general-catfish-🐱🐟

[lunar stream]

#русский for example

[cosmic rain]

Or channels and roles

Whatever it is

[nocturne plank]

why can't i post a bug report

[indigo hare]

You can in #1047240101152960525

[nocturne plank]

it doesn't let me

[indigo hare]

Wdym? It works for me and the last post made was 6 minutes ago

[nocturne plank]

not for me

[indigo hare]

Idk what to tell you. Restart discord

[trim copper]

maybe you didnt choose a tag

[nocturne plank]

i did

it shows a stop sign

on the mouse

[indigo hare]

Take a screenshot

[nocturne plank]

ok i posted it

[modest cosmos]

how do i customize body in free play

half sword

[agile plume]

wdym

[astral basin]

Man I got way too drunk and now I feel like shit

[modest cosmos]

you know how in the wip stuff they made it look like you could customize willie however you wanted

[agile plume]

i think that will come later

[modest cosmos]

yep understandable since its a demo

cant be that hard since its basically already in the game with the randomizer

just gotta add some sliders and a menu

its obv not as easy as that but principle is still the same

[random lion]

They could add it to the demo at any point if they wanted to I'm pretty sure, I think there's a reason it's not in the demo.

[modest cosmos]

why though if its literally called FREE play

[random lion]

I don't know the reason, but there must be one

[agile plume]

relatable

[modest cosmos]

also the timer for how long you can be on the ground before losing is bs

[lucid juniper]

why do i spawn in the abyss when i die

and lose my progress

[random lion]

Banished

[modest cosmos]

idk

[agile plume]

what r u even sayin

dude def on sum

[random lion]

Buh?

[agile plume]

Bah

[random lion]

Guh

[modest cosmos]

stop or tts

[agile plume]

Yes

[modest cosmos]

NO

HOTSPOOOT BROOO

[lucid juniper]

i guess

[modest cosmos]

NOOO BROO

[shadow rock]

It's like purgatory if you die in the abyss you lose your progress if you live and win in the abyss you keep your progress it's basically the Willie afterlife but nobody knows what comes after the abyss

[modest cosmos]

when you get hit so hard you just stare at bro like this

[safe raft]

zoo wee mama I'm level 2
https://tenor.com/view/gah-weird-gif-11421000

[lunar stream]

getting gmod mods only to realise
ho god

[agile plume]

ok

[random lion]

I got about 4 hours of Sons Of The Forest footage and all together it was 51 GBs 😭

I 100% need to get am HDD for recordings and media files.

[plush harness]

half

[lunar stream]

i did not need to know that

[pine hawk]

anyone else unable to do baron because of crashes?

[random lion]

I was just adding onto that message :c

[lunar stream]

learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.

[fringe zodiac]

but...newton

[random lion]

I'm confused why you have a problem with it though, aren't you also bringing something up randomly?

Seems hypocritical

[lunar stream]

and is sending a message unrelated to anything else a reaction?

[random lion]

It is related :/

[lunar stream]

to what
where has gmod been talked about before my message

i wasn't joining into any conversation

[pulsar owl]

bro follows ZERO conversational maxims

bro is a linguistic anomaly

[modest cosmos]

its literally just a sentence bro calm down 🤞💔😭

[neat tundra]

25 life sentences

[random lion]

Do they have good food for me there atleast?

[neat tundra]

learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.

[random lion]

I'll remember this if I get pulled over.

[modest cosmos]

This man might be shakespeare

[dim lion]

this man is a trooper.

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2fPlK0ccrcXOS-m2/spok?invite=cr-MSxVMnksMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[modest cosmos]

blueberry whats wrong with berserk

[dim lion]

Does that sum it up

[modest cosmos]

uhh not really

[dim lion]

okay let me get a little more detailed

people constantly ask us to add the Dragonslayer Sword and It drives me insane

[limpid prawn]

yes it does

[modest cosmos]

also add the dragonslayer sword

[limpid prawn]

good job fitting all that in a 3 second clip

[dim lion]

I will add your flayed corpse

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-bob-gif-25919658

[unkempt zodiac]

blueberry has gone berserk

[modest cosmos]

scroobert?

