why am i still scrawny
#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
manic grail
lofty vector
do NOT break the bee nest, it genuinely ruins frames
indigo hare
why am i still scrawny
how long has it been
i think theres a new bug thats stopping muscle growth
which is very unfortunate as thats a huge part of weapon handling
slender mountain
the ground just ate the polearm i just forged
manic grail
how long has it been
i have no idea but this person has made it from commoner to man at arms and still looks like that
eager parrot
Wait to get each piece of the baron armor do I have to beat him a bunch of times
mellow geyser
do NOT break the bee nest, it genuinely ruins frames
i think its also the bees thing but sure
indigo hare
i have no idea but this person has made it from commoner to man at arms and stil...
Yeah they need to fix that asap
mossy phoenix
Wait to get each piece of the baron armor do I have to beat him a bunch of times
yes
indigo hare
Luckily mine was already at 90 out of 93 but still hasnโt grown in a full tier
manic grail
yeah ive been 64kg since this guy existed
quick bronze
next youtube ww2 alt history video
manic grail
my pc fan has never been as loud as it is playing hs
mellow geyser
happens
lucid sentinel
Luckily mine was already at 90 out of 93 but still hasnโt grown in a full tier
93 is the max? so.. youre telling me when my character was at max weight that he couldnt handle a pollax properly????
pre patch
elder pawn
why did you reply to me nitwit
manic grail
2kg one handed mace save me
hard swallow
why did you reply to me nitwit
You're the example. :>
royal forge
rip single arm thrusting 
elder pawn
mr gen ai pfp
indigo hare
93 is the max? so.. youre telling me when my character was at max weight that he...
He can; at least my can, even at 90. Even before 90 lol you just have to get used to the combat
limpid lantern
cool, how is this relevent
limpid lantern
next youtube ww2 alt history video
i conquered the entire world as germany once
twas funny
belgium first is a given honestly
hard swallow
okay nerd
Oi I aint trying to be a dick to you, but if you wanna be all pissy about it, go somewhere else before the mods pack your shit up and ship you to a cold shower
elder pawn
Oi I aint trying to be a dick to you, but if you wanna be all pissy about it, go...
Son im crine he got butthurt at me calling him a nerd
quick bronze
i conquered the entire world as germany once
im playing as democratic russia lmao
teal heart
oiii laddy i aint tryin to be a dick to you
formal inlet
Oi I aint trying to be a dick to you, but if you wanna be all pissy about it, go...
such a nerd...
teal heart
Hey Guys i just got here whats going on
elder pawn
such a nerd...
thanks scout
teal heart
holy shit is that scout from the fort
elder pawn
yeah
limpid lantern
Oi I aint trying to be a dick to you, but if you wanna be all pissy about it, go...
formal inlet
holy shit is that scout from the fort
yes its scout from fortnite guys
teal heart
Oi I aint trying to be a dick to you, but if you wanna be all pissy about it, go...
guys watch out he's gonna ship us to a cold shower
elder pawn
son iโm crying moback fails the speech check
teal heart
cold showers wake you up and are supposed to be good for you
limpid lantern
son iโm crying moback fails the speech check
formal inlet
the mods will ship you to a cold shower
quick bronze
formal inlet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452974258455183493/1453366206265561159/w...
was about to say ong...
indigo hare
Rip mobrack
formal inlet
mobrack got smoked
teal heart
Guys poker night at the inventory returns march 5th whos excited
hard swallow
Rip mobrack
Deal with those goobers please, they're annoying
teal heart
son i WEEP
formal inlet
deal with these GOOBERs immediately
vestal eagle
do NOT break the bee nest, it genuinely ruins frames
I'm going to assume that all of the bees are probably fully rendered and detailed, down to the hair
hard swallow
do NOT break the bee nest, it genuinely ruins frames
There's a bee nest?
Where
formal inlet
I'm going to assume that all of the bees are probably fully rendered and detaile...
so realistic
you get hit in the head so much
flat widget
I'm going to assume that all of the bees are probably fully rendered and detaile...
The molecules
formal inlet
that you start having lag
lofty vector
There's a bee nest?
Where
forest
lofty vector
I'm going to assume that all of the bees are probably fully rendered and detaile...
cyberpunk release date atp
formal inlet
dude thats like been sneakpeeked and like is easy to spot bro
did moNerd play the game
elder pawn
Deal with those goobers please, they're annoying
Larp larp larppp
limpid lantern
Larp larp larppp
formal inlet
https://tenor.com/view/ilgbtenha-stantwt-stan-twt-dude-nobody-invited-funny-gif-...
you?
who are you
vestal eagle
cyberpunk release date atp
I can't wait for Cyberpunk 2, it's going to be set in Chicago so were getting Italian Mafia cyberpunkers
formal inlet
elder pawn
https://tenor.com/view/ilgbtenha-stantwt-stan-twt-dude-nobody-invited-funny-gif-...
