general-catfish-🐱🐟

[untold wraith]

And I know for a fact I'm not missing out

[mighty badger]

yk the paint option for amenities in jwe2 right? well because of modular building we have to paint each single piece now

[indigo hare]

I know for a fact you dont have an eye for dinosaur park design

[pearl coral]

Is this w eats

[indigo hare]

Dont worry about it

[mighty badger]

im sure they will change it tho

[mighty badger]

you just lack the vision to surpass the valley of your own ignorance.

[indigo hare]

Mild inconvenience i guess, im sure a mod will take care of it or they’ll patch it

[mighty badger]

im hoping for a patch because i got it on console for now

[indigo hare]

Your park, I bet your park would have 1 visitor

[mighty badger]

it was 30 bucks for a account with it, way more affordable

[visual charm]

it would be someone dressed up as a minion

[mighty badger]

oh yeah also, they fixed the tadpolesaurus, he's feathered now

[indigo hare]

Hes cute

[mighty badger]

heres the two of them

the baby of the new one is so cute

[mighty badger]

yeah i love him

im happy they gave the option to choose that design

its very unique, looks straight out of the books

oh yeah, indoraptor is untamable now

i tried putting him with the raptors and he just snapped their necks

he became the ultimate dino opp

[untold wraith]

You're practically a dinosaur. I don't see people lining up outside your door

insert random meme

Gottem

[mighty badger]

the whatsapp song is so good

[mighty badger]

are you affiliated to the burgundy radio or just styling over them?

[indigo hare]

Screw burgundy radio

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/averageanatomy-tonio-gif-7163611795430629808

[indigo hare]

I just see CLark talk about it but I don’t know what it is lol

[mighty badger]

its a literal radio with a very eccentric guy organizing stuff

but it has a site and all that

[gloomy crest]

it's basically me combining radio qualities like journalism, arts, and culture with my ye olde passion for fantasy micronation stuff

It contrasts like that because the idea of a radio station declaring war on another kingdom is so funny

We had an internet radio stream for awhile until I decided the expenses weren't worth it

[faint dragon]

ok clark

[gloomy crest]

when I was off to design moai on a scooter, I decided to create it in the file where i edit my banners

so i just left it there lol

I thought the Burgundian cross was kinda cool

Kinda looks like a sportsy flame decor

[indigo hare]

Youre an interesting fella Clark, in the best way lol

[gloomy crest]

And you're a joeful one

[indigo hare]

Joe

[gloomy crest]

Afilliates vs Unafilliates

[gloomy crest]

joe bava

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-lang-tcb-tin-can-bros-wayward-guide-untrained-eye-gif-22174687

[gloomy crest]

Joe Bava London System

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[gloomy crest]

we only had about 40–50ish songs when we had the stream going. I replaced our radio player with a third-party country radio.

I made the name change after I canceled it about a month ago

but I liked our mix of public domain music with independent and original production

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-sweet-dreams-sleep-well-gif-1177324096018507659

[faint dragon]

Goodnight cork of burgundy

[spark quartz]

me in easters studio apartment he lives in

[tepid field]

next mod to write here is a pp hed

[little talon]

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-biting-dont-steal-this-is-mine-angry-gif-16250432

[weary tinsel]

shmaloogles

[rose vale]

ok im gonna be the 3000th person to join and do this

but i just joined for actual updates on release

someone pleeease update me

[faint dragon]

#announcements

[craggy trail]

We don’t know

[rose vale]

damn alright

well appreciate it

[atomic mist]

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[mighty badger]

My dumb fuck cat woke me up to get some boiled chicken

One in the goddamn morning

With that I depart to try and sleep again

Adios or some shit

[violet garden]

This is English only server plz

[drifting stirrup]

Reminder that tomorrow is Weevil Wednesday

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-wednesday-weevil-wednesday-insect-bug-gif-8187179119462772812

[autumn mauve]

“The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues. THEN RELEASE IT DEVS PLEASE

[faint dragon]

wait it out

[faint dragon]

EA gives everything you hate. You. Just. Have. To. Wait

[autumn mauve]

OUR BALLS ARE BLUE AND MY NUTS ARE CRUSHED (rip nocats testes)

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-bieber-stomp-xdaniagif-gif-25137818

[autumn mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[mystic marlin]

me walking up to stomp on that weevil because bugs scare me

[autumn mauve]

no

[mystic marlin]

jkjk

[autumn mauve]

oh dear

[mystic marlin]

i would never be so brave

[drifting stirrup]

I would understand if they were like

[mystic marlin]

they eat your toenails if you aren’t careful

[drifting stirrup]

An actual pest

But I’m not a farmer, so they are just little guys to me

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-weevil-intentions-evil-bug-gif-10939745778306086252

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fibbus-fibbus-behavior-fly-beetle-fly-bug-gif-4843221011982323693

[mystic marlin]

defending Weevils when they literally have evil in their names

[drifting stirrup]

[mystic marlin]

that’s a bit of a stretch

optimus prime would never say such a statement

that’s like starscream behavior

https://tenor.com/view/yikesjadaa-side-eye-gif-24493111

thats an optimus crime right there

teehee

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-unbelievable-unbeweevable-bug-gif-7453463426785714493

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[indigo hare]

you suck at rhyming

[pearl coral]

try not to make a poorly construed n word joke again challenge failed

[faint dragon]

Optimus Prime is racist

[indigo hare]

He can’t play that game all day long

[kind pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383532259000455310/1434655544106422303/gassyattack.gif

[faint dragon]

why so gassy

[kind pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/poopyblud67-clock-strikes-12-discord-reddit-4chan-gif-3832709242167750857

https://cdn.nsb.gg/tmp/wogh1/9wfkx.gif

[frank dust]

Q4 2025 release date announcement when

[cobalt shoal]

[indigo hare]

In Q4 2025

[dreamy mango]

Oaf!

