#general-catfish-π±π
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Doritos
if halfsord is no reles till nuvembir senenth. i will du noting
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Someone should seriously generate a sora 2 video where willie fights with another willie
thats the TRUE video ai test π
I feel like that prompt would be rejected
try it then >:3
-# i cant do it cuase its not available in greece
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execute his whole family tree
erase any evidence of this dude existing on this universe. EVER.
cookies with hot sauce
yup
KILL THAT BOI!!!
fuck it dint embed
wait
why is abyss mode almost impossible
like im tryna beat a 2v1 then a 3rd dude comes from behind and i loose my arm
like from behind really?
what are yalls tips for the first grete champion im coming back after not playing for a while
aim for the stomach
insert easy and obvious get good joke here
terrorist speed
Just get the knife and stab his stomach
Use a 2 handed weapon if they spawn. If not either use the stool or the knife. If using stool block and pummel. If using the knife which is a guarentee spawn in the centre, bait a down swing and then charge and stab in stomach with knife
Any tips for the third boss?
I can kill him occasionally, but purely through luck, I end up tryna get him to fake swing before I rush him with a sword
go for the legs
I have gained a serious addiction to building hobbit houses in vintage story
I love making them so much
Just get the fork and pinch
B-b-but my axe
Just change to the fork the last combat
Guys why can't I play anything other than AByss?
It's the only mode that shows up in the menu
when yupdat.
Gameβs cancelled
This year
then keep an open mind
Then why are you asking when itβs releasing
"Charlie this whole city seems sad, we have so much work to do"
They have to make radiance smile
hi griend
friend
@unreal bay β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
aw man
suka blyat
kak dela
ππππππ
Yes
Opachki
Yes
Ok
Thx
@shadow bay β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Knauser.
Anyone else have random half sword insults in their head popping up in their daily life
KNOCKOUT!!! i says as i brutally murder his corpse
Hedgeborn
Underrated
that one line where they say ralikune or whatever idk how to spell it
Ragamuffin is a good one
who can forget the classic cuckold
Theyβre in
#polski might help :))
thank you
Is this how much child labour it would take to make halfsword?
Cause if it is i know what im to do
whys everyone sendign gifs wtf
I feel like an insane person every time I deal with this spiked spear
is the ultimate challenge guy infinite hp
how i can play online with freind in half sword?
bro scythe sucks early game
so annoying to deal with
yeah
i usuaully get inside his range of attack if possible
stab with pitchfork
use pitchfork against next boss too
but u mean short weapon isnt better?
the fop invasion
short weapon u can get inside the area of the scythe and then just spam attack
i dont allow him to
i trap his scythe with the weapon and punch him to death
Bro you don't just try to use an axe ?
nope
zero idea
why are you a likely spammer
me thinks this is true
hello TOGNORD
hello spooky mod
What's going on with my gun
i am the one who scams
AND YOU ARE A SLAVE TO IT
Honour,died on the beach.
DRONGOT
im gonna boot up ghost of tsushima again istg
What am I looking at?
A gun
the cylinder
It's a supressor
the cylinder is offcenter and the bullets are clipping through the back
what
does someone know how to fight with weak williams when u using baron
What kind of revolver is it?
weak williams?
i mean low rank
Pretty standard tbh
oh
u js gotta dodge
so wait for em to swing
then aim for the neck with the knife ur given
How am I supposed to know bro
unless ur talking about fighting low ranks while using hte actual baron with gold armour
just read the pig dude
which i dont think u can do
ye
idk if its possible
idk
icky icky
i love tf2
i accidentally thought this was the hs channel omg
hello
i have made my own kvass and it was good
so i was offline for a bit, and then i clicked on discord and saw that message and automatically thought this channel was the half sword chat channel
?
