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LMFAO
Lmfao
Poopgpt
I can't digest more than 4 letters
You READ them not EAT them
We believe you
Gosh
I already said im not reading it, if I read it now I’d look weak and foolish
My authority would diminish
You’re learning
you werent already?
It said ur home address
Wow you sure wouldn't want to look weak and foolish
How long has this been going on for lol 😂
Shut up
Oh gosh lol 🤦♂️
no you're just oblivious
I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at u I throw up 💅🙄
Sm like that
Slay anyways
I lose at not winning
I’m rubber u r glue
u smell like poo
that's just a me thing I think
Intellectual?
I'm being nice
Bro doesn’t understand yet that being an adult is just getting an older body, Youre still yourself
I'm gonna have like responsibilities n shi
yeah but in the eyes of everyone else
you should act and think like an adult
Philospoopy
socrates or some shit
And like that I win
Yes. I killed him because I am stronger.
Gg wp
checkmate
Screw everybody else
And you'll never see me again for real this time
Yeah ok I have you added, I’ll have plenty of time to not dm you
Because I’m very unreliable
You will always have the opportunity but we both know it's not happening
would you show up to your best friends wedding
if you were the godfather
Yes but I’d hate it
Like the movie
a deal you cant refuse
No like me and my best friend
That's not a movie
Life isnt a movie, good job bud
life is a highway
Life is a movie actually
This guy gets it
theres even a board game about it too
If my life was a movie it’d be the first one to break a trillion
can they simulate me more money
no
😦
Work for it
If ur life was a movie it’d be a tragic comedy
The word simulator references the word simulation though 🤦♂️
It would be tragic that my genius is unrealized I’m basically the modern Galileo and/or Tesla basically
Tesla is modern
Wait, if we’re gonna have a debate i need to pull up AI
In a different sense of the word but you know that’s not what I meant FREAK
🙄
Grok make me an essay where it says that he's dumb and wrong
If this is a simulation why am i not my fursona irl? Checkmate
What other sense he died like recently
Ive been AI this entire time
You’re totally right —
We Lobotomy-maxxing
Id fully believe you
Salvia?
That's why it's always wrong
recipe on how to recreate the blue stuff from breaking bad plez
This is why 1990-1999 was the golden years…we actually went outside 😆
Dude saying we like he went outside
Break a window, cover the glass shards in windex, and then eat it

Whats that big bright shit in the sky? I hate it.
Is this real
Modern as in NOW, as in contemporary, not modern as in modern area. He died almost a century ago now. It’s like calling uranium glass a MODERN creation. Like yeah sure it’s part of the modern era whatever but that’s not the way I’m using modern BUDDY.
Do I look like a liar and a bad person to you?
If your life was a movie it would be a box office flop
Modern doesn't mean now
Look like no are u yes
Caught.....
I had a stroke reading this because your lack of punctuation. You disgust me
So just The Office?
I'm very punctual I'll have you know
Grown man threatening young boy with violence
My what
Interesting
😔
Modernity is fluid. I believe one could infer that my use of modern did not consider the 1940s as the immediate past
Because OF moai smh
Modern is tomorrow
that should be the name of the reddit post you're about to make of him
Shut up
Or else
Don't do him Like Milly
They already did once before, but they can’t keep me down
You can break my heart but you can’t break my spirit
This is why 9000-8000 BCE was the golden years… we actually hunted mammoth 😆
You're just copying the lyrics of a song
No we didn't they did
Moai it's been two weeks man did you get that fan art
Otherwise you gotta execute that guy
Show me. Dont accuse me of anything ever. Every thought, every word I utter, is entirely unique
I, sorry
It’s my pfp
ahhhh
Less fan art more just a pfp
gotcha
yeah
But I’ll wear it for a while
If everything you say is "unique"
Then write a new and fresh poem rn
This sounds like something I’d say you are bald
Guys I think it's time for me to go to sleep so I can pursue education tomorrow
goodnight folk
Sure thing! Here’s a totally fresh poem — right out of the oven.
