#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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rayeo would never forgive you
Liar
youre kiryu kazuma
He DOES forgive me
and youre micheal kanasway
idk who this is but probably
You're abom
you are v1
ah curses they found my secret identity
literally a name i made up on the spot
lol
Shut up Kiryu
what the fuck took you so long to type 3 words
yknow i was thinking the same thing
Idk
yeah well you suck
Ok bottom scorer
its the only time you outscored me bro
You're still a bottom scorer
if we use this logic then you are bottom scorer three times than me
Nuh uh
Flawed logic
yeah you suck

because hes noob at tf2
Lying
I don't relate to you noobs
Plunc
what does this mean
who the fuck do i trust then
i couldnt find it
i will get you next time you evil noob
if you believe hard enough, i am gta 6
alright
i'll go pick up the treadmill from the delivery
bye chat
eat the apple
if a meteor strikes your house simply eat the apple
god said dont eat the apple
Easier way to send pictures from Half Sword? I dunno where it saves to
it keeps them in Steam/steamapps/common/Half Sword Demo/HalfSwordUE5/Screenshots
I will... try to know that-
@wispy nexus
anyone use mod?
what is poppinng
HI MCWONDERYEAST
Watch Fuckass npcs bro and millions of other Garry's Mod videos captured using Medal.
?
Watch Bro got possessed and millions of other Garry's Mod videos captured using Medal.

charles oliveira?
im acc picking charles at ufc 317
I hope he wins
yuh
i do like illa more but its just that i have a feeling charles will win somehow
yea same
hello
I mean he is really good
A lot of people write him off due to having 10 losses but those were mostly all out of his prime
In the early stages of his career
Charles is really good but so is Ilia
Def aint ending in a decision
most peoples arguement. like dude went on a win streak and had 2 title defenses. he can hang with illa
oh yea ethier illa by ko or charles sub
yes
hi
hi sam
Samuel hi
hi again
my phone decided immediately after I sent my first message to update like a duncehead
how are we doin
@pearl coral Thoughts?
Stick with metal on it
where did u get these?
also the halberd looks like a bohurt weapon, is it?
Nope
Poleaxe and short spear from reenactment market, halberd from a guy in my group
he sees you
you didnt do your spanish course
now its coming for you...
rip the only Lithuanian i know
yes it sucks ass
unless you actually study on it
True fact๐ฃ๐ฃ
ive learnt better using an actual teacher than Duolingo
is there a fix for UE crashing on the ultimate challenge?
turn off blood
rare footage of snopi talking
learning language through memes
i use flashcards and deepseek
shits fire
ai ๐คฎ
r u learning chinese lmao
german
ja bitte
dont bash it till youve tried it
gern geschehen?
no idea what u just said
ja bitte is as far as my elementary school german goes
what does it even mean
"my pleasure" since you said "yes please"
or i can say that i am a horse which is pretty cool too
ich bin ein pferd
see how cool it is
damn thats so cool
sehr kuhl, bro
I'm gonna go insane if I spent one more hour trying to make it so I can launch half sword
wut wrong
Right as I said that it launched after loading for 30 minutes
did you by chance enable dx12 in the settings
I actually did that and it fixed it
sometimes all u gotta do is complain
a what... say it..
honse
that looks more like a cow
10 fps horse
he just a hor
WHATS WRONG WITH IT
ai
ai bad
also vro was chill a min ago he replyed to my message again to do the angry route
your comment bothered me
sicnerely
trying out all the possibilities ๐
THATS NOT AN EXPLANANATION
ai can be helpful sometimes but id rather not
exactly
jarvis, give me this guys social security number
also hIiiiii raliiiie
if your social security number turned into money how much would you have
Literally neither of those people are american </3
its good for grammar minutae
specifically deepseek
...yet
chatgpt is poop
5 bucks :D
so yuor social security number is 00000000000005?
