#general-catfish-🐱🐟
wanton portal
fast nymph
wind geode
what
pearl coral
oak olive
ea tommorow
severe cloak
ea now
noble patio
check out pinklepuff on twitch they streamin halfsword
atomic mistBOT
vernal crag
you all lost the game
faint dragon
wym
gloomy urchin
hi
raven ore
we all lost half life 3
vernal crag
titanfall 3 is real
drifting stirrup
noble patio
can anyone beat this highscore
quartz basalt
I did 25k a while back
tranquil coral
quartz basalt
On the older versions
quartz basalt
Jolly Roger's. We meats again
spark quartz
Yes indeed, on the battlefield of General Catfish
quartz basalt
well i cant find the old score pic anymore :(
quartz basalt
Woah i been on here for a year now
noble patio
right i was lookingat the date and was like holy fuck almost year since i found the game
quartz basalt
i got 600 hrs on Half Sword... a game not even out :]
noble patio
damn i got half that
solemn pond
does half sword work on linux with proton?
lucid delta
damn i got half that
half sword reference?
noble patio
No but it should have been lol
noble patio
does half sword work on linux with proton?
You might find the answer in faq
solemn pond
ty
queen coral
hes mexican 😎
atomic mistBOT
indigo hare
One of them, yes
gloomy urchin
tranquil coral
Literally youtube shorts as a whole in a nutshell.
lime harness
I'll never not find it funny you can use your driver's license as an ID when buying alcohol
gloomy urchin
I'll never not find it funny you can use your driver's license as an ID when buy...
why
i mean it shows ur birthday date and ita offical
tranquil coral
lime harness
why
cmon your mind has to be a little fucked up like mine right?
what's funnier than buying vodka and showing them proof you can drive a motor vehicle
small spoke
cmon your mind has to be a little fucked up like mine right?
what's funnier tha...
Don't like
Most people in America do that
brisk seal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387766557576269915/1416600102713426020/I...
is this real? 😻
acoustic heron
does half sword work on linux with proton?
yes
i run it just fine. at least, the bugs i encounter are the same as everybody else's
craggy trail
damn i got half that
craggy trail
cmon your mind has to be a little fucked up like mine right?
what's funnier tha...
I’m so sorry nobody understood
noble patio
chugging 20 bottles of vanilla extract and driving a vehicle
small spoke
I haven't heard of anyone using but driving licenses to buy alcohol in america
I'm not american though I wouldn't know
noble patio
spark quartz
I haven't heard of anyone using but driving licenses to buy alcohol in america
A drivers license is like proper identification because it has all of things needed to identify you
It also makes it so you don't need to carry your ID around with you
mint burrow
they just need it to see how old u are
spark quartz
Exactly which a dl provides
small spoke
yea so I don't really understand the message since like I imagine most people that are 21 and older have driving licenses
spark quartz
Yeah super young
small spoke
no u can get one at 16
Yea I know
spark quartz
I got mine at like 22
small spoke
I wasn't saying the requirement was 21
I'm saying most people likely have it by then at 21+
spark quartz
Eh you'd be surprised
small spoke
I just assume people have driving licenses if they're above the age of 20
spark quartz
Was about to say
Cities with actual infrastructure and public transportation allow people to get away without needing one
Unfortunately where I live you basically have to have one
Unless you want to take a bus
cyan schooner
Same
topaz oak
i think the bardiche is big enough dawg
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lK7Bf5S1eqZ4ocsVf?invite=cr-MSx6TnUsNDIyODc0MTEz
slender vine
i think the bardiche is big enough dawg
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/...
DAM3
slender vine
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lK7CoCMLCrcROxbeP?invite=cr-MSxNMjMsNDIy...
DAM
yo Jabber
I found the best gamemode
its you Baron vs beggers
peak
topaz oak
its you Baron vs beggers
u mean baron brave stand?
slender vine
nah
topaz oak
ohhh
slender vine
you still get armored enemys
pearl coral
lucid delta
vast merlin
address him
worldly forge
severe fulcrum
me when the thing called fencing guide--meant to be as accurate as possible--teaches u how to fence historically as it would've been written down and not beat every boss with cheese tactics 😱
pearl coral
me when the thing called fencing guide--meant to be as accurate as possible--tea...
link them to mine
ping pong trollge
severe fulcrum
Yea I was gona but they probs wouldnt read either
Would read "I, Agostin" and been like "holy pretentious"
pearl coral
wanton portal
In KCD you spend 6 days in jail for murder
but when you steal something you spend 8 days in jail
what the fuck
wanton portal
is the red coloring supposed to make it intimidating
severe fulcrum
tryna see out of a single eye-aligned dot and maybe a couple peripheral slits 😭
pearl coral
is the red coloring supposed to make it intimidating
it’s supposed to imitate a flayed corpse
pearl coral
tryna see out of a single eye-aligned dot and maybe a couple peripheral slits 😭
methinks the top slit is meant to represent the actual eyes
severe fulcrum
I was thinking that after I said it but idk
indigo hare
violet garden
This does go hard, sirrah! It has been added to the archives!