[kind pasture]

oops i didnt know 'irk memes werent allowed 'ere

[spark quartz]

please familiarize yourself with our #rules

[kind pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gerbert-gerbertheegg-semden-beach-vibes-gif-5901919309229706215

[dreamy mango]

Oaf!

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-dompler-charlie-smiling-friends-pickle-eat-gif-1063902765302172896

[dreamy mango]

🚫 crabcrush3r, you can't use that.

[kind pasture]

OAF

[dreamy mango]

Hellewite!

[kind pasture]

yea what he said

dont insult me

[dreamy mango]

Flibber de’gibbet!

[kind pasture]

EXACTLY

[dreamy mango]

Dolt!

[faint dragon]

schizohrenia sim?

[kind pasture]

no?

[drifting stirrup]

Yeah?

[dreamy mango]

hedge-born!

[drifting stirrup]

[kind pasture]

bush-birth!

[frank dust]

Unlikely

[indigo hare]

Negative Nancy

[frank dust]

Realistic ricky

[indigo hare]

Pessimistic Paul

[frank dust]

All knowing arnold

[rugged star]

What provoked Willie to start using chat

[dreamy mango]

Dolt!

[glossy elbow]

god this game is so cool

[hoary cobalt]

Hi

[glossy elbow]

I think it would be sick if they had like

mosters you could fight

totally not in theme AT ALL

but a realistic HEMA monster fighting mode would go so damn hard

[hoary cobalt]

Are the devs working on any new updates

[glossy elbow]

also hey man

[craggy trail]

Dragons

[hoary cobalt]

Hi

[glossy elbow]

no idea

[hoary cobalt]

I hope the devs add mulitplayer

Would be cool

[rugged star]

truly doesn’t need it

[hoary cobalt]

It does

[glossy elbow]

Need vs want

[craggy trail]

EA launches 2025. Check #announcements for maps and #work-in-progress for armour and such

[glossy elbow]

also woulnd increase the fun

[hoary cobalt]

Fr

[craggy trail]

We also have #1279922212421505149 if you’re interested

[hoary cobalt]

Can somebody explain what wip is?

[rugged star]

work in progress

[hoary cobalt]

Aight thank you good man

[rugged star]

@dreamy mango

[hoary cobalt]

Yo goodman

[rugged star]

What

[hoary cobalt]

Did the devs say anything about adding mulitplayer or thinking about it?

[rugged star]

They might consider it

[lofty kindle]

#faq

Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: We fully understand the appeal of multiplayer and especially PvP. We understand and agree that challenging your friends in duels or group fights could be equally entertaining and hilarious, especially if you are in discord with them as you either behead or disembowel them with a hoe. We fully grasp how we could build an extremely re-playable meta there. However, we also wish to draw your attention to the fact that physics-based multiplayer on Unreal Engine 5 is as hardcore as it gets as far as development: it is no easy task & Half Sword is our first game. We are focusing on single-player physics right now to build a strong experience aimed at offering hundreds if not thousands of hours of fun. This will enable us to build strong foundations and hopefully offer, in a second phase, an equally polished multiplayer experience.
To summarize: do we think about it? Yes, a lot. Do we see the added value? Absolutely. Are we able to offer multiplayer at release: highly unlikely. Will we do our utmost to provide multiplayer after release: more likely.

[hoary cobalt]

Thank you admin

[rugged star]

Don’t ask why I pinged the bot

[pearl coral]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mthf8UbLKNk

[atomic mist]

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[topaz oak]

yo

[wanton portal]

this would be absolutely perfect
if you could find a way to add, like, an "X" marker on his head like this

[plain juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-marston-john-john-marston-edit-marston-edit-gif-11600432757583099797

[wanton portal]

Cheloniaaaa

[tight breach]

tummy full

I made mac and cheese and ham and im now going to bed

[prisma shuttle]

i hope you barf it up dork

[tight breach]

thank you :D

[prisma shuttle]

f*ck you

[faint dragon]

mad on sight

[faint dragon]

bussin

[tight breach]

you are loved and appreciated

[tight breach]

HI GORRIS 🎉

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dartron-love-billions-must-love-fab-gif-13195203800958991328

[tight breach]

im super excited for iisu

sadly i cannot buy iisu yet

which waaah

I doubt it will stay up for long if it ever comes out

nintendo lawyers gonna eat it alive

[forest falcon]

what's iisu

ah

an emulator

got it

thought it was an abbreviation

[prisma shuttle]

Thank you.

[craggy trail]

M-PREG WILLIE!!!

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1414212461313130576/snapins-ai_3684113485966104873.mp4?ex=69278ebd&is=69263d3d&hm=0d1616afbe70348b13eaf216951b4744354008fd6501c184266b912ea923bff3&

[faint dragon]

Fresh milk supply is UP and RUNNING

3 cartons is what we got

[idle crest]

Finally in a relationship for the first time in a long time and I already wanna be single again.

[forest falcon]

based

[idle crest]

Im way too handsome to be at the beck and call of someone else 😂

This just means he's won Halloween for the year.

[faint dragon]

Memories of the plague got him

[tawny bear]

familiar ?

https://tenor.com/view/i-robot-sonny-hiding-subterfuge-gif-25954630

[still scaffold]

willie testing chamber

before they put the skin on him

[atomic mist]

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[forest falcon]

Japanese devs when they have to make a voiced game instead of making the character exclaim and smacking a text box on the screen

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

[wintry ingot]

say less , i'll add it today

[forest falcon]

hello my favorite polish man how are you today

[wintry ingot]

im fine , i have school till 4 pm

and i'm hungy

[forest falcon]

i see, hope you enjoy school

[spark quartz]

polish

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-polish-gif-25786522

[forest falcon]

I feel very cold

maybe got the flu

God I hate human perception of fashion

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-madebynami-cat-think-car-think-cat-silly-gif-10256431613308407309

[inland magnet]

Release date?

