general-catfish-🐱🐟

[plain scroll]

As always

[merry wyvern]

Of course, well well well, typical discord. God forbid a man sends his fire outfit to the chat

[stark ether]

lmao sorry for wanting this game to grow and succeed. If they need money to make it happen they gotta sell something

[atomic aspen]

you need to download more uhhhh... ehugh...

||-# ram||

[fickle otter]

I would eat the homeless man on the corner for a full halfsword

[lofty kindle]

Discord and Reddit are having serious issues atm.

[restive trench]

halfsword destroyed discord

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-a-good-idea-ruben-rabasa-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-that-sounds-like-a-good-plan-that's-a-brilliant-idea-gif-12858270412293982282

[trail cipher]

announcement guy had a stroke

[dim lion]

we pinged everyone and the servers got flooded

[long basin]

That's not even funny bro that's just sad

[jade creek]

can they add a translation for the announcement , i have a headache and cant comprehend this

[untold wraith]

Wtf is this argument your trying to make 😭

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mask-award-love-love-me-you-really-love-me-gif-21355610

[dim lion]

"announcement guy" is a new one 😭 @lofty kindle

[echo arrow]

Y’all ever had to walk barefoot in San Diego in downtown

[stable basin]

lolll

[dim lion]

Im pretty sure he was just joking around lol

[fickle otter]

I NEED halfsword

[merry wyvern]

Discord is probably getting their servers fucked, deservedly for their greedy practices, and Reddit...

I don't really care about Reddit, that platform is only really useful for finding nerds who never go outside to fix your problems. Mainly only with computers though, they're kind of brain dead.

[sharp dust]

No because I lived in Los Angeles

[dim lion]

Rebbit

[plain scroll]

McAnnouncerBeast

[long basin]

You NEED your dog

[restive trench]

this game deserves more than 10 dollars
id say 20-30 range, because this game is peak and the devs spent a lot of time making it

[untold wraith]

Well when you ping over 100,000 people that tends to happen

[daring plume]

I would sell four dogs for Half Sword.

[ivory fjord]

I do wonder if they're going to price the game in ways that makes it affordable in all countries. $30 for me is a few weeks worth of food in other places. I've seen it successful in other games

[fickle otter]

I would eat my dog for a full halfsword

[stable basin]

GOOD TO KNOW! i tried booting up discord on my pc, and it just keeps failing to update.

[merry wyvern]

Half-Cord killed PissCord.

McWobbaBeast now owns discord

[dim lion]

we make up 50% of the discord populous

[restive trench]

same !! not that i own any but i would

[stark ether]

fair enough but thats for the full game, we have yet to see new maps and a full extended game mode. I'm excited to see what this game becomes

[long basin]

You are just insane

[daring plume]

I would eat SEVEN dogs for full Half sword.

[weak rampart]

I would sell my firstborn child to play early access

[dim lion]

Now we are getting out of hand

[stable basin]

OH IT LOADED DISCORD LOADED

[atomic aspen]

time to increase slow-mode to 5 minutes.

[weary hull]

I would sell your dog for full halfsword

[untold wraith]

Make the server pay to win.

[sharp dust]

Should I pet my cat or should I force him to sleep next to me

[stark ether]

💀

[daring plume]

And I'd sell yours.

[fickle otter]

Halfsword mod says they wouldn't eat their dog for Halfsword

[dim lion]

funny part is? We totally can.

[ivory fjord]

put him on keyboard so he plays halfsword for you

[long basin]

Yeah no it doesn't it should be like 15

[dim lion]

sorry I'm allergic

[restive trench]

yeah im talking full game obviously, they spent a lot of times into this game and deserve the money

[daring plume]

Sell him for full Half Sword.

[sharp dust]

I tried and he called enemy willie a cuckold and surrendered

[ivory fjord]

Aight I'ma make some coffee don't burn down the server while I'm afk

[fickle otter]

You don't get to have a say in price
You wouldn't even eat your dog for Halfsword

[restive trench]

pussy cat

[oak olive]

1484*

[untold wraith]

"that's gonna be $15 for 10 minute access to general chat"

[echo arrow]

I think it’s time we go outside and touch grass you guys

[long basin]

Yeah because my dog is better than halfsword muahahha

[ivory fjord]

Based cat

[fickle otter]

Kill this man

[weary hull]

When is the halfwsord subscription service launching?

[daring plume]

Forgot dollars, I would pay all of my guilders for full Half Sword.

[restive trench]

halfsword+

[echo arrow]

Who here is a red head

[plain scroll]

Fullsword is maybe

[lofty kindle]

By popular demand all perms will be locked behind server boosts.

[cunning saddle]

I’d pay 40 schmeckles for a fully fledged half sword ngl

[stark ether]

i'm glad we agree on that, this game deserves as much as it can get

[daring plume]

Battle pass to move through the centuries..

[weary hull]

I would give my college fund for full halfsword (the joke is that I have a college fund)

[sharp dust]

"Cuckold!" "Let not thee hand be heavy upon me"

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-mad-fish-sponge-bob-angry-gif-12369198217513035864

[fickle otter]

@oblique tundra

[dim lion]

finally! Mod salary

[oblique tundra]

ive been called

[lofty kindle]

How much for EA though?

[plain scroll]

[echo arrow]

Your a red head??

[untold wraith]

I got Money dw I'll treat this server just right

[stable basin]

yeah discord is crumbling a little right now, i cant even send attatchments at least i got on the fricking app!

[dim lion]

you better

[lofty kindle]

Yes an additional thank you each month!

[fickle otter]

He is trust me

[weary hull]

When are they adding halfsword Jenny mod?

[dim lion]

HOLY COW THATS LARGE

[oblique tundra]

HELL no im not john virginity

[gusty geode]

200 dollars for the game 900 dollars per expansion (get it? EA?)

[restive cove]

id pay 30 for this game tbh

[plain scroll]

You guys are getting thank yous?

[sharp dust]

I'm hungry should I sleep it off

[untold wraith]

How much to make me the ONLY mod in this server

[dim lion]

only the cool ones

[daring plume]

I'd pay $35.. heh..

[fickle otter]

Thank you for your wisdom

[echo arrow]

are you implying that you had sex

[gusty geode]

You get one thank you per dad gif you send in chat

[restive cove]

this game would heavily benefit from some kind of 1v1 mode with friends, doesnt have to be online matchmaking, just pure fun with friends

[restive trench]

play 100 hours and have halfsword+ and have the battlepass and pay for an additional dlc to be able to play 15th century japan

[dim lion]

this seems like a great time to play vintage story with all my friends

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-jokes-aht-aht-dad-jokes-aht-aht-ha-ha-ha-knee-slapper-gif-8120324828952925704

[gusty geode]

Thank you!

[plain scroll]

no chat is already hyper, we will bring the evil people

[sharp dust]

Add a battle pass and you win new weapons

[daring plume]

Let me play 17th century England with muskets and horses..

[fickle otter]

This needs to be pinned

[stone dove]

i cant speak medival what did the announcement say

[cunning saddle]

I’m pretty sure they said they’re gonna work one fixing all the bugs and getting the game out before multiplayer, I may be wrong though

[lofty kindle]

It is in the game.

[restive trench]

that would be 5 more dlcs

[dim lion]

I crave the story

[lofty kindle]

Damn I knew I was forgetting someone.

[plain scroll]

so do i but chat will be evil

[daring plume]

One DLC for every year of the English Civil War (both).

