general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tepid field]

and again. Day month year is by the written system aswell.

[shrewd carbon]

so are most forms of that really just coming from computers?

[tepid field]

not so much

Think of the split of the imperial and metric system.

some found it more useful to adopt

[unreal bay]

guys you are keeping Jessy up, its his bed time

[tepid field]

yeah fuck

YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE

[unreal bay]

[tepid field]

anyway. Luv u all

Me sleep now

[shrewd carbon]

good night

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4BW55ofrMAaJ05qkgwHxED?si=87185faa429d4c72

[craggy trail]

Month, day, year

[untold wraith]

Day month year

Nah im lying

Month day year

[indigo hare]

good morning

[untold wraith]

Only a brit would be saying good morning right about now

[indigo hare]

I lied it’s actually 9pm

I just wanted to lie

[untold wraith]

I know you're lying about lying

[indigo hare]

Please don’t accuse moderation of terrible things with no evidence

[untold wraith]

Momento mori easter

[sacred jolt]

Yknow how eldritch horror its always learning awful eldritch truths that drive you crazy

[untold wraith]

Lying is bad

[sacred jolt]

What if you could just tank having the cosmic truth beamed into your skull by being too dumb

[untold wraith]

Im too smart

I already know the cosmic truth

[toxic sentinel]

bwc

[sacred jolt]

What

[untold wraith]

Unlike moai

For whom that sees all knows all

And i know moai's a tea drinker

[sacred jolt]

Ok timmy eyeballs

[indigo hare]

This is a lie

[sacred jolt]

Sir sightseeing

[untold wraith]

It is

[sacred jolt]

Victor vision

[indigo hare]

Lying is bad

[sacred jolt]

Perception pablo

[untold wraith]

Viscous visionary pablo

[sacred jolt]

Vincent was RIGHT there

[untold wraith]

That is a lie

[sacred jolt]

You failed to illiterate

[indigo hare]

Don’t mind him he’s not as smart as me and you

[sacred jolt]

Now im taking your typing rights away

[toxic sentinel]

bwc 🥹

[indigo hare]

im talking to some 13 year old never worked a day in his stupid life and never will work a day in his stupid life who has zero callouses, zero grime under the nails, zero muscles under the skin, and this guy has audacity to say ive got soft hands? you ever work on an oil rig? me neither but i could. id be damned good at it. my hands are as the paw of the might bear. dont trifle with someone who you dont know who is it because ive got strong hands that are rough and great. you weakwilled little numpty. you dont know what hard work and spirit and vigor is. youre dirt on the heel of my boot (my work boots). i flick you off into the yard where i work because i get shit done because im a goddamn tough awesome man. dont even talk to me about this shit you dont know anything. grow up.

[toxic sentinel]

stinky mod

[untold wraith]

I was thinking of a comeback

But i almost forgot

Im just better

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/csm-girls-gif-2162993799711348014

[toxic sentinel]

all chopped

[untold wraith]

All anime sucks

Including attack on Titan

And joji

[wanton portal]

Joji is a music artist

https://tenor.com/view/joji-smoking-gif-10760460899495154360

[untold wraith]

Joji sucks

That too actually

Thanks

I love everything wym

Ok Danyallaquarius the exuberant third to the heir

[sacred jolt]

Counterpoint

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-jam-boom-buster-black-knives-lance-dennis-gif-7374715647361672522

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-squidward-watermelon-spongebob-wake-up-gif-10458383

[indigo hare]

When everything is loved nothing is loved

[wanton portal]

no

[indigo hare]

Shut up

[wanton portal]

when everything is loved being loved just becomes the norm

[untold wraith]

Turkey

[wanton portal]

imgflip.com

[untold wraith]

Does that mean something to you

[wanton portal]

yes...

I HATE watermarks...

[untold wraith]

Didn't ask

[wanton portal]

Ifunny.co

[untold wraith]

Gottem

[sacred jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160817071244988477/1160817389978533928/the_best.gif?width=597&height=671

[wanton portal]

he needs to shave

stubble looks dirty

[untold wraith]

For reference i have a cat

[pearl coral]

hi

[sacred jolt]

Mess with the best. Die with the rest. Did you know everything here is considered a pest?

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-eating-peter-griffin-gets-eaten-gif-7308958481781237851

[sacred jolt]

Objection your posting vore outside the mods furry rp chat

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7rkek8g9V9ptKQ7OfFQOIc?si=59da371bdd6c4488

[untold wraith]

Projecting

[wanton portal]

foreal

[sacred jolt]

Spotify user 🙏 😔

[wanton portal]

I am not buying youtube premium

or spotify premium

[untold wraith]

I got Spotify premium for free

[sacred jolt]

My guy youtube music is literaly free AND its usable on mobile.

[wanton portal]

it doesnt play when I turn my phone off

[sacred jolt]

The fuck.

[untold wraith]

That's YouTube premium stuff

[sacred jolt]

Ok i wouldn't know about that part but id assume it atleast is a functional app you can actually use even without premium

Unlike mobile spotify.

[wanton portal]

dude

[untold wraith]

Spotify is kinda just better

[wanton portal]

you can literally just favourite your songs

and just listen to the favourite playlist

[indigo hare]

Im not British 😡

[sacred jolt]

Playlists dont really work for me. I need to be able to just do shit whenever i want instead of being locked into one singular collection of things forever

[indigo hare]

Like anyone would ever fall for that

[untold wraith]

You fell for it

[indigo hare]

You can’t prove anything at all

[wanton portal]

fancy a plate full of crumpets and some tea do you mate

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-buster-buster-jam-tallglass-bridget-gif-10473178641049790493

[untold wraith]

So we just posting jifs with no context now?