Who cares
One sec let me ask chat gpt
🤦♂️
"ChatGPT print me money"
Hold me, AI girlfriend chatbot
Okay I asked but it couldn’t think of anything. Anyway I quickly wrote my own here it is I hope you like it, it’s just something quick haha NBD
@wanton portal
please don't ping random people
Figured you wanted to see it
heheheheheheh
Do not address moderation directly
God I hate discord mods
@spark quartz
Joe
You shouldnt ping @spark quartz like that
i'm not a random person, i'm literally the main character
@spark quartz wouldnt like it
Great idea, I really should ping @spark quartz shouldn't I
i will eat your fingernails
lmao
Silly mod just sent me death threats in dm
I practically have none
you're goddamn right
He probably said "pwease stop pookie 🥺 "
guys
I've beaten the progression mode for the 5th time
is that a good thing?
and I just started a new one
Hey Mario
and thats the bowser line, cuz stone toad said so
Sigh
I miss when Blood of Belmont played in the fights
Now it's just hub music
petition for it to play more
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My reaction
I would be blinded by the sight of Willie
Tbf it is the middle age
Yes
and it is peak
How do you know what medieval times music sounds like
Probably sounds just like that
Yes it does
You're telling me there's no one in the 1400s going "hey hey hey hey" to a song
BS
I still hear that demo boss theme in the abyss sometimes and panic and look around but there is nothing there except another little zombie
whats up hedgeborns
Cracking skulls like a rotten egg
same dawg. i turned my dude into a giant brick shithouse and now i just throw people
holy back achne
ripped it from google but imagine coming across this shit in the abyss after hearing the musid start
i hate to be that guy but... people didnt exactly look good in the middle ages
ohh, my bad
he rather is a handsome lad
Shoot the damn tank!
PILLS HERE
dont forget the yearly river bath
We got a boomer!
i wanted lfd3 but all we got is that other shite knock off back 4 blood
Say that again?
Who the fuck puts an F instead of 4
What the fuck is wrong with you
It’s called left fore dead
Saying lfd is wacky though, needs put that one on a watchlist
Say that again
Whoever makes these caricatures deserves infinite wealth and prosperity
Onb
Caricatures are making a huge comeback
FLETCHER that’s his name
Shoutout Black Sky from IW
Megamind
Me slowly walking to your house to stab you theme
Aight real shit tho today while I was driving this big fat idiot douchebag was standing in the road and get this, the prick didn’t even use his turn signal to go to the gas station
die lil Mar
MINOR SPELLING MISTAAAAAKE
Is that a cow?
Friggin donkey or sumn
looks like a hippo ngl
These inconsiderate lumbering oafs wander around town all day cause nobody stops them
Passing gas mechanic 🔥 🔥 🔥
Willie taking out his willie
mechanic
cuh that was auto correct I meant pissing
Willie public indecency feature when
indeed like in postal 2
Peakstal 2 mentioned
holy peak
so I can bash a Willie's head in, pull my Willie's out then piss on the dead Willie's corpse
2 Redux
im high as a kight
I'm high, drunk, and tired
Kight 😭
forizzle
Mrs frizzle make it sizzle
Mrs Frizzle throw it backizzle
100mg edible + 0.5g wax maya overdid it a little
Magic School Bizzle
I hope you don't overdizzle
i over dizzled
oml bro
my phone was connected to another acc
i deleted the acc
it deleted after 2 weeks
i finally got my number
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L4D2 is amazing
l4d2 is the 3rd or second greatest valve game of all time
barotrauma is peak
barotrauma mention in 26??!?! 🥹🥹🥹
i'm fucking surrounded by 400 zombies
It's just me
DUDE I'M FUCKED
"We can handle this" not the fucking time louis you're about to be mauled to death by slow moving zombies
I got mauled to death
Ts pic goes hard
Thank you I got brutally mauled to death 50 seconds after taking this it was like a last stand I was blasting my way through I was only armed with a pistol my shotgun buried deep in the horde there was no way I could reach it without getting consumed, There was no way I was making it out of this one
I close my dark and gritty eyes with my dark and gritty eyelids and accept my dark and gritty fate and get mauled to death by the dark and gritty rabies infected people
L4d with nmrih zombie animations and much more zombies goes hella hard
