general-catfish-🐱🐟

[astral jungle]

And this is the general chat

[stable wren]

We have laws that make sure the idea of breathing on someone is punishable by a possible taser and a ass whopping only warranted by the Florida Police, which either are all descendants from doom guy because they are in constant anger or simply hate everyone who lives here

[astral jungle]

There’s a half sword chat one tier down if you wanna chat about it only

[gloomy crest]

I have heard a lot about the gen pop in Florida

Not much of it is good lol

[gloomy urchin]

ok wtv you do you

[astral jungle]

Then you can enforce the laws of discord all you want there

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-anime-gif-25275767

[stable wren]

Florida police scare me

[astral jungle]

New York police are thugs

[gloomy crest]

Their jaws could cut steel

[subtle storm]

you should scare them.

[astral jungle]

New York police only chopping up cheese and bread with they chompers

And a drug deal

[gloomy crest]

It is a big cultural difference I think, like, even growing up in Northern Ireland I was never really scared of police. A lot of distrust and resentment but I never for one moment thought they would treat me unfairly or illegally

But thats the 90s, very different story just a decade prior

[stable wren]

There a FHP tackle montage on youtube

The Brevard sheriff department post pictures of juveniles and list their charges off as a public shaming

There a official police station that post montage videos on twitter of them arresting criminals, they make sure to insult them whenever they can too

[astral jungle]

Police in America are definitely misunderstood but there’s definitely a ton of bad eggs in general so odds are you’re gonna run into some crazy OD ah police officers

[gloomy crest]

I think the issue is moreso the protections that "bad eggs" are afforded

[astral jungle]

Bingo

[stable wren]

Florida police so extreme, surely CLIPPING CRIMINALS LIKE IT'S FUCKING CALL OF DUTY must be illega- It's not in Florida

They can do that

And they are allowed to

[astral jungle]

Stand your ground - you have a 100 foot circle that defines where your ground is

[naive marten]

search up florida man + your birth month and day

[astral jungle]

And it follows you

10x the size for police officers

[gloomy crest]

People always meme on Texas but from my limited knowledge I think Florida is absolutely the most decroded state

[astral jungle]

Florida is horrible but Portland Oregon is highly under the radar

[gloomy crest]

I've heard a bit lol but I really don't know anything about Portland

[astral jungle]

Florida is like one of those states like California where it’s either full of crazy idiots in douchebags where you are or a old ass retirement facility where everyone drives 10 under

Probably

[stable wren]

2nd most patriotic state in the us btw

[astral jungle]

Well patriotism has evolved in many ways

[gloomy crest]

That's pretty funny considering it looks like its leaking away from the continent

[astral jungle]

Florida gonna be a island soon enough

[stable wren]

Anyways, let me go over the funniest crime here in the great state of Florida

[stable wren]

Let's say, i touched your shoulder

No consent

[gloomy crest]

Oh my

[astral jungle]

That’s assault

[stable wren]

And you called the cops

[gloomy crest]

😊

[stable wren]

You told the cops I committed a battery

I didn't hurt you

I touched your shoulder gently

[astral jungle]

You’d probably be locked up until further notice and likely charged if there’s witnesses

[stable wren]

Will I

A: Be arrested

Or

B: Be charged and arrested

Pick

[astral jungle]

But that would require a mega pussy boy

To happen

[gloomy crest]

Well I'd say A

[astral jungle]

Up in the air depending on how many mega pussy boys are involved

No solution

[stable wren]

Nope

B!

In Florida

Touching someone is a battery!

[astral jungle]

Did bro get charged with a felony for getting someone’s attention

[stable wren]

1 year in jail and a fine

[gloomy crest]

I kinda had a similar thing as a teen, huge drunken brawl and I was on the sidelines, I got arrested along with 20 others and I spent 4 hours in the tank until they let most of us go since they spent that time reviewing CCTV and eyewitness statements

[astral jungle]

Don’t tell me this happened to you bruh

[stable wren]

Oh no, never

But

If you do it again

[astral jungle]

Me?

[stable wren]

It's a repeated offense

Now it's 5 years

[gloomy crest]

This might be a dumb question but they need evidence right?

[stable wren]

Just keep your hands to yourself in Florida, simple

[astral jungle]

Yeah you better watch who you’re trying to politely ask something

[stable wren]

Yes

[gloomy crest]

Even if the evidence is just you touching somebody's shoulder

[stable wren]

Yes

Recently

[gloomy crest]

Ok well thats better than I thought

[astral jungle]

You better watch who’s shoulder you’re touching in public in order to not shout at them

[stable wren]

A tourist entered Florida via a plane, tapped a woman on the shoulder to get her attention

[gloomy crest]

Floridian police would lose their mind in Ireland, everybody is touching everybody when they talk

[astral jungle]

I’ll move down to Florida and look confused as shit and pretend someone did a wushi finger technique on me if they try to help

[stable wren]

And he got arrested and charged

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ati-gang-gif-27291736

[gloomy crest]

Poor guy

Are the courts equally insane?

[astral jungle]

Yes

This is not a Florida only thing

Court shouldn’t even take place for half of the joke ass things they make the time for

[gloomy crest]

Well from what I know of US courts it does seem very individualistic based on the judge (barring a Jury court)

[astral jungle]

Some of these mfs need to be test running the Chat Gpt Trial process

[gloomy crest]

I assume simple battery wouldn't have a jury

[astral jungle]

It could

I had jury duty but some things are able to be appealed for a trial by jury

[gloomy crest]

I see

[stable wren]

Yes

https://youtu.be/UnhGBGVT614?si=ilXYYXLzjvBJU-8w

FHP is like the fucking dark souls boss of police agencies

[gloomy crest]

I got called for jury duty once but I just said I'd be biased lol

[astral jungle]

I’m unsure the exact qualifications for jury trial

[gloomy urchin]

can lona sound like a male name

[astral jungle]

I got called for jury duty and one of the officers knew me by name because he went to the bakery my girl works at and he called my name

I nearly shid myself

[gloomy crest]

lol

[astral jungle]

He just said hi

I’m like what this dood 40 mins away from my girls job know bout me

[stable wren]

Florida judges are either fucking brutal

Or don't care

[stable wren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DyEbIOWM5I4?si=pdatFhFDYSRQ7gEQ Florida judge btw

[astral jungle]

Lmfao

I seen something like this I believe

It says if you are to re in carnate you will be held for another 10 consecutive life sentences

[gloomy crest]

It's so easy to say on the sidelines but I can imagine a world where the legal and policing system in Florida get a bit better, reworked some, more kinder and understanding and it would have runoff effects throughout society to induce some better level of humanity overall

[stable wren]

Yes lmfao

Florida judges are brutal af

[astral jungle]

That shits hilarious

Lmfao

[gloomy crest]

One of the videos of all time

[astral jungle]

Said we will extradite you to our planet my boy

Just so you can spend another lifetime in the state pen

[astral jungle]

What’s this bloons tower defense ah music

[stable wren]

Florida law is strict, brutal and kind of unfair because it sort of needs to be

[astral jungle]

I loved bloons td

But

[stable wren]

80-90s Florida is too blame

[astral jungle]

Good thing it’s the next century

We got a whole nother 80-90s to ruin for the next one!