This ain't 2014 anymore bud

[shrewd carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-fall-water-bed-gif-21555765

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998268093203751099/1337913383332216894/crackbert3.gif

[untold wraith]

Its not a gif

Its a jif

Awesome name

Opponent i mean

Wait

That's you

Wait

Im confused

[shrewd carbon]

i mean her username is not wrong it is indeed a awful tragedy

[wanton portal]

they're called MUSKETEERS

[shrewd carbon]

were you not blue

[pearl coral]

lmao

[shrewd carbon]

yes the color blue for the team

[untold wraith]

Why is all ur text spaced away from ur name

[pearl coral]

i can tell by the photographic evidence

samn

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094327343054586027/1252403390948970557/attachment.gif

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/lucifer-lucifer69-luciferauction-gif-21825542

[untold wraith]

Lucifer

I watched that show

[pearl coral]

evil

[pearl coral]

I was going to say somefing but i forgot

[untold wraith]

How the hell did you get a code

[pearl coral]

do what you want i’m not one for seasonal things

[untold wraith]

I guess I'm just shunned

[pearl coral]

oh yeah danya what do you think about the three musketeer rework

[untold wraith]

Trash

Less damage for more health

[pearl coral]

did i ask you, peon?

just kidding

i value your opinion

[craggy trail]

I love Jraphics Interchange Formats bro

[pearl coral]

1

[wanton portal]

trailer 3 will have Lucia in Liberty City and Jason in Los Santos
I just know it

[craggy trail]

Hate the creator of GIFs for calling it that

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-duval-gta-gta-6-gta-5-grand-theft-auto-gif-9069485630412911895

he's bigger than Willie

[craggy trail]

🔥🔥🔥

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/raha1234-gif-9153721974556340244

[untold wraith]

Wow

That's actually crazy 😭

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449020679913643/togif.gif

[spark quartz]

triangle man

[craggy trail]

Nah wait what museum is this???

[karmic sinew]

i have a question

which weapon is the easiest to make?

[wanton portal]

the stool

[karmic sinew]

i mean in real life

[wanton portal]

axe

[karmic sinew]

which weapon is the easiest to make in terms of making something

[craggy trail]

Stick

Stick with point

[karmic sinew]

i was thinking the club

[untold wraith]

Make stick

[karmic sinew]

REAL LIFE

[craggy trail]

There’s probably a tutorial for making a mace with materials from a hardware store

[karmic sinew]

IM GONNA GRAB THIS KRUNK AND BLUNGEON YOU WITH IT

[untold wraith]

#halfsword-chat-⚔

Handful of sand

[karmic sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[untold wraith]

Exactly lol

[craggy trail]

Oh, wait

Fists

[shrewd carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-shocked-shock-shocked-meme-gif-8910406893424234862

[unreal bay]

do not underestimate willies build

[still scaffold]

clock strikes 12, midnight arrives...

[karmic sinew]

i was seeing ancient weapons and apparently people would make maces with discs

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-discord-tuff-gif-1861802456034684077

[karmic sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/ojos-wholesome-ojitos-wholesome-tulio-voidviño-neta-ya-te-reporte-wholesome-gif-2911383141977175639

[craggy trail]

I’m too immature for when people talk about Willies.

[craggy trail]

Hi Galaxy

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-tiktok-trend-khaby-mechanism-khaby-lame-mechanism-gif-14013412814055246026

the humble khaby lame mechanism:

[unreal bay]

Half sword

[craggy trail]

Real

[unreal bay]

half sword

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449020679913643/togif.gif

[untold wraith]

What happened to lieutenant information

[still scaffold]

mod abuse

[karmic sinew]

im so detached from brainrot that i fr thought the Khaby Lame Mechanism was some kind of horrid mechanism of torture or something

[shrewd carbon]

if there were the amount of days until halfsword releases and you turn that number into dollars how much money would i have

[untold wraith]

?

[still scaffold]

jolly mod doesnt like it when i kill dumb ahh pumpkins

[unreal bay]

Half sword

[karmic sinew]

Like, i fr thought it was some kind of WW2 machine to torture people, but no, i saw the thing moving its arms and i got to disappointed

[untold wraith]

You know YOU can change your per server username as well right

Not just mods

[still scaffold]

the humble khaby lame mechanism:

[still scaffold]

but then it's not funny

[shrewd carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136427482552225916/1427466205047820348/attachment.gif

[still scaffold]

you have no sense of humor

[wanton portal]

I really do hope they let you make Willie go to the gym

or something

to get him built

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-tiktok-trend-khaby-mechanism-khaby-lame-mechanism-gif-14013412814055246026

[untold wraith]

I have a meme here that doesn't work when you're named "i lick mariah carey toes"

[still scaffold]

man this channel went downhill fast

[karmic sinew]

well, now im gonna spend the 100 bucks i was thinking of using to get the game when it released on december 2025

[still scaffold]

even more reason for me to keep it

[wanton portal]

why so small

[scarlet creek]

Weird question but how big can a woman's breast be until wearing a breastplate becomes uncomfortable or just straight up impossible, and was there ever a breastplate that solved this issue?

[wanton portal]

mall gif

[craggy trail]

You’re a fake and a fraud.

[untold wraith]

You're mom asked me the same thing

[shrewd carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-labo-scary-horror-gif-4968218050647935801

[pearl coral]

no there was not

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/bebe’s-kids-yo-mama-yo-mama-so-fat-she’s-on-both-sides-of-the-family-bebe-yo-mama-so-fat-gif-9153245453132050198

[scarlet creek]

Just curious

[scarlet creek]

Well women wearing armor was pretty rare anyway

[wanton portal]

double roast (???)