The dude EVERYBODY invited
limpid lantern
who are you
one of the first experts in the game since itch.io version, why?
indigo hare
Deal with those goobers please, they're annoying
Being annoying isnt grounds for anything I can do, just ignore them if theyre bothering you 
limpid lantern
The dude EVERYBODY invited
EVERYBODY want this mf
formal inlet
one of the first experts in the game since itch.io version, why?
the nerds are congregating
they are going to swarm us
limpid lantern
the nerds are congregating
sorry i know
azure marsh
why does this keep happening when i headlock with my sword ๐ญ
limpid lantern
why does this keep happening when i headlock with my sword ๐ญ
gay
formal inlet
i love calling other people nerds when i play halfsword
azure marsh
what do you even call this
limpid lantern
what do you even call this
gay sex
lofty vector
why does this keep happening when i headlock with my sword ๐ญ
he wanted to give you a smooch
teal heart
i love calling other people nerds when i play halfsword
What is half sword about
dull notch
What is half sword about
Physics based combat ๐
teal heart
oh its that game
azure marsh
NEVERMIND I DID IT AGAIN AND SOMEHOW SAWED HIM APART
teal heart
gtg bleeding more than usual from my asshole
tribal quail
If a water was water to water your water or water the water of Water which water you gonna water water every water water.
quick bronze
gtg bleeding more than usual from my asshole
what?
azure marsh
NEVERMIND I DID IT AGAIN AND SOMEHOW SAWED HIM APART
im not exaggerating i quite literally had to do sawing motions with my mouse
azure marsh
gtg bleeding more than usual from my asshole
???
hard swallow
If a water was water to water your water or water the water of Water which water...
H2O?
indigo hare
If a water was water to water your water or water the water of Water which water...
I was very confused by your automodded, much much longer than this message, and im just as confused now
tribal quail
I was very confused by your automodded, much much longer than this message, and ...
oh yeah the older message was a accident
mellow geyser
cool, how is this relevent
this is general
tribal quail
i meant to send to another sevever
limpid lantern
this is general
fair lets kiss
tribal quail
about my water
autumn laurel
mellow geyser
im sorry, im taken
hard swallow
i meant to send to another sevever
Im glad you sent it here, It was very enlighting
tribal quail
can you make the poo water drinkable in slums to heal?
indigo hare
tribal quail
is that a yes
quick bronze
can we eat willy
hard swallow
https://tenor.com/view/absolutewater-cinemalloyd-lloyd-frontera-the-greatest-est...
Hydrogen + Oxygen -> Hydrogen Dioxide
A.K.A, Fothermucking Water
tribal quail
can we eat willy
he is dead
tribal quail
i do it in real life
hard swallow
OH LORD HAVE MERCY
quick bronze
i do it in real life
based
hard swallow
royal forge
ikr 
hard swallow
x2
Me when I drink coffee:
I said Di-Oxide
not Monoxide
not trioxide
Dioxide.
Dadgum di- for 2
Wait.... Hydrogren Monoxide
is less watery water
and Hydrogen Trioxide or more watery water
so what is Hydron Tetraoxide
fading belfry
doing too much
fading belfry
im blocking you
hard swallow
Can't SPELLLL
fading belfry
indigo hare
im blocking you
Me when and your mom haha me
quick bronze
su tart
indigo hare
doing too much
Wait I meant that for this
fading belfry
Me when and your mom haha me
@half sword games please demote this guy
indigo hare
@half sword games please demote this guy
๐ ๐ก ๐
hard swallow
Me when and your mom haha me
https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-mad-caseoh-angry-caseoh-banned-get-out-go-away-gif-8419228579553039351
indigo hare
Pinging Finland is against the rules
tribal quail
@half sword games please demote this guy
wu
dont ping finland
it contacts the country of finland
thats why he is called finland
indigo hare
Fins
hard swallow
@Russia
dull notch
Super cold outside tonight
neat tundra
mods can we hold you personally responsible for any and all issues with the game? I'm bored
indigo hare
mods can we hold you personally responsible for any and all issues with the game...
Yes
Lay it all out big guy
neat tundra
I didnt think I'd get this far, I dont know what to do next.
dull notch
Looks like I have to go out and shovel the driveway again ๐ญ
dark saffron
violet cloak
pine stirrup
gee I wonder why
real glade
baron standart has a good personality
dull notch
zoomed too close in photo mode and now his face is gone
His teeth are super clean ๐
neat tundra
healthy diet
static beacon
plush shore
What does the darker shades mean on items? Like my waystaff is yellow, and my pollaxe is orange
static beacon
What does the darker shades mean on items? Like my waystaff is yellow, and my po...
wood type?
plush shore
wood type?
Maybe? But items that dont have wood have different shades too
neat tundra
items ingame? or the items within the UI?
plush shore
if you mean how heavy they are I dont think thats it either cause barons beak is heavier than my pollaxe but its only yellow
sinful parrot
POV: You Try To Solve A Rubik's Cube
neat tundra
UI
yellow means its insured and wont disappear if you die or lose it during a fight.
orange I think is when you insure an item that you got from the abyss, they would've been red before.
tiny sparrow
GUYS I FELL DOWN IN THE ABYSS WTF IS THIS AM I IN HELL???
super abyss
neat tundra
red just means you got it from the abyss, no documented changes about the items themselves though.
static beacon
GUYS I FELL DOWN IN THE ABYSS WTF IS THIS AM I IN HELL???
bro boutta find the mooseman
plush shore
Oh maybe. I dont remember getting my pollaxe from the abyss but I couldve. I played the game for like 14 hours straight yesterday ๐
scenic shuttle
grave lichen
howโs the game feel after the update?
lofty vector
wat
atomic mistBOT
lofty vector
howโs the game feel after the update?
like the demo but just a little off
lofty vector
POV: You Try To Solve A Rubik's Cube
ai slop eww
static beacon
uneven oar
this normal?