[dim lion]

"omg I get to be part of halfsword!"

[unkempt zodiac]

scroobert.

[spark quartz]

sshhhh

[modest cosmos]

please stop

[modest cosmos]

why are you scroobert

[dim lion]

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[unkempt zodiac]

this is a good question

[modest cosmos]

stop

[dim lion]

don't stop

[spark quartz]

addicted to the shindig

[modest cosmos]

may i send a sad man sitting on a fence (with his buttocks out)

[dim lion]

tru...

[spark quartz]

it's difficult being cultured

[dim lion]

As long as it's not NSFW I don't see the issue

[modest cosmos]

well does a nakey butt count as nsfw?

[shadow rock]

I miss playing half sword

[limpid prawn]

I miss playing half sword

[dim lion]

I'd probably just pass to play it safe for now. We have deleted memes of half naked people before but usually they're in the shower or something so it's a bit different

[modest cosmos]

can i describe what i see

[limpid prawn]

are naked willies ok?

[dim lion]

go ahead

[modest cosmos]

yes

[unkempt zodiac]

if you have to question posting something you probably shouldn't post it

[dim lion]

Willie is greenlit

[spark quartz]

blueberry can i post something

[honest hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns

[shadow rock]

I can't believe my mouse killed itself mid game

[dim lion]

Ominous

[spark quartz]

horrible and awful and no good

[modest cosmos]

i see a naked man sitting on a fence with his buttocks out in a clear view of a shooting star

[lunar stream]

omg it's the guy from fortnite

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1352343477928722503/6e893d5a6f6dda3f8ce66d2ea21b3e443f7f2bc6e5c838af9513b2c951e902fc_1.gif.gif

[verbal geyser]

mega ripppp

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065384269779837010/1238516948082491392/GMd1rrK62N.gif

[dim lion]

this gives me enough to paint a picture

I see

[modest cosmos]

wait blueberry can i remake it in paint

[dim lion]

bet

Or just censor the ass with

[honest hedge]

The fortnite version's skin is way too smooth.

[dim lion]

funny ..

[shadow rock]

Now I have to get a new mouse

[dim lion]

Don't get a Bluetooth one fr

[verbal geyser]

💔

[shadow rock]

Yeah I use the ones you plug in it's easier to use

[dim lion]

Yehh I'm not a fan of latency. Some BT mice are okay but most are mid tbh

[shadow rock]

[modest cosmos]

this is basically the picture

[spark quartz]

bluetooth? blueberry? bluetooth dragon

why is the sun peeing

[dim lion]

[modest cosmos]

its not peeing you dingus

[dim lion]

pondering

[modest cosmos]

and its a shottoing star

[spark quartz]

uhhh then why does it look like it is

[shadow rock]

The sun is leaking the sun is leaking the sun is leaking the sun is leaking the sun is leaking the sun is leaking

[spark quartz]

that's a bad shooting star it looks like the sun is peeing

[dim lion]

Exactly smh how didn't he know

[modest cosmos]

ts

[spark quartz]

never be an artist

[modest cosmos]

fuck you i was doing it on a mouse

[spark quartz]

those two pictures literally look nothing alike

[dim lion]

I got the message

[modest cosmos]

uhhh yes they do

[dim lion]

[spark quartz]

no the first one is the sun peeings

[modest cosmos]

wait can i put a lil censored logo on his cheeks

[shadow rock]

Drawing on a mouse is difficult smh

[spark quartz]

yeah i could imagine it's probably hard to keep the mouse still while you try to draw on it

[shadow rock]

Like I drew my pfp on a mouse and I'm pretty sure it took me an hour and I'm still not happy with how it looks

[modest cosmos]

here it is

the final product

[spark quartz]

stupid

[pulsar owl]

I'm not happy with it either, I'm gonna become your biggest critic FYI.