[stable wren]

Bro is born and there 5 Sheriffs ready to cuff him

He gonna be like megamind

Grew up in state pen

[astral jungle]

Bros first sight on glorpeon-89B is gonna be a Florida state patrol unit

https://tenor.com/view/body-cam-off-gif-8501022082645951308

[gloomy crest]

Well, like, I grew up in a country that was in a war for decades prior. The major policing service was the RUC which were brutal, lawless horrible people. They reformed into PSNI in the late 90s, early 00s and became a respected, kind police force even in that extremely volatile place

There's always a way through

[astral jungle]

Technically the USA is always in some war

[stable wren]

The worst thing you can do here is riot tbh

Never, NEVER riot in Florida

[gloomy crest]

Damn there goes my summer plans

[stable wren]

There is felonies for rioting

[astral jungle]

Yeah I like all these mfs who are pretending like if we all band together we can overthrow the government and overcome our differences

Mfs the deadline for that was 30 years ago!

[gloomy crest]

I imagine the definition of "rioting" is extremely broad too lol

[stable wren]

Violent riots

Throwing stuff, stealing, and shit

[astral jungle]

How’d that pallet of perfect bricks get there

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[gloomy crest]

Well a violent riot is a dangerous thing, your actions could easily lead to deathly harm

[astral jungle]

Peaceful protesters when they see a forklift pallet of bricks

[stable wren]

Is getting your ass man handled by the ex-marine now Florida state policeman who built like a space marine

[gloomy crest]

I'm saying this as a once participant in a riot like that

[astral jungle]

It’s easy to be ignorant today

That’s why things like this happen

[stable wren]

Brevard sheriff made a ton of threats towards unlawful rioters, harm a civilian or officer, and you'll be shot

No one has rioted in Brevard

[gloomy crest]

I think poisoned knowledge is the bigger issue these days. Ignorance is generally ... a whatever point

[astral jungle]

Well I view ignorance as very very disrespectful especially when going about doing so Much as rioting

[gloomy crest]

I'm definitely ignorant on this country's politics these days and I've never been happier and more peaceful

[astral jungle]

Especially when all the information you need to understand is at your fingertips

[gloomy crest]

Ye I guess so

[astral jungle]

I don’t closely monitor and follow these things because the groups of people that incessantly represent the political parts of things are very weird typically

[stable wren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KYcU_02eHHA?si=FHVyC876LeB2ltyj

[gloomy crest]

I got my Masters in International Relations and after graduating I immediately forsook ever engaging in or working in this field lol

[astral jungle]

Isn’t Florida where that Kyle whitterman dude was from

[agile helm]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-hector-dragon-hunters-dragon-hunters-suspicious-gif-26736415

[gloomy crest]

"We will kill you graveyard dead" is insane

[astral jungle]

Yeah unfortunately as you get older you realize you want to deal with as little people as possible

[gloomy crest]

Yeahhh

It was my dream to work at the UN but nah, definitely not

[astral jungle]

As adaptable as humans are as a species, we suck at differentiating between opinions and fact

[agile helm]

yeah i’d love to get paid to do absolutely nothing too

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[gloomy crest]

What were we just saying about ignorance?

[agile helm]

nothing that applies to me

[astral jungle]

I don’t member

[gloomy crest]

Cute

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-i-member-randy-marsh-south-park-s20e1-member-berries-gif-20603949

[gloomy crest]

But I spent a week there shadowing and it is intense

[stable wren]

"Spit on us, and you'll be going to the hospital then jail."

[astral jungle]

I bet the stuff that goes into the behind the scenes things is very stressful

Very cool that you shadowed a position like that

[gloomy crest]

Imagine almost any work discipline, every one of those occurs within that network

[stable wren]

Oh yeah i want you to know people were super mad at the sheriff for saying this when it first came out

[gloomy crest]

For a lot of it it essentially has to only occur within those walls with major security procedures so little can be outsourced

[astral jungle]

I imagine you have to take everything with a lot of caution and be very sure about anything you speak about

[gloomy crest]

Well it completely depends on your discipline

I was on the ambassadorial side of things

[astral jungle]

In what sense your ability to maintain composure and confident communication

[gloomy crest]

But they have like just code monkeys in there too, they have major opsec positions, they have cooks, they have janitors, they have language teachers

[astral jungle]

I’d imagine the people you deal with there could get you to quit just by visually sniffing out that you don’t have what it takes

[gloomy crest]

I pretty much just saw a narrow slice

[stable wren]

My favorite Florida sheriff insult, is when a man shot and killed a sheriff and his k9, the swat team rolled in

Mad, enraged, the Florida Sheriffs demand a blood sacrifice to avenge their puppy and fallen brother.

Upon the swat team finding the cop killer, the entire swat team mag dumped him. 6 or smthing swat officers btw

When interviewed, the deputy said "We would've shot him more but we ran out of ammo."

[agile helm]

seent

[astral jungle]

Very respectable that you understood and stepped back because you didn’t think you were ready or that was something you’d put your life’s work into

[gloomy crest]

I don't think its like that, its not like Wall Street lol. If you get through the door then you're qualified already

Ye well I'm just a chef now but I love it lol

[astral jungle]

That’s a very very large responsibility in the form of a career a lot of people don’t understand

I love cooking for other people

I hate asking my wife what she wants to eat tho

[stable wren]

"Evil can never be dead enough" - Brevard sheriff

So tough

[gloomy crest]

"sushi"

[astral jungle]

I mean if you spit on me and don’t run away immediately

Whatever happens to you next is completely irrelevant in my moral compass

[stable wren]

Those quotes were from a different event

[gloomy crest]

Spitting on someone in my mind is a complete invitation to violence

[stable wren]

I can't show it, it's violent

But a sheriff mag dumped a violent suspect

[astral jungle]

Well regardless, violent protest is very illegal and even more so than solo crime

[gloomy crest]

I would rather be punched in the face than be spit on, that shit is a very real biohazard

[astral jungle]

Ong

[stable wren]

And the sheriff defended him by a saying evil can never be dead enough

[gloomy crest]

Lots of oral infections

[astral jungle]

I mean if you lead a life that ended up with you unconscious after inciting violence at a “peaceful demonstration “

[gloomy crest]

[astral jungle]

I’m fairly certain that it’s common sense that you will be shot if you are unable to be contained immediately especially in Florida

[stable wren]

@gloomy crest @astral jungle this case is what made everyone respect Florida cops btw

[astral jungle]

I seen that

[gloomy crest]

I 100% understand violence as a tool of the people, especially when its the only language which is understood. My thesis focused heavily on this point and also terrorism broadly

Though it was mainly focused on Turkey

[astral jungle]

Some dude in Pittsburgh killed a cop and his k9 and there was definitely a lot of civil unrest for a while

There was a motorcade a few miles long

Was crazy to see the shit firsthand

[gloomy crest]

Why did he do it?

