is there any trainer
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
visual agate
oh sick
unkempt zodiac
is there any trainer
yes
hollow gale
is there any trainer
unkempt zodiac
check nexus mods
lean moat
is there any trainer
on nexus i believe
hollow gale
bubby
zenith dirge
🥰 im not the legal drinking age, and i hate alcohol, but i need a fucking beer
hollow gale
do me a favor bubby
zenith dirge
do me a favor bubby
ok
unkempt zodiac
🤩 the weeb shit in the other room is still going
try playing lincoln park at full volume
drowsy finch
🤩 the weeb shit in the other room is still going
Tell her to turn it down
hollow gale
DESTROYYYY
zenith dirge
Tell her to turn it down
theres no reasoning with her
hollow gale
Tell her to turn it down
no but also do this though frfr
drowsy finch
theres no reasoning with her
Still tell her </3
sleek cedar
theres no reasoning with her
Smack her jk
visual agate
hiaiiiiiiii
zenith dirge
i must throw gmod npcs into the bubinator
hollow gale
i must throw gmod npcs into the bubinator
to ask for anything, i recommend trying to explain your personal reason as clearly as possible
zenith dirge
im just gonna use the bubinator
magical device
throw npcs into it, turn it on, enjoy
hollow gale
"can you turn that down please? I (your reason here), and it's really distracting me. I would really appreciate it" than you do a smiley face irl
zenith dirge
ok i shall try
indigo hare
she said no
Sucks to suck
zenith dirge
hey atleast i treid reasoning
restive trench
just cut that girl in half with your berserk sword!!!
zenith dirge
Sucks to suck
SISTER WONT TURN DOWN HER WEEB SHIT
hollow gale
hey atleast i treid reasoning
in my world: you tried reasoning, now kill her
indigo hare
SISTER WONT TURN DOWN HER WEEB SHIT
Become the weeb
zenith dirge
Become the weeb
hell fucking no
restive trench
watch with her
indigo hare
hell fucking no
Then enjoy listening to it all day nerd
restive trench
annoy her
play INVISIBLE on full audio
and play patroit american music on full audio
swift holly
Does ultamate challenge progress save if i get a fatal error crash
restive trench
Does ultamate challenge progress save if i get a fatal error crash
yes
also
turn off blood
sage lichen
i touch my feet to ts game
swift holly
turn off blood
No
hollow gale
SISTER WONT TURN DOWN HER WEEB SHIT
ask her again but really sad, and when she says no go into your room and play Murder on My Mind full blast
restive trench
hi le fou
swift holly
it will make you crash less
Worth it for the blood
restive trench
Worth it for the blood
well goodluck reaching the baron
unreal bay
SISTER WONT TURN DOWN HER WEEB SHIT
Time to get AirPods
unreal bay
True
restive trench
tommorrow i have a philosophy and logic exam
im good at logic
im the worst philosopher to ever exist
unreal bay
Get your raycon earbuds, now 30% off with code WILLIE
restive trench
the exam is 8 philosophy choices on average i get 2 right
zenith dirge
the bubinator is done
restive trench
the bubinator is done
whom
lunar stream
I FIGHT FOR MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO LOSE IT ALL 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
neat tundra
im the worst philosopher to ever exist
Just choose to follow a philosophy where failure doesn't mean anything
restive trench
i will put you in the bubinator
nouh uh
restive trench
Just choose to follow a philosophy where failure doesn't mean anything
oh shit thats brilliant
restive trench
it gets the bubinator
im going to put you in thr veronator
restive trench
it wont let me playtest?
the demo and playtest merged
last whale
restive trench
update demo
restive trench
steam
lunar stream
Your greed is horrible
ok cheeseman
last whale
ok cheeseman
I'm taking away your mayo title
lunar stream
yeah no youre cooked
forest falcon
lunar stream
yeah no youre cooked
your career is over
last whale
yeah no youre cooked
ok rayeo
last whale
ok shizton
Fricking newgen
lunar stream
Fricking newgen
last whale
https://tenor.com/view/project-mix-smoking-cat-gif-11548873271582504562
That cat is hard as fuck
restive trench
That cat is hard as fuck
i need vr to play that game
lunar stream
https://tenor.com/view/project-mix-smoking-cat-gif-11548873271582504562
im glad i know where this gif is from
(i cant even play that game)
zenith dirge
the bubinator works perfectly
lunar stream
yall should totally check out #photography📷 (rak posted peak)
restive trench
I already did because I'm rich and cool
thanks kindton
last whale
thanks kindton
gilded mango
shitass game still continuing the game even after I killed the golden boss on abyss
hollow snow
did the game get updated
gilded mango
the boss is fucking looping
zenith dirge
shitass game still continuing the game even after I killed the golden boss on ab...
yeah the abyss is endless
restive trench
surprisingly
gilded mango
yeah the abyss is endless
The boss is cloning lol
dim lion
did the game get updated
There was a small update
dusty geode
https://tenor.com/view/da-baby-convertible-dabab-lessgo-gif-24908234
Nostalgia hit harder than a train
gilded mango
so much protection for what
like bro
Its me and fucking 7 guys who cant even take me down
talking about abyss
ember wyvern
is this gmae multiplayer?
swift holly
is this gmae multiplayer?
Nah man
wild iron
is this gmae multiplayer?
battlefront 3
Chat i'm PRETTY sure someone tried to hack my account
quick torrent
Someone you will learn to hate
neat tundra
Jester willie
spark quartz
is this gmae multiplayer?