[modest cosmos]

what 😭

[spark quartz]

based

[spark quartz]

you fuckin heard me

or read me i guess

[modest cosmos]

fuck you you meat rider

[spark quartz]

yeah ok bro and you draw suns peeings

[modest cosmos]

also why is he here

[shadow rock]

Yeah later today I'ma probably fix up the eye slits and fix the cross because it looks like one whole piece even though it should NOT look like that

[modest cosmos]

you cant draw for jack lets see you try and recreate it huh

and i was doing it from memory

[spark quartz]

my artistic abilities are so far beyond your comprehension you wouldn't be able to understand it

[modest cosmos]

yeah sure buddy keep dreaming

[spark quartz]

my reality is your dream

[modest cosmos]

your reality is shit

[honest hedge]

I call this Hemmorhoid Potatoes Of The Quantum Demesne.

[shadow rock]

You aren't an artist unless you've drawn something like this

[pulsar owl]

already my hating has motivated the artist, the market at work ladies and gentlemen

[spark quartz]

nuh uh

[modest cosmos]

MASTERPIECE

[shadow rock]

Awesome

[modest cosmos]

praise the hemmorhoids

[spark quartz]

Now that right there, that is art

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/diarrhea-has-the-runs-gif-2775232270222157206

[honest hedge]

It's an expression of pain.

[modest cosmos]

this is true art

[pulsar owl]

art imitating life

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1355589829227839569/0f8e1565-988a-4915-851d-f3b08f89fa50.gif

[modest cosmos]

nope no thanks nuh uh

[spark quartz]

Life is indeed pain after all

[shadow rock]

Literally me at 2:45

[pulsar owl]

I hate-

[modest cosmos]

no racest

[spark quartz]

I hate that I must be but I must be so that I can hate

[unkempt zodiac]

i love

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/singer-arrester-indy-simon-gif-5777414

[shadow rock]

Segregation against the fishken people

[spark quartz]

Yoooo he's sick asf!!!!

[modest cosmos]

are you using android

[shadow rock]

That image got me banned from the official helldiver's 2 server permanently

[modest cosmos]

whaat

[shadow rock]

Yuh

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-freshleb-freshleb-streamer-freshleb-twitch-gif-4586167932837477628

[pulsar owl]

smoking that huawei pack

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/migaa-gif-21088777

[pulsar owl]

got my phone exploding

[pulsar owl]

fishken is what Miyazaki is gonna call the fish people in the new bloodborne game

[shadow rock]

Fun fact when I was downloading this image it almost made me do a factory reset

[pulsar owl]

compression algorithms cannot handle the entity

[shadow rock]

Look closely

[modest cosmos]

what even is that supposed to be

[shadow rock]

Idk someone I know made the model

[pulsar owl]

this is the model they use when they 3d print the nerds at the nerd factory

[modest cosmos]

delete it and install it 3 times for infinite money glitch

[pulsar owl]

5 million iraqi dinars instantly in your checking account

[shadow rock]

Infinite factory reset glitch

[modest cosmos]

infinite debt glitch

[shadow rock]

Definitely

[pulsar owl]

dolphinitely

[frigid jay]

Take out 7 credit cards max them out and never pay it back

[pulsar owl]

this is how bezos made his first million i'm not joking

[shadow rock]

You don't look at the entity

[pulsar owl]

don't look it up just do it

everyone can form a multi-billion dollar corporation if they simply max out their credit

damn fiscal irresponsibility shut the whole damn channel up

[spark quartz]

I too got banned from that server

[shadow rock]

And how is that

[spark quartz]

Mods are a bunch of pansy ass bitches over there

[shadow rock]

Yeah that's probably why I got banned

[spark quartz]

Secret :3

[shadow rock]

Nobody likes the nut s#ck face

[spark quartz]

Our mods are like the overweight biker bitch that eats pizza and drinks beer, the mods at the hd2 discord server are silly billys

[spark quartz]

Yeah yeah we get it bro you don't like furries or whatever

[forest juniper]

you got banned from helldivers for just posting a meme?