[still scaffold]

@lost palm

[scarlet creek]

Bro exposed my pfp

[craggy trail]

Just squish it, ez

[shrewd carbon]

is that the thing your worried about

[scarlet creek]

Serious question tho

[karmic sinew]

Yo mama so dumb she got told it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl

[scarlet creek]

Yes, my question wasn't even weird bruh

[craggy trail]

It’s only gonna be $20 +/- 10

[untold wraith]

I voted for the most expensive option

[still scaffold]

i hate you

[untold wraith]

Thank you

[still scaffold]

no problem

[shrewd carbon]

i dont know but most likely not as i doubt there was armor for women in the first place

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435469819695857825/watermark.gif

[karmic sinew]

how did humans discovered that they were able to make weapons out of bones?

[untold wraith]

It's gonna be minimum $30

[scarlet creek]

There def wasn't but I remember seeing a breastplate with a big chest somewhere

[still scaffold]

quality things being discussed in halfcord

[shrewd carbon]

hard object use to hit things

[craggy trail]

That one guy on the plane:

[shrewd carbon]

kastenbrust maybe?

[still scaffold]

I was about to write this

[karmic sinew]

ngl i would use a femur as an axe handle

[shrewd carbon]

probably did at some point

[craggy trail]

I think I’ll get banned if I continue this joke

[untold wraith]

I get what you're saying

[scarlet creek]

I wonder if they ever made jokes about how it looks

[still scaffold]

no you dont

[scarlet creek]

Well female armor solved!

[shrewd carbon]

personally i think they are quite stylish

[karmic sinew]

the femur is one of the strongest bones in the human body, and it also has a good chunk to wack people with

[craggy trail]

Okay Steve

[karmic sinew]

Oh, wait, im level 2

i can...

i can...

[scarlet creek]

Me too but I'm pretty sure some dude got roasted for wearing it since it looks like you had a big chest

[pearl coral]

i mean women sometimes appeared in lieu of their husbands to musters

[craggy trail]

FEMUR VS HYDRAULIC PRESS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[pearl coral]

all fashionable breastplates make it look like you have a big chest, it was the norm and envied

[karmic sinew]

LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, RENAULT COUPÉ

[shrewd carbon]

what in cods name is that

a tapestry im assuming?

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[scarlet creek]

Gothic armor doesn't have a big chest tho

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-ahh-pumpkin-dying-gif-866545443175125637

[craggy trail]

Yeah, they got that hourglass figure tho

[pearl coral]

that’s a pretty mid cuirass if i’m being real

and yes, it does

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1433978618320650461/bb015156-60fb-4b44-87cf-d66db5035520.gif

[severe fulcrum]

?

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-patrick-spongebob-fish-rambling-gif-4842936

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-ok-leaf-water-drop-droplet-gif-27625340

[scarlet creek]

Well maybe but it doesn't look like a female chest

[still scaffold]

do you love pizza

[pearl coral]

neither does a cube

[spark quartz]

Do you love Mariah Carey toes?

[pearl coral]

no

[shrewd carbon]

nevermind it took me a while to finally understand what you were saying makes sense

[pearl coral]

it’s like a recruitment thing

[still scaffold]

no

[spark quartz]

Name says otherwise

[still scaffold]

fuck you

[scarlet creek]

Lara Croft

[shrewd carbon]

for some reason i thought that whole string of text was a name for it

[pearl coral]

thank you for your contribution

[scarlet creek]

Bro even has a skirt and everything

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[still scaffold]

good talk

[pearl coral]

many such cases

[scarlet creek]

They even highlighted the weak spot

[craggy trail]

Why did German armour look so feminine?

[karmic sinew]

its to not show the codpiece

[scarlet creek]

Do you really need a codpiece this big

[untold wraith]

No im not human

[shrewd carbon]

swag man

[scarlet creek]

It looks like a chastity cage bro

💔

[karmic sinew]

It's Henry 8th

[dawn condor]

lost a 3300 score run to a sword clipping through my golden armor WAH

[shrewd carbon]

well do you want it too look weird or do you want your genitals cut off

[craggy trail]

IT WAS PEAK FASHION

[karmic sinew]

he was all about skirts and codpieces

[craggy trail]

WE SHOULD BRING IT BACK

[scarlet creek]

I'd rather wear one inside my pants yk

[shrewd carbon]

that would still make a huge bulge

[high briar]

Medieval cuirass vs bessbell bet

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but atleast it would look like I'm dangerously packing instead of looking like I have a chastity cage on

[craggy trail]

Do you know why the cod piece exists?

[scarlet creek]

Robinswords does this btw

[scarlet creek]

To protect willie and ball

Ig

[craggy trail]

No, it’s because they didn’t wear pants.

[scarlet creek]

Was it because it was too hot inside the armor or what

💔

[craggy trail]

No, pants weren’t popular in Europe

Willie is literally wearing an early codpiece in game

[scarlet creek]

What did they even wear

[scarlet creek]

False, he's just packing

[craggy trail]

Hose!

[scarlet creek]

I only like the 1527 one and that's because it reminds me of exanima's level 4 armor

[craggy trail]

Do I get to explain the reason for the codpiece’s development again????

