general-catfish-🐱🐟

[unreal bay]

Doesn't look itttt

[forest falcon]

found footage

[worthy ginkgo]

just look how cute this man is

[worthy ginkgo]

lmao yes

[unreal bay]

I don't see a flower

[worthy ginkgo]

im the flower

and youre my beautiful flower

[unreal bay]

Approved appreciate it

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/200308993665531904/852750725896863805/caption-3.gif

[worthy ginkgo]

yall should give willlllie a bowl cut

[forest falcon]

give Willie the medieval monk cut

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cXjMAnGZjss?feature=share

[worthy ginkgo]

real

should i try to call on found footage laptop

[unreal bay]

Found billy flower at 3am

Bwillie

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme24-thanks-i-hate-it-thanks-meme-i-hate-it-gif-11790106293665039792

[unreal bay]

No you love it

[forest falcon]

got an electric neck massager, feels awesome, kind of like having a mini electric chair

[wary cliff]

Heeeeello everybody my name is markiplayer and i am a fish!

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VYsCybhn0s

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[wary cliff]

Chubby teto

[serene hawk]

Good bad terrible amazing

Idk pick something

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hsKmw9YByM&list=RD7hsKmw9YByM&start_radio=1

man if only irl radios were as good as in-game ones

[little talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732625407307677776/1407187759608893520/when_pear.gif

[fervent robin]

Buffoon

[somber panther]

pearto

[safe flame]

[spice forum]

Sex mod when

[rotund pollen]

larper

[echo gorge]

Hey

[spice forum]

Reminds me of my childhood

[unreal bay]

Ask #modders-guild-hall

[echo gorge]

Where do i download it in mobile

[spice forum]

I have many times

Still no sex mod

[echo gorge]

Hey

[spice forum]

Wow that might be even more annoying than what I say

Good job I’m proud

[echo gorge]

im asking you.

[autumn laurel]

you've already been told its not on mobile

[forest falcon]

Stream it to mobile from steam on PC

[slate summit]

Guys lets rank the 7 deadly sins for fun

number one is the worst, number 7 the best

[unreal bay]

8

[slate summit]

My list is Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Envy, Pride

[slate summit]

tf you mean 8

[unreal bay]

The number Eight

[forest falcon]

9

[unreal bay]

tf you mean 9

[forest falcon]

the number Nine

https://tenor.com/view/gta-big-smoke-cluckin-bell-food-fast-food-gif-23787879

[wary cliff]

9+10?

[unreal bay]

109

[wary cliff]

Thk clippy

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/clippy-microsoft-office-word-publisher-gif-5630386

[forest falcon]

tenine

[wary cliff]

Dix-neuf🔥

[forest falcon]

neunzehn

[wary cliff]

Soixante-sept🥀

[spice forum]

Remove gore again so we have something to get mad over

[forest falcon]

einundzwanzig

[forest falcon]

the horror

[wary cliff]

Just tried mint icecream

Fresh asf, solide 7 or 8/10

[heavy drum]

Anybody know if there is any footage of people going to their gamescon booth? I remember people saying they were going to record

[trim copper]

large soda

[wary cliff]

Exacly how i felt

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtu.be/W7ksx6D3dlE is this true

[forest falcon]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

is russian history fun

[forest falcon]

[gloomy urchin]

i remember something something war in 1800s

and thats pretty much all i could tell you from 2 grades of history

i was expected to know entire route of some random ass trader or a war leader throughout russia

[heavy drum]

Oh dang well nvm lol

[forest falcon]

Russian history be like: live in village as a serf, give your crops to one of the many of tzar's dickriders, get invaded by mongols, forced to pay taxes and give young women to mongols, tzar fights off mongols, you are under new management and still have to pay taxes, repeat the cycle

[severe leaf]

Members

123433

Aug 23, 2025, 12:09 PM

[plain scroll]

Oh we are so close to 123456

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-50.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/1EajavUiRE-fJFaZtcExMWGiojmCe-mM6jJiHumGUvGNbO4mh8ooVjMY7K_UamWjhTIemCVlPgZB4JeBQhx9vqP0.jpg?quality=96&as=32x32,48x48,72x71,108x107,160x159,240x238,360x357,480x476,498x494&from=bu&cs=498x0

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RLyqZb2PVhU

[drowsy finch]

Malware dot com

[forest falcon]

ts the person behind the avatar

https://sun9-85.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/NIoXQEJEGt0-FzmHkiWzOgfKeE3iJdGu2-LmgwpH15ZqCrcdZiFfdjyH57D8JJxqTcGFfIzuEv3u-TMUgBjtNZFg.jpg?quality=95&as=32x43,48x64,72x96,108x144,160x213,240x320,360x480,480x640,540x720,640x853,720x960,960x1280&from=bu&cs=960x0

[gloomy urchin]

who is that

why him specifically

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232734882346565727/1320802430149070889/flip.gif

because

[drowsy finch]

Because thats what he looks like

Vlad can’t control it

He’s just the messenger

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110260560488050698/1141926913628192818/caption-4-2.gif

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JTA6SWH4MA14NYBB72DYJQHZ/2x.webp

[acoustic sedge]

they managed to mod in a dismemberment framework but they can't develop a tool to accurately tell what crashed the game or what's going on with it

[lucid atlas]

https://youtu.be/UnwvUAkN52g?list=RDUnwvUAkN52g

[acoustic sedge]

if your mod list randomly starts to ctd with no error message, just hang up your hat and give up,this is a fight you're not winning

[indigo hare]

Thats quitter talk. My mom didn’t raise a quitter. So I will spend hours trying to fix it. And when I finally do, I will only play for another 10 minutes before getting bored and not touch Skyrim again for 6 months

[gloomy urchin]

thats literally what i do with rimworld

[plain scroll]

If you are looking for a specific error in a large list. Half it and then see which half crashes it and then half that half and so on. This is assuming its not multiple mods clashing that causes it

[acoustic sedge]

just like god intended

[indigo hare]

So true king

[acoustic sedge]

it will often times be mods that you'd never even expect to be causing problems, either that or one of them clashes with each other without vortex telling you, or it's for an older version of the game

and what irks me the most, is that some really good mods were just left completely abandoned, they crash on modern versions and nobody has done anything about it

[indigo hare]

Which is why I go through wabbajack mod packs nowadays instead of creating my own. I just add on a few mods I want the most and it works out

Never need to worry about that

[acoustic sedge]

i might just start using wabbajack too, next time i want to play skyrim

im not really a fan of ultra mod packs like nulvos or those super high fantasy ones

but i know there's some more vanilla+ stuff in there too

[indigo hare]

Ahhh I love nolvus! All 400GB

[acoustic sedge]

400gb of mods is a little excessive isn't it?