[astral jungle]

Then some dude got killed in a ptsd episode right across the bridge from me

[gloomy crest]

If thats even known

[plain scroll]

Please change the topic

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[stable wren]

Florida sheriff department, and Florida highway Patrol are the scariest mfs. I was going to join the FHP originally

You can talk about police!!

Just not violence

[astral jungle]

I’m scared 😱

[stable wren]

This'll get you in trouble doe

[agile helm]

probably not

depends who’s lurking

[astral jungle]

I’m going to have to turn my phone off for the next 24 hours to recover from this mentally draining and damaging conversation

Bye bye

[stable wren]

Ciao

[agile helm]

hey buddy guess what

[wanton portal]

hey...

thats not english

ban

[stable wren]

Hey...

Don't look under your bed tonight...

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[raven ore]

:2955_ablobsmilehappy:

[restive trench]

:warning~1:

[raven ore]

i always wonder if the excuse of "good grades" validates me skipping school

[astral jungle]

#rules

[green elk]

Guys

What are those things that the middle ranks wear on their arms

[indigo hare]

Thank you friend

[green elk]

The armor that doesn’t fully cover their arms

[astral jungle]

Indeed grey faced man

[green elk]

Like what these guys have on their arms

[astral jungle]

It’s for deflecting arm blows

[green elk]

Yeah but what is it CALLED

[astral jungle]

Like if a sword hits hit

Arm deflector sword defender thing

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[hoary oxide]

Jack chains I think

[astral jungle]

It’s called the thing that prevents my arms from falling off from a glancing blow

[indigo hare]

Indeed

[green elk]

Thank you vro

[astral jungle]

Jack chains is much less cool than my name

I’m gonna make my own half sword but the weapons and armor types have all the wrong names in game

Who’s with me

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-gif-21867376

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/mop-sponge-bob-talent-show-discord-gif-22147384

[stable wren]

i am creating camos rn

[pale meteor]

Well... Moar snow

Dammit

[green elk]

I wanna see some over here vro

[pale meteor]

I don't understand anything you said

[astral jungle]

Anyone else with a iPhone 14 or earlier generation experiencing warm phone and battery life drastically worse almost out of nowhere

[green elk]

SEE SOME SNOW DAWG

ITS JANUARY

[pale meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-serious-excuse-me-reading-gif-13121148

[green elk]

WE HAVENT GOT THE TINIEST BIT OF SNOW

[wanton portal]

Alaska

[green elk]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-loading-fnaf-2-benzo-gif-14931889394526353422

No

Missouri

[pale meteor]

Wondering if I shouls refry some spaggehetti right now

If you look at my pfp it's me so, Looking at the clothes you could guess where I'm from

Touque, Plaid, Jeans

[wanton portal]

fried spaghetti huh

[pale meteor]

Refried

Heatin via pan

[wanton portal]

oh you're from up north eh

a moose loose aboot

[pale meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-5-gta-trevor-rampage-gta-gta-v-we-don't-even-say-it-like-that-gif-1314756340415216619

[stable wren]

i love how genius this line is lmfao

he tries to tell them he not even really canadian

then outright admits he is

[pale meteor]

@wanton portal I'd love to give a shawinigan handshake to you right about now

[stable wren]

rate the drip

[pale meteor]

I'm not even sure what that game is lol

[exotic kite]

is there a mod

[pale meteor]

@exotic kite there are plenty mods

[stable wren]

ngl this one is pretty clean

[exotic kite]

no i mean a moderator

[pale meteor]

Many of which are on the nexus

https://klipy.com/gifs/table-mess-lmao

[exotic kite]

bc someone is advertising some gambling app in photography

[exotic kite]

.

[pale meteor]

What game is that?

[stable wren]

Rising storm vietnam 2

[pale meteor]

I've played enough arma 3 & vietnam on reforger to know those outfits lol

[faint dragon]

Drip goes crazy

[stable wren]

My NLF looks like his name is Macho or smthing

[hoary oxide]

Typical day in łódź

[kindred marlin]

When the game comes out, is there going to be added a Denuvo-like

?

[pale meteor]

@stable wren drip check

Arrrrr

[signal pivot]

i made a joke based on a fix not being implented in some sort of "game" and i got muted for 7 days

🥀

[pale meteor]

I would like a complement on my bridge

[signal pivot]

i remember a couple years ago being hyped for hytale but i've lowk forgotten what it is

what is hytale about

[pale meteor]

@signal pivot I've no idea

but I've a nice garden

[signal pivot]

lowk

kinda looks like minecraft with shaders

[pale meteor]

apparently it's more like? terraria

never played so I wouldn't know

[signal pivot]

3d terraria 🥀

[pale meteor]

it's more fun than minecraft

[astral jungle]

It looks like Minecraft when I was 8 years old and couldn’t afford mcpe and downloaded survival craft

Because it had bears and other various animals

[frigid inlet]

Vintage Story is where I'm at

Makes me shit myself when it's dark and wintery in game

[astral jungle]

Is that a old porn shop

[frigid inlet]

No, it's minecraft but more hardcore basically

and scarier to say the least

[astral jungle]

Scary Minecraft?

[frigid inlet]

No one knows fear till they are 20,000 blocks away from spawn running away from a bear while dying from hypothermia in a pitch black forest

[astral jungle]

Mfw when I take my wife to live in a camp during bear mating season and I see a bear charging at me after eating her cub

This is a real story but I doubt Willie was there

[supple glen]

why does my game crash everytime a chestplate drops

[wintry ingot]

@umbral bough what do we say about london jokes

[umbral bough]

they are no good

[hoary oxide]

Am i going to be murdered for that joke

[umbral bough]

depends on if you go back and edit or delete it within the next 30s

[hoary oxide]

Now only 5 people will get the joke but ok

[umbral bough]

it's either that or get struck down

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[gloomy crest]

Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

[wintry ingot]

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[gloomy crest]

you got a loisence 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[stable wren]

I will replace the grey soon, wip camo

[signal pivot]

i fell on my ass earlier today and it still hurts

[stable wren]

Badass

[lofty kindle]

Did you manage to avoid hitting your tailbone? Those bruises hurt for weeks.

[signal pivot]

luckily

i actually fell on like, my right cheek

so all my body weight slammed into it

[lofty kindle]

Ice?

