#general-catfish-π±π
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i make games in roblox
how much do you make
nothing cause i dont upload them
i just wanna enjoy this server
??
weevil thing
Are you underaged or not
Actually though?
Answer the question
mo caught on
i am not twelve
Wannanow
Wannanow wannanow
Soon
-13 or 13+
Ok just have to make sure. I also would not joke about it as discord is very strict with age. We have had multiple people have their accounts terminated for being underage
13+
Iβll take your word..
0 scary
Cuz i like penta
it might be something, not quite positive
now it's nothing
yes it is
beautiful
now its something
what are you saying yes to
Yeah
i swear to god
that your username was something
yall just hating on me
just because i said a sticker is funny
what
.
ok
ok
terraria rng will give me a fucking aneurism
opened 8 dungeon chests and not a single obsidian key
all the while there are hundred of skeletens pushing on me from all sides
and somehow their amount doubles after i remove water torches
Im gonna be the next Jon Jones but white and not criminal
thats just insulting
It's the truth unfortunatly
there are kids with cancer that are fighting for their lifes
Jon jones is stupid and dumb and lame and dumb and stupid
Oh no i didnt mean that
Formatted my disk so now I can finally live without the fear of running out of storage
I meant the wife part
Whaaaat 
no way really?
daaaaamn that's newwww
He's such a shitty person i can't put him in my top 5 of all time π
reminds me of that one meme "coughing baby vs atomic bomb"
We should do atomic bomb vs jon jones
bro is ascending
why he got blood on his crotch?
Donβt ask questions
uhm
I've hired this kobold to stare you
chat remember
is this real
nahhhhhhhh
playing with my willie rn
do you want to see a giant and a tiny willie together ?
Gregging my doucette harder than last time
yes
this is a small willie
with a ginormious sword
iβve been very fascinated with gilles de rais lately
i think iβm going to buy a biography about him
Aint that that feller that be drinking his pee?
What π
ya know he had a survival tv show
Bear grylls.
be eating bugs n shit
Is that the guy who explores nature
yes
no
What about one piece
no
why are his legs like that
i donβt watch things
what about eating grass
he wanted to flee...
Wdym
sword longer than vro π
i lowkey dont enjoy song
i only played for like 30 mins but like still
i didnt even like hollow knight that much anyway
i DID but like i wouldnt want to replay it
learning the game was pain
do you know what the giant did
who
nah
execute him
i be doing ts to the commoner boss bro it really isnt
acceptable to commoner boss
yk what
not acceptable to regular willer
i donβt watch movies or tv
i would wager i watch probably 2 movies a year on average
tv idek
iβve seen like 3.5 shows in the past 5 years
it wasnt the first time
dDEATH PENALTIE
nah he chill
i left him hanging
Damn is it because you don't have time or you just dont like them
Sam is literally 80 years old
You're right i forgot
Bro there was a guy here who had a whole family with children and everything
Yes Thats me and mcwonder 
Like you're the husband and mcwonder is the wife?
Or you're the wife
or gay marriage
i βdonβt have timeβ
i feel like i donβt have time for anything
on average watching something provides less entertainment to me compared to any other form of entertainment and is probably the least educational entertainment medium
Iβd say mcwonders the boss
bro i aint a bot
I am
i am legit trying to fund raise my Bday is monday
thats why i posted the legit link to their site
bot
so please dont remove it or kick me i am trying to help out a no kill rescue shelter
my bday is 9/8/78
47
i will be
46 currently
not a bot
you want me to
you literally removed a charity fund raiser for a no kill animal shelter .. i honestly dont give a fuck about you or what you have to say .. you are scum .. fuck you and your game
Ok have a good day
Half cord comprised in 4/5 parts by young fellas with no money is prob a good spot to get cash 
i want to quit THINKING
Bro told us his birthday, exact age, and even the hospital he was born at. Bots are getting complex
do we still have quotebot
I thought we did
slightly skinned alive
Weird thing to join chat for the first time to lol
Bot
when the game finna come out
cat post AGAIn
very good

hey how do i play the game with my friend in a 1v1?
I think i saw it somewhere but i can't figure it out
It's not in the demo build sadly
Aight lemme just kill myself
Will have to see if it's in the Early access build in october
they had a demo at gamescon, it's something they're working on but it will only be local splitscreen
they want to do it, but it won't be for a while
π€Έ
π¦Ό ποΈββοΈ
Do you know if it will work with steam remote play together?
