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guys quick question, i'm the only one that "the ultimate challenge" crush after a bit of fights?
ok question solved thx lmao
Turn off blood !!!!!!
For some reason it crashes the game, they should really just add back the blood from the day 1 blood update version
thx, btw any news on the kickstarter?
?
on kickstarter, there is the announcment, i was wondering when and if it was a thing
Don’t give money to that !! Half Sword gets funding from Game Seer
No, halfsword has official backers through gameseer
And they don’t want yours yet
oh cool
They should take my money instead ngl
I could outbuy game seer, trust
i cannot but i know of people that i can sell their organs
you're telling me
halfsword has KICKSTARTER
that I dont know about
Why u had to bait me like that
because they're a master baiter
A kickstarter they don’t want you to use lol </3
why though
Game Seer gives them money now
then Ill give money to game seer
give money to me
why
because
Just do it
"trust me" ™
And millitus
What does times magazine have to do with this
We should go splitsies
That's the average face from those 4 million ppl
bruh tbh there is a great chance that this random guy is also employed
yeah.... sure
will the gane come out this month?
has to
release date is in q4 and q4 is ending
been waiting yearss
same
they changed the half sword server tag 😔
i still remember when it had the fungus
newgens won't know the lore...
i remember that
assume willy is constant
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they said its releasing in q4
No, it'll come out in 2025. The Steam page says that
So it's set to release sometime in October, November, or December 2025

so its december rn
It can come out two months or one month ago
ago? what the fuck
I think burgundian was trying to make a joke
you sir may be high
No I'm saying what Q4 is
meta quest 4?
What does saying mean
It means your mom
Bro hit me with the 5 year old joke
well i could tell cuz theres bugs under your skin
and you may got too high you can overdose
Th is going on
and cops are coming
I dunno Ragnar
THERE’S BUGS UNDER YOUR SKIN
Yo mama is eternal
If you wanna get them out you can tell real date of release
~2025-~12-XX
somewhere between now and whenever
Explain in fortnite terms
December 16 or 22 I’m guessing
The community manager made it clear they can't get specific yet, but it's still planned for 2025
i guess tomorrow
You can't squeeze out certainty out of vague estimation
so it can be november october or december ??
not now
The Steam page made it clear
i have no steam sir
its going to release before January 1st 2026
It could be
You don't need a Steam account to view the game's steam page.
Like saying the next zone will pull somewhere on the map
October 2026 were cooked
so it can be december 31st? which is my birthday?
no bro
Bro it can be anything
Holy shit
Getting delayed till next year confirmed
could be, could be before
There's no certain date, just the planned year
It could be delayed and that's normal
uhm
No I’ve been waiting too long not fair
Good
im getting high
Keep waiting boi
i believe before 2026!!!!!
hopium
i fucking believe not
I believe 2026 October
Thx chief
10 months left boys
explain in geographic terms
fuck you lebron (sorry lebron)
Take Canada, imagine it's like Spain but with a sprinkle of Germany
update releases the moment u climb mount everest
Gra
probably a scammer
first message and new so yeah
You are our protector
nah just some random promoter from us marines
i know this guy his name is pablo
Bro trying to enroll random Europeans🥀
that is my katze
which im ich habe
I bet he doesn't pay the bills
who
well she does
Gah damn
she pays like somewhere between 140.000 ugandian dollars and 200.000 ukrainian dirhams i dont know
Sorry I cant read numbers
It’s December, now comes the big reveal, will Half Sword come out and we all sing in jubilee or will it be releasing in 2026…
Idk about ya’ll but honestly I’m happy either way, either we get the game or we get a even better game later on so it’s a win win
between $40 and $54.458
Pls refrain from being emotionally mature and patient
that server is english only
dude
speak english
what
Let him cook
you literally finger
indeed
When the 9-5 starts feeling like eeffoc
Because i don't give eefoc until I've had my morning coffee
My sincerest apologies, I will now spam every text channel on this server demanding a release within the hour. xd
Because eeffoc backwards is coffee
that is my cat (woman cat)
thank you sir finger
Good Lord above, she is a big girl
Very cute
This is my cat (woman cat)
damn she looks like that one muscular big dog idk. cool👍👍
I would send a picture of my cat but I’m not active enough to have permission to send pictures sadly, so instead I will use my illithid powers to manifest an image into your brains instead. 🙏
alright im trying to get picture of your cat
tell me when you send her
Just did did you get it?
uhm wait its loading
I am level one, perhaps if I rant a bit more about random things I will unlock the permissions.