frozen niche
why is it way less gory in this version of the game? used to be able to go full dahmer and disect the bald mfs but now it just kinda slices em up without dismembering
uneven oar
why is it way less gory in this version of the game? used to be able to go full ...
chnage your gore settings
frozen niche
i got that shit damn near max just seems like the dismembering isnt the same idk, wanted to know if anyone else felt the same
static beacon
why is it way less gory in this version of the game? used to be able to go full ...
no
craggy rose
static beacon
does this hurt the willie
yes, very much
mellow geyser
oh no
stuck pivot
This game is very fun
indigo hare
does this hurt the willie
Willie aint no bitch
mellow geyser
my bad gang
static beacon
But you're a bitch
indigo hare
But you're a bitch
I hope youโve enjoyed your time in the streets of discordia
small spoke
I hope youโve enjoyed your time in the streets of discordia
what does ts mean
Is this a threat
static beacon
what does ts mean
you're getting executed
indigo hare
what does ts mean
It means I have a fragile ego, you bruised it, and now Youre going to pay for it
untold flume
First time in the halls
small spoke
you're getting executed
amazing ๐คฉ
indigo hare
No itโs not a threat
untold flume
very cool
indigo hare
Itโs a
small spoke
Promise
indigo hare
This guy gets it
slow notch
slow notch
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-a...
๐
untold flume
it's that shrimple
indigo hare
amazing ๐คฉ
Im gonna go enter every word youโve ever used into automod so you canโt speak anymore
small spoke
The day tenor shuts down(June 30) will be a very sad day
static beacon
The day tenor shuts down(June 30) will be a very sad day
what
small spoke
Im gonna go enter every word youโve ever used into automod so you canโt speak an...
untold flume
blue arming thingymabob. Mine now
small spoke
That's why discord has started using Giphy
small spoke
That's why discord has started using Giphy
Giphy is ass btw
plucky jackal
How do you get armor off of the baron? I got his cuirass thing but I can't remove anything from him
stuck isle
blue arming thingymabob. Mine now
Arming Doublet
untold flume
just be bald
rich lark
while fully armored willies arent even laggy
stuck isle
Just how it is broski...
What do you expect?
Its a small team of developers
Working on this game
gloomy crest
stuck isle
PLUS its early access, so it isnt fully optimized nor is it finished.
small spoke
Just because it's a indie game doesn't mean it's immune to people saying this thing is not optimized
They were not being a ass about it
They were just talking about it
stuck isle
They were not being a ass about it
I know
I was just saying some people gotta understand it
wooden wadi
I would be all for the admission that a small dev team can't optimize things fully, but the fact they had a fully rendered environment and didn't use LODS or a skybox is something that bothers me
from a creators perspective, neither would've been too difficult
rich lark
yea i understand it
small spoke
I was just saying some people gotta understand it
Of course
rich lark
im just saying the hair is an issue that should be addressed
stuck isle
im just saying the hair is an issue that should be addressed
Trust me, they get all the issues handled in time.
small spoke
If you're being a ass about it you should shut up but if you're just respectfully giving feedback I don't see the problem
stuck isle
im just saying the hair is an issue that should be addressed
Be patient.
stuck isle
If you're being a ass about it you should shut up but if you're just respectfull...
I am being respectful
shut island
I miss the old main menu๐
stuck isle
When was I not?
small spoke
I am being respectful
I'm not saying you aren't
rich lark
for example give us a slider where we can have everyone bald
small spoke
i agree with that
untold flume
Got my first tabard finally. Super ugly, but gotta start somewhere
stuck isle
I enjoy it a lot
small spoke
<#1465774955009540257>
Suggest it there if it's not already a suggestion
stuck isle
<#1465774955009540257>
This ^
stuck isle
I think a couple of people have already made suggestions about it
Definitely
untold flume
I'm happy with the state of the game because I watch dequitem fights and I can replicate those โบ๏ธ
wooden wadi
I would be all for the admission that a small dev team can't optimize things ful...
More to the point, it feels at this point that the game was released in early access BECAUSE of push from fans and the optimization issues were probably known before release. Now dont get me wrong, I wasn't expecting early access to be perfect but simply put, it needed some more time in the oven.
untold flume
so I know this game is legit with it's realism
small spoke
More to the point, it feels at this point that the game was released in early ac...
i don't think anyone was expecting it to release in January though
Most people were expecting it to be released around February
stuck isle
I think a couple of people have already made suggestions about it
And on the subject of hair, there is a glitch where hair dissapears when chopping a dudes head off.
wooden wadi
Most people were expecting it to be released around February
Yes, and it seems the devs weren't either.
small spoke
And on the subject of hair, there is a glitch where hair dissapears when choppin...
Interesting
stuck isle
Yeah, lool
small spoke
How much time did play testers have to play the ea before release though
like 5 days iirc?
shut island
And on the subject of hair, there is a glitch where hair dissapears when choppin...
I somehow chopped someone's scalp off, and the hair was just hanging while swaying left and right
stuck isle
like 5 days iirc?
Probably like a week and a half
vestal eagle
How much time did play testers have to play the ea before release though
I was a playtester, we had like a whole year
stuck isle
Maybe 2
vestal eagle
Playtest was long asf
stuck isle
I was a playtester, we had like a whole year
You sure?
small spoke
I was a playtester, we had like a whole year
So true king so true
dim storm
And on the subject of hair, there is a glitch where hair dissapears when choppin...
shits so funny
vestal eagle
So true king so true
I'm lowkey not, I remember seeing people stream the game on the playtest
WAIT
Noooo
small spoke
I think he joined around 2025 though and considering the bio it might just be a new account of his
stuck isle
I think he joined around 2025 though and considering the bio it might just be a ...