what
how good is willies anatomy
well thats one damn gun
so i thought this was half sword chat
and was about to reply to that image of reb talking about gun anatomy
because usually you dont find gunsi n that ame or channel
and i was gonna ask what they were talking about
but at the same moment i looked at the channel name and it was GENERAL chati nstead of halfsword shat
so ireplied with "i accidentally thought this was the halfsword channel omg"
You canβt suppress most revolvers
Doesnβt work
Ik, but it's a game
Metro isn't the most realistic shooter so yeah
I think it's actually the place you put in the bullets because it looks pretty cut out, rather then clipping
but it's not cut out enough to fit the bullets in so yeah
plus it's a swing out cylinder
Itβs the one right before the firing pin so you can see if you have any bullets left
is this true or nah
ye mods said so
nice
No
just go to #1279922212421505149
are you trying to bulk
maybe
1400βs meal π
thx. btw js asking. cause im not in this server too much. did the devs confirm or deny the gore update 3 on EA launch?
they didnt confirm anything iirc
oh.
iswtg. my pc will instantly kill itself upon launching EA π
lets hope its not a perfomance nightmare
Fun fact: cheese was invented 7 thousand years ago, and bread was invented 14 thousand years ago, and the last mamoths lived 6 thousand years ago
meaning, a mammoth eating a grilled cheese would technically be historically accurate
mammoth eat cheese
π
scary
why is this guy elon
wait
not halfaword chat
im apologizing
i saw dw
have clone of that
i had some cool art stuff photography things
when halfsword like the real deal comes out im going to buy it probably regardless of how much it costs
just because I love the idea of this game
hi
scientits in the flesh
||||||||no
noob
pro
d
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I do mod request, if anyone has anything to do. You can reach out to me
sΡgmΠ°
@lofty kindlehey I have a question idk if this is dumb but will the full game be like optimised more? idk if the current demo is but just wanted to ask
cause my pc is exploding and it shouldnt be because its a good pc
lowkey
AI pfp is crazy 
Proof: Trust me
Cant wait for
Weapon customizig
why cant i have a normal gameπ
my 4 gb of vram 1650 super isnt allowed to play half sword anymore
Weakest NPC below MAA:
Like dawg
Boss 7 fully classed in army
Hit you like a turtle
Boss 1
Yill split you in half
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Do any of yall think this will drop on christmas π₯Ή
I may sound stupid but is the game fully released on steam or no
@little talon
@old talon
Ok thanks for telling me
I asked that because I have the half sword demo
aren't humans supposed to havee more limbs than this
the game is going to be multiplayer or only solo ?
it goes to early access this year
so like 2 months left of waiting at max
Splitscreen yes, online, maybe. #faq
alright thx
Early access for free or will cost money
money
How it feels trying to use the Baron's Poleaxe
Can we get the 4k
Man of absolute pain and suffering
This thing is a new plague on the server π I hate it
mmm how about no
Tis real the Lord hath foretold it
i want a haircut but only the shaggy bum hair seems to fit me
mmm no
get a wolfcut
that'll fit you
I didn't realize bold white letters saying "i have rabies" was masculine
you just aren't masculine like that
figures
But im buying it
So it makes me masculine
Fool
Wat??? Ru saying the Lord lied????
yea
i had something similar to a wolfcut for a while .... i think , .., ..
Get a skullet
it was layered a little differently
the humble khaby lame mechanism:
Indeed, a work of art
how da fuh does the pig destroyer guy do his vocals @last whale
It looks so tired
its so appealing but it sounds like your vocal chords would boil
same with quorthon
Doo Doo feces. Case closed
elite michael jackson ref
mods, fetch me his soul
I might be becoming a mod
ew
Years of doing such thing has led to its tireness
ew
well he gets to see it twice
Funny how lieutenant info is posting about being evil
I'd never post anything like that
you're like 60% evil
captain misinfo caused the Amazon Web Services outage
Pot of freaky
you literally caused the fall of Constantinople
Pot of Willie
Mersh more like uhh Marsh
Truth hurts. Ignorance and untruthfulness is peace
Ignorance is bliss they say
Pure happiness
Mfer figured out my name!