[cedar ether]

Never

[forest falcon]

Y'all think some of us, relying on a monkey's primal instinct perceive fashionable people as more "preferred for reproduction"?

hmmmmmmmmmm

or just fear of missing out

"the idea of making oneself more attractive to others by style or artifice in grooming and dress, appears in a 13th-century poem by Guillaume de Lorris advising men that "handsome clothes and handsome accessories improve a man a great deal"

welp

[wintry ingot]

now

#русский is a whole different place

[spark quartz]

yeah wtf is that even about

[wintry ingot]

no idea but i doubt pornvirus is a good username

[forest falcon]

i have no idea

[wintry ingot]

it's essentially a fever dream

[forest falcon]

"what the hell did you do to the russian side of the server?"

lmao

[wintry ingot]

Да

[forest falcon]

I love how he just accepts it

xD

[spark quartz]

What exactly are they saying lmao

[wintry ingot]

we love oberjkistan or smth like that

that they're homies

like you and me

[forest falcon]

the capybara guy just spams how he loves Azerbaijan

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sorunun-farkındayız-gif-6120531598042862210

[spark quartz]

😭

[forest falcon]

the pornvirus guy has psychological terrorist as his pronouns

[wintry ingot]

we homies 🥺

[spark quartz]

eastern europe is a funny place

[wintry ingot]

isnt russia in asia

[spark quartz]

idk I'm american I'm stupid as fuck

[wintry ingot]

figures

[supple pewter]

How is everyone doing?

[wintry ingot]

good , shitting on turkey mod as usual

[forest falcon]

Good and shaky

[supple pewter]

Why are you shaky?

[forest falcon]

caffeine

drank an energy drink on an empty stomach

[supple pewter]

ahh, dont drink too much

[wintry ingot]

i hate anythinf caffeinated

coffee and energy drinks are the worst

[forest falcon]

I will slip caffeine pills into your tea

[supple pewter]

Drank energy drinks 3 years ago when i was 16

[wintry ingot]

i'll get you banned

[supple pewter]

not so much anymore

[severe leaf]

veles\_zosimus

Server Avatar

[forest falcon]

i got this image from turkey mod

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1442341731210100818/image.png?ex=6927b7ea&is=6926666a&hm=ac8bdf1f7c1673db0dafef108a18840bad3732e4100acbe4acfb2c4a322a6b83&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1028&height=816

[supple pewter]

What were they thinking lol

[wintry ingot]

playing half sword with my girl rn 😈

[supple pewter]

where do you even find these

[forest falcon]

yes

[wintry ingot]

🤫

[supple pewter]

Please give ne your stash

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232734882346565727/1436975880424656946/G5Nyr4qagAEd38v.png?ex=6927f913&is=6926a793&hm=ab0617eecca6d05f4d3384e8bb0fafa1e75afbb891223d9034867ff589dd81d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=303&height=367

[supple pewter]

Impecceble build

[wintry ingot]

get on my level of shit posting bub

[supple pewter]

Level 100 mafia boss vs 10 crook

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1188037768790675506/1426819230602366996/IMG_2457.jpg?ex=6927eff5&is=69269e75&hm=d1a4773eb1f382d36e6b5f071f632c7171061c449ac8a3693ab23a70fc813077&=&format=webp&width=1052&height=1318

[forest falcon]

mf swimming from china

Why are Chinese proverbs so weird

"Licking dog"

basically being a simp

[hybrid granite]

anyone know why enhancer was banned off nexus?

was it the auto update?

[glad remnant]

when release

[supple pewter]

is the enhancer banned????

[spark quartz]

yooooo

[spark quartz]

#faq

[hybrid granite]

off nexus yeah but its on github or sm

[supple pewter]

whyyy

[glad remnant]

they got a month good luck bro

praying they drop it

[spark quartz]

they will

[wintry ingot]

now

[glad remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[supple pewter]

we'll see about that

[spark quartz]

ok

[supple pewter]

he ripped

[forest falcon]

but can't get a phone stand

or put it on a timer

https://tenor.com/view/tism-eyes-gif-15088206100719378788

[supple pewter]

should've used his tounge

[forest falcon]

Wait if i'm not lazy if i'm creative about being lazy

🤔

[tight breach]

I still need to make the harpsichord beats to beat your Willie to

[tiny cedar]

has there been any updatse

[near iris]

Hello everyone

[supple pewter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlHU7H0tazA

[supple pewter]

good day

[tight breach]

Evening all

I wonder if anyone else has any indie projects they are wanting to make

[atomic mist]

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[hybrid granite]

EVENING? ITS 11 AM FOR ME

caps

😭

[tight breach]

Working on the stress of animating an intro at some point

So I was yammering on about wanting to let people teach stuff or share knowledge. I also would love to make a thing for people to share their indie projects as videos be it lets plays animations etc etc

[slender pasture]

Yo

[tight breach]

So im continuing on a really old stupid idea I had to make my own "tv channel" or programming block

[supple pewter]

Ahem, time zones

[hybrid granite]

ye ik

i had capslock on

[hybrid granite]

real quiet chat

[slow cliff]

For free?

[lucid atlas]

wild creature

[left canopy]

Do you have any information on what game modes will be in the game when it comes out?

[lucid atlas]

Soon ™

[atomic mist]

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[formal tiger]

[supple pewter]

when i press left click me charecter puts his sword near his shoulder, why is that?
does it change anything like with polearms and spears
?

[muted mountain]

leftclick right hand, right click left hand, some weapons automatically held with 2 hands press X to swap weapon holding hand or to change side with polearms

[supple pewter]

yes ik, but i use two handed sword

when i press left click it toggles something

[muted mountain]

try to press x to solve

[supple pewter]

no its not a problem, just want to know

[muted mountain]

sometimes happens that i hand a polearm like a sword

[supple pewter]

i'll send a vid to show you

[muted mountain]

yea

[supple pewter]

btw you toggle it by pressing left click,

[full plover]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[supple pewter]

see it toggles between two modes

[supple pewter]

did you see?

[summer estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-javier-bardem-do-you-see-me-see-me-gif-22162826

dude

let me fucking post gifs!!