violet garden
Why’d you respond to it first now I look like a poser it’s not true though I was already going to respond to it you’re ruining my life
vital helm
Woman
small spoke
Man
weary tinsel
liver spot finger elephant
Should Armatura Alla 'Francese armour be included in this game
pearl coral
Should Armatura Alla 'Francese armour be included in this game
as far as i know there’s no proof that frederick’s armor was made in the french style, just anecdotal stuff because of the way it looks
but i dont see why not
weary tinsel
but i dont see why not
Idk i just thought it would be sick to see
small spoke
Idk what that means
pearl coral
Idk i just thought it would be sick to see
i mean yeah
great bascinets would be awesome in game
spark quartz
Idk what that means
pearl coral
why whiplash have a piss filter
oppressive color choices to fit the tone of the movie
weary tinsel
French style Italian made armour in general
pearl coral
makes you feel a little bit sick and trapped
small spoke
Mods he's bypassing the filter
pearl coral
French style Italian made armour in general
it’s domestically completely italian it just kind of looks french if you’re presupposed to it by the museum naming
small spoke
Sigma!
weary tinsel
it’s domestically completely italian it just kind of looks french if you’re pres...
Yeah I can see that
weary tinsel
If there's any examples I'll show some
small spoke
are you Irish now
spark quartz
are you Irish now
it was a very bad accent but sure
pearl coral
sweet kelp
Id what channel to ask the devs questions but I'm very curious about if they have any plans for weapon customization or something like that, I downloaded half sword demo not too long ago and I'm in love
sweet kelp
Ah, appreciate it bro
tawny bear
yes you will see a gatling gun anytime soon
sweet kelp
I was thinking more just differently decorated weapons with different proportions
But either way I'm super excited for what the dev team has planned
spark quartz
Id what channel to ask the devs questions but I'm very curious about if they hav...
I think the answer to your question is somewhere in #announcements
tawny bear
make a literal half sword
sweet kelp
make a literal half sword
Precisely
spark quartz
I'm pretty sure they made a post about it a while ago
spark quartz
Precisely
Its in work in progress actually
If you scroll up far enough you'll find it
spark quartz
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3108510/FlyKnight/
Wasn't this featured on steam dumpster dive?
spark quartz
Yeah i think a youtuber named Iron pineapple covered it
pearl coral
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3108510/FlyKnight/
reminds me of dark messiah of might and magic
weary tinsel
reminds me of dark messiah of might and magic
pearl coral
i’ve wanted to get a hold of that guy and interview him
weary tinsel
That'd be sick
pearl coral
his helmet is a type often unrepresented i say
atomic mistBOT
severe fulcrum
reminds me of dark messiah of might and magic
Peak mentioned
lime knoll
@spark quartz silly where do I get the demo
pearl coral
i cant be the only one who hates when i try and click two buttons in a UI in rapid succession and clicking the first one makes multiple elements of the screen slightly shift thus making me click the wrong thing on the second action
cerulean kite
Is half sword on steam
lime knoll
:(
tawny bear
Is half sword on steam
yes and the other half is nowhere to be found
lilac spoke
yes and the other half is nowhere to be found
Itll find it one day not everyone meets their other half in high school
agile coral
BBTBNWJDFOTSYK
lilac spoke
RELAX
agile coral
do you know the ref
lilac spoke
Nah man I'm uneducated
lilac spoke
"Got it — if the intended meaning is “back to me 🔥”, then BBTBNWJDFOTSYK is not a standard or literal acronym for that phrase (the letters don’t line up)."
HE said that
craggy trail
his helmet is a type often unrepresented i say
Are you referring to the roundels?
near iris
I need an ak74
hybrid granite
I love watching this so much
atomic mistBOT
surreal vector
Cmon ingerdingus, really?
wanton portal
am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
small spoke
am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
Stoned
lunar stream
chrome token
sometimes i use slow mo sometimes i dont
wanton portal
Does the released prisoner debuff eventually go away in KCD? I was falsely accused
little talon
Does the released prisoner debuff eventually go away in KCD? I was falsely accus...
Sounds like something a criminal would say
small spoke
Does the released prisoner debuff eventually go away in KCD? I was falsely accus...
Yes
atomic mistBOT
idle crest
Do I look evil or what?
idle crest
https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970
I'm very discord moderator pilled tbf.
golden nacelle
idle crest
Like the evilness in the bible
So evil
idle crest
Evil than satan himself
Evil incarnate
waxen heart
Evil incarnate
Chaos and dispair happens within your range and aura
idle crest
An evil so ancient and primordial that good good emerged as the intersection of two opposing evils, both of which are just two hands of mine.
zinc gorge
Do I look evil or what?