[dim lion]

soon tm

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[untold wraith]

Give me dictorial powers and I'll turn this server into a factory. All citizens of the server must buy 15 tons of steel with their own money and carve multiple life size replicas of willie or else they get banned and shamed forever

[gusty geode]

By “it” they mean 5% of the game and the other locked behind microtransactions

[restive cove]

gimme better stabing mechanics and im sold lmao

[restive trench]

and battlepass to unlock weapons and clothes otherwise you spawn as naked willie in the battle field

[stable basin]

"Within the monethes now at hand," can someone dumb this down for me because i couldnt understand it; what isa monethes

[gusty geode]

Crusader kings looking ahhh

[sharp dust]

Making stabbing with a knife easier

[daring plume]

Braies are $10.

[cunning saddle]

[gusty geode]

Soon™️

[wild sun]

Every time you die in-game you gotta watch a 30 min ad or pay 5 bucks to go ad free 🙏

[gusty geode]

Means month

Or months

[fickle otter]

Make it so we can recreate moves from Fior de Battaglia

[daring plume]

Five? Rookie numbers.

[stable basin]

thanks

[untold wraith]

Micro transactions called willbucks when?

[gusty geode]

I can read it because I too, am illiterate

[echo arrow]

@indigo hare can you fix discord by chance so we can send images??

[restive trench]

and each bullet costs 1 dollar, otherwise you can only melee with the bayonet (sold separately)
gameseer hire us we will make this game tons of money

[fickle otter]

He must rest another 80 years

[untold wraith]

6 reactions put me in the hall of fame atp

[drowsy finch]

He can but he won’t

[daring plume]

It's the 17th century, you don't get a bayonet. Your only melee option is to swing your powder bandolier like a flail, musket butt strikes are $7.

[lofty kindle]

Beyond our control.

[cunning saddle]

You have to pay 10 bucks for kick DLC aswell

[fickle otter]

Lies

[plain scroll]

Easter could do it if he wasnt at work. Trust

[restive trench]

but then the musket breaks from impact you gotta buy a new one that costs 15 dollars

[gusty geode]

Unfortunately doing that would have us subjected to disintegration

[daring plume]

You can buy a metal butt end for an additional $20.

[gusty geode]

I would do it too but this whole work thing is looking pretty nice rn

[restive trench]

treat kicks like coins, you buy 25 kicks with 10 dollars special offer

[neat tundra]

Of course the millisecond malware responds to me discord shits the bed for eternity.

[fickle otter]

[forest falcon]

I can run halfsword on max settings lezgoo

[cunning saddle]

Eventually it will rust and you’ll have to either buy a new one or buy they battle pass to unlock another one

[restive trench]

which still breaks after 7 kills

[gusty geode]

Not for long

[spark quartz]

Ew it's stinky Lenny

[fickle otter]

A man is thirsty as he watches other men drown

[daring plume]

If you spend $150 you can buy a hanger sword that breaks after four strikes, it's a pretty good deal.

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-the-fugitive-mask-gif-13647211

[untold wraith]

They're adding guns next update but warned it may cause lag gg

[fickle otter]

All I need is u bbg

[echo arrow]

It’s very likely someone here is from Seattle..

[daring plume]

Shooting Willie in the face with an arquebus would unironically be really fun.

[plain scroll]

dONT LIE

[fickle otter]

Noooo

[cunning saddle]

My computer crashes when I open Minecraft on the lowest settings

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hay-money-sleep-gif-14635828

[oblique tundra]

multiple times read the name

[stable basin]

so was it this server alone that broke discord or is discord literally and conveiniently just down at the same time that everyone was pinged

[untold wraith]

Mantic you warned me before but now I'm gonna warn YOU. Mods make mantic bald at ONCE

[plain scroll]

Finally i can cosplay Willie

[fickle otter]

Being bald is not bad

[daring plume]

Half Sword devs after implementing these user-friendly changes to improve the average player's experience with the game:

[cunning saddle]

Mods, chop off his Willie

[whole shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[restive trench]

horse physics may lead to fatal errors

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-alert-myth-false-not-true-untrue-gif-17082868

[subtle rock]

Damn chat dead already no more million messages at once

[untold wraith]

Gave willie a willie with precision accuracy and has next level physics. May cause system 32 to explode

[wintry aurora]

No

[plain scroll]

[subtle rock]

shoot them both

[fickle otter]

Is her name Willie Halfsword?

[plain scroll]

Dont advocate for this

[sharp dust]

If she was thinking of you the whole time why wasn't it with you

[untold wraith]

No wtf. She's for the streets if she said she "gave him her body"

[subtle rock]

bro tryna spread peace

[fickle otter]

I'm advocating for it ohhhh augghh in advocating for it yeahh

[dim lion]

worst ragebait

[wintry aurora]

Cheating is cheating

[sharp dust]

I'm gonna sleep

[daring plume]

It won't let me send a picture, I was trying to attach the TABS horse. 💔

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

[restive trench]

discord tweakin

[still matrix]

Hi, I have a question, what is "itch mode" ?

[fickle otter]

Ever played TABZ?

[dim lion]

honest answer, don't use a public discord for relationship advice, my guy.

[untold wraith]

She'll do it again. No doubt in my mind

[daring plume]

I have not, is it still alive?

[tender shadow]

Sure, forgive but don't let them eat at your table anymore. Respect yourself, respect their wishes

[restive trench]

its an old build on a website called itch.io, its outdated

[wintry aurora]

Yes but don't just instantly forgive you needa respect yourself enough to let go

[prisma aurora]

[forest falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im5KVDhMmkQ

[subtle rock]

The scenario he's talking about isn't real btw

[fickle otter]

Not really but it was peak

[still matrix]

oh, I see

[dim lion]

I know

[autumn laurel]

none of you are REAL!

[untold wraith]

100,000 people in this server btw

[subtle rock]

fib

[daring plume]

Shame, I'm just thankful for all the cosmetics it gave. Full Carolean set meant I could make Seven Years' War units.

[dim lion]

sigh
A public halfsword discord.
You literally said it yourself, it's for HALFSWORD. not dating advice.

[restive trench]

no, leave her and do a backflip to gain points to recover, you may need more points so you just gotta hit a grind on the railing of your staircase

[autumn laurel]

just proved the point of not asking a public discord for advice

[untold wraith]

So why are you asking? You either want an opinion or you already made up your mind

[dim lion]

if you actually have relationship issues, this isn't the place, otherwise don't bring it up.

[plain scroll]

you missed him call it the worst ragebait vro

[fickle otter]

No that's tabg
TABZ has zombies

[subtle rock]

Can we either decrease slowmode or disable it now since there's not 60 people typing at a time

[ivory fjord]

"I can fix her" - you, unfortunately.

If this is genuine she's manipulating you. Go find someone who respects themselves as well as you.

[daring plume]

OH, I see, I didn't know they were different.

[prisma aurora]

[dim lion]

we can think about it

[fickle otter]

Call Nixon the way my Richard make her watergate

[subtle rock]

then why are you hooligans treating it like it's a real person asking for real advice in a real scenario

[untold wraith]

Bro found out about discord emojis

[dim lion]

it's called giving people the benefit of the doubt and not just assuming the worst out of everyone?

[ivory fjord]

I like thinking every 30 seconds

[plain scroll]

[subtle rock]

Bro think he the thinker

[waxen rock]

[dim lion]

well, since we are going there, remember when you were talking about your relationship issues here? I do.