[signal pivot]

WHERE? IM NOT AN AMERICAN

FUCK

WHERE

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-unamused-whatever-oh-well-so-what-gif-10171209

[tawny gale]

Camo to die in a Galwan Valley border clash

[signal pivot]

ill be fine though

[signal pivot]

"never gonna be lvl 3" is level 3

[tawny gale]

Shhh

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-eyeballs-cat-eye-emoji-eye-emoji-cat-looking-gif-9406810929029867845

[restive trench]

randomly like a month or two ago my ass started hurting everytime i would sit down/stand up or sneeze

[stable wren]

It got ranked 3rd on a test

[tawny gale]

I think it’s fire

[tawny gale]

He has the evil tailbone disease

[restive trench]

😔

it doesnt hurt now though

thankfully

[signal pivot]

not for long.

[restive trench]

actually

it kinda does

hurt

[tawny gale]

Interesting…

[signal pivot]

told you.

[stable wren]

I am going to make more soon

[lavish blade]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTStb9Goqm5ar3lf?invite=cr-MSxXem8sNDI2NzUzNTE4

[tawny gale]

Huzzah

[restive trench]

halfsword when quite since this dropped !! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/rustler-grand-theft-horse-21a7ca

[stable wren]

i did make emr but just darker

[gloomy crest]

"when quite "

[tawny gale]

Finally actually a good medieval game

[restive trench]

i shall not fix it

[gloomy crest]

No please don't

I guess I'm just curious

What the hell happened

[restive trench]

i have no idea

[gloomy crest]

lmao

[restive trench]

quite and quiet i can get, but how tf did i write when instead of went

[gloomy crest]

It's dream logic I guess

That's how I'd say that if I were dreaming

[dusky hazel]

lp bite of doom

[tawny gale]

“He hith me supew hawd”

[stable wren]

darker EMR, don't mind le small image

[tawny gale]

Camo to die in an Oblast

[stable wren]

placed 4th

not as good

[tawny gale]

I like the desert camo better tbh

[stable wren]

funny thing is

Its just granite B color changed

[gloomy crest]

night desert camo is the most insane shit

[stable wren]

Idk what to name the camo doe

[tawny gale]

I have an idea

Camy McCamoface

[gloomy crest]

Underbrush

[stable wren]

banned

[tawny gale]

You’re right underbrush is a stupid name

No jk jk

Erm

[gloomy crest]

Never been so upset

[stable wren]

maybe

[tawny gale]

Hm

[stable wren]

its for an Korean inspired faction so

its getting drawn soon on a character

thats hype

[gloomy crest]

Topsoil

lol

I'm just trying to think of camo names not already taken and standardised which is kinda difficult

[tawny gale]

This looks more alpine than anything so my suggestion is Agosan Type X (depending on how many versions you’ve made)

[gloomy crest]

I wouldn't say alpine for that, it looks more like dry flatland

Well

[tawny gale]

Or just Sub-Alpine, since that’s the environment in Korea that I think matches closer to that camo

[gloomy crest]

Actually I'm not sure

[tawny gale]

I mean there’s not a lot of arid places in Korea

[gloomy crest]

Yeah I kinda ignored the Korea aspect lol

[tawny gale]

Yeah I think it’s better suited for Korea’s coniferous forests

Korea is mostly forest

[gloomy crest]

Tis indeed

[astral jungle]

I have a good name for this camo, bogged

[gloomy crest]

But with that detail you have to consider ifs its a homeland force

Most times homeland base forces will just be in regs

[astral jungle]

What build do you guys think was the most broken back in the day for real medieval combat

[tawny gale]

Mhm that’s my process, I’m thinking more so if it’s a peace time force so its a homeland application

[astral jungle]

Tall and lanky or big as shit and bulky like a Viking with custom armor

[gloomy crest]

I don't really know a damn thing about SK so I'm kinda out already lol

[tawny gale]

Me neither lol I just looked up environments in Korea to apply what’d be best for the camo

[gloomy crest]

90% of my camo knowledge comes from BF4 too

Which tbf has a massive range of them all (I believe) with their real names

Flecktarn is the coolest damn name for anything

[wintry ingot]

doggo

[neon dome]

Pibble...

[dusky hazel]

he called me ragamuffin

[astral jungle]

bro turned into mark from invincible

[signal pivot]

and so you began to fly

[astral jungle]

naturally

[dusky hazel]

from the power of hatred

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brain-explode-fi-fidonia

[glacial grove]

Hi

[dusky hazel]

i skinned bro

[lofty kindle]

Unrelated silence.

[restive trench]

nah, this game has horses, halfsword probably wont, very related silence

[naive marten]

why is the rapier not actually a rapier

[umbral bough]

because rapiers weren't around

[dusky hazel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-oQuNR74Y

[weary tinsel]

yooooo

announcement

lets goooo

[lofty kindle]

No ping not poking the nest until release. Please check out the #announcements message

[weary tinsel]

why is everything so quiet

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[weary tinsel]

im ecited

(my key dont work

[plain scroll]

Form filling

[weary tinsel]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-kuLaBbQAEKxZF.gif

[astral jungle]

Can one apply for early access to the early access

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933894796043501579/992834644112330752/image0-3.gif

[dusky hazel]

what exactly do you mean by ram btw

[lofty kindle]

The calm before the storm.

[weary tinsel]

yaeh

[lofty kindle]

RAM is your available memory.

[weary tinsel]

I really want to break stuff

get some playtesting in

[dusky hazel]

o

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/мужик_в_латах-доспехи-бьютмечом-береста-gif-24536610

[normal rose]

So e.g 16 GB?

[lofty kindle]

Correct.

[restive trench]

i have low specs, should i try applying

[stable wren]

Technically, they were

[normal rose]

Awesome - Survey answered! 🥳

[umbral bough]

like proto rapiers and sidesword types

[stable wren]

Early rapiers mostly, they did exist but the popular version we know it for wasn't till 16th century

[restive trench]

eh ill apply, who knows maybe they want to see if the minimum specs could be lowerd

[lofty kindle]

Everyone should apply!

We need to target different builds then we have on hand already so the more diverse specifications the better.

[restive trench]

okay

[umbral bough]

sorry bro 32gb minimum 64gb recommended

vram requirement 16gb

[tepid blade]

lol

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dedicated-ram

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-gif-3239499918304579127

[astral jungle]

mfw i just upgraded to 32 to future proof my shit for 70$ last year

[restive trench]

he has ram, get him !!

[astral jungle]

storage

[umbral bough]

32gb is not future proof it is simply standard lol

[astral jungle]

i meant storage

[restive trench]

oh damn

32gb of storage thats not enough for cod

[umbral bough]

storage is cap that's genuinely unusable outside of sd card purposes

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[restive trench]

lmfao

[umbral bough]

on EVERYONE soul i'm taking a week off and playing gta 6 at launch with my ps5 pro

[astral jungle]

gta 6 will be played start to finish

[umbral bough]

then going for a second run on pc if it's good enough

[astral jungle]

regardless of whether or not the beginning or first half is butt

[lofty kindle]

I will be retired, no need to take time off.

