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ok
i js sat there for like 5 mins pressing and deleting a letter on my keyboard π
what do i insert between a scene of camp breakfast and lining up for battle
snorting coacaine
get stimulated
no
oh
is there a mod that allows me to throw people?
you can throw people already if you try hard enough
i can do that windmill move which is cool but what about suplexes?
game aint even in ea yet π
check #1244313050174197850
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other question how do i reopen the menu on enhanced halfsword?
do i play helldivers or half sword
hell sword
wet willie on your belly
come here boy
No wonder he doesn't feel anything after I punch him in the taint
How do you get those graphics
Jawmmell
oh no so sad really?? wahhh 
who wants to be added
add wet willie on your belly
roblox cemetery
what does ragamuffin meannn!?!?!?
cat
looks neat, lemme try shooting a crossbow 
DOLT
can we watch?
Photography channel is mostly comprised of gore π
no wonder π
hmampter

itβs literally in the dictionary
Um ok?
Ragamuffin sounds like an exotic flavor of a muffin
Frrrr
No it doesn't
I am grub and I live in the soil and I eat all the worms but I am teary eyed for the worms do cry when I slurp but the gracious hawk does console me she does tell me the natural order of things. I am grub
I soiled myself
thank you!!!! my poor organs
dw your armor stops it
ts is fake
go fuck yourself politely
You too thy kind sire β€οΈ
worst meme OaT
thy doesnβt need to be in this sentence
Fuck thy wretched snob that representith all ragumuffins that be the inpurent of cuckholds from the swamps of Earth.
RAGAMAFIN!
mafin π
this is the typa shi microsoft be interested in?
guys guess what im a logophile
like what π
bros spelling was even mroe fucked theaned mine
fucking mafin
bahahaha
"Aye bro what's you're favourite mafin flavour?"
thaned
||||||||hello
"Oh, I like chocolate mafins"
on your belly is a wet willie
Y'all is there a way to make it so a Tier 5 can go against a Tier 8 in a 1v1?
I wanna kill a knight alone
Yes phile just means something you are fond of or like. Audiophiles love anything related toβ¦audio. And so on. Dont go any further with this than my comment though
id get banned if i were to say what im thinking rn
Hence the last part of my comment
Youtube horror thumbnails be like
clearly its so small that the edge of a blade is enough to censor it
i tried solo on intense
then when i almost finish mission there are 3 enemies chasing me
then i understand that highest difficulty is mostly only 4 players
or if you masochist and can do solo
immeasurable drip levels
as for solo imposter
well its good if there 1v1 if there more gg
nah wtf
I love topfragging !!!!!
why is his peenits gone π
looks painful
Willie 2077
I will fucking murder chatgpt β€οΈ i asked it to make me a minecraft clone for fun. and it gave me this fuckass bullshit
clanker gang
medic gaming
engineer gaming
i play engi,medic or demoman
i need to reinstall tf2
oh wait i have it installed π
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listen
tell me what you hear.
w buddah pfp from ror
click and watch
its over
wdym
six seven!!!!!!
worst chat oat
yall i just accidentally typed "female" as "femail" π
why not just say woman
idk i was doing smth
π³
he's just fucking naked
what is vro playing
π
o ok
hi /
hi /
hi /
hs tomorrow
no
:(
i reccommed the blood gore mod by cazanu, a friend of mine
I still lowke play it π₯Ή
Halloween is over
Thanksgiving is coming
Turkey with some mashed potatoes and some green beans with a heavy bowl of stuffing and put gravy on EVERYTHING
Get some pumpkin pie with whipped cream
hallo
this is a good gif
Thank you lol
You like pumpkin pie?
stizz and captain misinfo at the same time ? at this hour ? my my
never tried it before ngl
Im not murican
Don't have to be American to eat pumpkin pie
Holiday or not
Ask for some pumpkin pie
"yeah uhh let me y'all pumpkin pie thanks"
Walk out the market non-empty handed
2 hands on the biggest pumpkin pie they got
Moai killed chat
I'd like to go back into WW2 and ask who the fuck came up with some of the names for rockets
ah yes, America and our massive as fuck anti shipping rocket, Tiny Tim
or Britain with their, massive as fuck anti everything rocket, Uncle Tom
if I made a rocket I would call it Gregory
y'all ever heard of a game called half sword?