[karmic sinew]

basically long wool knee high socks

[shrewd carbon]

if you really think about it it would look like you had one under your pants

[karmic sinew]

because they didnt know how to sew them together

[shrewd carbon]

either way that was their fashion back then

[karmic sinew]

so the codpiece was able to attach them together

[craggy trail]

No, pants were a thing, hose were just more fashionable

Because they showed off the shape of them legs

[scarlet creek]

Robinswords does it and at first I thought that was real human flesh

[craggy trail]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/suigeneris_wikickstart/images/d/d9/Brassplt.png/revision/latest?cb=20181023154222

This???

[scarlet creek]

Funny how this nowadays would be considered gay

[karmic sinew]

I mean, yeah, but they were for them ugly poor dastardly peasants

[craggy trail]

High heels were originally masculine fashion

[shrewd carbon]

[scarlet creek]

Yes

Exanima's art is so fricking beatiful

[craggy trail]

Not sure if that’s true but I’m too lazy to fact check rn

[shrewd carbon]

i was lucky enough to get the armor on the right then i got mauled by a ogre

[karmic sinew]

probably not

[craggy trail]

I guess it looks okay design wise

[karmic sinew]

classism is very historically accurate tho

[scarlet creek]

Well the real fancy shit is in the arena mode

[shy geyser]

So uhm, I lost half sword and had to re-get it from the store?

[craggy trail]

You lost me.

[shrewd carbon]

like you deleted it?

[shy geyser]

No like it got removed from my steam library and I had to get it back again

[shrewd carbon]

did you get it back?

[pearl coral]

yeah the play test was archived for the demo to arrive

[shrewd carbon]

the right one of course

[shy geyser]

So we have a new build ?

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1432052974187843806/makesweet-txloxv.gif

[pearl coral]

new-er than the playtest

not really “new”

[scarlet creek]

Bro how do you not like exanima's fancy armor

[craggy trail]

Yeah that looks shit

[shrewd carbon]

just like the codpiece its a matter of taste

[tranquil coral]

Looks like some artist's take on making Terraria armor in 3D

Like RTX obsidian armor or something

[pearl coral]

does the helmet have teeth for the eyes

[craggy trail]

I like my fantasy armour semi-functional

[pearl coral]

every culture’s armor looked feminine

[scarlet creek]

Idk, maybe, remember this is from a level that takes place in the underworld

[shrewd carbon]

i like my fantasy armor functional

[tranquil coral]

I like my fantasy armor barely protective, but very marketable.

[scarlet creek]

It is functional

[craggy trail]

I can’t say fully functional because I don’t know enough about armour

[craggy trail]

No…

No, it isn’t

[craggy trail]

I reckon the Italian style wasn’t

[scarlet creek]

How

[shrewd carbon]

i beg to differ

[pearl coral]

they wore flowing floral ponchos over their armor and had wasp waists all the same

in fact there’s a historical account of a dude wearing a lady’s journade over his armor just for the fashion

[scarlet creek]

Idk if it counts since it's modded but this armor looks pretty imo

[craggy trail]

1. Helmet. Poor vision, no breaths, poor shaping
2. Breastplate has random segments, and no faulds
3. Poleyns look oversized
4. It’s hard to make out but it doesn’t look like he has any elbow mobility.

Hard to say anything else since I can’t really discern what’s happening in the image

[craggy trail]

Peak man activity

[sick folio]

Half sword players when the suit of armor doesn't have a left testical pouch

[spark quartz]

Only good one is the second Pic the rest are ugly asf 😭

[craggy trail]

2nd is okay, 3rd would’ve been good but they picked greaves over cuisses

[craggy trail]

That’s why I’m here

[pearl coral]

many such cases

[craggy trail]

Would’ve been nice if they had at least something on the thighs

Goodness me fat thumbs

Too much skin… seems like it’d hurt if maille or metal abrades it

WAIT WHAT IS THAT FOURTH ONE

[scarlet creek]

This armor is worn by a mummy, those are not actual segments just decoration, poleyns were actually that big back then, and he does have elbow mobility iirc

[craggy trail]

WHY AREN’T THEY PROTECTING ANY OF THEIR VITALS

[scarlet creek]

Wait am I tripping or she doesn't have any thigh protection

[craggy trail]

None

They got nothin on their thighs

[scarlet creek]

Why would you do that

[spice laurel]

I am freakye west

[scarlet creek]

Why would you want to show your ass to the skeletons and mummies that want to take you down

[craggy trail]

I’ll drop the 4th point and part of the 1st since they don’t need to breathe. Still no torso mobility and those poleyns are definitely oversized

[craggy trail]

Profound mental intelligence

[scarlet creek]

Im not sure but I think many parts of this armor are flexible

[craggy trail]

Dammit I have class in two minutes

[scarlet creek]

What about this one?

[craggy trail]

Many parts are, but the torso isn’t

[scarlet creek]

And this one

[scarlet creek]

Yeah that sucks

When i draw armor I always ask myself "how would you move with that breastplate covering most of your body" and realize I was doing something wrong

[craggy trail]

Bit iffy on the helmet and arms, legs are decent enough

[craggy trail]

Belly button down is generally articulated

Ancient greeks would flair their breastplates

[craggy trail]

Don’t like that one

Alright I gotta get to class

[scarlet creek]

Alr

[scarlet creek]

What time is it there btw

It's 11 pm here

[undone jewel]

bro case oh is speaking straight facts right this second🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[spiral geode]

When’s the new game coming out

[pearl coral]

before 2026

[undone jewel]

HSBR WHEN

[scarlet creek]

Idk why but I like seeing bulky men in armor (talking about first pic)

[craggy trail]

2pm

[spiral geode]

They marking all the good photos so I thought soon

[craggy trail]

GMT+10

[craggy trail]

Is this German?