I don't think he does
pretty sure that's the idea. Local splitscreen, but technically online via steam play together
War of rights player... which side are you
Union
CSA is just a bunch of edgelords
fair. I only play with friends and we always play CSA
First Minnesota Cav forever
I at least don't have much hours in the game to care which side
but I got one friend who clans in it
I got like 150 hours
I got a friend who has like 1600 hours in WoR though
Its wild
I would have to ask my friend (more like friend of a friend) his hours
He only plays CSA
Literally the only time I've ever played CSA is in private events for my brigade
Nowadays I mostly like chilling on arty in public servers
Arty gameplay is peak war of rights
Trust me
I've tried it, it's a bit of work on the trejactory but yeah it can be killer with a good arty team.
Push a cannon up a hill for five minutes, get charged out five times, retake the battery five times, push it more, die, fire, load, repeat
buddy I had a match which all we did was charge at artillary unit and prevent them to fire as CSA. We won that game
what does csa stand for
It's a civil war game. What do you think
Confederate States of America
Samuel hi
well i didnβt know it was a civil war game until now goober β¦
hi !
Union South Mountain artillery positions are ass
@still scaffold it surpises me how well the servers run with 300 people
Actual torture
Its 400 now
Did you play the Revolutionary War event?
Or did you just start playing?
I did not, it was during post Scriptum (Squad 44) beta for Gudacalnal I believe, that or I was busy during the event sadly.
Ah
Can't wait for the zombie event again
Its so peak
of course where blue coats
FUCK THE BRITS, THOSE DIRTY RED COATS WILL BE SHOT
And all
Honestly that event was so confusing lol
The uniforms looked very similar most of the time
Even with name tags on it got confusing
https://open.spotify.com/track/6u3HPujQo6FCS1sfoIlq0j?si=khj9ASbPTDy5Msv4PDAzYQ potentially the peakiest peak
my clanmates care for me more than anyone else could
Yβall bondin over coc
Over what?
you heard him
"what early access secrets do you think are inside"
THE FUCKING UPDATEEE AARGHHGHHHH π
car
that a nose ring?
Yeah
i can fix her
Lmao
rubber chicken sfcx
cr twin . cr .
close enough'
hi
g.g easy
Block head
worchestershire
thats a ragamuffin if ive ever seen one
sauc
meow
one hundred thousand plus people in the server. but I only see the same 100 hundred people talk. LURKERS COME OUT AND SPEAK
Fricking stealing my GIFs
Thems the way the internet work
@prisma hound speak
Aww... That's sweet of them.
everyone point and laugh
embed fail π
being active will allow you to post gifs
SO TALK
CONVERSE
INTERACT WITH THE SERVER
Imagine not having perms LMAO
On a fr note does anyone else feel like willie is made of paper mache
I be gettin tickled and then just explode
you can change the damage delt to you and the npc in the settings
But I be straight on yujiro kickin a mofo and they donβt be dyin
well thats cheating
then skill issue bud
Not funny.
π

I'm automatically better because I have perms, LOSER
yurr
I want you to know
All these new cat gifs are being saved
The more the marrier
Thats it, youβre going in the jar
π¦Ά π« π¦Ά
Freaky ass cat bro
Ready to lose them?
WAIT
19,000 years in the cement for you
Have any of you CHUMPs played outlast chrials
never heard of it
Yeah
Is it gooodd
Hello flesh guy :)
Yeah its not bad, I would recommend playing with friends rather than randoms tho.
'Tis me, Shizton the Indonesian
1984
Am I Silly Head's mod abuse victim
Shoiejger
COol!
Should I buy it !??
I don't care

Up to you
I kinda wnana give it a shot but iunno
Is the gameplay loop fun after like 4 rounds?
Well each map is a different gameplay loop, they only have so many maps plus weekly gameplay modifiers and changes
They all have a unique boss enemy but the normal mobs are the same
Gotcha gotcha
I at least know how the difficulty system works
I can see it being either pretty fun or pretty lamesies
I thinkk I'll give it a go and refund it if I don't enjoy it
Its pretty stealth oriented
If you get some idiots who just run around you can be comprised
No single player, then?
Nah there is, you can do them by yourself
Oh, nice nice
That's probably what I'll default to honestly
I'm such a loner
How to train aim for half sword?
Tell Willie to stop moving so you can hit him better
Lol, he usually like to lay down after just one hit
hi gewners
whaddya hear, whaddya say?
Check out my cat chat
This game is pissin me off
Got the plancaeu or whatever thag thing is, unreal engine crash.