[shadow rock]

Yuh

[spark quartz]

They're very strict over there

[forest juniper]

thats pretty wild considering helldivers fanbase

lmao fuck those nerds

[spark quartz]

Dude fr, m rated game and they wanted me to change my name from asschomp

Like bro your game is RATED M ffs

That's why my name is silly head now

[verbal geyser]

absolutely tragiccc

[forest juniper]

You shouldn't have given in asschomp

[verbal geyser]

No asschomp ://

[shadow rock]

The game is great but the server is horrible

[spark quartz]

They changed my name for me to "Please change your name"

So I didn't have much of a choice

[forest juniper]

I used to love love the game but its so fuckin old anymore to me

repetitive as shit nothing else to do

[spark quartz]

Idk man every mission feels different somehow in hd2

Like even if it's the same shit I always end up doing different shit to survive lmao

[forest juniper]

Idk I haven't played in a while, we stopped a bit after they added in cars

[pulsar owl]

heckdivers 2

[forest juniper]

we were fucking bugs up in city maps which was cool

[spark quartz]

That's it

[pulsar owl]

say that again

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-bro-you're-getting-touched-tonight-gif-14870187556092555468

[pulsar owl]

drop the "the", just "helldivers". it's cleaner

[shadow rock]

Yeah I like the randomness of it

[forest juniper]

you sound like a guy from that server

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/xela-bop-it-horse-gif-8430581664717368313

[forest juniper]

I do love the high risk reward aspects when you do pull shit off its nutty wild

[spark quartz]

It always ends up turning into a shitstorm in the best way possible

[dim lion]

so I have heard

yet they encourage toxicity

[pulsar owl]

i'm actually the guy who invented helldivers

John Helldiver at your service

[forest juniper]

helldive on these nuts

[spark quartz]

They encourage toxicity as long as it's their form of it

[wanton portal]

When are you gonna make heavengliders

[dim lion]

guys I found a legendary copypasta in the YouTube comments

[pulsar owl]

you can never play my game ever again

[modest cosmos]

muhehehehe

[lunar stream]

helldivers discord mods forced general chat 3 dwellers (me included) to basically fuck off and move to a diff channel because "we didnt talk about helldivers"

[forest juniper]

ive played it to death already pussyman i DON'T WANT TO

[pulsar owl]

I need 500 dollars in my paypal to start development

[spark quartz]

Gen chat 3 was the best one too

[lunar stream]

YEAH

[spark quartz]

Way less traffic

[lunar stream]

gen 3 was a safe haven that has been ruined by the mods

[forest juniper]

this is why we dont join game discords unless its halfsword

[pulsar owl]

the royal "we"?

[forest juniper]

The royalest

i have no respect in real life so I am going to try my hardest to seem important RIGHT HERE right now in my chat and god forbid you break my fucking rules pussy

[shadow rock]

Ngl the halfsword discord server is the one game server that's actually good

[forest juniper]

fr because theyre busy actually working on their fucking game or lean in w the jokes

[lunar stream]

at least mods here don't tell you to move channels even though you got used to one

[shadow rock]

Imagine if a mod here said "don't post memes in general"

[forest juniper]

just dont mention willie poop fetish

they hate that

[shadow rock]

There's no way that's an actual thing

[forest juniper]

The willie poop fetish incident

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-14651969146790610855

[forest juniper]

what is that creature

[shadow rock]

Rdr2

[forest juniper]

fuck

i miss red dead online sad they let it die

[indigo hare]

fuck is right
i stayed home from work so i can sign for a package ive been waiting for. its being delayed until tomorrow. fedex sucks