[daring plume]

Good plan.

[subtle rock]

why give the benefit of the doubt to a blatantly fictional debate

[untold wraith]

If anyone advocates for a cheater sybau (respectfully)

[restive trench]

THERR ARE LIKE 4 PEOPLE OTHER THAN MODS TYPING IN HERE
surely 2 mods and a community manager can moderate 4 people on 10 seconds cooldown

[dim lion]

this isn't a productive conversation, just stop.

[dim lion]

nah

deal with it

[cunning saddle]

Don’t be, as Willie might say, a cuckold, dump that broad

[untold wraith]

You expect a productive conversation out of a Discord server?

[restive trench]

your breath stinks and toothpaste wont fix it

[subtle rock]

yea and it was real stuff not something from the Internet lol

[ivory fjord]

Only if you preface that you were only with em physically but emotionally you've checked out the hotel 😛

Still a bad idea. Have respect

[dim lion]

I'm sorry yemil do you know this person irl? Because I sure don't.

[prime sluice]

Atp not even for the streets but for the sewers

[fickle otter]

She was the Renaissance that pulled you out the dark age but she was also the Ottoman empire that invaded your Constantinople

[dim lion]

When people aren't going off on stupid tangents, it generally is.

[untold wraith]

Blueberry is "opp"enheimer

[dim lion]

[subtle rock]

get this guy some media literacy and reading comprehension

[dim lion]

God you are insufferable sometimes

let us moderate, yemil

Quit backseating

[untold wraith]

He kinda got u tho

[subtle rock]

This isn't about moderation like at all

[ivory fjord]

I sure as fuck would lmfao

[dim lion]

I asked you to stop several times. This isn't the place.

[plain scroll]

yapmil no yapping

[fickle otter]

Tell them their daughter violated the sanctity of your betrothal

[untold wraith]

Blueberry c'mon thug. A lil bit of lore makes a great character for a broader future

[prime sluice]

git your balls up n tell em ig

[dim lion]

you are actively arguing against me trying to do what a moderator should do, not assume shit.

The yap in your name is showing smh

[fickle otter]

1984

[prime sluice]

tell them she only said "only gave body not mind"

[ivory fjord]

Friend, what do you gain from obsessing about what other people do with their discord day. Do you do this to everyone in YouTube falling for obvious bot accounts baiting people too? I highly doubt that. Let people be stupid, if that's what it is

[subtle rock]

This what he referring to

[dim lion]

he does this often tbh.

[dim lion]

Frankly I don't care, yemil

[subtle rock]

then don't lol

[dim lion]

Stop backseating like a mf

[ivory fjord]

I can understand the sentiment, but that just wears down on the person more than anything else

[untold wraith]

Frankly? Who's frank and why does he have ly

[dim lion]

You're the one that is giving me an issue

God this chat sometimes bruh

swear we should age-gate this shit 😭

[subtle rock]

All I said was it's not real he's just baiting and youre whining about it

[ivory fjord]

my coffee ono!

[fickle otter]

Authoritarian Regime

[untold wraith]

It is.. by discords tos

[restive trench]

bro shut up you didnt do your wordle yet

[dim lion]

Yemil I'm sorry but you are blind and from the very beginning I acknowledged it was bait.
The only person being a pain in my ass now, is you and you alone.

[valid rapids]

What did you guys pick for half sword price to be I picked 15-20

[subtle rock]

You acknowledged it was bait and kept interacting as if it wasnt lol

[dim lion]

Nah I'm talking 18+

[restive trench]

i picked 20-25

[valid rapids]

20-25 damn

[plain scroll]

he was trying to shut that down but you kept yapping at him

[dim lion]

goodness gracious this is such an unproductive conversation yemil

[subtle rock]

Why bro rali hater

[dim lion]

can it already

[untold wraith]

Blueberry gettin jumped by hooligans i ain't got nun to do with it mods spare my soul for if any of these fools are convicted know that I am not associated- after you said 18 plus now i am associated wtf are you smoking

[fickle otter]

25-30

[restive trench]

wait you guys adding willie sex to the server?

[dim lion]

adults generally are much more productive to talk with.

[lunar stream]

this game was so peak

[prime sluice]

5-10 🤷

[untold wraith]

That's at LEAST 3/4 the server blue

[ivory fjord]

$30. They deserves it for me

[fickle otter]

1984 they are taking the children

[restive trench]

she wont sacrifice herself to ra for a kopesh so i am hating

[dim lion]

it would be a better place

[haughty vine]

30

[subtle rock]

Of course my liege

[dim lion]

Atta boy

[restive trench]

says the one who didnt do his wordle today smh

[dim lion]

yeah cause I gotta deal with this shit

[raven ore]

todays wordle is driver

[dim lion]

false

[subtle rock]

We gotta sacrifice her forcefully then

[restive trench]

no it isnt

[cunning saddle]

Why does this place need to be productive

[fickle otter]

If you wanna talk to adults go find some other server

[prime sluice]

well sorry my broke ass wants to keep having ts game wo needing to spend 30 dollars 😭

[raven ore]

proof?

[valid rapids]

I guess it would be fair for 30 bucks but l don't have that much for One video game :( 🥀

[untold wraith]

You're a moderator for a reason blue. If someone breaks rules warn them. Otherwise its just something everyone gotta deal with because this server will probably never see a 18 plus limit

[restive trench]

maaaaybe 🤔

[dim lion]

actually to be fair we reserve the right to make this an adult only server if we want. Hell, there were talks of it in the past.

[haughty vine]

I picked 30 because this game has passion, love what the devs are doing so far, but I can understand that yeah

[neat tundra]

I actually voted first in the survery and I hacked the form so the highest answer was 20000000 dollars, and I asked them to stop the count right after.
So half sword will be 20000000 dollars guys you are all welcome

[dim lion]

only a couple reasons it's not

[ivory fjord]

Not that I hate kids, but this game feels like it should be a mature game

[plain scroll]

[subtle rock]

gotta start saving then 🦧

[restive trench]

my dad owns the city of new york 100% true trust me bro

[stone spade]

idk why I thought that was Tony Stark for a second

[raven ore]

i believ u...

[cunning saddle]

Shit I’m gonna need a payment plan

[dim lion]

yeah I definitely wouldn't let my niece play this with the gore on or anything like that 😭

[restive trench]

no hes proof

[raven ore]

goatee? slick back hair? Thats tony stark!

[prime sluice]

omw to beg elon for the money

[dim lion]

I cannot argue with this logic.

[neat tundra]

Just steal it vro, he doesn't deserve it

[ivory fjord]

Yeah fuck that, absolute insanity

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-stan-lee-jokes-tony-stank-gif-12657135

[autumn laurel]

face blindness be like

[restive trench]

mods, please actually lower the slowmode a bit the chat isnt that active PLEASE

[minor meteor]

genuinely not a bad idea, since the game itself is super violent

[autumn laurel]

dont tell me what to do 😠

[prime sluice]

I dont wanna be the first person to go to mars without a spacesuit vro 💔

[neat tundra]

Ohb shit Gavin?
You're the voice actor? you're in the credits!?!?

[stone spade]

1st wave ai generated image

[cunning saddle]

Nah he’s just gonna shoot you into space so you starve out in the cosmos

[dim lion]

it's lowkey far too late with how large the server has gotten, but I don't disagree to an extent. Then again, one of our mods is under 18 and is arguably more mature than many fully fledged adults we see here— so there's two sides of the coin haha

[minor meteor]

oh yeah i voice act and this isnt a lie im totally not a different gavin or something

[valid rapids]

I miss Stan Lee 😭💔

[subtle rock]

Adults of half sword, what is your take on minors witnessing video game gore?