you kinda have to be, since american pumpkins are difficult to get in other places
ok
Holy passive aggressive
HELP
HELP
HELP ME
I NEED HELP
issue
i have this mod
called "OVRDTH_SELECTOR"
and also
when i click one to load
it doesn't load when i click play demo
im so confused
cause i just want to use
the weapon pack
the vicious one
Don't forget
The davy Crockett
my child
Mk-54 (Davy Crockey) it is a recoilless rifle weapon system
Jeep, strapped nuke
Hello, jolly fellow
Did you have a good Halloween if you celebrate it?
Deleted
nah I didnt do anything unfortunately.
ybu
*HBU
Stealing that shit immediately
I HAD A LITTLE CULDESAC PARTY. IT WAS CHILL
*apple pie
OH MY GOOOOOOOSH I NEED THANKSGIVINGπ©
we need a sandbox mode in ts game lowk
we need ak 47 in ts game lowk
yes that would be awesome
would the game have modding potential you think?
niko lets go bolwing
It's still pinned π₯Ή
the photo from my old account
it was my account
its called deleted user cuz that acc is deleted
ur a dev bro make it happen
yes his name is deleted user, you arent deleted user
am just a player
lowk we need a trebuchet and we can load it with dead willies

he is the blood guy not the AK 47 guy
pulled this out the archives
dont you have some voices to act bozo
what archives
clearly photoshopped
file explorer
or perhaps AI generated
that goes kinda hard tho
IKR BRO π
and the username too
yeah its more smudged
ommmg its wullo
wullo
how I look at bro before my flesh melts off and I scream in agony before falling through the floor never to be seen again (nobody will believe him)
why bro so mad
Some ragamuffin called him a cuckold
Maybe the update is the Willies we killed along the way
4 million calories per lick
FATASS CAT
According to chatgpt each lick of uranium would be 38 million callories
π
And according to chatgpt if a cat were to lick it it would be 3.8M calories per lick
Wsg pilif
epic
SHIZDONESIA
I loveeee fireworks!! Also happy birthday
thxx
I am gonna use your firework audio for a mod for firework mania
Y'all is going for the feet worth it
i hope there is a place in the early access where you can drown your willie in like a lake or smth idk maybe in the forest map π

there is atleast 100 people in this server that wish they were that willie ima js be honest π
-# thank god im not one of them.
Giant fetish
foot*
Going out swingin
@indigo hare
@indigo hare
im so unbeleavably cooked
yup
this is the end
im about to get executed infront of the whole discord server
π
NEIIIIN!!! let thy hand not be heavy upon me!
LAWWD HAVETH THY MERCY!
add this to halfsword EA
o leme re-read rq
i havent read them in like a year
π
thx for the reminded
reminder*
weht willei on u is bellie
Spears are so underrated
They genuinely can be the best weapons in the game if used well.
I've just been trying new weapons because I have an aversion to anything that's not a longsword or greatsword.
Fair. I wish we had a shorter variant tbh
i wish you could also hit enemies at a distance with itβ¦
You can, the thrust mechanic with it just sucks. I just use momentum
yeah
I suppose its only appropriate
@spark quartz what is that pfp
did the person in ur pfp give consent to use him as urpfp
why are you like this
jolly mod do you like pizza
Who doesn't
it is
you named me i lick maria carey toes
it definitely is
its a great name
Very specific!
indeed easty poo
General cat
wet willie on your belly
How check top ten wishlisted on steam again
Wind've been the must...
π
this deck is so fun
guntubers that are too tactical and into the shit are like looking at somebody living in a roleplay
what deck r u using?
π
guntuber with a glock and 23 different shit they probably won't use
what do u mean u have a folding stock and a 4x32 on a pistol
and a surron bike
i mean, sur-ron bikes are cool, i would have one, but i wouldn't mix them with guntuber content lmao
what
epic carbine the size of a barrett (it's a glock 17)
chicken butt
Lol
how are you harasaki
lmao
i would fr get either a double barrel shotgun or an Ithaca 87
lmao
i love the jackhammer more than anybody in the world
on god i love my 7 hi-point c9s
one closet one bedside drawer one in the glovebox of every car
i mean i do have a handcannon in my home, but it doesnt count as a firearm
fn40gl my beloved
hi wond
Reproduction Medieval hand gonne or hand cannon. These were the first real firearms. They were in use from roughly the 12th - 15th century, when they eventually started to be replaced by more sophisticated matchlocks.