I have rudimentary understanding of regional styles beyond the late 15th century

[scarlet creek]

I wonder how expensive these horses were

[pearl coral]

looks english to me

[craggy trail]

Oh, noted

Pauldrons reminded me of examples from Nuremberg

[vague tundra]

whwen full game release

[gloomy crest]

Caseoh going hard on the game rn

[craggy trail]

But Greenwich had a lot of German armourers IIRC

[unreal bay]

Half Sword

[pearl coral]

actually no it probably is german judging by the display

[vague tundra]

yeah when

[craggy trail]

YAY! I WAS RIGHT!

[unreal bay]

Half sword

[craggy trail]

Oh, yeah

[vague tundra]

wwhen game release

[pearl coral]

i was mostly looking at the harness in the back tbh

[craggy trail]

Back left?

[pearl coral]

yeah

[civic hinge]

when is it dropping for playstation

[pearl coral]

it’s all the same by this point in history anyway so i don’t give a DAMN

[craggy trail]

Usually you can tell if it’s English by how decorated it is, in later period at least

I think

I might be wrong

[pearl coral]

you are right

[scarlet creek]

Armor and weapons in crappy conditions / quality in game would be cool

[craggy trail]

Moment a woman takes power everybody starts going all out on their armour

[craggy trail]

We have the different polishes

And there’s a black sallet I believe

[scarlet creek]

Yep but no armor in crappy / worn condition

[scarlet creek]

I think that's the closest thing we have to a "bad quality" piece of armor

I want to fight in rusty or dirty armor tho

[craggy trail]

we need this

[scarlet creek]

And use the crudest weapon there is

[craggy trail]

Oh, you'd maintain your armour

[scarlet creek]

Is that supposed to be protection

[craggy trail]

If it works, it works

[pearl coral]

will probably be rare to say the least

people didn’t do that

[pearl coral]

i’m not exactly sure i agree with the way they’re included

i don’t think they were worn that way to say the least

[craggy trail]

Elaborate

[pearl coral]

they were probably covered with textile

99% of the time

we had a huge discussion on it in #references♥_1450-1470 at one point

[craggy trail]

Oh, right

I’ve seen a lot of painted examples

Loved it so much I stole it for my world building. Regardless, it’d be really cool if they added painted armour

[scarlet creek]

I'm an exanima glazer I need exanima things in other games!!!

[pearl coral]

they’re dubious as to whether they were done by nostalgic people of the sixteenth century or the victorians

aka not working life

[scarlet creek]

Also what if some black market guy sold us worn armor and weapons

[pearl coral]

there is a safely negligible amount of painted armor throughout the fifteenth century

[craggy trail]

Lame… looks so cool

[pearl coral]

if you can afford armor and weapons you can afford to take care of them

[craggy trail]

Not good for the armour I’m guessing?

[pearl coral]

just wasn’t in fashion for the century

it appears in the 14th century and the 16th but not in between

[craggy trail]

Ah, that’s a shame

[scarlet creek]

You're right

Then we should idk have unpolished armor atleast

[craggy trail]

We do

[scarlet creek]

Only a sallet

[craggy trail]

No, we have plenty of unpolished armour

[scarlet creek]

Examples?

[craggy trail]

The armet in spoilance for example

[pearl coral]

but also yeah they figured out textiles are also amazing for preventing weather damage and probably had a wider market on oils and other sorts of finishes since the revolution of mass production

painted armor is not in period

[scarlet creek]

Forgot about that

[pearl coral]

people also still polished their armor

the unpolished equipment would be very slim

[craggy trail]

Well, custom textile armour then!

[pearl coral]

yes

[craggy trail]

Medieval helmet covers

[scarlet creek]

I thought that was expensive and that blackening was a cheaper alternative

[proper arch]

yo when is the game coming out

[pearl coral]

blackening is a more expensive alternative

[scarlet creek]

Or was that just mirror polishing?

[pearl coral]

polishing is not expensive

[scarlet creek]

The blacksmith guy from tiktok lied to me

[pearl coral]

ts would be peak

[scarlet creek]

💔

[craggy trail]

Actually

So peak

[scarlet creek]

How does it look closed

[pearl coral]

use your imagination and context clues

i don’t know what else to say

[craggy trail]

This with fabric

[pearl coral]

lol i never looked at it that way

[craggy trail]

I’ll never unsee that.

[pearl coral]

same

it’s so over for armet fans

[craggy trail]

Like cars with faces

Guess I prefer sallets now

[pearl coral]

hyah

[craggy trail]

I want to do HEMA so bad…

[pearl coral]

i’ll think about you next time i do it so you can live vicariously through me in a way

[craggy trail]

Thank you

[pearl coral]

i have to get my shield painted by the fifteenth

[craggy trail]

Totally gonna do it one day… if I can land a job

[craggy trail]

Any ideas for what you want on it?

[wanton portal]

If you guys were abducted by aliens
What would you ask them

Oh

[scarlet creek]

Sallets were always cooler anyway

[scarlet creek]

Me too but shit is very niche where I'm living

[craggy trail]

Rules say I can’t talk about politics

[pearl coral]

this + the base coat on the other side is already done (burgundy)

[craggy trail]

There are so many ren faires near me, I’ll look into clubs once I land a job

[craggy trail]

Nice

[scarlet creek]

Btw guys https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431504016017199114 upvote this shit NOW! pretty pls 🥺

[pearl coral]

i’m going to paint saint bartholomew being skinned but with a gold hue and silver nimbus as well as some vines and shields with coats of arms on them

[craggy trail]

Okay now that sounds peak

[pearl coral]

effectively this but the red is gold and the gold is silver

[craggy trail]

We’re really good at being cruel…

[pearl coral]

we’re also really good at painting it !