Maybe
If so
Why?
Did he get previously banned?
reef iris
WHAT THE FUCK
vestal eagle
I think he joined around 2025 though and considering the bio it might just be a ...
Playtest was not that long I'm remembering, I have 60 hours in the demo
small spoke
Maybe his old acc got banned
shut island
Somehow split someone's face in two ways, that the face duplicated๐ญ
reef iris
Somehow split someone's face in two ways, that the face duplicated๐ญ
i remember that happening in the demo alot
shut island
i remember that happening in the demo alot
The official Two-face
wooden wadi
Im incredibly tempted to get the game, but in its current state its just a little bit too much to be worth it for me.
small spoke
I don't really believe ts guy was a playtester but I remember him being here in 2025
reef iris
I don't really believe ts guy was a playtester but I remember him being here in ...
who?
vestal eagle
Maybe his old acc got banned
I didn't join the server when I played the playtest, I downloaded the demo, seen there was a playtest and downloaded that, played it for a while and then the demo got updated a bunch
stuck isle
i remember that happening in the demo alot
Me too XDDD I chopped a dudes face off by only the top of his head, his eye somehow made it onto the sliced half
But was still on his actual head
shut island
Im incredibly tempted to get the game, but in its current state its just a littl...
Just wait at this point
small spoke
I didn't join the server when I played the playtest, I downloaded the demo, seen...
I don't think we're talking bout the same thing dawg
We're talking about the ea playtest
stuck isle
WHAT THE FUCK
Also, Its a mod called Beef Williengton
vestal eagle
We're talking about the ea playtest
Ohhhh, I didn't play that, I played the old playtest
small spoke
๐ญ
shut island
Im incredibly tempted to get the game, but in its current state its just a littl...
I would save your money, until the game is in a more optimized state.
Atleast.. the game isn't looking like what Cyberpunk 2077 did at launch
shut island
That was traumatizing
shut island
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/181
I'm saving this, thank you
wooden wadi
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/181
when are the modders modding in lightsabers
vestal eagle
Am I going crazy or something
small spoke
I would save your money, until the game is in a more optimized state.
Atleast.. ...
It's still a good game during this current state but id personally just wait until performance gets alot better
vestal eagle
It's still a good game during this current state but id personally just wait unt...
Was there not a playtest a while ago??
small spoke
It just depends on your PC mostly
small spoke
Was there not a playtest a while ago??
Im pretty sure there was a very long time ago yea
stuck isle
It just depends on your PC mostly
True
vestal eagle
Im pretty sure there was a very long time ago yea
Yes, I played that
shut island
It's still a good game during this current state but id personally just wait unt...
Yeah, give it a few months.. game should be stabilized
sour light
Vive La France
๐ซ๐ท
small spoke
Yes, I played that
yea but we were talking about the ea playtest so we were confused
vestal eagle
yea but we were talking about the ea playtest so we were confused
Oh ok, I'm kind of slow bro excuse me
small spoke
It's fine ๐ญ
vestal eagle
It's fine ๐ญ
shut island
Steam Workshop would go hard
vestal eagle
3lamestudio is autism
small spoke
Steam Workshop would go hard
So true
vestal eagle
he is the king of cringe
stuck isle
https://tenor.com/view/3lamestudio-gangnam-style-2d-animation-gif-17526317845883...
Bro, why does freddy look like the gummy bear, from the "Im a gummy bear" song?
shut island
https://tenor.com/view/3lamestudio-gangnam-style-2d-animation-gif-17526317845883...
This looks hella traced๐ญ
stuck isle
https://tenor.com/view/columbo-gif-20992236
His face
vestal eagle
This looks hella traced๐ญ
shut island
https://tenor.com/view/3lamestudio-gangnam-style-2d-animation-gif-17526317845883...
Character design looks so bad, It's actually unnerving
stuck isle
shut island
๐
vestal eagle
Character design looks so bad, It's actually unnerving
woeful flame
No 3lame posting
vestal eagle
No 3lame posting
Yes 3lame posting, he is my king
woeful flame
The masses canโt handle it.
shut island
Yeah, I'm avoiding that channel
dim storm
https://tenor.com/view/oneyplays-oney-ding-dong-julian-3lame-gif-830871624458036...
now this...is....EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
shut island
Can't even go on YouTube Shorts, without stumbling into brainrot
vestal eagle
now this...is....EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
shut island
๐
dim storm
https://tenor.com/view/music-party-dancing-rock-rave-gif-5594136299299823076
and you lost me
go back to oneyplays gifs
stuck isle
My leg is having a super cramp rn
small spoke
Character design looks so bad, It's actually unnerving
no bro it's peak ๐ โ๏ธ
stuck isle
๐ญ
vestal eagle
and you lost me
vestal eagle
go back to oneyplays gifs
Do u even know 3lame?
stuck isle
My left leg has been cramping for like 3 minutes now
vestal eagle
My left leg has been cramping for like 3 minutes now
You have a blood clot, you will die
lofty vector
demo glazers when the demo released:
i wasnt there when it released
dim storm
Do u even know 3lame?
yes but i only like oneplays lmao
vestal eagle
yes but i only like oneplays lmao
static beacon
i wasnt there when it released
oh so you're a tourist
small spoke
My left leg has been cramping for like 3 minutes now
Google what is the cause of it and then get a panic attack because google told you that you have 5 minutes left until you die
lofty vector
oh so you're a tourist
i have been playing for a year
static beacon
i have been playing for a year
tourist
lofty vector
just let me play the game๐ญ
stuck isle
Google what is the cause of it and then get a panic attack because google told ...