WHAAAATSS UUUUUUP MESH LINING
2012 Tournament of the Phoenix in Poway, California presented by World Joust. Featuring a pollaxe duel between Marcus Hamel and Luc Petillot. The first to score three blows is declared the winner.
must watch
please
Peak video
I love aldo
dam
How literal
so that's why he bled that much
Oh yeah fuck you btw
i thought you said you loved aldo
I sentence you to a random video that could get me banned because idk what it is
Wow
I know
That was horrible
Like i said though
Random
Never said funny
LIKE THIS
Moai killed chat
wow
I disrespect mods on the daily
silly do you fw bathory
Heavy metal people when they realize the metal is heavy
he's still trying to get the sword bro
yeah they aight
Misinfo i sentence you to 8 billion minutes in valorant
that's like three whole days
Genuine prison sentence
nah
me when im in a beating up captain misinfo contest
Doctorial morical on the beat
Beat so good you get a heart attack
you're very good
Tell McDonald's to review mod applications already
dont let anyone tell you that youre not
captain mod
I've been wanting to join for a while now but yeah i think Tuesday is when i finally sent a application
does this mean tomboy in french
Perchance
you seem like a decent enough fellow under that rotten carcass you call a soul so hell yeah gang
That means a lot man thank you i think
on television i forgot the word for "friend" in french so at the end of my presentation today in french class my teacher slipped a slide at the very end that said "WHAT IS THE WORD FOR 'FRIEND' IN FRENCH"
baguette
Friend is french is: franch
you're welcome
just never forget i will always be superior to you
why didnt he just say friendch? is he stupid?
Who knows if I'll even get it
If i do im EQUAL
give me $20 and ill tell mcwonder he has no choice
Darn
ur so cool and not a loser
I almost cash apped you 2 whole Bitcoin
βThe genie looking at me after wishing rabies was airborneβ
i have to make a trailer for a western horror movie this weekend
idk what kind of outfit im gonna wear that doesnt require special clothing but is westerny
I wasnβt that interested in the show before but I am now
lmao
Not a bad type but just the type
Theres nothing wrong with two masculine homies giving each other a peck on the lips. Even if itβs passionate
its the way we show each other affection
breathing through my nose burns
girls be making out with all tongue and buns out n erythinf
hi chat
thats when it lowk weirt
i have suspenders, a leather vest, some button ups, and a linen shirt, but i dont know how to realistically layer and include most of them
well not "some" button ups i have like 30
So true
What y'all doing for Halloween
me and my girlfriend are dressing up as each other
im otw to a haunted house
yo
im a MINOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so am i bruh
*my girlfriend and I

You're weird
nuh!!!
Fart
This practically the kids table rn
im literally in a ball bro
yeah im gonna shit ur pants
Jesus Christmas crackers
Runs over
I love a good ol trade off
Youre bad and you should feel bad
the flat hit me
If you're lucky and win at the same time as dying you'll respawn butt naked
tell me something i dont know dingus
I'd beat you in a call of duty black ops sniper match
Call of duty 2
Specifically
On nuketown
Okay, did you know chef boyardee was born in 1897
this is my favorite starting position
Iβll take that as a no
Did you know lumbago is a deadly progressive disease
Did you know they need to make leveling up on battlefield 6 faster
Im stuck on 42 and i just want the m44 revolver
Did you know fallout 76 is getting a new big update featuring the ghoul from the fallout tv show, all about bounty hunting and a new map expansion!