[astral jungle]

or if all of it

i rescind my statement

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/oye-cat-enough-stop-petting-gif-8639785326678511628

[astral jungle]

if its bad i will cry and weep

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[astral jungle]

while looking at the title card

[umbral bough]

this is true

use your pension to buy game

[normal rose]

Imagine not having 1 TB of RAM lmao, you really are clueless 😎

[astral jungle]

i seen a funny ass video of a dude taking ram out of a server motherboard at a school and the audio was swapped to the gta heist sound effects

thats a real thing theyre gonna need enhanced security for

[stable wren]

Clueless will take ur job!

Dont do it!

[restive trench]

hey man i got this new build it has 100 KILO bytes of ram, the person who sold it to me said 100000 bytes, thats a lotta bytes if you ask me !

[lofty kindle]

He wishes, he is already on a list.

[astral jungle]

do you guys think the first ram heist will happen soon or within the next few years

[stable wren]

list?!

[restive trench]

probably this year

[normal rose]

Holy shit, that's enough bites to satiate me for a year 🤯

[astral jungle]

wait until the world finds out 80 mbps is 10 mgbps

so if you have 800 mbps download speed you get 100 mgbps

[lofty kindle]

AI bubble is gonna pop first.

[stable wren]

tru

i think AI death is imminent but the research of ai will never end

it takes too much money to run ai

[astral jungle]

i think theres gonna have to be some severe limitations on the energy price changes for consumers vs companies but thats never gonna happen

[restive trench]

once i hopped on steam and my download speed was like 20 something mbps i was so happy but then i realized its mbps, i switched to MB/s and found out i only had 3 MB/s

[normal rose]

@lofty kindle When will you receive an email if you are selected for the closed testing?

[glacial grove]

What you talking about?

[astral jungle]

unfortunately the companies in control of what it shows you havent gathered that no one really knows why their download isnt going at supersonic speeds

[lofty kindle]

Let's see how many countries switch to nuclear after this years ||Davos meeting||.
-# Redacted to avoid the potential political spinoff conversations.

[quartz basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1439808689296113675/No_anonces_yet.gif

[astral jungle]

i hope nuclear comes back full swing

[quartz basalt]

I had a dream half sword EA was out

[restive trench]

definitely not my country

[astral jungle]

honestly really upsetting that all of that shit fell apart right before i was an adult fr

[lofty kindle]

Within the next 48hrs. Hopefully. There's over 60 respondents currently I will being through them here shortly.

[restive trench]

i live in egypt here we only see the past and build bridges

[astral jungle]

is this something that you have to be a active community participant to have the ability to apply for? or are there specific requirements to meet other than this

[umbral bough]

you have to be good at the game 😂

[normal rose]

What exactly are you looking for? Just a diverse arrays of specs?

[lofty kindle]

This is how it feels to enter adulthood for everyone. The future is always more promising before you enter the reality of 'adulthood'. The goal is to not let it get you down but to become the force of change you wnated to see. 😉

[drowsy finch]

You excited for the snow storm !?

[astral jungle]

what defines good at half sword

[umbral bough]

those who dont have at least gigabit speeds

[astral jungle]

i beat the ultimate challenge 😄

i havent done the abyss yet

i started playing like a week ago tho

[glacial grove]

(Me with 900)

[astral jungle]

i have followed the game for a while though

[restive trench]

im a poor boy from a poor family 😔

[astral jungle]

hes just a poor boy, from a poor family.

[umbral bough]

1gbp up and 1gbp down rn

[lofty kindle]

Göbekli Tepe is starting to have the same effect on Turkey sadly.

[glacial grove]

Is there closed halfsword testing?

[drowsy finch]

Buy more money

[umbral bough]

#announcements

[lofty kindle]

I cannot publicly specify, we need honest results. We are targeting very specific builds.

[lofty kindle]

No requirements simply apply. If you have a build we are isolating for you will be selected.

[astral jungle]

good to know

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-story-winter-midwest-midwest-winter-scarf-gif-7367134

yeah

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[drowsy finch]

Hell yeagh !!! :D

[glacial grove]

Filled out

[astral jungle]

i may fit a niche category with my specs, ill submit one

[drowsy finch]

FACK i gotta google my specs </3

[tepid blade]

trying to target lower end builds to know how well they'll run i assume?

[covert notch]

does anyone know how to get rid of companions in fallout 4

[restive trench]

FACK? like eminem?

[glacial grove]

is i 7700xt and i 5 12600k enough?

[drowsy finch]

I hate having a life and not being at home 48/14

[drowsy finch]

His WORST song 😭

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrute-perhaps-gif-25872304

[astral jungle]

not necessarily niche but more of a typical day to day user kind of build

[restive trench]

its bad, i never made it past the intro, but i love it

[lofty kindle]

Bullets to the face usually worked for me.

[restive trench]

cant you talk to them and tell them to stay?

[visual agate]

hi

[covert notch]

they always find a way back to me

[restive trench]

oh damn

[covert notch]

Im trying to sneak around and not get ganked by 15 bloodbugs and this dumbass dog grabs the attention of all of them and then runs straight at me

[astral jungle]

i dont wanna get into a larger political discussion -->insert larger political discussion

[restive trench]

there gotta be a dialogue option though idk where or how to get it

[umbral bough]

nope

[drowsy finch]

If you damage your reputation with them enough they’ll refuse to be your followers, which makes them lose essential status, that way you can kill them

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitty-politics-gif-7416500467763573961

[covert notch]

its a dog

[umbral bough]

this is the exact larger political discussion youre supposedly trying to avoid

[astral jungle]

wait i should know what this means before i say it

[covert notch]

the dog you find at the beginning gas station area thingy

[astral jungle]

raggamuffin!

[normal rose]

That's fair, I'll delete it

[covert notch]

I dont want it

I hope the dog dies

[umbral bough]

already ahead of you

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[umbral bough]

making sure things dont devolve

[covert notch]

except everytime it dies it just starts screaming its lungs out at me to go and stimpak it so it heals back up

[astral jungle]

we're at a nice altitude of devolution i believe

[drowsy finch]

Oh, to slime out dogmeat you gotta kill him with console commands

[covert notch]

what command does it

[drowsy finch]

But make sure you already found kellog by that point or else you’re softlocked

[restive trench]

im 1000% sure you can make him stop following you but i dont remember

[covert notch]

I havent found kellog yet

[lofty kindle]

Legit the one of the few NPC'S that can only be killed this way.

[wind geode]

I wish preston was killable

[covert notch]

there is an option to make him stay in place, but as I said everytime I enter or leave a building or fast travel or anything else that causes the game to go into a loading screen, it just tps back to me

[astral jungle]

ive just been listening to willie eating the front end of a pike and drowning in the blood on yt shorts for 30 mins

[normal rose]

Into something even more political, has anyone played canto IX of Limbus Company?!

