#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I could never do anything like that again
I didn't want to
If you screw your sleep schedule you just gotta suck it up and increment it over a week
Oh shit that’s fair
Well there is medicine for that
I think melatonin is OTC in America?
You need a prescription for it here lol
I never really have anxiety though
I was still in school at the time
Math was my enemy and i was failing
So being nervous about getting grades up n all that
Just put the gummy in the bag lil bro
Eugh
Second to alcohol for poor quality sleep
I am speaking from a kinda health nut perspective, I’m sure it’s fine lol
Not enough research here for all the side affects to be known
That's why Stoners swear by everything smoking weed is healthy
Even though it's not
That’s true I am kinda speaking from the literature of my soul
I understand that
I guess it’s just that chronic weed smonkerz tend to have many other unhealthy habits
Been clean though about half a year
Let’s gooooo
Too expensive to enjoy it
I do have some alcohol from time to time so I’m in no position to judge
I am gonna have an 8am beer on my way to work so 
That's how it's done brother
A pint of beer is basically an energy bar
So many calories and brain altering effects that contribute to feeling like a million bucks (for an hour)
Extremely British gif
How do I get to trading grounds on demo
You mean with the dummy?
Yes
It shows up between every round unless you’ve disabled the option
Oh, quit to main menu. To access the gauntlet/training dummy you have to click Play on the top left
The abyss is a different mode
Oh ok
Ty
I’ve seen a few people get confused by that
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you cant
You can
By dying
Fr?
Yes
Mb i meant to say nothing
All good
wtf does it mean if you have a missed period but not pregnant, weird bowl movements and the back of your legs hurt
Are u on something
Help me. Willie is Somehow DMing me
Eh, just birth control and pills to regulate depression and anxiety
That’s about it
Been on those for a while tho
Stress, anxiety, illness, travel, big schedule or sleep changes
hlep
Huh, thank you
Are you pregnant
No
Willie said Theres gonna be weapon customization in the full game
Really?
yesh
Severe pain that’s getting worse
Numbness, weakness, or tingling in legs Fever, vomiting, or blood in stool Period missing for 2+ months
Pain that stops you from normal activities
theres also a short about it on yt
No
You should consult with a doctor if you feel any symptoms
Thank you LeBron
Wait so ur pregnant
No
How tf does that correlate to my bowl and missed period
what
Idk lol
the weapon customization in full game
oh yes yes ive seen that before
If u want to talk about it more msg me in DMs
I think I’m good for now, thank you tho man, I really do appreciate it
A missed period could mean your pregnant
All good
I have an energy drink every week
i love getting random paranoia urge and then archiving all videos of a channel
How old are you
19
How old are YOU LeBron
sorry you gotta go
wtf is that convo i dont even want to scroll up
Just about my medical issues
22
Energy drinks aren’t that bad for you
in a discord server about hema game
Since you 19
what a trustable source of information
And that won’t affect your inability to having periods
Would you like to see my medical degree
Nice carrots
no ion care i dont want to read about someones periods in a discord server
getting that into dms is common sense 😭
Ok
She bought it up
So I was just tryna help
Sure
thank ye lebaron
do you guys think archiving 353 videos in 2k resolution on a main drive is a good choice
It’s not going to kill you
Showed up to work two hours early today to take in delivery but that got delayed by 4 hours
Alright no problem I’ll just do that during the busiest time of the day
I’m on the verge of a documentary worthy crashout
And our truffles guy is due at the same time
great crop
none shall starve
Lmao I didn't see the original image before typing that which makes it even funnier
idk man maybe my drive will explode
ok its gonna be around 20 gigabytes
its ok
Are you archiving shorts? Lol
Even then that volume of media x resolution does not compute
music
why do you have 2k videos of music
350 actually
wouldnt it be more optimal to be 144p
ok nvrm u meant res
yeah
oo oki
You’re trying to gaslight me
gaslight is a not real word
you're just crazy
Thank you redditor, very funny
there is no gaslight going on its just 353 video clips with music
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Sorry your joke didn’t land 😕
oh ok
the number of videos is 353, each of these videos is 2k resolution and they are video clips with music in them
The presence of music is irrelevant to the point
true
though i just thought he meant they only had music hence the message #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message
Well it’s one of two things: 1: they’re stupid, 2: they’re very stupid
parry thi-
I'm not sure if this is true but i heard that a rapier can actually parry bullets up to 9mm
But it probably only happens if it's aligned perfectly
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lee kee bum
Sidestep to the back specifically
Nah its just called backstep now
thank you not @umbral bough man
those who ping a moderator for no reason
Day 6 of Early Access Tomorow
There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
Get out of my head!