Yup
slate summit
I have no idea how i could even start describing this situation
the fact that we are all missing one leg
and all missing the same fucking leg
neat tundra
This is known as the 4 dead/crippled idiots scenario
Who rushed in and risked his life like a fool as if it's a game and not a duel
wild iron
I have no idea how i could even start describing this situation
what the hell happened to bro on the ground
forest falcon
bah
slate summit
what the hell happened to bro on the ground
well he lost a leg
and then while falling down the guy on the left decided to cleave his head in 2
rather unfortunate
slate summit
i was looking forward to stabbing him in the neck with my throat sticker
I love running one hander and dagger. Cripple them with the sword then when they are on the ground a nice clean dagger in the neck
so satisfying
unreal bay
I love hitting Willie with the pommel of my blade
restive trench
I love hitting Willie with the pommel of my blade
mordua
unreal bay
Frrr
forest falcon
who would win: a single millenial or 50 ipad kids
unreal bay
Ip dads
unreal bay
frosty stratus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d323QgrARHo Only greek people will understand. Like me. And i love it
ember wyvern
guys how u get out of first person
lunar stream
long dawn
Fist play? More like Kick play
lunar stream
cinema
jolly lagoon
How do I post a vid with link?
from my medal?
forest falcon
need level 2 for it to embed
jolly lagoon
ahhhh....well suger honey Ice tea XD
I guess I gotta yap for a while till I get level 2
actually, where do I check what level I'm on rn?
forest falcon
lunar stream
what a brave stand
forest falcon
what a brave stand
modest cosmos
nasty oblique kick from will jones
indigo hare
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gjJ9zKCKFYU
Lmfao
trim copper
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gjJ9zKCKFYU
bro got beat tf up
thats why size dont matter kids
lime harness
you ever play a game and start giving the monsters random names?
every shiver in vintage story is now Korzag to me
gusty geode
every shiver in vintage story is now Korzag to me
yes but not because of the base game, because of the monocle Mudcrab mod in Skyrim i would give all of them very fancy names, like Reginald or Cornelius
lime harness
yes but not because of the base game, because of the monocle Mudcrab mod in Skyr...
we are different people
I installed them either swearing
or if I remember there was a mod that'd make them play doom music when walking
gusty geode
we are different people
I installed them either swearing
or if I remember ther...
also very valid, it was one of the few stupid mods i added, most of them were QOL or GOH mods
the other notable stupid one i used for a while was the macho man randy savage dragon mod
lime harness
oh god I remember that
pearl coral
choppy but peak
gusty geode
choppy but peak
for a quick second i thought this was tom clancys division lmao
very similar UI
pearl coral
THIS: is helldivers.
gusty geode
THIS: is helldivers.
ive never played but id like to understand the hype
forest falcon
super earth WILL NOT FALL
gusty geode
super earth WILL NOT FALL
born to take super earth at face value, forced to take super earth as the fuckass wild conspiracy theory
tall cosmos
whats teh diff between blood and gore in options
forest falcon
whats teh diff between blood and gore in options
blood = red liquid, gore = organs
thorn ermine
how do i play better half sword
gusty geode
i would like you to know this had me laughing for a solid 2 minutes as to how off guard it caught me
tall cosmos
how do i play better half sword
use alt for stabbing
double click does it as well
aim for arteries and u can end fights in one hit
i play better in first person
pearl coral
how do i play better half sword
do you want to look at a sword tutorial book
thorn ermine
i play better in first person
ur alone on this lil bro 🙏
tall cosmos
fr?
thorn ermine
do you want to look at a sword tutorial book
no
tall cosmos
hold down alt then
gusty geode
do you want to look at a sword tutorial book
selfplug much? /j
tall cosmos
its way better
pearl coral
selfplug much? /j
yes
it’s esoteric knowledge now because the steam page where it once was is now gone so it’s just a profile thing
glass spire
can some one help to play it idk what to do
thorn ermine
hold down alt then
you mean shift
indigo tree
so uh
forest falcon
gn chat
tall cosmos
what does shift do
indigo tree
they added accelerated back hopping into Half Sword
glass spire
i got microsoft visual c++ error
indigo tree
if you kick and go 180 while running, you fly
wild mason
i need a 2 hand rectangle sword
gusty geode
i need a 2 hand rectangle sword
like the knights claymore from tears of the kingdom?
wild mason
no like that sword in commoner
gusty geode
like an executioner’s sword ?
yeah i think so thats what i imagine they mean, the executioner sword blade is modular though so it should be easy enough right?
pearl coral
no like that sword in commoner
a falchion
gusty geode
no like that sword in commoner
the one with the flat tip?
pearl coral
you want a two handed falchion ?
wild mason
you want a two handed falchion ?
nono
gusty geode
or squared tip i should say
pearl coral
yeah i think so thats what i imagine they mean, the executioner sword blade is m...
executioners swords don’t show up until the 16thc
wild mason
idk the name
pearl coral
draw it
wild mason
yeah i think is the squared tip
pearl coral
gusty geode
yeah i think is the squared tip
yeah thats the executioners sword
pearl coral
gusty geode
or at least what i call it idk its actual name
wild mason
yeah thats the executioners sword
ohhh
pearl coral
that’s a falchion
scarlet creek
Guys exanima level 1,2 and 3 or half sword gauntlet
pearl coral
it’s jus a falchion
scarlet creek
wild mason
that’s a falchion
no, a falchion haves more curve in the end i think
modest cosmos
<:HyperPreggers:1319577484655726592>
mods ban this guy
unreal bay
factually incorrect (not you Sam)
unreal bay
just call it metal knife
remote locust
no, a falchion haves more curve in the end i think
executioner swords aren't 1 handed, you couldn't decapitate in 1 hit if it was
gusty geode
factually incorrect (not you Sam)
unfactually correct (not not me not sam)
wild mason
oh
gusty geode
oh
"A falchion is a type of medieval sword characterized by its single-edged, curved blade, often with a wide, straight blade and a curved edge"
thats the description of a falchion
remote locust
Sword is sword
subtle rock
dih by daylight
scarlet creek
they are both falchions
Machete with a crossward*
wild mason
then this is a executioner sword
remote locust
then this is a executioner sword
It's just a machete, an executioner sword is 2 handed, and far longer
scarlet creek
then this is a executioner sword
I dont think that looks like a machete/falchion/long knife
Only similarity is the flat tip
pearl coral
then this is a executioner sword
they are both falchions dude
remote locust
It could be called a hunting sword, though that's not even a proper name.
some are straight and flat tipped
indigo tree
LMAO
scarlet creek
It could be called a hunting sword, though that's not even a proper name.
some a...