Did you know sparkling grape juice tastes like red wine
I wish 76 wasn't such a flop
And that they are still trying to revive it
Itβs not even a flop! It still gets 12k players daily just on steam
That's the people who bought the premium version thinking the game was gonna be better
It released sub par cause people either loved or hated having no npcs in game, among bugs and what not
What is my name
But like no manβs sky, they turned it around a lot
Skyrim was peak Bethesda
Horrible characters
No
No mod for you, goodnight and goodbye
No more mod for you, goodnight and goodbye
Fine goodnight and goodbye
Im lying btw
ok old man
Youre gonna fit right in
The whole dad story is meh though
Gameplay was fun
The random gun affects we're crazy
It was like a lesser borderlands and I loved that
The mythical full auto fat man
Fallout 76 is exactly the same as 4, same gameplay mechanics and what not except it has a visible damage indicator with numbers when you shoot someone. Beyond that it plays just like another mainline fallout game
I played it probably a year ago
What's with the homes people just own
Pretty sure itβs same exact engine
diablo 1 is exactly the same as 2
hey moai r u gonna do somehthing in #halfsword-chat-β
or am i tweaking and im the only person seeing taht
Camps, home bases for you! Itβs cool, you can sell shit to other players, i go to other peopleβs camps to buy plans for new building parts and use their workbenches.
how bikers eat their sketty
Bethesda said that 76 was such a flop that they wouldn't make another game for at least a decade
A fallout game*
Hello ford
Bethesda hasnβt changed engines in 30 years ofc it is
Give me fallout New Vegas remaster or give me death
Sure they have! they were using a different one for fallout 3 and new Vegas
really? that sucks
I can explain
The mod that muted me even got kicked for his behavior! I was framed i tell you
Ok bud Iβll give you F3 but New Vegas was developed mostly by Obsidian so it DOESNT COUNT
But new Vegas used the same engine as 3 and was published by Bethesda so I say it DOES COUNT
YOU CAN HAVE 3 BUT YOU DONT GET NV
Also im a discord moderator making me correct always
Ok whatever 1v1 me Dawn of War
LOL
You donβt want that bud. I havenβt played in a while but I have a lot of hours in dawn of war
No shit? I played it today because a friend is into WH and made me play it. I have a whole 1.5 rounds to my nameβ¦
Dawn of war 1 and 2 are so peak
You should keep playing it
I plan on it
Who did you play as
I never got into RTS games but Iβm having a blast
Da boyz and Necrons
RTS is my favorite genre
Based necrons. Try the tau! Theyre my favorite
They look dope visually
Havenβt seen them in play yet
The Crons are pretty crazy
have any of you played AvP Extinction
No I havenβt
why does dequitem flip between fighting historical armored fencers and buhurt gooners
Iβve only played AVP 2010
Heβs in it to beat people up
Never really got into alien vs predator. My favorite RTS games were age of empires, StarCraft, and Warcraft. All peak series
Please consider subscribing! β‘οΈ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfwCrhNvH9MWGP-t8rQfrvA?sub_confirmation=1 #PlayStation2 #aliens
buhurtism
β οΈ
it's an RTS in the same vein of other AvP games where you have three different campaigns
it's rad
that one's good, avp2 from 2001 is also great
probably my favorite avp game
Haha thatβs awesome, Iβd play it. Old school RTS games are great
the alien campaign is cool because you have to actually produce facehuggers and make them go get things to build up your numbers, and as the predators you have to actually hunt alien wildlife to get currency to requisition a larger hunting party
most of the old predator games are good for including the hunting of non-human animals, pretty much all except for concrete jungle
but concrete jungle is so peak i'll let it slide
Wow
Now itβs twice
Record of mod abuse just piling up
Move that 46 all the way to the left, Thats the next one
I posted a picture with immigrants being protected by jesus Markiplier from the people with a very cold name
Called it political
All charges dropped soon after
Tsk tsk, shame on you
both fun
π‘
Sorry
i'd partake in both
Itβs not okay. I will literally never forget, or forgive this
knuckle sandwich coming right up pal
elitism being used... against me????
