general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

This is me

Because of you

[pearl coral]

i need to play helldivers with some folks

the only guy who wants to play with me is actually braindead

[gloomy urchin]

yuh im bored already

[pearl coral]

we have 1 reinforcement left and he’s driving into heavy camps with no grenades

or he’s calling a 500 kg bomb on extraction before leaving and then manages to glitch and kill us all with it because he wouldn’t just get in the ship like i tell him to

[cosmic rain]

If we being fr give the dude a super soaker and he wins

[plush harness]

will willie be in the early access?

[cosmic rain]

No

[noble badge]

Willie has been shot and killed

[spark quartz]

Name them fart eater2

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/riXKAUuySfY

[blazing relic]

@gloomy urchin

[merry wyvern]

Holy shit I almost had a heart attack I thought I sent this old German ring I found to this chat

[honest crest]

Willie Jr will be featured

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1373443580684931102/image0.gif

[viral anchor]

Are there more tricks with hand swapping? Like in polearms for more momentun in swings

[calm relic]

John Fitzgerald Kennedy is still alive at 108 and is living in Vietnam

https://tenor.com/view/homer-smile-simpsons-gif-11742885

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-b1-battle-droid-sings-keane-somewhere-only-we-know-droid-somewhere-only-we-know-somewhere-only-we-know-droid-gif-17345742201222948762

[raw orchid]

i think i broke my willie

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-i-broke-my-boy-better-call-saul-cry-mike-breaking-bad-gif-26345598

oh

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[loud comet]

not the first and not the last time in my life

i will have them as much as needed

[raw orchid]

you will get there soon my friend im p sure they changed it so you only need level 2 not level 3

[loud comet]

time to yap 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-i-broke-my-boy-better-call-saul-cry-mike-breaking-bad-gif-26345598

[sacred oriole]

bro

I died again with man at arms

I hate this fucking game

FUCK

[calm relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1376002818648834168/AlfredTheMid_-_1926328439264452637.gif

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

@drowsy finch

[royal finch]

how do i save my guantlet progress

[vague tinsel]

cope

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[astral ether]

Hello everyone

[indigo hare]

I don’t believe you

[vague tinsel]

People lose in game and bitch about it in chat lol

[vague tinsel]

hi

[astral ether]

One person was attention whoring about it at one point

[astral ether]

How are things going with you?

[vague tinsel]

Fine, you?

[astral ether]

Doing well, thank you, just kinda hanging out

[astral ether]

Trying to figure out what I want to do, at that point of having like 50 unplayed games in my steam library and no desire to play any of them lol

[calm relic]

go help the chinese defend shang hai in helldivers 2

[vague tinsel]

Aren't we all lol

Yall have a good one I am going to bed

[astral ether]

Rest well!

[loud comet]

is general chat and offtopic - the same thing?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/black-mesa-military-hecu-zombies-warzone-gif-21132316

[bitter igloo]

No

[loud comet]

what's considered off topic there

[bitter igloo]

Not HS

[loud comet]

is it the name of chat or not this server as a whole?

[pearl coral]

where do you see offtopic

[loud comet]

i just said

can i discuss most out of topic stuff here?

by asking this

[loud comet]

there is none

that's why i wavered

[pearl coral]

this channel you can talk about anything within the rules, in #halfsword-chat-⚔ you can talk about things pertaining to the game

[loud comet]

[worldly vapor]

philosophy is NOT allowed.

if you speak of Philosophy you will be DRAWN and QUARTERED,

[spark quartz]

RALIRALIRALIRALIRALI

[loud comet]

Helldivers II?

[pearl coral]

yes

[loud comet]

i'm not philosophical in english

[worldly vapor]

what language are you philosophical in

[drowsy finch]

Hai :)

[loud comet]

russian

[drowsy finch]

Best strategem btw

[pearl coral]

i love it

[drowsy finch]

It's downright necessary

[cosmic rain]

Found heat at goodwill

[pearl coral]

every single game i run one true flag, ballistic shield, railcannon strike, grenadier emplacement

[cosmic rain]

[pearl coral]

always between 40 and 90 melee kills

[loud comet]

i just thought

no one cares about russian military history until 18th century 😭

[worldly vapor]

in the russian servers he is analzying crime and punishment

[loud comet]

Renaissance was metal

[loud comet]

i never read it

[astral ether]

lol

[loud comet]

ye

[worldly vapor]

[loud comet]

also i didn't read War and Peace

[worldly vapor]

[astral ether]

also why is your username baboon but your pfp is a chair

you fucking liar

[worldly vapor]

If you can not read war and peace in a single sitting you will never be a true intellectual

[loud comet]

you talk too scarcely for "chronic yapper"

[loud comet]

i'm no intellectual

i live in shithole in the Far East of Russia

[spark quartz]

Weak hai

[spark quartz]

Cyka blyat

[worldly vapor]

the hermit of lake baikal.. that is your title

[loud comet]

my region borders North Korea and China and there is always some stuff with foreign fishermen

[astral ether]

get to know me then lmao

[spark quartz]

Is it like stalker irl

[loud comet]

speaking of stalker

[astral ether]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Metro go hard

love those games

[spark quartz]

So true

[loud comet]

my geography teacher (female) believes in Baikal anomalies

with UFOs charging there

and sacred hills where camps burn

[astral ether]

I always found that kinda stuff really interesting

of course I don't believe in it, but that doesn't mean it's not fun

[loud comet]

LMAO

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[astral ether]

sometimes you just gotta ask "what if it's real?"