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-going-i-love-it-more-please-more-i-want-more-gif-16944754

[acoustic sedge]

the creation engine is practically crying

my pc is pretty alright, but it cannot handle that kind of power level

[lucid atlas]

i tried downloading one mod but I never got it to work

the knights of garter mod

[wanton portal]

Isn't uni the cat a girl

[indigo hare]

Isn’t ur mom a girl

Ha

Got em

[loud comet]

i was going through Pyongyang wplace

[wanton portal]

Wow... Not cool man...

[indigo hare]

Im sorry..

[loud comet]

like ZAMN

the DPRK gotta be laying with 42 degree fever

[unreal bay]

Sees my arma 3 mods. Faints

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166288919873196043/1204007035960696902/hhlwHMQ.gif

[forest falcon]

uh oh

https://sun9-46.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/pNI-jEeSTN-Ibp8zUfQ_d0zIr6ItWQiAmdCPkOPdgHNY7GbzvehPpSjIbDRJKeclTOLYkBt5lMDUVkZPnmWs0FYP.jpg?quality=95&as=32x9,48x13,72x20,108x30,160x44,240x66,360x99,453x124&from=bu&cs=453x0

[drowsy finch]

Its not skyrim if its not completely overhauled with most of its systems and includes new ones

I miss my religion mods :(

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384213515715481846/1398517946640367746/attachment.gif

[unreal bay]

True

[unreal bay]

Lucky

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/on-god-they-tryna-down-me-rain-severe-weather-severe-rain-humor-gif-13508157416264004735

[unreal bay]

It's not like you are getting waterboarded, it's just warm rain Vlad

[forest falcon]

the electricity might go out

it's very windy

[gloomy urchin]

if it rains here

it rains all day

like genuinely from 6 am to 6 am

[unreal bay]

Damn you luckyyyy

[unreal bay]

Dammmn that too????

Here its just grey

Like bro, either spawn rain or go away grey clouds like fr

Cloud is just being an NPC fr

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CcCoLMsqIMo

get me out of that hole batman

please

i am 1 bad day away from losing it all

[short relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dannyg-birmingham-danny-g-gif-3591694052051389874

the man behind

FUCK

[acoustic sedge]

arma 3 players when they need to individually contract their lungs to breathe in a complex minigame

[short relic]

embed fail

[acoustic sedge]

[gloomy urchin]

knowing the profit they probably get off it i'd be one too

6 generations fighting for the bright future of their kids looking at my ass watching random anime girl discussing naps with others

[unreal bay]

Frr I forget to breath after entering focus mode on sniper sometimes. Cause I also for some reason stop breathing, thinking I will hit the enemy better

[gloomy urchin]

i mean you can technically flick your mouse

[unreal bay]

I am not a pro csgo player

[gloomy urchin]

no i mean when breathing

you can accidentally flick and miss

maybe its not flicking i dont remember half the verbs

[unreal bay]

Hmmm

[shadow bay]

there been any news on this game?

been silent

[gloomy urchin]

soon TM

[shadow bay]

tru

[restive trench]

good beforeevening

[modest nest]

Gm pookies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1245114395319730246.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=BlobhajPartyLights

[forest falcon]

Hello Quandale Guilliburg

[restive trench]

NOT MY NAME

[astral ether]

Good morning everyone, how are we all doing?

[restive trench]

good wbu

[astral ether]

Heya ver! I’m doing well, thank you, glad you are too :)

[forest falcon]

Que

[restive trench]

Was

[restive trench]

what are u up to rn

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/confusion-confused-look-questions-why-why-me-gif-17660966

[restive trench]

german for what

[astral ether]

Not much, FINALLY finishing a project I’ve been working on all summer

[restive trench]

oo can u tell me what it is

[astral ether]

Then idk, maybe playing a bit more of blasphemous lol

Eh it’s nothing too exciting, been making a mock app for a ui design project

[restive trench]

hey seems good

[astral ether]

Though I’ve had to cut down on scope a tiny bit because of the functionality of the website I’m using to make it

[restive trench]

if u took all summer i suppose youre still learning ui design

[forest falcon]

that was the joke

[restive trench]

ok cro

[forest falcon]

fuck you quandale

[astral ether]

Partly that, partly lack of motivation/burn out, and partly just doing a bit of travelling throughout the summer lol

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[astral ether]

Pfft

[restive trench]

oh i get you

ive been learning german lately havent done much progress for 2 weeks

cause burn out

[forest falcon]

i don't understand latin

https://sun9-83.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/QxTBwt1p74p7q8isVPayl18T2QmM0N4oo4XX6DHvcQ0AUkv8JW2PVrqiNif1Rp3o43vvw1R6NH-yjYgcfRwdwLvF.jpg?quality=95&as=32x16,48x24,72x37,108x55,160x81,240x122,360x183,480x244,540x275,640x326,720x367,1080x550,1280x652,1440x733,2268x1155&from=bu&cs=2268x0

found a random book from 1850

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[astral ether]

The idea is that I was making a mock reservation app for the washing machines and driers on campus, but I’ve since changed it to just showing the availability of them

Like if they’re being used or not at that moment

Maybe I can still have a scuffed version of it idk

[restive trench]

thats a nice concept

[astral ether]

Right? It’s super annoying to be lugging a whole basket down to the laundry room and not have anything open to be used