That's how it's done
NO FUCKING WAY
if you would like i can send it for you if you dm it
What did thee have for dinner today?
You lying thats not your cat
It is, I swear it
Good idea actually
I did not think of that
Dude you are literally the best cat owner oat
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Never
CAN YOU SEE HER?
AAAAARRRGHHHH
here is his cats
Lil goofballs🥺
The tuxedo is Caesar (Kai-sar), and Thomas is the tabby
Holy shit that is what i saw i promise
I'm blind now
Fresh images too
uhmmm i dont know
Both taken within two hours of the present
I've seen too much
Why have you done this to me
Succumb to the intrusion
Surrender your mind
The illithid empire calls thee
what the fuck did you just sent me?
You don’t want to know
that is not a cat
I’m surprised how many messages ï must send to get level 2
Usually I’d have if by now
I don't even know how I got lol 3
you must be some googoogaga kind of guy
I’ve been in this server for a long while ï believe, I just am not active in discord servers
I use discord to talk to the same 4 people on a daily basis
i think discord is kind of weird app
In what way?
Bro just fumbled under 0.pressure
i use telegram like a normal person
It’s ironic, I’m a computing student but when it comes to any online things like memes or what’s being said on social media a medieval peasant would have more knowledge than me on the matter
I’ve never used it
What is telegram even for?
buying bad pills idk
so ur 29.04.2008?
Indeed
you are young man
Indeed I am
im 31.12.2006
I have many years ahead I hope
you are also a young man
You’re not much older than me then
I’m sure you do
I was ironically born on the day the game released
We hear a bloody voice, on a fractured rope hope stays(?)
Furor burns, but we don't win?, we win over chaos
no fucking way brother
Some is correct but not exactly
“We hear the voice of blood; in the broken heart hope remains.
Fury burns, but does not conquer; we conquer chaos.”
Indeed, 29th of April 2008
Oh yes yes now jt makes sense
You are so lucky
It was a good game
I enjoyed playing it
I played it in 2013 alongside GTA V when it came out
I can’t say I was any good at either since I was 5 but I enjoyed it well
bro you were like really young back then
Indeed, 5 years old
My brother got 5 the day it released, I enjoyed repeating the north Yankton heist over and over mostly
No
You’ll harm your body but death is unlikely
fuck
Most important chemicals and processes in your body happen while you sleep, I’d highly recommend you do so
Knock yourself out if u can't sleep
Chemical production and processes*
Oh shid
I am still at level 1
okay my fellow brothers have a nice day or night i dont know
Farewell
hello
Poor baby
In my profile picture?
Who made that picture
That I can’t say, I found the photo on Pinterest
Shid
I can send you the image if you’d like
Yes pls
half sword is never releasing at this point
never
theres still no actual release date, no communication from the devs of any kind, just "soon"
i think this is a sign we are not getting early access anytime soon
me when #faq
so far the only confirmed early access release date is Q4 2025 which basically means it releases this month
me when outdated information that hasnt been updated for a year with no further dev talk on the matter
it has actually
if u look at the end of the message u will see the (edited) tag
also i just saw their stance on modding and al li can say is LMAO hahahahahaha people are going to mod your game whether you like it or not and nobody cares about mods being "Lore friendly" so a developer being so anti-mod unless its strictly realistic is just... delusional
if youre on pc u can hover over the edit thing and see when it was edited
go look at zomboid, skyrim, bg3, any game with mods and tell me everything you can download pertains 100% to those specific worlds lore. the fun of mods is that they AREN'T realistic 99% of the time
ahhh
ok i didnt know that
anyway im still salty that they're using chatgpt to generate their developer lore log things
??????
go and run their dev logs throguh copyleaks ai content detector
it comes up as 100% ai
i put my own writing in to test and 0% ai for me
go run the lore thing about the alleyway or w/e through the copyleaks ai content detector.
let me think, maybe because the way its formatted??
maybe because it's written like the way AI talks?
not x -- but y type of speech? the way chatgpt "Writes" stories? "Not the kind that x, the kind that y" is very AI
Racism against chatgpt before gt6
its because they combined multiple questions in the same message with a gap betweem them
I am not racist to chatgpt, i talk to chatgpt often, im just saying its way of writing is extremely obvious
you got that right fuck them clanckers
any over-the-top writing about a different world looks a bit like AI to me
im not talking about their FAQ im talking about the lore they wrote
We should run a test
wait where
Automatons will win lil human
from announcements
"Back Alley of Frankenberg
Ah, that alley? Best keep your boots dry and your mouth shut if you wander there. Used to be a shortcut behind the tavern — quiet, smelled of yeast and old wood — till the baron lost his patience with the merchant and the innkeep. Third time they missed their tax, he said enough was enough.