Its cause I take a medication that has a side effect of cramping
static beacon
just let me play the game๐ญ
shut island
Google what is the cause of it and then get a panic attack because google told ...
Words of advice: Do not look up diagnosis on google๐ญ ๐
static beacon
tourist
small spoke
Words of advice: Do not look up diagnosis on google๐ญ ๐
Lmao real
stuck isle
Muscle cramping
shut island
Google will tell you It's more worst than what it actually is
small spoke
Muscle cramping
They suck so much
woeful flame
Dev watching his game be gatekept
small spoke
Google will tell you It's more worst than what it actually is
99.99% of the time it's literally nothing and it tells you that you might have cancer
slow pawn
is there an actual way to play as baron after you beat it?
becuase im still just a lord in the ranks
I've got the baron weapons
but yk
shut island
99.99% of the time it's literally nothing and it tells you that you might have c...
Yeah, if I'm gonna have cancer.
Let me play GTA 6 as my final wish๐ญ
fading belfry
conjuring this guys cancer
small spoke
Yeah, if I'm gonna have cancer.
Let me play GTA 6 as my final wish๐ญ
Real
small spoke
conjuring this guys cancer
conjure it for me too
shut island
I don't care if I gotta sign a long ahh document NDA to play๐
vestal eagle
conjuring this guys cancer
I'm lowkey using my non-goyim magic to manifest this guys prostate cancer
mellow geyser
lofty vector
starting carnage and instantly seeing some shit i want
vestal eagle
<:drooling:1317665967358345286>
shut island
<:drooling:1317665967358345286>
What kind of shit is making you bricked up๐ฅ
shut island
Rip
pine hawk
What kind of shit is making you bricked up๐ฅ
chainmail
lofty vector
What kind of shit is making you bricked up๐ฅ
a gun
blissful harbor
/
vestal eagle
What kind of shit is making you bricked up๐ฅ
The long candelabra
Best weapon in the game
shut island
Real
drowsy wedge
Hi guys how to people get to play as the big strong man and throw willie around?
shut island
Guns in Half Sword when?
vestal eagle
That's how you know I'm og
pine hawk
Hi guys how to people get to play as the big strong man and throw willie around?
train your muscles
vestal eagle
Hi guys how to people get to play as the big strong man and throw willie around?
You need to submit
drowsy wedge
train your muscles
no like the very big strong man that is two willie's tall
shut island
Hi guys how to people get to play as the big strong man and throw willie around?
Workout irl, game later
You'll see Willie buff
Trust
lofty vector
Guns in Half Sword when?
mod
vestal eagle
https://tenor.com/view/ai-ai-dog-dog-dancing-pitbull-dancing-ai-dog-dancing-gif-18393031969565490821
pine hawk
no fucking way stabbing my wrist killed me
pine hawk
1 soul seeks revenge
shut island
1 soul seeks revenge
Your past-life
pine hawk
certified macemaxer
shut island
I had to deal with 17 souls
shut island
The worst enemy: Coffins
pine hawk
round 3 bitch
fuck this game
round 4 bitch
fuck da mace its longsword time
hope he didnt need that leg
shut island
hope he didnt need that leg
Nah, he's good
indigo plover
Oh goodness
tiny sparrow
games still crashing on dx 12 on my amd card oof
bronze cedar
lofty vector
what did you do to him
bronze cedar
fading belfry
bronze cedar
willie has strange anatomy
rich lantern
oops...
twilit field
willie has strange anatomy
fully modelled hl2 alyx ahh
lofty vector
fully modelled hl2 alyx ahh
not the hl2 cinematic edition
twilit field
not the hl2 cinematic edition
๐ญ
gleaming ermine
fully modelled hl2 alyx ahh
ball knowledge
lofty vector
hl2 cinematic mod killed my family
mellow geyser
oops...
how do you get you fps overlay to work in game, mine always disapears when i go in fullscreen
rich lantern
how do you get you fps overlay to work in game, mine always disapears when i go ...
windowed borderless + nvidia overlay
mellow geyser
ah, so i should be using that, thank you!
reef iris
fully modelled hl2 alyx ahh
where?!
pine hawk
waiter! waiter! more frames, please!
static beacon
you cant jump off the slums anymore
twilit field
hl2 cinematic mod killed my family
become john wick and kill the creators back
reef iris
AYO??? ๐ญ
oh you're joking about it i was wondering where
gleaming ermine
why is that video so laggy bro
reef iris
why is that video so laggy bro
ever heard of fps
still gate
The new hotfix was such a downgrade
digital pendant
tonights the night
gleaming ermine
ever heard of fps
it looks like a silent film
river root
i just beat the baron, how do i get his armor?
gleaming ermine
i just beat the baron, how do i get his armor?
grab a part of his gear and press e or q depending on which arm
fading belfry
i threw this dude in an impossible to reach spot and he wont die ๐ญ
keen plume
how do i equip leg armor its red with vines on it
river root
should have payed ur debt bruh
static beacon
i got 2k to my naME
quick bronze
willy issue
pine lagoon
yooo scp reference
pine lagoon
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0qp7RlWYAA-LuN.gif
why did he do that
quick bronze
why is willy kinda...