[prime sluice]

Whats with the child down right side???

[dim lion]

AI generated slop

bro got into the markers

[prime sluice]

real

[untold wraith]

Not true i put that on the great leader and his fathers before him

[minor meteor]

yeah, i guess the idea itself isnt bad but actually doing it would prob be a nightmare

[cunning saddle]

When I was a kid I would watch live leak with my friends at sleep overs

[stone spade]

it's virtual blood who gaf

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/crayonmunch-gif-15827279450659787579

[restive trench]

make the server 16+ on sam's birthday

[subtle rock]

that's also my birthday so I'll get to stay too 👅

[untold wraith]

I like green more

[prime sluice]

whew thought the right child got beaten or some shit until I saw the M on the clowns box

[stone spade]

I should clarify I think anyone old enough to actually play the game properly like around 15+ would be fine who cares, if you're younger than that how

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-merde-the-offic-argh-scream-gif-21560129

[subtle rock]

Birthday of terror and agony

[untold wraith]

Can i get uhhh.. BONEless pizza?

[prime sluice]

yes

[dim lion]

yeah I was considering deleting it tbh, probably gonna— since at least one person couldn't distinguish it was AI 🥀

[cosmic rain]

omg i ❤️ surveys

[untold wraith]

Ok now the 30 second slowmode is too much even by my standards of misspelling and fixing it then sending

[prime sluice]

Bro sorry I dont see it directly man

[dim lion]

you have the edit feature for a reason

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-whining-whine-arnold-schwarzenegger-stop-gif-5676616

[cosmic rain]

You my goat for the nickname

[fickle otter]

Discord is fixed

[dim lion]

no I'm not blaming you, AI is getting crazy with its shid

[restive trench]

NOOO begone
yay

[dim lion]

Just saying that if at least one person thought it might have been real, tis enough for me to just delete it

[autumn laurel]

each time someone complains about slow mode we'll keep it enabled for an extra 30 minutes

[subtle rock]

Ban ai content from half cord

[prime sluice]

Finally somebody whos with the same opinion

[plain scroll]

Yoo barony is free to try. Bluborb teach me barony

[dim lion]

[restive trench]

im going to put sand in your eyes

[untold wraith]

I saw it for half a second 💀

[minor meteor]

i'd react true if i could add reactions

[ivory fjord]

Man I just remembered my dream from last night, I got to go to the store and buy groceries. My life is a mockery

[dim lion]

My stepmom shows me ads she thinks are real all the time but I have to look closely like "... Is it?" 😭 It's getting too good man

[dim lion]

Hell yeah ! How long is it free for?

[ivory fjord]

Barony is free???

[plain scroll]

3 days

[restive trench]

whats barony

[cosmic rain]

guys I REALLY REALL REALLY LOVE SLOWMODE SO MUCH PLEASE GIVE ME MORE

[cunning saddle]

I had a dream where my parents got divorced and me and my mom moved to Moscow for some reason

[minor meteor]

MORE SLOWMODE!

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-hand-hand-police-arrested-cops-gif-8984479754761632346

[dim lion]

Peak, download that shit rn we gon play td

[plain scroll]

it took 2 seconds

[cunning saddle]

2 minute slow mode when?

[indigo hare]

Im turning on the mod team. Bring down slow mode

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[prime sluice]

I sometimes have my mom calling me to show beautiful men, then need to proceed to waste 5 minutes explaining to her that its ai because of the lighting and weird movements they do, also the texts on the jackets

[dim lion]

okay fine but only by 15 seconds

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-moai-emoji-moyai-walking-moai-gif-14737404419214689957

arrest him

[dim lion]

Sigh

[restive trench]

hey can i get the game too and play with you guys if i get my pc fix

[cunning saddle]

Mods deport him

[stone copper]

slow mode 30 seconds is wild

[autumn laurel]

go on?

[ivory fjord]

remove his entrails!

[prime sluice]

what are those images

[cunning saddle]

Scams

[small pagoda]

i picked that too

[ivory fjord]

Crypto scam I believe, or phishing links

[stone copper]

is slowmode 30 seconds for a joke or is it genuine

[prime sluice]

ah ok

[cunning saddle]

Something about Mr beast and promo codes

[restive trench]

liar !!

[ivory fjord]

Awh 😦 I wanted barony
Oh well.

[stone copper]

only free in the uk
we literally invented swords n shit

[untold wraith]

Mods didn't increase slowmode i HATE it here

[merry wyvern]

Discord unfucked?

[restive trench]

maybe

[prime sluice]

look at the top of "buy barony"

[stone copper]

it was fucked in the first place?

[cunning saddle]

Who else is excited for the militsioner playtest

[untold wraith]

No just less people in chat

[restive trench]

no button :( maybe i gotta do it on pc

[subtle rock]

dih

[merry wyvern]

It was, or still is, no one could send images

[prime sluice]

or just tap on the "play barony"

[stone copper]

are you fr? ive been waiting for that game for as long as i remember
at this rate im gonna talk to multiple people in one message this 30 seconds is wild

[plain scroll]

It literally says play for free. This is a skill issue

[dim lion]

Blind ass

[restive trench]

nothing happens
maybe its a pc only thing

[dim lion]

You're on the PHONE

Goobie

[prime sluice]

maybe try on pc

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[restive trench]

I THOUGHT YOU Could add it to your library and it gets removed after 3 days

[stone copper]

it stays in your library you just have to cough up some dosh to play it again

[restive trench]

normally you can claim free games on phone and add them to your library
maybe you cant do it for the free samples on phone

[untold wraith]

Why is slowmode still up? Genuine question. Chat died out for the most part.

[spark quartz]

Mcwonder is taking his daily elderly man nap

[restive trench]

mods are too lazy to moderate like 3 people so they still have the 30 seconds slowmode

[mellow wren]

wonder how performance is going to be in early access

[restive trench]

probably better than we have now

[dim lion]

we are also doing other shit

[ivory fjord]

See now you whining is just making it funny to keep it in place lol

[dim lion]

now I'm just gonna leave it outta spite

[spark quartz]

Blueberry no 😭

[dim lion]

nope, live and learn

[restive trench]

its not like everything is going to break in those 10 minutes you look away from the screen 😭

[dim lion]

It literally always does tho

[spark quartz]

I didn't even do nothin 😭

[dim lion]

It's always the moment we aren't here

The second we go to play vintage story particularly

Bam, summons the GOONS

[neat tundra]

(They are planning a revolt and will immediately abuse the lack of slow mode)

[restive trench]

give me mod it wont happen thrust me bro

[autumn laurel]

its funny because we dont get affected by slow mode 😄

[spark quartz]

Hello John Lithuania

[plain scroll]

This is literally what happens everytime

[tired dome]

this guy is probably the easiest boss

[untold wraith]

Thrust me bro

[dim lion]

[restive trench]

NOT FAIR smh taste our pain

[dim lion]

Oh my god I didn't even read that

[indigo hare]

That’s hilarious

[spark quartz]

MANTIC MY BELOVED BRIT

[plain scroll]

SILLY HEAD MY BELOVED PURPLE CAT

[dim lion]

[restive trench]

minor spelling mistake it wont happen again thrust me

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/now-kith-mike-tyson-gif-13249709

[untold wraith]

Hes Br*tish?

