg-chris-dishes-chris-does-the-dishes-gif-12736351656225353884

[twin abyss]

how does the brainrot filter not tag that

[forest juniper]

you cant keep jeffrey down

[elder pawn]

because i said so

[twin abyss]

dont make me send the gif again

[forest juniper]

no dont

[fervent slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1481866318205423636/attachment-10.gif

[last whale]

It's true, necessary, and kind

[wheat brook]

Don’t you try and one up me

Little shit😡

[wheat brook]

Just kidding I love that 💓💕

[wheat brook]

What’s your deal man

[elder pawn]

take your meds

[forest juniper]

theyre too high to reach my friend

[fervent slate]

Ladder up

[forest juniper]

SHIT tru

[elder pawn]

a schizophrenic is talking listen and learn

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-bath-toys-gif-11994976550362590797

[twin abyss]

do you make all of these in your spare time?

[forest juniper]

yes

[twin abyss]

thats fair

[forest juniper]

pretty cool right

heres a more serious one

[twin abyss]

hug herobrine squidward?

whats the moral

[wheat brook]

This bright ass picture man

[forest juniper]

something about love not going right creates fractured perceptions and sometimes I get scared after I shit

because my toilet is ricketty and doesnt work properly

[twin abyss]

i guess

[cunning finch]

halfs word

[twin abyss]

this also teaches me to not sell my soul to cthulu

[forest juniper]

yuou shouldnt sell your soul to anyone but me

i takegood care of them

[wheat brook]

Delete this plain white photo bro please

[forest juniper]

quit hating youre just mad you dont have the talnt i have

PUSSY

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr-rdr2-red-dead-gif-27704703

[lime dragon]

dangles rod infront of you
i know you want the beef jerky
shakes it around to get your attention
cmon
you eat it and escape before i catch you
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[last whale]

Hey Stizz, guess what

[forest juniper]

you think you can crack me you dont know im already fuckin paper mache baby
easil y molded easily folded
every part is so easy to put back together

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-banana-smoothie-food-fail-fail-gif-14381891265409864362

[lavish blade]

🤔

[wheat brook]

Pussy who??

[forest juniper]

Pusy boyyyy

[wheat brook]

No bro

[wheat brook]

Me??

[last whale]

Too bad, chicken butt

OOOHHH

[forest juniper]

its a term of enderarment dont get mad please

[lavish blade]

🤔 whats this

[twin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-clapping-applause-gif-12252876610544574555

[forest juniper]

thats death grip buddy

[wheat brook]

Idk what to say to any of yal

L

[lavish blade]

alr

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steamhappy-bounce

[wheat brook]

Damn I’m itchy

As hell too

[forest juniper]

you canot do this to me

my friends power went out and there are skinwalkers nearing him screaming and he wants to try to fight it unarmed

he is an indian guy but i think a skinwalker is like 10 mike tysons

we used to listen to the screaming at my old house

[wheat brook]

???

[forest juniper]

im being deadass ths time

theyre real buddy trust me buddy

so much of the woods are unexplored and unrecorded there's s o much more out there than anyone could ever know
they will fuck with you eventually

I used tomove a certain way outside as to not piss off the forces in the woods and now i got a move a certain way in my town to not piss off the crackhead forces

crackheads aer like skinwalkers

its more likely hes got crackheads approaching they do screama lot too

they ran us down at this abandoned turn pike and we touht shit was over but then they just started singing

whimsical shit bro

[elder pawn]

Take your fucking meds bro

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[elder pawn]

please

this isn’t you

[forest juniper]

no it isnt but what if i want tit to be

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-hates-chris-i-have-planted-a-bomb-gif-1022230152129699203

[forest juniper]

are you not your truest self when you have no control over what you can do

[forest juniper]

imagine a group of 5 sketchy ass people come full sprinting at you from the darkness of a 3 mile long tunnel
they stop just short of you, just in the light
and start singing

how would you feel in that moment

it was terrifying and almost beautiful

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-albert-2

[forest juniper]

youre fucking stupid its barely a paragraph

[last whale]

Nuh uh, it's too long

[elder pawn]