Imperialism update?
it can be good for formatting text (sometimes)
Social security numbers are NOT that long
manifest destiny type shit
the only time i use ai is to look for words that would be a pain in the ass to search for
like old words
maybe grammer too you have a point
can you show me your social security number so that i know how long they are
actual vocab I pick up from random places or my 10k word flashcard deck
meh, if it works it works
do you follow with a teacher or just ai and flashcard
i aint got no teacher
shits all me
truly an american ai
you are brand?
poopenfarten
yep

ambulance ๐ฃ๏ธ
When does full sword come out I'm getting tired of half sword
2013
or antibebipillen
Bet
2079
Bet x2
2 years after cyberpunk
what wagon
car
did they really call an ambulance a wagon
it's literally sick car
wagen
its a car
like bmw=benzin motor wagen
i remember my friend told me that fridge just means cold wardrobe
oh ok
krankenhaus
hospital
guys i think im learning German
je suis un cheval
now thats french
oui
a horse.
peta the horse is here
You rang?
the funny
what yall thing is the hardest free mode level?
(theyre all not that hard but which one is the least easy)
Awesome lesbian peter; Opposing horse
I am lesbian
evil and intimidating horse
Hi lesbian ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
Hi
Gottem
Meow. Meow!
that animal does NOT say meow meow
the one with the spiky stick
thats both militia and soldier
the stick is the issue
i personally think militia with longsword is the trickiest
yeah i didnt watch fsmiyl guy
i mean you the player have a longsword
and go aginst stuff like spears, billhooks and placons
oh thought you meant enemy type
what a cute little dog
yeah its hard as shit

Yes it does
especially when you play defensive and get your legs cut ha ha
โค๏ธ
In russian family guy is just "Giffins"
lol
especially boar spear
Tuff
she giffin on my family until i guy
yea
Who is who
ive been playing on high player damage + medium npc damage in freemode and its still easy
the dog is probably steve
larry is peter and steve is brian
Both are horrific names for a dog tbh
Shut up
Donโt say that
that
that
ัhะฐั
_ _
| |-| /\ |

good luck with that

raaah
raaah
Holy tuff
Pshhhh
raliraliraliraliraliraliraliralirlairlairalirailraliralirailralirailrlairilarlairlairlairaliralirailraliraliralirailraliraliraalrilrairaliraliraliralirali
they didnt get SSS+ and an anime girl as a background
can't wait for sbr dude
these crashes still arent fix huh
oh cmon
i was on a winnning run and my game crashed ;-;
i almost had em damnit
eh whatever
at least i know i can actually do it now
Are you running the game on DX11 or DX12
What's the gore setting at?
it just kinda does
Reduce the blood to like 0 via the settings, it'll help.
cant i allocate more vram to the game?
That's what i did and it made the game crash a lot less.
I don't know.
i heard yocan
i have a 16 gb card so it should be able to
Vram is on Ur gpu
the fatal errors happen because of exceeding memory, idk what does that mean so
means that game tries to write things to vram that doesnt exist
or well
does exist
but isnt available
This guy actually is smart, he isn't dumb like the rest of us.
search for it on google then cause its probably via the launch options
I just press buttons until the silicon gives up and gives me what I want.
whenever my pc breaks i just switch the rams up and it works again
take out ram take out another swap places boom
Yes... that's called troubleshooting.
Your RAM was probably unseated meaning you didn't have to switch them around lol.
oh damn
here i thought i had pc aura ๐
Just take out put back in and make sure you push down hard enough for a click.
clean ur dimms
i have idea
nuh uh
im gonna try to push the game to its limits
see if it pulls more vram when in bad situations
just turn up the blood and see if it works
game pulls 6 megs of vram in the pause menu
or 6 gigs
i mean
xD
oh thats strange
it dropped to just 2
it doesnt reset between rounds
its hovering between 3.7 and 3.9 gigs
Haiii
ladies and gentlemen
Liber"aa"tor
Stew that blinds you for three days
is there a way to make suggestions?