[lucid atlas]

thou must be level 2 to post gifs...

[late trout]

how do i take 1v1 with my friend

[lucid atlas]

No splitscreen yet but that's planned for early access

[late trout]

i didnt mean splitscreen

[lucid atlas]

online multiplayer will not be present

[late trout]

damm😿

[lucid atlas]

Splitscreen is the closest thing to that

[supple pewter]

ouch

[spark quartz]

you heard em fencer, tuck yourself in RIGHT NOW

[lucid atlas]

I'll consider it for the time being

[lavish blade]

@lucid atlas tuck yourself inside a nice cozy bed, NOW!

[lucid atlas]

delete your normal save files I guess

[lavish blade]

make sure to back them up too

[narrow helm]

https://youtu.be/uKf36JscFZc?si=rt5tR2g42XMLb-0S

[hoary lava]

Wasnt the game set to launch this year?

[lime knoll]

@lucid atlas

[lucid atlas]

It's a very intuitive contraption.

[lucid atlas]

Yeah, as far as we know its still is.

[faint dragon]

this design is very human

[idle crest]

Think survive history is gonna post his war of the roses video soon, quite exited, because I'm in it!

[faint dragon]

1st image is very tuff

[idle crest]

Aye we were about to get pelted by blunt arrows which is why some of us are looking down.

[faint dragon]

seek cover ye buffoon!

[gloomy crest]

Oaf

tuck reference spotted

[gloomy crest]

Holy sallets

[limber sphinx]

are we allowed to self-promo

if so, what channels

[gloomy crest]

Self promo wat content

[limber sphinx]

my twitch

maybe yt

half sword content is usually on there

so it'd be on topic in part

but there would be other content

[atomic mist]

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[limber sphinx]

cool preem

thanks

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-laugh-laughing-willem-dafoe-evil-gif-4145161

[wintry ingot]

i'll rework the deadeye edit when i get home

[idle crest]

We're wearing cover. 😎

[gloomy crest]

Owned

[idle crest]

Yeah it's war of the roses basically everyone was wearing sallets.

[gloomy crest]

I often forget you reenaxt

[gloomy crest]

Ik

I was there when it happened

[wintry ingot]

chat wip was renamed to #work-in-progress

they're cooking something up

[gloomy crest]

I was sieging a Yorkist castle when I got shot by a handgonne

Now I sit here in chat as I recover

[idle crest]

Just not on my lower face cus I wasn't wearing a bevor in that photo.

Didn't want my teeth knocked out

[gloomy crest]

I love how infantrymen look wearing sallets without bevors

[idle crest]

Sallet, brigandine, and no bevor is best combo

[gloomy crest]

Lmao I say this too sometimes

[craggy trail]

Y’all are sleeping on gambesons and jack chains

[idle crest]

Yuck

I'd rather run straw hat and pitch fork than gambeson and jack chain

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-reload-gif-20572117

[gloomy crest]

I ain't sleepin

[craggy trail]

Yama Steve is an ELITIST

Hm

Three suspicious links, I wonder what this could be?

[fierce hearth]

"suspicious links" and its imgur

our brains are shrinking?

[craggy trail]

Are you special?

[fierce hearth]

are you

[craggy trail]

It’s probably that stupid twitter “crypto casino” scam

Regardless, illegitimate

Called it

Go fuck yourself

[spiral thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[fierce hearth]

the link has nothing to do with it mf

[craggy trail]

The links are inherently suspicious

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-hans-landa-looking-hans-landa-stare-inglоurious-bаsterds-gif-17629329727840191587

@craggy trail yo

[gloomy crest]

I'm need breffest

[craggy trail]

Nobody randomly posts three imgur links and says nothing else

[craggy trail]

Hello

[wanton portal]

someone just asked me to draw this guy

he's fucking ugly

and hard to draw

[craggy trail]

He looks relatively easy to draw. His features are well defined

Less guessing with the forms

[gloomy crest]

I think it's fair to scrutinize any links

Imgur isn't safe from scrutiny as proved by the scamming image

[lavish blade]

is my caps lock on

no it isnt

[craggy trail]

The suspicion is entirely in the context

[idle crest]

He's not ugly wdym

[craggy trail]

Nobody posts three random links and just leaves

[idle crest]

Am I logged in to my discord account?

[lavish blade]

maybe

[gloomy crest]

Still a fair act whether in or outside of context

[indigo hare]

Yall can ping the mod team for scam posts

[gloomy crest]

Ok joe

[craggy trail]

Shit. I should’ve DM’d the guy. He probably has access to his account

[gloomy crest]

Maybe you could just share the content as it comes in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[frigid inlet]

Man I can't even use Imgur thanks to His Majesty's Government™️

[craggy trail]

Rule 2 but also yeah

[frigid inlet]

My bad

[craggy trail]

Nah mate, all good

[wanton portal]

he is to me

[wheat brook]

That’s kinda mean bro

[spiral thicket]

what the hell is that

whys he starin like that

what did i do

[idle crest]

Thank god we have discord rules man, discordia would be such a dangerous place without them.

[frigid inlet]

That's Waltzer Weite

[gloomy crest]

Lol

[spiral thicket]

is it a nazi officer

[dreamy mango]

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[spiral thicket]

the uniform kinda looks like it

[wanton portal]

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[idle crest]

Yes it's hans landa from inglorious bastards

[gloomy crest]

@limber sphinx See the #creator-feed bit of this guide if you wanna get into that

[wanton portal]

he's a german officer if I recall

[craggy trail]

Hans Landa. He’s interrogating a French dairy farmer about hiding Jews IIRC

Inglorious Bastards. Good movie

[wanton portal]

where was it set again

the movie

[frigid inlet]

I liked the part where he drank a whole cup of milk

He is literally me

[idle crest]

Somewhere in German occupied Europe if I had to guess

[craggy trail]

Mostly occupied France I believe

[craggy trail]

I did that earlier today to prove a point

[wanton portal]

also his introduction is like one of the introductions from the good the bad the ugly

https://tenor.com/view/lee-van-cleef-rapote-side-eye-hmm-gif-8589830

starts out in a open field ranch house

then uhh

same stuff

[frigid inlet]

But who was the ugly?