We are number one lookin
tawny bear
after downloading the game for 120 gb still asking for a second download
we will reach time where 1 game will take entire 1 tb ssd
unreal bay
tawny bear
lilac spoke
after downloading the game for 120 gb still asking for a second download
I love the 20th century
unreal bay
unreal bay
67
idle crest
after downloading the game for 120 gb still asking for a second download
Easiest option is to not play eso, it's shit.
idle crest
I love the 20th century
20th century ended decades ago love.
tawny bear
tawny bear
I hope you enjoy it.
maybe different opinions, i saw a review of it and it seemed fine..also fully voiced quests what caught my attention
it still got 8k players on
and i get to be a khajit
tawny bear
Forget I said anything
i will forget once you say why its shit for you
idle crest
Its not shit just play it
tawny bear
faint dragon
we will reach time where 1 game will take entire 1 tb ssd
Kcd is on sale rn
Imma buy it later
atomic mistBOT
unreal bay
Finally I got access to gta6
frigid parcel
Apparently my coworker also plays half sword
unreal bay
Tell the coworker I said hi
drowsy finch
Finally I got access to gta6
You’re in the hood!!!
dreamy ginkgo
wanton portal
Finally I got access to gta6
unreal bay
You’re in the hood!!!
Frfrfr
eager jungle
https://tenor.com/view/gta-vi-gta-6-grand-theft-auto-vi-grand-theft-auto-6-rocks...
how do people even like this kind of stuff
i dont mind the purple hair but the tattoos man 🥹
wanton portal
how do people even like this kind of stuff
what do you mean?
GTA 6 or the tattoos
wanton portal
i dont mind the purple hair but the tattoos man 🥹
they dont like formality I guess
just ask your local biker club
eager jungle
what do you mean?
GTA 6 or the tattoos
the tattoos
eager jungle
just ask your local biker club
im glad i dont have one
cause all of our bikers are either racing at 2 am on the road or are 14 year old "cool" kids with pitbikes
restive trench
Finally I got access to gta6
vice city looking kinda dusty
maybe jason should move to tahiti
shell mason
how do i request early access
drowsy finch
vice city looking kinda dusty
Thats clearly Baltimore
restive trench
nuh uh you stink
snow locust
in halfsword
what the heck, i was just checking on where to find my pics and suddenly they disappeared
in the game
stable wren
I love it when people talk about like ww2 history, some of the most documented shit possible.
Get something wrong, and call the other person an idiot even though they are wrong
stable wren
This is not real
Tattoos like those do
wooden olive
sketching
spark quartz
Thats clearly Baltimore
RALIALIALIALIALI
faint dragon
Finally I got access to gta6
S tier leak
stable wren
And that's the bliblibli thingies
drowsy finch
RALIALIALIALIALI
Haii silly hruuu!!!!! Hiii!!!
stable wren
https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-gif-11193652178471764679
"You're not canon"
spark quartz
Haii silly hruuu!!!!! Hiii!!!
Getting ready for work rn, might crash my car into a tree at 90 mph
drowsy finch
Getting ready for work rn, might crash my car into a tree at 90 mph
Thats so real and true fr real!
stable wren
I know what he says there but idk if it's allowed, the episode is when he teaching the ai weapon how to hate lmfao
drowsy finch
I’ve never had a job I particularly disliked
rigid ocean
dont crash into a tree please
drowsy finch
I lowkey want my secretary position back
wooden olive
I know what he says there but idk if it's allowed, the episode is when he teachi...
TELL HIM ABOUT PER CAPITA
stable wren
TELL HIM ABOUT PER CAPITA
😭
Hatemonger supposed to be unlikeable, yet we all love him
And hate Billie
wooden olive
the byproduct of being based
stable wren
the byproduct of being based
Yes
stable wren
the byproduct of being based
If half sword adds more spiked maces, i will pay someone to mod it as the hate-mace
spark quartz
I lowkey want my secretary position back
mayhaps your school has some job opportunities
I know some colleges have those sorta things
stable wren
mayhaps your school has some job opportunities
I got so mad when my school didn't offer this
spark quartz
I got so mad when my school didn't offer this
😡 <-- you
stable wren
Half sword x Fortnite, when
drowsy finch
mayhaps your school has some job opportunities
Oh it defo does, I’ll prolly start working one of the desk positions when I don’t have god’s most fucked schedule
tired tulip
im gunna make this armor
tawny bear
Finally I got access to gta6
please inform us . is there opressor mk3 ?
tawny bear
im gunna make this armor
i think the horns are bad idea someone can easily grab them and twist your head no?
gloomy urchin
hi
unreal bay
please inform us . is there opressor mk3 ?
Yes
waxen heart
tawny bear
what the motive behind this video , is it about flexing your keyboard
restive trench
waxen heart
what the motive behind this video , is it about flexing your keyboard
idk just like it and think its funny
tawny bear
idk just like it and think its funny
lame , i can make it funnier
add a screaming sound to each tap
waxen heart
add a screaming sound to each tap
nope
waxen heart
i like it the way it is
tawny bear
do ir
this thing been extracting since the beginning of humanity i began to decompose
tawny bear
shame shame indeed
they are very smart , they do this to pass the 2 hours mark so you cant refund their game
waxen heart
oh hell nah
raven ore
tuff
tawny bear
i like this
atomic mistBOT
spark quartz
tawny bear
i feel like coming personally to shake your hand for this
gloomy urchin
they are very smart , they do this to pass the 2 hours mark so you cant refund t...
this might be the flag to NOT play the game but you've already waited so lost ur chance
waxen heart
i feel like coming personally to shake your hand for this
yknow what guess im gonna keep this
tawny bear
yknow what guess im gonna keep this
tawny bear
this might be the flag to NOT play the game but you've already waited so lost ur...