Can a swordsman kill a bear with a sword?
gusty geode
It's just a machete, an executioner sword is 2 handed, and far longer
machetes dont have crossguards and their spine is thicker than that of a falchion, since they are commonly used for cutting through thick brush, also didnt show up until 16th century either really (or at least weren't commonly used until then)
pearl coral
a falchion is a single edged western sword with a sword construction on the hilt
period
gusty geode
SPIN WHILE RUNNING
yeah spinjitzu has been a round for a while
scarlet creek
NEW HALF SWORD MOVEMENT TECH
Did you just find this out, it's been there since the playtest 🤦
indigo tree
FUCK
wild mason
SPIN WHILE RUNNING
i got decapitated
remote locust
machetes dont have crossguards and their spine is thicker than that of a falchio...
Well, swords having names for each variation and type and their traits is a more recent thing
pearl coral
this is the elmslie typology
indigo tree
i started pairng it with a high kick and i just crack skulls
pearl coral
falchions are characterized by the F hilt and the single edge, nothing else
scarlet creek
machetes dont have crossguards and their spine is thicker than that of a falchio...
Machete is the result of a passionate night between a falchion and an axe
pearl coral
falchions are characterized by the F hilt and the single edge, nothing else
@wild mason
scarlet creek
gusty geode
this is the elmslie typology
m4c for lyf
scarlet creek
Falchions are lame
wild mason
<@1352050298973196329>
okay okay
remote locust
Maces are lame
Hands?
scarlet creek
Any kind of polearm is lame
pearl coral
m4c for lyf
f5c
merry wyvern
Ngl my only major gripe with RoN is how unrealistic the stun time is for blowing a door. The concussive force would have anyone in the room on their hands and knees, cheeks straight up
wild mason
Spears are lame
shoulders are great
scarlet creek
Clubs are also lame
remote locust
Hands are for the ooga boogas who dont know how to use a weapon
Knives?
pearl coral
i assume the F and M stand for Falchion and Messer respectively
yes
remote locust
shoulders are great
put on a heavy helmet, and headbutt your opponents unconscious
scarlet creek
Knives?
Knives are lame, only crackheads use it
We should all admire the mighty axe
Blunt and sharp at the same time
craggy relic
hey now
scarlet creek
It has a cool ass shape
pearl coral
"any kind of polearm is lame"
poleaxe. . .
craggy relic
i use knifes lil jit
scarlet creek
"any kind of polearm is lame"
poleaxe. . .
The polaxe is very very gay
craggy relic
ayyyy
dusty geode
Will there be a Zweihander in this game
pearl coral
The polaxe is very very gay
calm
pearl coral
Will there be a Zweihander in this game
no
gusty geode
dudes what if i told you there was this thing you could use instead, that can inflict a stab wound from dozens of metres away, using a new invention known as black powder, not using a blade, but a small iron ball
craggy relic
bullocks
gusty geode
scarlet creek
calm
Making an axe longer and skinnier in the deadly part is like turning tom cruise into a tall skinny twink
dusty geode
Making an axe longer and skinnier in the deadly part is like turning tom cruise ...
LOLL
scarlet creek
astral basin
dudes what if i told you there was this thing you could use instead, that can in...
Erm that's not a stab
craggy relic
whaaaat?!!!
astral basin
It's blunt force
craggy relic
great heavens
remote locust
dudes what if i told you there was this thing you could use instead, that can in...
I can parry it
gusty geode
Erm that's not a stab
impale*
craggy relic
sure you can
lunar stream
bleh
remote locust
sure you can
There aren't any guns in half-sword, so I'm right until proven wrong, that's how it works, right?
merry wyvern
Scrotum
scarlet creek
dudes what if i told you there was this thing you could use instead, that can in...
Ranged weapons are for cowards
wild mason
yeah add a flintlock
craggy relic
cockhold
scarlet creek
Real men fight with their axes and then kiss
merry wyvern
There aren't any guns in half-sword, so I'm right until proven wrong, that's how...
Dude Willie literally has a shotgun
craggy relic
raggermuffin
pearl coral
yeah add a flintlock
flintlocks don’t fit time period
wild mason
cannons
craggy relic
flintlocks don’t fit time period
yeah they do
pearl coral
Real men fight with their axes and then kiss
this literally happened between boucicaut and galeazzo di mantova
gusty geode
Ranged weapons are for cowards
literally every persistence hunter and most of your ancestors:
pearl coral
yeah they do
matchlocks do, not flintlocks
craggy relic
first intruduction
craggy relic
matchlocks do, not flintlocks
yeah okay point given
scarlet creek
literally every persistence hunter and most of your ancestors:
Throwing doesn't make a weapon ranged since you can throw anything
And I dont care about my ancestors since they're dead haha
neat tundra
if a weapon is designed for throwing, its ranged.
gusty geode
Throwing doesn't make a weapon ranged since you can throw anything
precisely, but do you throw it, therefor any weapon is a ranged weapon if you can throw it
scarlet creek
if a weapon is designed for throwing, its ranged.