[forest juniper]

lmao at least you still got a free day

[dim lion]

That's quite literally the only place I post my memes

[shadow rock]

Moai your pfp I was working on turned into a 14th century helmet

[forest juniper]

its a video

[indigo hare]

hes very fast with his sound

[dim lion]

Socrates out here fr

[forest juniper]

nah theres no way theyre fr

[spark quartz]

Hi easter

[indigo hare]

hello silly head

[forest juniper]

we found out silly head's deadname

[spark quartz]

It's not really a dead name it's my actual account name

[forest juniper]

you just fucking ruin everything dont you

[spark quartz]

That's what my mom said too :/

[forest juniper]

hug

[indigo hare]

yeah but now theyre gonna deliver it when im at work. cant sign for it, so theyre gonna leave me the slip. im gonna show up to pick up the package and nobody will be there cause fed ex sucks!

[spark quartz]

Just quit your job

[forest juniper]

shoulda done ups boye

[indigo hare]

i will never recover from this

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358727064147984394/14c7429f012145128819d8beafdf6ed2.gif

[indigo hare]

my patience has run out days ago

[astral basin]

I feel like shit

[dim lion]

The shiggy wiggy

[forest juniper]

take medicine s

[indigo hare]

damn i was only the second reaction to #updates

[astral basin]

Damn update

[indigo hare]

i will never be first

[polar trail]

@sharp dagger bro stop pinging me

[modest cosmos]

another update wowee

[worn egret]

🎉 woooooo

[astral basin]

No that was me

[whole finch]

axe cange let's GO!

[forest juniper]

"2H Axes handling tweaked"

[indigo hare]

dont ping the dev team please!

[cyan crescent]

i love u guys

[green briar]

Oh thank god i can actually finish the ultimate challenge this time 🙏

[polar trail]

Or what

[modest cosmos]

NOOO DONT DO THAT

[golden nacelle]

can we please play against the bosses in free mod

[cyan crescent]

im about to frickin exploode

[forest juniper]

thank god i hope yall fixed the axes cuz you FUCKED EM

[bronze cradle]

final update this game 🙏

[split iron]

Thanks Halfsword Daddies ❤️

[indigo hare]

#rules you get a warning, and if continued a ban

[delicate anvil]

Public execution

[lavish dirge]

does this mean it'll actually behave when I swing the damn thing 😭

[polar trail]

Womp womp tell him not to be pinging me then

[muted copper]

KURWAAAAAAAAA I DEAD LIKE A AN HOUR AGOOO

[forest juniper]

i fucking pray and hope dawg

[dim lion]

even shorter abyss ? I thought it was already pretty quick tbh

[modest cosmos]

this man is dead

[lavish dirge]

turn off pings 💔

[worn egret]

dudes be like "stop pinging me" my brother in christ you chose the update ping

[chrome token]

@sharp dagger thank you

[indigo hare]

ill remove your updates role so you dont get the ping no worries

[golden nacelle]

rip

[brisk warren]

Bruh right after I hop off Ts cuz of fps drops they update it💔😭

[modest cosmos]

DUDE

[dim lion]

You literally have the role to be pinged

[chrome token]

?

[dim lion]

dolt

[polar trail]

Thanks

[bronze cradle]

When I cut an enemy in half the game drops a lot of fps. Has this been resolved?

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[golden nacelle]

durian

[modest cosmos]

dont tag frankie

[bronze cradle]

When I cut an enemy in half the game drops a lot of fps. Has this been resolved?

[mental minnow]

what happened to my play test 😭

[forest juniper]

oh no theyre challenging GOD OH no]

[chrome token]

why

[modest cosmos]

rules brother

[dim lion]

They were waiting specifically for you

[astral basin]

What's abyss

[brisk warren]

😓😓😓

[modest cosmos]

rule 1: obey chainonmanek

[astral basin]

Ain't that the demo

[mighty raven]

Wait so now I don’t go back to peasant when I die in the ultimate challenge?