So he had his men drag out the spoiled barrels from the cellar, stacked ’em high, and fenced the whole place in with rot. Called it justice, the bastard. Said those barrels were worth more than the men who owed him. Broke one, and you’d find yourself strapped to that oak beam by the tavern — the Schandbalken, he calls it — where the ravens learn your name before nightfall.
Folks still hear laughter from that alley after sundown. Not the kind that warms you, mind — the kind that listens back."
so explain that
lol
yeah, that one didnt really make sense to me
couldnt gauge the meaning
maybe it is but i kinda trust the devs and the mods enough to say a may be a false positive
yeah now that im rereading it it doesnt make sense lol
I really couldnt care less if they use chatgpt to write their games lore because the game isnt a story game
its just a physics arena fighter
I kinda like the lore though
it just struck me as very odd they were using chatgpt at all
but its more forgivable than treyarch using it
BO7 is so peak
it seems like there used to be a ruler of some kind, then The Baron took over
I laughed so hard
say sike rn
and he has an evil jester
GIANT MACHETE ATTACK
yeah ok that was pretty epic tho
im baised so ill say its probably a false positive
i do agree it is formatted like ai but keep in mind that style of writing existed way before ai in its current form was a thing
idk.... its a recent post and half sword is a recent game
but you are right
its the same with ai art, that art style had to exist before ai because ai is merely copying an existing art style
or rather copying multitudes of art styles and mashign them into one is the explanation i remember
yes but its a medieval game it has to use this style
I guess, but in all my years of playing Skyrim I never once saw the phrase "not the kind that x the kind that y"
its a quite commonly used phrase
mostly in narrative based media
alright
which is what the message was
well, as a writer, i have never used that phrase.
Wtf do they mean the laughter listens back
ai slop
its the exact type of shit chatgpt spits out to try and sound "Deep"
its just a fake nonsense "philosophical" "Edgy" nothing metaphor lol
really depends on how you write
Yes, that's also true
Apples are like warm laughter, they listen back
keep in mind the person who wrote this is like a 30-40 yo adult
😭
i mean, i've been writing since i was 12 years old and im 25 now, and i still have never used that phrase.
if you have any questions regarding the writing you can ping mcwonderbeast
That doesn't make sense and i'm not sure thats a valid metaphor
I think a metaphor has to mean something, doesn't it?
Yeah, I made it up to link it to their text
world's first!!!!
ive been searching and i havent found anything
then its not a metaphor
Never give up no no
What?
Why not
its supposed to have meaning
someone is claiming that the steam fest drops annoucements are ai generated
What if the metaphor creates a new meaning
Isn't that the pinnacle of creativity
then thats a metaphor
Yeah people claim that allot.
When is a metaphor without a meaning
so far thats what i found but im trying to search for the source
Oh shit
yeah thats not really true i think
its using the halfsword posts as sources
Lol and then if you do a search on the information it provided there are no results. AI hallucinates and lies if it does not have an answer it is not within it's parameters to say so, it is required to respond so it will generate information regardless of the validity.
hello chat
Rage against the machine
I feel bad for the youth thinking they can trust AI to learn from.
fuck ai
why would Naomi shibab nye be writing about the back alleys of frankenberg 😭
Lmao
but basically for context, someone said that the line "Folks still hear laughter from that alley after sundown. Not the kind that warms you, mind — the kind that listens back." is ai generated because they never heard "Not the kind that X, the kind that Y" and the meaning of "not the kind that warms you, the kind that listens back"
Meh I like AI it has allot of great uses, you just need to understand what it is and what it is not.
rate supper chat
it fucked me over more than helped honestly
like 4 to 1
ai could be good if u train it to do something specific, example for that is Ghost's ai bot, Steward
It’s not good at reading and interpreting sources but it’s good at finding them
So use it to find sources and then read them urself
it helps solve problems related to his mod and sometimes the game, he trained it well
it actually checks its memory
and knows what its talking about
peak
Someone should do an experiment and see who does more mistakes, ai or humans
Hi veroo
well thinking about it, humans probably
announcement when
assuming the ai is trained
this guy had a vision
is that grapefruit flavored electrolytes mixed with water
reach
im good
bored
idk what to do
really depends on what are you asking and who are you asking
Make an experiment about mistakes done by ai and humans
I’m watching a video about a guy filleting every type of fish
Its pretty interesting
lmao
seems cool
I am not a robot btw
oh yeah? whats 9 + 10?