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sorry for shit visualization but does your finger do this
when you straighten it very hard
like bend in opposite direction
first 3 months
Old man vs bbq bacon burger enjoyer
uma
no
nein
soon
I want to play Exanima, but I'm so used to Half Sword that I find Exanima's lack of gore too boring.
Woah
@gloomy urchin has been found dead in a pineapple under the sea
no pickles
Is called a mod tommy
i believe and profess that Christ is King
guns in 15th century
Based brother
One Pantokrator now and forever my kindreds
how.
Oh shit i thought the mod was public for a second
Crazy how half sword modding went from basic debug menus to adding glocks (as it seems) to the game via ue5
Im jus showcasing of these cool ash gun pics from the modding community, it can even function properly as a gun!
We traveled to the future bru
I remember the days of massclown being the only notable modder to exist
I sounded too much of a old timer that i accidentally killed chat
oldheads in the chat
Greetings
Did you really say "Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."?
I did indeed
But philosophy is against the rules
please release ts 💔
@grim folio please release ts ❤️
Its a masterpiece
PLEASE @grim folio I NEED THIS, MY HALF SWORD IS KINDA FIREARMLESS😭
why bo udpate
They're working on Early Access instead, which comes out Jan - mar, this year.
PLEASE DEVS I NEED THIS! MY HALF SWORD IS KIND OF UNFINISHED
considering that's uncle, and uncle is red
uncle wins
coach has no chance
he lowk pisses me off, gatekeeper of all gates.
/j
A few others already did
WAIT a moment lad I will find
@grim folio this
real.luke
Aura
Wolverine claws mod in half sword is badass
Who made this, did you make this? Regardless i may need 5 more different angles of this video with certain actions
bro is talking to himself 💔
I just found it in the modding server
yes
Who
gorris where is the mod how did you get it,
he didn't, he is just snatching images from luke.
LUKOVICH DON DREKOVSKI DANIELOVICH!!!!!
best half sword mod if he releases it
exactly
give thi french man a firearm
nowhere for u
lol I can't release it until Early Access 
im just saying, you'd be the first to give the people what they want
wel uh just sayin
Лука, не го лажи детето.
Bro got so pissed that he reverted to his native language
Jabuka
the developers/hsg/gameseer don't want custom assets to be released for the demo 💔
can release this tho once I get it working better
Yo luke did you make this vid? Gorris said you did, is gorris lying?
ngl why tho?
I never said anything bout that vid
Just sent it cuz it goofy to me
Yes you did. I replied to that vid
@grim folio Lukadovich, add the ultimate admin gun from gmod in half sword.
Luke please add grenade
it's def tempting to try adding something like that
Luke please add rpgs
we got a hardcore medieval enjoyer
Hmmm
Oh I thought ye meant bout one of the pictures I sent
Too Long, Didn't Read /j
My phone is bugged and I cannot relay back to the texts I sent if yer gonna reply to it
So misinput
Who made it
uh nah lol
mb I missed that message
Its still a masterpiece in the end
Crap, guess i gotta go do another adventure to reddit again.
Half sword reddit is pretty weird
a subreddit thats about a niche game is always bound to be weird
half sword is a niche game
Yo why is there a Filipino clone of gorris?
das me cu
hey man
I saw posts of someone crushing their balls, search up nsfw of half sword, and many things. Half sword reddit is weird
just because it says "ph" doesnt mean philippines
it could also mean something else
Some guy said that if half sword ea didn't release on a date they came up with, he would crush his nuts with a rock, when it didn't release, well, the post you mentioned was uploaded
Yes
Someone made a half sword sfx version of that post
I give the meme a soild 5/10 since it reminds me of what i used to post back in the day but actually crushing your balls part is gross, what I saw genuinely should've been on another sub.