[loud comet]

It's 1000 km to Baikal from there by straight line

[astral ether]

makes life interesting

[worldly vapor]

i realize that now.. my bad..

[loud comet]

the biggest local lake split between Russia and China is Khanka

[loud comet]

the radioactive shit with weird-ass fish

as i heard

idk about it tho

[worldly vapor]

why is it colored like this

[loud comet]

maybe reflection of the clouds idk

maybe dust from that never ending sandstorms in China

whatever it is

[worldly vapor]

why does it also look like this

[loud comet]

yoooooooo

[worldly vapor]

I looked it up its chlorophyll-rich phytoplankton

[loud comet]

i wanted to joke about Xi but this server prohibits politics

so i won't

[loud comet]

phew

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/this-that-winnie-the-pooh-winnie-gif-11951473459897905957

[loud comet]

we are not cooked

reading rules is irl cheat code

jurisprudence major is power

[worldly vapor]

im obsessed with the far east of russia and northern canada as the last remaining areas that are mostly free of human development

i was on google earth staring at them

[loud comet]

probably northern Far East of Russia

[worldly vapor]

the far east of russia and north of canada have so many tiny lakes its amazing

[worldly vapor]

relatively northern but also like the middle area

[loud comet]

Blagoveshchensk looking at chinese city

or like Yakutia?

[worldly vapor]

ye

this general area

some cities in here but like

its mostly wilderness

and kanada here

it used to be that almost the whole world was as popualated as these regions

thats so cool to me

like

it used to be that germany had no cities and it was just completely forest

north africa, tunisia, used to have giant forests

[loud comet]

interesting fact

[zenith dirge]

dont tell him about alaska, mongolia and alot of western china

[loud comet]

Eastern Siberia nearly completely lost permafrost

[worldly vapor]

I KNOW THE BORDERS ARE NOT EXACT, BUBBY.

I KNOWP!!

[loud comet]

Antarctida

[worldly vapor]

I mean green areas... forest..

normally green places have people

but here it isnt so!

[worldly vapor]

glbal warmning?

[loud comet]

ye

[worldly vapor]

this is crazy

[zenith dirge]

mmmmmm tasty green pancakes

[loud comet]

i wanted to send swimming nuclear power plant but no image perms yet

[worldly vapor]

its making swamps

[loud comet]

i like moss ngl

what a vibe

[worldly vapor]

sibera has a vibe to it

siberia

[loud comet]

some people don't consider the Far East as Siberia

[worldly vapor]

mb

[loud comet]

many still do

[worldly vapor]

like vladivostok area I could see that not being siberia

[loud comet]

since Siberia is everything past Uralic

[zenith dirge]

remote middles of nowhere my beloved

also dont tell @worldly vapor about mapcrunch

[worldly vapor]

it put me here in turkiye

[loud comet]

https://sun9-49.userapi.com/c10204/u27290484/21885074/x_3c131630.jpg

[worldly vapor]

it put me in Vinland Saga

[loud comet]

Okinsky Plato in Buryatia i think

[zenith dirge]

it takes you to random street veiw locations, and it always has a "view of the day"

[loud comet]

Oka Plateau?

idk

[loud comet]

nice colors

[loud comet]

where is that

i can see some

ehhh

resembling wind farm

in the left

[zenith dirge]

dead willie

[worldly vapor]

top left

its like

sweden or smth

[worldly vapor]

the roman emperor Otho shaved his legs and armpit hair

[coarse nest]

#savethewillies

[zenith dirge]

the romans/greeks were weird as fuck lol

didnt the romans have freak parties?

[worldly vapor]

can confirm that what Otho was doing was NOT normal.

Shaving armpit hair was common though. Commoner.

More common.

Men shaving leg hair was... feminine, and therefore disapproved.

Didnt stop otho

hes too based

[worldly vapor]

Supposedly emperor Tiberius on Capri was running a didy party 24/7

[pearl coral]

something being automodded also means you shouldn’t bypass it

come on now

[zenith dirge]

sean combs

puff daddy

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[worldly vapor]

im not abusing it is the diference..

[pearl coral]

allusion to the man in question is forbidden

[zenith dirge]

the one who must not be named

[worldly vapor]

Michael Jordan in a white suit

wait wrong basketball player

I meant Lebron James.

[zenith dirge]

owner of bad boy records

founder?

idr

[worldly vapor]

48-hour legal guardian of Justin Beiber.

[pearl coral]

both of you quit

[zenith dirge]

wilfred

wildead

gregory

[worldly vapor]

I regard my past self as an alien almost wholly divorced from me

[zenith dirge]

halfy hector

[loud comet]

kinda makes sense if he was present during the battles

nowadays, you-know-at-what-war, it's common recommendation

[worldly vapor]

why

[loud comet]

YOU COULD DO THAT

[zenith dirge]

eyeball francis

[zenith dirge]

yes

[loud comet]

so bandages are closer to the skin

and tampon can be put right into the wound this way

[worldly vapor]

quite sensical

but he also shaved his face

which was more normal

[loud comet]

oh

well, he wasn't a "barbarian" i suppose

[worldly vapor]

but I think he was just compulsively neurotic about shaving for some reason...