True but I doubt cavemen designed them for only throwing
gusty geode
or if you can use it TO throw
gusty geode
True but I doubt cavemen designed them for only throwing
they probably designed it for mostly that though
neat tundra
if its designed for throwing its ranged.
it doesnt matter if it can be used as a standard close range weapon.
arrows can be used as stabbing weapons close range.
gusty geode
if its designed for throwing its ranged.
it doesnt matter if it can be used as ...
arrows are melee weapons
logically
scarlet creek
if its designed for throwing its ranged.
it doesnt matter if it can be used as ...
Arrows are trash for melee combat
Since its a projectile
gusty geode
Arrows are trash for melee combat
and swords are trash for ranged combat, but you can do both with both
gusty geode
were not denying the fact that swords are a bad ranged weapon, were just not saying theyre also not ranged weapons too
neat tundra
with enough of all of those I can smother or drown someone to death
gusty geode
Except feathers and water ig
you can use a kg of feathers, although i would use a kg of steel
because steel
is heavier than feathers
wild mason
with enough of all of those I can smother or drown someone to death
but water is not a weapon cuz you dont kill with water, you kill with the lack of oxygen in the water
scarlet creek
were not denying the fact that swords are a bad ranged weapon, were just not say...
Throwing your sword is less effective than using it to fence
remote locust
is heavier than feathers
But what about your conscience, is it lighter than a feather?
neat tundra
but water is not a weapon cuz you dont kill with water, you kill with the lack o...
and spears kill with the lack of blood in someones body after using it.
so spears arent a weapon
gusty geode
But what about your conscience, is it lighter than a feather?
my conscience would crack the shoulderblades of atlas himself
wild mason
but water is not a weapon cuz you dont kill with water, you kill with the lack o...
i mean water haves oxygen but we dont have a way to have it
scarlet creek
But throwing your sword can scare the opponent giving you time to escape
scarlet creek
i mean water haves oxygen but we dont have a way to have it
We're not fish glu glu
gusty geode
and spears kill with the lack of blood in someones body after using it.
so spea...
this is diving in to very "guns dont kill people, people kill people" waters
wild mason
and spears kill with the lack of blood in someones body after using it.
so spea...
i mean technically you dont kill with the lack of blood
if you get decapitated body signals dont function anymore
scarlet creek
and spears kill with the lack of blood in someones body after using it.
so spea...
I dont think the lack of blood is the cause of death when you get headshot with a spear
wild mason
thats why you die
scarlet creek
remote locust
and spears kill with the lack of blood in someones body after using it.
so spea...
"Sir, I didn't kill that man, blood loss killed him"
"You fuckin stabbed him!"
scarlet creek
Also you cant drink spears but you can and SHOULD drink water
remote locust
Also you cant drink spears but you can and ***SHOULD*** drink water
wasn't there a guy that did swallow a spear?
Oh it's an actual art.
scarlet creek
wasn't there a guy that did swallow a spear?
Did he digest it
remote locust
Did he digest it
People practice sword and spear swallowing for fun, look it up.
wild mason
wasn't there a guy that did swallow a spear?
bro how you fucking swallow a 2 meter long pointy stick
remote locust
bro how you fucking swallow a 2 meter long pointy stick
You can try
calm relic
your little willy belongs to me
pearl coral
three megacities down
scarlet creek
Saying that water can be a weapon was crazy tho
gusty geode
Saying that water can be a weapon was crazy tho
drown
wild mason
Saying that water can be a weapon was crazy tho
with enough speed it could
scarlet creek
with enough speed it could
But we're regular humans, you don't have hydrokinesis buddy
calm relic
yeah alright buddy speak to the foot
wild mason
what about a portable water cannon
wild mason
yeah alright buddy speak to the foot
bro why is he naked
gusty geode
yeah alright buddy speak to the foot
calm relic
gusty geode
monty python lookin ahh
wild mason
😋
scarlet creek
yeah alright buddy speak to the foot
Why does this shit disgust me more than the gif of twomad sticking his whole fist up his ass a guy once sent here
real jasper
how do i find faq?
scarlet creek
what about a portable water cannon
Water cannon
merry wyvern
Two mad more like two calm
scarlet creek
gusty geode
spears kill people, water can kill you, therefor, drinking water will kill you
wild mason
Water ***cannon***
water gun then
wild mason
spears kill people, water can kill you, therefor, drinking water will kill you
drinking too much can
scarlet creek
spears kill people, water can kill you, therefor, drinking water will kill you
Drinking too much water can actually kill you btw
remote locust
spears kill people, water can kill you, therefor, drinking water will kill you
Water is a poison, it just takes 100 years to kill you
gusty geode
Drinking too much water can actually kill you btw
ill believe it when it kills me
gusty geode
nothing has so far so by my logic im immortal until proven otherwise
wild mason
ill believe it when it kills me
drink 90 gallons of water then
calm relic
this explains everything
scarlet creek
Oxygen causes oxidation
wild mason
water better
gusty geode
water is a drink, cars can get into accidents, therefor, all car accidents are caused by slipping on water
scarlet creek
Seriously talking now is there something that can't be used as a weapon?
gusty geode
Seriously talking now is there something that can't be used as a weapon?
only abstract concepts
like a shadow
scarlet creek
like a shadow
A shadow is not abstract
remote locust
like a shadow
shadows can snitch on you
scarlet creek
But yeah it cant kill you
gusty geode
A shadow is not abstract
i lacked a better term
scarlet creek
i lacked a better term
Shadow is the absence of light and light can kill you so
Which means shadow is good and light is evil
wild mason
Shadow is the absence of light and light can kill you so
shadow is the opposite to light and light can kill you so shadows cant
yes im funny
scarlet creek
gusty geode
the absence of light can kill you, so in order to rid yourself of that chance of death you must become a lightsource yourself
light yourself on fire
scarlet creek
the absence of light can kill you, so in order to rid yourself of that chance of...