[daring jay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013162938296701068/1188291837354573865/Untitled.mp4?ex=68ab1343&is=68a9c1c3&hm=a6279fcb22d5fb3b00d6ac80e332c3e8353ade0e6373e95162c9776e836288e9& damn

old video

[restive trench]

yeah though youd have to manually mark down which is in use and which is not by the users

[forest falcon]

I have a question. Do Americans genuinely belive that cereal is healthy

[restive trench]

and to be honest

i dont trust users to manually mark it down

[astral ether]

They can be if you don’t get the diabetes ones

[restive trench]

diet cereals?

is that even a thing

[astral ether]

Like I usually just eat multi-grain cheerios

Maybe there’s a little bit of sugar there for it to be sweet, but it’s nothing egregious like fucking captain crunch’s sprinkled donut crunch

[forest falcon]

I feel like cereal is just not a good breakfast option

in general

[astral ether]

Also to what you were saying with this, I guess this is where we get to have a little bit of suspension of disbelief and can say that “oh the washing machines and driers are connected to like a server or something that automatically detects when they’re in use or not”

[forest falcon]

The washing machines are spying on us, they track our every move

[astral ether]

Just gotta not eat the ones that are loaded with sugar

[astral ether]

SURVEILLANCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

[forest falcon]

I usually either drink coffee or eat like 5 scrambled eggs if I feel like eating in the morning

[astral ether]

Fair

I usually eat peanut butter spread on an english muffin, and multi-grain cheerios for my breakfast

Sometimes I’ll have a bagel with butter but that’s every now and then

I know it’s not the healthiest but it makes for a little treat

[forest falcon]

never had peanut butter Tried making it once and my shitty blender died

[astral ether]

Trying to make it yourself sounds fun, but why not just, buy it in a jar?

[forest falcon]

there is no peanut butter

where i live

it's not a thing

now that i think about it

i can order some online

[astral ether]

Damn, that’s wild

Like not even imports?

[forest falcon]

no

maybe in a nearby city it's possible to find it but not where I live

[astral ether]

That stinks

I wouldn’t say you’re missing out on some profound experience, but it can be pretty tasty

Good for protein too

[gloomy urchin]

i go sleep chat

i hope you have goobnight

[fierce hearth]

willie hit me so hard my camera turned 360

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-dead-the-game-evil-dead-evil-dead-game-evil-dead-the-game-finisher-evil-dead-game-finisher-gif-25854659

ay anybody here fw Tally Hall?
https://open.spotify.com/track/1P3S1F6BihfsSVVxButO9N?si=iuPTRVJaSFeB9s9Jr8OXCg

https://tenor.com/view/oingo-boingo-danny-elfman-tally-hall-banana-man-gif-25679538

[modest nest]

[boreal drum]

Inka

[wintry spear]

[clear minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[dim lion]

hope all is going well at Gamescom bossman!
don't overheat in that armour lol

[plain scroll]

Hello Ivan !

[gloomy niche]

what is the half swordl ore

[lucid atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1274232290670542949/local_coop.gif

[indigo hare]

Preach, king!

[dry basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1369775066770051103/image0.gif

[dim lion]

Willie

[gloomy niche]

are you username ladiesman217!?

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-stunned-gif-1697920078844940146

[severe cape]

Tally Hall is great

[short relic]

YES

the hall is very tally

my fav is uhhhhhh

banana man

or misery fell

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-barricade-are-you-username-ladiesman217-ladiesman217-username-gif-22059366

[dim lion]

finally, peak enjoyers

[steady pivot]

always a ping in #work-in-progress but never a ping in #updates :(

[lofty kindle]

No updates planned until the Early Access release.

[steady pivot]

how much is the game estimated to be?

[tawny bear]

new stance unlocked

[lofty kindle]

The average response from players in our polling was $20 - $30. We have not set a price point yet.

[steady pivot]

oh dang

i suppose its gonna be drasticly different from the demo then

[tawny bear]

4-5 half swords the price of mario kart world

[severe cape]

Although a couple days ago I did find a band I have been really liking so far called "Homestyle Dinner Rolls". Pretty good rock music, has anyone else heard of them? I've never seen anyone mention it before the other day lol

[clear minnow]

halfsword exhibit goated

[lusty prawn]

is the steam demo version the only version i can play looking for full

[steady pivot]

yes

the games not out yet

[lusty prawn]

anyway i can change my keybind in game

[tawny bear]

i cant send the image

[steady pivot]

thanks discord ai

[tawny bear]

pretty dumb

thats the image it flagged twice

[lusty prawn]

anyway i can change my keybind in game

[lucid atlas]

not yet

[lusty prawn]

whens full version coming out

[steady pivot]

we dont know

[strong jetty]

123,456 member

[spice forum]

Is this the first version of the sex mod!?

[spice forum]

2047

[gloomy niche]

real

[lusty prawn]

i dont get how to play abys

i keep staring from 0

[lofty kindle]

In the Abyss you start off with nothing and must gear up as you progress through the void.

[lusty prawn]

i killed like 5 guys i just keep finding stupid beanies and same weapons

no armour

[dim lion]

Two people left after this 💔

Screenshot it when it happens again frfr

[lofty kindle]

Armor does not appear until you make it past the peasant boss.

[lusty prawn]

what does arrow time do

[lofty kindle]

It's the same as bullet time. Slows down time.

[lucid atlas]

Slow motion

It might give you an advantage at some points but it isn't reliable to use it at all times, As it'll exhaust your stamina rather quickly.

[lusty prawn]

camera is so ass

ur fighting and then the guy is in the corner camera dont follow

[lofty kindle]

Lock on only works when you are combat engaged (holding a mouse click).

If the tracking is not strong enough you can increase the lock on slider.

[agile helm]

two minutes

[lofty kindle]

What now?

[sick fjord]

this game is so good

[agile helm]

nothing i thought i replied to someone’s message

[lofty kindle]

I was like "oh what are we counting down too?"