time to exclusively do buhurt in the most historically inaccurate way possible
Thats Casey Frey, a really good dancer and funny guy. Heres him dancing and acting for childish gambino
CREDITS
Director
Casey Frey
Producers
Casey Frey
Lukas Zanoli
India Frey
DP
Max Frey
AC
Mike Chan
Gaffer
Steve Griggs
Key Grip
James Zanoli
Production Design
β¦
to be a real medievalist i must be elitist
hello general catfish
This is the very first i have in my files
The first meme
Jesus
Hes hilarious, his videos are very odd but funny
i wish the galactic dlc was better
yeaaa
i mean it is a dlc so
it's the game I bought the most
i have like 13 steam accounts with spore on their library
Ok
what
Dw bout it
@pearl coral check the logs please
wtf even is denim
LOL
Huh?
Denim is a durable, sturdy cotton twill fabric known for its distinctive diagonal ribbing @pearl coral
this
I just woke up
i know
i was just wondering what it was made of
like i was thinking if thereβs a denim-skinned critter or something
I think Pig Destroyer uses fry screaming or smth
hello shizton
Hi Silly Head
Is this your new favorite GIF
it sounds only lightly toasted
Lmao
when i do fry scream i can only manage to go very low
like the guy from massacre (sometimes)
Really?
yes
A recording would make it easier for me to tell if it's a false cord scream or a fry scream
Clock strikes 12 midnight arrivesβ¦
gulps cartoonishly

did Albert Einstein say this
Maybeh
remind me again sometime tomorrow and iβll find a chance to scream into my phone at you
Okay

me when I see someone from cambodia:
willie beats up willie with a mace
what if we beat our willies together
ts gets me every time I go on tiktok bruh
is there a way to edit the save data to set me back to knight tioer if I died to a spear glitching through my armor in a lagspike?
no
the humble khaby lame mechanism:
Bro the add your weapon list suggestion got closed because of the guy who suggested a punta y corte arguing it isn't a rapier

you can open it again by going into your system 32 folder and deleting it
what
Funnier the 73743827722827th time
the lion doesnt concern himself with repeating jokes until they're not funny anymore
The lion doesnt concern himself with the origin of the lion meme
One missclick in my favorite gif tab and I'm GONE from this server
@last whale
Have you listened to any music from the band knocked loose
Is shizton cambodian or somali
it got closed because it had long run its course
since its creation less than a quarter of the suggested weapons actually made sense
They're kinda super popular now but their old stuff is fuckin primo bro
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What were they suggesting?
Rapier, rapier but military, rapier 2.0, rapierΒ²
I don't like the vocals, it sounds too whiny
zamn π
it was always something of this ilk:
βadd more stuff from region of the gameβ
βadd (x) from 1540β
βadd rocksβ (obvious)
βadd (x)β (already in official artwork)
βadd more variations of (x)β
βadd (thing already in the game)β (pickaxe?? seriously?? shovel?? seriously??)
it just wasnβt useful, and every time i looked there somebody was spreading misinformation or getting into an argument
I hope it wasnt that guy who suggested the punta y corte

and since it had been going so long, so many people would have just joined and then recommended the same three weapons everyone else has and then another of the same argument would start
Or I mean like open ended ones
or it would be a weapon from like 1300 and i would have to go in and explain that no, people did not βpass downβ weapons all that often
Oh wait it does exist!
plus all of my history friend-members that interacted there agreed that it was a good move closing it because it was just circular logic and uninformed takes ad infinitum
Can you tell me some of these uninformed takes?
that things from 1500 and things from 1300 were logical to be added
or things that were ancient were logical to be added because they had the same resources
or that random fantasy or regionally irrelevant things were logical to be added because theyβre cool and if you create a complex enough hypothetical thereβs a 0.0001% chance theyβd end up there
Were things from 1400-1449 also not allowed?
