GOODNIGHT
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
pearl coral
untold wraith
I could never do anything like that again
untold wraith
I didn't want to
gloomy crest
If you screw your sleep schedule you just gotta suck it up and increment it over a week
gloomy crest
Oh shit that’s fair
Well there is medicine for that
I think melatonin is OTC in America?
You need a prescription for it here lol
untold wraith
I never really have anxiety though
I was still in school at the time
Math was my enemy and i was failing
So being nervous about getting grades up n all that
gloomy crest
Just put the gummy in the bag lil bro
gloomy crest
Eugh
Second to alcohol for poor quality sleep
I am speaking from a kinda health nut perspective, I’m sure it’s fine lol
untold wraith
I am speaking from a kinda health nut perspective, I’m sure it’s fine lol
Not enough research here for all the side affects to be known
That's why Stoners swear by everything smoking weed is healthy
Even though it's not
gloomy crest
That’s true I am kinda speaking from the literature of my soul
untold wraith
I understand that
gloomy crest
I guess it’s just that chronic weed smonkerz tend to have many other unhealthy habits
untold wraith
Been clean though about half a year
gloomy crest
Let’s gooooo
untold wraith
Too expensive to enjoy it
gloomy crest
I do have some alcohol from time to time so I’m in no position to judge
I am gonna have an 8am beer on my way to work so 
untold wraith
I am gonna have an 8am beer on my way to work so <:elaKek:1233056625355653240>
That's how it's done brother
gloomy crest
A pint of beer is basically an energy bar
So many calories and brain altering effects that contribute to feeling like a million bucks (for an hour)
gloomy crest
Extremely British gif
floral comet
How do I get to trading grounds on demo
gloomy crest
You mean with the dummy?
floral comet
Yes
gloomy crest
It shows up between every round unless you’ve disabled the option
gloomy crest
Oh, quit to main menu. To access the gauntlet/training dummy you have to click Play on the top left
The abyss is a different mode
floral comet
Oh ok
floral comet
Oh, quit to main menu. To access the gauntlet/training dummy you have to click P...
Ty
gloomy crest
I’ve seen a few people get confused by that
vagrant tree
atomic mistBOT
quick night
I’m in like the void
you cant
quick night
Yes
floral comet
Mb i meant to say nothing
All good
echo arrow
wtf does it mean if you have a missed period but not pregnant, weird bowl movements and the back of your legs hurt
floral comet
Are u on something
echo arrow
Are u on something
Eh, just birth control and pills to regulate depression and anxiety
That’s about it
Been on those for a while tho
floral comet
Stress, anxiety, illness, travel, big schedule or sleep changes
quick night
hlep
echo arrow
Huh, thank you
floral comet
Huh, thank you
Are you pregnant
echo arrow
No
quick night
Willie said Theres gonna be weapon customization in the full game
echo arrow
Willie said Theres gonna be weapon customization in the full game
Really?
quick night
yesh
floral comet
Severe pain that’s getting worse
Numbness, weakness, or tingling in legs Fever, vomiting, or blood in stool Period missing for 2+ months
Pain that stops you from normal activities
quick night
theres also a short about it on yt
floral comet
You should consult with a doctor if you feel any symptoms
echo arrow
Thank you LeBron
floral comet
Wait so ur pregnant
echo arrow
No
echo arrow
How tf does that correlate to my bowl and missed period
scenic marsh
theres also a short about it on yt
what
floral comet
How tf does that correlate to my bowl and missed period
Idk lol
scenic marsh
oh yes yes ive seen that before
floral comet
How tf does that correlate to my bowl and missed period
If u want to talk about it more msg me in DMs
echo arrow
If u want to talk about it more msg me in DMs
I think I’m good for now, thank you tho man, I really do appreciate it
floral comet
How tf does that correlate to my bowl and missed period
A missed period could mean your pregnant
floral comet
I think I’m good for now, thank you tho man, I really do appreciate it
All good
echo arrow
I have an energy drink every week
gloomy urchin
i love getting random paranoia urge and then archiving all videos of a channel
floral comet
I have an energy drink every week
How old are you
echo arrow
19
echo arrow
How old are YOU LeBron
gloomy urchin
im 4 years old
sorry you gotta go
echo arrow
sorry you gotta go
gloomy urchin
wtf is that convo i dont even want to scroll up
echo arrow
Just about my medical issues
floral comet
How old are YOU LeBron
22
floral comet
Just about my medical issues
Energy drinks aren’t that bad for you
gloomy urchin
Just about my medical issues
in a discord server about hema game
floral comet
Since you 19
gloomy urchin
what a trustable source of information
floral comet
And that won’t affect your inability to having periods
echo arrow
what a trustable source of information
floral comet
what a trustable source of information
Would you like to see my medical degree
floral comet
Nice carrots
gloomy urchin
Would you like to see my medical degree
no ion care i dont want to read about someones periods in a discord server
getting that into dms is common sense 😭
floral comet
no ion care i dont want to read about someones periods in a discord server
Ok
She bought it up
So I was just tryna help
floral comet
Sure
faint dragon
thank ye lebaron
gloomy urchin
do you guys think archiving 353 videos in 2k resolution on a main drive is a good choice
gloomy crest
do you guys think archiving 353 videos in 2k resolution on a main drive is a goo...