[agile helm]

release obviously

[sick fjord]

how many followers/ subs for cc role

[agile helm]

i do have a question though

[lusty prawn]

camera tracking shocking

ive got it on max and the player is all the way on left

[sick fjord]

boss 3 is harder than ultimate challenge

[agile helm]

have you tried lowering it

[lusty prawn]

lower what

[agile helm]

nothing………….

[lofty kindle]

I may have answers.

[agile helm]

do you know if the demo will remain up after EA releases?

[lofty kindle]

That is our plan!

[agile helm]

this is good

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-cute-calico-calico-cat-gif-5501644413037865061

[marble vortex]

Awwww

[tawny bear]

somehow im still loading

[rich swallow]

Half sword fans when they see full mace fans

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

I don't have embed perms I suppose

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[rich swallow]

Off to hang myself. Watch and learn!

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[rich swallow]

Half sword control scheme would translate to a wiimote really well

[olive fox]

afc plug of the day has just been posted in Halfsword chat! Go read it!

53 hard willies have already joined AFC. The first and only online competitive half sword league that will begin when early access does, with different fighting disciplines such as armed fighting, unarmed fighting (boxing, mma, muay thai, and more)
FULL ADVERTISEMENT IN HALFSWORD CHAT. #halfsword-chat-⚔

DM ME FOR INVITE!

[rich swallow]

HALF SWORD WIIMOTE

[lofty kindle]

A few people claimed they were gonna get one working.

[wanton portal]

Halfsword on the switch 2

[rich swallow]

Quarter sword

20fps

[round charm]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tawny bear]

nah man just the hilt of the sword

[rich swallow]

British half sword

No sword

[round charm]

full knife

[rich swallow]

Half teeth

[round charm]

half ribs

[rich swallow]

This game is unique in our current gaming landscape, it under promises and over delivers. It's called half sword, but when you launch the game, the swords are intact

[round charm]

one of my friends thought that "half sword" is a weapon

[rich swallow]

It's like the one piece

The half sword is actually the friends we maimed along the way

[tawny bear]

the half sword

[unreal bay]

"ewww don't touch me you filthhhhhh"

[tawny bear]

if covid was in that timeline

[round charm]

he just bled all over him though

[rich swallow]

Using the spike pole for social distancing

[round charm]

covid-02

[round charm]

keep at least 3 fathoms between you and others

[wintry spear]

Found this on our way to our sleeping place

[clear minnow]

inka

[wintry spear]

Pirat

[clear minnow]

i didn’t say hi but i saw u therr

[wintry spear]

That's cool

Why didn't you say hi

[clear minnow]

i was watchin u fight ivan

[wintry spear]

I was struggling in the beginning

But then I got him pretty good

[clear minnow]

yea u got their asses

[wintry spear]

I'll be back tomorrow

Going for a rematch

[rancid reef]

Shadow of mordor sneaky special

[clear minnow]

same probably

[tawny bear]

so after finishing half sword i guess devs will make half gun

[wintry spear]

Then you can say hi to me if you want

[elder pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088134671373717627/1157014374196715560/VID_GIF-1695923991.gif

[scarlet cradle]

I have a feeling that the heavy is dead

[worldly sandal]

67

[earnest tapir]

how about a quarter sword

we can go even smaller than that

deca sword

[severe leaf]

agarthanvril

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[earnest tapir]

clippy noooooo

why didnt you use condoms

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[elder pawn]

i hate you all

[spark quartz]

SHADOW OF MORDOR REFERENCED RAHHHH

[mighty badger]

absolute culture

shadow of mordor/war were so goated

[mighty badger]

sucks that warner bros copyrighted the nemesis system until like the 2030's

[lusty prawn]

whats best mods to get

[mighty badger]

blue guy looks like a handsome middle aged thief with a robin hood complex and an alcohol problem

[mighty badger]

vicious's weapon packs, chrome 334's weapon packs, john longeswarde weapon pack, plasmator weapon packs, halfsword enhancer

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-7641085

[forest falcon]

https://youtu.be/2RP_yNS-vec?list=RD2RP_yNS-vec

evil fax machine type beat

[tulip copper]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/kXoOkY6xcSMySXB50?invite=cr-MSxJME8sNDM2NjQ3ODkw

box head

[marble vortex]

The heavy is dead?!

[forest falcon]

https://youtu.be/opCiPY9OZgQ

[forest falcon]

WHA

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

[unborn kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-W6Jad6iHk

[pearl coral]

@tawny bear no

do not post

[tawny bear]

did you see the last part atleast

[arctic abyss]

Wsg

[pearl coral]

yeah that's why i deleted it

[pearl coral]

hello

[spice patrol]

will there ever be a workshop for half sword or not

[lucid atlas]

probably not for a while

[spice patrol]

dangit

[earnest tapir]

freaky

[spice patrol]

:D

[tawny bear]

dude sacrificed his hand to protect his generation

[severe fulcrum]

Anyone a master of the arming sword or falchion and has a piece with particularly good flow and balance

Trying to rebalance the one handers in my pack and since I’m not a one hand main idk what I’m doing

[pearl coral]

any oatmeal enjoyers here

[arctic abyss]

Hot cereal

[tawny bear]

i broke my leg

[unreal bay]

Any luckycharms enjoyers here

[drowsy finch]

They’re pretty good sometimes :)

I don’t eat breakfast food a lot

[unreal bay]

SUUUGAAARRRR

[severe fulcrum]

Only the charms

Eat out all the charms leave bowl of lucky

[devout heath]

how do i holster weapons and take weapons out of their hoster

*holster

[drowsy finch]

Hold e

Or q

Whatever hand holds the weapon

[devout heath]

how do i pull up the weapon wheel

😭

[agile helm]

i was just thinking about how long its been since i've eaten oatmeal

[devout heath]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-nettspend-gif-nettspend-beam-plasma-beam-meme-gif-gif-6110619842747863368

[unreal bay]

Oatmeal with orange juice, no better combo

[agile helm]

what flavor oatmeal though

if any

[unreal bay]

Grass

Burnt grass

Bland

[agile helm]

yeah i cant get behind eating unflavored oatmeal

rice tastes better

[unreal bay]

💯

[agile helm]

i like me some of that apple something

whatever its called

[unreal bay]

Apple something?