[dim lion]

I'll let it slide this time

[forest juniper]

be deadass

[modest cosmos]

rule 2: obey rule 1

[astral basin]

Wdym

[rich plaza]

Probably not but who knows

[dim lion]

The demo is the new build!

[astral basin]

Wdym

[forest juniper]

have you played the new build yet lol

[modest cosmos]

no more playtest

[astral basin]

I gotta reinstall the demo?

[blazing atlas]

This game actually runs pretty good on Steam Deck

[modest cosmos]

yes

[astral basin]

Fuck

[forest juniper]

yea you gotta uninstall playtest

[pine hawk]

whens the next update

[dim lion]

all of the playtests physics and such have been moved to the demo so we have one active build

[modest cosmos]

playtest doesnt do jack

[green briar]

Tomorrow

[mighty raven]

If you die in the ultimate challenge do you not go back down to peasant anymore?

[blazing atlas]

Should see if you can get Steam Deck Verified

[dim lion]

it just came out ✋😭

[astral basin]

Is there now 1v1 in the demo?

[forest juniper]

no they j changed that

[pine hawk]

what would you know weather boy

[modest cosmos]

?

[dim lion]

yup! And a progression mode

[limpid nest]

did they make it so you dont lose baron yet?

[dim lion]

"the gauntlet"

[sterile dust]

how do i dodge?

[mighty raven]

Okay so now you just are back at the beginning of the challenge?

[pine hawk]

appears so

[modest cosmos]

the gauntlet 🥶🥶🥶

[astral basin]

Cool might play it when it's downloaded in approximately 5 days

[dim lion]

I think this update focused on patching that

[forest juniper]

i have no clue dawg i cant get past militia

[lunar stream]

i sure as hell wish this update dropped BEFORE I DIED IN ULT CHALLENGE

[simple cloak]

Gosted update

[mighty raven]

I wish you luck then

[forest juniper]

lmao thank you

[sullen garnet]

A good tactic with sword is move your arms up and sprint backwards,the character moves the upper body back

[quiet sun]

WOOO HOOO

[sterile dust]

ok thanks

[lunar stream]

ok chat real talk
crispy bacon or not so crispy bacon
the latter is my beloved

[sullen garnet]

Aside of that just get the hell away of any pointy/blunty thing

[astral basin]

Crispy

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-wave-greetings-hi-hello-gif-7698888542717415913

[quiet sun]

CRISPY all day any day melt in mouth level

[green briar]

Depends on my mood

[celest holly]

they werent that bad wym

[forest juniper]

swine is dirty and you should nolt be consuming it

[random lion]

Crispy

[sullen garnet]

Imma get executed.

But I am not really a fan of bacon

[green briar]

Then im the filthiest man of all

[versed stag]

Just let out a nice delicious juicy fart

[forest juniper]

the peasant axe is goated but the other axe is not

[quiet sun]

I do not abide by your religious or cultural views

[pulsar owl]

directional keys holding shift

[modest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-22625808

[forest juniper]

abide by them dickhead now

[lunar stream]

i do not care

[astral basin]

Walter

[sterile dust]

k thanks

[forest juniper]

youre all going to the rotten place sorry

[astral basin]

Ok

[quiet sun]

The hit television program “The Good Place”?

[green briar]

What is life without the thrill of danger

[celest holly]

which other one are you talking about the one that just has a sharp end like a pickaxe

[forest juniper]

yes thank you

[forest juniper]

the fuckin uhhhh yknow
its got a handle and an axe head on it
and its not the peasant one or the very very long one

[modest cosmos]

im going to punch my monitor

[forest juniper]

shouldve done your stretches first

[celest holly]

yeah that one fucking uskcs

[modest cosmos]

willie wasnt warmed up for backflip and paid the price

[grave ether]

game still crashes when you die in abyss

:(\

[grave urchin]

ayo does anyone know if its possible to make the "arrow time" more permenant and not dissapear each time I swing?