[worldly vapor]

yea in the year 69 it was the style to be clean shaven

[loud comet]

damn

it seems like he was getting ready for the 21st century

[worldly vapor]

until the Chad Hadrian reintroduced bearded beauty to the 'Managed Democracy' in 117 AD..

[loud comet]

yoooooo

that homo genius

[spark quartz]

Don't quit guys defy the leaders

[worldly vapor]

hes really just so charming

[loud comet]

both in diplomacy, domestic affairs and domestic affairs with his wife

(never slept with her)

[loud comet]

looks familiar

idk why tho

[worldly vapor]

He had a feminine male of younger age as his companion as well

his name was Antinous.

[loud comet]

LMAO

[worldly vapor]

He drowned in the Nile. Rest in peace Antinous.

[loud comet]

his name means "opposite in character, resisting"

irl tsundere

[loud comet]

now that's a lore drop

[worldly vapor]

Afterwards he became a God.

Good news for Antinous!

[loud comet]

WHAT

i just thought

i learn latin and japanese like im trying to become roman ambassador

[worldly vapor]

latin is so sick im taking latin 1 next year

[loud comet]

gotta be weird combination

[loud comet]

i'm at Language Simp (not ad) server and 2025 is latin challenge year

i kinda did nothing except anki for the first half tho

i need to finally open a textbook

[worldly vapor]

im simply haphazardly learning german

with anki

I can talk about pineapples and um

Cars

[loud comet]

ananas?

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-he-knows-the-riddler-riddler-paul-dano-gif-27011163

[loud comet]

surely not pineapple

[worldly vapor]

Ananas = pineaple..

[loud comet]

i mean that it's ananas everywhere except english

and japanese

パイナップル (painappuru)

[worldly vapor]

because its derived from the indigenous word for the fruit

I think actually

[zenith dirge]

educational content

[worldly vapor]

it might be exactly the indigenous word for pineapple

for some reason English didnt adopt it i dont know why

[loud comet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupi–Guarani_languages

meant "excellent fruit"

[worldly vapor]

Very true

[loud comet]

thank you bubby

but why is orange juice put into plastic bottle

and pineapple juice in glass

[zenith dirge]

idk

[worldly vapor]

German is peak except for the case system

And moving house and changing clothes being the same word

that is not peak.

[loud comet]

i just thought

переехать (pereyekhat') is the same word for "to move house" and "to run over someone on a car"

[worldly vapor]

😭 😭 😭

[upper hound]

Is it just me or does the player model kinda look like Joe Rogan

[loud comet]

yes

that's why it's possible to do spin kicks

[upper hound]

Roundhouse to the face!

[worldly vapor]

I think willie looks like the rock

[upper hound]

But the rock isn’t a white dude

[upper hound]

I think Willie looks a little like Sean Strickland

[upper hound]

No… it can’t be

[worldly vapor]

Behold willie's final form

[upper hound]

That’s the boss with the long wooden spiky stick

God I hate that guy

[zenith dirge]

i just had a thought

imagine manhunt with halfswords gore system

[wraith zenith]

pitch fork is way too OP

[upper hound]

Brutal

[strange tendon]

Waiting on kcd2 to go on sale🙏

[unkempt fog]

I am become APP

[zenith dirge]

how the fuck

[unkempt fog]

I AM BECOME APP WITH MAGIC!

[worldly vapor]

i am transformed back into ein mensch..

greet me, underlings!

[zenith dirge]

hola

spears are op as fuck

[forest falcon]

Dwayne "The Limestone" Johnson

[noble badge]

The Chalk

Dwayne "The Chalk" Johnson

[raven ore]

john the chalk wayne

[zenith dirge]

shawn the shale simon

[worldly vapor]

giant falchion is underrated imo

[zenith dirge]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H1RcmoZ0C70

[narrow herald]

@dusty rampart

[forest falcon]

g'day Manshits

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

why do they dig themselves

[gloomy crest]

ashes to ashes dust to dust

also why is it so quiet theres 20k people online-

[worldly vapor]

night time

im sleeping rn

[gloomy crest]

ah same

[dusty rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/buff-engineer-tf2-tf2memes-tick-tock-gif-27378624

[narrow herald]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[safe night]

How could I possibly be jealous of you when I make your monthly payment in a year?

[viscid schooner]

does anyone know any really good point and click adventure games

stuff like the neverhood

[gusty geode]

Good morning people

[forest falcon]

hello lenny

[worldly vapor]

henry stickmin colleciton

[worldly vapor]

1:28 AM goes so hard

[forest falcon]

Drunk Joe 🗣️

[dreamy crystal]

Hello chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286801049906184339/1366903288099770519/20231212_080740.gif

[vagrant tree]

Sober Joe 🗣️

[restive trench]

PEAK

[viscid schooner]

i played that already

and i dont think that counts

is that a point and click?

i guess it is

[worldly vapor]

BOOYA!

BOOMSHAKALAKA

[nimble karma]

I get whachu get in 10 years -- in two days

Ladies love meeeee

[fading linden]

does anyone wanna see the "skin their back" technique?

