#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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So I was in a vr lobby and some 5 year old kid was being rude to me so I said if you don’t stop ima get my friend Mickey Mouse and he said NUH UH so I turned to my Mickey Mouse voice and told him he’s banned from Disney world and he cried and ran away
I’m seeing the gates right?
There is no reference
But I do have a question
I’m curious
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Fucking hell miniladd was in that video
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Who?
Yeah this is like cursed levels of Mickey mouse
I didn’t record this
Ok….
YouTuber. Was popular. Got uh. Removed from the public image for good reasons
I just did my best Mickey Mouse voice
let's just say "traumatized a generation"
Which is more or less realistic
You know what traumatized me?
I really wanna watch the older vanoss crew videos again but every time he's there I just can't do it lol
It's the same shit with achievement hunter videos
about to start peak
That one SpongeBob episode……
anything past season 5 always had some weird ass, grotesque imagery lol. Def remember that
Glad I grew up on that shi and gumball instead of the 6-7 kid and cocomelon
WE WILL RALLY FROM THE HILLSIDE WE WILL GATHER FROM THE PLAIN 🗣️🔥💯
You will put respect on Jax's name you heathen
Rali?
Exactly
My glorious ragebait king needs more respect
I don't even know what I said there
and I'm not listening it back
least stubborn blueberry moment
💔🥀🙏
listen I have my Bluetooth connected now, my neighbours don't need to know whatever I said
they need to hear flobots
IS THIS GAME FOOTAGE WHY IS IT SO PRETTY WTH
Dude my neighbors started clapping for me when I won my war thunder vehicle at 2am
There so nice
To lure you in so kojima can make money of his poorly disguised fetishes
I know you ain’t talking rn 💔🥀
let the man cook brethren
You have big caveman in the big 2025 💔
Gng I’m sorry to say but you cannot talk with the digital circus pfp
doth not bring that shite to our humble realm, keep thy instagram ways hidden beneatheth a thousand blankets of lies if necessary
Bro still has band kid humour in the big 25 🥀
Don’t disrespect my glorious ragebaiter
Bro also loves vizziepop
I don’t actually
Gng passes out from laughter at the sound of a swear and sarcastic remark when he’s in a cheeky mood
I don’t watch helluva boss nor hazbin hotel
Actin like your fuckass show is better
I never said that
Garten of ban ban if it was mid ahh show 🥀
Goin to far buddy
Says the big gronk 🥀
Sry I’m just a glorious rage baiter I have to
I’m just so sarcastic and different
Damn respect 🫡
I’m also a ragebaiter
Are really or do you just want to be one but it never caught on
INSTAGRAM IS THY NEW WAY
WRONG SPELLING, VINDICTIOUS FOOL.
Yeah but I ragebait certain people
Racist
No I ragebait 13 year olds who think there better than everyone
POV mfs when they turn 14:
is he hurt
I’m humble atleast
Ahh mf
I’m talking really insufferable 12-13 year olds who cuss just to be cool
My pain is too much for you to handle 🥀💔
fr tho you should be one of those guys that stays in a tent in the middle of nowhere with a crystal ball
generally humble people don't have to say they're humble lmao
In certain situations yes
But if I inform you that I try to be humble and don’t get a big head that doesn’t really contradict my ways
VINDICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TREACHERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDGEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP LOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORMATION‼️‼️‼️‼️
GESTATI- I’m not gonna say that…
COWARD
JUSTICEEE!!!!!!!!!
LOOK IN A MIRROR FUCKASS
GESTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh I wonder what was just typed in chat i can't see it
jackie chan
its a mistery
you're a stupid
you are....you are a poopy face
Copy cat
Invalid point thy mind cannot create a original thought thus leading to satire
sssshhhhhhhh
Just water
broken ahh arm
Alr guys ima go ping me if you want to make fun of me
no questions
True
I’m gonna find you
Don’t disrespect my ragebaiter
and i am gubby
you sound indian (im not racist)
i am doing good
he can kook
MI BOMBOCLATTTTT
YOU'RE JAMAICAN
??!??!?