that aint taking down no planes
maybe takin down a on the smaller size chicken
but no planes
ty
B42 has gutted my zomboidguessr knowledge </3
One volley a day
It looks like it would blow itself up
It will with that attitude

balls
ark is wild vro
ark seems oversilly
true
i said it before i will say it again
that's adventure is the most peak anime of 2025
and apparently im into short hair girls
Bro got to the protein powder
is it possible to cover all joints and bodyparts with armor with 0 exposure but keep some kind of agility
well not agility but ability to move ur arms and legs freely
i saw that
yes
i deleted it because after looking at it I realized it could give someone a seizure

probably not idk ask sam
i think even the best armor has armpit exposed
what do you mean?
one shot and a plane would cease to exist, it's a weapon clearly too powerful for our time
but the liberators werent particularly known for being accurate
so youd just be nailing all of the birds around said plane
on the other hand
if you aimed at the birds instead
you might hit it
yeah i dont even know the context but i love this message
now follow it up with a little bit of cocaine
monster energy
real
it still resonates in my head
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Hello! Can someone inform me if there's a way to skip the part where I suffer through the fist fighting and peasant fighting and hop straight to sword fighting?
Chainmail underneath most likely
click on "free mode" at the bottom right corner
Yes thank I just found that! Thank you anyway fellow man!
Who is this gurt
i kinda meant something past chainmail
it doesnt seem like a guarantee of not getting cut
doubt it works against blunt as well
i kinda like the old particles ngl
If your ark characters dont look like these guys your doing it wrong
niiiiice
โ Pittbull
โ
Pitt-Swole
i cant tell if im an asshole for using ai to write essay even though im too stupid to write one myself
bro's character has 3 boobs
dude youre like the nerd of this server
Me who went my entire high school career without using AI once:
math nerd
what topic
(I didnโt actually, I usually used Desmos with Algebra)
was generative ai even a thing in your time
like did you finish highschool before 2021
basically book review
bruh
what book
i wish
itโs obvious when generative AI does an essay for you
humanizers also donโt work
well not a book review, u basically get a topic and u need to write an essay about a book about that topic
how
what the fuck
it is not human like
Not generative AI, but Desmos solved Algebra problems I had with step by step solutions. I also graduated in 2020.
how
just write about your hyperfixation, free points
seems human for me
the design is very human ahh essay
ai uses specific grammar and language that makes it distinct from human writing
u can do the "Back in my day!!"
you can actually tell it to simplify the wording
and adjust the style
I have achieved unc status
idk man i read the book and the text and they seem fine to me
true
so you read the book just to use ai to write the essay ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
thats the thing, it writes it like a book
a lack of experience in writing essays and lack of time to figure allat out
it also plagiarizes and has the tendency to write false information since itโs literally a database of random shit
ai is also at the inbred stage where it uses its own writing to write new texts
overall, at least at the moment, itโs disadvantageous to use ai to write texts ๐๐๐
for now
i consider ai a smart search engine
chatgpt was revolutionary at the time now its just dogshit slop
they do have their uses though ill give ai that
its easier to ask ai for code than figuring out how to correctly write ur request to find correct stackoverflow question that correctly answers ur question
oh brother
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or you can go back to monkey and actually learn
i get ai writing but ai programming? ๐๐
i am asking for docs and basis solutions really
its not like vibe coding is that uncommon
i only use ai to define words, solve and explain english grammer and know entomology of some words
hi
literally what i need
ion wanna figure out how a rust library works when it lacks so many docs
i cna just ask ai to write basic example and go from there
does anyone know how to restart gauntlet mode? im at the last part but it crashes. i cant go back either
aww why that :(
haii
i use it to sort my data, turns out itโs pretty damn good at making csv spreadsheets
Calling AI Smart is a bit of a stretch. Itโs only as smart as you make it.