[craggy trail]

PREACH

[spark quartz]

me when I touch food in the sink

[craggy trail]

I didn’t spend years studying anatomy not to draw it in horrific detail!

[pearl coral]

the skin hanging off is so peak

[scarlet creek]

What could you have possibly done to deserve being flayed alive

[pearl coral]

it’s like the snake guy from elden ring i forgot the name of

rykard

[craggy trail]

It’s Rome

[spark quartz]

its nothing like rykard?

[craggy trail]

Probably

[pearl coral]

preaching in like Anatolia or whatever country he was in

[craggy trail]

I don’t know my saints

[pearl coral]

loser says what

[spark quartz]

What

FUCK

[scarlet creek]

So you know every single muscle and fibre?

[pearl coral]

they also beheaded him after

[craggy trail]

Most of them

[pearl coral]

the story goes he continued preaching after being skinned so they chopped his head off

[spark quartz]

adrenaline is a helluva drug

[pearl coral]

he’s the patron saint of leather workers

[scarlet creek]

Atleast they didn't overreact

[pearl coral]

he has so much aura bro

[scarlet creek]

Were people scared of him

Mf was prob looking like this

[pearl coral]

also it’s theorized that michelangelo’s depiction of him on the sistine chapel has his flayed skin as a grim self portrait of michelangelo

[pearl coral]

mebe

[craggy trail]

Sounds about right

[pearl coral]

bartholomew has so much tuff lore

[scarlet creek]

When a skinless guy does it is

[craggy trail]

Ave 🙏

[pearl coral]

it will be very hard to paint him on my shield but if it turns out right it’ll be rad

[scarlet creek]

Imagine people believed he was a demon or something

People used to believe wild things

[pearl coral]

maybe a little boltonpilled

[craggy trail]

Mistakes aren’t the worst to correct in painting as long as you have enough paint

[pearl coral]

what sucks is the burgundy we used was a mixture of other paints that we don’t have an excess of

i might add like a triptychesque border and background just for that purpose

[craggy trail]

Ah

[scarlet creek]

People used to call this guy "the bewitched" and fr thought he was deformed because of a spell, wouldnt be surprised if they thought a skinless guy was a demon

[pearl coral]

yeah but that guy was a chud

[craggy trail]

Hard for a “dead” man to preach y’know

[still trail]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

hi

I have blue people in my family

because they lived in kentucky

huh?

[scarlet creek]

Charles realizing it was too late to stop the family love

[still trail]

No alot of people in my family way way back in the day inbred so they got a blood disease

I think

[scarlet creek]

Or did this guy marry a relative too, I cant remember

[still trail]

No but i could have a blue child

potentially

I wouldnt want that for a long time cuz its bad and there are meds for it

they make you

pee out the blue

[scarlet creek]

Mf has smurf sperm

What if I like people who look similar to me

[still trail]

yep

[scarlet creek]

😔

[still trail]

alabama resident

its november 5

No i like italian people

and middle eastern people

[scarlet creek]

Bruv I used to get told me and my ex looked like siblings

I remember a lady asking my mom if she had a third child because of that

💔

[spark quartz]

what a fuckin conversation

[still trail]

imagine being

destined for incest

[scarlet creek]

If the love of your life turned out to be related to you what would you do

[still trail]

I don't like the way most of my kind think

rural georgia is hell

[scarlet creek]

Mf wouldnt date the female version of himself

[still trail]

would you??

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[scarlet creek]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[still trail]

me'

[scarlet creek]

People with low self steem ig

Or hypergamic fucks

[wanton portal]

Did you guys know
That shitting is one of the most effective ways to lose weight?

[still trail]

Not even that someone so similar to me would creep me tf out

[still trail]

this is why im actively trying to shit my pants everywhere

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[scarlet creek]

But why

Can I watch

[scarlet creek]

Cursed ass country

[wanton portal]

How do you know that

Oh ok

[still trail]

arguing with someone on tiktok who think America should've "stayed European"

questionable choice of words but ok

[scarlet creek]

Homer simpson

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1430791642834665623/RDT_20251023_0734482844338263471597441.gif

[craggy trail]

Depends on the source

Yeah, well what human?

Who am I eating?

[scarlet creek]

🥹

Is danya a woman

I do it for the love of art

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mister-penis-penis-mister-cat-penis-miter-cat-gif-12564558388283863479

[scarlet creek]

Wouldnt we taste like shit since most of us eat a lot of meat

[spark quartz]

shizzy

[last whale]

Silly Head hi

[spark quartz]

These new regulars fuckin weird huh

[last whale]

True...

I miss the old regulars

[spark quartz]

so true king

I miss kerfluffle

[indigo hare]

Shut

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/neckman-neck-man-chinese-chinese-neckman-gif-25438913

[spark quartz]

Welcome to hell easter

[craggy trail]

I challenge you to a duel

[scarlet creek]

How

[last whale]

I miss Voxel

[spark quartz]

I forgor who that was

Sounds familiar

Can we stop talking about eating human flesh ffs

[last whale]

I forgot her old username

:(

[wanton portal]

If animals can be cannibals in the wild so can we

[craggy trail]

The average human is ~125,000 calories off the top of my head

[last whale]

I miss SourKraut...