[tawny bear]

i already did

[blazing relic]

Stop pinging me

[loud comet]

WHAAAAA

i can't escape them

idk how there are boykisser fans everywhere

[blazing relic]

Ew no

I hate boulders

[loud comet]

[blazing relic]

FUCKINH AUTOCORRECT

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-cry-sad-gif-280871813615664274

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/finn-finland-cick-bald-gif-20662247

[blazing relic]

Boykissers*

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

T9 gets us all

[gusty geode]

So does boykisser virus

[fading linden]

if you win and die at the same time you just become naked next round

[blazing relic]

I avoided it

[fading linden]

why did the devs add cheeks to willie?

[remote laurel]

willie is man as god imagined

[fading linden]

did god imagine that liam

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/all-tomorrows-the-qu-qu-alien-all-tomorrows-qu-gif-3975859087545994335

[remote laurel]

plate man

[tawny bear]

i wanna 3d print a life sized willie with joints

[remote laurel]

[gusty geode]

Chkixken nfufugfet

[tawny bear]

half sword could do one it would be funny

[remote laurel]

people already sell life sized willies

[gusty geode]

Omg Willie action figure

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-vibe-gif-24179784

willies

[gusty geode]

Like the old action man dolls that had the buttons to kick and punch

[gusty geode]

I, Willie

[chrome lynx]

just got the demo today and it's absolute peak

bright future ahead

[graceful flax]

blood mohawk

[loud comet]

YOOOOOOOO

he looks like

i can't find panel good enough

[wraith zenith]

ive completed the entire thing with a pitch fork it took sooo long dude oh my lord

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-aot-crawl-gif-14785445

Rod Reiss

[loud comet]

what did you do more: stab them or bonk in the head?

[finite ridge]

i playing for the first time in a few weeks and the game is so difficult now, i used to get multiple finished runs in a row but not im getting cut in half from tiny hits?? what changed?

[loud comet]

#updates

more damage to vital organs

and less to non-vital

[wraith zenith]

in the higher stages i had to try to get one really good stab and then drop the fork to pick up their preferably a mace to kill the others with

it was painful

[loud comet]

i like mace

[wraith zenith]

but in the end i got my legs chopped off like 87 times before i somehow got it throught he bottom of his place somehow

[loud comet]

but getting weapons out of the knights is painful

[wraith zenith]

i got genuinely pissed when i had to restart because i died instantly on the end guy

[loud comet]

instant death is my biggest fear

[wraith zenith]

atleast its something to be proud of.. peasant fist tier next guys? LOL

[finite ridge]

they really should tweak that for stuff like disemboulments

[loud comet]

now that big knife

[finite ridge]

also if i lodge a axe in someone colar bone sthey shouldnt walk it off

[loud comet]

that can properly chop

[loud comet]

but i do

[wraith zenith]

i think the pitchfork should genuinely be nerfed a little because one hit in the arm or leg/shin and they give up instantly

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

imagine balance talks when this game gets multiplayer

will be worse than WT

or it's not that bad after all

[wraith zenith]

im not touching ultimate challenge until the crashing is fixed no way in hell will i be using no blood again to get baron because i have no idea what damage im doing with no gore

[wraith zenith]

nah the weapons are great some clipping through plates like i did to the final boss before ultimate needs to be fixed but thats about it

[finite ridge]

i lost 3 runs IN A ROW to that crash, in the last 2 months they still havent fixed it to my knowledge

[loud comet]

what crushing

ultimate challenge specific?

[wraith zenith]

honestly if you get ratio'd by a homeless dude with a gardening tool in full plate armor then you may need to go and practice atp

[finite ridge]

yea when facing the baron

[loud comet]

ATP? More like

CQC

[wraith zenith]

i dunno how blood even causes it but if its turnt off theres no problem

[finite ridge]

onl on last stage, for me it happened of the 4th wave every time

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid5-cqc-melee-disarm-venom-snake-gif-25558317

[finite ridge]

yea for me i had to turn everything gore off and it was horrible

[wraith zenith]

yeah right when i turnt it off i started doing ass

i got baron the day the update came out and took like 9 hours it was so fucking bad dude i kind of regret it

[finite ridge]

yea it doesnt give any feedback, i dont even know if im doing damage without blood or gore

[wraith zenith]

and all that just for it to be tuned down in difficultness like a few days later

[finite ridge]

they made it way too easy

[wraith zenith]

yeah no rips in clothing either like the playtest before the gore was added

[wraith zenith]

yeah if i can get to ult with a pitchfork on second tier and genuinely rush through it with no problem until i reach knights theres a problem

and its not like theres a problem with the AI

[finite ridge]

legit i used 2h axe untill full knight armor

they nerfed the axe sadly though

[wraith zenith]

did they really?

i havent noticed ive been using them alot recently

[finite ridge]

i think so? it feels way more weighty and close short strikes dont dimember as easily

but that might just be for all weapons

[wraith zenith]

yeah i get more tired easily when using them even with the stamina boost from the factions but thats about it

[finite ridge]

yea it honestly might just be that the game had some general damage changes

[wraith zenith]

does plate armor give up after some beating like from blunt weapons or am i crazy

[finite ridge]

it does visual damage but idk about actual damage

basically any blunt weapon destroyes knights

[wraith zenith]

imagine playing multiplayer just for some dude to hit you between the visor with a farming tool and kill you instantly in full plate 😭

[finite ridge]

lmao

i am so excited for full release

[wraith zenith]

i was hitting one with his own mace in the leg and it seemed like it broke that and his arm broke as well since i kept hitting him