(Dumb question but just asking(
also a lot of arguing about names of weapons and misdirected βvoulgeβ purism
no
Youre right
Yes 1400 is prob too early
I just remembered there is like a 70 year gap between ww2 and 2015
And guns from ww2 are very different from 2015 guns
fair
sometimes people try to argue that things like the m1911 are proof that weapons from 1200 would be used up until 1400 but they dont realize that guns arent the same as swords and it's comparing the most appley apples to the orangest oranges
Authentic 1911s are mostly collection pieces
mfs will try and recommend this because it being viable in 1200 is obviously enough proof for it to be continued to be made up until half sword's era
I mean you could pay a blacksmith to do that in theory but you and the blacksmith would need to know how that weapon looked which is impossible unless you somehow had an ancient drawing of it or somehow had one of these
Also would look very out of place in the game anyway
my old drawings were so goated
mr sam zam can you add my super uber realistic weapon into halve sword
is there any way to reset the NPC damage and player damage sliders in the settings?
just move the thingies to the middle
This actually existed btw
yes, in one manual
yeah but like... it will never be perfect to the default combat ever again once they are moved
:staresad:
aww
no exterior emoji
Which means you could've paid a blacksmith to do that
Muahahaha

i've only seen short pollaxes with rondelles
can you show what you mean'
yeah its time for ur adderal lil brol
lol
It was in one medieval manual I think
okay yeah that seems to me like a pollax with a rondel poorly drawn
Bro dont you see the crossguard
There is even a trainer of it
croissant
yeah i was thinking it was something more like this but obviously pollax head instead of pick
yeah
Saw it happen to a guy on stream and bro had to fight the man at arms boss almost naked
Medieval Artists trying not to use color in any of their work:
Well it's a manual
I wonder if the baron will be this guy
Same hair same beard
wdym??
And same red armor with a cool ass sallet
That would be better than the current baron
Like early access baron
ahh
Who else also wants him to look like this
VERY poor quality image, but this is what it reminds me of
well the first and most important question is: do you have hands
If you punch ass
You might as well kick ass
Yeah but I mean in the game
Like I know u have to move the mouse side to side but like itβs always trash for me
RALI
that was so Alan from smiling friends pilled
what
what
My fav cat video of the month
he's so upset
A cat that can smash thru walls, still cute
Cat was being bullied by human
@unreal bay Are we on the same sleep schedule?
I just woke up. You?
Same lol
Then we are lmao
its 1:44 pm for me
rekt
yall be thinking?
Dawg I'm so fucking bored I hit the bottom of my youtube homepage
I wish I had food rn
would you like some hay
U wish I had a donkey
The cat deserves it for being alive
yeah he looks super cool
@lime harness yo mate hows your youtube channel growing
Willie
boobs
that isnt big bos
I am going to skin you XD
No one hears a word
then we'll call you dumb
or weird
when is half sword coming out?
within 2 months
how much would it cost?
around 20 to 30 dollars
was it sugar free?
Idk I think it wasnt
otherwise that machine is dirty
The sprite tasted like medicine dude
it does
yeah then its sugar free
Mcdonalds coke is good as well
Buldak spicy chicken noodles my own recipe drop:
Replace the water when stirring in the sauce with milk or even cream, add a spoonful of mayo, crack an egg in and stir it into the sauce carbonara style!
Peanut butter is optional but doesn't go with all flavors
the california republic declared war on me
I don't think they realize cascadia is my ally
Can I try it with chocolate
neeein
Hello everyone!
Helo
How's everybody doing today?
Eh good
I have a weird question, is it just my SD card being out of whack or does win 11 continuously fuck up SD cards plugged into the computer
it corrupted files on the sd card like 6 times already
Idk
-# I'm sleepy.
I jus stabbed someone in half
sword
Nah wit a knife
half knife
Im dead 
Yoooo i gave bro a peg arm wit my axe
Les see
Cant he asked for no pics to be taken
I need a game to depict one of these guys
He got that on
right one especially
mace with handguard?
yea
bet
Damn so bro was drawn and hundreds of years later we still admirin the fit
Generational aura
when the
heloo cuckers
wait wtf how i never heard of the word cucker