That's such a deep question - and a welcome one!
Let's think about it together
I meant
16
dolphin looking ahh
thanks chicken from hotline miami
YO
Veroo do u fw my zomboid loadout
how heavy are you
11/12
lmao
I have to wear all of this or I die when I go outside 😭
Zero his ass
Its -90 and dropping 😭
damn
the funniest thing is smasher saw the guy strangle his own father
bro is in alska
Smasher doesn’t give a fuck bro 😭
He just wants something to do
I am wearing my alaskan clothes
yea and he just stares at you when you're hiding
"I aint paid enough to care for this shit"
lmao
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the 3rd boss is harder than last one damn
i guess you can say... ||chicken j0ckey||
didnt work the first time did it lol
ban this guy to the gates of oblivion
The main problem with many AI is that advanced models are being trained and fed information published by confidently inaccurate primitive models so until that feedback loop gets addressed, if ever, you’ll just be getting more sophisticated misinformation
Half Word
Oh boy time to watch another oblivion moments compilation
Thought this was an IRL list for a sec
Thats what my zomboid guy wears
Thats what I saw afterwards
I seen a video the other day of a 3 year old on chatgpt saying they are "doing school" The future is a little worrying 
Where's Moai
Even Leo made a recent statement on this
Woah your pfp is jolly now !! :D

Leo?
listen to yoda you must hmhmhmhmmhmhm
That fucking fly emoji scared the shit out of me
get that off my screen
😭
thank you
XD
where tf did he go
it doesnt say hes even in the server anymore
@Sir Moai
see???
Where is sir moai of christmas 🙁
I’m pro ai for its capabilities. I think shitting on it is insane when it’s really just a catalog of the internet you can interact with
Ignoring the ethical isssues ofc
It’s not becoming a teacher but it’s so advanced right now in less than 5 years. Imagine what it’s gonna look like 10 years from now
Compare the internet back in early 2000s to the internet now
defined our entire generation
i just had to to do @sir
i see
oh there he is
i was trying to do @sir moai lol
putting the space in breaks the finder apparently
Le pope
AHHHHH
Coward
Omg the half sword is real
I was sent this once and when I saw this asleep I got so scared that I jumped out of bed and broke it
i make poopy i make shitty
You are poopy you are shitty
@indigo hare Moai
Yes
It is i, moai
Insert remark about your character here
tfw everyone at halfsword is online at once
P.S.A
I'm making a joke.
WTf is that spacing between S and A
Kerning
🤮
WAT
Son
Say you swear u playin them half sword
Haven't been here for 2 months. Is the game released yet?
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it would make sense i belive they might
thatd be goated
It would’ve been way faster to just check steam store 
No it’s not out yet
True
Yes👍
Please don’t address your superiors directly
Hey a question, I donated some money back in 2022 and wanted to ask, if there is anything special for people who donated. Just curious if there is like a version I can be missing on 😄
The game developed just as I imagined it back then. So good
@indigo hare I'm bowing to you now
that spider gif is too poor looping to be scary
Uhhh I don't think so
wtf
Jesus Christ this is as great as it is horrifying
LMFAO
WHAT HAPPENED WHY DID THEY RESET
What presets
Thanks 😄 Glad I didn't miss out on anything!
Mods be like
LMFAOOO
is there a way to preorder?
Nice to have you back
mods for fucking text!?
No
All we can really do tbh is just wait
fucking microsoft
Where did you donate to? I didn’t know they ever allowed donations
istg
There's not many other activities to do for EA other than... speculation... and lots of it... and maybe some betting
Wasn't there like a kickstarter
lol I read that as sword preset like the loadout selector mod wiping your presets
The site you could download it from, I can check the name I think 😄
Dang that was a long time ago
I just know we talked about it with Frank and I recall using a site which allowed me to download it too...
Itch allows donations? Damn
2022 was like ten years ago?
Didnt know that either
Dam
3 gladly
But time sure runs quite fast 😄
At LEAST a few hours
In its own way 😄
Maybe a few days
Someone double check that pls
All I wanna do is buy 32 gigs of DDR5 
Source?