what the hell
🪯
bubby not escaping timeout with this one
ringa tinga tinga tinga
My king
no
Dave the doof hi
are you trying to make saddam hussein with voice messages
god evening silly
vlad shit your pants
yuh
IM GONNA CRASH OUT
This is ass
I was going to use a gif of David Mason from cod
It did not load
But you're David mason from cod
Indian food
live david reaction
+freaky soap
no embed fail it didn't load on the gif screen
You failed too hard to get an embed fail
yeah ok Dave why don't you file some taxes
I DONT HAVE AN INCOME HAHAHAHA
I stg I'm getting your parents audited
bro unempluzzed
BITCH IM ENROLLED IN A SCHOOL
Never forget the sandwich
yeah so unemployed 💀
aren't you unemployed too
Jobless cur
bro you can still get a job
RALI MY FREN
besides the really soggy bread that looks peak
Im already full time in school so nah
brotha Its already 7-8 hours
arent you
what year are you
both my parents are engineers
poor baby gotta sit at a desk for 8 hours 😭
oh yeah nah bro does NOT have to work
thats not soggy bread, its just shiny
two engineer parents is actually a crazy pull
saying exact year gets confusing with how schools work in different countries but im 17
you know bro live in the suburbs
no
I bet Dave wears an ascot bro
where could bro possibly live
The objectively best country
Pakistan?
bro is successful and leading a promising path to a good future 😂
nvm hes swedish
slovakia
Dave lives in hungary
SWEDEN 🗣️ 🔥 🇸🇪
why does bro have the caps lock notification
bro give him food then
Far inferior the the greatness of SVEA RIKE
bro lives in ikea
Dave at all times
I love wearing heavy armor in helldiver 2 
HELLO RALI
ew
Twigsnapper is peak drip
True
wouldnt expect less from a deltarune fan though
I like grenadier, dynamo, twigsnapper and the superstore armor that came with urban legends
I’m a big fan of the heavy urban commando set
I like its description a lot
ignored by rali twice 💔😞
i think rali very hates you
that's ok
I like how customised the Twigsnapper looks
having 2 extra guns also doesnt hurt

The tattoo is sick
Tbh tho I prefer the medium armor superstore armor
In terms of drip
For the commandos warbond
with those twigs for arm?
❤️🩹
yee
Twigsnapper is where it is at
yeah i like twigsnapper a lot but the medium armor jaguar is peak
Counterpoint
Heavy armor in general is unmatched in drip
True
Functionally I am iffy, since my play style is literally if napoleon’s army was one person
Exclusively hit and run tactics
Jump pack makes heavy armor somewhat more bearable
For me I usually run medium and light armor
Creating distance is very important for my playstyle
My playstyle is running in with a hellbomb and running away without a hellbomb
hell yeah
my go to is grenadier heavy armor, lib pen, grenade pistol, gas grenades and SPEAR
I love getting headshots on bile titans with spear
I’m not a fan of the grenade pistol. I much much prefer the grenade launcher with a liberator carbine for personal firepower
And the GL can make cover
SPEAR is fucking peak
yeah grenade pistol is only a utility for me so I can use gas grenades if I'm getting chased or there's a bug breach and so I can also have the SPEAR on my back without using that slot for a grenade launcher
The new GL on the new warbond is sick asf tho
I heavily prefer the talon as my sidearmmm
I’ll just go engi kit if I feel like I need more grenades for a mission
I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO TRY IT YET </3/3\3
If i ever don't just the Grenade pistol I'll use the revolver or the deagle
The talon is a straight upgrade to the desert eagle
that's the laser one right
Deagle gets more ammo and can spam shots without overheating
The talon is good but I need a good primary to carry it
Just count your shots 
when there's a brood mother in front of me I think not
Wrong video
I fucking hate you
ily2
Here's the right video
The first mistake was playing bugs
bugs >>>> bots
- stab in thigh. 2. stab in right wrist. 3. stab in left bicep. win.
actually that they've made bots more bearable i enjoy both
I still like bugs more tho
Objectively false purely due to the fact that spewers will 1 shot you no matter what in light armor
God I hate spewers
yeah spewers suck
What game y'all even talking about
but so do those flying bot fucks that blow up and light you on fire
plannin' on gettin' helldivers, are there any laser weapons?