[finite ridge]

the new bone breaking is great too

[wraith zenith]

samee i hope theres voicelines for the germans and such since theres obv german armor coming

[finite ridge]

yea thats gonna be awesome

[loud comet]

why the fuck there is Star Destroyer flying in Fortnite

[finite ridge]

litterally no clue what fortnite is up to

[loud comet]

first Darth Vader saying n-word and shitting the Sequels

[wraith zenith]

weird fortnite starwars colab again

[finite ridge]

Ai darth vader was a mistake lol

[loud comet]

then Grievous as Secret

[loud comet]

let him cook

[wraith zenith]

wait what let me look this up wtf LOL

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majf9ffuzl8&t=151s

[finite ridge]

they got him talking about 9/11 aswell

[loud comet]

ye

and he called each player by his skin

he even commented Dr. Doom's armor in my game

[wraith zenith]

its so bad oh my lord

[loud comet]

https://youtu.be/BYVQDc9T3sQ?si=SBzeZuyPPvMI-qU_&t=103

reminded me of this video

[restive trench]

guys check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTYYClpgag

cool guie

[loud comet]

ngl

that's how battle royales should be

flying around as spiderman

some shit bombing you out of nowhere (like PUBG)

if only they both had no bot-occupied lobbies

PVE-ass gaming experience

[spice token]

https://youtu.be/YGCP9QVlo6g?si=LcKrTMhRH_WsBlOs

Love using these guys in Rome total war

[idle crest]

That didn't even go Inbetween the visor, it just punched through it.

[lime harness]

"we're Italians not racists"

some dude manning a cannon "I'm the king of the racists man"

[gusty geode]

@lavish blade

Your mod?

[jaunty knoll]

Bro it will. With an active team like HS they will be working on something bigger. Alongside trying to get early access sorted out.

[unreal bay]

It just had one update recently, thats enough for a free demo

If you want more, then wait for Early Access. Or play a different game, while waiting

WWE in HS

[white prawn]

Chat I just played eldrum black dust

Fun af game

[pale meteor]

Anyone here like arma? I got a kill from a km away before getting off lol

[unreal bay]

What arma is ts

[safe night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015335168841621584/1143714432669724772/caption.gif

[whole finch]

i'm like 80% sure those are both sallets

they may both be armets actually

i'm pretty sure i see no difference there besides the gigantic pauldrons and the decoration on it

still rad as hell ngl

i want fancy armor now

[lavish blade]

not mine but its kinda easy to make

[whole finch]

aren't all greathelms are narrow and tall?

[whole finch]

the point i was trying to make is that the faceplate is has hinges and it's not a greathelm because of that

i think it's a sallet?

[unreal bay]

Too much realism gets annoying. We gonna do a good balance and middle ground

[whole finch]

a bit too large

[idle crest]

Neither of them are even close to being sallets or arnets.

The top gif is a barbuta with a bascinet visor which never existed together, second helmet didn't exist in any capacity whatsoever.

Neither of them have anything todo with armets that's for sure

[dusty geode]

Pigface better

[whole finch]

oh you're right, the sallet has a partial faceplate but that one covers the whole thing

and armets have noses

oh nice

when is the game set now again?

[unreal bay]

Yea

[idle crest]

No an armet is a full face helmet with three distinct skull sections, being a middle skullcap section and cheek plates on each side that hinge near the ears and lock into place covering almost the entire head then with a visor over the face.

[unreal bay]

No

[idle crest]

Like I said, barbute with bascinet visor, it didn't exist.

[whole finch]

i mean the barbuta existed between the 14th and 15th century so it might be around when half sword is going on

[unreal bay]

Is that a threat?

[whole finch]

it's generally a bad idea to threaten violence against people

[idle crest]

No, barbute with visor never existed

It's an erroneous victorian reconstruction of a barbute where they added a visor from an entirely different helmet.

[whole finch]

is there a difference between a barbute and a barbuta??

i looked up "barbuta" and found this

[idle crest]

Didn't exist

[whole finch]

what's this called then?

[lucid atlas]

this will never be added

ugly and unhistorical

Barbutes are never meant to have visors

[whole finch]

can somebody PLEASE tell me what the FUCK i'm looking at

[idle crest]

Read, Its an erroneous reconstruction where two different helmets were frankensteined together.

[whole finch]

smaller image with the visor up

[lucid atlas]

yea right

[whole finch]

holy shit

[lucid atlas]

this isn't even armor its literally just a mishmash of ideas that dont work together

yeah and its ugly

[whole finch]

not realistic or anything this just looks rad

[lucid atlas]

as opposed to actually real armor that people had actually made in mind to protect and be fashionable

[plain scroll]

the helmet is ugly

[whole finch]

are frogmouth helmets going to get added to the game or nah?

[safe raft]

Literally nothing tops the armet, you're delusional bro

[unkempt zodiac]

those are meant for jousting

there isn't any jousting in the game

[whole finch]

yet 👀

[plush harness]

will there be a jousting gamemode in the early access?