It’s not going to kill you
Showed up to work two hours early today to take in delivery but that got delayed by 4 hours
Alright no problem I’ll just do that during the busiest time of the day
I’m on the verge of a documentary worthy crashout
And our truffles guy is due at the same time
terse maple
great crop
west wolf
great crop
none shall starve
Lmao I didn't see the original image before typing that which makes it even funnier
gloomy urchin
It’s not going to kill you
idk man maybe my drive will explode
ok its gonna be around 20 gigabytes
its ok
gloomy crest
Are you archiving shorts? Lol
Even then that volume of media x resolution does not compute
gloomy urchin
Even then that volume of media x resolution does not compute
music
gloomy urchin
350 actually
restive trench
wouldnt it be more optimal to be 144p
gloomy urchin
ok nvrm u meant res
restive trench
ok nvrm u meant res
yeah
restive trench
oo oki
faint dragon
elder pawn
gloomy crest
You’re trying to gaslight me
wanton portal
gloomy crest
gloomy crest
gaslight is a not real word
Thank you redditor, very funny
gloomy urchin
there is no gaslight going on its just 353 video clips with music
atomic mistBOT
gloomy crest
Sorry your joke didn’t land 😕
wanton portal
oh ok
restive trench
the number of videos is 353, each of these videos is 2k resolution and they are video clips with music in them
gloomy crest
The presence of music is irrelevant to the point
restive trench
true
though i just thought he meant they only had music hence the message #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message
gloomy crest
Well it’s one of two things: 1: they’re stupid, 2: they’re very stupid
restive trench
wooden olive
parry thi-
high briar
I'm not sure if this is true but i heard that a rapier can actually parry bullets up to 9mm
But it probably only happens if it's aligned perfectly
light tree
e
scenic marsh
lee kee bum
dusty musk
thank you not @umbral bough man
umbral bough
those who ping a moderator for no reason
faint dragon
tired tulip
Day 6 of Early Access Tomorow
There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
atomic mistBOT
gloomy urchin
sorry for shit visualization but does your finger do this
when you straighten it very hard
like bend in opposite direction
autumn plinth
gloomy urchin
first 3 months
faint dragon
I made a thing
Old man vs bbq bacon burger enjoyer
thorny maple
faint dragon
uma
gloomy urchin
no
faint dragon
nein
gloomy urchin
soon
barren osprey
radiant night
I want to play Exanima, but I'm so used to Half Sword that I find Exanima's lack of gore too boring.
faint dragon
Woah
midnight shuttle
@gloomy urchin has been found dead in a pineapple under the sea
faint dragon
no pickles
faint dragon
this supposed to be 15 century game
Is called a mod tommy
midnight shuttle
i believe and profess that Christ is King
faint dragon
guns in 15th century
faint dragon
i believe and profess that Christ is King
Based brother
midnight shuttle
One Pantokrator now and forever my kindreds
quick night
Oh shit i thought the mod was public for a second
Crazy how half sword modding went from basic debug menus to adding glocks (as it seems) to the game via ue5
faint dragon
Im jus showcasing of these cool ash gun pics from the modding community, it can even function properly as a gun!
We traveled to the future bru
quick night
I remember the days of massclown being the only notable modder to exist
I sounded too much of a old timer that i accidentally killed chat
umbral bough
oldheads in the chat
topaz oak
Greetings
topaz oak
Did you really say "Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."?
I did indeed
quick night
But philosophy is against the rules
fast nymph
please release ts 💔
fast nymph
@grim folio please release ts ❤️
faint dragon
Its a masterpiece
quick night
PLEASE @grim folio I NEED THIS, MY HALF SWORD IS KINDA FIREARMLESS😭
faint dragon
hollow crow
why bo udpate
quick night
why bo udpate
They're working on Early Access instead, which comes out Jan - mar, this year.
fast nymph
They're working on Early Access instead, which comes out Jan - mar, this year.
PLEASE DEVS I NEED THIS! MY HALF SWORD IS KIND OF UNFINISHED
tired tulip
I made a thing
considering that's uncle, and uncle is red
uncle wins
coach has no chance
faint dragon
WAIT a moment lad I will find
faint dragon
@grim folio this
faint dragon
Aura
quick night
Who made this, did you make this? Regardless i may need 5 more different angles of this video with certain actions
fast nymph
Wolverine claws mod in half sword is badass
bro is talking to himself 💔
faint dragon
Who made this, did you make this? Regardless i may need 5 more different angles ...
I just found it in the modding server
faint dragon
bro is talking to himself 💔
yes
quick night
I just found it in the modding server
Who
tired tulip
“Can ye parry this!
gorris where is the mod how did you get it,
fast nymph
gorris where is the mod how did you get it,
he didn't, he is just snatching images from luke.
faint dragon
best half sword mod if he releases it
grim folio
WHERE IS THE MOD
nowhere for u
grim folio
lol I can't release it until Early Access 
faint dragon
tired tulip
im just saying, you'd be the first to give the people what they want
faint dragon
<:willius:1202630440461017139>
wel uh just sayin
fast nymph
lol I can't release it until Early Access <:IDK:1408513554516021298>
Лука, не го лажи детето.
quick night
Лука, не го лажи детето.