i lost it now imma gonna live with it
i refunded deep rock galactic and bought this instead
tawny bear
this feels like when you meet multiple npcs in a room and they all have the same line
waxen heart
https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328
So uh found out the keyboard was a keylogger
Deleted it
gloomy urchin
chemistry is overcomplicated
craggy trail
I just spent 10 hours straight working on university
Who knew monopolies were inefficient? Crazy
vast merlin
butter kitty
gloomy urchin
how true is this
faint dragon
Other version of butta dawg
gloomy urchin
someone give me imposter syndrom
indigo hare
Who knew monopolies were inefficient? Crazy
Competition is key to business growth
gloomy urchin
Competition is key to business growth
why business growth if you're the only company that gets things done
gloomy crest
how does abyss happen
tawny bear
So uh found out the keyboard was a keylogger
probably most of them are
spark quartz
Other version of butta dawg
Butter dog, dog with the butter
faint dragon
Butter dog, dog with the butter
this old laptop will prolly experience tons of things in its many years of once I play kcd
drowsy finch
It's longer than rdr2 by like 20%
Thats why I couldn’t get into it, that shits so fucking long bruh 😭
gloomy urchin
craggy trail
Competition is key to business growth
Depends on the sector
Perfect competition is generally better, yes
But in energy for example, it’s actually better for the consumer if there’s a monopoly
plain scroll
how true is this
Honestly from what I've seen it's the other way around. Kinstrife and halfsword Devs are fans of each others work but a fair chunk of the fans seem to hate the idea of the other. I think they are both neat 
raven ore
thats old
raven ore
thry should retire imo
indigo hare
were american's always this red
Thats the drummer from greenday, one of my all time favorite bands. He’s from Germany actually, so more fair skinned complexion which shows red flushing a lot easier. You can see in other videos of him hes fairly pale. Though I think in this case it’s specifically the lighting
gloomy urchin
Honestly from what I've seen it's the other way around. Kinstrife and halfsword ...
hmm it looks fun
wanton portal
Thats the drummer from greenday, one of my all time favorite bands. He’s from Ge...
Moai I'm a teenager
of course I know what green day is
gloomy urchin
but lighting reeks of unity
craggy trail
Have you tried pressing f11 without ctrl?
indigo hare
Moai I'm a teenager
of course I know what green day is
I didn’t say you didn’t know silly guy, it says it’s Green Day in the video!
indigo hare
like booty naked
graceful lotus
who modeled his ass
indigo hare
Someone who likes Willie to be thick
craggy trail
Skill issue
wanton portal
@indigo hare have you played KCD?
indigo hare
Yes, the first is better than the second imo
craggy trail
Who the hell gave him an hourglass figure?
wanton portal
Yes, the first is better than the second imo
question
did you even read through the history lessons the game gave you
craggy trail
Yes, the first is better than the second imo
The armour is way better in the second one though you gotta admit
wanton portal
The armour is way better in the second one though you gotta admit
I've been spoiled that Henry turns GAY in the second one
indigo hare
did you even read through the history lessons the game gave you
Yes they were an interesting read, and got me into Bohemia as a whole in medieval games lol
Any medieval game my go to nations are now Bohemia, and the great, Portugal
indigo hare
I've been spoiled that Henry turns GAY in the second one
If that’s the path you decide to pursue, you have the option to be
wanton portal
If that’s the path you decide to pursue, you have the option to be
Well, at least the developers are giving the players diverse options
good on them for that
waxen heart
probably most of them are
Man i wish there was a version that hasnt the keylogger🥀🥀🥀
drowsy finch
Chester Stone <3
waxen heart
He sounds like jake from adventure time
gloomy urchin
i may be a dumbass
unborn kayak
god mothafukin daaamn
indigo hare
i may be a dumbass
But..?
raven ore
i may be a dumbass
you have to kill her
indigo hare
Or is that just the statement
gloomy urchin
Or is that just the statement
just a statement
gloomy urchin
you have to kill her
it was comical option
tired tulip
i think the horns are bad idea someone can easily grab them and twist your head ...
the humble rondel dagger:
the humble mittlehau:
the humble sword:
the humble mace:
the humble plancon:
the humble glaive:
gloomy urchin
i like skeptic voice
raven ore
i think the horns are bad idea someone can easily grab them and twist your head ...
cant be grabbed if ur on a horse or something
tired tulip
cant be grabbed if ur on a horse or something
how
tawny bear
i hate those overly sharped vids
tired tulip
height advantage
raven ore
oh ok
tired tulip
oh ok
who tf would grab the horns in active combat
if they tried to reach up with their sword i could just stab em with mine
tawny bear
who tf would grab the horns in active combat
why not
tawny bear
if they tried to reach up with their sword i could just stab em with mine
saying it easier than done unless you want a real word experience be my guest
gloomy urchin
update on the game that been downloading for ages
might be jsut your speed tbh
2mb/s
how did you even download it with this speed
tawny bear
might be jsut your speed tbh
thats extracting what already downloaded from steam
its just slow
gloomy urchin
it clearly says "network"
raven ore
who tf would grab the horns in active combat
you tend to get tired when fighting, you can just keep spamming powerful trusts to ward enemies.