[agile helm]

apple cinnamon

[unreal bay]

Yeah those are good

[cobalt nymph]

hello fellow willie controllers

[jaunty grail]

never skip back day

[agile helm]

willie handling experts

[cobalt nymph]

hittin spinnin kicks for a daily living

[agile helm]

well in that case im no expert

[cobalt nymph]

lol, well have you atleast done willie jousting?

[jaunty grail]

i invented a kick method but forgot how to do it now

[agile helm]

maybe accidentally

[cobalt nymph]

the method i do is kinda game breakin

[jaunty grail]

this one i hard to explain

but basicly when willie switches feet while walking

like front and back foor

[cobalt nymph]

you talkin bout knee splitting?

[jaunty grail]

nope

i cant explain this one

[cobalt nymph]

sounds like it a bit

[jaunty grail]

i think its only possible in slow mo

since its to complex

i gets a spin at the end a just kills the willie

[cobalt nymph]

nothings too complex in the world of half-sword

[jaunty grail]

yea true

do you know how to wrestle

thats a thing i am going for

[cobalt nymph]

is it just focusing all elastic and kenetic movement into one whole kick but buggin with slo mo so it doubles the power?

[jaunty grail]

idk

[cobalt nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[jaunty grail]

i find low kicks good

[cobalt nymph]

charging low kick to the lower body is insane for disabling movement

[jaunty grail]

oblique kicks work even

if you know what they are

[cobalt nymph]

yeah, wee bit tough to pull off exactly but yeah

[pearl coral]

if it’s unflavored i usually put a little maple syrup and butter in

[cobalt nymph]

add sugar, diced strawberries and a tincy bit of honey, trust!

[jaunty grail]

every night without fail i eat some high protein greek yogurt with any fruits that i have

usualy blackberries or bananas

[scarlet creek]

tf did I just make the neck way more detailed than the rest of the drawing

[worthy ginkgo]

ha

[scarlet creek]

I just realized how bad I messed the hand up

I'll just amputate it atp

🥺

[pearl coral]

quit

[worldly vapor]

whats wrong with that

[pearl coral]

this sounds good

[short relic]

i would send the funky dancing cat but

[scarlet creek]

neck hurts sounds like

[pearl coral]

need to buy strawberries

[short relic]

embed fail

[worldly vapor]

wtf no it doesnt

[pearl coral]

and honey…

[pearl coral]

it’s been used for it lately

it’s annoying

[scarlet creek]

if you say it quickly it does

[short relic]

BUH

[worldly vapor]

this is like when a kid in 1st grade told me to say "garbage" really slow and then said "oooo you said BITCH"

[short relic]

why is that the first thing you think of

[pearl coral]

okay buddy

[wheat brook]

What is this man

[short relic]

??????????????

trust me ive had a swollen neck before

it hurts like HELL

[pearl coral]

you’re not the first and you’re certainly not the last to try

[scarlet creek]

me experimenting

[wheat brook]

Swollen neck?? What the hell??

[pearl coral]

just take it on the chin like a man and leave it alone

[agile helm]

cynical moderator mentality

[wheat brook]

Hell no I’d be crying bro

Swollen neck??

[scarlet creek]

it was accidental lol

[pearl coral]

if it were for any purpose other than its true then it would have been written differently

[short relic]

but i cant touch my neck with my chin

[short relic]

no??????????

[agile helm]

in what context did they even say it

[short relic]

ur just constantly thinking of the n word bro

[scarlet creek]

are we deadass

"neck hurts" has been used to troll streamers into saying the hard r and get banned in streams

[pearl coral]

your defensiveness and lack of realistic understanding does not make this any better for you

[scarlet creek]

everyone knows this

[short relic]

oh i dont watch streams

mb

[scarlet creek]

just pronounce the thing many times quickly

[agile helm]

thats crazy cause ive literally never heard of it

i understand why its a problem though

[short relic]

? why wouldnt i defend myself?

[pearl coral]

somebody tried it a few weeks ago too and when asked why he said it he just went “No reason! Haha! no reason i said that!”

[pearl coral]

you can defend yourself without accusing me of always thinking of the n word

[short relic]

me when generalisation fallacy

[short relic]

ok but... you kinda are

[scarlet creek]

all this argument over a racist joke

😔

[worldly vapor]

ur a text box on discord. we're all the same

[agile helm]

a potentially racist joke

[short relic]

yeah thats true

omg not the reddit upvote

😂

[worldly vapor]

[short relic]

hella blurry

[pearl coral]

im really confused as to why you’re tweaking out so hard over a verbal warning lmao

[agile helm]

you should give them a nonverbal warning

[short relic]

what does tweaking mean

[agile helm]

and start shadowbanning people

left and right

[scarlet creek]

overreacting

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

or something idk

[pearl coral]

yeh

[short relic]

ah, but im just saying u cant assume anything that vaguely sounds like a rude word is a rude word

sure, its ok to be cautious

[scarlet creek]

sam probably thought that since he's on tiktok 24/7 and the neck hurts thing is pretty popular there

https://tenor.com/view/le-fishe-au-chocolat-chocolate-gif-25868863

[short relic]

holy shit that looks mank

[agile helm]

elaborate

[pearl coral]

it would make sense if you said something like “what happened to his neck” or “is his neck okay” but you literally just said “neck hurts”

which is the whole thing

[short relic]

chocolate fish 😭

[pearl coral]

i don’t even have tiktok

[short relic]

how is that not absolutely mingin

[agile helm]

you've elaborated enough

[pearl coral]

i’ve just seen this here already two or three times

[short relic]

yea bruv small talk doesnt rlly have full sentences, atleast not in my experience, mb

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jennifer-lawrence-mood-neck-brace-relax-gif-12299581

[short relic]

wuht

[agile helm]

arm hurts

[short relic]

me when vambrace C

[worldly vapor]

gyattamn look at those boot things he got on

[agile helm]

chains 2 is good in its own right...