Bro got so pissed that he reverted to his native language
fast nymph
Bro got so pissed that he reverted to his native language
Jabuka
grim folio
wel uh just sayin
the developers/hsg/gameseer don't want custom assets to be released for the demo 💔
quick night
Yo luke did you make this vid? Gorris said you did, is gorris lying?
fast nymph
the developers/hsg/gameseer don't want custom assets to be released for the demo...
ngl why tho?
faint dragon
Yo luke did you make this vid? Gorris said you did, is gorris lying?
I never said anything bout that vid
Just sent it cuz it goofy to me
quick night
I never said anything bout that vid
Yes you did. I replied to that vid
fast nymph
@grim folio Lukadovich, add the ultimate admin gun from gmod in half sword.
faint dragon
Luke please add grenade
grim folio
ngl why tho?
grim folio
Luke please add grenade
it's def tempting to try adding something like that
faint dragon
Luke please add rpgs
faint dragon
screw your modern weaponry
we got a hardcore medieval enjoyer
grim folio
ngl thats stupid imo.
quick night
I never said anything bout that vid
Hmmm
fast nymph
Too Long, Didn't Read /j
faint dragon
My phone is bugged and I cannot relay back to the texts I sent if yer gonna reply to it
So misinput
quick night
Who made it
grim folio
Yo luke did you make this vid? Gorris said you did, is gorris lying?
uh nah lol
grim folio
uh nah lol
mb I missed that message
faint dragon
Its still a masterpiece in the end
quick night
Crap, guess i gotta go do another adventure to reddit again.
faint dragon
Half sword reddit is pretty weird
wanton portal
a subreddit thats about a niche game is always bound to be weird
wanton portal
half sword is a niche game
quick night
Yo why is there a Filipino clone of gorris?
faint dragon
das me cu
wanton portal
Yo why is there a Filipino clone of gorris?
hey man
faint dragon
I saw posts of someone crushing their balls, search up nsfw of half sword, and many things. Half sword reddit is weird
wanton portal
just because it says "ph" doesnt mean philippines
it could also mean something else
quick night
I saw posts of someone crushing their balls, search up nsfw of half sword, and m...
Some guy said that if half sword ea didn't release on a date they came up with, he would crush his nuts with a rock, when it didn't release, well, the post you mentioned was uploaded
faint dragon
Some guy said that if half sword ea didn't release on a date they came up with, ...
Yes
faint dragon
Some guy said that if half sword ea didn't release on a date they came up with, ...
Someone made a half sword sfx version of that post
quick night
I give the meme a soild 5/10 since it reminds me of what i used to post back in the day but actually crushing your balls part is gross, what I saw genuinely should've been on another sub.
faint dragon
The pain is real
atomic mistBOT
faint dragon
tang
quick night
The pain is real
I bet he knew the ea wasn't going to release at the time and so he just wanted to find a excuse to crush his pecker.
Top 10 conspiracy theories that might be true
faint dragon
no man willingly wants to mouse one swing his maceheads aside from dis man
lime harness
whelp it's 6 in the morning and I want to stir up some fun conversation about shit that is 6 years old at least
bingus is better than floppa imo
I'd rather deal with the 4 legged ballsack than the predatory animal labled as a "pet"
quick night
Someone made a half sword sfx version of that post
Hmmm i wonder who did it
quick night
Sir. Duckwithagun, why didn't you tell us you are a young memer prodigy?
Seriously the other sfx stuff you posted was gas
faint dragon
Seriously the other sfx stuff you posted was gas
What else did he post?
wanton portal
quick night
What else did he post?
A bunch of videos with hs sfx
tired tulip
is half sword a niche game?
faint dragon
is half sword a niche game?
Course it is!
tired tulip
didnt caseoh, moistcritikal, ludwig and other household people play it?
tired tulip
is half sword a niche game?
sorry i meant niche
wanton portal
didnt caseoh, moistcritikal, ludwig and other household people play it?
they did
quick night
A bunch of videos with hs sfx
Although, bro thinks he's famous enough for an ama💀
quick night
is half sword a niche game?
Scrumptious
tired tulip
but did that rackup the active players
🦐
faint dragon
Epic lore ye all should read
quick night
Slgma Slgma boy, Slgma boy, Slgma boy, Sklbldl Six Seven rlzz is gyat to be in my fIow state in the big 26🥀
faint dragon
I wake up everyday to defend my home
quick night
Tryna M∅G my huźź but ended up looking like subaru😭
Brainrot filter is so cheeks bro.
quick night
It's 10:49, just hop off already.
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-i-can-do-whatever-the-hell-i-want-gif-5627490677783753049
indigo hare
Go to sleep gorris
quick night
Go to sleep gorris
Too late buddy, hes dead asleep now
indigo hare
Better dead asleep than sleep adead
quick night
gloomy urchin
what do you play in a state where you dont want to play anything cuz its boring
gloomy urchin
no new content im kinda bored of the game
quick night
Start modding
gloomy urchin
god no
quick night
I shall send you to boarding #modders-guild-hall , Good luck!
wooden olive
quick night
im gonna sleep and scream tomorrow ok i will harass you in astral world bye
Astro world
Like travis scott?
gloomy urchin
quick night
Why is the third person not loading, who is the third person?