[spark quartz]

Yes

[snow saffron]

oi

[indigo hare]

Oh I missed your trash talk. Can’t let that go. Im being lazy AT WORK

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097907363954032691/1379467252125929525/Uk_wololo.gif

[restive trench]

youre lazy now you get demoted

[spark quartz]

Please turn off slow mode PLEASE I will let yall know if it gets nuts in here

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-you-to-promise-me-mike-mclusky-mayor-of-kingstown-please-make-a-vow-to-me-i-require-your-assurance-gif-13013971431200564474

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-pepe-think-pepe-the-frog-wojak-gif-13571840648507225174

[snow saffron]

i fucking love this game so MUCH god

[dim lion]

okay fine but only if you're a good chat

[spark quartz]

Mantic I've let all the mods know when some crazy shit has gone down

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-pat-on-head-stitch-gif-16763870062622428958

[tired dome]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[dreamy mango]

✅ #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 15 seconds

(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)

[restive trench]

i promise you i wont spam bitcoin scams when you turn off slowmode

[frail nacelle]

Absolutely not

[plain scroll]

okay it aint happening anymore

[spark quartz]

Bruh 😭

[untold wraith]

Good boy

[restive trench]

thanks bluebru

[agile helm]

just got here you stupid bald idiot

[small elk]

I just looked at my steam and I have 300 hours oh lord

[spark quartz]

Thanks gooblooby

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/esports-ur-not-starting-your-not-starting-youre-not-starting-starting-gif-24988757

[plain scroll]

thats not nice

[agile helm]

you should see what i do to him in game 🥴

[frail nacelle]

I've not touched half sword in a bit because I'm playing GTA IV again ._.

[dim lion]

valid tho

[craggy forum]

how long is the slowmode

[spark quartz]

I wish there was a separate role for regulars so we can be separated from those who only flood chat when there's an announcement

[restive trench]

15

[untold wraith]

Im not starting im stealing

[plain scroll]

Start a nice garden with him i hope

[frail nacelle]

I love going bowling

[restive trench]

THATS WHAT IM SAYUNG but they dont like that Idea:(

[untold wraith]

(stealing steam keys to half sword and mass spreading them from feee)

[dim lion]

these kind of videos scare me

[graceful fog]

Hey, i've got a problem with the games performance since the last update, before the update i could run the game on epic with the vsync on no problem, very smooth, but now it is absolutely unplayable, it lags a lot on low, no vsync.
Can someone tell me what is wrong?

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-gore-of-my-comfort-character-spongebob-meme-incidental-37b-reaction-image-oh-thats-gif-10174208917287232393

[untold wraith]

Delete system 32

[spark quartz]

I mean it could lead to problems like some feeling superior than others but Easter is literally a mod so

[restive trench]

there is this option called dx make sure its set to dx11

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-quiet-hush-silence-gif-19474264

[graceful fog]

thanks man, gonna try that brb never comes back

[plain scroll]

stop spamming

[tired dome]

it could be using ur integrated graphics

[autumn laurel]

chat seems to be getting crazy again

[jovial loom]

i cant add reactions in #announcements this is #homophobic /j

[plain scroll]

1 minute slow mode?

[spark quartz]

Militoos

[autumn laurel]

mmm

[graceful fog]

alr tried it, same problem

[restive trench]

they should make it so that level 10 gets no chat slowmode

[frail nacelle]

please slow the chat down to at least five minutes so I have time to read

[graceful fog]

what is that

[spark quartz]

What's the command for the thing militus said

[dim lion]

Try turning vsync back on? I find it helps a lot with thos game.

[untold wraith]

If you slowmode tax us again we'll revolt istg

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[graceful fog]

tried it

[restive trench]

well then idk how to fix it sorry

[spark quartz]

Haha yeah there it is lmaooo

[agile helm]

coward

[graceful fog]

thanks for trying to help

[merry wyvern]

SCrotum

[tired dome]

your cpu could have a gpu in it which is way slower than ur regular gpu and sometimes games will auto use it

[agile helm]

you cant say that

[violet garden]

8 hours methinks!

[dim lion]

hmm. I honestly do think something with dx12 optimization since I've been having a bit of issues too lately

[graceful fog]

and the fix is?

[untold wraith]

That's programming lango

[frail nacelle]

flibbertigibbet

[tired dome]

are u on windows 10 or 11?

[graceful fog]

tried it

[agile helm]

your life will soon be forfeit

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[graceful fog]

11. first, how do i know that is actually the problem?

[dim lion]

well, I'm just acknowledging that it may be an issue with the recent update. I've noticed it too

[tired dome]

you dont but even if im wrong there wont be any difference in performance
wont be worse or better

[untold wraith]

U ain't tuff bud

[tired dome]

n if im right it wont be laggy anymore

just search up "graphics settings" in bottom left and press add desktop app here if you dont see halfsword

[tired dome]

And then find where ur half sword exe is idk where u have it
and double left click the .exe

[indigo hare]

FEELING superior?

[merry wyvern]

Made a flag for Overthrow. Not gonna mod it in because I'm lazy.

Says "Free Everon."

[tired dome]

then open this and put it as high performance
if this doesnt work then idfk what the problem is

[spark quartz]

Example A

[indigo hare]

Green isn’t your color

[spark quartz]

Easter youre superior at pretending to be superior

[untold wraith]

Go to #halfsword-chat-⚔ for no slowmode tax 🤫

[indigo hare]

Im pretty good at it

[tired dome]

to find your half sword file u can just go to steam right click and find the button to browse local files

[indigo hare]

Deep down I hate myself

[restive trench]

"Why does this guy get no slowmode and i do??? this is superiorism favoritism this is BAD!!!"

[mellow wren]

mod life is tuff 🥀

[spark quartz]

As any 47 year old would (same Holy shit I hate myself immensely)

[indigo hare]

Haha so true king you definitely are 47

[tired dome]

47?

[indigo hare]

NO

[spark quartz]

Yeah Easter is 47

Well technically 46 but same difference his birthday is in a couple weeks

[indigo hare]

Who spells silly as sillie

[restive trench]

agent 47

[agile helm]

like arma overthrow

[mellow wren]

i trust he is 47, he smokes pall malls

[tired dome]

sillie is wild spelling 😭

[merry wyvern]

Yeah

[graceful fog]

will be trying that, thanks in advance

[spark quartz]

Easter does indeed smoke pall malls

[merry wyvern]

I've yet to try Antistasi on Arma 3.

Only thing I don't like about Overthrow is that you currently can't build barracks in captured bases to spawn friendly AI, you can only hire them to mount MGs, I believe

[restive trench]

he's like very old

[merry wyvern]

There's also no Game Master version of Overthrow, so I can't spawn the barracks

[lofty kindle]

#1382446020906057868 message

[mellow wren]

nice jpgs

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

I bet these are horrific

[mellow wren]

and he's on time out 😭

[untold wraith]

"BONUS"

[graceful fog]

unfortunately its the same, thanks for the help though

[spark quartz]

It appears they were horrific

[untold wraith]

Do i get the money? Mrbeast pls

[spark quartz]

Once again the level system working

[untold wraith]

Oh no mr. Beast noo 😭🙏

[restive trench]

mrbreast giving away FREE bitcoin??!! that HAS TO BE reaL!!!!

[untold wraith]

Like my grandma always told me.. the Internet never lies

[spark quartz]

True

[restive trench]

exactly

[untold wraith]

Why u gotta know?