Huge thank you to Kevin from @Operator_Inquiries for making some match cord and letting me film it!
medieval HANDGONNE?
believe it or not its not that difficult to recreate
i mean
if you can make a shitty terminator shotgun with a lead pipe that shoots proper 12 gauge
then I believe everything is easy to recreate
They should add this ngl
no thank you
awh
if the other dude fails at shooting, you can shoot with aiming and everything
if you fail, you better get a machete
or like hit them with it or smth
my personal ones i bring with me to range/daily carry are p320 and gen 4 g19
fuck damn
@umbral bough how do i get gif perms
level up, if i remember
just keep talking
like maybe at level 2 or three idk
damnit
ay man, we all suffer in life.
let us parleyen rather than perishen
that would be weird
oohh
level 2 or boost
yeah they've been good to me
i can send embed for you though
@open dew are you danya
should i change the last 3 and go full bone zone
i did
but which should i use
giant skeleton
bomber
balloon
wall breakers
skeleton barrel
graveyard
2.6 eviler cycle
but theyβre not all dead pipo
what
i really want skarmy and royal ghost evo
oh yea
yes
brutal
whut
im just so popular.....
Lower yo graphics?
oh good point
the baron is so hard bruh
i didnt know he had a hook on the end once and i just got obliterated
It is very hard, but through trial and error! One such willie can achieve victory
its so annoying sometimes cause i dont even get their drops sometimes
ill be up against 2 halberds with no armor and a sword
the game is so smooth until you get to the challenge then theres so many bugs
It indeed is the ULTIMATE challenge
the ultimate challenge is being able to slash someones throat without the game crashing lmao
for some reason its always neck strikes thatll do it
sometimes arm stuff
yeah ill do that ig
ao true
Hellaween was yesterday
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
Why do ppl think it's gore now
who's the stupid idiot that keeps telling them it's gore and not blood
Your username
You can literally change it yourself
so u don't want him to change it because he's not your servant
π
wow
damn missed opportunity right there
you're unfunny looking
thanks danya
no problem
you're uh
yeah?
idk
sowwy
undescribable probably
wsg shizdonesia
SILLY HEAD SILLY HEAD SILLY HEAD HI
SHIZZY SHIZZY SHIZZY SHIZZY HIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!
Don't steal my GIFs vro...
You've stolen so many gifs from me you fucking hypocrite
Nuh uh
he says stolen like he made them
YEAH HUH
NUH UH
YEAH HUH
stolen valor
NUH UH
YEAH HUH
IT'S ALL MINE, FRICK YOU
THIS GIF IS MINE
i hate armored combat in half sword
Explain this shizton
YEAH SEE
i know its accurate but its soo boring
YOU FRICK
I am innocent, I do NOT steal
yeah sure
tell that to spiders you keep in your bag in your pocket
i have all the skill issue stuff turned on and it still takes forever to kill a mfer
theif
Bro is coping
Kill more willies
1984
yeah
I love cutting willies apart 
up your sensitivity and get worse
Blud is drenching me in holy water
this is an entirely different game now
i just realized their user name after losing terribley
Deserves a hell yeah

is the sensitivity thing dead ass
no
depends on playstyle and personal preference mostly
if u like high sens go for high sens
hello
i'm the last person in the tavern thingy. can i get early access now?
no
Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (OctoberβDecember), with paid access possibly priced between $10β30 USD and regional pricing available.
no early access for u
Only demo
For now
i was just kidding, when almost every person left the tavern there were like 5 people left and someone said "Last Person to leave gets Early Access"
The promise is broken
i'm finna leave a giant cockroach next to them in their sleep.
@azure mulch
what if they added pocket sand
Wocket Wand
Nice idea
what if they added flammable potions
what if they added willie burgers with bacon? Wurgers with Wacon?