The pain is real
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tang
I bet he knew the ea wasn't going to release at the time and so he just wanted to find a excuse to crush his pecker.
Top 10 conspiracy theories that might be true
no man willingly wants to mouse one swing his maceheads aside from dis man
whelp it's 6 in the morning and I want to stir up some fun conversation about shit that is 6 years old at least
bingus is better than floppa imo
I'd rather deal with the 4 legged ballsack than the predatory animal labled as a "pet"
Hmmm i wonder who did it
Sir. Duckwithagun, why didn't you tell us you are a young memer prodigy?
Seriously the other sfx stuff you posted was gas
What else did he post?
A bunch of videos with hs sfx
is half sword a niche game?
Course it is!
didnt caseoh, moistcritikal, ludwig and other household people play it?
sorry i meant niche
they did
Although, bro thinks he's famous enough for an ama💀
Scrumptious
🦐
Epic lore ye all should read
Slgma Slgma boy, Slgma boy, Slgma boy, Sklbldl Six Seven rlzz is gyat to be in my fIow state in the big 26🥀
I wake up everyday to defend my home
Tryna M∅G my huźź but ended up looking like subaru😭
Brainrot filter is so cheeks bro.
It's 10:49, just hop off already.
Go to sleep gorris
Too late buddy, hes dead asleep now
Better dead asleep than sleep adead
what do you play in a state where you dont want to play anything cuz its boring
H
S
no new content im kinda bored of the game
Start modding
god no
I shall send you to boarding #modders-guild-hall , Good luck!
Astro world
Like travis scott?
Why is the third person not loading, who is the third person?
Play new game
Vintage story is super cool and fun try that out
sandbox games
It's like Minecraft but more grounded and kinda better
park builders, specifically jurasic world evolution 1-3
so i've heard
Referring to coolassskeleton comment
Hey i’ll have you know i’m a CoolAssSkeletonPlayingBasketball
Why are Francis and Louis so jacked in the comics
they are not this beefy in L4D
Yeah yeah nice try buddy I can see the edit
Im sorry that was my brain glitching
indeed you are
Its 9 AM
Actually its 12:30
Not my meme btw, just want to clarify since I don't want end up in the elder meme master's court of law, that shi is boring asf
im kind of a regular, not as much now because im using the console more than pc
soon as im done with the games i bought on console i'll return more often
i hope you feel afraid
Oh right
What game is that
midnight club 3 dub edition
very very good racing game
you can only play it emulated now tho, its a ps2 game
I knew it
ADIJSBADBWKUDAB good one
i've still got to finish the campaign for it, didnt even leave the first town yet
nah thats a still image
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La ilaha illa-llah
Wa Yasu almasih ibnu-llah
or so i have been told
first match of the year
Man, i haven't eaten since last year!
i havent wiped my ass since 2024
blink twice if you need help
Oh heavens to betsy, i knew you'd message that!
Bro is a god damn psychic
@indigo hare has been found dead in the vatican state
Frank Halfsword has been found floating down the alz river face first
kill bill
Yo i just found Half sword lost media
I think its a old placeholder for the original itch.io half sword that was never used.
It was in a github from one of the devs, it got deleted i think, only reason why i have it was because it was saved in my Google drive when i first found it on github a few years back, i honestly don't remember seeing or finding this.
Current hs logo for reference
The current looks much better
Nothing shows up on tineye so i think it would've been lost if i didn't have it saved, and lets be real, i don't think franky or Ivan would've gave us this even if we asked.
It would though
does it have wings?
Silly, you. Crabs do not have wings! And contrary to popular belief, are incapable of flight!