#vtuber #envtuber #softvtuber #cozy #sleepy #comfortcore #wholesome #asmr
adone estas las gueritas
cut out his heart
it saves
Baron challenge βΉοΈ
not too much
Do you have access to the outside world?
sucks that you crashed
I mean, it is what it is, i kept getting shit rng with armor and weapons
LOL
Good.
holy flood
True
bro the carthage wars were just pure spam on Romes part
In the first war rome builds a giant fleet and a giant army, they ALL die in a storm
so they spend months building another giant fleet and a giant army, and they ALSO all die in a storm
and then they build another fleet and another army and the same shit happens AGAIN
and those mfs STILL dont give up
hi chat
Second carthage war, hannibal crosses the alps and literally annihilates every single roman army and then spends literal years in the roman heart just burning shit and winning every battle
He proceeds to murder like 50-70k romans in a single battle, basically killing their entire army and he thinks "they GOTTA surrender now"
so instead of marching on Rome itself he sends a letter asking for their surrender and they just say "lol no"
and they KEEP sending armies
like come on bro id be so pissed
also, literally the entire Russian military history
unfathomable spam π₯
did the game ever launch ?
Double jump
this game is the half sword of dark souls
somebody have a shotgun and the location of Gaijin HQ?
I just wanna talk to the devs
I just wanna talk
please don't joke around like that
fair
I really wish there was a mercy system tho
cmon man it's 91 rp I don't wanna play another game for a "hit" to be enough rp
ik this might be controversial but.......purple
Praise the lord for the brainrot filter
wut happened lol
why does cyberpunk keep suggesting that my character is possibly gay
I don't like when dialogue options insinuate things I don't agree with
not the gay thing but I mean when dialogue options are like "I feel so guilty for xyz" but like no?
that guy totally deserved that
i understand these memes about dialogue options now
you ever hate how you need to agree to every single quest you come by?
meh not really
hello i keep getting crashes in mid game on last chapter of gauntlet
is there any fix to it
ussualy after 3-4 wave
i have a feeling im gonna hate dalamain quest tho
ae
lowk the delamain questline is funny as hell
have you found the glados car yet?
does the game run fine btw?
yuh
nice
honestly really surprised how much the game has been fixed up since launch
what the fuck is that
there's a funny bug in cyberpunk that sometimes makes your car just spawn in the air when you are far from roads
is that an enemy??
make something stand out
kinda just looks like a worker
cyberpsycho
oh is that the one in power armor
idk much about the stealth mechanics in the game
because I never used them
π
i saw stealth animations against that one terminator from arasaka
adam smasher
@lofty kindle we're so close
I think hes impossible to sneak up on unless you have like maxed out stealth stats
π€·
oh also a little warning, never spam the key that summons your car, it can crash your game
oh thats still a bug? π
yes
when I was far away from the city each keypress respawned the car and it caused the game to crash
why'd you do that?
fair enough
I didn't know there were multiple endings the first time I played so I got really disappointed because I got the devil ending
let me guess killign every guy i see is NOT a good ending
games resisting the urge to give me 50 ways and weapons to kill a guy and still say "kill = bad"
huh?
no it just has to do with which questline you follow
kill as much people as you want lol
oh thank god
wait questline?
yeah
theres phantom liberty and japan guy
well it just depends who you work with
if i continue this converstaion am i getting spoilers or not
naw I'll just tell you who you can work with
theres goyo (takemura) he has a questline that leads to an ending
working with him basically just progresses the story
but you can do sidequests and stuff with other characters to get other endings
not gonna tell you which are "good" or "bad" but theres 6 afaik
alr thx for info
I will say, do NOT expect a completely 100 percent happy ending for any of them
WHY DO WEBSITES ASK FOR MY PASSWORD TO CONFIRM SHIT IF I USED GOOGLE TO LOGIN
LIKE ?????
log in with google then
Either malfunctioning or scam
either you misread or ragebaiting
how is that a scam
thats just whoever managed website is fucking stupid
i don't know what you're confused about
just click "log in with google"
Idk
with my account
like to delete an account i need a password which i did not type out becuase i used google account
for some reason gibberish owrks
what
What roblox game is that
High tides
i keep forgetting Roblox is a real game
I dont know it
Oh
Man there are so many great roblox games i used to play
But i lowkey hope roblox falls off
I don't really think tf2 works on any engine that isn't source
is it because of recent controversies
or is it because theres no good games to play
everything feels SO OFF
unreal?