Well that is a good question then. Im not sure. I can ask the community manager and see if he knows anything
Oh well no need to go to so much trouble 😄
I just saw this explode all over tiktok
I can draw you as a perk for donating
I just downloaded steam demo, and its missing most weapon I remember 😄
Or whatever u want
I think your monthly allowance would serve well
:D
I lose more money that I gain
Alright he got back to me right away, and it honestly hasn’t been discussed yet if there is or not. So do with that what you will in regards to expectations
oh
So best I can do is drawing your prompts LOL
Alright thanks for checking
draw me as a chunky knight fighting a hoard of skinny man-at-arms please.
It is something on their to do list though
Just focusing on development right now
K
Check Steam page
I will ask my mum if I can play this game
Before the end of the year
I'll ask my brother Sir Moai if I can play
Parental permission is always good 🙏
You are older than 13 right
May I obtain your fraternal permission
I was 16 when I donated sooo
I think I am
I am not too good with numbers sorry
correct me if i am wrong
Okay, you are wrong Youre actually 57
okay buddy
oh
Half Sword more like Half Sushi because I'm hungry for sushi
Who u calling buddy buddy
Is it embarrasing to not have a job then?
when did the videos on the steam page get there
Sushi is peak food
No YOU buddy
are those old vids
nuh uh
YUH UH
Awww cute bunny
Halfsword more like Halfamillionisneededformysafereleasefromanundisclosedlocationinthenevadadesert
Da ROUND fluffy bunny

Aint reading allat
LOL
Dingus that is actually hilarious
there it is seperated 'Half a million is needed for my safe release from an undisclosed location in the Nevada desert.'
gojo ah
Dingus that is actually hilarious? more like Dingus that is actually hilariouspleasehelpmethisisnotajokeIneedmoneytheyaretorturingmeaswespeakthisismylastresort
And to put it concisely for those with ruined attention spans:
- Dingus requires $500K for safe release in Nevada
I aint reading allat
I have a questions, i play Half sword demo, but in the store it say "Half sword tech demo" wich is not in my lib and i can "download" it but when i try nothing hapenns. Do you guys know anything about this or is it juste a bug with the name and it's the same thing i already have ?
read this then || ||
Nevada, US: Dingus short of 500,000USD for release
Dingus trapped in Nevada, US; needs half million dollars
just midnight
Million dollars needed for Dingus safety
500,000 USD = Safe Dingus
Have you checked your Steam library
What's y'alls favorite "Man at Arms" weapon?
what's the difference between paying a million for Dingus safety or paying 500k for safe Dingus?
I prefer sword for all classes, but I have more fun with the big axe there to change things up
Well well well
If it isnt I lick Mariah Carey toes
pick a name nerd
Yeah I like the sword too, but at this point targets get really armored
It's supposed to carry the same meaning lmao, just rephrased and attempted concision for his attention
at least I keep mine the same
you get his half ( literally )
Yea inside i have the simple "Halfsword demo" but no such thing as "Half sword Tech demo"
Forgive me for being festive you scrooge
Swords aren't just for lack of plate armor.
Jolly 
that too
Really?
you're done, banned from general catfish
I use it in Man-at-Arms and Knight rank to reach gaps by half-swording. It's also a legit historical technique for plated knights to half-sword into armor gaps.
nuh uh
Armpits, neck, rear of legs, the elbows...
It's not as straightforward as "give concussions and blunt hits," but it's fun and effective
I'm gonna go complain to the community manager if you keep this up. You don't wanna know what's coming next

Two handed
what's the difference between paying a million for Dingus safety or paying 500k for safe Dingus?? more like what's the difference between paying a million for Dingus safety or paying 500k for safe Dingusonemilliontheybuymeafirstclassflightbackhomeandhalftheythrowmeoutofamovingvan
I can use one handed too for half-swording
oh yeah what are you gonna say?
"I'm I lick Mariah Carey toes and jolly mod hurt my fragile little feelings wah wah wah"
exactly
Like the one I put in #photography📷 ?
he never told me how they taste , he gets sensitive if you ask him about that
I pray for your downfall
FYI IRL swords stayed relevant when plate advanced in the form of the estoc—essentially a long blunt spike with a sharp point for getting the TINIEST gaps.
gatekeeping toe taste is crazy
It's even in the 1v1 picture
I pray for your upfall
Yeah that's fine
someone getting the eye gaps
Yep just shows how commonplace it is to swordfight at that level
I ain't gatekeeping shit
yeah i know right? he wont tell me at all , he keeping all the taste info to himself
First thing I see after joining
Gottem
I’ve been here a minute what the hell lmao
I've never done "brave stand"
Welcome to the halfcord 😎
Should I try it?