this will end up in close range situations where you are grappling one another and trying to just stab each other with rondel daggers
or something like that
tawny bear
it clearly says "network"
dumb launcher . if this was true it would been 200 gb
its extracting
i dont even have enough storage for 200gb
tired tulip
you tend to get tired when fighting, you can just keep spamming powerful trusts ...
it doesnt take that much energy to swat away someones sword with good structure
i'd know
tawny bear
i downloaded the game for 120 gb and it started extracting
gloomy urchin
Back in my day 2mb/s was considered really fast
if only devs actually optimized their shit
raven ore
it doesnt take that much energy to swat away someones sword with good structure
@tired tulip
tawny bear
the same size when i got into the launcher
tired tulip
tell me this isnt fire
spark quartz
Back in my day 2mb/s was considered really fast
back in your day they used horse and carriage
gloomy urchin
back in your day they used horse and carriage
its not like you're any younger
spark quartz
its not like you're any younger
nah not really but its fun to say Easter is old
gloomy urchin
wait that's easter?
indigo hare
No
gloomy urchin
thank you but i think you need to be jsut this once
did i miss some kind of joke here
tired tulip
twin nexus
Lol
waxen heart
Why is goku there with the 4 pixel guy
gloomy urchin
whats with outlast music
ok i WANT to send what happens next but i dont think thats allowed despite halfsword literally being all about gore
tired tulip
Why is goku there with the 4 pixel guy
5 pixels you fake fan
wintry ingot
has anyone here played stronghold ever
spark quartz
has anyone here played stronghold ever
idk
waxen heart
has anyone here played stronghold ever
Never had but seen it
gloomy urchin
ok i WANT to send what happens next but i dont think thats allowed despite halfs...
jolly
is cartoonish severed head ok to post
spark quartz
Why you gotta ask me these questions bruh
spark quartz
As long as it's not that egregious
gloomy urchin
lwk not clear but its lost its comedic value anyway
indigo hare
because half sword is gore too
gloomy urchin
oh right
spark quartz
@indigo hare
Even though I'm not 30 I still relate to this and I think you will too
gloomy urchin
god i love voice of skeptical
spark quartz
indigo hare
Thanks John
tawny bear
waxen heart
Thanks John
No prob
tawny bear
listening to this on .75x is funny
waxen heart
listening to this on .75x is funny
.75x speed perhaps ?
tawny bear
yes
tawny bear
Gonna take a listen
i hate hearing myself not sure why would you do that
tired tulip
https://tenor.com/view/gaming-twitch-emote-bttv-gif-18722020
imagine having a rig like this
waxen heart
i hate hearing myself not sure why would you do that
Conidence
No wait
confidence
faint dragon
https://tenor.com/view/gaming-twitch-emote-bttv-gif-18722020
Realistic gaming
cyan cairn
i remember when i started training i was 50kg 😭
sweet wigeon
likewise
cyan cairn
+13kg in 1 year 8 or 9 months is pretty good to me
sweet wigeon
glory to the fat fucks
solar valve
i was like 5'3 and near 70kg back when i started high school (middle school i think for you freedom lovers)
solar valve
i was like 5'3 and near 70kg back when i started high school (middle school i th...
pure fatness everdeen
cyan cairn
i was like 5'3 and near 70kg back when i started high school (middle school i th...
just say how old you were
solar valve
i dont got a huge appetite
always been that way?
solar valve
just say how old you were
too much thought 🙄 like 13? 14?
sweet wigeon
i think i was like 5'10 in 6th grade
cyan cairn
yea i was 14 when i started gym 50kg and maybe 178cm
calm relic
solar valve
oh my god
solar valve
halfsword things
sweet wigeon
halfswording
indigo hare
Jesus Christmas crackers
gloomy urchin
+13kg in 1 year 8 or 9 months is pretty good to me
is it fat kilos or muscle kilos
cyan cairn
is it fat kilos or muscle kilos
probably a bit of both
more muscle i would say and also height
i stayed pretty lean the whole time
gloomy urchin
and i cant freaking post severed head from ANOTHER game without being questioned
sweet wigeon
replace the h in hobbies with b and replace tiktok with me
cyan cairn
now this last summer i got little fluff but i now lessened the sweets and snacks so im gonna get leaner
umbral bough
cosplaying was so fun before this
sweet wigeon
i destroy every bobby i see
cyan cairn
why
too much eating too less moving
or is plummeting like losing?
oh shait
well good then
eat more
solar valve
sweet wigeon
@wanton portal im sure you have something to recommend to this guy
solar valve
yeah but like
cyan cairn
and health problems +aura as a reward
umbral bough
people who waste their time on earth and don't smoke or drink
sweet wigeon
when life gives you stress
umbral bough
😂😂😂😂
solar valve
smoking a cig in a 90's wagon
sweet wigeon
play half sword
solar valve
so swagg
sweet wigeon
you dont even need cigarettes
cyan cairn
smoking is aura
solar valve
smoking is aura (fact check true 
)
cyan cairn
smoking is aura
+aura -health
umbral bough
umbral bough
those who dont smoke cigarettes cannot fathom this
solar valve
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1433888881110941927...