Forgot about that
So everything can kill you now
wild mason
the absence of light can kill you, so in order to rid yourself of that chance of...
how
scarlet creek
😔
wild mason
can absence of light kill you
unkempt zodiac
the dark is scary
neat tundra
Sunlight is how you get vitamin D
gusty geode
can absence of light kill you
i dont think it can
wild mason
Sunlight is how you get vitamin D
there are other ways to get it
gusty geode
i think at most you would get rickets
merry wyvern
Sunlight is how you get vitamin D
I get that from ghm
gusty geode
no light > vitamin D deficiency > immunocompromised > die at the hands of a preventable disease that wouldnt have killed you normally
gusty geode
the lack of stimuli
there would be no blind people if that were the case
scarlet creek
no light > vitamin D deficiency > immunocompromised > die at the hands of a prev...
If the sun ceased to exist we would just all die
wild mason
there would be no blind people if that were the case
but blind people have others like hearing
if the room was nothing
like
nothing
glass spire
pls some one to help me i need some one, i got an error and idk how to fix it 🙏 🙏
earnest fiber
no light > vitamin D deficiency > immunocompromised > die at the hands of a prev...
ERR. WRONG. copious amounts of flintstone vitamin gummies
checkmate
scarlet creek
Imagine lacking all of your 5 senses how scary would that be, to exist without knowing you exist
wild mason
aslo sunlight is not the only way to get vitamin d
wild mason
Imagine lacking all of your 5 senses how scary would that be, to exist without k...
holy shit
gusty geode
ERR. WRONG. copious amounts of flintstone vitamin gummies
checkmate
i... didnt account for these in my calculations... how could i have been so careless...
the world is saved guys archon solved it
neat tundra
You'd know you exist and that would be about it.
FOR COGITO ERGO SUM.
I THINK THEREFORE I AM
scarlet creek
aslo sunlight is not the only way to get vitamin d
Lack of sunlight can cause other issues too that can also kill you
gusty geode
You'd know you exist and that would be about it.
FOR COGITO ERGO SUM.
I THINK ...
i dont think s-
wild mason
Lack of sunlight can cause other issues too that can also kill you
right
scarlet creek
You'd know you exist and that would be about it.
FOR COGITO ERGO SUM.
I THINK ...
How would you know you exist when you see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing
gusty geode
if you eat 40000 bananas in an hour you will die from radioactive poisoning, therefor, bananas are dangerous
wild mason
How would you know you exist when you see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, t...
you can
think
remote locust
think
And still move, even if you don't feel it, it would be sorta messed up though.
scarlet creek
Since when you were a baby all you had was NOTHINGNESS
gusty geode
How can you think when there is ***NOTHING***
a man who does nothing but think, has nothing to think about other than his thoughts
neat tundra
How would you know you exist when you see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing, t...
Without any senses, you'd only be unaware of the nature of your existence.
Not the existence itself.
scarlet creek
Without any senses, you'd only be unaware of the nature of your existence.
Not ...
At some point you'll stop thinking since there is nothing to think about
wild mason
At some point you'll stop thinking since there is nothing to think about
you would die before
neat tundra
That's purely speculation
scarlet creek
you would die before
I mean imagine you were born like that
gusty geode
you know you would exist, just not how, where, when or why
scarlet creek
you know you would exist, just not how, where, when or why
Then that's even scarier
wild mason
you know you would exist, just not how, where, when or why
you cant even commit suicide
scarlet creek
All of this made me ask what makes us know we exist?
wild mason
All of this made me ask what makes us know we exist?
stimuli
wild mason
Yeah but no senses = no stimuli tho?
i think so
gusty geode
All of this made me ask what makes us know we exist?
nothing makes us sure, we cant know for certain, which is why i recommend looking into solipsism but not too deeply, took me to a rather dark place in my life so tread with caution
scarlet creek
nothing makes us sure, we cant know for certain, which is why i recommend lookin...
I already know about the blackpill nothing can make my life worse now lol
wild mason
you cant even think
like if you were in vegetative state
scarlet creek
you cant even think
Yeah that's what I've been trying to say
neat tundra
Thinking.
Maybe we don't necessarily know the true nature of our existence, whether the stimuli is real or not or is made up by the brain and we are floating in a jar or a void, or maybe we aren't a brain at all but some kind of energy based consciousness.
But that consciousness exists.
I think therefore I am.
neat tundra
We wouldn't be having this discussion if we didn't exist somehow.
remote locust
the fuck is this discussion
What constitutes a ranged weapon
merry wyvern
I shit therefore I am
neat tundra
I don't care much for whether its a simulation or a hallucination, we exist.
gusty geode
Thinking.
Maybe we don't necessarily know the true nature of our existence, whe...
but can you know that you are, or are you simulating reasoning and understanding based on patterns in data you have accumulated
neat tundra
That's still the state of existing as I understand it.
wild mason
What constitutes a ranged weapon
uh
merry wyvern
I don't care much for whether its a simulation or a hallucination, we exist.
Who's gonna tell bro that we're all a part of one giant schizophrenia delusion and there is no such thing as discord
scarlet creek
nothing makes us sure, we cant know for certain, which is why i recommend lookin...
Just searched it up and it made me remember something I ask myself often which is "What if everything is a lie and the only real thing is my imagination"
edgy wadi
What constitutes a ranged weapon
Any weapon that launches a projectile or leaves your hand to strike an enemy I'd assume
scarlet creek
Just searched it up and it made me remember something I ask myself often which i...
Remembering this made me feel weird
neat tundra
Who's gonna tell bro that we're all a part of one giant schizophrenia delusion a...