[unkempt zodiac]

half sword horse gore

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-hi-ok-black-guy-gif-19319947

[whole finch]

i know if they add horses one minor injury to that thing and the game crashes

[indigo hare]

You’re talking to a moderator not a game dev, also, stupid ahhhh take

[plush harness]

the ihorses will be invincible because Half Sword Games doesn't condone unwarranted animal cruelty

[safe raft]

No, it is THE best. Both incredibly practical, and visually one of the best looking helmets. Hell, it was so good it took the invention of fucking gunpowder to make it go out of style

[lucid atlas]

literally anything that's not that

[indigo hare]

Ok now you’re just being a douche

Gotcha

Go sit in the corner

[safe raft]

EXACTLY

[whole finch]

i cannot tell if that guy is joking with "soylord" or not

[plush harness]

buns

[indigo hare]

He can joke to himself in the corner of the room like the child he is

[plush harness]

will the infamous ACHILLES helmet be in the early access?

[lucid atlas]

bth this is how a barbute is actually supposed to look

[idle crest]

Didn't exist.

[sharp cobalt]

hello chat

[lucid atlas]

okay now your takin it too far lmao

[safe raft]

It's just my opinion of that helmet

[sharp cobalt]

what yall talking about?

[plush harness]

i love the visored helmet

[lucid atlas]

ya could say its dogshit but not say a slur while doing it lol

[plush harness]

i love the milanese

[safe raft]

Oh ok, apologies

[sharp cobalt]

what?

[whole finch]

Seigneur du soja!

[indigo hare]

So god damn peak

[plush harness]

I ❤️ Salletz

[unreal bay]

Slurs are: not Kosher/Sacred/Halal

Keep it simple and friendly

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/small-small-center-zoolander-ben-stiller-ants-gif-5494197

[unreal bay]

Debate like healthy adults, if you can't zip it

[idle crest]

You're glazing a larp helmet.

[safe raft]

Doesn't hold a candle to maximilian armor😤

[lucid atlas]

grotesque helmets my beloved

[whole finch]

beholde

[safe raft]

DEVS! ADD THE MAXIMILIAN HELMET AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[idle crest]

Yo he's literally me.

[plain scroll]

Why no visor

[whole finch]

alright hold on

[plush harness]

it is visored

[idle crest]

They won't because it's not even a medieval helmet, it's renaissance.

[indigo hare]

It’s beautiful

[safe raft]

[whole finch]

where the fuck are the good pngs

be front facing you piece of shit

wtf

alright, there we go

[whole finch]

beholde again

[plain scroll]

Not what i had in mind but its so peak

[plush harness]

the ultimatum

[idle crest]

Unironically, kettle helmet with bevor is based, might as well be a visor.

[whole finch]

add that to the game, if you dare

[stable basin]

needs to be added

[verbal aurora]

Will there be a tavern fight level?

Where you pick up stools and break em over ppl

[stable basin]

there was a thread about drunk fight gamemode

[verbal aurora]

Duddeeee

[stable basin]

a suggestion

[verbal aurora]

That cool af

[stable basin]

so

we dunno but its probably likely

[verbal aurora]

Maybe

[stable basin]

more like maybe yeah

[verbal aurora]

Ye that’d be dope

[stable basin]

it would lol

[verbal aurora]

Just fighting a dude then getting laid out by a stray stool

Think jousting will be a thing?

[autumn forge]

no

[whole finch]

i'm turning this thing into an oc. his name is Bastion and he wields this weapon

[plain scroll]

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-anime-dance-kawaii-anime-happy-gif-27624682

[unreal bay]

That's a guy

[whole finch]

hello sirdueces

[gloomy urchin]

is he

[unreal bay]

Idk

I don't watch anime

But knowing anime it might be

[stable basin]

morning

[gloomy urchin]

idk man

[unreal bay]

Let's ask

[gloomy urchin]

its prolly slice of life

[whole finch]

mf it's noon

[gloomy urchin]

so i doubt they would add that

[whole finch]

somewhere

[unreal bay]

Sliced life

[whole finch]

probably

[stable basin]

yeah exactly somewhere you whale badger

its 8:11 AM right here

[whole finch]

no?

[stable basin]

where i am

it is

8:11

AM

actually

8:12

[whole finch]

nah

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pillar-chase-2-pillar-chase-roblox-no-vapor-gif-7821528757261290306

[gloomy urchin]

21:12

[stable basin]

you will be thrown to the sharks

[whole finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701455648503627837/1273302436668375070/4x.gif

[stable basin]

good point

my apologies good sir

[whole finch]

no problems man

which one of these should i try first

[stable basin]

ive heard potion craft is actually really good

[whole finch]

yeah but i've played it before

nvm you right

[stable basin]

i mean if not, maybe outward

[stable basin]

oh ok

opus ive literally just never heard of

[whole finch]

i think you produce stuff

https://tenor.com/view/op01-gif-26740366

you do whatever the hell that is

alright potion craft time!

[gloomy urchin]

that looks scary

is this freaking modular engineering

[stable basin]

oh yeah it does look like that

[gloomy urchin]

i cant decide whether that looks fun or will make me want to cry

[unreal bay]

Fibberbigebett

[idle crest]

Both

[whole finch]

should I sell potions to nice people, evil people, or both

[wanton portal]

Can someone find me the link to this Roblox hair rq
Thanks

[whole finch]

HOLY SHIT THE SKILL TREE GOT UPDATED

THIS IS AWESOME

[gloomy urchin]

gosh

[idle crest]

One of the many games I bought and haven't played

[whole finch]

play it, it's rar

rad

[dreamy mango]

⚠️WIP/TESTS⚠️

[whole finch]

it's rawr as hell

[idle crest]

Rawr x3

[stable basin]

oh

[stable basin]

you are the last person i’d expect to say this

actually

no you arent but you are one of them

[whole finch]

god i fkn love water

[outer pewter]

Best drink of all time

[idle crest]

I'm like, one step away from being a catboy or something, hope you know that lol

[stable basin]

oh

well i do now i guess

[idle crest]

This is what my steam account looks like unfortunately mate.