ember charm
what do you play in a state where you dont want to play anything cuz its boring
Play new game
Vintage story is super cool and fun try that out
mighty badger
what do you play in a state where you dont want to play anything cuz its boring
sandbox games
quick night
It's like Minecraft but more grounded and kinda better
mighty badger
park builders, specifically jurasic world evolution 1-3
mighty badger
Vintage story is super cool and fun try that out
so i've heard
quick night
It's like Minecraft but more grounded and kinda better
Referring to coolassskeleton comment
ember charm
Hey i’ll have you know i’m a CoolAssSkeletonPlayingBasketball
wanton portal
Why are Francis and Louis so jacked in the comics
they are not this beefy in L4D
ember charm
Yeah yeah nice try buddy I can see the edit
quick night
Im sorry that was my brain glitching
mighty badger
Hey i’ll have you know i’m a CoolAssSkeletonPlayingBasketball
indeed you are
ember charm
Its 9 AM
mighty badger
Actually its 12:30
quick night
Not my meme btw, just want to clarify since I don't want end up in the elder meme master's court of law, that shi is boring asf
weary tinsel
Actually its 12:30
mighty badger
I feel like you are someone
im kind of a regular, not as much now because im using the console more than pc
soon as im done with the games i bought on console i'll return more often
mighty badger
i hope you feel afraid
quick night
Oh right
mighty badger
quick night
What game is that
mighty badger
What game is that
midnight club 3 dub edition
very very good racing game
you can only play it emulated now tho, its a ps2 game
quick night
I knew it
mighty badger
I knew it
ADIJSBADBWKUDAB good one
i've still got to finish the campaign for it, didnt even leave the first town yet
tranquil tapir
why is the soyjak moving
nah thats a still image
atomic mistBOT
midnight shuttle
@faint dragon
La ilaha illa-llah
Wa Yasu almasih ibnu-llah
or so i have been told
mighty badger
first match of the year
quick night
Man, i haven't eaten since last year!
midnight shuttle
Man, i haven't eaten since last year!
i havent wiped my ass since 2024
mighty badger
Man, i haven't eaten since last year!
blink twice if you need help
quick night
Oh heavens to betsy, i knew you'd message that!
indigo hare
Oh heavens to betsy, i knew you'd message that!
Bro is a god damn psychic
midnight shuttle
@indigo hare has been found dead in the vatican state
midnight shuttle
Frank Halfsword has been found floating down the alz river face first
wanton portal
first match of the year
kill bill
autumn laurel
Oh heavens to betsy, i knew you'd message that!
quick night
Yo i just found Half sword lost media
I think its a old placeholder for the original itch.io half sword that was never used.
It was in a github from one of the devs, it got deleted i think, only reason why i have it was because it was saved in my Google drive when i first found it on github a few years back, i honestly don't remember seeing or finding this.
Current hs logo for reference
indigo hare
The current looks much better
quick night
Nothing shows up on tineye so i think it would've been lost if i didn't have it saved, and lets be real, i don't think franky or Ivan would've gave us this even if we asked.
tender sleet
swift carbon
It would though
drowsy finch
unreal bay
does it have wings?
drowsy finch
does it have wings?
Silly, you. Crabs do not have wings! And contrary to popular belief, are incapable of flight!
atomic mistBOT
unreal bay
Silly, you. Crabs do not have wings! And contrary to popular belief, are incapab...
awhh :(((
proven obsidian
when the function has amelia earhart
bright prairie
My job application has been accepted 🥀
bright prairie
On one hand, money, on the other hand, 12 hours
indigo hare
On one hand, money, on the other hand, 12 hours
Back in my day we worked 25 hours a day. Youre spoiled
On rough weeks 30 hours a day
rancid vortex
i wonder which early playtest is Build 16602350
restive trench
On rough weeks 30 hours a day
close enough, welcome back moai
atomic mistBOT
rancid vortex
Back in my day we worked 25 hours a day. Youre spoiled
Wait, you people work?
restive trench
Wait, you people work?
rancid vortex
https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-...
😱
drowsy finch
indigo hare
where do I send images
#photography📷 for images #game-footage-🎮🎥 for clips
You can send up to 10 at a time
frank bane
ah
small spoke
@orchid island plague upon you
dull scarab
hello
restive trench
<@1234527356085862400> plague upon you
what did @unknown-user do to deserve this
small spoke
what did @unknown-user do to deserve this
Thought my friend was still in the server
restive trench
😔
sterile marsh
is gonna cost moneymoney when half sword released?
topaz oak
topaz oak
is gonna cost moneymoney when half sword released?
Indeed
frigid inlet
is gonna cost moneymoney when half sword released?
Yes
Halfsword comes out tomorrow
so you will see the price then
sterile marsh
so is many money or little money costing
frigid inlet
300 dollar
frigid inlet
Well, after you have learnt to swing a sword around you can steal all you want, with a sword in hand
indigo hare
so is many money or little money costing
No price set
drowsy finch
No price set
$70 + $160 in dlc
sterile marsh
so tomorrow release?
neat tundra
honestly if its the way most pizza places do it, you cant even tell its on the pizza, taste texture or anything.
neat tundra
so tomorrow release?
it released 2 years ago but was unfortunately scrubbed from the internet forever for being too good of a game for too fair of a price.