That's still a state of existence
Just not an ideal one
gusty geode
Just searched it up and it made me remember something I ask myself often which i...
thats the general gist of solipsism and egotism, however egotism plays more into the hedonistic and narcissistic lifestyle of that branch of philosophy whereas solipsism plays into a more nihilistic role
wild mason
Ya'll ever get tripped up thinking about how your eyes work
they absorbe light i think
or something like that
merry wyvern
No
neat tundra
Now we are in the part of the discussion where we repeat words and pretend that we know what they mean.
scarlet creek
Wait no nvm we see from the pupil not the iris lmao
merry wyvern
I mean like
How you're seeing, how the information is relayed to your brain in such a manner that you are able to percieve the world
gusty geode
Who's gonna tell bro that we're all a part of one giant schizophrenia delusion a...
the only discord i know is discord by thelivingtombstone
merry wyvern
Shit's crazy to think about
wild mason
Shit's crazy to think about
that
scarlet creek
I mean like
How you're seeing, how the information is relayed to your brain in...
Instincts
gusty geode
Shit's crazy to think about
oh fr, shits scary, especially when you realise how lazy it can be sometime
white prawn
merry wyvern
The craziest thing to think about is that you can see your thoughts but you don't actually see them but you register in your mind that you saw them
scarlet creek
The craziest thing to think about is that you can see your thoughts but you don'...
Or dreaming too
merry wyvern
Weirdly enough I have a crazy imagination but I never dream
It's just a cut to black and then awakening the next day for me
gusty geode
for example Chronostasis, always makes me kinda weirded out for no particular reason, in case you dont know its an illusion, where the first moment you perceive after shifting your gaze seems to last longer than it actually does
for example, if you have a clock in your house you can do it, You glance at a clock and the first second hand tick, after you look back, it appears to be delayed as if time froze momentarily
scarlet creek
It's just a cut to black and then awakening the next day for me
Why does time feel faster when we sleep?
scarlet creek
Why the fuck can you feel time why you sleep
I mean why does it feel like we skip time
gusty geode
Why does time feel faster when we sleep?
because your brain stops recording certain stimuli which your circadian rhythm perceives as less time than what has actually passed i assume
scarlet creek
because your brain stops recording certain stimuli which your circadian rhythm p...
I thought our brain was king crimson
merry wyvern
The circadian rhythm is just your sleep cycle
scarlet creek
gusty geode
which is why in the experiment when michael from vsauce went into the room for 3 days he slept after only like 7 hours of being awake
merry wyvern
It's the brain not recording stimuli that should be causing the alleged time dilation
scarlet creek
which is why in the experiment when michael from vsauce went into the room for 3...
Did anyone else use to just sleep so christmas comes faster lol
merry wyvern
Yeah
gusty geode
Did anyone else use to just sleep so christmas comes faster lol
i just move to a time in the future where christmas has already happened, and bring it back to the present me
and then i kill my grandfather
merry wyvern
Before my step dad went ka-ka boosh, he gave me and my brother benadryl but disguised in soda so we'd go to sleep and not be up all night on Christmas because we had a shit load of sugar or something
This happened once
scarlet creek
And does anyone else see a yellow ring when they close their eyes?
scarlet creek
Before my step dad went ka-ka boosh, he gave me and my brother benadryl but disg...
What is ka ka boosh
neat tundra
And does anyone else see a yellow ring when they close their eyes?
Only when I stare at the sun
merry wyvern
What is ka ka boosh
Removal of storage device
scarlet creek
Removal of storage device
Does he have alzheimer or something
merry wyvern
Yeas
gusty geode
The brain?
by removal of a trogan virus
merry wyvern
By removal of a self-installed Trojan virus.
gusty geode
i assume a brass one
merry wyvern
Shits crazy though
scarlet creek
I'm so sorry bro
merry wyvern
Nah it's cool happened a while ago. We were close but we didn't really contact each other because I'm kind of a hermit.
Honestly I'd go as far as saying murder actually instead of self removal
merry wyvern
Because he was tweaked by his girlfriend, who was his dealer, pretending to like him so her and her tweaker friends could use his money, what little he had
hollow gale
discount tires is so based
merry wyvern
More like smegma
gusty geode
discount tires is so based
they got tegridy
merry wyvern
Anyways brb gonna water my plants, need some ass man gold in my ears
scarlet creek
gusty geode
integrity? more like in teh griddy
drowsy mesa
this willie thought he could escape
gusty geode
amirite lads or amirite
scarlet creek
integrity? more like in teh griddy
Dark and gridy
scarlet creek
hollow gale
that’s a mf kneeslapper alright gg bye love u
gusty geode
in teh griddy AMIRIGHT?
i am currently screaming with laughter
merry wyvern
Yo shat who here watches political channels to see the other side like a chad
scarlet creek
Yo shat who here watches political channels to see the other side like a chad
I dont even know the difference between left and right wing
merry wyvern
There's not a huge difference until you get into the brain damage zones
scarlet creek
There's not a huge difference until you get into the brain damage zones
And what are the brain damage zones
gusty geode
I dont even know the difference between left and right wing
you need both to fly
merry wyvern
The further you go in either direction
wind geode
Oh lord have mercy
merry wyvern
And what are the brain damage zones
For example, the far left are actually braindead and believe that the world is sunshine and rainbows and have an overall unrealistic view of the world
Where the far right are also brain dead and have a more nihilistic view of the world.
Both of which are genuinely stupid ways to view the world.
scarlet creek
Oh lord have mercy
Scope with an as val attached to it
gusty geode
Oh lord have mercy
when i last looked over you were playing CS2 and i was SO CONFUSED lmao
scarlet creek
For example, the far left are actually braindead and believe that the world is s...
How can the world be sunshine and rainbows when even your appearance can determine your entire life lmao
That's why willie fights himself
He's so ugly he hates himself
merry wyvern
How can the world be sunshine and rainbows when even your appearance can determi...