[spark quartz]

Did bro get banned

[last whale]

I don't remember

[wanton portal]

Alberquerque

Or something

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[spark quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126671122021240924/1218792664619810836/mychild.gif

[last whale]

My GIF now

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413489490944852121/1426920299315728538/IMG_5068.gif

[spark quartz]

you rascal

[indigo hare]

He was banned before you even joined lol
Unless you were here before and came back

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

What happened to that account

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334274710804107367/1416301827988918292/evil.gif

[wanton portal]

Stolen

[spark quartz]

will you lick the bathroom floor plz

[craggy trail]

why is asschomp so angry at us 🥀

[spark quartz]

who is us you havent done anything weird

[wanton portal]

It tastes like chocolate

[craggy trail]

Oh

Well I was going to

[indigo hare]

Thats a damn lie i woke him up myself

[spark quartz]

couldn't be any weirder than whats already been discussed

[craggy trail]

That's true, unfortunately

Really low bar nowadays

[wanton portal]

Nobody needs that many kisses

[scarlet creek]

Fantasy slop?

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[indigo hare]

Weak

You are weak

[wanton portal]

Booty

Face

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[scarlet creek]

Could this armor exist in HS?

[craggy trail]

Not the worst

[craggy trail]

No.

[wanton portal]

Nothing a simple hammer wouldn't destroy

[scarlet creek]

What about this?

[spark quartz]

Brigandines are confirmed to be added eventually, but not at launch of EA

[scarlet creek]

Forgot it looks exactly like a rennasaince armor I saw somewhere

[wanton portal]

Are machete's confirmed

[scarlet creek]

Dont we already have machetes

[craggy trail]

50 years after HS takes place

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/machete-jason-voorhees-friday-the13th-freddy-vs-jason-ready-to-fight-gif-18973985

[wanton portal]

No

[spark quartz]

yeah they would be if halfsword was a game about the Vietnam war and you were a soldier

[wanton portal]

They're in the trees

[scarlet creek]

Only difference is the crossguard and that one is for chopping

[craggy trail]

Falchions... or messers

Don't know a lot about weapons to be honest

[scarlet creek]

Why would someone want a shitty version of the falchion, this is like wanting a wood cutting axe over a war axe

[wanton portal]

Messer? I barely know her

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1432391126186197074/togif.gif

[scarlet creek]

I saw some guy make the same joke with rapier

[craggy trail]

Mango? Go-

what the fuck

[indigo hare]

Okay.

[scarlet creek]

I didnt say it bro

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-4130479400879056694

[indigo hare]

Dont push it now, I’ll have to put on my fedora

[craggy trail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-buddy-pine-discord-reddit-gif-1954320315783291994

[last whale]

What the fuck is this

[craggy trail]

Brainrot.

[spark quartz]

you

[indigo hare]

Me when I get angry

[scarlet creek]

You become a 4chan user?

[last whale]

Projecting

[indigo hare]

No I flex my authority

[craggy trail]

Do you or do you not use Discord?

[last whale]

Mayhaps

[wanton portal]

Discord I'm howling at the moon

[indigo hare]

Youre not discord

[scarlet creek]

Will we get EA or not

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-squidward-watermelon-spongebob-wake-up-gif-10458383

[scarlet creek]

When when when

Fuck

💔

I hope they atleast make the baron look like the baron portrait

[wanton portal]

Mcwonderbeast told me if anyone guesses the correct release date they'll get a discount...

[craggy trail]

Don’t you mean November 6th?

[scarlet creek]

Why not

The baron portrait is peak

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[lament copper]

Why 😭

[wanton portal]

Halfsword leakers have found that Henry from kingdom come deliverance will be in Halfsword!!!

[craggy trail]

Half Sword 2morrow

[scarlet creek]

Vro

[lament copper]

Eh... kinda

[scarlet creek]

If he doesnt look like that I'll review bomb the game

[hazy agate]

I always thought he looks like caseog

[scarlet creek]

Same

[craggy trail]

The baron has dreads

[scarlet creek]

I thought he just had curly hair

[craggy trail]

Nah he’s just nonchalant

[scarlet creek]

Caseoh baron must be in the game no matter what

[hazy agate]

big streamer

physically and literally

[scarlet creek]

A guy who does streams

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1432052974187843806/makesweet-txloxv.gif

[hazy agate]

I hope they add willipy

[craggy trail]

If I misclick in my favourites, there's a 50/50 I send a Teto gif or something that'll get me banned.

[hazy agate]

it's like the news

but the content isn't news sometimes

it could be gaming

[craggy trail]

Mine's just schizo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057668025995755570/1405862229039120475/speed.gif

[hazy agate]

who's that

[craggy trail]

I should draw Willie

Do you think after EA drops, we'll get the OG role?

[hazy agate]

wouldn't that be something

jerma?

[craggy trail]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[hazy agate]

who's that

yes that's also jerma

I'll assume that's his real name

[craggy trail]

AH, old mods

I've learnt the truth

through searching the archives of this server

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449020679913643/togif.gif

I saw stuff like this

:)

What's the context

Searching daddy gives me a lot of potential quotes.

[indigo hare]

Stop spamming quotes

[craggy trail]

OKAY

I'm done

[hazy agate]

now make a quote of that

[craggy trail]

I'm tempted to make a quote of this

DAMMIT THEY'RE GONE

I should've saved them

I am profoundly unintelligent

I'm just glad I didn't get muted.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435469819695857825/watermark.gif

[late grove]

i have over 400 hours of halfsword

100 hours in the one demo that they took down and 300 in the current demo version

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dance-jerma-happy-jerma-funny-gif-24938586

[gloomy torrent]

I just went to check on the discord

What happened here

[craggy trail]

What for?