digital pendant
crossbow now at bottom of wagon
restive trench
it always has been
stone hazel
Nah
digital pendant
it always has been
i dont think so?
digital pendant
it has always been in the crate
but before the crate was in the wagon no?
quick bronze
ive been playing since day 1 and its always been in the crate below the wagon
reef iris
why is willy kinda...
true we are all cracking our willies
fading belfry
beating a man with a dead horse
digital pendant
ive been playing since day 1 and its always been in the crate below the wagon
hmm maybe i just didnt see it
reef iris
beating a man with a dead horse
That sounds like a saying
quick bronze
yeah its not a guaranteed spawn
fading belfry
the fact that the horse is rigged implies we will be getting horses
small spoke
beating a man with a dead horse
restive trench
i dont think so?
idk for me when i would spawn it always spawned in this place
and the box left to it had quivers
digital pendant
and the box left to it had quivers
i see
alpine wedge
crossbow now at bottom of wagon
always was, since the start
digital pendant
anyones had this weird audio in halfsword that sounds like a dog barking?
fickle furnace
anyones had this weird audio in halfsword that sounds like a dog barking?
Is it just the npcโs
digital pendant
i swear i might be going crazy but everytime i play halfsword i hear it
digital pendant
always was, since the start
oh i see
normal quarry
anyones had this weird audio in halfsword that sounds like a dog barking?
yeah I have heard dog barking while playing lol. I dont own animals
fading belfry
i understand how to become big but how do i become SMALL
i want my willy to be small, not jacked
gleaming ermine
you dont jack your willy
digital pendant
yeah I have heard dog barking while playing lol. I dont own animals
i hear some voice after it saying somehting like "calm down piyay"
knotty hill
Anyone else having trouble gaining muscle?
fading belfry
like
digital pendant
i thought my neighbours got a new dog lol
knotty hill
i'm like 3 hours on this character with not even one kg of muscle gained
gleaming ermine
you'll get there bro dont worry
fading belfry
you dont jack your willy
laaaaaaaaarp
normal quarry
i'm like 3 hours on this character with not even one kg of muscle gained
is 90kg the max? I occasionally drop down to 81 if I lose a fight, but I don't ever see mine go past 90 :c
gleaming ermine
laaaaaaaaarp
what
gleaming ermine
is 90kg the max? I occasionally drop down to 81 if I lose a fight, but I don't e...
mines 92 i think
knotty hill
is 90kg the max? I occasionally drop down to 81 if I lose a fight, but I don't e...
I'm literally not gaining no muscle whatsoever
static beacon
help
knotty hill
yesterday i played and it was quite common to gain 3-4 kg when starting with a new character
digital pendant
he might be cooked
knotty hill
but i've been grinding for like two hours and not even one kg gained
gleaming ermine
whats your weight rn
knotty hill
63kg
gleaming ermine
what rank are you at
sick folio
fresh character
use heavy weapons and all the gear u can find
knotty hill
use heavy weapons and all the gear u can find
The weird thing is that i'm not doing anything different from yesterday before the update
digital pendant
shooter born in heaven
knotty hill
same playstyle, same usage of weapons
dim storm
knotty hill
and before i was gaining weight normally
atomic mistBOT
rough holly
dim storm
dim storm
Only when I used mods
knotty hill
at the slums, yeah because it's muddy
knotty hill
it's quite funny
grand plaza
got my wig split because of it and was ready to crash out
knotty hill
well, still upset about the weight thing
Don't know if it's a update problem or client related
alpine wedge
well, still upset about the weight thing
what weight thing
knotty hill
After the update i can't gain weight or muscle
alpine wedge
your probably at maximum muscle or maybe just a bug
knotty hill
didn't tested going up the ranks though, but before i was getting 3-4 kgs at the begger level normally
now i'm stuck at the same weight no matter how much stamina drain i do or how heavy is my weapons and equipment
knotty hill
your probably at maximum muscle or maybe just a bug
I'll try resetting my progress, it could be
Don't know how though
normal quarry
Made it to Man at Arms and I cannot reliably beat flail users.
I can get like 10 hits in then 1 bonk on the head and its a wrap.
Any advice?
grand plaza
use a flail
normal quarry
use a flail
I literally just insured one haha I'm about to
untold flume
Me and a buddy have remote play working with half sword for split screen
but both of us are controlling the same guy. He's using a keyboard and mouse and I have a controller.
What do we do 
split bramble
digital pendant
theres no ways to get more boltsright?
reef iris
theres no ways to get more boltsright?
Quivers
static beacon
waxen heart
updated the gun mod for ea
"TALLY HO RAGGAMUFFIN !"
restive trench
it's coming soon
YIPPE
will it only include
the musket
or will there be the pistol luke made
lavish blade
or will there be the pistol luke made
as of right now only the arquebus
ill prolly add a pistol in the future tho
restive trench
o ok
how will it work though
will it be a load out
or can you spawn it
do you have to buy it?
waxen heart
Or how do you reload it ?
lavish blade
Or how do you reload it ?
no reload rn
it's public testing and more of a proof of concept
i plan on making it a true weapon in the future
as of right now you have to load into a custom map with the gun to use it
restive trench
oo ok
lavish blade
there are sound effects and very simple shot effects tho
sage void
c:
keen plume
i tihkn i have a glitch im in the abyss and i cut both the arms and legs off of this zombie and he still not dead
strong oar
@waxen nexus
modest scroll
Is it just me or are weapons behaving differently? It seems like I can't get a good hit with much of anything. It kinda glances off my opponent. Even if they're unarmored.