Shitty developers mods, and everything
hey
thats my gif
Nuh uh
NUH UH
t
McOldBeast hi
priv
did you guys know
that when an elevator goes up
it dings once
but when it goes down
it dings twice
Dunno if i'm the only one who thinks so, but I feel like minimal blood does wonders for the game's gore
as in performance
or visual apperance
Visual appearance. Like, JUST enough blood to seep from open wounds, and for you to actually see the bodily damage, too
what would you say is minimal blood?
Having the knob on the slider JUST touching the leftmost bracket, rather than overlapping underneath it
Gore setting at the time of screenshotting had the blood just a few ticks above zero, and at the absolute highest amount of gore to still be within the "gentle" range
#photographyπ· message
this much?
Hey I got to the final stage and I am trying to find a way to reset it back to beger. How do I do that?
%localappdata% > HalfswordUE5 > SaveGames > Saves > delete SG Gauntlet Progress.sav
it's pinned in #halfsword-chat-β
Perfection of the human form, wasted on an ungrateful shit
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rbdnpt
This is giving Kenshi feels.
||his body proved unworthy of the upgrades, and he perished||
Iβm trying to think of a way to improve this would it be possible to attach limbs donated by other people
Imagine if Willies could walk on improvised prosthetics
Might be possible with just a missing foot
You may be able to mod something specially designed to be a prosthetic it could even be attached like armor

question how do i kill the commoner champ been on him for 3 hours
Thank you thank you
Simply GET him
Donβt let him hit u
block
how do i block
how do i block in the game
but every thing i try he nicks me than i got into the abiss
Iβm sure youβll get it eventually, I believe in you
thanks crispy ill keep trying
there's not exactly a traditional "block" button, it's more of a visual thing. Try to swing your sword into theirs, or press right mouse to halfsword and try to block that way
thanks silly
So basically you block with your sword
can't tell if this is ragebait but yes
humor and ragebait are one in the same nowadays lol
Dead
that's the vr thing right
yeah
it's because it's vr
VR is not good
lwk feels like it can be better for hema
YET
cuz it handles ragdoll and other shit
vr is dope but it's just not affordable lol
physics-wise its very good
yes there is
not only do you need a highend computer you also need to buy the headset
not sure if there is weight toh
None
ah
VR is not good
why not just add it
i've seen sword and sorcery or whatever that game is and it's so floaty
VR is not worth the astronomical amount of effort
blade and sorcery
but it looks fun
Half the potential audience is made physically sick
i bet the future will have some sort of system that can add weight to things which would be cool
i think the steam one is prolly the best one right now since it tracks all individual fingers
Also runs fine on PC
I guarantee at least half of the users are mouse and keyb
VR is not ready for the mass market
Cant even get immersed because then you punch a wall or stick your hand in a fan
i love VR
itβs almost like not everything is for everyone
still bonelabs looks fun asf
itβs almost like thereβs opinions and stuff
I enjoy VR
and like yeah
it is not ready for the mass market
It will not be truly ready for the mass market for probably another decade
AR is more practical
give me some black mirror virtual reality that just transports you into a game world lmao
beyond sandbox is also coming out soon
Ready player one???
i guess its upgraded version of bonelabs
weapons got cool ass physics
and weight too!!!
Boneworks/labs is a rare outlier in the VR space
An actually good, well designed game
nah in black mirror there's an episode where they put these two little discs on the side of their head and they basically fall asleep into a game world, the episode is quite grim because the guy gets trapped and ends up stuck, completely, in ketosis
i mean you literally develop a game for vr
where player actually has control of every movement
and you still hardcode shit like reload??
hi
hello s**ly
labs is NOT great
sustenance
Good morning yall
hello
Waddup
hello good morning
goob
those who know
sigh
What is launch date
soon TM
Q4 ts year

get windirstat
its like goated
it shows you visually how much and what is taking space in your drives
no
its a program
its a graphical disk usage analyser
its also open source
AND free
The relationship I have with this game
feels intimate
It is special beyond words man
thats sounds very wrong considering the gore this game has
but hey man
game is good
the sideways lowguard is surprisingly effective
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l3pdJHKSU-zA-MqBe?invite=cr-MSx4M2osNDI5Nzg0ODYz&v=15
Watch tis but a scratch by chill_chris6945 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: #halfsword
Ah I see literacy isn't one of my strong points
does willie have like,no bones?