Jeffery please take your anti psychotics

[forest juniper]

whatever dumb guy

fuckig fine

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/he-ate-them-youtube-thumbnail-fnaf-gif-17172391705264831213

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/war-31

[forest juniper]

spec ops the line

i like jerma too

[lime dragon]

let that guy not take his meds

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spec-ops-the-line-joe-the-sniper

[lime dragon]

i'm entertained by what he's saying

[forest juniper]

soembody gets it!!!!!!

we are chasing shadows through the house with GUNS

DRAWN

[lime dragon]

i'm the overlord of the underpass

no man shall harm my legions of crackheads

they steal copper wire from tesla charging ports for me

[forest juniper]

they wre like volatiles from dying light bro

[raven ore]

hi

[lime dragon]

i give them 90% of the profit so they can have crack

[forest juniper]

thats such a huge profit loss are you doujumb

[lime dragon]

i pocket the other 10% to save up for plate armor and tools so eventually i can host a rebellion of tesla

[lime dragon]

if my crackheads get enough crack, they become crackhead 2

which are 10% faster at stealing copper wire

[forest juniper]

wha if they voerdose

[lime dragon]

they're too powerful for that

the other 10% i've been using to buy them power tools to steal copper wires more efficiently

eventually i'm gonna storm the whitehouse

[forest juniper]

itd be cool to have a little army or a cult or something

[lime dragon]

and become the SUPREME overlord of the underpass

[forest juniper]

im too fucking stupid to lead a cult but itd be cool

[lime dragon]

and have infinite crack!!!

so that way the eeble skinwalkers don't beat me in my sleep again!!!

[forest juniper]

dont joke on them

is wear on everyones graves they are real realer than the fucking dirt you walk on

as old as it too

[lime dragon]

yes

i fear the skinwalkers

[forest juniper]

lets talk about the dirt you walk on

[lime dragon]

that's why i have been amassing an army of crackheads who steal copper wire and then i arm and armor them up with etsy gothic plate armor

[forest juniper]

the history of the dirt you walk on

[lime dragon]

so i may respect the skinwalkers by becoming a formidable enough threat that our respect becomes mutual

[forest juniper]

duper think about how many unwritten stories are told amongst the dead bugs and piles of shit

cavemen battled cowboys died natives grew fuckin like weed and shit

[lime dragon]

yes i see

i see it now

[forest juniper]

every inch of the world is old enough for someone to have had love tragedy and death

[lime dragon]

all the crackheads and overlords of the underpass before me

[forest juniper]

on every fucking inch

and so mucj h of its unknown i wanna know their stories

[lime dragon]

every single inch of this world has had love, death, tragedy, and glory

every overlord of the underpass had their rise, and fall

forgotten by man

[forest juniper]

yes

[lime dragon]

remembered by the soil

[forest juniper]

yES

[lime dragon]

so what you're telling me

[forest juniper]

its alll that will remain

[lime dragon]

is that there's crack in the dirt

[forest juniper]

if you look hard enough

[lime dragon]

and the memory of crack

and the memory of DOING crack

and the memory of MAKING crack

[forest juniper]

do not take the piss on me ima very serious guy

[lime dragon]

the dirt is beautiful

i rose from the soil

and when i fall

the dirt shall become even more vibrant

[forest juniper]

thats why im going to the field when its my time duper3

im gonna let them pick at me and drag me into the woods

[lime dragon]

when my time as the overlord of the underpass ends

i shall doff my armor, powdered in crack

and let myself be feasted upon by the crows

[forest juniper]

beautiful

[lime dragon]

a fitting fate for a dude who's username is corvidcrusader in alot of spaces

[forest juniper]

crows have amazing memories they will remember your sacrifice

[lime dragon]

neither of us shall be remembered fondly by man

[forest juniper]

it doesnt matter

[lime dragon]

i mean except the crackheads

[forest juniper]

man is fuck

[lime dragon]

the crackheads will remember me

because they care

but nature surely will remember us both

[forest juniper]

that is beatufil

i hope zombies are real 🙂

[lime dragon]

the crows and ravens shall take my strenght

[lime dragon]

and shit all over toddlers

with the wrath of a thousand storms

[forest juniper]

and aprked cars

[lime dragon]

for they spared naught even a FLICKER to remember me

to hear the name

duper3

[forest juniper]

what if you changd your name to duper<3

that would be cool

put a little heart on there guy

[lime dragon]

my hatred for toddlers must be seen by all

i train the crows to shit all over toddlers

i feed them the finest peanuts that texas can muster

[forest juniper]

nononno wait

look youre missing out on a prime business opportunity

[lime dragon]

so that they may tell their fellow corvids of I, the one who feeds them to shit on toddlers