I hate when people say "Oh that's the smokers tongue" when it's actually it's intenstine
Dark n griddy
You know ball fr glad you picked up it was NMRIH animations
btw they move at the same speed with the animations as well so they're kinda just slowly marching in
I felt like the zombies being slower actually makes them more stressful in larger numbers cuz they're slowly closing in rather than them bursting in a full sprint as a massive horde as that's not stress inducing it's just "well shit i'm fucked"
btw
Random doors are now locked with my modpack
So even the safe room door requires me to stand still and unlock it
So W the stress
there were 250 zombies slowly marching towards me as I was unlocking it
lowk you know ball, l4d and nmrih? just fucking blast my brains out already (I got bit)
lowk i prefer the first game more
Though the second games horde theme and soundtrack fucking hits
ESPECIALLY Swamp Fever
I LOVE SWAMP FEVER
I dunno why people show so much distain towards it's such a good campaign
The horde theme for dark carnival imo is ass
but lucky for valve
I love ass
Hmmmm understandable
I played nmrih with my friend and he said "It looks like one of those zombie games that incels play"
3 minutes on the game btw
He doesn’t understand peak
I genuinely want to like nmrih but it's genuinely not my thing
Like I really want to like it
I love the inventory system
I love how you get bit
You're fucked
I love it when theres an option when you press k
Really emphasises a real zombie apocalypse scenario
Yeah..we all know what happens there
Honestly if I was in an apocalypse similiar to NMRIH or l4d I'd just fucking off myself
Very understandable
well
In australia we have strict gun laws so I doubt I would even have a weapon
So I guess I would be forced to brave it out
I bet others would prolly do the same instead of surviving against dozens of walking corpses
literally the only reason why the l4d cast are surviving is because they have canon plot armour and ALOT of firearms
Cleaver good choice
Maybe like a pitchfork?
Yes
Aight getting some blunt damage in there
Blunt is really effective especially against rotting bodies
I remember picking up the pickax for the first time and my eyes lit up like a fucking firework when i saw it one shots
(nmrih)
Something blunt is always good against brains
Hell ye
At cracking skulls like a votten egg
lowk i feel like america would have the best / worse chances
1 more weapons - cons more population = more zombies
True
and since everyone in america is a fucking wanker they'd probably kill eachother before the zombies do js shooting everyone that breathes funny or sneezes or coughs
or heck wants to lie down for a bit or is hungry or is walking funny
IN australia i feel we'd be fucked but everyone would be swearing their heads off at the zombies thinking it's gonna do shit or they'd just go rogue and slam metal pipes on them
OOOH RED
RED'S MY FAVOURITE COLOURRRR
barotrauma 🤤🤤
IN the Philippines in where I’d live we’d also be cooked cuh, since our population is a hella lot too
But
ooh shit
I mean
We have a lot of mountains and landscapes
I doubt the green flu would even spread where I live
So maybe das a pro
Did some unholy thing to our captain last time ive played
Im from the land down DOWN under
THe little island
You know tassie?
I doubt it would spread there
what
Nah
tell me
What..what did you do?
“Where women glow and men plunder?”
I love my mods
Aye!
WHAT THE FUCK
Ball knowledge goes hard
it's from photography
"Am i a real willie papa?"
Thats the smiling batman on god
Just give him some alchohol
holy shit i see it
anyways
I use a freeaim mod so the first person feels so immersive which makes me shit myself everytime
I've been running solo for whatever reason
I can literally peak around corners now
and im bathing in credits
I gotta try dis mod
Oh yeah I'll send it
It requires some extra steps tho
L4D, realism mode
gotta install vpkedit on github
Hmmmmm alr
i have 3 assistants 3 sec ofiicers 2 medics, mechanic, engineer and 2 captains
you need to install the mod
I'll send it
and you will need to go "launch properties" or whatever it's called and type "-insecure"
all of them have finished 2 skill trees
all my adsistants are maxed clowns and apprentices
my mechanic mines ores instantly
all im missing is a dirty bomb recipe
Nah i'd join multiplayer sesh that always ends in disaster
Doomworm spawning
Dugong my...