[drowsy finch]

I wish it was New Vegas rules where you can just kill everyone no matter what

[drowsy finch]

You can absolutely kill preston

[wind geode]

what

[lofty kindle]

Scientist right or that annoying journalist? I have not played since release tbh.

[drowsy finch]

Thats half of the appeal of Nuka World

[unkempt zodiac]

we love gregor

[restive trench]

okay so google says you gotta talk to him then dismiss him

[signal halo]

I hope to participate in the closed beta if I do I'll give it the let's game it out treatment and try to break it in every conceivable way

[drowsy finch]

Damage your reputation with him long enough and he’ll refuse to follow you, resulting in his essential status to go bye bye

[neat tundra]

Just install too many conflicting or old outdated mods and make the game refuse to launch or start a new game at all.
You've now klled virtually every npc in fallout 4 without firing a single bullet.

[covert notch]

when I talk to him it just lets me command him to do a few things

like go to a place or stay where he is or follow me

[wind geode]

minutemen leader

[signal halo]

Just corrupt your save file it'll do the same thing

[restive trench]

you're probably really early in the game, and have to progress a little bit

[signal halo]

It will kill every NPC just as good

[drowsy finch]

Piper pissed me OFF

She was just really annoying

[signal halo]

Piper is plenty alright

[normal rose]

Ryoshu's Canto
Looks inside
Gregor and Sinclair glowup

[signal halo]

Now the railroad sucks

[lofty kindle]

Oh god yeah, that entire questline was not fun in my opinion. Felt very rushed with no depth.

[drowsy finch]

I just don’t wanna yap to the news about my personal biz </3

[drowsy finch]

The most underbaked fellas east of the Mississippi

The BoS has the best storyline by far

[covert notch]

or it might just be the fact that its a dog that i apparently need to progress the story

[restive trench]

yeah as i said #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[weary tinsel]

let me throw money at hs already (joking)

🤣

[signal halo]

The entire fallout 4 story was written by a 8 year old with how nonsensical it is

I don't like the story at all

[lofty kindle]

I wanted to like her, she had April O'Neil vibes for about 10 seconds and then I was like ugh this character is exhausting please die or fuck off already.

[covert notch]

neither do i

[signal halo]

I legit only play it when it's so modded out the wazoo that it's no longer identifiable as fallout 4

[drowsy finch]

I think the story is fine

I mostly just played the game to fuck around in the wasteland tho

[lofty kindle]

I would love to have a gritty BoS series to watch.

[signal halo]

Its eh but its definitely my least favorite out of all Fallout's

It just doesn't make any sense

They just reskinned the Enclave gave them humanoid looking robots and called that the Institute

[drowsy finch]

https://youtu.be/Z0wL6DXIvoc?si=9Us98JxW-AwFRwc5

have a movie, choom

[restive trench]

i need to update fo4 and replay it

[signal halo]

I need to never update it we are not the same

[restive trench]

probably also gonna mod the hell out of it to make them not bullet sponges

[lofty kindle]

I will watch this thank you. I did mean a live action series though.

[restive trench]

damn 😔

[signal halo]

I've still not updated my steam version to next gen

[covert notch]

gonna sneak up to a random bloodbug from behind and blast it in the back with a shotgun

stupid bug

[signal halo]

I even brought that onto my steam deck through the power of copying files

[drowsy finch]

Closest you’ll get is the tv show but I would hardly call that gritty

I wish I could get into New Vegas again but creation engine makes me wanna claw my eyes out 😭

[small spoke]

Translation=I will not be watching this

[signal halo]

My least favorite thing Bethesda ever did was straight up lie to us and make more creation club content after they made anniversary edition

[lofty kindle]

Not at all. I could not get into it. Intentional campiness comes off ultra cringe for me. The show seemed to be written around fanfare instead of telling a compelling story in the back drop that is the wasteland. No hate, it just is not for me.

[signal halo]

I hate paid mods with a passion

[covert notch]

I wanna ask, are steam decks just buttons that you can bind to do different things?

[lofty kindle]

lol I have it in an open tab already!

[signal halo]

Yes their just PCs

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-hug-bnuuy-void-eyes-emoji-eyes-roll-gif-14185954852647646369

[signal halo]

With controllers attached and you can bind the buttons to do anything in fact through the power of proton most games that aren't verified can be made playable on deck

[wintry ingot]

bow before me peasants ,as i have the entire Fallout collection (i think)

[drowsy finch]

It’s just okay. It’s something to watch with my dad at the very least

[wintry ingot]

fuck i don't have NV

just realized

[drowsy finch]

It’s also interesting to see what happens after NV

[signal halo]

Your missing a very obscure version of fallout 2 that was only half developed

[restive trench]

i think it is all probably

[drowsy finch]

The Museum of Mid

[covert notch]

fallout new vegas

[wintry ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783782748196175922/1024313899857747989/Bez_nazwy-1.gif

[wintry ingot]

yeah just realized

[covert notch]

and i just realized you said you just realized

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1423185275621871761/1423838289445650452/attachment.gif

[wintry ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1277048160359026770.gif?size=160&name=Mr+wiggles

[lofty kindle]

Agreed not bad, not spectacular. It is one I will probably watch all of after some time, just not hyped enought o keep up on it.

[drowsy finch]

Murkoff Reagent!

[signal halo]

Fallout has always been kinda eh in terms of being a good apocalyptic game the only games I've played that get the vibes perfect is CDDA and Stalker

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[wintry ingot]

thought on fo4?

[small spoke]

Stalker is peak

[covert notch]

I was playing fallout 4 and i was about to say that I tried to throw a molotov up some stairs whilst standing on the stairs just to find out it apparently burst in my face and now im dead

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/keir-starmer-boxing-gif-6328856046191177965

[lofty kindle]

I just realized you had realization about their realization.

[signal halo]

I love Stalker man that game series is amazing

[small spoke]

Real

[drowsy finch]

The only real dislike I have is that they kept up fallout 4’s trend of making the BoS act like the Enclave

[wintry ingot]

elaborate

[drowsy finch]

Like why are they using the wrong faction for ghoul racism 😭

[astral jungle]

awe cmon man lmfao

[drowsy finch]

They’ve got a KoS mentality for ghouls

[signal halo]

Especially gamma but I hate how high and mighty the people who have to craft every single gun feel like I straight up mentioned that I had turned on black market allowing me to buy guns occasionally and was treated like I was cheating or something

[small spoke]

I'm not very into apocalyptic games the stalker series is one of the few games in that genre I really like

[astral jungle]

remove my pic but not the mk ultra mind control cat nice try CIA

[small spoke]

What

[astral jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-harrison-ford-never-mind-forget-about-it-don't-worry-about-it-gif-788984039374314609

[supple cradle]

Sup guys, can smn help me with playtest?