[restive trench]

dev survey

[lofty kindle]

I will be comparing these results against the frequency of complaints I have been getting about people getting cut in half/dismembered by slow or non moving weapons.

[untold wraith]

Smart

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-spongebob-gif-19413970

[restive trench]

why does halfsword chat have no cooldown but gen chat does!! thats not faaaair :(

[indigo hare]

#rules about illegal activity

[merry wyvern]

Current kit until I find a smile balaclava

[spark quartz]

That does happen a lot tbh

[restive trench]

looks coo

[autumn laurel]

thats for normal server members

its what i decided

[indigo hare]

So true king so true

[violet garden]

Thanks for keeping the streets safe Moai

[lofty kindle]

Fixed it.

[spark quartz]

Well not a lot but, enough methinks

[restive trench]

mod abuse!!

[indigo hare]

I cannot argue with that

[restive trench]

thanks mcwonder
i was hoping for another fix but i guess that works.....

[violet garden]

McWonder I PayPal u $4 take slowmode off plz…

[lofty kindle]

I have a suspicion allot of people do not understand what the gore settings change, most people assume it just means more blood.

[restive trench]

hey at least its fair :shrug:

[spark quartz]

I feel like people getting chopped in half happens more with glitchier weapons like the scythe and when swords are stuck in opponents

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hobbit-tempt-gandalf-dont-tempt-me-gif-5609024

[restive trench]

does gore slider actually effect performance?

or blood slider only

[dim lion]

McWonder might not take that deal but I sure as hell will

[restive trench]

ALSO THANKS NO COOLDOWN

[lofty kindle]

Only blood.

[spark quartz]

I feel like I've noticed it especially in the 4v4 modes

[restive trench]

okay thanks

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/imhere-arrived-ive-gif-17714778118192259903

[spark quartz]

Like when there was no blood it worked great but with blood it lags

[restive trench]

no i mean gore

not blood

the sliders

[spark quartz]

Like from white castle?

[lofty kindle]

Yeah it is due to the plugin being used. GHM is working on an awesome replacement system.

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/locus-locus-solutions-csgo-hvh-bladee-gif-20644802

[restive trench]

idk what you mean but you know how you can go to game settings and change the blood and the gore sliders

[violet garden]

Wow, attempting to take a bribe wtf. I’m telling McWonder

[restive trench]

i know that more blood means less performance but i dont know if more gore effects performance

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-snitches-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-tattletales-damn-snitches-gif-18477256

[dim lion]

who's mans is this bruh

[restive trench]

or at least i didnt mcwonder answerd and said it doesnt

[atomic aspen]

yo daddy

[dim lion]

wh

[forest falcon]

ay the slow mode is off

cool

[restive trench]

he seems like a lovely medieval knight

[merry wyvern]

Found smile balaclava

[dim lion]

he listens well, at least.

[restive trench]

yes blueberry got bribed to remove it

[forest falcon]

man i missed it

[restive trench]

call him and see his progress

[zenith dirge]

im eating some falafel rn

[restive trench]

well sucks to suck i dont miss it

[zenith dirge]

mmmmm falafel

[forest falcon]

i'm downloading cyberpunk

[dim lion]

maybe later

[restive trench]

i eat that everyday, peak

[zenith dirge]

tasty falafel is better

[violet garden]

This is inaccurate to the character of Willie. Please get me in contact with the creators of this AI so I can have words with them.

[dim lion]

okay hold on let me get him

hello

[forest falcon]

Need to download blender tomorrow

[dim lion]

[daring jay]

https://giphy.com/embed/3pqaqMZdJko7Ujj4ZR

[restive trench]

okay now, put it in a sandwich, put tomato slices and a bit of chips, some salt and a bit of cheese and heat it

[zenith dirge]

nah

[restive trench]

fair enough

[zenith dirge]

but the place i got it from does do that

[restive trench]

it tastes so good

like that

[dim lion]

phew

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[restive trench]

what you blending

[dim lion]

I'm safe this time

[dim lion]

domain expansion

crackhead

[forest falcon]

Willie

[untold hearth]

"rougelike" 💀

[forest falcon]

homeless fist

[dim lion]

that's
the definition yes

[restive trench]

if i known the poll was going on i wouldve voted

[dim lion]

too late

safe

[restive trench]

i cant gurentee i wouldve voted in your favor though

[restive trench]

basically the abyss

[dim lion]

Halfsword music parody of Coldplay when

[restive trench]

halfsword willie aw man parody when

[dim lion]

Fallen Willie — a halfsword parody

[sick mist]

ngl those blood physics look better than the current ones

[merry wyvern]

Got the Flux Raider

[daring jay]

prob bc there arent as much walls to test it on

[restive trench]

hopefully the blood rewrite will be better

[daring jay]

id love to see the progression one like exanima

[lofty kindle]

Those blood physics have not been released.

[restive trench]

i just ticked all the boxes man those ideas are peak

[daring jay]

lol

[merry wyvern]

Yeah buddy, I've got the Gay Sex edition of the game

[restive trench]

youre not special

i too got this edition

and i have over 100 hours in it

[merry wyvern]

You don't have the multiplayer one that me and Galaxy have

Fucker

[sick mist]

the crosshair looks like its the one from the itch io version

[restive trench]

NOOO

its ok im going to

bribe the devs

[worldly vapor]

i hope slowmode is off

yay

[lofty kindle]

Correct that footage is in engine we can toggle crosshairs at anytime.

[indigo hare]

Sounds like a challenge

[restive trench]

i wish toggleable crosshair is a thing in early access

[merry wyvern]

Not possible

[lofty kindle]

This is up to Frank. It is a well known frequent request.

[restive trench]

aw dang it

[drowsy finch]

I personally don’t see whats so good about it

[worldly vapor]

im sending 50 roubles to Frank in the mail

[restive trench]

i hope he adds it

[worldly vapor]

why do you hate rali..

[restive trench]

you get to see where your crosshair so you can manage move your weapon better

[restive trench]

because i suffer from evil bitch syndrome

[lofty kindle]

The crosshair is bad IMO. It makes players focus on the wrong area and teaches bad habits.

[spice frigate]

Hello

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-hiya-ry-gif-21298940

[drowsy finch]

I deadass just didn’t get any use out of it

[spice frigate]

[drowsy finch]

Like it added nothing to my experience

[worldly vapor]

Its when you are chronically an evil bitch

[drowsy finch]

Syndrome that makes you an evil bitch

[merry wyvern]

Sheep Syndrome

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[worldly vapor]

Im lowkey gonna read rn and grow my brain size deadass ong

[restive trench]

imo a small dot will make aligning swords much better
i have a hard time making my sword in a forward high guard position and a small dot telling me where my crosshair is will make it easier for me

[lofty kindle]

The overwhelming majority of players that played the OG abyss disliked it and agreed with the removal.

[restive trench]

its mostly a skill issue on my part so it being toggleable is good

[restive trench]

because the crosshair was a big cross

[drowsy finch]

I’m personally indifferent, I don’t see what it added or took away

[restive trench]

a small dot wouldve been much better

[merry wyvern]

Overthrow Resistance Propaganda

[lofty kindle]

The problem is that the crosshair tracks your mouse not your weapon. The nature of the weapons physics is not tied to the cross hair. This is what creates the elastic flow of swings (some people call it floppy arms).