Yea no fuck that thing
yeah
i love orca2
but i think I'll have to get a bigger boat later
something something railgun something something
I play vanilla but always an with hardcore players that uses meticulously made ships that somehow ALWAYS have the worst ballast tank placements ever
when i transfered from dugong to orca2 half my items were gone
somehow
anyways
MAKE A HATCH BETWEEN BALLAST AND GUNNERY
OR COCKPIT AND ARMORY
I BEG YOU
STOP MAKING BALASTS THE SIZE OF THE BURJ KALIFA
IM TIRED BOSS
the humble camel:
The humble spacebar key
and one other ship i forgot the name of
anyways
i almost rescued subra
and i bonked the abyss monster and the jestmaster is nowhere to be found
i think he hates me now for incapacitating him and stealing his clothes
that's how i got the mother's countenance for the quest
because both my sets of mother's countenance + providence got reduced to atoms on transition
somehow
i need just a bit more reputation with the husks to recruit subra
my lowest reputation is 15 with clowns
like 65 with separatists
same with coalition
and 80 with the husks
im fkn ballin
What is the current roadmap btw for halfsword
I remember making a a ship in barotrauma once....might have to redo it tbh
HE'S JUST STANDING THERE
all 3 of my enemies are down this vicious pit😭
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Like the Barotrauma submarine :)
whats the context behind this
Louis was left 4 dead
literally fucking chris walker from outlast bodied my shit
Show us some of that baron's beak's penetration action
i love websites being so bloated it is physically impossible to read a blog without downloading 50 obfuscated javascript files that do absolutely nothing but add stupid ass animations for their sidebar
i am literally on a quarter of kbyte per second of internet speed and start to hate humanity
we need to normalize writing custom http server to run a website
it will absolutely not help anyone but it will probably keep stupid bloated frameworkers away
you play barotrauma?
how do i stop my half sword demo from crashing
the more i learn the more i realize old schoolers had it right
rust the lang is the only exception
ok im gonna turn back into a kitty cat now
guys
i fixed a research terminal yesterday
and i got an option to install a "first person shooter" that is a "tradition to try to run it on any device"
that's definitely a doom reference
doom developers were goated for figuring out math to turn 2d map into 3d
i still get off-by-ones whenevver i try to implement it myself
The doom engine is goated. It's actually the second way I started learning to code back then. I first started with Halo Custom Edition for PC
I miss the days when I had time to stay up all night and do shit like that
the entire industry rn is being held by 3 seniors
ok i wont turn back into kitty cat i lied i want to rant
lol
IT is getting dumber with each year passing and it is entirely carried by like 100 people if we take into account ALL of IT
I hate it being called an industry so much, but that's really what it's become.
I remember when Microsoft wasn't fully annoying. Like the Xbox 360 indie store
OR THE MICROSOFT POINTS those were goated
suprisingly there are a lot of people that can code right
but they cannot make fucking good decisions for life and they end up publishing horrid products that people use because they dont know better
companies nowadays are eager to display that they do not care about the consumer itself anymore
why do good when doing ok works
there's no competition
no stimulus to get better
like unreal engine for sure is made by smart people, and games made WITH ue are made by smart people
but they refuse to touch any code related to optimiization even though all they need to do is edit a bunch of constants
and we end up having unoptimized games and rtx 5090 minimal requirement
-# steam existing
i heard that people are making optimization now because no one has enough ram
steam is a constant
yeah thats pretty much how we live
if we're talking about game engines thats one thing
But it steadily improves and makes it harder for companies to feed us shit
game platforms anotha
thats why indie stuff are goated most of the time
they made the product for themselves (most of the time) and actually enjoy what they r doing
without it the world would be a way worse place
the don't work for the paycheck they work for the passion
true
anywhere with the stink of corporate musk is generally going to sell off a bit of its soul just
very few exceptions anymore with like
take the cod franchise for one
bf7
assassins creed
anything really
pretty much every big game corpo nowadays used to cook but now they work for maximum profit
I know, I still have good memories of steam support showing genuine care when I was so mad at my vive pro for bugging out when I'd play for more than 5 minutes. They compensated me and offered to replace the entire thing for free. This was back when the support team was a little more personal
any AAA franchise turned to shit
r they different now
name a AAA franchise that didn't turn to shit, I'll wait
does minecraft count
no
is it a franchise?