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-cat-kitty-cat-meme-holy-gif-9158781132296963462

[idle crest]

And if I did decide to play a game it probably wouldn't be that one, although potion simulator is high on my list.

Being high on my list of games to play doesn't mean much though considering my list of games is probably over 500 long

[stable basin]

i have less than 50

lol

[idle crest]

Lol

[stable basin]

holy crackers 2x

[indigo hare]

600 games and it wouldn’t surprise me if you still had moments where you scroll through the entire list and find nothing you wanna play

[idle crest]

Scrolling through and not wanting to play anything actually scales with the amount of games you have.

[stable basin]

even in my like 40 games i only play 4-5 of them constantly

[forest falcon]

can confirm

[idle crest]

"the curse of much knowledge is often indecision" - paarthurnaux.

Ive probably spent more time reorganising my steam games into folders than I have on basically any of the games.

[tawny bear]

people who host public lobbies and kick you as soon as you join needs to be wiped off the face of the earth

[stable basin]

LOL

[stable basin]

and its usually because theyre trying to get someone specific in

or smth

EVEN THOUGH ITS PUBLIC

[tawny bear]

games have private matches why make a freakin public one then

YES

[stable basin]

yeah no it annoys me too much

[forest falcon]

waiting for his 2 friends to join and kicks anyone else

[stable basin]

i play single player games more than ever now lol

[stable basin]

EXACTLY

[tawny bear]

im new to that warhammer game called gladius and got kicked 7 times

like this one . dont join please . then make it private like bro

[stable basin]

“only friends”

https://tenor.com/view/kendrickcreepysmile-kendrick-lamar-smile-gif-11906780407366638029

[tawny bear]

but atleast they mentioned that only friends unlike the 90% of the lobbies

[stable basin]

right

sTILL JUST MAKE A PRIVATE LOBBY LIKE WTH

[tawny bear]

YEAH LIKE WTF IS WRONG WIT YOUR BRAIN

[strange tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[stable basin]

i mean ok ok lets be fair for a second these are probably like kids who dont know how that works or smth

i AM HOPING

THAT IS

THE PROBLEM

[forest falcon]

one at the bottom saying lobby for friends in russian

[stable basin]

and if anyones interested outer worlds is on sale

16 bucks USD

lol

[tawny bear]

I DOUBT

[stable basin]

i just got the sale email from it being on my wishlist

[tawny bear]

how hard it is to switch the visbility from public to private

[forest falcon]

my wishlist is bugged on steam

i get notifications for games that are not there

through email

[stable basin]

its not! its literally not!

[stable basin]

strange

[tawny bear]

ye game got alot of russians and chinese for some reason

[indigo hare]

I’ve cycled through the same 5-6 games for like a decade now lmao

[stable basin]

theres just games that are EONS beyond the others

[forest falcon]

I have owned terraria for years

[limber gyro]

@indigo hare hi sweetie

[stable basin]

loll

[tawny bear]

you either get the idle host who been there for hours , or the dumb host who kicks you as soon as you join and the one with macdonalds wifi that makes you dc in a min

[idle crest]

Space marine 2 was bad for that in coop

And vermintide 2 could be pretty bad for it aswell

[tawny bear]

Terraria from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!

[tawny bear]

i have vermintide 2 only played with friends

[limber gyro]

@tawny bear heads or tails

[tawny bear]

feet

[forest falcon]

whar

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/medid-patrick-meditate-yoga-patrick-gif-15543956

got kicked again

[gloomy urchin]

WHY DOES SVG PAYWALL EXIST

TS PMO

[forest falcon]

svg paywall?

[limber gyro]

Brain rot speak

[forest falcon]

like for svg files?

[gloomy urchin]

yes.

[tawny bear]

thats appripriate name for this game

[stable basin]

LOL

[forest falcon]

make your own

[gloomy urchin]

hard

[stable basin]

dude you turned him into a low poly goblin

[untold wraith]

I took a picture of my screen

[stable basin]

no. no. NO.

NOT AGAIN

[stable basin]

im talking about his face in general though loll

[forest falcon]

i deleted it

[tawny bear]

i hate you for this

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

[stable basin]

i can respect so little about this, and yet i still have respect for it

[untold wraith]

Get willie in fortnite

[stable basin]

[stable basin]

willie holding a golden scar is a fever dream bro

[gloomy urchin]

YES

I MADE ARROW

FUCK PAYWALLS

[untold wraith]

I can only imagine willie screaming "im cranking 90's"

[quiet haven]

#MakeThisASticker

[forest falcon]

[gloomy urchin]

FUCK YOU. MY ARROW IS RESPONSIVE. MY ARROW IS NOT JUST PIXELS. ITS VECTORS.

[forest falcon]

ye ik

[stable basin]

i cannot imagine a willie fortnite crossover

else i will lose my sanity

[tawny bear]

2 hours trying

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-grab-sazanka-hand-kunoichi-tsubaki-no-mune-no-uchi-in-the-heart-of-kunoichi-tsubaki-gif-25767790

[forest falcon]

@gloomy urchin i made it vector

[gloomy urchin]

GOOD FOR YOU.