pinnable tbh
cyan cairn
those who dont smoke cigarettes cannot fathom this
those who pin roids
solar valve
cyan cairn
jon skywalker roids+nicotine and now heart attack and lost all gains :DD
umbral bough
https://tenor.com/view/au-falcon-drsaucepacket-yorakhunt-onyxrise-ford-falcon-gi...
ford died after the mid 2000s
shit is so ass
wanton portal
this is one of the keys to nirvana
solar valve
ford died after the mid 2000s
luckily mine is a 94 🫰
umbral bough
GM held on for a bit longer before they took a shit too
cyan cairn
this is one of the keys to nirvana
gta ahh cigarette brand
cyan cairn
cyan cairn
elite ball knowledge
have you seen the ad for it ingame 😂
wanton portal
have you seen the ad for it ingame 😂
umbral bough
wait until those gta 6 ads hit
wanton portal
https://youtu.be/ZvE1wXXBJ30?si=kTXcF3-ACo0mfeW3
LOL
graceful lotus
I just dodged a swing and swung back Willie lost his top half of the body 10/10 game
cyan cairn
booktok daughter or biketok son 😭
solar valve
booktok daughter or biketok son 😭
ropemaxxing
cyan cairn
kinda like my name without 1 letter
been wondering why my room so cold but the heat was set to under 20 celcius 😂
gloomy urchin
mod pls come up with a cool name for me because jolly doesnt want to
ok im going to bed bye
wanton portal
legalize naming your kids with numbers
gloomy urchin
dont have bad dreams everynyapony
cyan cairn
legalize naming your kids with numbers
yea this my kid named 6 7
wanton portal
no
safe flax
legalize naming your kids with numbers
i hope you are joking
cyan cairn
never tried cigarettes should i?
safe flax
never tried cigarettes should i?
no
gloomy urchin
i need cooler dreams
safe flax
make lung bad
cyan cairn
i only try snus
and nicotine pouch
but thats almost the same but without tobacco
how many mg
alright
what brand?
cyan cairn
oh wow it has grapefruit flavour too?
wanton portal
is that supposed to be tobacco in a can
cyan cairn
i try the normal one
atomic mistBOT
wanton portal
Arrgh why can't I do (x)!? 💢
indigo hare
Dip and chewing tobacco is nasty
cyan cairn
Dip and chewing tobacco is nasty
but thats not dip or chewing tobacco
thats a pouch with tobacco in it
indigo hare
but thats not dip or chewing tobacco
Im saying dip and chewing tobacco is nasty
cyan cairn
you aint supposed to swallow your saliva i think
tranquil coral
Why do I not feel too excited for holidays anymore?!
indigo hare
thats a pouch with tobacco in it
Dip is just pouchless, same thing
cyan cairn
Dip is just pouchless, same thing
yea thats that america stuff
i saw some video of a guy putting fart spray in his friends can of dip 😂
sucking?
man what the fuck
you supposed to put it in your lip not suck on it 😂
no wonder bro got problems 😭
anyway 👍
tobacco sucker
sell em
the pouches
queen phoenix
do you ever whack someone over the head just right
cyan cairn
well dont
queen phoenix
do you ever whack someone over the head just right
and they don't drop immediately but they stumble just enough for you to know the fight is basically already over
cyan cairn
we dont but people in #halfsword-chat-⚔ do
calm relic
cyan cairn
go to the moon or mars bro
its called moon its 10 dollars
cream cheese jelly on a poppy roll 16 ounce coke
carmine gate
i try this one once
I don't smoke and so if I even just taste it, I'll be sick for the rest of the day.
cyan cairn
i never tried
tawny bear
cooked a lyrics about willie (which im bad at) and used ai to make it a song 
tawny bear
do game companies expect me to read all this
cyan cairn
do game companies expect me to read all this
yes.
raven ore
noo light yagami
indigo hare
do game companies expect me to read all this
No actually they expect you not to read it, and put in all sorts of stuff Youre agreeing to. Iike when a guys wife died at Disney due to an allergic reaction, he tried to sue but it was a problem because he signed up for Disney plus, where he unknowingly agreed to settle disputes out of court by signing up
cyan cairn
human centipede :0
tawny bear
No actually they expect you not to read it, and put in all sorts of stuff Youre ...
now days i think its just possible to use ai to search this whole big text for somthing considered fishy no? that would be useful
cyan cairn
now days i think its just possible to use ai to search this whole big text for ...
ask ai
wintry ingot
indigo hare
now days i think its just possible to use ai to search this whole big text for ...