Something like that
wind geode
when i last looked over you were playing CS2 and i was SO CONFUSED lmao
I played a shit ton today
like 20 matches
merry wyvern
How many win
gusty geode
I played a shit ton today
i mean in fairness thats probably the best gun you could have in CS, now you can aim with a scope and hipfire at the same time!
merry wyvern
How does one make Halfsword mods
lavish blade
is vicious pack 2 out
merry wyvern
Idk
scarlet creek
How does one make Halfsword mods
Like the weapon packs?
scarlet creek
is vicious pack 2 out
It should be out by now
neat tundra
It's under the same mod in the files tab on nexus, you'll see it updated.
Now there's two folders to download.
Bitter forgor to put the katana
So I'm waiting before I make another showcase
drowsy mesa
this man is still trying to surrender
merry wyvern
Like the weapon packs?
I guess so
scarlet creek
I guess so
You edit a loadout file and load it in with ovrdth loadout loader I think
So it's not hard just takes time
I mean you dont need to know coding to do it
I wish someone made a weapon maker mod
😔
Or atleast the upcoming weapon creation system allowing you to do ANYTHING you want to do
raven ore
update
drifting stirrup
lavish blade
It should be out by now
it is
unreal bay
there is one, on Ebay
tropic frost
Sean8946Vulcan
NBTF-6783-7777
its my old roblox account and i dont need it anymore, have fun guys
wide dagger
wicked bone
LOL
zenith dirge
there is one, on Ebay
i need it
muted skiff
Willy took his Willy out and now he's gonna get Willy whooped for it
keen gate
deft kayak
how do I get my willie to idly hold his machete near his head
it makes overhead swings easier
calm relic
pearl coral
that one forehead wrinkle is carrying the recognizable silhouette
gusty geode
that one forehead wrinkle is carrying the recognizable silhouette
fr he would be finger without it
calm relic
fr he would be finger without it
A kid named finger?
today we are going to finger paint
timid flax
i want one music for goodmalware to add in the game it really does fit the setting of the game
calm relic
pearl coral
i want one music for goodmalware to add in the game it really does fit the setti...
hwhich
timid flax
to war by cormac begley
pearl coral
he makea alla the music
timid flax
oh come onnnnnn one custom music
timid flax
ye one other music by a diffrent person
merry wyvern
Yo chat should I make a zombie game where you play as a German Soldier in WW1 and your entire mission is to bring water back to your stronghold before the horde arrives?
pearl coral
no
merry wyvern
Yes?
pearl coral
make storm trooper game
merry wyvern
ok
pearl coral
make storm trooper game
merry wyvern
OK
Oh that's a great idea actually, I can take the blackwing zombies I'm gonna make for the zombie mode and then make the WW1 game off of that after I finish the storm trooper game
unreal bay
ez
pearl coral
Oh that's a great idea actually, I can take the blackwing zombies I'm gonna make...
i just want you to finish your current project
consistency is key
merry wyvern
consistency is key
I know
unreal bay
"i just want you to finish your current project"
gusty geode
"and for my next trick!" looking ahh
merry wyvern
Dudes can't even think up what to make after their first project
unreal bay
"ChatGPT, what should i make for my first gaming project"
merry wyvern
"ChatGPT, how do I get skibbidi with it?"
unreal bay
Skipiti g0r geam
lavish blade
what weapon i mod into hs
unreal bay
numer one bucky fav geam
pearl coral
i have 3 projects i want to chip into this summer
gusty geode
"ChatGPT, what should i make for my first gaming project"
You’ve played medieval games before, but never like this. Half Sword is my passion project, a physics-based medieval combat simulator that doesn’t pull punches. Every swing, every block, every brutal takedown is governed by real physics, not canned animations.
We're going deep into historical authenticity: 15th-century armor, weapons, and fighting techniques — all researched and recreated with care. This isn’t about flashy fantasy — it’s about the cold, bone-breaking reality of medieval warfare.
omg this is easy
i could just make half sword
brb
pearl coral
what weapon i mod into hs
what types of things can you do to a weapon to make a new one
merry wyvern
Deadass I'm gonna make Full-Sword Sex Simulator
gusty geode
Deadass I'm gonna make Full-Sword Sex Simulator
100% more sword 100% less sexual tension between willies
zenith dirge
unreal bay
leaked EA
lavish blade
what types of things can you do to a weapon to make a new one
material change, resize and replace
pearl coral
hm
merry wyvern
EA EA EEE EEEE EEEE
lavish blade
<:trolled:1311531429896781884>
shut up dude
pearl coral
@calm relic arent you the guy that got new armor the other day
lavish blade
cant because you'd need offsets
gusty geode
this seems like it would be hell to use irl
calm relic
shut up dude
slams u
pearl coral
this seems like it would be hell to use irl
which is why it only exists as a purpleheart armory trainer
merry wyvern
The ultimate weapon
gusty geode
it doesnt have the chopping power of an axe nor does it have the slashing or stabbing ability of a sword
astral ether
Unholy abomination
low sable
Those who know ☠️☠️
gusty geode
which is why it only exists as a purpleheart armory trainer
no thats just the company that bought me over so now i need to sponsor them 
-# this message was brought to you by purpleheart armory™️
pearl coral
i've bought from them before
pearl coral
amazing customer service
lavish blade
what weapohn
calm relic
It's so bad that it's amazing
gusty geode
autumn laurel
Krill issue
stone spade
this shit would SUCK
unreal bay
i like crumpets
broken stag
hola
autumn laurel
i like crumpets
unreal bay
crumpets are like pancakes, but savory instead of sweet, and i can use it as a weapon to my enemies with trypophobia
autumn laurel
Also true
unreal bay
toast it, and add salted butter. or if you need it sweet, add clothed cream, and any jam/ marmalade (i prefer Raspberry jam)
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/stephen-fry-proud-to-be-british-british-proud-qi-gif-2741...