its too late
sterile marsh
nooo
visual agate
hi sword
sterile marsh
must smoke crack now because cant play good game
atomic mistBOT
midnight shuttle
I was Thrice-Lobotomized in Half Sword Abyss and all i got was this hat
@drowsy finch found peeing in a hotel watertank
worldly vapor
On one hand, money, on the other hand, 12 hours
worth it
bright prairie
It is. I was hoping early access would release before I got full time work
stable wren
Back in my day we worked 25 hours a day. Youre spoiled
I work 4-6 hours a day
so yey
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> found peeing in a hotel watertank
visual agate
will he
grim geode
Can a 9060 XT 16gb handle this game?
faint dragon
Can a 9060 XT 16gb handle this game?
sterile marsh
Can a 9060 XT 16gb handle this game?
no you need 5090
grim geode
no you need 5090
I'll take that as a yes
sterile marsh
only 5090 can handle
midnight shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/micah-micah-bell-rdr2-rdr-micah-bell-lie-gif-787588044632...
am i
hollow gulch
atomic mistBOT
chilly saffron
how did the willie
came to be?
lmao forgot a word
how did the name willie came to be?
indigo hare
how did the name willie came to be?
Thats just the name they went with haha idk if there some story behind it or not but nothing anyone knows but the devs in that case
vale plinth
when does this game take place
bright prairie
when does this game take place
Most likely 1446 AD
indigo hare
Most likely 1446 AD
More in line with 1470’s, ive seen either mcwonder or a dev say 1475 at one point too but I think it’s generally 1470’s with some older gear dating to 1450’s
visual agate
when it was like old
carmine gate
This clip can somehow only be watched start to end.
bold depot
the ai grabbing me is probably the most annoying thing ever😭
gloomy urchin
i have a feeling ai and your willie have different restrictions in terms of movement
like my willie cant grab for life and ai will hold on to me with his dear life
bright prairie
I’ve been mod for over a month now
wanton portal
I've never seen you before
bright prairie
More in line with 1470’s, ive seen either mcwonder or a dev say 1475 at one poin...
Perhaps. One of the songs is named 1446 AD which had to have been approved by the other devs to some level
I stay in halfsword chat, I don’t really use this channel
That’s probably why
vale cloak
when does this game take place
tomorrow
indigo hare
Perhaps. One of the songs is named 1446 AD which had to have been approved by th...
Thats funny lmao didnt know that.
I’ll just say, #references♥_1450-1470 are limited to 1450-1470 at the very least, so it can’t go below 1470 since..time travel, or something 
small spoke
severe fulcrum
Thats funny lmao didnt know that.
I’ll just say, <#1055560006407303188> are lim...
Cuz it’s actually callled 1446AC (not ad)
vale cloak
1446 assassins creed time?
violet garden
More in line with 1470’s, ive seen either mcwonder or a dev say 1475 at one poin...
Mods lying? In my #general-catfish-🐱🐟 ?
wanton portal
https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355
I have the perfect gif
atomic mistBOT
wanton portal
but it would get me in trouble so
spark quartz
are you a new mod?
Are you fr
obtuse echo
lol
spark quartz
💀
obtuse echo
hahah
so funny
deer
deer
deer
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untold wraith
Thats funny lmao didnt know that.
I’ll just say, <#1055560006407303188> are lim...
1469
The bite of 67'
untold wraith
Yo chill the fuh out yo
drifting stirrup
0/10 experience no half swording
long orbit
LEVEL TWOOOOO
vale cloak
Do they mordhau
drifting stirrup
Do they mordhau
They do not practice Mordschlag, no
long orbit
vale cloak
If I had a nickel for every game I played named after a trick where you hold a sword wrong id have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice right
long orbit
If I had a nickel for every game I played named after a trick where you hold a s...
What's the other one.
vale cloak
Mordhau half sword
drifting stirrup
If I had a nickel for every game I played named after a trick where you hold a s...
(Cough) Netflix’s The King (Cough Cough)
If I find the clip I’ll send it
Found it
Corny fuckass stance from the dude in pristine armor
vale cloak
That scene looks like it was jizzed on by cgi
It's got a weird gloss over it
Marvel moves look like that
Cgi lighting or something
drifting stirrup
That scene looks like it was jizzed on by cgi
Yeah, there’s something about the King’s armor and the motion blur that makes me want to vomit.
vale cloak
Yeah it's accurate tho knights where often beat by being pushed over and then a peasant with a pickaxe comes to finish the job
Armour like that takes 3 people to put on and take off
It always annoyed me how easily willies get up in full plate
drifting stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-94...
Ts is so trash 😭
faint dragon
The scene is abysmal and goofy
atomic mistBOT
raven ore
Corny fuckass stance from the dude in pristine armor
absalom
drifting stirrup
absalom
Is that what he’s called?
Don’t answer that. I don’t care enough about the movie.
raven ore
Is that what he’s called?
no, farely same end for both characters
drifting stirrup
Gotcha
weary tinsel
It always annoyed me how easily willies get up in full plate
what
weary tinsel
https://youtube.com/shorts/DRFLLmEBGuI?si=K_QgMGZTPO-G5Zvw
this looks very odd
vale cloak
what
ok i saw one today that was good but you are right out of context that is hilarious
drifting stirrup
this looks very odd
Netflix slop will do that
The way he holds his sword infuriates me. He's holding it too high for a low guard.