where's Minecraft 2
oh well
when minecraft was standalone with notch i think most people agree thats when the updates and the passion were there
No, my warranty expired on my valve index 4 years ago and I reached out a month ago saying my stations were bugging and the wire barely worked and the controllers had drift. EVERYTHING REPLACED. 800$ worth of shit dude
minecraft became more arcadish now
updates every week vs updates once a year
🔥
they alsp tended to add more stuff in those updates too😭
steam vs shoot-yourself-in-the-foot corpos
we should kill all big corpos including discord so they start to listen to complaints
Jeffrey- cough i mean david bazooka
would the im feeling romantical meme get me im trouble because it fits so good rn
depends on the content
my memes are so questionable im better off making a ticket and dropping an entire archive of them before trying to post them
hello mod ahum
can you do me a favor of deleting my message if you dont like it instead of warning me kindly
hello mod i never met in my life
I'm off to work

Peace ✌🏻
actually the effect is lost now nvm
Why is the hand white? I'm a being of no skin
ion think we get slap on the wrist for media
the bone
its jist a buff shirtless man
this might be peak
should label the personalities for more comical effect
oh
you didn't label them before?
not really
like personality 1 2 3 or A B C no
the funny one, the controversial one and such
larry
the angry, the kitty, the political, the curious, the stupid, the coder
thats all i can remember for now
ooh, nice one
i have personalities based on who im talking to
work/discord/home/friends
the discrd personality is subdivided into different per server personalities and like 3 general archetypes
me when i accidently use personality C instead of personality F on a friend and he likes it so he gets promoted to personality E
what is The Kitty
because thats the glory of cat distribution
no one Kitty is the same
meow meow meow :3 :3 curls paws
furry basically
i think my nickname summarizes my behavior pretty accurately lmao
im pretty sure my cat enjoys beating my hand to death so i pretty much let him do it
maybe but i cant let my cat get rusty
she likes to escape outside so she might aswell run some hands while shes out
ok we getting rule 4'd
keep it sage
safe
though there was this one pretty much same gif and mods were ok with it so idk
suggestive yes i think it depends on the mod
silly is gonna despise u now
i personally would overlook it if its just an isolated event
i think general rule of thumb would be verbal warning and warn in next event if it isnt all that clear
i hate this gif with every fibre of my being
i vote this felinorian creature mod 2027
no
i wonder if mods are watching
i only got timed out once and it was auto mod cuz my auto correct said a dubious word
weepdoken
hi
hello
new update dropped PLEASE PLAY WITH ME WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
i wonder if ill survive here till next year
probablyhaps
I am. Yall are weird
even me?
hello mantis
hi mantits
Less but yes
aw
weird and half sworders are bread and butter
u think im surviving this year or i gotta go after some time
if mrzacnono is any indication
when half sword 2
am i likely to get 2 more warns for being stupid
I have 1 warn
methinks
probably expired
dont warns like
go away
or some
oh damn
then I must have like 3
its 3 within a period = 1 month ban and 5 overall = perma ban
Idk just follow the rules
????
I remember getting warned twice way back then
and then recently getting warned once
what did you do to get warned?
let me check
do they use dyno
Be wise. Dont answer that
sometimes i dont know when to stop so yah
y
both
botha
its uhhh
Because having the warn mentioned in a public channel 9 times out of 10 causes a discussion which includes more rule breaking. So either do it in DMs or not at all
9 out of 10 times
wait thats kinda wisdom tho
I got warned for uhhhhh
:(
I got scourned for uhhh
charles norris
oh its carles actually
carlos
do u know a word that means something like "bound to have repeating problems" which is like "s..b...i.." where "." is missing letter (iirc)
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I got visited by the hat man and couldn't go back to sleep
could you move during the visit
I could look around but no. The hat man walked around my room and checked my setup out though.