It could be a good use of AI but I wouldn’t trust it all that much honestly
cyan cairn
i use it for school stuff alot :DD
done nothing this year in school
some project i had to do i just chatgpt the whole thing vro
cyan cairn
spark quartz
cyan cairn
is ts tuff in yt shorts
wanton portal
americans are so weird
They color-code their school subjects in weird ways
why is English red
it should be Blue
tawny bear
It could be a good use of AI but I wouldn’t trust it all that much honestly
@cyan cairn
cyan cairn
<@965514083711475792>
wanton portal
you know like the color of your notebook or whatever
cyan cairn
you know like the color of your notebook or whatever
who cares
cyan cairn
its you who cares
wanton portal
do I care
cyan cairn
🤷
cyan cairn
vro just agree to the terms 😭
tawny bear
vro just agree to the terms 😭
i think every human would shit on game companies if they read the terms of use
wanton portal
i think every human would shit on game companies if they read the terms of use
"we can actually restrict you from playing our game at any given time"
indigo hare
<@965514083711475792>
Disney ass company
cyan cairn
who the hell plays roblox 😂
wanton portal
I'm pretty sure you can say "damn" now on roblox
tawny bear
who the hell plays roblox 😂
got over 1k hours on this
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2358050/GraalOnline_Era/
tawny bear
no way someone named zenonex on their, first time happens , im gonna sue him
cyan cairn
priviet cyka blyat
idi nahui
uhh what else i know
i know pashall nahui or something like that they call me in counter strike
wanton portal
priviet cyka blyat
Viva la France
cyan cairn
Viva la France
viva la ruski bro
tawny bear
chill i didnt even make my character yet
cyan cairn
oh damn
cyan cairn
they pretty mean over there in counter strike :DD
tawny bear
me after accepting the terms of use
wanton portal
first 1 yes
how long are you into it?
I hate walking
I want a horse already
tawny bear
how long are you into it?
I hate walking
I want a horse already
i did reach the bald annoying guy and killed him
thats the furthest i got i think
wanton portal
by that time you had a horse yet?
wanton portal
ok cool
I want to learn how to read first
too bad the person lives in shit ville or whatever
shell lichen
Uh oh im being stalked by laser eyes over here
wanton portal
you cant do that with french
left steppe
Hi guys
tawny bear
example?
left steppe
How is everyone doing
wanton portal
How is everyone doing
gassy
shell lichen
Uh oh im being stalked by laser eyes over here
Boutta cut me in half with the laser beam
shell lichen
How is everyone doing
Tired
tawny bear
ofc toward someone why would i swear on myself
left steppe
Willie is actually based off a true story
shell lichen
Scratching cat with mentos?
left steppe
One day, Willhelm W. Fischer had been strolling around his residence
And was then attacked by a vicous man with a sword
cyan cairn
Scratching cat with mentos?
give cat some mentos
tawny bear
Scratching cat with mentos?
maybe the cat likes the scent?
left steppe
He had died, but luckily he was a leading factor in cloning research, so as a donor the lab had already cloned him
Willie was continuesly killed
shell lichen
Do like them head scratches
left steppe
By the same vicous man
cyan cairn
Do like them head scratches
give it mentos
severe fulcrum
too bad the person lives in shit ville or whatever
The road from the back of rattay takes u straight there through the woods
shell lichen
give it mentos
Bros bodily fluids gonna fly up like a coca cola
severe fulcrum
To uzhitz
tawny bear
i accedentally put uk region on eso imagine them locking me for age
cyan cairn
watafak
left steppe
Whoever made that is a talented editor though, the lighting is great.
cyan cairn
left steppe
"clay mixer"?
left steppe
Lower
cyan cairn
no i dont do legs sorry
tawny bear
You used a slur
please dont ban him
indigo hare
please dont ban him
Slurs are an instant ban
tawny bear
Slurs are an instant ban
what about these
indigo hare
what about these
My friend, fuck isnt a slur
shell lichen
Fuck you twice!
cyan cairn
what about these
these are NOT slurs 😭
shell lichen
Fuck you thrice!
spark quartz
My friend, fuck isnt a slur
Plz dont cuss I'm very sensitive
cyan cairn
Plz dont cuss I'm very sensitive
same
shell lichen
Say the delicate wors against people of darker colour and you shall be rewarded with a toenail
💀
left steppe
The ||N-Word and ||||F-slur|| is what they mean
cyan cairn
My friend, fuck isnt a slur
what about dmn is dmn a slur?
shell lichen
No n word is allowed
left steppe
what about d*mn is d*mn a slur?
No
shell lichen
U should say it rn
autumn laurel
My friend, fuck isnt a slur
left steppe
Damnation is the curse of a destine to hell
tawny bear
Say the delicate wors against people of darker colour and you shall be rewarded ...
ngl toenail is sure nice reward
left steppe
Basically you're going to hell if you're damned
shell lichen
Tonayls
tawny bear
these are NOT slurs 😭
okay i got it
shell lichen
Basically you're going to hell if you're damned
Its abyss all over again
Aaand i got warned
tawny bear
cyan cairn
bro sent a curse word saying what about these 😭 😭
left steppe
Aaand i got warned
For?
spark quartz
Discussing moderation action in public is against the rules.
shell lichen
Encouraging non allowed words lol
spark quartz
If you have an issue make a modmail
autumn laurel
left steppe
Discussing moderation action in public is against the rules.
Yes sir jolly mod mister sir!
shell lichen
Discussing moderation action in public is against the rules.