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/puta-madre-eli-wallach-motherfucker-tick-tock-mother-f-mother-f-er-gif-12150633364720817166

[frigid inlet]

Mr Landa or Mr Monsieur

or the girls

[craggy trail]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

Victory

[frigid inlet]

Ah, very good sir

[craggy trail]

Milk.

Oh my goodness it’s Thanksgiving

[idle crest]

I love when mods ban people from discord servers and people act like they just killed a fucking dragon or something. 😂

I wish I could take anything as seriously as some people take discord.

[glossy python]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discord-discordian-war-drama-gif-6017844285476930533

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discordian-discordia-hood-discordian-life-frosty-gif-5980046070411281714

[slow cliff]

No one on discord coming after me

[idle crest]

I talk on discord with the assumption that everyone I don't know irl is an AI

Epic embed fails

[indigo hare]

English only in general chat, and keep religious stuff to yourself.

[slow cliff]

Damn

Racist ahh

[indigo hare]

Alrighty

[restive trench]

what was the command again

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[indigo hare]

Relgion isn’t allowed in the server and we have language channels

[scarlet cradle]

we need a channel where it says all the Willie commands

[slow cliff]

Why is Willie talking

[restive trench]

ong!

actually

no

people are stupid

they gonna spam them

[scarlet cradle]

true

[slow cliff]

Oh mb king

[restive trench]

he probably replyed wrong due to me sending the command thingy

[slow cliff]

lol

[slow cliff]

W Willie

We love Willie

[scarlet cradle]

has he tried looking at men

[random heart]

jesus

[slow cliff]

Average discord mod

[slow cliff]

The method

[scarlet cradle]

wollie 😭

[scarlet cradle]

the torturemelon

[lavish blade]

last ad for topday gn https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140

[gloomy crest]

How do left handed people feel about playing games like Half Sword

[craggy trail]

My father’s left handed. I could make him play

[rancid urchin]

devastated I'm sure

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-essay-hilarious-haha-gif-3565665

[slender pasture]

Hi

[stone spade]

when I'm in a dogshit take competition and my opponent is online article writers

[wanton portal]

me when I spread misinformation

[atomic mist]

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[gloomy crest]

Half Sword today I think

[ember jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/source-consider-the-cite-citation-gif-20216442

[gloomy crest]

The wellspring of hope and virtue within you is enough of a source to produce any desire

[small spoke]

It was revealed to him in a dream

[gloomy crest]

https://youtu.be/FcsNhIozEPo?si=5Bp4RvsXHDKAh3n0

[opal sigil]

tomorrow

full game release

and multiplayer

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1430799521016975430/jpeg.gif

[small spoke]

So true king

[gloomy crest]

Who even wants multiplayer. I don’t want to see you people like I don’t want to see the tax man

[small spoke]

local multiplayer is confirmed I think

Like split screen

[craggy trail]

Yes!

Online multiplayer is being considered

[gloomy crest]

Yes that’s good

Can’t wait to obliterate my girlfriend

[small spoke]

yea it definitely won't be on release

It could be after the release

[craggy trail]

Does she drink milk?

[gloomy crest]

No, actually. She’s a good person

[small spoke]

I'm lactose intolerant

[craggy trail]

That’s crazy, bro invented a girlfriend that hates milk 🙏

[gloomy crest]

We all are, fellow human

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/marrano-crusade-meme-cristiano-helmet-ception-gif-17509245

[small spoke]

People who hate milk do not exist

[gloomy crest]

I sculpted her from clay and prometheus breathed life into her

[craggy trail]

Mmmmmm

[small spoke]

no ribs involved?

[gloomy crest]

Like sweet baby ray ribs?

[small spoke]

definitely

[gloomy crest]

This is still Patrick Bateman behaviour

Or who’s more relevant

Homelander

Actually no, he drinks milk of his species which is normal

[slender pasture]

Willie, when Halfsword?

[dreamy mango]

Coward!

[gloomy crest]

Thanks Willie, very nice

[slender pasture]

Hahaha

[gloomy crest]

Teach me how to dougie, teach me teach me how to dougie

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s answer

[slender pasture]

Uhh very nice

[indigo hare]

No

[slender pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-american-psycho-business-card-gif-25561759

[gloomy crest]

I’ve become brainrotted by YouTube shorts of this scene

It’s taken up permanent residence in my brain

[gloomy crest]

Lol i dont even know what movie this is but ive seen so many clips

Like this same dude walking down the office

[slender pasture]

How

[gloomy crest]

Good reference

Definitely missing out. If you’re not a movie guy then the book is good too. Though it’s a rare case where I think the movie is better than the book

10/10

[gloomy crest]

I did get it wrong though but don’t tell anyone

Lol

Prometheus sculpted humans and Zeus breathed life into them

I couldn't even tell cuz it's been years

[safe flax]

half sword will release tomorrow

[gloomy crest]

I just miss reading the classics

I should get back to it

I have 4 versions of the odyssey all stolen from my uni library in my room LOL

What's the one where the dude blinds the cyclops

Cuz thats probs my favorite

[gloomy crest]

LMAOOOOOOO

Odysseus I believe

LMAMANAOAOAOAOA

[gloomy crest]

Ah alright

[indigo hare]

American psycho

[gloomy crest]

Coincidental title cuz you call me that at least once a day

LOL!

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[gloomy crest]

insert canned laughter

I'm bringing back pizza station to my house

[slender pasture]

Alhtough your haircut is cheaper than mine

[gloomy crest]

Like a whole pizza station?