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when the function has amelia earhart
My job application has been accepted 🥀
why the 🥀
isnt that a good thing
On one hand, money, on the other hand, 12 hours
Back in my day we worked 25 hours a day. Youre spoiled
On rough weeks 30 hours a day
i wonder which early playtest is Build 16602350
close enough, welcome back moai
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😱
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You can send up to 10 at a time
ah
@orchid island plague upon you
hello
what did @unknown-user do to deserve this
Thought my friend was still in the server
😔
is gonna cost moneymoney when half sword released?
Indeed
Yes
Halfsword comes out tomorrow
so you will see the price then
so is many money or little money costing
300 dollar
Well, after you have learnt to swing a sword around you can steal all you want, with a sword in hand
No price set
$70 + $160 in dlc
so tomorrow release?
honestly if its the way most pizza places do it, you cant even tell its on the pizza, taste texture or anything.
it released 2 years ago but was unfortunately scrubbed from the internet forever for being too good of a game for too fair of a price.
its too late
nooo
hi sword
must smoke crack now because cant play good game
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worth it
It is. I was hoping early access would release before I got full time work
I work 4-6 hours a day
so yey
will he
Can a 9060 XT 16gb handle this game?
no you need 5090
I'll take that as a yes
only 5090 can handle
am i
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how did the willie
came to be?
lmao forgot a word
how did the name willie came to be?
Thats just the name they went with haha idk if there some story behind it or not but nothing anyone knows but the devs in that case
when does this game take place
Most likely 1446 AD
More in line with 1470’s, ive seen either mcwonder or a dev say 1475 at one point too but I think it’s generally 1470’s with some older gear dating to 1450’s
when it was like old
This clip can somehow only be watched start to end.
the ai grabbing me is probably the most annoying thing ever😭
i have a feeling ai and your willie have different restrictions in terms of movement
like my willie cant grab for life and ai will hold on to me with his dear life
I’ve been mod for over a month now
I've never seen you before
Perhaps. One of the songs is named 1446 AD which had to have been approved by the other devs to some level
I stay in halfsword chat, I don’t really use this channel
That’s probably why
tomorrow
Thats funny lmao didnt know that.
I’ll just say, #references♥_1450-1470 are limited to 1450-1470 at the very least, so it can’t go below 1470 since..time travel, or something 
Cuz it’s actually callled 1446AC (not ad)
1446 assassins creed time?
Mods lying? In my #general-catfish-🐱🐟 ?
I have the perfect gif
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Are you fr
lol
💀
hahah
so funny
deer
deer
deer
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1469
The bite of 67'
eyefah
Yo chill the fuh out yo
0/10 experience no half swording
LEVEL TWOOOOO
Do they mordhau
They do not practice Mordschlag, no
If I had a nickel for every game I played named after a trick where you hold a sword wrong id have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice right
What's the other one.
Mordhau half sword
(Cough) Netflix’s The King (Cough Cough)
If I find the clip I’ll send it
Found it
Hal, a young prince, inherits the throne after his father’s death, thrusting him into a brutal world of politics, war, and betrayal. 🏰💥
Facing internal strife and external enemies, he must prove himself as a leader while navigating the treacherous court and battlefield. ⚔️🛡️
With his mentor Falstaff by his side, Hal transforms f...
Corny fuckass stance from the dude in pristine armor
That scene looks like it was jizzed on by cgi
It's got a weird gloss over it
Marvel moves look like that
Cgi lighting or something
Yeah, there’s something about the King’s armor and the motion blur that makes me want to vomit.
Yeah it's accurate tho knights where often beat by being pushed over and then a peasant with a pickaxe comes to finish the job
Armour like that takes 3 people to put on and take off
It always annoyed me how easily willies get up in full plate
Ts is so trash 😭
The scene is abysmal and goofy
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absalom
Is that what he’s called?
Don’t answer that. I don’t care enough about the movie.
no, farely same end for both characters
Gotcha
what
this looks very odd
ok i saw one today that was good but you are right out of context that is hilarious
Netflix slop will do that
The way he holds his sword infuriates me. He's holding it too high for a low guard.