[ivory fjord]

Having a cross hair in this game feels weird anyway, considering it's not a shooter, nor will it need shooting people are just used to their hands being held throughout games.

[merry wyvern]

Add nukes to Half Sword

Halfway Assured Destruction

[lofty kindle]

Honestly with the dissolving gore effect that would go hard.

[restive trench]

but the weapon movement depends on your mouse? and there was this video i saw which categorized different poses you can man into different curves so you have this curve that goes close to the head that makes you able to high guard and you have this curve at the button near the legs that make you go into big swings mode

[worldly vapor]

Even when ranged weapons added I think its good because then you actually have to aim your shot like a real firearm

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ponkes-gif-23611860

[radiant anchor]

I would totally play a rank based progression version of half sword with progressive saving injuries, items, and gear. Kind of like blade and sorcery or cddz (if you've played).

[worldly vapor]

Half sword dungeon crawler

[radiant anchor]

That would go insane

[restive trench]

the crosshair would make it easier to decide which curve im at and makes adjusting poses much better, a lot of times i want to hit a high guard but willie is holding the sword behind his head and i dont know what should i do to make him move the sword in front of him so i lose a bit of time

[radiant anchor]

Imagine cleaving a small goblin in half

[drowsy finch]

Placebo effect 😟

[worldly vapor]

im imagining just a really short willie running around with a dagger

[radiant anchor]

exactly

[potent pivot]

Goblins give dark and darker ptsd

[radiant anchor]

YES KING

[potent pivot]

Why is my name still this 🥀

[worldly vapor]

dark and darker with half sword combat

[potent pivot]

Amazing idea

[crimson wind]

captain spanky

[lofty kindle]

The mouse moves your weapon which in turn moves your weapon. Because of the dynamic physics the tip of your weapon can drag behind where your mouse is currently (depending on how fast you swing). Inertia exchange is not instantaneous like it would be if it was active physics vs dynamic physics.

[restive trench]

and again, the crosshair would be better if it was just a small white dot with a black outline rather than a big cross that takes a lot of space and would be better if you could toggle it

[worldly vapor]

like the kcd crosshair

[radiant anchor]

But uh imagine this: You get your arm cut off, and spend rank points to cauterize the wound, you can buy armor, but not reattatch your arm, because duhhh. You can upgrade your weapon by changing its proportions and weight, the placement and type of your armor, and what care to apply to injuries.

[potent pivot]

B o w s

[worldly vapor]

crazy one armed axeman willie

[radiant anchor]

And then you go back into a gauntlet area

Imagine having a legendary duel with an npc just for your next match to be with them again

Some insane stuff

[restive trench]

i get that i just meant it would help posing more
it wouldnt help swining but rather guarding and posing

[ivory fjord]

Meh. You can do that without needing a cross hair to hold your hand. I play most games like this if I can help it, nowadays.

Yes it's nice, but it's not needed. I'm sure there will be mods that make that possible for players.

[restive trench]

hell nawh

[worldly vapor]

its literally a dot

[restive trench]

that wont work well for a physics-based game

[radiant anchor]

Counter argument: Arrow lodged in your skull.

[lofty kindle]

It's more of a star.

[restive trench]

i thought you meant the full on 5 arrows

star kind of thing

[radiant anchor]

Guys can we add brain damage to half sword

[lofty kindle]

||PLANNED||

[lofty kindle]

Brain damage is already in the Demo.

[crimson wind]

i can imagine my character going ooga booga mid match

[lofty kindle]

Your using a bow, show the cross hairs with any other weapon.

[stuck sail]

can someone translate to me what the latest announcement is talking about please? 😂

[stable basin]

you mean it?

[radiant anchor]

Yeah but more in the way of accruing damage to the point of brain bleed to have physical reprocussions from that one mace willie.

[stable basin]

“halfsword EA soon, take our survey so we know what you wanna see”

[lofty kindle]

In the coming months, we’ll be sharing new locations and mechanics that let you strike down your enemies in even more exciting ways.

In the meantime, we’d love to hear how you’re doing and what you think of Half Sword as it stands today. Your feedback will help us refine, balance, and improve many aspects of the game, so we can deliver a deep and authentic 15th-century combat experience when we launch into Early Access later this year.

[radiant anchor]

Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add arrow getting stuck in armor, shields, and shield damage.

That would be so sick.

[stuck sail]

aah thanks

[lofty kindle]

Alright well played, I should have specified non-ranged weapons.

[cinder axle]

Awwww is there no channel where you can share your own ideas?

[stuck sail]

ty

[restive trench]

when you said kcd i immediately thought of this

[lofty kindle]

Anytime.

[radiant anchor]

Considdering armor can be damage over time, it'd be so neat to have weapons and projectiles get stuck in armor and shields.

[worldly vapor]

People usually just call that the star iirc

[radiant anchor]

That way you have to considder a tradeoff of keeping your good, but weighed down gear, or opting for undamaged, weaker gear.

[restive trench]

i think the problem with bows is how are they going to make pulling arrows work

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-unamused-whatever-oh-well-so-what-gif-10171209

[worldly vapor]

hold alt

[restive trench]

making the bow fully physics based

so you can adjust the force and the pull weight

[lofty kindle]

Franky has plans.

[cinder axle]

Hello may I share an idea i had and ask what ya'll think?

[restive trench]

yeah i meant coding wise

[ivory fjord]

I'm gonna use the bow and strangle willies with it

[worldly vapor]

code it in java

[restive trench]

oh fair

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-yes-smile-glasses-smiling-gif-2265373269127069515

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-yes-smile-glasses-smiling-gif-2265373269127069515

[ivory fjord]

#1047240101152960525

[radiant anchor]

Dude.. you know how sometimes weapons get stuck in willie and you need to grab them to prevent a limb from being lopped off? We could have the same with arrows and such.

[restive trench]

nuh ub python better

[cinder axle]

Well i wouldn't call it feedback or a bug

[worldly vapor]

I code in lua

[woeful cypress]

@lofty kindleif i donate can u add it for mac

[worldly vapor]

itll be 40 roubles buddy. fork it over.

[lofty kindle]

It is for all feedback and suggestions.

[cinder axle]

Ok

[restive trench]

one of the devs said they will do it if enough demand is on it

[woeful cypress]

bro thats 2 quaters

[ivory fjord]

Well if you can read the description of that channel, it tells you that it can be used for suggestions for future development.

[stone sedge]

Y'all undervaluing this game fr fr

[worldly vapor]

40 roubles. take it or leave it.

[lofty kindle]

We will need to do a poll soon and see how high demand is for MAc support.

[woeful cypress]

ty

[restive trench]

i put 20-25 because thats fair

[cinder axle]

Oh ok sure that is kinda what feedback is

[worldly vapor]

frank is going to make it 10 dollrs over whatever the majority answer is

[restive trench]

im thinking 20-30 is the best range

[radiant anchor]

Oh dude Idea, organs are already added, so why not add eviscerating your enemies.. and getting eviscerated like in the old demo?

[lofty kindle]

This is for Early access pricing which will be discounted from full release.

[stone sedge]

Ahhh

[stuck sail]

that's what I went for it's a really fun game

[autumn laurel]

its not ready

[worldly vapor]

30 dollars .

[stuck sail]

but i wish i could do PvP

[ivory fjord]

Come to think of it, I've been sending that gif for years. I still don't know where it's from.