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bodybuilder-eating-dinner-dinner-time-heavy-tf2-gif-25053179

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ill-the-puke-sick-gif-20637274

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nuzzle-k-on-gif-7013408987034992323

hi silly

[spark quartz]

I need to uninstall this app bruh

Fuckass app

[gloomy urchin]

this is just pure comedy

[shadow crystal]

theres a game called gladio mori that has multiplayer and its kinda like half sword

the gameplay is more rigid tho

as in less wobbly

if that makes sense

[tawny bear]

do you see this small triangle on his toe. try to fix it

[untold wraith]

Man

Popularmmos gor arrested again

[wanton portal]

Gor

Gore

[safe raft]

🤤

[tawny bear]

i tried it

its not bad but also kinda hard

[shadow crystal]

i mena tahts how i would describe half sword

theres definitely a high skill ceiling

[forest falcon]

golden willie

[shadow crystal]

metal willie

[tawny bear]

vel send me the model

https://tenor.com/view/come-here-come-on-sad-im-here-for-you-come-gif-17176157

[gloomy urchin]

i dont trust this man

[shadow crystal]

i would

[tawny bear]

basel my man

[shadow crystal]

yessir

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[shadow crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[tawny bear]

we have the same brain cell

[shadow crystal]

nah i just copied it to match you

[tawny bear]

still counts

[shadow crystal]

[cosmic rain]

I FUCKING HATE YOU

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-gif-1974600105454603239

[limber gyro]

I love you

[cosmic rain]

Turned my volume up too

Quiet ass video

[tawny bear]

it got me first time too

[limber gyro]

Me if I was a male

[gloomy urchin]

thats a lot of jars

[raven ore]

this guy died in a fire

[cosmic rain]

Good

[cosmic rain]

I hear that a lot

[gloomy urchin]

what is that

[trim copper]

people forming a circle

and

yeah

[cosmic rain]

It's where you get in a circle and jerk ur neighbor

[gloomy urchin]

i think we should ask militus about that

just to confirm

[cosmic rain]

You ask him tho

Present it as your idea

[gloomy urchin]

@autumn laurel hey what does that mean

[fast maple]

chat i got a 100% off coupon on cyberpunk 2077

[trim copper]

imagine if this backfires

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/how-the-heck-should-i-know-butters-south-park-i-dont-know-why-are-you-asking-me-gif-21988809

[gloomy urchin]

cuz ur smart!

[cosmic rain]

You're welcome

[astral ether]

Good morning all

[trim copper]

good morning to you

[fast maple]

i wish there was a misc photos chat

[astral ether]

How’s everyone doing?

[cosmic rain]

Good

My dog is whining in his sleep

[gloomy urchin]

i just forgor what i did for half the day

[cosmic rain]

By my feet

[cosmic rain]

I just woke up 💔

[astral ether]

In a good way or bad way

[gloomy urchin]

can u name last 10 tiktoks u watched

[cosmic rain]

In a cute way

[tawny bear]

wrong . thats me disguised as your dog

[cosmic rain]

I don't watch tiktok

[gloomy urchin]

good

[astral ether]

Very nice :)

[cosmic rain]

🥵🥵🥵 cmere lil bro

[cosmic rain]

Thanks twin ❤️

[gloomy urchin]

i will make sure to report this to local mod

[astral ether]

Never used tiktok

[tawny bear]

but the peanut butter on 🔥

[cosmic rain]

Get away from me

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-smile-happy-pretending-to-be-a-dog-costume-gif-15482607

[tawny bear]

without a custome my diguise will be for nothing

[cosmic rain]

I genuinely don't get everyone's obsession with Hatsune miku

Who TF is she 💔💔💔

[gloomy urchin]

good question i never figured that out

[tawny bear]

a girl that sings and dances

[tawny bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvEkEhl999g&t=1s

[coarse nest]

waddafack

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-that-gif-14729957

https://tenor.com/view/scp-dance-vibing-video-game-groovy-gif-17665027

[coarse nest]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[echo kernel]

act of clod

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/rainworld-rain-world-rainworld-scav-rain-world-scav-gif-10837385642969912998

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-white-survivor-lizard-rock-gif-7714837127556174325

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcats-gif-2463767038369158224

[neat tundra]

Infinite momentum

[astral ether]

[idle crest]

Many such cases, lots of people have only played it with me, also lots of people who have played more than me who I got the game for.

[astral ether]

I have vermintide 2 as well!

Though I’ve been playing a lot more darktide

[tawny bear]

darktide is good

but the default prsioner outfit kills me

[safe raft]

yooo I got that too

[tawny bear]

im not gonna pay for outfits

[astral ether]

Got to level 30 on all my characters, just grinding out penances now

[tawny bear]

dam everyone have vermintide 2

[astral ether]

Earn the free ones through penances or saving up enough ordo dockets

I already did all 60 penances on my veteran, and finishing up my penances on psyker

Honestly thinking I may main psyker

[tawny bear]

i dont have the game anymore i used to play it on game pass

[astral ether]

It’s like $16 rn

Warhammer skulls is going on

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-wallet-i-am-broke-no-money-no-cash-gif-24120042

[astral ether]

Tragic