Even a crotch guard would be preferrable
well that just has to do with hema
btw knights were easily able to get up in full armor because it was flexible and not staggeringly heavy
willie cannot get up in full plate armor after getting a love tap on hos leg
very infuritiating i think
How to die immediately
depends on the armor i guess but there are many sets that required teams to equip and weighed 100s
armoroll
Rick roll

Baki so peak
the actual movie doesnt look like that i watched it
youtube automatically messes up the short with ai upscaling and mods
none
There was a lot cut between l4d1 and l4d2 for ratings and censorship like the amazing gore system
And I think the Hunter was changed too
I still don't think I would have liked the movie.
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There are no News
Potential Release Date: March 14th 2026.
i wanna go downstairs for a drink but im afraid of ghosts💔
go down there with courage crossed on your heart
i did it i came out of my delusions
i love this game i just wish it didnt immediately shoot my pc to 86 degrees
Joe bart in the hills
good job
Got my bell rung lol
oh my god bruh
there are still some differences
But generally l4d2 is a better experience
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why does willie have no willie when i spawn naked
ON MY BIRTHDAY, HELL YEAH
I've created such a fucking goblinoid of a helicopter
reposting this amazing tutorial
what did i miss
Guy who made a large pointless space with dots
Ye had to scroll to finish it
eh
a
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Aperture Science classic
I watched the sabre breaking
por guy
but eh jus add more steel
When's the next update?
the next update is the release of the game, currently planned for q1 2026
Ok thanks
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Shit is expensive
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Can anyone tell me roughly the release date of the game
Open up a #modmail and send a screenshot with proof so we can handle it
Q1 2026 is what theyve said
when is q1
Q1 is the first quarter of the year, so January-March
okay
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I'd guess 6 maybe 7 more months
why does Dawnstar have a racism problem
I walk in
I'm talking to somebody
guard walks by and says "stay out of trouble khajiit"
I start talking with somebody else and they say "what do you want cat"
3 hired thugs come in and start beating the shit out of me
none of the guards cared
1/10 won't visit hold again
only redeeming quality is the old lady herbalist and the fact I can take everything out of the towns supply chest and sell it back to them
Everybody does ts right?
Oh man, Moai has opinions on Khajiit
But now he’s not moai.
What a fantastic and accurate opinion that guy has
Gee, I wonder where he is today?
man I just work in the mines and want to go back to the deserts of Anequina
Yeah yeah sure, what do you do on the side?
your fault for being a dirty khajiit
make a lot of alcohol and sell it at low prices :>
yasee I don't turn people into drug addicts
I make them drunks
like a true person
paycheck to paycheck struggling
excommunicated
So drug dealing
Because alcohol is still a drug
yasee with one you still function properly
fucking hate beggar boss stupid idiot
nice,really nice...2 hours ago i jsut drank a wjole proseeccon
prosecco
ite nice
its
Lovely! A drunkard
Why is the sky red?
Better question. If a homeless man drops a cone of pistachio ice cream, what colour are the aliens that landed on your roof? How does this prove that triangles are circles?
yeah
mhm
Stop leaking Twin Peaks season 4 dialogue
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I noticed something in halfsword, when you swing a sharp object slowly it will dismemberment easier, like get the hatchet and slowly swing and hit someone and they will get dismembered quickly, when you swing very fast, a cut might not register or it will be very weak
Structure > Power
No but it’s also cause it’s broke
Many times you can cut right throw with good alignment and despite going the whole way through the body it does not dismember
But if you go slowly it has more time to process and do it like 100%
gore in this game has rng elements in it
so the slower/more deliberate you cut it and the longer you expose the blade to the decap/dismemberment zones it will keep proccing it until the split happens
@moderators this guy is mentioning gore?
you got me
big gun vs bigger gun
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@spark quartz
Watch all that work for nothing by Rayeo and millions of other Forts videos on Medal. #forts
The fucking foot clap 😭
I still find Heimdall's death so satisfying yet, silly in Ragnarök
so lemme get this straight
you decided to not only trash talk to a man who killed every Olympian god, but also threaten to, and I quote "gut your son like a pig"
it doesn't matter if you have perfect reflexes and foresight
how did you not foresee this actual god killer reducing your forehead into paste
does anyone know how to reset your half sword progress without beating the ultimate challenge?