To put it concisely, half-swording is a lot more crucial to win against plates
Top five things Illinois DOESN'T want you to know
Sure. It's a bit laggy as expected but it's fun
K,own
You can get free windows
sorry I can't read.
I'm typing too quickly
can you use pictures to describe your question, I'm illiterate
Mainly here to ask if there’s an official release date or if they’re just gonna randomly drop it mid December
Illinwah
sometime mid December is all we know
Plate armor weighs you down. Heavy stamina usage.
You got to be more efficient with your movements.
does anyone know if theres anymore maps besides the main area
Ballin
When I get tired, I just run to a corner where I can stand with my sword relaxed just to recover stamina.
K
Even just for 2 seconds
They developing them rn
There are
thanks
I like the username Storm Crasher
Hello my Willies
Thanks
I put another set in #references♥_1450-1470, is that also good?
I like how he also has a bell pepper
No
#references♥_1450-1470 Is an antique society studying about 1450-1470s Europe and giving arms & armor suggestions
You're better off sharing simple screenshots like that in #halfsword-chat-⚔
No perms yet
#photography📷 has more limitations surrounding the photos like not being cropped, etc
Gotcha
To be safe uhh just keep chatting
Cuz cropped screenshots aren't allowed in Photography lol
Pretty straightforward Italian armor
Yeah this is alright
Also my connection is severely down so I won't be able to chat reliably
Lol
you cant dodge the question now
Lmao thats crazy
🙏
he tryin to dodge it
Impossible after what you send now lmao XD
yeah he cant put any more excuses now
@still scaffold be a man and show up
you are deaf not blind
Okay here you go 🖕
💀 🥀
LAMAOAOOA
Okay we'll see you on your alt soon
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Like a 2fa if you will
NOOO

Bruh I was WINNING
Lol
Fatal error
Turn of blood fella
That rule was approved by real Willie lovers
The ultimate challange was my computer
its fine imma apply for discord support and ask him through support
the ultimate challenge is not to crash with blood on
I'm on the highest blood setting
I am sending him a registered mail with return receipt 
That’s why you crash
LOL
Willie can you please say Rogue?
HIGHEST BLOOD FOR ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
Man I look forward to blacksmithing myself lol
grabbing awillie and stuffing his head in the oven
wonder if EA will feature burn scars
There is also a perk, if you look at this pic you will gain +5 stamina
Man I didn't talk about Halfsword 😭 🙏 I am currently building up my on little workshop
oh well
Not a fan of the shoes on the table like that
What the fuck
Why is he naked
Did my message get deleted
Yes
and of course you turn coat
with your piss username
the willie bot needs a trigger word so I can spam him
like "help me"
help me
@turbid fable
wrong one
Nooo
@dreamy mango
@dreamy mango
hate the game dont hate the player
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you should return
i think not
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Halfsword is coming TOMORROW
can I preorder it
how are you able to say this
we've been outplayed
Mfw bots cant detect caps locks 
Ts is not happening 😭
Nope
they can
It's just that the bot doesn't expect the full sentence
They just didn’t though 😡 so they can but are purposely ignoring it. Great
a forest map would be cool
Yeah
yeah to bad they dont want to add it (im trolling)
Clankers
That’s right that forest map Thats posted in #announcements for early access will NOT be in early access obviously because they don’t want to add it
Damn your edit
"Clankers lack creativity"
i saw you start typing and edited it 😭
I saw that
yeah if he frowns then its sick
That one flight meme
Thats a dog in a human costume
Me when you when and me you when you and me
Ahh, yes
Because Halfsword is releasing in the upcoming days (specifically the one succeeding today)
Block that clanka
Thou shall not order a baja blast without a crunchwrap supreme
Thunder sound effect needs to go with this
Lightning in a bottle
Clash Royale
BOOOMMMM
Did it look medieval
Wrong video
Jeez bro
Nothing but slip ups today
I fell off
Like nate diaz
Or whoever moai likes most in the ufc
Y'all see that rdr1 mobile
Wha
like Rockstar
Yea
They gonna release it on even more platforms
I got it free on PlayStation too
wtf they actually did
Thats
Fuckin dumb
Ngl
Money grab
Really? Guess I should get that
smelly easter
My phone is too old
Money grab
Why? The future generations will now be able to experience peak gaming