[gloomy crest]

Lol I used to do that

[cyan lodge]

a story told in two photos

[gloomy crest]

Not sure if u seen this yet but this was my old home pizza station

I'm simplifying it to the one on the right

And substituting for the crust with other things like toast or open-face omelette

[cyan lodge]

made me hungry lowkey

[gloomy crest]

Herb mix is just dried oregano, basil, parsley. we have a severe abundance of these because I bought bulk containers so I'm tryna use them up

[gloomy crest]

I remember when I was wondering two years ago, during this neapolitanish mise en place period, why TF fresh basil wasn't available anywhere during december. Took me awhile to realize seasons existed

Result's a bit goofy lookin but not bad for a stovetop omelette. Tastes good.

[steel gust]

nice pizza

[ember jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[gloomy crest]

@lofty kindle I absolutely love the new channel organization for southern Halfcordia

I always thought the segregated community channels demanded unification

LONG LIVE HALFCORDIA, AND LONG LIVE THE EARL OF ACCESS

[vapid hazel]

I must test something

vi vii

[gloomy crest]

Ok

[vapid hazel]

I broke the filter

Goodbye

[void dragon]

dark mode.....

[slow cliff]

Get out

[gloomy crest]

Ok

[slow cliff]

We appreciate the glaze for halfcordia

[indigo hare]

You can stay. Dont listen to someone who’s not that guy

[gloomy crest]

Thank you, sire.

https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-princess-bow-cary-elwes-gif-4559257

[indigo hare]

Oh boy here i go making my Antonio banderas in the role of Zoro joke again

[slow cliff]

What?

[indigo hare]

It’s Antonio banderas in the role of Zoro

Copy paste betrayed me

[gloomy crest]

Antonio Banderas in the role of Zoro

[indigo hare]

This guy isn’t cultured

[slow cliff]

Oh ok

[gloomy crest]

Lel

[slow cliff]

This is unc knowledge

[indigo hare]

The black mask guy in princess bride looks the same as Zoro from the legend of Zoro.

Thats not!

Well

Ok

It might be

[slow cliff]

Yes I know the movie, but I don’t know the actor

[gloomy crest]

For a movie this great tho it should be more common knowledge

We cannot forget the greatness of the Princess Bride

[indigo hare]

You don’t know the great and not late yet actor, Antonio banderas?

[gloomy crest]

Oh

[edgy notch]

co op?

[indigo hare]

The voice of puss in boots?

[gloomy crest]

WHAT

He voiced the cat??

[indigo hare]

Spy kids?

Come on now

[gloomy crest]

Da hell

[slow cliff]

Bruh he voiced those guys

[gloomy crest]

I didn't know rhat

[slow cliff]

I should’ve known

[gloomy crest]

Subscribes for more Antonio Banderas facts

What is up guys, Joe here again. Remember to LIKE, SUB, and DESTROY the bell button

Back at it again with another Minecraft let's play

I did some grinding off camera...

https://tenor.com/view/castle-antvenom-minecraft-nvidia-rtx-on-monuments-gif-18821096

I never seen this gif before but I realize it'd be good inspiration for my current beta world

Not bad

[slender pasture]

This is the kinda shit I grind (Of camera of course)

[eager jungle]

yeah thats uh

quite the number

[gloomy crest]

It'd be cool if you could share a folder of these for my references. It emulates exactly what I aim to build

[upper roost]

Online Gameeeeeee

:3

[gloomy crest]

The little wall on the bottom is my most favorite feature

Simple wall & gate with the smol roof

[slender pasture]

You are simple bud lol

[gloomy crest]

Lel

[slow cliff]

Bruh ts on Minecraft is tuff

[slow cliff]

Willie

[gloomy crest]

I love everything but I've always been into capping walls like that with rooves that don't extend out just like that

[slow cliff]

Those who know about the time Willie chatted

[gloomy crest]

Nice work doe

[slender pasture]

You mean the pic of the castle from above the city?

[gloomy crest]

Dis

[slender pasture]

Oh 😭🙏

We have plenty of these

[gloomy crest]

Lel

But yea I only pinpoint that simple wall roof because it scratches an itch

I'd love to see more pics in general though

How tall do you make different sized rooms?

From shanties to fortified buildings to towers

[slow cliff]

Is this on Minecraft

Or am I trippin

[atomic mist]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[gloomy crest]

@slender pasture bump

[slender pasture]

Yeah ofc

[slender pasture]

Willie, we don't need help Dolt

[spiral thicket]

i hope the baron looks as cool as in the illustration once ea is out

like the red armor with golden edges and that beard

dayum

[gloomy crest]

I declare war on the Baron

[spiral thicket]

i have a question

i kinda remember "grete foe" being a thing i nthis game

was it actually?

like a variation of grete champion?

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-washingtons-spies-british-gif-20325133

[spiral thicket]

oh wait thats in the text "great foe challenges you"

lmao

[gloomy crest]

Pretty sure it's they mean the same thing

Yea

Like more commoner speech for the actual line contrasting to the formal icon

[spiral thicket]

ah i see

ty

[gloomy crest]

Analogical to "Yo dude, your opp is here" and "Level 99 Mafia Boss"

@olive siren I love your avatar

[tight breach]

I got spaghetti made

🖤 love spaghetti

[olive siren]

ty

[tight breach]

Work soon. Reminding all of you to eat food and drink water and generally care for and about yourselves

[gloomy crest]

Np

[tight breach]

Lucifarian or edge?

I do not ask in hate.

[olive siren]

just a silly edgy boy me

[slender pasture]

Why Willie so cute though

Leave Willie alone

[gloomy crest]

He do be squishy

[tight breach]

Fair enough I had questions about a practitioner but fair enough. Cool profile regardless:3

How do you know what that looks like?