[radiant anchor]

ah

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/visionary-flora-gif-24458016

https://tenor.com/view/elysia-peachyspring-elysiadance-honkaielysia-flowerelysia-gif-9876192431536116031

[restive trench]

pulling out someone's organs is my best memory from the old demo

[ivory fjord]

It is hard to code that in a way that doesn't end up like smash bros netcode
which is to say, ping dependant and painful

[radiant anchor]

With your bare hands

specifically

And then keeping them alive.. good times.

[restive trench]

holding his organs and running around

[worldly vapor]

They already gonna have LAN splitscreen type shi I think

[lofty kindle]

All the static organs are planned to be physically active. The new entrails model is brutal. Fiberman doing some great work with the insides.

[worldly vapor]

we could have a half sword LAN party

gus?

[radiant anchor]

Dude.. that's sick!

[restive trench]

steam remoteplay mod

[zenith vortex]

2 ducats

[ivory fjord]

And that'll be great, cuz it's from the same system as opposed to online stuff. It's gonna be a blast with friends.

Bring back lan parties!

[radiant anchor]

30 ranked points

[lofty kindle]

Once the local splitscreen is out you won't need a mod!

[worldly vapor]

apparently yea u can also do it online with remoteplay

the splitscreen

[zenith vortex]

if you get 100 rank progression points you get early access

[restive trench]

yippe

[radiant anchor]

I recall the splitscreen mod

[zenith vortex]

trust me i have connections

[radiant anchor]

Oh man that'd be sick if that comes out

[worldly vapor]

is there gonna be LAN where 2 players can fight on the same network but not on the same PC

[lofty kindle]

The splitscreen mod was cool. The native splitscreen was better. It has only been shown at Tokyo Games Show though.

[zenith vortex]

half sword was at a game show?

[radiant anchor]

Yea. I found a bug with the photo function to play the game with multiple willies at once.

[lofty kindle]

Undecided the splitscreen has not been fully fleshed out. Other mechanics take p[priority.

[cerulean surge]

Yeah I went with that as well

[storm siren]

was anybody here for that argument with that dude about religon and baiting
hes talking about it in another server and I need context cuz theres not much left

yesterday

[lofty kindle]

Have you made a report?

[worldly vapor]

Im spreading rumors that LAN is coming soon

[radiant anchor]

No, because it seems dependant on the use of third party software

[lofty kindle]

If they were banned here their message history is purged.

[worldly vapor]

make a bug report complaining that your mods dont work

[radiant anchor]

Lol

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-dennis-ill-kill-you-i-will-dice-you-into-a-million-little-pieces-then-put-those-pieces-in-a-box-gif-21400942

[restive trench]

i remember hearing about a dude being banned today morning, talking about religion here is banned, he was warned multiple times then banned when he ignored the warnings

[radiant anchor]

Egypt lore

btw

[zenith vortex]

The game would definitely be worth money hell when I first found out about it I thought even in its current state it'd cost like £5 I just don't pay a lot of money for games

[lofty kindle]

Ah fair enough!

[ivory fjord]

and honestly, if they got banned, it was for good reason. theyre probably a shitter in hiding.

[storm siren]

yeah thought so, just needed some witnessed to remember what he said cuz hes like "i was being respectful and the were insulting me"

[ivory fjord]

the mods here are pretty reasonable

[radiant anchor]

But dude, imagine a pvp buhurt mode..

[worldly vapor]

Was it that guy who was daytrading

[restive trench]

i dont know tbh

[lofty kindle]

It would be fun.

[restive trench]

i saw like 2 screenshots

[radiant anchor]

Jerry just got disembowled, and he's gotten up! but OH david comes crashing down from the heavens above with a morning star, better luck next time slick!

[zenith vortex]

I swear at higher ranks the enemies get weaker

[storm siren]

whats funny was in the server he posted his like dyno logs and hes in in a server named gooncord?

[ivory fjord]

oh did the daytrader nerd get banned already?

[storm siren]

like hello??

[restive trench]

it was the dude who got banned from goooner server for posting nsfw and the screenshots were of him complaining in another server

[zenith vortex]

If I slashed through a peasant's chest he'd still be willing to come at me with a barstool

[ivory fjord]

lmao

[radiant anchor]

The indomitable willie spirit

[ivory fjord]

waht a creep xd

[stone sedge]

I wonder how many people would rage about this in PvP

[zenith vortex]

But oh? A great knight of the realm comes at me and I land a lucky hit? He's down like crumpled paper

[ivory fjord]

fucking owned

[storm siren]

yeah how do u get banned for that in that server

[restive trench]

yeah thats the same dude i saw screenshots of lmao
he was warned multiple times by mods but didnt listen so he got banned, pretty deserved

[zenith vortex]

god I love when that happens

[radiant anchor]

Wait till they get a load of the particle accelerating jab

[zenith vortex]

the what

[radiant anchor]

The this

[restive trench]

nsfw he sent wasnt good enough idk lmao 🤷‍♂️

[lofty kindle]

Welp either way the topic was against server #rules it's drama from another server now, so let's move on now.

[zenith vortex]

im more interested in the fact thats a custom weapon

how'd you do that

mod?

[storm siren]

yes, i guess i got what i needed, cuz people in the other server were like "what??"
so im giving context
moving on

[ivory fjord]

mod.

[radiant anchor]

You can do that with any polearm

And infact, your bare hands

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/carlin-george-carlin-shit-balls-shit-comedians-gif-24667349

[restive trench]

there are custom weapons mods on nexus

[radiant anchor]

If you hit the divide between their neck and upper torso just right they explode

[zenith vortex]

The medieval peasant when I FUCKING OBLITERATE HIM WITH SWITZERLAND'S FINEST

[radiant anchor]

Or in the stomach and lower back divide.. or armor divides, or.. litterally any space between bones or..

It's really consistant.

[zenith vortex]

please tell me there's a bayonet mod

[zenith vortex]

Or at LEAST a katana mod

[restive trench]

there are multiple

[ivory fjord]

goodness gracious the LHC was huge as is

[zenith vortex]

I dont care that its anacronistic. I just want to die in a bayonet charge

[lofty kindle]

Already out.
#modders-guild-hall

[zenith vortex]

trust me bro 1 more accelerator bro

[restive trench]

idk what do you mean exactly but when i say weapons mod i mean melee weapons

[radiant anchor]

Anyways, tata for now, I shall be heading off for a bit

[zenith vortex]

we'll figure out physics bro 1 more bro

[zenith vortex]

ik i mean like

[tawny bear]

the new era !

[zenith vortex]

a polearm reskinned or smth as a ww1 rifle with a bayonet

no shooting mechanic

[radiant anchor]

I've sent someone all the way to the spectator stands

with a well placed liver blow

[zenith vortex]

this

[lofty kindle]

Dislocated jaw to a caved in temple. Savage combo.

[restive trench]

nope i dont think that exists

[zenith vortex]

ah well I got my katana

[stone sedge]

The pitchfork is good for particle accelerating, too

[restive trench]

there is this viscous weapons modpack i recommend its good

there is also chroma's weapon pack but so far it only has the weapons no armors

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[restive trench]

oh i wonder who did this command

mustve been the wind

:clueless:

[woeful cypress]

wish i could play but they havent added mac support 👀 ]

[restive trench]

mcwonder can you add the clueless emoji

[atomic aspen]

[zenith vortex]

Have you tried Proton?

Idk if it works on mac

[woeful cypress]

whats proton

[zenith vortex]

Might do???

[restive trench]

one day mac support will be added, you just gotta wait maybe a very long while