[hard pivot]

when is full game release

[unreal bay]

Half sword

[small stone]

Many people will complain that the game was not released in full, but in early access

[unreal bay]

Many people these days think that games are made, the same way AI prompts gets generated

[small stone]

Lol yes

https://tenor.com/view/light-down-syndrome-kid-gif-2579334221828763248

[unreal bay]

many people can choose to join Half Sword Early Access journey or not. i ll see them at version 1 of the game... in many years

[small stone]

[nova flint]

Just aslong people don't pull the

"The game is in early access!!!!!"

[unreal bay]

but it is?

[nova flint]

Whenever you criticise it for any reason whatsoever

[unreal bay]

but the game is in early access

soon

[nova flint]

I'm talking about when they use it as a deflection and not listen

[unreal bay]

critics are welcome, but it is expected, aswell as that the game isnt finished, if we all agree on that matter

[nova flint]

I hope..

Anyway back to my slumper I go..

(Not talking every 3-6 months)

[frozen mason]

He would love Half Sword

[unreal bay]

can i expect you during EA atleast?

welp gone he is

[spark quartz]

You can expect me galaxy

I'll be there

Killing people

Violently

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/d4dj-hand-holding-anime-gif-18964583

[unreal bay]

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-12955092

[nova flint]

My dad gifted me 500 riyals yesterday so yes

[unreal bay]

awesome! i meant as in your presence

[nova flint]

I've been waiting for this game since I've seen it on that one channel

Uhh

Something madness

[unreal bay]

ahh random madness

[nova flint]

Yes yes him

[unreal bay]

my good friend ahem colleague

[nova flint]

Bro fuelled that era where I was a bit too into gore mechanics In games 💀

[unreal bay]

fair fair

he got me into making blood mods

[nova flint]

Really?

[forest falcon]

i love reading russian pc discussion threads lmao

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-smiley-face-yellow-gif-8004301841562115300

[unreal bay]

yeah he said how many games are just not doing it right, so i was like, hold my beer

[forest falcon]

"ew you have a wired mouse, they're so shit"

anyways good morning guys

[nova flint]

If mouse clicks, mouse good

[nova flint]

Hold my blood pouch 🔥

[unreal bay]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126671122021240924/1218792664619810836/mychild.gif

[nova flint]

Fr

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/update-no-update-no-more-updates-gif-3470407786722281006

[nova flint]

Early 2000s sci-fi movie ass filter

[last whale]

Lmao

[forest falcon]

lowkey true

[craggy trail]

Lame

[somber panther]

wtf

are they stupid?

[light tree]

18k online but only 5 chatting

perfect

[forest falcon]

.

at least they parked it in the right spot

i think?

[golden lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-67-scp-67-funyuns-funny-gif-75413186200073602

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[faint dragon]

They flipped it upside down for anti theft

Dont worry it's a common practice

[forest falcon]

.

.

[craggy trail]

God bless the NUSA 🫡

[faint dragon]

ts will go crazy

[craggy trail]

Would.

[brazen jacinth]

Blud actually eats like Willie.

[faint dragon]

Nice umamusume pfp

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435490362759057418/togif.gif

[brazen jacinth]

[forest falcon]

I found skippy .

[faint dragon]

it's gone

Absolutely obliterated

[brazen jacinth]

I just imagine the brutal in game sounds and dialogue as you ate them like your controls are bad

[wintry ingot]

beer you say?

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1435560495494201354

[forest falcon]

alcohol is bad for you

[faint dragon]

Eating while playing half sword is good

[somber panther]

has anyone ever loved you?

me neither pass the bottle

https://tenor.com/view/schwanchi-gif-10646964323290635570

[craggy trail]

Flibbertigibbet!

Cuckold!

Coward!

[faint dragon]

Please explain once again, but in such old English

[craggy trail]

Ic ondrǣde þā brūðe in geāmes swēg and sprǣc swā þū ēst hīe swā þīn cynd wǣron yfel.

[faint dragon]

Thank you great sire

[craggy trail]

Þu eart wilcume!

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[wanton portal]

I love doing cardio

https://tenor.com/view/spring-break-workout-exercise-treadmill-gym-gif-15010279

oh what the fuck

https://youtu.be/NQypHE9_Fm4?si=L93tH438zllIyNeF

this dropped when I was at the gym

[craggy trail]

WHAT

[somber panther]

fnof

[brisk kraken]

😗

[wanton portal]

five night ot freddies

[somber panther]

five nights on [i got automod timeout for saying this]

[slim jetty]

Hi

[faint dragon]

holy shit

We are getting fnaf 2 movie before GTA 6

[sharp dust]

When i play cyberpunk i can count the pixels on my screen

Is that normal

[mystic marlin]

holy moly

[lavish flower]

schnauser!

[faint dragon]

crazy

[runic cove]

half sword tommorow

[craggy trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[frosty stratus]

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 DAYS 🔥

[frosty stratus]

why everything here look like cold depression 😭

[faint dragon]

It is delectable

Believe me

[frosty stratus]

ok willie

😭

[craggy trail]

PEAK

HOW OLD

[frosty stratus]

wont answer 🔥

[craggy trail]

VALID

CONGRATS

[frosty stratus]

ty

😄

TWO DAYS TILL I CAN GUILT TRIP YALL TO GET ME EA 🔥
-# jkjk

ngl why does jerryrigeverything look like willie 😭

LIKE THERE IS NO WAY ITS JUST ME

[remote haven]

beatin ma willie

[frosty stratus]

execute him ❤️

[remote haven]

execing ma willie till i cute