Ima non english spek person

Hard to find the

..

Somnth

[azure sun]

what do you need tested

[supple cradle]

Half sword

Playtest version or idk

[azure sun]

really?

[supple cradle]

..

[astral jungle]

does it say demo or early access?

did you get it off of steam?

[supple cradle]

Early

I saw much vids about this game just

Thats look good

[astral jungle]

did you get it off of steam?

off the steam store?

what exactly do you need help with

what language do you speak?

[supple cradle]

Ru

[astral jungle]

tell me what you need help with

[supple cradle]

How i know There are 2 versions mb

[astral jungle]

i dont even know if i can help you but just dm me

[supple cradle]

Steam demo

And

Playtest

[astral jungle]

dont wanna spam gen chat

[supple cradle]

?

[astral jungle]

#announcements

[signal pivot]

playtest doesnt exist anymore

the demo is the

well, game

the actual early access drops in q1, which is as latest, march

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano-1

[obsidian kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123232594801205278/1289352562201460858/togif.gif

[stable wren]

mcwonder, I have a super important 100% no meme def not half sword and not skyrim related question

Rapier or Sabre?

[hoary oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[obsidian kraken]

Ty spierdalaj co

[lofty kindle]

Neither they both suck.

[obsidian kraken]

😒

[stable wren]

...Flamberge?

[dusky hazel]

i wish someone made a game that would let you play as a dinosaur without it being a survival game

like so many new dinosaur games are just "hide from the evil and scary velociraptor that is checking for hidingspots" or "shoot the evil and scary dinosaurs"

[hoary oxide]

Not nice bro

[dusky hazel]

like it gets oa point

[obsidian kraken]

sori broski

[stable wren]

next idea: Sword fight the dino

[lofty kindle]

I would pick a flamberge over the other two options for sure.

[dusky hazel]

half sword but instead of taking place in 1470 it takes place in 65 mya

[stable wren]

Halberd?

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621

[stable wren]

i found a sick ass armor mod for skyrim

[lofty kindle]

Poleaxe.

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977362450271838242/1462940330948169790/Recording_2026-01-19_at_17.42.14.gif

[astral jungle]

how many polygons on that thing

how many terror flops am i looking at here

[weary tinsel]

this looks very odd...

[astral jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-am-groot-rocket

[weary tinsel]

the gauntlets are prob the best part

the rerebraces are very short

[lofty kindle]

Knight's Path?

[weary tinsel]

no

[stable wren]

Skyrim mod

[weary tinsel]

knights path will be sick

[stable wren]

there this but the sallet is fucked

[signal pivot]

54 petabytes

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1399107181025955880/GIF_16.05.2024_22-55-52.gif

[lofty kindle]

No shit, pretty clean for a mod let alone Skyrim.

[signal pivot]

OH ITS THIS GAME

I REMEMBER IT

fuck whats it called

[lofty kindle]

Have they released?

[weary tinsel]

Ritter & Rottwein

[signal pivot]

oh

[weary tinsel]

a playtest

yes

its decent

[signal pivot]

Umm i might be remembering a different game then

I think it was mobile

[stable wren]

I ran this for my mace run

[lofty kindle]

You are thinking of Bloody bastards.

[signal pivot]

OOH YEAH

yeah that one

[lofty kindle]

Pretty slick.

[lofty kindle]

What is the title name? I forgot.

[weary tinsel]

wdym?

[lofty kindle]

Name of the game.

[normal rose]

@lofty kindle Do you know/can you say if adjustment to 1-handed spear handling can be expected in EA?

[weary tinsel]

Ritter & Rottwein?

yeah

I can show you their server because they dont have it up on steam

[normal rose]

It saddens me that such an iconic combo as spear+shield is so unwieldy

[stable wren]

have you heard of sons of skyrim?

[weary tinsel]

I dont think so?

[stable wren]

its a mod that adds historically accurate enough armor replacers

[lofty kindle]

The handling of spears single handed has improved, however it is not complete and may still leave players less then satisfied. First iteration of EA is focused on having the core gameplay loop and mechanics implemented.

So improvements yes, still a WIP.

[weary tinsel]

please show

[lofty kindle]

Ah it's a closed playtest?

[weary tinsel]

curios

[normal rose]

I see, thanks for the reply!

[weary tinsel]

yeah

[lofty kindle]

Ah bummer. I don't have the time nor am I invested enough for a closed playtest. I will continue to wait until I can get a build on steam.

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel

[dusky hazel]

Animals in hs (not enemies, just background characters basically) would be cool

[stable wren]

Sons of Skyrim is also a framework mod

which allows you to add stuff like that

[dusky hazel]

like imagine a deer watching you absolutely beat someone with a sword

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-eating-cat-meow-meow-meow-gif-13242623359034208464

[lofty kindle]

Did you miss the #announcements message ?

[stable wren]

oh mcwonder, I made a camo and it works!!

[small spoke]

moderators this guy is adversiting

[stable wren]

mods, this guy name offends me

[normal rose]

Someone ban this MrWonderfulBreast guy, he's spamming

[small spoke]

cark will never be forgotten

[stable wren]

he left over a joke 😭

[small spoke]

???

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gif-9197188

[small spoke]

He left cus he wanted to take a break from halfcordia due to personal issues irl if i recall

[frosty stratus]

yo anyone here experienced in linux

im thinking of switching to linux

[weary tinsel]

I was there

[frosty stratus]

but im affraid of loosing all my logins and files

and also my games not working

[lofty kindle]

ALways make backups!

[frosty stratus]

how

[lofty kindle]

Get an external SSD and clone your harddrive.

[frosty stratus]

its 4 tb

and i dont got any spare ssds

and im broke

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-job-application-kaiwashere-gif-1229406297668886656

[stable wren]

idk

the joke wasn't even fucking bad

[small spoke]

What was the joke

[halcyon grail]

this is real game?

[weary tinsel]

yes

[lofty kindle]

Let's not dwell on community drama. He will return when ready.

[weary tinsel]

closed playtest

[halcyon grail]

for bloody bastards

?

[weary tinsel]

No,

[stable wren]

I just want to defend myself because I don't want people thinking I purposefully made him leave by insulting him or anything

[weary tinsel]

Ritter & Rottwein

[halcyon grail]

then what?

[restive trench]

wait can anyone download the playtest from their discord or do you have to apply

[weary tinsel]

from their discord

you ask

[halcyon grail]

who is this Joe Dharma?

[restive trench]

okay thanks

[lofty kindle]

No worries, I do not think you were the reason. Let's move on though 🍻

[normal rose]

Jokes aside, I really look forward to finishing university and getting a full-time job so I can finally become financially stable

[small spoke]

Cark

[stable wren]

will we get breastplate covers?