It also seems like weapons aren't as sharp.
Is it just me or was something changed with the physics?
Got me feeling like I'm punching in a dream for real XD
odd crest
Swords feel like they are either lightsabers or pool noodles for me
I dont know what it is exactly but it definitely feels different
stray sigil
can you not put on leg armor with the shirt armor stuff
odd crest
can you not put on leg armor with the shirt armor stuff
I think you can
pale current
stray sigil
I think you can
something is blocking off part of my armor
odd crest
something is blocking off part of my armor
Are you wearing those kneecap things
I forget what they're called
stray sigil
Are you wearing those kneecap things
no
when i put on the jack
it immediately takes off the cuisses
i think they're called
and i cant put them back on after that
and it'll only let me put on an doublet with the cuisses
wait
i can just put chains on the doublet
frank bane
Like sensei wu
Did you win?
odd crest
I defeated about 2 and gimmicked one other with accidental physics jank
So basically im literally sensei wu
I tried this for like 30 minutes lol
stray sigil
i think i just fought the hulk
loud heron
i think i just fought the hulk
bro i disarmed a champion yesterday and believed that i could kick his ass no armor with fists but bro that guy just beat the soul out of me
bro didnt even give me a second to get up
odd crest
i think i just fought the hulk
Elaborate
loud heron
1 kick is all it took to my head to knock me tf out
stray sigil
he wasnt even an champion
loud heron
weak ass character even though hes 130 days alive
stray sigil
i fought him 5 times in retribution
odd crest
Fuck I keep accidentally mpreg reacting people
gloomy crest
started playing tf2 recently
gloomy crest
fuck spy
stray sigil
One time, I fought an champion, with my buddies. He charged at him with an axe, one moment, Willie was cracking jokes. The next, his hand was off. You ever hear an mercenary scream with no lungs?
i really hope atleast one other person has seen that video before
modest scroll
Really wish we could choose what weapons our oponents can use. I miss fighting other Longsword users all the time.
odd crest
stray sigil
Really wish we could choose what weapons our oponents can use. I miss fighting o...
Vro, sometimes i would IMMEDIATELY surrender if I saw 2 Longswords bro.
modest scroll
Mods are asleep. Post whacky shit in general.
odd crest
Let me see what kinda bullshit is in the old camera roll
stray sigil
Fuck
stray sigil
Negative aura
edgy briar
stray sigil
Ignore the r*ddit watermark
frank bane
So many lvl 3s
stray sigil
so many levels
frank bane
People are talking in Halesword chatt
full igloo
add cars stationwagons
stray sigil
when are they gonna add nuclear bombs
frank bane
When are they adding half swords
stray sigil
When are they adding half swords
..Say that again.
frank bane
Half swords. . .
stray sigil
Half swords. . .
Guys, I got it.
odd crest
stray sigil
if i could send gifs i'd send that one gif of ishowspeed nodding his head
i can try to
waxen nexus
WHAT
stray sigil
Ohio understanding!
strong oar
???
frank bane
Fahh
waxen nexus
I can see deleted messages yk
strong oar
i didnt ping though
stray sigil
guys im broke in half sword
waxen nexus
You fucking did
strong oar
why you tryna start shit
waxen nexus
Bro
strong oar
nah dont call me bro
minor root
Have they fixed the optimization problems much yet? I'm planning on getting the game, but I want to wait until those problems are fixed before I do so.
strong oar
i'll fucking kill you bro
waxen nexus
nah dont call me bro
Don't mess with me or I'm calling my gang
waxen nexus
I'm gonna call my gang bro
odd crest
Ohio understanding!
waxen nexus
You're done for
stray sigil
Have they fixed the optimization problems much yet? I'm planning on getting the ...
ive only seen issues in the slums me personally
hybrid granite
so many pink roles
frank bane
Mods need to wake up
waxen nexus
You are done for rim
waxen nexus
I gave you a chance
strong oar
i gave you the chance to talk to me
yet you betray me
shift the blame on it
try to freaking make it my fault
frank bane
๐ฟ
waxen nexus
I'll let this one slide but I'm not going to next time @strong oar
stray sigil
when are they gonna box
frank bane
Hopefully soon
odd crest
Intense discord beef
strong oar
@waxen nexus Bro.
stray sigil
i wouldnt jus take that atleam
waxen nexus
<@1056502391618424832> Bro.
You pinged me in polytoria TOO
frank bane
Im lvl one now
strong oar
yeah
waxen nexus
HOW DARE YOU
strong oar
i hate you
atomic mistBOT
waxen nexus
i hate you
I'm calling my gang
strong oar
i'll freaking give you the freaking glenn treatment
frank bane
What does each lvl do
waxen nexus
i'll freaking give you the freaking glenn treatment
1v1 me in half sword split screen
You'll see who's boss
stray sigil
guys as soon as i tried split screen it crashed
i got the FUCKING FATAL error
that eruined so much of my
strong oar
atleam
stray sigil
last toruneys
waxen nexus
WHAT rim
strong oar
do you got a valentines
stray sigil
i think rim would win in half sword ngl
waxen nexus
do you got a valentines
No I'm single
frank bane
but if you did
Do you?