Even a crotch guard would be preferrable
weary tinsel
well that just has to do with hema
weary tinsel
ok i saw one today that was good but you are right out of context that is hilari...
btw knights were easily able to get up in full armor because it was flexible and not staggeringly heavy
raven ore
willie cannot get up in full plate armor after getting a love tap on hos leg
very infuritiating i think
weary tinsel
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/roll-knights-gif-5364815
How to die immediately
vale cloak
depends on the armor i guess but there are many sets that required teams to equip and weighed 100s
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/roll-knights-gif-5364815
armoroll
faint dragon
untold wraith
untold wraith
Baki so peak
tranquil coral
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-94...
gloomy urchin
worldly vapor
Yeah, there’s something about the King’s armor and the motion blur that makes me...
the actual movie doesnt look like that i watched it
youtube automatically messes up the short with ai upscaling and mods
worldly vapor
so whats the point playing l4d1
none
midnight shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-1723...
vale cloak
so whats the point playing l4d1
There was a lot cut between l4d1 and l4d2 for ratings and censorship like the amazing gore system
And I think the Hunter was changed too
drifting stirrup
youtube automatically messes up the short with ai upscaling and mods
I still don't think I would have liked the movie.
atomic mistBOT
tired tulip
# Day 6 of Early Access Tomorow
## There are no News
# Potential Release Date: M...
Day 7 of Early Access Tomorow
There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
pale bough
i wanna go downstairs for a drink but im afraid of ghosts💔
tired tulip
i wanna go downstairs for a drink but im afraid of ghosts💔
go down there with courage crossed on your heart
pale bough
i did it i came out of my delusions
vast sinew
i love this game i just wish it didnt immediately shoot my pc to 86 degrees
fast nymph
untold wraith
Joe bart in the hills
tired tulip
i did it i came out of my delusions
good job
untold wraith
Apple fritters are kinda nasty ngl
pale meteor
Got my bell rung lol
vast merlin
oh my god bruh
pulsar dagger
so whats the point playing l4d1
there are still some differences
But generally l4d2 is a better experience
atomic mistBOT
gloomy crest
Half Sword today I think
dawn brook
why does willie have no willie when i spawn naked
floral patio
# Day 7 of Early Access Tomorow
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ON MY BIRTHDAY, HELL YEAH
supple pewter
lime harness
I've created such a fucking goblinoid of a helicopter
wintry ingot
reposting this amazing tutorial
wintry ingot
Not so expert
what did i miss
faint dragon
what did i miss
Guy who made a large pointless space with dots
Ye had to scroll to finish it
wintry ingot
Guy who made a large pointless space with dots
eh
faint dragon
a
wanton portal
atomic mistBOT
wanton portal
upper cloud
merry christmas to my orthodox fellas
gloomy urchin
https://youtube.com/shorts/FFpGULTjuh0?si=Fti5NSQYErQi_8N0
what a crashout
atomic mistBOT
wind lotus
<@&1080390104562016306> @hard haven And his buddy are trying to scam people in dms.
gloomy urchin
<@&1080390104562016306> <@1306878388585103411> And his buddy are trying to scam...
#modmail in question
faint dragon
https://youtu.be/hgiNKEXtx7I?si=tHLL5PtGW54nnAh6
Aperture Science classic
I watched the sabre breaking
por guy
but eh jus add more steel
thorny geyser
When's the next update?
unkempt zodiac
When's the next update?
the next update is the release of the game, currently planned for q1 2026
thorny geyser
Ok thanks
wintry ingot
@faint dragon
faint dragon
Nice perro
stable wren
what a crashout
Shit is expensive
burnt quartz
I've created such a fucking goblinoid of a helicopter
ork helicoper lol
atomic mistBOT
gloomy minnow
<@&1080390104562016306> <@1306878388585103411> And his buddy are trying to scam...
Name the other person
tame crow
Can anyone tell me roughly the release date of the game
indigo hare
<@&1080390104562016306> <@1306878388585103411> And his buddy are trying to scam...
Open up a #modmail and send a screenshot with proof so we can handle it
chilly gyro
merry locust
Can anyone tell me roughly the release date of the game
Q1 2026 is what theyve said
raven ore
when is q1
indigo hare
when is q1
Q1 is the first quarter of the year, so January-March
tame crow
Q1 2026 is what theyve said
okay
river palm
шпили вилли😂
sacred rock
шпили вилли😂
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river palm
/lvl
sacred rock
я прочитал правила, че типа на русском писать можно не забанят?
В правилах про русский ничего не сказано
river palm
ага понял
тут некоторые каналы недоступны, я так понял, уровень какой то повышать надо
а как его посмотреть
river palm
где
dreamy mangoBOT
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river palm
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АХАХАХХА
очень жду выход игры, интересно как русская локализация там выглядеть будет
gloomy crest
# Channels for your native language!
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scriú sin 😎
wanton portal
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Bravo, monsieur
atomic mistBOT
untold wraith
Q1 is the first quarter of the year, so January-March
I'd guess 6 maybe 7 more months
lime harness
why does Dawnstar have a racism problem
I walk in
I'm talking to somebody
guard walks by and says "stay out of trouble khajiit"
I start talking with somebody else and they say "what do you want cat"
3 hired thugs come in and start beating the shit out of me
none of the guards cared
1/10 won't visit hold again
only redeeming quality is the old lady herbalist and the fact I can take everything out of the towns supply chest and sell it back to them
stuck pivot
Everybody does ts right?
craggy trail
why does Dawnstar have a racism problem
I walk in
I'm talking to somebody
gua...