i'm 29%
so ig i'm technically proud to be
unreal bay
being australian doenst count as being british
wild iron
uh
theres a lot man
another 29% is french and german
and then theres 40% west african
and then
like 2% scandavian
and 19% Nigerian
dont remember the rest
unreal bay
💀 world wide
wild iron
i be questioning it myself
unreal bay
i am just GHM
wild iron
whats that?
unreal bay
GalaxyHighMarshal
unreal bay
DNA test is like selling your data, without knowing its really accurate or not
unreal bay
23me and stuff
pearl coral
autumn laurel
Gave up after this one
unreal bay
s k i l l i s s u e
autumn laurel
Krill issue
This one
calm relic
s k i l l i s s u e
im about to birth a new half sword player
calm relic
It's actually veo2
astral ether
Ai 
pearl coral
im about to birth a new half sword player
kill this
unreal bay
im about to birth a new half sword player
extend it
zenith dirge
Tooth of an mammoth
unreal bay
bubby's teeth reveal
zenith dirge
oooo pretty
unreal bay
finger print
zenith dirge
it looks like the bottom of a boot
unreal bay
booth tooth
unreal bay
do you just randomly find these, or live near an excavation site
zenith dirge
I buy them with my saved up moners
unreal bay
like collectibles?
zenith dirge
Yes
unreal bay
is its real or just man made
zenith dirge
real
zenith dirge
I do find shit myself sometimes
pearl coral
in toilet
unreal bay
I do find shit myself sometimes
in your area?
zenith dirge
in your area?
Yes
unreal bay
do you live in america?
zenith dirge
Even though there ain’t shit in northeast Ohio
zenith dirge
im pretty sure theres way more in southern ohio
unreal bay
damnn
zenith dirge
ohio overall is more for arrowheads than fossils (im still yet to find an arrowhead)
unreal bay
do not go alone in forests trying to find some
unreal bay
:spongbee:
unkempt fogBOT
:spongbee:
pearl coral
ownd
unreal bay
what the
pearl coral
spongbee is mine
unreal bay
zenith dirge
do not go alone in forests trying to find some
from what ive heard they arent ever realy in forrests
unreal bay
ohhh
zenith dirge
yeah im not drinking that ohioan river water
hell the cuyahoga river (closest river too me) caught fire once due to the sheer amount of pollution in it at the time
lavish blade
a
zenith dirge
this was in the very late 60s so i wasnt there
unreal bay
hell the cuyahoga river (closest river too me) caught fire once due to the sheer...
jeezzz
unreal bay
this was in the very late 60s so i wasnt there
yeahh forever chemicals in all waters
pearl coral
deer also in forest
zenith dirge
deer also in forest
they have a harder time seeing you when they are drinking
merry wyvern
do you just randomly find these, or live near an excavation site
Bubby lives in the excavation site
unreal bay
like bro you know its bad when water catches fire
really bad
pearl coral
no polar tick
unreal bay
its not
pearl coral
unreal bay
runic star
average walmart experiance
unreal bay
should have driven side ways
pearl coral
i had an infection on my finger from biting it so much but i got rid of the infection by scratching it off
zenith dirge
i had an infection on my finger from biting it so much but i got rid of the infe...
you could be like a doctor or some shit
medicine
zenith dirge
dr hospital
calm relic
It’s either that or put them damn gay chemicals in your body, antiboyotics or some shit
unreal bay
sam fixed his own illnesses with Dr peper, and raw pasta
pearl coral
i didnt even disinfect it or anything
pearl coral
sam fixed his own illnesses with Dr peper, and raw pasta
havent had a drop of DP since last february
unreal bay
new record
pearl coral
any soda at all actually
runic star
It’s either that or put them damn gay chemicals in your body, antiboyotics or so...
they turned the frogs gay
calm relic
Haw ktuah n chew on that thang
runic star
they turned the frogs gay
(totally factual)
pearl coral
why cant i eat a whole box of crackers without going over the daily calorie limit
what is this garbage
it aint even a big box
runic star
america be like that sometimes
pearl coral
what kinda camp
true mauve
pearl coral
merry wyvern
Random Irish Fact:
There is a 400 year gap between them inventing whiskey and them inventing anything else.
runic star
that's a fun fact
gloomy crest
Is it bad if I pirated the free playtest/demo? In my opinion it's not cause it's free but what do yall think
pearl coral
what is the point of pirating a free game
raven ore
you feel like a criminal i guess
lavish blade
pitchfork is essentially a spear for peasants
raven ore
a spear is an everyones weapon
gloomy crest
what is the point of pirating a free game
I can't use steam or epic games and the itch.io version is old
pearl coral
why cant you use steam or epic
pearl coral
it was one minute ago
untold wraith
untold wraith
it was one minute ago
It don't take that long to reply
pearl coral
it took him seven minutes to reply the first time
untold wraith
it took him seven minutes to reply the first time
viscid schooner
untold wraith
Gabagool
viscid schooner
howboutdat
untold wraith
How bout that priks face when he saw the gyatt
untold wraith
this is borderline
runic star
thicc pizza alert
untold wraith
thicc pizza alert
runic star
AHHHHH
untold wraith
it was one minute ago
Its been 10 minutes now. CHECKMATE
Got me waiting for this kid to reply like
wild iron
oooo pretty
big ass tooth
jade creek
Is it bad if I pirated the free playtest/demo? In my opinion it's not cause it's...
ur begging for a virus
gusty geode
dude i wish i could just REMEMBER
unreal bay
gusty geode
EL GATO