[lime dragon]

we could train the crows to shit on cars, then open a chain of car washes...

[forest juniper]

You got the crackhead business in full swing, you raise these crows to start bringing you money in exchange for food

[lime dragon]

ingenious

[forest juniper]

you could be opening timeshares and shit

[lime dragon]

the crackheads steal copper wire, the crows transport money to my drug dealer in guadalajara, the crows then ship in the crack, and then the cycle repeats

[forest juniper]

i lov it

lets talka bot tuna salad

[lime dragon]

the last time i ate a tuna salad i got very sick

heart palpitations, 3 hours of sleep, and probably a near-heart attack

[forest juniper]

i ate nothing but tuna salad and got very fat

[lime dragon]

but whatever kills me

makes me dead

and i clearly am not dead

[forest juniper]

how did you almost die to tuna salad

[lime dragon]

so duper3 1, tuna salad nil

[lime dragon]

it was in a subway sandwich

[forest juniper]

yeah subway dont give afuck

most restauraunts done i worked at mcdoalds for a time bro we literalyl killed someone

their idea of doing dishes was throw the shit in a sink full of water for a second then let it dry

[lime dragon]

i once got into a chuck-e-cheese ballpit

i think i got like giga aids from it

[forest juniper]

wouldnt surprise me

they do not get cleaned

@elder pawn i am feeling better

[elder pawn]

W meds

[worldly reef]

[lime dragon]

@forest juniper i have an idea most ingenious

[forest juniper]

lets hear it

[lime dragon]

you know those AI data centers?

[forest juniper]

jeffrey doesnt condone ai

[forest juniper]

it was gnarly bro

[lime dragon]

the monolithic bastardizations of architecture, a symbol of human greed erected by laborers who slave away for a single fraction of a fraction of the wealth of those capitalistic pig-dogs

we have an army of homeless people

in etsy gothic plate armor

with wire strippers

and gothic poleaxes

what IF

WHAT IF @forest juniper

WHAT IF WE RAID THE AI DATA CENTERS

STEAL ALL THE DDR5

[forest juniper]

distribute itback to the gamers

[lime dragon]

STEAL THE COPPER WIRES THAT THE GAS GENERATORS USE TO TRANSPORT ELECTRICITY INTO THE DATA CENTER

AND WITH THE STOLEN DDR5

WE CAN FINALLY BRING AN ERA OF PROSPERITY TO MANKIND

BY ALLOWING EVERYBODY

TO PLAY Half Sword: Early Access

[forest juniper]

man fuck that we need to just build the biggest fuckign bomb ever and kill everybody

like not 1 survivor
they had their chance to run to mars they fucked it up

[lime dragon]

why would we charge to mars

when we can rather have the earth be born anew

clean the air

remove the oil pumps

go nuclear and shit

[forest juniper]

because humanity will only repeat the same mistakes over and over again

[lime dragon]

i mean do you know how safe nuclear is?

[lime dragon]

if we go to mars, for some weird-ass biological reason, they will be allergic to everything

hardship breeds strength

and existing in a world without peanuts

makes you allergic to peanuts

[forest juniper]

you like your peanuts dont you

check this shit out

thats me sitting on my rock

[lime dragon]

well to be fair they're one of the few things that grows in texas' shitty climate

[forest juniper]

i am from pennsylvania

[lime dragon]

so i have to feed my homeless dudes flaxseed bagels (made from flax seeds and coated in flax seeds), tapioca bread, and peanut butter

[forest juniper]

i can export cheesesteaks and gobs to you