its really easy to cut him in half
That's the fun part
Hello chat
I swear this game has awoken a sadist in me I had never anticipated
Blade and Sorcery is nothing compared to this
Unrestricted violins
Guys
I chopped a willie top to bottom
And another willies face
And I forgot to clip it
πππππ
But I have the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV0g8hcgqMI why the fuck is it always britain
Anime - Code Geass
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I always like telling myself that the clip is within my heart
Are you XX chromosome
whar
Woman
those are not real
something something blood pressure i think
Women have less blood flow to the extremities which can lead to perceived coldness
iron defficeny i think
if your hands and feet get cold its a sign of iron defficency
no i think it was cold water its ok now
Thatβs the standing up light headed one
it causes both actually
which is real, France or women?
i have iron defficency
alabama
I am a phlebotomist (blood tech)
blood tech?
sounds like cp2077
HAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK
HAAAAAAAANK
yurr
samsung knows ball fr
isnt that like
normal
when you get stabbed
it SHOULD draw blood
another purple
a what
What I am
quite jolly
oh like a job?
Yea
oh sorry trigger warning for the j word
do phlebotomists not have blood? is that why you guys draw other people's blood? so you can take part of it and give it to yourselves?
employment
fancy pants rich mcgee over here
interview
Yes we need your vitality
this chat is making me really uncomfortable
social life in real life
talking to other gender
he is so me coded
EMPLOYMENT
Historical connotation
france
because I dont have enough storage space
after the last update my fps got cut in like 1/4
you're missing out on peak
nothing but disgust
ur a good man arter mogun
I cant relate to this joke because I CANT FUCKING PLAY RDR2
I ONLY KNOW GTA 5 JOKES
poor people
perhaps uninstall some games
I'm sitting with a 5060
I DID
well i can but for some reason my fps dropped from 120 to 30
for no reason at all
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum
Maybe reinstall your OS. Its good practice cause it can clear a lot of those junk files taking up space
Dont forget the quarter
because of this
500 gb storage space in 2025 π₯
i have 1 tb and i still cant do shit
Just reinstall your OS (aka completely wipe your computer) if you're having issues with junk files taking up crazy amounts of space
the dude at the computer store said ''1 tb is enough for most people''
he was a fucking liar
wait what
You eat BABIES
make sure to back up vital files though (valuable stuff, photos, etc)
thats rdr1 actually
I need to wipe my computers data
just so I can wipe some junk files??
dude
I know
I cant even differentiate junk files from my own shit
They accumulate over time. It is the easiest way
i still havent played rdr1 because rockstar is a bitch that refuses to sell a 15 year old game for cheap
I didddd
Delet temp files
Again
I DID
Keep emptying it will fix it eventually
Literally, my old computer was in the exact same spot you were and I just reinstalled the OS from scratch and it fixed it
Timmy Pinkman
how do I backup my stuff so I can delete everything
Do you have anything that canβt be redownloaded
Not that I'm aware of
Like, thumb drive, transfer valuable files to that, wipe the computer, and then just plug it back in
You can just reinstall straight over it then
Damn its crazy that Half Sword is coming out next month...
Sometimes its better to just start fresh
Tomorrow,,
wait is it?
Yes
man fuck computer science
Check steam
All info from Mr.Beast
I love compsci 
HS 1.0 out at β¬99.99
(this isn't compsci)
literally just good practice for computers
FATAL ERROR
GTA 6 OR Half Sword?
Rdr3 when
Maaan, they are updating it again or something?
Haf sord
rdr3 should drop with gta 7
I saw some rumors
Rdr2 is just that peak man
so that us fans wont need to complain anymore
RDR3 and GTA 7 will drop when I'm over 50 btw
and I'm 15
2018 games still hold up
I don't think they will make Rdr3
Jack goes into ww1
They will probably call it wild west cowboy 1
boom
I want zombies in rd2
Rdr3 would probably be another prequel, since rdr1 was a self contained story anyway
And cave systems
by the time they get to rdr10
its the stone age
Jack wouldn't, since he's a wanted criminal
Wait who will you play in rd3, Jack?
Jack or Arthurs Grandpappy
I wonder how it will end... π
I may have been misinformed
but didnt they say that Jack lived till the 90's or some shit as an author
An rdr3 would most likely be about the origins of the Van Der Linde gang (aka like Dutch and Hosea), since there's nothing else really to add after rdr1
I thought it was just open ended
Playing as either Dutch or Hosea would be AWESOME
Jack would be a wanted criminal for killing the Pinkerton guy or whatever (i forgot his name)
the pinkerton guy Jack killed was retired
he isnt with the agency anymore
So he'd probably lay low and fade into irrelevance in the grand scheme of history
Yeah, but he's still associated with them
They'd go after him either way
For murder
Rdr2 is so peak
Played through it twice
I know
I watched some clips
but too fucking bad
I cant play it