[arctic abyss]

Bonk

[pearl coral]

the guy on the left ?

[worldly vapor]

both of em got it

[agile helm]

are they boots

?

[pearl coral]

there are three people

[agile helm]

they meant what they said

[pearl coral]

the two on the right don’t have boots on

the guy on the left i don’t know if those count as boots

[agile helm]

arent they hoses

[worldly vapor]

u see its like a leather sleeve over the lower leg

with plate under the sleeve

sabatons on

[pearl coral]

it’s a leather greave

[worldly vapor]

they had those???

[pearl coral]

yeah

you can make a case for it being a leather covering but i’m in the camp of it being a full standalone protector

[agile helm]

effectiveness?

[worldly vapor]

is the point of this just to reduce the weight on the lower leg to make footwork easier

[pearl coral]

it would probably work just fine against any kind of attack aimed at the calf or the forearm

usually those aren’t the ones that are going to have much force

[pearl coral]

i figure it’s just comparatively harder and more expensive to forge metal to fit someone’s calf compared to leather at this point in time

not really worth the hassle for extremities that won’t be the target of much

[agile helm]

just pour a molten cast over the calf

easy

[pearl coral]

there are a few other italian manuscripts that show fully leather protection for the calves and forearms

[worldly vapor]

also... bascinet WITH aventail under the greathelm?

[unreal bay]

Lucky charms

[arctic abyss]

Yeh

[agile helm]

typical...

[arctic abyss]

Just less pointy

[pearl coral]

what’s weird about this

[worldly vapor]

I thought when under the greathelm the bascinet didnt have chainmail attached

[unreal bay]

You eat it like this too?

[spark quartz]

What the fuck

[unreal bay]

What?

[pearl coral]

i’ve never seen that before

[spark quartz]

Is that a pickle

[unreal bay]

Yeah??

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[agile helm]

no its just of course the gore guy would post such appalling images

[unreal bay]

Am the VFX artist

[worldly vapor]

True...

[agile helm]

you havent done anything in gore?

[pearl coral]

he’s blood guy

[unreal bay]

Lucky charms Sinclair

[unreal bay]

Blood

[agile helm]

i guessed as much

i just thought you were the gore guy overall though

[unreal bay]

Ideas sure

Fiberman is the main guy for gore. I can't handle it so well

Veryyy talentttt

He puts my ideas into reality, same with deforp

[agile helm]

thats dope

but since you are the blood guy...

[unreal bay]

Blooood

[agile helm]

is tonight the night

wrong question

[unreal bay]

[agile helm]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dexter-new-blood-jim-lindsay-gif-6844957641813999649

[unreal bay]

I appreciate the gesture

[agile helm]

do you guys plan on having more dynamic blood ig

idk how to word it

not like it is now?

[unreal bay]

Blood physics?

[agile helm]

yeah something like that

akin to crisis response maybe

[unreal bay]

It's being developed, so hopefully in EA release

[tawdry raft]

just modded halfsword now my willie keeps tripping on himself 😭

[agile helm]

im guessing thats what we've been seeing in the gore updates

[unreal bay]

Yeah but ours will be better

[agile helm]

sounds cool

[unreal bay]

Yea

[agile helm]

cant wait for early access to come out in two days

[unreal bay]

[unborn kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-gif-6869608978615405593

[short relic]

if they havent added cockfight gamemode im not playing

[agile helm]

its my answer for all who ask when

[agile helm]

willyfight or cockfight ?

[unborn kayak]

i mean willies can be naked so it should be easy to add

[short relic]

yes

[agile helm]

reminds me

when will they add normal cocks

like b&s

sorry blade and sorcery

[unreal bay]

Peak

[pearl coral]

i hate when babies try and scream so hard that they just don’t make a noise

like dude chill outtt

[unreal bay]

Oh that's scary

[unreal bay]

Breath!!!!

[agile helm]

adequatelyrated game

[unreal bay]

Yes

[twin abyss]

its good that we hate it atleast

[pearl coral]

what would be a good color scheme for my shield to compliment my gear

i’ll need background, “subject” (saint bartholomew being skinned - i was thinking the flesh could either be made red, obviously, or gold, or purple), and an accent / text color

[twin abyss]

Babies are a mix of cute and extremely annoying so that we feel forced to take care of them

[twin abyss]

I like the maroon and white you use

[pearl coral]

in my mind so far either

red with gold flesh and white text
white with gold flesh and red text
white with red flesh and gold text

[arctic abyss]

White with red flesh imo

Basic, but I think it'd look best

[pearl coral]

i might make the background white and black to change it up a little in that case

[arctic abyss]

What kind of shield is it?

[pearl coral]

a jousting targe

[twin abyss]

what do you mean by flesh

[arctic abyss]

Nice

[twin abyss]

like the inside of the shield?

[arctic abyss]

If you had a solid colour background, you could put floral decor or whatever in a slightly different shade

[twin abyss]

oh

[pearl coral]

the red part can either stay red or be changed to purplish or gold

[twin abyss]

okay

keep it red

I like white with red flesh and gold letters

[arctic abyss]

I like the orange-y red

[pearl coral]

yeah i think i’ll do that but with some black accents somehow

[pearl coral]

i’ll probably make it a little darker to line up with the color of my straps and pants a little better

[arctic abyss]

Makes sense

[arctic abyss]

If they're as maroon as they look in the picture, I'd say to accent the flesh with a purple-ish colour

[pearl coral]

yeah like a burgundy

[twin abyss]

I should still look like blood/flesh, but if you want to slightly change it to fit your colors that makes sense

[arctic abyss]

Flesh can be a little purple

Especially if it's just a little shading

[pearl coral]

i’m excited for how it’ll turn out

maybe the borders of the shield can be black in a sort of flame pattern ?

[arctic abyss]

Do you have the shield now, or is it still coming?

[violet garden]

Coulda just stabbed him or something man I don’t think he deserved all that!