check pins in #halfsword-chat-โ
def smarter than google
I trust them all as far as I can throw them
i assume you mean google ai, Gemini?
no i deepseek everything
i dont see anything about it
a lot of ais are banned in russia so deepseek is the way
anyways i go sleep goob night
goodnight manpoopens
Deepseek after I ask what happened in Tiananmen Square, June 4, 1989:
etymology ;)
i love entomology, kinda wanna be an english entomologist but i dont think thats going to pay rent in an arabic speaking country
I meant June 4th
juneteenth
or even english speaking country i dont think there is anything an entomologist can do other than study languages and say cool facts about it on youtube and invent a language no one asked for
etymologist
etymologists on youtube are annoying ngl
I study linguistics and even I think they're obnoxious
Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint
i make conlangs and even i think theyโre obnoxious
whyy theyre cool people
count the number of blinks, if itโs a multiple of two heโs held at gunpoint
like that human1011 person he makes cool language comparison videos where he shows like 1 thing and how its done in multiple different languages
yeah but him and etymology nerd both have such grating fucking speaking voices they make me wanna forsake my speech faculty
just so I never have to hear them again
that one toki pona video โน๏ธ
human1011 is โ๏ธ๐ค personified
exactly, i love the content but i donโt like the human embodiment of the nerd emoji
are we the same fucking person
idk man seems normal to me
ok, lubricating a treadmill is quite a pain in the ass
lubricating it for what?
i mean yeah it makes it impossible to run on duhhh
/nsrs
i think he did start some of his videos like this
wearing glasses and pointing up
he's always doing hand shit
to reduce the friction under the track
he's like the "hi my name is charmander" guy
Thpider
yeah idk whos that
it's tricky to adjust the track so it doesn't slide to the left or right
eat it
Kill me
he gives me these ^ vibes
๐
No :(
I love how in this picture he doesn't have a wallet, just a fistful of cash
I thought I forgot about that damn video ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
to rich for wallets
LMAOO
the gif did give me these vibes
I like to imagine theyโre all 1s and heโs posing next to his sports car in a suit that has a โCEOโ name tag on it holding $12
discord latency stuff bla bla bla discord suxks
true
DEAD DOVE
DO NOT EAT
throw him in a river
yes
Seximology
I donโt know what I expected.
only kinda linguistics I care about
memeology
Not to be confused with Homoseximology
all the ladies love my skills in seximology
who wants a lecture on how the buddha totally fucked
Sheepology
baaaaiology
rali has a masters in it
Not a baaaachelors?
oh my god it just keeps coming ๐ญ
shut
ILLUUUUSIOOOONNNSSS
Illinois
Master's in Sheepology, a baaachelor's is baaaaiology
Dude half the time AI just repeats reddit or qoura comments verbatim.
๐๏ธ
๐๏ธ
so whatโs your return policy?
i am so hungry i could eat a
Skibidie toilet
someone think of a funny joke already
waiter! waiter! more weight please!
youโre getting thrown into the volcano sorry
Iโll parry
What
Call me lord Scrotamus because I'm chasing the fucking bag
I ball so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack
I donโt know shat youโre talkin about </3
Halo Reach
I stopped playing when they added that
what if you tried to go to heaven but god said: #################
Shits
fun fact, it auto triggers way more often when there is a player in the server whose account is under 13 years old
Back in my day we built to survive zombies
Back in my day you could say the hard r on Roblox
I got tilted at the fact I couldnโt cuss people out anymore
back in your days pz didnt exist so shush
roblox 1984
1980-blox
you stupid horse fart!!
Is tf2 older than you </3
probably idk
Hi flora
when was it released
you sometimes can't say Jesus on roblox
I remember Roblox from 20...11 I think
it auto blocks names
two thousand and seven
๐
yeah its 1 year older
Oct 10 2007
๐
Tf2 referenceโฆ..