Helldivers 2
Ain't that shizz fall off?
nah
I remember it being popular for like 2 days
Then people got mad at it for something
we get daily over 50k
what kind of laser weapons?
so we have three primary laser weapons, two support laser weapons one being a more powerful laser and the other being a ball of energy, two sidearms one being a little laser and the other being a laser that shoots individually "bullets" then we have a laser guard dog (a bot that follows you around)
Fire brigade is unfair, but the flying ones are remarkably easy to deal with lol
woah that was very uncools rali
There’s laser pointers of doom and blaster like lasers 
I hope mods get executed
Yeah when theyre nit flying at you
Just shoot them while they take 100 years to fly to you </3
yeah right 100 years my ass
Not to mention the parts I'm not looking at
np
It’s really not so hard </3 even if they get close just dive or sometimg </3
I’m really good at bots 
oh yeah? Why don't you just dive the bile spewer rali is not so hard
Im really good at bugs
Because half the time it doesn’t CHANGE THE OUTCOME !!
Whereas bots are easy enough to dodge
Just don't let nic know
It’s literally not 
It’s nic’s fault
You’re just mad you have no reaction time to shoot down the jet brigade 
That kid said it 188 times?
hey whatever you say ms can't dodge the bile spewer
yes
Whatever you say, Mr. “i can’t capitalize on having 6 seconds to react”
Well that's different
dez nurts
yeah ok ms evil sheep
Bring it back
deezen nutsen
Yes! I personally requested it be banned 
nic is a menace
I'll just find the video
Next week
two days
Ad hominem 
Np
😊
you know you know where you are with
you know where you are with
floor collapses floating bouncing back and one day
i am gonna grow wings
a chemical reaction
😭
What is happening rn
hysterical and useless
i dont know
i swear im not teamed up with that guy
im singing radiohead
😦
Type shit
dammit I wanted to make that a quote
God bless everybody
ok
Don’t post something that takes up the entire screen, please
is half the screen ok
why do we always get the weirdos bro 😭
Bless these nuts
Now im gonna read it and if it’s something stupid im gonna yell at you more
heyo
it was a prayer
i think
its good
They need a blessing
It was a song
are you a christian
About abolishing the south
bets for how these two get banned anybody
In the civil war
why would i get banned
No religion in chat
what
I bet homophobia
Or discussion
No fun 💀
No this is the halfsword game chat
Not a politics and religion server
Alright
You are in the halfsword discord.
no fun, ninnypandering, tomfoolery allowed
Easter thinks they'll be reasonable 😭
It’s a song gng 💔🥀
No religion, no politics
that goes hard
Don’t forget monkey business
Oldest trick in the book
CIS > Republic
Dead
Bruh 💔💔
whats the CIS
whattttt
i know CIA
average clanker
whats cis
Watch the slurs
Average meat bag
I hate clankers
I did NOT expect peak to play
got repetitive and shit
Ok fine
TWD got bad when it turned into gang wars instead of zombie survival
commonweealth of independent states
Those dirty CLANKERS
Luki are you American
are automatons clankers
Or do you suck at English
i suck at english
We’re all gonna get banned…..
Its member states include Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Moldova.
im not englishman in newyork
i am caucasus mountain mma fighte
RALI STOP DONT MAKE ME SAY IT
r
Crow
COME BACK TO THE GOOD SIDE RALI
you guys train mma?