You could throw and watch a willie burn
And you would pay with sheckels? Nice idea
i can't. i'm a serf.
Napalm*
Napalm is a better choice
!!
omg I js dmd tou
Why not just a burning torch
Hmmmmm that could work
is dat Minos
What if the devs suddenly wanted to troll us and changed the game from historical to medieval dark fantasy
judgement

dark n darker
are the photon readings negative?
Then half sword is ruined 
wtv u say
It's an Undertale reference
i don't play underale
π
I recommend you do, genuinely peak game hands down
Nah
Imagine exanima half sword

That be cool
Peak idea nglllll
Ok I rebuke my previous statemebt
It would be cool
, but would still some of half sword 
I know half sword is supposed to be realistic and stuff but realism art is boring if it doesn't include bullshit that wouldn't be possible irl
I dont think half sword is boring tho since you cant kill people irl without consequences and even less in a medieval setting of course lol
puto
Porque
what
Half sword is NEVER boring
it is
If you overcomplicate stuff on purpose it's pretty fun
very
The AI needs to be improved, it has a lot of potential rn, I saw a video of the knight boss and the baron fighting and the fight ended with the knight boss using the half sword technique to stab one of the baron's gaps.
It was truly epic
The baron was owning knight before that
Having knocking him down 2 times but then the knight clutches
However stuff like this doesnt happen with player vs npc
Which is why
I recommend you watch half sword championship by memeslice
AI NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED!
I watched half sword boss championship made by mrzacnono
Peak youtuber
I also watched that vid
And his other vids
Fr he made an almost hour long feel like at most 20 minutes
Normally I wouldnt watch something that long
Zvezda ai mod?
Why is that foot so obese
The thumb toe is obese
i was just about to give advice but here we are
im not going to lie i did not expect that reaction at all
me when i act edgy in a public server after complaining about an easily solvable issue
part of the fun in being online
ive hung round with too many pleasurable people and forgot how internet is
did i miss something
nothing of value
steve jobs died of ligma
demo game half sword in early access waltuh
Guys my boyfriends not letting me get a pet ostrich, what should I do
ok so
kill him
cap
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
it's time

lem uhhhhh more like lim
i better go buy a turkey before they charge like 50 bucks for a bird
lim bizkit
anyway where was I
who cares
i doβ€οΈβπ©Ή
(I'm pretending to be mean let me have this)
Hej man...
#faq you man...
take him out to the woods at night, knock him out, make two deep incisions on the arteries located at the sides of the neck, make sure to have an alibi prepared and do not inform anyone of your intentions to go anywhere with him
i'm skipping turkey
gonna go beef this thanksgiving
I never understood why people like turkey so much tbh
Dip the turkey in a monkfish
it's like tough chicken
Best brisket in Texas
with wings, southern baked mac n cheese, pernil (pork shoulder), puerto rican chicken pinchos, honey ham, and a bunch of other sides
every thanksgiving in clueless' household must be magnificent and movie-tier or else it is a disgrace
There are two types of movie tier thanksgiving
One starts with disaster
And one is a cliffhanger for a Sequel
you tryna mess with me man you tryna get into my head man
third type is what i put away 500 dollars every year for
i combine the old fashioned with the new age and create an insanely diverse + rich thanksgiving experience
who got that cookie? ahh
look for a pinned message with an image that says "rewriting history"
it's in #halfsword-chat-β
i think
i don't think i've ever seen an actual pumpkin that looks like the ones you have in america
the round yellow ones
idk
interesting. Our pumpkins are quite iconic arent they?