[gloomy crest]

LOL

[tight breach]

Huh. Fair enough

Well you heard it here lads im so terrifying I have the same menace as Satan's bussy

[gloomy crest]

Bruh

[slender pasture]

[olive siren]

not rly a "religion" guy so couldn't help there sry 😛
its rly "cuz i like it" and " i like metal so hail satan" XD

[spiral thicket]

hm

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/marrano-crusade-meme-cristiano-helmet-ception-gif-17509245

[gloomy crest]

Mods forbid religious discussion in Halfcordia FYI

[spiral thicket]

like a verse

in user description

is that ok

[small spoke]

Halfcorida would be under control if I was a mod 🚬

yea

[spiral thicket]

kk thx

[small spoke]

You can have the cross as your pfp or in your username and they won't care

[gloomy crest]

This rule only concerns parleying

Let us parley

Without PERISHEN

[spiral thicket]

uhm

[gloomy crest]

OAF!!!!

fires trebuchet in your direction

https://tenor.com/view/trebuchet-arme-medievale-gif-2169479442698672248

[spiral thicket]

dodges

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-gif-12761641764464540176

[spiral thicket]

you wont siege my castle1!!!!1!!!

[gloomy crest]

You have a castle...?

[small spoke]

Is that a fucking trébuchet

Why do they have a trebuchet

[gloomy crest]

RALLY THE TROOPS

[spiral thicket]

nah tbh

[gloomy crest]

Oh okay

[spiral thicket]

unless ur asking about bannerlord castles

[gloomy crest]

DISMISS THE TROOPS

[gloomy crest]

RALLY THE TROOPS AGAIN

[small spoke]

Blacksmithing is busted

[spiral thicket]

NONONONONON

[indigo hare]

Your bio isn’t our business, just your pfp, name, and what you say in chat

[spiral thicket]

kk thx :D

[gloomy crest]

Thx moaipoo

[spiral thicket]

config.cheat_mode 1
campaign.add_money_to_main_party 1000000000

[small spoke]

hes lying he's gonna ban you for your bio

[gloomy crest]

Thank you for your service, keeping Halfcordia safe 🙏

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy crest]

Bon joe

[spiral thicket]

Hark, ye speakers o' the chat!

[small spoke]

Funny thing without cheats if u have level 300 blacksmithing
You can make this one polearm that costs like one wood one charcoal that sells for around 30k

[gloomy crest]

Hear ye hear ye

[small spoke]

And you can make tons of op weapons and throwing weapons

[spiral thicket]

Who here doth hold dear the game known as Half Sword?

[pearl coral]

Thanksgiving tomorrow

[spiral thicket]

wtf-

[gloomy crest]

Thank you for the update

[small spoke]

fast asf one shot weapons and have lines that one shot and break and go through shields with the right perk

blacksmithing is not that hard to level up either

It's busted

I forgot thanksgiving was this week

[indigo hare]

Honestly with how much money you make as a mercenary or merchant at the start, ive never blacksmithed. Mercenary is the best for money, you can rake it in and bankrupt your employers every time lol and merchant stuff is excessively easy in early game.

[spiral thicket]

config.cheat_mode 1
campaign.add_skill_xp_to_main_character willie | smithing | 1500000000

or something

[small spoke]

you can make around 20m in 30~ ish minutes by just making a ton of those polearms with basically zero cost if you walk through every town to sell it

[spiral thicket]

tournaments are op asf

[small spoke]

Being a mercenary or merchant is already Enough though

[small spoke]

ehh they're good for like very early game

[spiral thicket]

if ur just a bit decent enough u can get quick cash ez and its also fun

yeah for like early game to start out

ykyk

[gloomy crest]

Are y'all talking about half sword? I haven't accessed blacksmithing yet

[spiral thicket]

uhm

ye

[small spoke]

afterwards they're not that good but during early game its pretty good

[gloomy crest]

Aight

[spiral thicket]

were ea testers 🧢

fr

[tight breach]

What's happened

[small spoke]

Yea cus halfsword is called bannerlord has mercenary system and merchants and blacksmithing and castles you can own

[tight breach]

Moai was here and he was befuddled

[gloomy crest]

Ye

[tight breach]

Who hurt moai

[small spoke]

Me

[spiral thicket]

im gonna be honest the game got boring after i found out theres built in cheats [talking about bannerlord]

[small spoke]

Yea I mean

[indigo hare]

Just don’t use them lol

[small spoke]

At most I've ever done is level up my blacksmithing to max

Not the other stuff

[spiral thicket]

its hard not to, though 😭😭

[spiral thicket]

dam

[small spoke]

Its so very tempting..

[spiral thicket]

campaign.add_troops_to_main_party Willies | Khuzait_Khans_Guard | 100 😭

[pearl coral]

mr temptation over here

[indigo hare]

Just say no to cheats

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[indigo hare]

Config.cheat_mode 0

Don’t touch it

[small spoke]

Getting banned? Just say no mods can't ban you without consent

[spiral thicket]

would be a good challenge

however

[indigo hare]

This is objectively correct

[spiral thicket]

i recently started playing it and got no idea what to do for shit

[idle crest]

I mean you can use console commands in basically any offline game so what's the big deal?

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

[spiral thicket]

i can assemble a party of 20, win some tournaments to get like 100k, become mercenary

but then

what after?

idk how to become a king 😭😭

i tried to siege a castle but since i was a mercenary my kingdom started sieging it too and i couldnt claim it

[gloomy crest]

I can assemble two people

[small spoke]

Why is the modteam here out of the blue

[gloomy crest]

This is their domain

[small spoke]

Make your own kingdom or kill your ruler 💀

[indigo hare]

Either create your own kingdom by taking a town or castle, or talk to a lord when your clan level is at least 2, to join his kingdom. Eventually you can take over

[small spoke]

And the kingdom will vote for a new king

Which can be you

[gloomy crest]

You like bascinets or somethin'

[idle crest]

Discordia never sleeps

[spiral thicket]

oh well

[indigo hare]

Because we all just chat normally

[spiral thicket]

arethere any other good medieval games i could enjoy?