That had a pirate game where youd have teams try n shoot cannons at another ship, and players steered n stuff. Sea of thieves reminds me of it
tf2 is older than me by 1 year and 2 month
or 10 months idk how to math properly
HE SAID THE THING
Sea of thieves is incredibly historically inaccurate. It was almost unheard of for pirates to fight each other.
99.999% of the time they raided British or Spanish ships
then just dont raid other players smh
10 years in the joint ๐ฃ๏ธ
They need to add private games ๐
were you someone's prison bitch ๐ฃ๏ธ
probably
I wanted manicotti
Me when I summon the kraken in sot
bring that shit kazuma ๐ฃ๏ธ
dinner
T
Someone likes helluva boss
holy shit what is that amount of salt
False
I like to observe the creatures that do
A shame in that case
Truly is a shame that such brainrot has such a large audience
If it's funny and entertaining then I don't see the issue
But then again I'm autistic, so maybe that's just incorrect logic
I should be judgemental instead
Fair
isn't that the one where verbalace paid 50k
I'm also judgemental
Wait so skeletons don't rise from the sea?
they fall down from the skies
They do
zoooom
Average driver in the northwest us
what the fuck
You get used to seeing things like that
Well where I'm from at least
it'll buff out
10 yo me driving around in gta 5:
manticmanticmanticmanitanticmanticmanticmanticmanticmanitc
Silly head x 9

cooking
I guess that makes sense, if they raided other pirates all they'd get for all the bloodshed is maybe gay sex and some infested hardtack
His greed sickens me
What of the poor and needy?
His potat
what of them?
Then by god give them what they need! Are you mad?
Mad as hell
hi i havent spoken in this server for like 6 months but does anyone know why i can use nitro features if i didnt buy or accepted a gift
am i cooked
Needy...s nuts HA GOTTEM
i remember you
i think
there are discord quests that you can do that give you 1 day of nitro but it doesnt show the badge
Its not blue berry
they do not deserve them
Its an imposper
no, i am the mod's henchman
oh lmao i must've done one by complete accident
ohh
where do you even view those
if youre on pc go to discovery (the compass below the server list) then quests
if youre on mobile go to settings then quests
uhhhhhh
dude at this point either contact discord support or live with it
Amon-gus fring
what about willie though
i mean im worried a payment method might've been compromised
even though i've never done a purchase on discord
You dont show the real you to the world
can you go to settings then nitro them send a photo though make sure not to reveal any personal info if there is any
YOURE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER
i'll tell you what it says
oki
oh it just says the free trial is activated
You donโt have to worry about not revealing personal info, we already know it
can someone give me the video of the knight dancing with half sword music in the background
oh yeah? then which pyramid do i live in
The ihhhdndjdi
Hgjjj
Egypt
One
Checkmate
damn
Pirate pyramid
she got me
I live in bass pro shop pyramid
its pharover
Do you own a kopesh
rate my house
my great great great great grandfather's grandson's uncle's friend's mother-in-law's neighbour's sister's neighbor owned one
Thats dope !! :D
I want one
oh so we both live next to eachother
sell your soul to raa
No, I donโt even know what he does
youre a sheep so all you have to do is sit on in the temple and eventually someone will take you and eat you
Bro doxed al-jufer muabid pheroh of djatass
he gives kopeshes
the ancient sudanese kings are gonna be so angry
Woah, nononononono, nonono, I will SHOOT anyone who tries to eat me with a GUN
but you get a kopesh
idk about you but this is a win win situation
Sudanese NUTS HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA GOTTEM
Wait no
I will use it to KILL the attackersssuh
be sure to lock your pyramid because i may have sent 2 snakes and a goose to kill you
exactly, thought you only get it AFTER youre eaten
That makes no sense >:(
trucking do be fun
What the truck
rali you cant say that :(
The Pharaohโs Property Tax
rate mine
you get a kopesh though!!!
kopesh !
what would you guys pick
personally id choose to visit the united kingom website
i think id stay
fair enough
Telltale
lmao true
the united kingdom will remember that
Slow day, McWonderBeast </3
Its a slow, slow day
Is that good or bad for your work?