this is the ones we have https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-eda/3507285/0a07d48e8b46521a9bfc9cf7329d77d8/1200x1200nocrop
very recognizable and associated with Halloween
someone said fuck it and squished it into a ball
that's how you got american pumpkins
probably
The small pumpkins are peak
they are cute
in America we have pumpkin patches that usually pop up in October through part of December if it doesn't snow like crazy
sometimes they have cornfields with mazes and other festivities
We get pumpkin patches down in socal where I am. Except it doesn't snow. Or get especially orange in the fall. So it's just kinda a pumpkin patch and Halloween festivities without the Halloween vibe
haha I'm not too far away from you, I'm in Nevada near Reno so right on the border, I'm partially jealous you dont get snow just because you dont gotta deal with driving in it but the yellowing and orange of the trees are really nice
I think most of our festivities throughout the year are substituted by going to the beach. It's funny 'cause I'd like winter stuff to actually be in snow rather than at the beach, or just in temperate weather that still feels like a cold summer night rather than actual winter
in Nevada its either cold as fuck or hot as fuck
GIVE ME EARLY ACCESS ALREADY
Its usually either hot as fuck or mildly warm 9 times out of 10 where I am lol
that actually sounds worse
way worse actually
I hate the heat so much
when I visited Las Vegas a few years ago it was awful down there
The heat was unreal
plus its humid as all fuck
At least its not humid
Went to Montreal over the summer and it was so fucking hot and humid
It was miserable
yeah the heat plus humidity is just a recipe for disaster
when its cold you can wear layers and be comfy
yummy pig lungs
anyone know when the game release?
full release date is unknown but early access will release in the last quarter of the year so that means its either this month or next month
not long left
ty
Wet willie on your belly turn it into jelly
nya
Cat
fat
taft
what
Smarty farty
Whats today
Did chatgpt just typo? π i swear. CHATGPT IS HUMAN
gooblert
why ksi next to leatherman
on ur belly is a wet willie
gyatt damn
you can infinitely torture willies by turning on no enemy pain and infinite enemy consciousness
they are still alive even after being chopped in half
not sure about the head being chopped off though didn't test that
They eventually die from blood loss
With no pain willie and infinite consciousness
Wanna know why I know this?
I spent a lot of time experimenting on willies with this
Still nowhere as bad as PPG players
As a ppg player myself I also experiment in-game
I killed thousands
Im tryna kill millions
For an achievement
I've seen people make automatic killing farms just to do that
Somehow managed to get an achievement for killing thousands of poor innocent peeps by just a bugged npc in a mod
Reminds me of the quote: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
i saw a comment under a video saying that half sword will have its early access update in the coming weeks, does anyone know if its true or there is still like 1-2 months
Sure hope it stays free
no it will be 20 dollars
I hope its true
people voted on how much the game should cost here
but it was some time ago
but i might be wrong
so not 100%
sure
You think we'll get to customise weapons?(Seen smt like that in a yt vid)
Also, zweihanders when
We will def get to customise weapons
Zweihanders? Theres mods
@tepid fieldBEstest ever voice actor in the whole wide entire world β€οΈ
Guys im bored help me
did u try to play with shield punch ?
Try going as far as you can in the abyss
I need mental help
Bet
Ok, start Kendo or your nationnal medieval sport fight and be friend with the guys who you will find
Have you considered consulting a therapist?
No i have nor
Thatβs a good place to start
Or a friend/family member if you canβt afford it :)
Anyway do yβall like bugs?
im a little concerned
i install rdr2 and see ultra setting preset with a 4gb 3050 laptop gpu
Try it an see if your laptop blows up
it probably will
i dont recall my laptop running it on ultra the first time
Well, shoot
Add dlss
Hi Galaxy!
Hi Sov!
i got a new pc and now i've lost all progress including my baron
Now you get to do it again
sob
Or you could cheat
is it true early access could come out soon
Yo fr
Nope, but it is dropping this year
Most likely december
Man, it could drop on my birthday
Thatβd be awesome
It will be a great day
Never forget december 8 2026
that was a edited picture its not real
it says half sowr above
what do you mean it's definitely real
uhmmm

ourple
Donβt you have a borderworld to explode in π₯±
Should half sword be released together with Grand theft auto 6?
#announcements check
Whyyy
Abserlutely
Bett!!
Please PLEASE DELAY THE GAME
does the crossbow work with one arm
add microtransaction $5 per weapon
Odd rat
No, itβll never drop
20 dollars for every organ and every limb
shalom
Tricking a dev is crazy work
Salam
salam
salam
Slam
salam
Halal salam
wet willie on your belly turn it into salami
: (
turkey samal
Why are you sad?
Garbanzos beans gate scam
No image perms π
Didnβt you hear the news?
But it's good
there no spam in eu
Chemical meat
half seord mossad agent collecting our data at night