Oh man, Moai has opinions on Khajiit
But now he’s not moai.
indigo hare
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449098535185158204/w...
What a fantastic and accurate opinion that guy has
craggy trail
What a fantastic and accurate opinion that guy has
Gee, I wonder where he is today?
stuck pivot
lime harness
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449098535185158204/w...
man I just work in the mines and want to go back to the deserts of Anequina
craggy trail
man I just work in the mines and want to go back to the deserts of Anequina
Yeah yeah sure, what do you do on the side?
small spoke
why does Dawnstar have a racism problem
I walk in
I'm talking to somebody
gua...
your fault for being a dirty khajiit
lime harness
Yeah yeah sure, what do you do on the side?
make a lot of alcohol and sell it at low prices :>
yasee I don't turn people into drug addicts
I make them drunks
like a true person
craggy trail
make a lot of alcohol and sell it at low prices :>
So drug dealing
Because alcohol is still a drug
craggy trail
lime harness
yasee with one you still function properly
finite snow
Everybody does ts right?
fucking hate beggar boss stupid idiot
edgy flower
nice,really nice...2 hours ago i jsut drank a wjole proseeccon
prosecco
ite nice
its
craggy trail
nice,really nice...2 hours ago i jsut drank a wjole proseeccon
Lovely! A drunkard
Why is the sky red?
Better question. If a homeless man drops a cone of pistachio ice cream, what colour are the aliens that landed on your roof? How does this prove that triangles are circles?
indigo hare
Better question. If a homeless man drops a cone of pistachio ice cream, what col...
yeah
umbral bough
Better question. If a homeless man drops a cone of pistachio ice cream, what col...
mhm
gloomy crest
Better question. If a homeless man drops a cone of pistachio ice cream, what col...
Stop leaking Twin Peaks season 4 dialogue
supple field
atomic mistBOT
maiden stag
I noticed something in halfsword, when you swing a sharp object slowly it will dismemberment easier, like get the hatchet and slowly swing and hit someone and they will get dismembered quickly, when you swing very fast, a cut might not register or it will be very weak
drowsy finch
I noticed something in halfsword, when you swing a sharp object slowly it will d...
Structure > Power
severe fulcrum
No but it’s also cause it’s broke
Many times you can cut right throw with good alignment and despite going the whole way through the body it does not dismember
But if you go slowly it has more time to process and do it like 100%
umbral bough
gore in this game has rng elements in it
so the slower/more deliberate you cut it and the longer you expose the blade to the decap/dismemberment zones it will keep proccing it until the split happens
small spoke
gore in this game has rng elements in it
@moderators this guy is mentioning gore?
umbral bough
@moderators this guy is mentioning gore?
you got me
small spoke
umbral bough
wind geode
big gun vs bigger gun
atomic mistBOT
lime knoll
@spark quartz
lunar stream
spark quartz
<@243239405970522114>
lime knoll
drowsy finch
<@243239405970522114>
The fucking foot clap 😭
lime harness
I still find Heimdall's death so satisfying yet, silly in Ragnarök
so lemme get this straight
you decided to not only trash talk to a man who killed every Olympian god, but also threaten to, and I quote "gut your son like a pig"
it doesn't matter if you have perfect reflexes and foresight
how did you not foresee this actual god killer reducing your forehead into paste
misty jay
does anyone know how to reset your half sword progress without beating the ultimate challenge?
bitter dew
I still find Heimdall's death so satisfying yet, silly in Ragnarök
so lemme get...
unfortunately there were only 2 things he couldnt foresee
one was kratos fucking mauling him and the other was his father leaving him as a child
visual edge
Greetings
visual edge
does anyone know how to reset your half sword progress without beating the ultim...
theres always Free mode
misty jay
I want to play the gauntlet again
there is definitely a way to do it I just dont know how
lime harness
unfortunately there were only 2 things he couldnt foresee
one was kratos fuckin...
the third was catching those fuckin horilla the gorilla hands
visual edge
hmm i mean beating the ultimate challange is the only way i got to restart my progress
and im just sayin the ultimate challange isnt that hard if you already know what stuff to go for
untold wraith
there is definitely a way to do it I just dont know how
There's no way
misty jay
wow very annoying
dreamy mangoBOT
misty jay
preeshiate it willie
stable wren
I just saw my neighbors dog charge a 2 year baby
And this was a big fucking German shepherd
indigo hare
And this was a big fucking German shepherd
I hope you saved the poor dog from the evil baby
stable wren
I hope you saved the poor dog from the evil baby
The dog was almost shot but uh yeah
It's illegal in Florida to have a dog without a leash
If the dog attacks someone and the person kills that dog
The person isn't liable for killing the dog
It's a very brutal law but a law that should exist
tranquil coral
untold wraith
tranquil coral
untold wraith
Chicken my jockey
atomic mistBOT
vale cloak
stegosaurus dark souls cant hurt you its not real
Stegosaurus dark souls:
tranquil tapir
I was only gone for a few hours
A few hours is like 9 months in dog years or wtvr can’t blame em
drifting stirrup
A few hours is like 9 months in dog years or wtvr can’t blame em
At least it isn't shit this time
tranquil tapir
Real
valid spire
imagine not living in france
vale cloak
imagine having to live close to french people
worldly vapor
halfsword will fully release the day after today
Dont lie
heady void
it is no lie
or my name is not Octavious Squigglebottom The Seventeenth of Auburneshire
steel iron
untold wraith
Hypothetically
Someone offers you 50k or 500k on a coin flip
One time offer
Wyd
amber escarp
yes
amber escarp
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
fickle otter
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
Broadsword
amber escarp
Broadsword
Personally I would ask him for Iron Lung sneak preview and ask him if he did a fnaf reference
fickle otter
Vietnam war halfsword expansion pack coming soon
late wagon
m
amber escarp
Hell Let
late wagon
loos
untold wraith
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
Bring Markiplier back to his buzz cut days
gloomy urchin
hi
amber escarp
Bring Markiplier back to his buzz cut days
amber escarp
good day there young chap top of the morning to you how do you do. how is your w...