Fym good side </3
is this allowed
i train basketballs
i love this man so much
I want to train in Dagestan for 4 years
сам такой
leave the clankeRRRRRs behind
пошел нахуй
Droids > clones 
закрои рот сука
i like them but they are undemocratic
I dislike Russians
русскии гандон
после тебя
if you are a droid appeaser you are a democratic enemy
я украинец ты даун
окупант
oh
Russian sleep experiment
я говорю на украиньски мови
i thought u were russian
and neither the clones or the helldivers like that
racist
They literally fight for a democracy iirc </3
NO SHUT UP
Read the rules if you’d like to stay in the server
i live in kiev for 2 years
Yikes
i live in mariupol
Calling a MOD racist the last thing you wanna do pal
after war start i kill 1 russian in combat they gave arms to some civilians including me
i shot him but i dont know if he die or alive
me sorry
not anymore haha
they stopped trades
then i came back to my country
Jesus fuckin Christ
they killed clones, many of them
Y’all are
i definitely injured him seriously tho
yeah well
Jesus did WHATTT
i saw him drop
LETTING THEM DEVELOP PERSONALITIES
while i was escaping mariupol a vasilyok (ukranian) was firing at my family
very cool
also a grad landed in my houe
from the ukranian side
THE LITLLE FUNNY GUYS YOU LOVE ARE BECAUSE OF THE REPUBLIC BABYYYYYYY
Apparently there is a New Separatist Union in the new lore??
possibly a dumb question, but is there a way for me to reverse the weapons? 'cause some of the weapons have spikes on the back that I wanna use
Slow mode chat rn
what the fuck
10 seconds
moai put it at 10 minutes
Ban them ban them !!!
bro how i get acces to playstest
download the demo
Best you can do is half sword and swing from left to right
playtest was merged with abyss
i had it before now i deleted it cause wouldnt start but found out u had to go to files but now i need it back
Chat is giving me a aneurysm
I think women should have rights [User banned for being political]
just download the demo, its the playtest but better
they already do tho
I think that the stormcloaks are too shortsighted compared to the Imperials 
why is sam so fine
Riiiick
hey you, you're finally awake
Because we're on easy Street
I don't want them to lose rights. However, that is rapidly gods damned changing.
dude i love being a giant so much
Ur mom
How can you even say that?
Ur mom too
ur dad
You're mom thrice
It's not easy being this funny
hahaha
Im going to throw rocks at everyone in this server
No
where are the mods when you need them
Politics
jolly good
is this john clone republic
Thats Willie
Calm down dr. Phil
Put some respect on fordos name
Respectfully stfu is what moai is saying
I'll say it for him
Ur mom
hardy har har har
Booger aids is a interesting name
your mom
Ur mom*
captain misinfo 2-2 on causing dead chat 💔
hey shut up thats my favourite
its missing a semi truck
and a random civillian vehicle that doesnt brake
Gotcha
ty
imagine your last words being ragamuffin
Willie
me when i be shitting
HUH WHO SAID THAT
It’s a shame this clone wars was never canon
Gennedy tartakovsky fucks
Yeah its not Canon to those fucks at Disney
To us, it is
TRUE
I refuse to believe captain fordo never existed

i refuse too
it smells like bitch in here
I just showered though :(
This man is NOT a farmer
IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE
A
AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-# hello
Guys scythe or commoner boss greatsword for abyss?
thank you lmfao
peculiar glitch
-# ofcourse bro
hes fine
mods, this guy mentioned a behavior from a religious text about punishing 'sinful' actions, politiiiiiiiiics! (jk lol)
blue
oh wait theyre a mod LOL
im above the law

and it gets boring fast
All you do is be a junkie shooting junkies
i mean ig its fun to like..let off steam or some shit
but besides that its just glorifying gore n shit
is that all you know how to say?
no?
i refuse?
The description reads like an “x the killer” creepypasta
I thought it was a tech demo and then I looked slightly more into it lmfao
no?
I take it it’s made out of metal or something and not paper mache as per my suggestion?
mustang.?😳
no?
Why
Caught me
There’s most likely never going to be guns in the medieval dueling simulator
erm...erm..
They might actually add guns though
fuck whats the name of the uh
bland?
musket..
arquebus
😳😳😳😱😱
Can’t imagine they would 
Yea but more like glocks and ak
Not rhe weird stuff
I mean the swords and sticks that are in game are cool
But yk lets get real
idk they had guns
Pretty sure it’s planned
who has a ragebaitable server
Or I’m lying
Yes yes, but I still don’t see how they’d fit into the gameplay loop
😳😳😳
You’re in one
help me
I’m not saying it’s not possible or like they’ve not talked about it lol
im impatient rn
Just say some common myths about medieval arms and armor like their facts
Holy yappaloney
idk enough abt armour to ragebait
If they don’t add a katana i’m going to gut somebody.
yh thats my issue idk shit
😕
I mean just add sabers
Glorious nippon steel folded 10000 times…
Especially with wibbildy wobbildy ass physics lol
I mean lightsabsrs
Get studyin boy
yes
wave defense gamemode where u can get palisades and stuff and buy guns and they storm your little fort in the arena
ima girl
Get studyin girl
It would SHATTER a LONGSWORD
no
They should add a glock with a switch
HAHAHAH
CUT STRAIGHT THROUGH!!