So im getting another one
cyan cairn
Discussing moderation action in public is against the rules.
warn em again so they know not to do that
spark quartz
So im getting another one
Only if you continue
indigo hare
So im getting another one
That would be funny but no
left steppe
That would be funny but no
It would
shell lichen
That would be funny but no
Would be pretty funny
autumn laurel
That would be funny but no
its opposite day
spark quartz
its opposite day
oh is it? Militus you're nice
cyan cairn
if i get warned 1 more time i think its a temporary ban or whatever some mod told me
shell lichen
Warn combo from streetfighters
tawny bear
Would be pretty funny
cyan cairn
bro been waiting to use this
shell lichen
Because i have a very solid argument for why it shouldnt be forbidden that ive used for years in another community
left steppe
Right?
spark quartz
Is re*ard considered a slur here
How about instead of asking stupid questions you read the #rules
cyan cairn
its only a slur if your offended by it
shell lichen
How about instead of asking stupid questions you read the <#1043855693079388180>
But i am stupid
spark quartz
But i am stupid
Read the rules
cyan cairn
bro gon get warned real soon
shell lichen
Yes sir
wanton portal
shell lichen
bro gon get warned real soon
Yk that guy who balanced between the twin towers?
He was balancing between life and death
left steppe
Does anyone have 37 cents in steam credit
shell lichen
imagine being a lawyer like you gotta defend killers
Ive thought about that
Has to suckkk
left steppe
I want to buy geometry dash buy I have $2.12
raven ore
couldnt live with that myself
money
cyan cairn
yea im watching How Police Captured Colorado's Smartest Killer
spark quartz
I want to buy geometry dash buy I have $2.12
job
cyan cairn
pretty cool video
shell lichen
yea im watching How Police Captured Colorado's Smartest Killer
Its great
left steppe
Just kidding
shell lichen
I watched it 6 days ago
tawny bear
time to steal and scam people
left steppe
I'm studying police work
cyan cairn
im not
waxen heart
I'm studying police work
Why
left steppe
To become an officer
waxen heart
Just a question tho
left steppe
Rob rob rob
waxen heart
To become an officer
Cassius thunder ?
indigo hare
time to steal and scam people
Oh god Youre a khajit..
left steppe
Cassius thunder ?
Bodycam off since 1776
shell lichen
Rob rob rob
Shob shob shob
tawny bear
JOB JOB JOB
its a relief that i got a job and immune to this
shell lichen
Shob shob shob
Wtf does that mean
cyan cairn
Cassius thunder ?
cassius thunderbob
spark quartz
Oh god Youre a khajit..
Uh oh
cyan cairn
theres a guy in my gym who looks like that guy deadass
waxen heart
its a relief that i got a job and immune to this
Does family working count
left steppe
Right now I'm working at a small music studio in my hometown
shell lichen
cassius thunderbob
BOB!
cyan cairn
theres a guy in my gym who looks like that guy deadass
he got the glasses too
quasi birch
every day is a new day except for tomorrow
tawny bear
Does family working count
you mean house chores?
waxen heart
No like dad working at a mechanic place
tawny bear
Does family working count
oh nvm i understand . no it doesnt
shell lichen
cassius thunderbob
Fucking GOTTA love BOB bro
left steppe
Does family working count
If your chores include working for a family buisiness then the government classifies it as a job
tawny bear
No like dad working at a mechanic place
since u dont work
shell lichen
you mean house chores?
I require 1000 dollars for the service of cleaning my room
waxen heart
If your chores include working for a family buisiness then the government classi...
Well i do chores to find something to do rather stare at my phone
left steppe
Your family can pay you for it, but it can also go unpaid, and is seen as normal chores.
shell lichen
😭
left steppe
Labor laws are pretty cool. I did some studying.
shell lichen
Labor laws are pretty cool. I did some studying.
Laws about birth :o
untold plaza
Should child labor laws be illegal?
shell lichen
Jk
waxen heart
Should child labor laws be illegal?
Child labor is illegal
spark quartz
Should child labor laws be illegal?
shell lichen
What about summer jobs
left steppe
Depending on your state, you could get a worker's permit and work at as low as 13 as long as approved by the principle, possibly the school board
waxen heart
But since the victorian period child labor was legal back then
And jobs were horrible
left steppe
Laws about birth :o
You HAVE to be trying to break the rules #2
left steppe
What about summer jobs
You can own a buisiness as a minor
That includes working with lawnmowing and things of the such
Self employment
shell lichen
My brother lawnmoved our local football field and headquarters along with his buddies
During summer
He didnt exactly mow the headquarters floor though
left steppe
My brother lawnmoved our local football field and headquarters along with his bu...
Push mowers are okay, pretty sure you have to be careful about the riding ones though. Usually in the manual it restricts it to people with a permit or ages 16 and above
shell lichen
Im 16, so was my brother at that time
left steppe
All good then
cyan cairn
Push mowers are okay, pretty sure you have to be careful about the riding ones t...
i drove those with my friend when we were like 9
it was so fun
left steppe
i drove those with my friend when we were like 9
Lol
Private property and adult supervision is always a different story
cyan cairn
used to pull a lil trailer and have his brother with us too
tawny bear
cyan cairn
Private property and adult supervision is always a different story
there was no supervision
left steppe
What the fuck is that
cyan cairn
but yea on their yard
left steppe
You can actually drink alcohol underage with specific things
cyan cairn
you dont gotta be 18 to work