Jacksepticeye reference?
untold wraith
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
Bringing back Who murdered Markiplier
prime brook
One of these days the brainrot filter will be filled up with so many words that sending a message will be impossible in the Half Sword server, and then a great blanketing silence shall smother the Earth in its embrace
late wagon
yees
untold wraith
One of these days the brainrot filter will be filled up with so many words that ...
My farts smother earth
late wagon
fickle otter
WE (You and I) will be drafted to fight in the jungles of Cuba in 2027.
late wagon
pzza
prime brook
My farts smother earth
scarlet cradle
late wagon
piz
fickle otter
No, no. It'll happen
untold wraith
No, no. It'll happen
fickle otter
Not political though
untold wraith
Is
fickle otter
It's gonna happen when aliens invade Cuba
And every human is drafted to the jungles of cuba
untold wraith
And every human is drafted to the jungles of cuba
fickle otter
Smh, you aren't looking at the REAL threat
uncut gate
i beat the baron as beggar no weapons no sliders and no mods
atomic mistBOT
drowsy finch
dusky cloak
Has the game bern updated yet
languid warren
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
probably nut
verbal geyser
the new kit feels solid
I finally upgraded it from basic protection, I’m very happy with the purchase so far
amber escarp
probably nut
He's just that attractive
drifting stirrup
Hypothetically, which would you rather be, Rich and Happy, or Poor and sad?
amber escarp
Hypothetically, would you rather have something good, or bad happen to you?
autumn laurel
Im already poor and sad so i guess i'll give rich and happy a try
heady void
Hypothetically, which would you rather be, Rich and Happy, or Poor and sad?
can we compromise and do middle-class and depressed?
drifting stirrup
can we compromise and do middle-class and depressed?
No
craggy trail
Hypothetically, which would you rather be, Rich and Happy, or Poor and sad?
“Juicy steak or buttery lobster” ahh question
Both are great options
drifting stirrup
“Juicy steak or buttery lobster” ahh question
craggy trail
I suppose that’s the difficulty
primal roost
whoever invented the money doesnt give you happiness quote actually has 0 braincells
🥀
drifting stirrup
whoever invented the money doesnt give you happiness quote actually has 0 brainc...
Type shi
amber escarp
whoever invented the money doesnt give you happiness quote actually has 0 brainc...
It was a cope
stone sedge
Day 3456234653636456345645656345645363456 no Half Willie
heady void
yo this guy has no arm and is still fighting me
drifting stirrup
yo this guy has no arm and is still fighting me
Indomitable Willie Spirit
heady void
i remember when they were all like that
this guy stabbed me with a knife and we both fell over and died
looking like that btw
drifting stirrup
If you cut off their hand, it won't be painful enough to give up, but cutting off an arm will bleed them out
heady void
yo this guy has no arm and is still fighting me
i chopped his arm off at the elbow
a little below
primal roost
this guy stabbed me with a knife and we both fell over and died
what happened to his face
heady void
idk how he didn't mmediately flop over
drifting stirrup
Yeah, that would normally kill a Willie
primal roost
looks like he got burnt to a crisp
heady void
idk it was like a year ago
drifting stirrup
Two Face ahh Willie
heady void
he got fucked up BAD tho
still stabbed me
if u look at his left arm it's nothing but bone and muscle
primal roost
i fucking hate it when i get a good hit in and while willie is hurt he somehow one shots me
untold wraith
Hypothetically, which would you rather be, Rich and Happy, or Poor and sad?
Revenge
languid warren
just a thought
tranquil coral
Apartment neighbors below me are having a domestic fistfight again
languid warren
Apartment neighbors below me are having a domestic fistfight again
its a rap battle go in and start beat boxing
tranquil coral
It's literally this cutaway from Family Guy rn
merry turret
wsp
drifting stirrup
Apartment neighbors below me are having a domestic fistfight again
I'm sure there's two sides to this
tired tulip
Apartment neighbors below me are having a domestic fistfight again
you should you should call the po-po to a DV Call
🤙
👮 👮
atomic mistBOT
drifting stirrup
worldly vapor
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls3-dark-souls-gael-slave-knight-gael-gif-2477749...
Great
tired tulip
I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD YES HALF SWORD LET ME FIGHT 2 PLANCONS WITH A LONGSWORD
worldly vapor
I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD YES HALF SWORD LET ME FIGH...
Its over bud
tropic tendon
any tips for the ultimate challenge? in tired of having to reset after the commoner because the militia doesn't have a decent weapon