seems to be sleep paralysis
It was sleep paralysis probably. And my neighbors stomp around a bunch, so that noise probably triggered it.
bro got his own role
who me?
no the wall
🤔
The salami lid
pls localize the price so that i can buy our game, i dont wanna pay 70 bucks xd
brazil
they r tho
👁️
Brazilian Real R$ 73,99 11,98€ -50.03%
Chrome when you gonna drop the mod for ea
when im done
https://youtu.be/shVKIMqYyhg dang the community is still cooking
Stronger than you - Frisk ver. (Undertale Animation Parody)
[CREDITS]
Animation: Jumbo/Desiko (me)
SFX: @foooooood & Jumbo
Original Video by Ryu0 ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTTI5WEP98 )
English Translyrics by Starbeam ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ3z6oxNheo&list=RDOQ3z6oxNheo&start_radio=1 )
Vocals: Rachie ( https:/...
read the damn title
HOW DO YOU NOT GET IT
dawg i remember this song with undertale is like 2017
ITS IN THE TITLE
THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT
DO YOU NOT KNOW UNDERTALE??
no i still remember xtale
and underverse
they were cool
glitchtale as well
overall concept of undertale was genuinely great
the only slight issue i see with original idea is maximalism of your route choice
though considering that "the player" chooses the route and theres basically no background excuse its not bad
wym
what drunk guy
ru talking about half sword
theres no drunk guy in undertale
he gives u task
u do task
i only remember breaking a barrel with health ba
i think its pretty clear what to do
isnt Deltarune like
undertale 2.0
yeah but i havent touched it
i dont remember enjoying episode 2 for some reason and i cba to get it
maybe i played it when my english was ass so i didnt get half the dialogues
Hairpin left, don't cut, 100.
the guy give you task for 5 pfennings, breaking the barrel and escort a drunk guy to home, i think its mostly there so you can make money in case you going broke somehow
i think yeah, tho im not sure if he will haunt you later
am i the only one getting constant amd driver timeouts in the game?
is cuiras baron the last class?
wdym by that
like is it the highest class we can become
is there one above it
lord is the highest class, baron cuirass is one of his armor lol
You gotta do it like 7-8 times to get the whole armor set
you gotta unlock them one by one
oh bro so thats what I got as a reward from his tourney
vivii
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is there a way to be 500kg without falling over
is today any update for halfsword

Alrighty time for my 6:30 in the morning yap
I like breaking down what if scenarios in games
"The helldivers could survive in the Warhammer 40k universe easy"
No we fuckin couldn't survive it lmao
Sure humanity in the helldiver's world is an intergalactic empire
It's also really fucking corrupt and presses the expendable frontline soldier (the helldivers) as elite shock infantry
We're still just humans
But with better tech
What are we fighting?
Literal time demons and species older than our existence
just bought the supporter edition ❤️
GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT WAR AND DEATH
As you were saying about the battlefield tactics of the Russian Federation
they like to blow things up including their own guys tl;dr
Stalingrad ❤️
one US soldier dies they're spread all over the news to spread anti-war messages
300,000 russians die and they just keep chuggin
How do they not run out of people
it's why they keep pushing into ukraine despite the casualty counts looking bad for them, their casualties looking bad is actually quite normal
conscription
very good propaganda sphere too that glorifies dying for the country
Dont go into the political parts of the topic please
i promise i am already trying to avoid it
I mean they've been doing this since WW2
Again, Stalingrad
I mean by god they held it
is mordschlag gonna be added into the game?
eventually i think so
It is planned. No info of when it will be implemented
that's gonna be so fun with the custom swords
My character is fine but apparently his armor rusted completely shut and he can't move a muscle, locked in that master chief from orbit pose in halo 3.