waxen nexus
I have crush tho
strong oar
I would watch in the background
lurk
watch you marry her
watch you have a family with her
when your life is at its peak
i'll strike
in your sleep i'll take every kid
your wife
stray sigil
i chagned my mind atleam would win
waxen nexus
i'll strike
I'll have 50 gang members aside me 24/7
waxen nexus
leave you with nothing
Just because I didn't make a roblox game for you?
strong oar
this is how serious this shit is
frank bane
strong oar
bro you fucking forced me to make it
waxen nexus
I work with the law
strong oar
you said you'd kill my dog
waxen nexus
you said you'd kill my dog
This is SLANDER
frank bane
you said you'd kill my dog
John wick him
stray sigil
How are you going to go from gang members, and burning houses, to roblox games?
odd crest
WOAH WHAT
stray sigil
wait what
stray sigil
ok i think rim would win
odd crest
you said you'd kill my dog
Wait I have the perfect image for this
waxen nexus
November 7th 2027 watch your Windows @strong oar
dull notch
Time for another Half Sword session!
odd crest
stray sigil
Time for another Half Sword session!
i hope you watch your mercenaries get torn apart by the champion
before he approaches you and slices you in two\
and you have to face 50 souls in the abyss
and you get to the last one
strong oar
how do i post images
strong oar
Get level 3
can i send you the image so you can post it here
dull notch
how do i post images
You need โlevel 2โ or โserver boosterโ roles
odd crest
can i send you the image so you can post it here
Ok
frank bane
You need โlevel 2โ or โserver boosterโ roles
Tyy
strong oar
now bro is silent
waxen nexus
Can you explain... THIS?
This is so fake bruh
stray sigil
thats actually crazy
strong oar
no it isnt
waxen nexus
it's fake idk this is bad reputation
stray sigil
wow ok atleam
waxen nexus
HOW DARE you fake my messages
strong oar
not fake
waxen nexus
The gang won't be happy about this
stray sigil
yo can we all riot on atleam
dull notch
yo can we all riot on atleam
stray sigil
atleam why did you threaten his dog
waxen nexus
He doesn't even HAVE A DOG
frank bane
How do you know
strong oar
i do
waxen nexus
is that implying you killed him
Uhhhhhhhh
frank bane
I think this is horrible behavior atleam
odd crest
/ban atleam
strong oar
you killed my first dog
waxen nexus
you killed my first dog
Why would I kill your dog
frank bane
Atleams a nice guy
plush shore
whats the "baron set"?
waxen nexus
cuz you evil
You're my best friend, well you were
frank bane
Trust me
stray sigil
The dog is alive
i thought he didnt have an dog
cobalt shoal
Unlucky
stray sigil
the evidence is matching up
frank bane
whats the "baron set"?
Go to #halfsword-chat-โ theres some insane lvl 100 beef happening trust
waxen nexus
i thought he didnt have an dog
I ment he doesn't have a dog
stray sigil
Unlucky
quit spoiling the game man
i dont wanna know that the blue shirt guy dies at the end
dull notch
cobalt shoal
i dont wanna know that the blue shirt guy dies at the end
Oh yeah, my bad
frank bane
i dont wanna know that the blue shirt guy dies at the end
John half sword kills everyone
odd crest
i dont wanna know that the blue shirt guy dies at the end
Willie dies
stray sigil
you are just
FUCKINFG
FUCK
dude i was
dude..
i JUST started the 54th season dude.
opal sigil
hey guys 
dull notch
hey guys <:dumbstupididiot:1464065312709283902>
Heyo!
stray sigil
hey guys <:dumbstupididiot:1464065312709283902>
Hola amigo!
waxen nexus
@strong oar I'm taking this to dingleberrybro213
strong oar
dont
frank bane
Hii
opal sigil
Hola amigo!
im crying bruh
stray sigil
is dingleberrybro213 the slums champion
odd crest
Who the fuck named Dingle berry bro ๐ญ
stray sigil
who the fuck is dingle berry bro (slowed + reverb)
frank bane
In half swording
opal sigil
who the fuck took my croissant
stray sigil
guys
opal sigil
im a little french boy im lost
stray sigil
who was your favorite mercenary
stray sigil
the one with the armor and shit
ohio understandation
odd crest
strong oar
He's tryna kill me
placid sinew
Yall boutta find out who tf dingleberrybro is
forest parrot
I'm mashing it
placid sinew
I'm mashing it
She's mashing it
dull notch
Dang, we got a ton of snow overnight โ๏ธ
frank bane
I thought brainrot was punishable by death
frank bane
Dang, we got a ton of snow overnight โ๏ธ
Lucky
forest parrot
Awful things happen to good people every day
placid sinew
frank bane
Awful things happen to good people every day
That a quote from somewhere
It rings a bell
forest parrot
I didn't know that I'm just full of evil
dull notch
Itโs still pretty early here
frank bane
Yh it's 10 am for me
dull notch
5:29AM here for me
lofty vector
Im not cultured
DINGLE BEERRRRGGG
lofty vector
5:29AM here for me
9:30 pm
dusk cargo
Did the update fixed the optimization of the game or is it still laggy ?
burnt wigeon
So whenโs the update that unshitifies the game
proven bay
lucid tide
they should add a choke out feature since you can already kinda choke opponents
gleaming ermine
b uddy what
unreal bay
I can also ban u
lucid tide
spelled my msg wrong
gleaming ermine
babyspice getting a bf isnt that hard
warm pebble
gleaming ermine
๐ญ
wanton portal
I can also ban u
unreal bay
twilit field
i love half sword sm