THX
LISTEN BUB, I’VE PLAYED A LOT MORE MGR THAN YOU
Heavy cavlary saber
Lmfao I love this
top 10 gifs for me tbh
i once saw a guy cut through a bunch of water bottles with a katana so yeah i think it could cut straight through plate...
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali rali
I hate the poor... 
hello deerman
tis but a scratch
Ppl dont pay atention but men who pee sitting down have about 13.8% chance to get cryptic melioidosis
And it aint a joking metter
Haiii
EATTHEPOOR!!!!
Please don’t call me names :(
I dunnnooo
kiddieslop 🥀
yes
i pee sitting down and its basically awesome
so DONT TALK!
Are you perchance a male?
yes..
im in the top 1% 😎

huehhuehhueh.... yarr..
pathetic
imagine peeing standing up or sitting down
I just piss my pants like a real man
I just piss myself and let it evaporate
do you lay down to pee yourself? because most of the time when someone pisses their pants they're still sitting down or standing up at the same time
I indact learn against a wall
that counts as standing in my opinion
It is literally saturday :(
is he supposed to say it on another day??
sir outtake
hit outtke*
rali stop being a stinky goob
what
Rali is literally right
nope
sir outtake??
yep
You know exactly who I am. Say my name
when no one is around u say baby i love u
Turn off autocorrect please
Turn off deer mode plz
turn off gay mode
Ding ding ding! Got it in one :D
what u flsuhed for again bruh
stop flushing
wow ur so ragebaitable
the answer has been infront of me this entire time
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
You said my name?
I CANTT
Bruh I just got to the gold dude then my game crashed😭😭😭😭
i love how the ai walks into my polearm
I hear Willie loves doing it
YOOOOOOOOOO MOZZY STICKS
willie is everyone
i am willie
you are willie
stizz is willie
Real as hell
willies for everyone
No
oh go
EASTER
mr moai roku does this break the rules
Because I want it to
Yes
HELP
And that's not okay.
MY DISCORD IS BREKAING
Yes it is
no
WHAT DID UD O
thank you
no
@lost palm
You can talk about Willie all you want
No. I don’t want to know.
Okay im leaving chat again
no
Easter check ur dma
Bye! o/
No!
I will!
Attention to the designated grid zone!
OK
I banish gubby to hell
Negative!
Never!
Negative!
actually no you're awarded a medal for bravery
I'm Sorry!
can my SPEAR NOT EVADE WILLIE
PLEASE
EVERYTIME I TRY TO THRUST IT GOES TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT-
Thank you very much.
FINALLY
Gramercy!
I agree!
exxcuse me what
i cut his arm off with a spear
neer
never
NO
NO
has anyone seen a monkey reading a book over here
Thanks, What the Hell :D
I er uh, think so!
Yw home girl
JFK....
stop thinking
Can’t !!!! It won’t stop!!!
i keep getting willlies with severe ambition
after i cut their hand off they go for the sword
It's called the indomitable human spirit.
its called being an allosaurus
No!!
Omg it’s Easter Island Head from Discord dot com !!!
stizz
Why does you’re always autocorrect to Youre god danbjt
But then not that
I hate phones
neck breaking, when you twist an npcs neck it'll break
neck breaking, when you twist an npcs neck it'll break
Sure bro. Youre very bold I’ll tell you that
almighty moai do you know when do we get jiu jitsu (aka joint dislocation via arm twisting) in this game
or will it be ever added
ARE YPU CALLING ME CHUBBY??
thats
right
i am
i am chubby
Crumch
triple hacker shat ebola
(not in rael life)
wtf