[wheat brook]

Shad ap

[twin abyss]

darn

[agile helm]

he did i was there

[pearl coral]

coming

taking a while because those lucky frenchmen have summer breaks

[violet garden]

You don’t know who you’re talking to pal.

[pearl coral]

crude rendition of the possible color scheme of choice

black flame border
white background
burgundy flesh
gold text

[worldly vapor]

@pearl coral do you think this is from the late 1400s or the mid to early 1500s

[arctic abyss]

Definitely not 15th century

[pearl coral]

early 1500s imo

i think i’ve seen that before

[twin abyss]

one of my favorite helmets

[worldly vapor]

and this one is late 1400s?

[arctic abyss]

Aye

[pearl coral]

it should be on the museum page

idk if i’d say late 1400s

probably more like 1450

[worldly vapor]

does every 1400s armet have the "forehead" separate from the ventail

while the 1500s ones have the "forehead" and the ventail as part of the same thing

so basically just a giant ventail

[pearl coral]

what do you mean ventail

[worldly vapor]

the entire moveable front thing of the helmet

ik the visor is the eyehole

[pearl coral]

the visor is the thing in front of your face

ventail=aventail

innit

[arctic abyss]

That's usually called the ocularia, sights, eyeslits, etc.

[worldly vapor]

well I mean theres at least some precedent for ventail to refer to the entire bit on the hinge

or it can just mean both

at the same time

awesome

[pearl coral]

lol yeah

i would just stick with visor to minimize confusion

yeah armets quit using half visors by around 1400

[worldly vapor]

i love how theres at least 3 different words for every single part of a harness it makes things REALLY SIMPLE

[pearl coral]

usually using the french words for everything is less confusing

[worldly vapor]

something about this helmet just tickled me

why is he so angry

[arctic abyss]

That tickled me in an unsafe manner

[arctic abyss]

Unsafe touch

I'm going to tell a trusted adult

[white prawn]

Frog

[worldly vapor]

your seen the new inabakumori yet?

[white prawn]

hadal abyss zone and the other one

https://tenor.com/view/rouxls-rouxls-kaard-laser-laser-pointer-deltarune-gif-16982511365724751222

[pearl coral]

killd chat

[craggy bison]

is there any way to erase gauntlet data

[eager wing]

@lofty kindle we talked yesterday about grapples in general and you showed me a video about it, i have made some progress haha

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kXsbiZ0eCyqsVOW4u?invite=cr-MSxzZDYsMjc0NzY1MTk1&v=16

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/pro-move-ted-lasso-nicely-done-compliment-jason-sudeikis-gif-17283104469342346529

[worthy ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[pulsar tiger]

milk 🥛

[spark quartz]

Imagine getting a sword through the gap in the teeth

[worldly vapor]

painful but im sure it happened to plently of people

[spark quartz]

Thats like my biggest fear, anything to do with the teeth, gums, nose, eyes just makes me wince

[unborn kayak]

my mango is to blow up and act like i dont know nowbody yarayaryar

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jody-high-roller-braces-silver-sharp-shark-teeth-gif-5409083

[unborn kayak]

classic

[spark quartz]

truly a certified hood classic

[pearl coral]

elite find

[arctic abyss]

Who is this even for?

[pearl coral]

no clue lmao

https://open.spotify.com/track/4rEEjq4bn3iHgvM5BoliCy?si=bXDh6ytPRGe1WnR0DSTR2Q

[scarlet cradle]

Luffy x Potato Head was not on my bingo card

[unborn kayak]

bro thinks he knows ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PS_9zdhuCM

really fucking funny at 3am

[white prawn]

I can't believe kris made me do this

[sleek token]

Wtf is this

[white prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-roaringknight-roaring-knight-slash-gif-5348726895762601967

[sleek token]

Yet again

What is this

[white prawn]

Not touhou

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-kris-avatar-player-soul-gif-227291204203953429

[agile helm]

dead space

[pearl coral]

What

THE SIMS MEDIEVAL #1 GAME

[wheat brook]

What the hell???

[glad hearth]

bill hook supremacy

[drowsy finch]

I am now a furry artist

[drowsy finch]

Objectively and morally correct

[waxen sparrow]

does anyone know how i can tweak halfsword so i can play it

not a big computer guy but i love this game

i looked on steam and it shown me the things to put in the engine ini file but i cant find it in the local files of half aword

[sick fjord]

what do you mean

do you mean mods

[waxen sparrow]

i found out how

[sick fjord]

or just running the game normally

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pRkXTjqY0tw i am suspecting she is farming

[raven saddle]

does that build have any new gore?

[tulip copper]

i use to have those dreams wher you go to school w not pants but then after i had them i was like "FUCK WHY DID I DO THAT" because i thought it actually hapen

[autumn citrus]

when i get near someone with my sword pointed toward them

it just flys up like points to the air

how do i not geek mid combat andd hold my sword where i want to

[agile helm]

no idea

[autumn citrus]

dag gewtschnapel

so annoying

oh im level 3

awesome

[wary cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1399557265396334684/image0.gif

[pale bough]

🤸‍♀️

             🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[pearl coral]

ts so magnificent

[raven ore]

john pommel

strike

[loud comet]

cant have shit in this little indie game with 1.5 devs

open beta, my ass

[lavish blade]

chinese and russian game

[loud comet]

nah

chinese game

at least in my region

i mostly hear russians in CS Source now

[elder pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088134671373717627/1157014374196715560/VID_GIF-1695923991.gif

[lavish blade]

oh

[loud comet]

is it dog or hippo

https://tenor.com/view/moo-deng-moo-deng-bite-moo-deng-biting-moo-deng-cute-moo-deng-hippo-gif-4173826080546832990

[elder pawn]

hippo

[loud comet]

hippocrite

[elder pawn]

genius

[loud comet]

he looks like crankapotamus with some oddly specific clarity

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-ending-felina-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-gif-6572238009200980030

[viscid schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213539866889945109/1402236059617722419/attachment.gif

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-drawing-bart-simpson-2-hours-for-nothin-flabbergasted-no-views-gif-9181386819666165187

[lavish blade]

i can see why

[serene geyser]

Ts is amazing

Trust

[honest terrace]

Does anyone know the name of the music from the Halfsword Gamescom promo?