unfortunately there were only 2 things he couldnt foresee
one was kratos fucking mauling him and the other was his father leaving him as a child
Greetings
theres always Free mode
I want to play the gauntlet again
there is definitely a way to do it I just dont know how
the third was catching those fuckin horilla the gorilla hands
hmm i mean beating the ultimate challange is the only way i got to restart my progress
and im just sayin the ultimate challange isnt that hard if you already know what stuff to go for
There's no way
wow very annoying
preeshiate it willie
I just saw my neighbors dog charge a 2 year baby
And this was a big fucking German shepherd
I hope you saved the poor dog from the evil baby
The dog was almost shot but uh yeah
It's illegal in Florida to have a dog without a leash
If the dog attacks someone and the person kills that dog
The person isn't liable for killing the dog
It's a very brutal law but a law that should exist
Chicken my jockey
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stegosaurus dark souls cant hurt you its not real
Stegosaurus dark souls:
A few hours is like 9 months in dog years or wtvr can’t blame em
At least it isn't shit this time
Real
imagine not living in france
imagine having to live close to french people
Dont lie
it is no lie
or my name is not Octavious Squigglebottom The Seventeenth of Auburneshire
Hypothetically
Someone offers you 50k or 500k on a coin flip
One time offer
Wyd
yes
Hypothetically Markiplier comes into your house and bites you what yd
Broadsword
Personally I would ask him for Iron Lung sneak preview and ask him if he did a fnaf reference
Vietnam war halfsword expansion pack coming soon
m
Hell Let
loos
Bring Markiplier back to his buzz cut days
hi
good day there young chap top of the morning to you how do you do. how is your week
Jacksepticeye reference?
Bringing back Who murdered Markiplier
One of these days the brainrot filter will be filled up with so many words that sending a message will be impossible in the Half Sword server, and then a great blanketing silence shall smother the Earth in its embrace
yees
My farts smother earth
WE (You and I) will be drafted to fight in the jungles of Cuba in 2027.
pzza
nah, that's just za
piz
No, no. It'll happen
Not political though
Is
It's gonna happen when aliens invade Cuba
And every human is drafted to the jungles of cuba
Smh, you aren't looking at the REAL threat
i beat the baron as beggar no weapons no sliders and no mods
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Has the game bern updated yet
probably nut
the new kit feels solid
I finally upgraded it from basic protection, I’m very happy with the purchase so far
He's just that attractive
Hypothetically, which would you rather be, Rich and Happy, or Poor and sad?
Hypothetically, would you rather have something good, or bad happen to you?
Im already poor and sad so i guess i'll give rich and happy a try
can we compromise and do middle-class and depressed?
No
“Juicy steak or buttery lobster” ahh question
Both are great options
I suppose that’s the difficulty
whoever invented the money doesnt give you happiness quote actually has 0 braincells
🥀
Type shi
It was a cope
Day 3456234653636456345645656345645363456 no Half Willie
yo this guy has no arm and is still fighting me
Indomitable Willie Spirit
i remember when they were all like that
this guy stabbed me with a knife and we both fell over and died
looking like that btw
If you cut off their hand, it won't be painful enough to give up, but cutting off an arm will bleed them out
i chopped his arm off at the elbow
a little below
what happened to his face
idk how he didn't mmediately flop over
Yeah, that would normally kill a Willie
looks like he got burnt to a crisp
idk it was like a year ago
Two Face ahh Willie
he got fucked up BAD tho
still stabbed me
if u look at his left arm it's nothing but bone and muscle
i fucking hate it when i get a good hit in and while willie is hurt he somehow one shots me
Revenge
just a thought
Apartment neighbors below me are having a domestic fistfight again
its a rap battle go in and start beat boxing
It's literally this cutaway from Family Guy rn
wsp
I'm sure there's two sides to this
you should you should call the po-po to a DV Call
🤙
👮 👮
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I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD I LOVE HALF SWORD YES HALF SWORD LET ME FIGHT 2 PLANCONS WITH A LONGSWORD
Its over bud
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