Boring :(
Iโm not being given much of anything to do and thereโs no callss
Yeah that can make the day drag on.
Might buckle down and just start playing zomboid guessr
are these the pyramids in kush?
lol. I have yet to try it.
or you could watch educational content
I got really good at b41 but now that they updated it, Iโm fucked anytime its in brandenburg or ekron </3
Yeah I would be too. I still have not played B42 at all.
Its lots of fun when you kill muscle strain because that feature is STUPID !!!
yes
im so goated
i love how nowadays the word "kush" is used to describe weed
unfortunate
fair
Is muscle strain new or is it the same mechanic just expanded from exercising?
I always start out Obese and spend the first week starving myself and working out.
Yeah pretty much, but it hits the same day and after like 5 kills
Its just needless, especially on top of like three other exhaustion/damage systems
Does this change with how active your character is? It makes sense to an extent but if you can never out train it it's a needless hurdle.
Its determined by your weapon level for some reason
Like your strength has no bearing on it
I think its half baked and kinda thupid
Bad balance IMO. Should be tied to strength and fitness level.
My fatties should get pains after the first few swings.
And why introduce something that only slows the early game rather than expanding on the end game?
Heart attack feature
hello
Fkass game had the best run of my life on ultimate challenge and the just suddenly crashed never playing this sh
3 Months no hygiene routine or water.
When sleeping you must have a blanket over your head so you cycle breathe your farts.
Soda and greasy bread is all you may consume.
I am in fact a Gold Member.
nice embed
At the risk of being overly judgmental I think the nature of his goals he may enjoy the ego boost of a bunch of fat nerds using him as a meme.
Goober princess?
This sounds like brainrot. 
my brain is rotted
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My guy I am infected already. I said some shit that made my kid cringe and not in the classic parents are embarrassing way.
does it ever happen to you guys when youre too burnt out to study and too burnt out to play and chat on discord
Good time to get some sun and fresh air.
so what the fuck goes on in here?? ๐ณ
wish my parents would let me lmao
No.
they would just tell me to go study
are u not allowed to go outside
i am they just prioritize studying these days
Omg holyfuckingshit hai manticcc omggg
Omg holyfuckingshit hai raliii omggg
stunstick from hl2 but real
okay then go outside
In #general-catfish-๐ฑ๐ anything can happen as long as it is within our server #rules.
#halfsword-chat-โ Is dedicated to general Half Sword related topics.
#1047240101152960525 Self explanatory.
#1270577738826256536 The cool kids club.
#1244313050174197850 Where the pimps hang out.
Omggoodness somg hiiii hello hruuu
Find a window?
hit me with it
its a flashlight
No schnoz thread advertisement :( https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1361486193476370562
hes wallowing in self pity rn he cant
ok
Not quite yet.
still heavy
im gonna terrorize all the homeless people while dressed as a civil protection unit from half life 2
Willie bot broke and no longer adds me to threads. I have never seen this place wth.

protest in front of vavle building and tell them to release hl3
Words of Wisdom: Homeless often have knives.
uhhh
what if they were the tweaker ones?
the zombie ones?
actually nvm they might have needles
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1331761837489917954 anyways yall join up
spam dumb shit
thanks God, may I make a wish?
Tweakers 100% have knives.
Fent zombies you will be fine.
You can but there is no guarantee to will be granted.
i got muted for a minute last time i said f-e-n-t
I wish you a great day
Bummer.
So he tests it lol.
yes lol
i deadass thought this was an area on a map
1921 borders of poland
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Bluhhd
oh ok
Key word missed. Emo.
but its a super magnet, SUPER
you should thrust a sword in their face, it will stick no matter what
In my experience emo and scene kids preferred the silicon and plastic piercing's. Metal heads literally were the ones with heavy metal piercings.