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-sniff-stinky-gif-11970109022117955660

[tulip copper]

https://medal.tv/games/deltarune/clips/kXypCDQSmozcQdo5p?invite=cr-MSxlVnIsNDM2NjQ3ODkw&v=24

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SLUiw7RzGIE proficient cookers if i add chocolate protein am i gonna make it horrible or not

[dreamy mango]

🚫 Kepontrucken (Voice Actor), that command is disabled in this channel.

[unreal bay]

Willie ban him

[dreamy mango]

⚠️WIP/TESTS⚠️

[unreal bay]

Thank you William

[acoustic sedge]

hes standing so incredibly still that i can't tell whether or not hes even alive lmao

[pearl coral]

the sims medieval is actually really fun so far lol

[drifting sorrel]

@meager charm clanker

[strong jetty]

sir loin a lot

[last whale]

Don't you FUCKING call them that

[drifting sorrel]

MY BAD

mb v1 i didn't mean it

[last whale]

I forgive and forget

[drifting sorrel]

i greatful

[elder pawn]

he’s just aura farming

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088134671373717627/1157014374196715560/VID_GIF-1695923991.gif

[gloomy urchin]

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[gloomy urchin]

pls

[forest falcon]

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[forest falcon]

he looks dehydrated

[unreal bay]

He's been working in the sun for too long

[robust isle]

how do you add mods to the game or can you just get them off nexus mods and they just attach to your game??? like lets say i wanted to get this mod

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/58?tab=files

[earnest tapir]

i am tasting lead

[desert ridge]

Mods please dont ban me

[gloomy urchin]

mods please ban him

[somber panther]

i like women shame they arent real

[lavish blade]

RUN

[earnest tapir]

they are real

[somber panther]

impossible ive never seen one

[gloomy urchin]

place comma at right word challenge

[somber panther]

i dont use proper english grammar because i dont respect english

[strong jetty]

gas leak gaming 🔥

[novel veldt]

Any mma fans in this server?

[stone spade]

I like uh dragon ball does that count

they do martial arts in that technically sometimes

[novel veldt]

https://youtu.be/bcLAohjH6ok

[slate summit]

You get that feeling when you loose like 2-3kgs and suddenly you spend half your fucking day pulling up your pants

like

give it back

[tepid bison]

nice

[restive trench]

jokes on u i wear belts

and for nonbelt pants they usually have a string that makes u able to adjust it

[slate summit]

Jeans for outside, sweatpants for indoors

its the law

[somber panther]

true

[shadow bay]

halfsword splitscreen confirmed for 2027

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-8957706

[stone spade]

jeans for outside, jeans for inside, jeans for sleeping, jeans for working, jeans for living

[restive trench]

as i said: #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[stone spade]

that's my law

[slate summit]

Fuck no

[stone spade]

I don't like the feeling of my skin touching itself

[restive trench]

who wears jeans indoor

[stone spade]

I want to feel the jeans

[slate summit]

this

[stone spade]

I am in bed right now wearing jeans

it's more comfortable

[shadow bay]

take your skin suit off then

[restive trench]

get good pants idfk

[slate summit]

Maybe the jeans want to feel you

The jeans are perverts

they WANT to touch you

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[slate summit]

they have manipulated and groomed your mind to agree with this

the jeans are predators

[stone spade]

I do have good pants

they're my jeans

[slate summit]

Do you have good jeans?

[restive trench]

nuh uh

[stone spade]

idk

they're jeans

jeans are jeans

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sidney-sweeney-bath-dirty-little-boy-dirty-boy-you-dirty-boy-gif-5027563761264367208

[stone spade]

sweat pants feel weird and sometimes give me a rash

[slate summit]

you didnt get the joke

[stone spade]

was it a genes jeans joke

cause that really doesn't work unless it's spoken

[slate summit]

it was referring to the sydney sweeney ad

[stone spade]

idk who that is

[slate summit]

Wow so you arent terminally online

[stone spade]

I mean I am but I live under a rock at the same time

[slate summit]

which rock

[stone spade]

if it's not within my niche corner of the internet idk it

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084884502175830089/1288142993731354657/togif.gif

[stone spade]

the dragon ball, Kirby, Deltarune, Skyrim, Isekai manga slop rock

it's a pretty shit rock but it's home

[sly tapir]

How do you dodge

Anyone in halfsword

[gloomy urchin]

are longswords easy to swing considering they're 3 kilos

[slate summit]

Move back

There aint no dodge button

just move back until the swing wouldnt turn you into a pre sliced turkey

[gloomy urchin]

js parry

[sly tapir]

Alright

[sly tapir]

Parry how?!

[gloomy urchin]

place ur sword between you and enemy's sword

as shrimple as that

[sly tapir]

Thx

[gloomy urchin]

though willie's movement is a bit limited for some swings

[slate summit]

like how they did it in medieval times

the universal half sword tactic for anything is just

"Wiggle your sword until it hits your enemies"

like god intended

[tawny bear]

bring a crossbow to a sword fight

[gloomy urchin]

every time i look at star wars fights i js cant tell what makes them unrealistic

[slate summit]

bring a fight to a crossbow sword

[slate summit]

Disney my friend

Disney does

[gloomy urchin]

how

except them being slow

[slate summit]

It looks like they are 80 year old sword fighting with titanium baseball bats

and not fucking weightless magic sticks

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-starwars-smile-chuckle-daisy-ridley-gif-45900976278526088

rey shouldnt exist

[stone spade]

well what makes them unrealistic depends on a lot of things

firstly you have to decide what the rules are on lightsaber weight which is it's own problem

[slate summit]

rey?

who is that

[tawny bear]

oh you are right who is rey

[slate summit]

cant be important so who cares

[stone spade]

secondly there's the general issue in sword fights in media like movies and TV that make it intentionally less realistic in exchange for more comprehensive and entertaining battle