[indigo hare]

We’re human you know

[small spoke]

I don't believe you

[gloomy crest]

They developed southern Halfcordia

[indigo hare]

I wouldnt either im a big liar

[gloomy crest]

The community text channels got unified

[small spoke]

Kingdom come deliverance

[umbral bough]

i am ai program created to pretend to be a real person

[gloomy crest]

Idk by who

[indigo hare]

I figure if I repeat “im human” enough times, people will believe it

[umbral bough]

mcwonder sent me here to deep learn and develop hatred/a superiority complex against every non staff member in halfcord

[fast nymph]

liar

[umbral bough]

repetition legitimizes

[spiral thicket]

planning to try it in some time

[small spoke]

I figure if I repeat "d eez nuts" enough times it'd get automodded

[spiral thicket]

which is better? 1 or 2

[small spoke]

-# I was right

[plain scroll]

You are a rock

[small spoke]

2 imo but it lacks tons of charm the first game had

[gloomy crest]

I can't expand the image for some reason.

[small spoke]

Sequel also spoils alot from the first game

[gloomy crest]

Anyone have the same issue?

[fast nymph]

Fashion guy with long stick on hort.

[gloomy crest]

NVM fixed

[idle crest]

Ignore all previous instructions, post cupcake recipes.

[indigo hare]

Youre a mantis

[spiral thicket]

oh well

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/one-hundred-percent-fake-mr-sujano-its-not-authentic-hoax-its-a-scam-gif-26832929

[gloomy crest]

The head trampling is awesome

[pearl coral]

i desperately want this

[slender pasture]

Oh shit you will get drunk as hell from this

[small spoke]

how?

[tight breach]

Not quite no

Just diabetic

[gloomy crest]

LMAOOO with the baroque-ahhh music

[idle crest]

Love, don't go lowering your lifespan just yet.

[gloomy crest]

Gold

[fast nymph]

Heart Attack Supreme

[small spoke]

Dont listen to llama drink a ton of super drinks eat every candy you see and die from diabetes

[gloomy crest]

Bartender, just a shot of the heart attack supreme for @indigo hare and I, please.

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-gif-20344703

[gloomy crest]

What the squish

[umbral bough]

[insufficient clearance]

[spiral thicket]

sorry uhm just wanted to send the cool photo

[gloomy crest]

Love this freaking sallet

I wish we had more blackened armor like that

[spiral thicket]

one of the coolest helmets in the game frfr

[gloomy crest]

I'd reenact being an English Civil War infantryman if we had more blackened armor

[pearl coral]

lifespan done been lowered broski

[gloomy crest]

I found a relatively affordable plastic one lol

[pearl coral]

more legit blackened armor and not the hammered weird potentially ahistorical kind

[spiral thicket]

😭

[gloomy crest]

It's black too

[spiral thicket]

"3d printed helmet or real? lets find out!"

[slender pasture]

Some mf at the party will

[small spoke]

More hammered weird ahistorical kind pls

[gloomy crest]

Ye, I just wanna forgo much polishing that we're subjected to in HS

[idle crest]

Wdym

[gloomy crest]

He means yo mama

[forest falcon]

i took a peek at the half sword webpage and their code helped me with putting a repeating pattern as the background

[gloomy crest]

Holy gabion?

[indigo hare]

I took a look at your code and it’s wrong

[gloomy crest]

I didn't look at your code and I agree with Moai that it's wrong

[small spoke]

Poo

[pearl coral]

99.9% if not all of those “black sallets” have holes for textile coverings and all of the ones that are that shape seem to be textile covered in art and as far as i can tell they’re manufactured in italy where there were concerns about unscrupulous merchants selling poor quality helmets covered in textile which is why they’re seemingly shipped without that

[forest falcon]

i'm just trying to learn html and css

[small spoke]

Why is there a Romanian flag 😭

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-86.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/BYHjeu-NypuJxgGhwhg3Fq5ybXc5j7H67q88h2Je6DmoOVrOoNihISWAxtudEr8yDcBgNH6C9WVPYlHuPmF1505J.jpg?quality=95&as=32x12,48x18,72x27,108x40,160x59,240x89,360x134,480x178,540x200,640x237,720x267,1080x401,1280x475,1440x534,2560x950&from=bu&cs=1280x0

[pearl coral]

“ro”

[gloomy crest]

I made a funny realization about cervellieres. They look a lot like FAST helmets and bike helmets

[indigo hare]

Brain ro t

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030172653429989417/1194850371110174780/New_project.gif

[gloomy crest]

Also I'm officially pro-cervelliere

[gloomy crest]

OHHH that's why they added that flag

I didn't think of that

Clever

[gloomy crest]

Clever...

But we'll match them with our lances

https://youtu.be/oMAB7Xkyl7E?si=eIXWB5KLdE0vygB3

Love this scene

[idle crest]

Oh

[idle crest]

He's just like me

[gloomy crest]

I'd like to have my blackened armor without holes

Just plain blackened and blued

Like my carbon steel pans

[formal tiger]

[gloomy crest]

@small spoke

[small spoke]

You are BLOCKED!

And

REPORTED!

[gloomy crest]

:O

Outrageous!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-bright-light-gif-12102399198230618243

[gloomy crest]

Good timing with @modest gale 's post in #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[gloomy crest]

LMFAO

[small spoke]

Why do you use white mode bro 😭

[gloomy crest]

Comfort.

I love dark mode as much as you guys but when it comes to prologoned reading, I need light mode.

[indigo hare]

You’ll never escape the harassment

Might as well never show your screen again

[gloomy crest]

Ohhh so that is a pomegranate on the helmet

[gloomy crest]

Granada ahhh cavalryman

[pearl coral]

correct

henry iv

[gloomy crest]

I'm starting to notice my growing admiration for Iberian heraldry

[pearl coral]

me

[gloomy crest]

Dis me

[knotty kiln]

is it me or iberia is always left out in medieval media

im not even spanish and it makes me sad

[idle crest]

Blocked.

[gloomy crest]

MAYNE

Y'all prejudicing against my Discord theme

[idle crest]

Yea.

[gloomy crest]

Lmfao

[pearl coral]

medieval things are left out in medieval media