[hoary oxide]

How did they manage to crash so badly with nothing in the way 😭

[lofty kindle]

Financial stability is great, but sometimes doing something you love is worth living the starving artists life. Just saying don't rule things out because of fear.

[lofty kindle]

You mean like tartans or surcoats?

[weary tinsel]

tabards and scheckes pls

[stable wren]

This sire @lofty kindle

[normal rose]

Hahah, luckily I'll soon do both - I'll become a doctor this summer, which is my dream job! 🥳

[lofty kindle]

Damn I new tartan was wrong, I meant tabards for sure.

They are planned but not yet implemented.

[weary tinsel]

lets gooooo

[stable wren]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ I sent it too halfsword chat by accident

that stuff too

[small spoke]

since breastplates will be added is the possibility of Willie with breast for the breastplates be a possibility he already has the cake

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[frosty stratus]

guys im switching from opera gx to brave.

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-in-ho-inho-gihun-inhun-gif-630526413260672446

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-man-no-man-no-gif-7347715096894588969

[stable wren]

us af

[weary tinsel]

nvm i was thinking of different surcoats

[frosty stratus]

did i make a good decision?

[stable wren]

livery coats is basically confirmed, correct?

[small spoke]

death to you

[lofty kindle]

I wasn't gonna argue it lol, there is allot of nuance when it comes to the various fashions of the era. Not my personal interest in the period.

[weary tinsel]

mb

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-hug-does-someone-need-a-hug-need-a-hug-want-a-hug-gif-21534652

[stable wren]

but livery coats can come in different shapes and sizes iirc, sometimes they can be like ponchos from what I've seen instead of like shirts.

So will there be ONLY ONE type of livery coat? or will it be up to you how it looks outside of just PURE heraldry?

[small spoke]

We require busty Willie maidens

[lofty kindle]

No worries.

[lofty kindle]

lol Not yet in development so I can not specify. These are things that will come with the QOL and Polish updates, we have so larger hurdles to get over before then.

Ivan has modeled allot of cool clothing already and plans to do allot more. I will poke him about having some to show when we start up WIP posts again.

[lofty kindle]

You mean Billies?

[small spoke]

yes

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel WE ARE SO UP

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-yummers-its-yummers-crygup-gif-37489998667210480

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[stable wren]

and once more i ask thee..

any new stuff about upcoming factions? I asked awhile ago, and I am here to ask if anything new has arisen that you can speak of

[weary tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427285100915068969/1463138019333898384/GIF_20.01.2026_12-47-31.gif

[small spoke]

What game is this

Looks a bit like bloody bastards

[weary tinsel]

Ritter and Rottwein

[stable wren]

poor mordschlag

saying the name at least 500 times now

[small spoke]

I searched it up on Google and alot of the searched Is just about wine

[stable wren]

because it will age like wine

[small spoke]

Bahahahahaha

[lofty kindle]

Nothing new to report.

[lofty kindle]

Oh man this is great great! Are they planning story driven elements?

[weary tinsel]

Im not too sure.... I think so

[stable wren]

Swiss Confederacy is itching for half swording willies

[stable wren]

we have time to theorize, who do you think will be the first new faction if they do add new factions?

[nimble garden]

triple length pitchforks

[weary tinsel]

idk but if they go into different territories of the HRE, I would love to see some saxony stuff

[stable wren]

I feel like Burgundy is first in line ngl

[weary tinsel]

the third one here

[stable wren]

Huh

Sick

Saxony coat of arms, yeah?

[weary tinsel]

yeah

[frosty stratus]

great it doesnt recognize opera gx im fucked

[weary tinsel]

https://wappenwiki.org/index.php/Duchy_of_Saxe-Wittenberg

[naive compass]

ultimate challenge is impossible wtf

[stable wren]

I wonder if it'll bring anything new or just be a shield for the HRE

[weary tinsel]

I hope different parts of HRE and Bohemian territories get turned into "factions"

[stable wren]

I wouldn't mind Poland, ik it likely will never be added but it'd be cool anyways

[weary tinsel]

Yeah poland is slavic

not very western european

[stable wren]

Geography having 50 different maps that tell you a different thing each one drive me insane

[naive compass]

every single time i get relatively far i crash

[stable wren]

One map will say germany is central Europe

Then another map says only parts of germany is central

Then another map says germany isn't central at all

Why can't we agree?!?!

[dreamy mango]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[naive compass]

thank you williee

[stable wren]

The left is German and right is Czech iirc

[lofty kindle]

If I recall correctly the helmet design on the right was removed.

[stable wren]

What?!

Noooo!!!

[weary tinsel]

was it too early

[lofty kindle]

There is like 6 assets from this period of development that were deemed inaccurate and removed.

[stable wren]

For compensation, kick down Ivan door and make him add Kettles with eye slits

[stable wren]

Bascinets was there, wasn't it?

[lofty kindle]

It was too early or based on a replica that was not able to be confirmed from other sources.

[weary tinsel]

just makes the game more historical

love it

[stable wren]

Tru

Still i rly like that kettle

Sad it won't become true

[weary tinsel]

he prob has made more since (im guessing)

[astral jungle]

Send this to someone if someone else asks for half sword multiplayer

[sinful loom]

Is this gonna be in halfsword?

[lofty kindle]

Lol your the king of asking about the stuff I forget most easily. I wanna say yes but I am not sure off the top of my head I get the specifics of the klappvisor and bascinet representation.

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[stable wren]

Well

The bascinet is super controversial when it comes to mid to late 15th century

[astral jungle]

I wonder if anyone poked anyone with the right helmet

Someone had to try

[stable wren]

Because it's hard to rly prove if it was or wasn't used, we mostly assume it was beginning to decline by 1440s

[lofty kindle]

There are several pieces of arms and armor that will be present but due to them being too old or new they will be rare to come across.

[stable wren]

Only manuscripts that show it are of religious or old armor being represented to show this happened long ago

[astral jungle]

Can I get iron man suit

Mk1

No arc reactor

[lofty kindle]

NGL I would get that mod.

[stable wren]

So...

The bascinet could happen..?

[lofty kindle]

Potentially no promises.

[frosty stratus]

casually forcing gemini to code me hacks to bypass windows security to grab cookies and every ounce of personal info from my browser so i can FINALLY port to brave correctly :3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924632630459256903/1391582237090119850/Boink-4x.gif

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel well this is interesting

AS LONG AS IT'S RARE

I am okay with it

[astral jungle]

Can I find a buster sword

[stable wren]

I feel like adding old af stuff and making it rare ingame is okay

But if they become frequent like the armet or Sallet, i might be a bit annoyed but eh

[astral jungle]

In a shrine Willy had dedicated to tifa Lockhart

https://tenor.com/view/wcth-hearties-henry-gowan-chess-season12-your-move-gif-6723739320185143160

[lofty kindle]

The plan is that outdated Items will be rare and in poor condition.

[tender sleet]

I hope it's more optimized gng