ok apparenly i fucking hate insects
they disgust me
for mods that ever going to see this
the video text is genuinely inappropriate so u should kill and not slap on wrist for ts :3
i lwk cba to report tho
I'm hoping they add some sort of dynamic grip system sort of like blades and sorcery
Mine
Well I can’t ban just on someone’s word, i dont know Russian
Make a modmail if you feel so inclined it would be appreciated
do i gotta prove it tho or will reporting js do
thats me
im evil as of now so i dont forgive you
why they're cuties
i fear them interacting with me
i dont really
i dont know what theyre gonna do and if they so something i probably cant stop it
bad things
yes
stupid ass humor
no its just extremely stupid
and not funny
Okay not funny does not equal against the rules
Is it stupid as in grow up Youre not a child or stupid as in Youre a hateful Pos
its like laughing at a word "butt" but like scale it by 5
who wants to playtest my tank mod or my spellbook mod
tank or spellbook
nvm i'll js do both
who els
e
this could mean anything ranging from peepee poopoo humor to verbal atrocities
i cannot even describe it but i think u could say its the former
try both
at the same time
bro you keep making this more and more ominous while giving very little information you're living up to your handle
ok im too invested and want that guy dead do i gotta prove whats in the video or ur gonna pull subtitles
KEPONTRUCKEN STOP TYPINF RAHH
why not just summarize what it is
CUZ I MIGHT GET WARNED
you could almost certainly paraphrase without verbatim repeating what it says
if it's a joke about a minority, you could just say "it's a racist joke about x group of people" without repeating the actual joke
can u answer the question 😭
its nothing that u might get offended over its just stupid and type of humor i wouldnt want to hear here in a server of grown ups
Idk im too busy to deal with it. Moai was doing it
homie 100% knows what he's doing
Hes doing a terrible job at explaining so I moved on 
there is no way that the content of this amogus meme is indescribable without breaking a rule
dm'd
FAK U
JS TELL ME IF I GOTTA PUT AN EFFORT IN A TICKET OR U CAN CHECK IT YOURSELF AFTER MY TRANSCRIPTION
Put In the effort, lazy mf. Im too lazy.
notice how you managed to describe what it was without breaking a rule 
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TRANNSCRIPTION THAT ISNT JUST "TRUST ME BRO"
I believe you with all my heart, Youre too invested now to be lying about a random persons video
Grok himself
ok fine
bro he's dragging this out for attention i know the game 😭
Everyone deserves to feel special sometimes 
Not you though
kepontrucken writing a tome of esoteric knowledge rn
Nerd
no u just kept insistinf and i dont want to explain it because im not sure if its bad to be explained
haf smord
now let me open the damn ticket
You went this far now, if you don’t explain in modmail im gonna throw a brick at your window
singling me out does make me feel very special though 
Stupid idiot sayin slurs?
Ok ur banned for saying this in chat now draygonsta
Dont ban cat trust whatever they did i did worse fosho
(what did they do?)
Ok cool
moai is draygonsta ur alter ego
Not having abs doesn't mean your chubby
Unless you're American, you're automatically overweight
fym automatically
i know you kick your belly when you walk
Stop bringing it up
And maybe
Keep yourself safe
Idk what is says
he went offline after saying he'll take care of it 😭
Dude dm me
no
@patent jungle
its not funny anymore
Guys lets get political
do it first
Banana prices are fucking insane rn
Im always showing offline
You’ll never see me
There’s TOO MANY slices of ham on the grocery store ham sandwiches
moai
It's under the sauce
because bread tastes better than key!
u fucking went away after first response didnt u
ok i give up but im watching over
I told em we need to get ham out of the ham sandwiches because I know ham sandwiches I make the best ham sandwiches around.. everybody loves my ham sandwiches
Woke up like 8 minutes ago now I’m wheezing so hard it hurts
WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?
“Alexander Ham-
Si
The video is too far up now, you think I have the time to press your forwarded link?
Can you explain what happened to me j missed it
Ok I deleted it just for you
Galicia
Both of these channels would love a pink role like u
Ok I’ll explain what’s happened to you. It all started when you were born..
Damn I really missed it
Wowowow chill down
Chill mid
o think there was a controversial video with an among us thumbnail
Hahaha amnugmus
mumingus
This
I got razer