[forest juniper]

mines yet to maybe its your computer

[upper glacier]

Gotta say, that update is amazing and really funny. It’s funny cuz my friend was just complaining about fps drops, the final challenge being dummy hard, and wanting an endless

[grave ether]

my computer can run far less optimized and far mor intensive games but I guess it could be if it's just happening to me

[supple apex]

holy shit great update devs 🙏 actually fixed all the performance issues

[summer jackal]

Walter white?

[forest juniper]

i dont know for certain tho cuz i realized i dont play much of the new build because i keep ragequitting

[summer jackal]

in abyss?

[modest cosmos]

wulath

[dense jetty]

oh

final challenge no more prog loss?

[quick torrent]

Yo patch your games willies

[supple apex]

yeah, running at a stable 100 fps on high now, used to have to lower it to low graphics and still only get 60

[dense jetty]

why tf is slow mode on 😭

[dense jetty]

they optimized?

🔥

[supple apex]

they mustve, i didnt upgrade my pc overnight lol

[forest juniper]

limber and ready

[dense jetty]

they said fixed fps drops

was it drastic

[modest cosmos]

im not sure if ready

[summer jackal]

what about the the one with arenas? Is the fps better or bag ?

[forest juniper]

hes in prime boogie stance wdym

[dense jetty]

imagine I can play buhurt over 30 fps

[supple apex]

havent tried arena yet, i saw abyss was fixed so i jumped immediately in

[summer jackal]

Nah*

[autumn gull]

hmm..

[forest juniper]

hmm.....

[autumn gull]

dumb question, do i have to uninstall the demo and reinstall it for the update?

[forest juniper]

nah

[modest cosmos]

levitatinon

[forest juniper]

uninstall playtest
n j look up half sword on steam its its own thing

[dense jetty]

I just

killed the axe boss by picking up a candlestick and he just died

HE IMPALED HIMSELF ON THE SPIKE LMFAO

[autumn gull]

yeah uh, dont have that one

[fringe zodiac]

bruh they release not losing progress when dying in challange like 5 minutes after i get wiped there

[forest juniper]

yeah look on the store page bro

[uneven tree]

mf's really just shortened abyss right after i died during the final challenge and in abyss 😭

[dense jetty]

😔

[forest juniper]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…

Release Date

2025

▶ Play video

here

[autumn gull]

brother its just the demo thats available

[hard swallow]

yes, they actually began to care about their game, wow!

i can now play on high for fucks sakes finally

[solid citrus]

im still getting pretty big fps drops lol 🥲

[forest juniper]

yeah? the full games not out yet fuck you mean

[modest cosmos]

omfg

[forest juniper]

this is the new updated build

[glad pendant]

remember when we thought we wouldn't get an update til the end of the year then the devs added progression and updated to tweak and balance 4 times in a week? ❤️ i rember

[scarlet hawk]

small update but great update!@

[autumn gull]

i was asking about the demo- you were the one who mentioned the playtest

[spring vale]

anyone else ending up against beggars as a man at arms in free mode?

[forest juniper]

kin what do you want

[modest cosmos]

cube.

[fringe zodiac]

which tier is man at arms?

[dire kestrel]

All hail glorious cube

[forest juniper]

do you want to know how to play the new build?
if so, sent it
other than that help yourself cuz i dont know what the fuck you want

[unkempt zodiac]

abyss fps is fixed, praise be

[forest juniper]

The playtest was taken off, the demo is unavailable now i think?
now its just that new build

[bronze cradle]

lossless scaling in half sword is the final solution

[hard swallow]

I got. chopped in half. by a FUCKING KNIFE 😭

[forest juniper]

tada

[bronze cradle]

!

[modest cosmos]

anyone remember when half sword was set in like a random ahh room

[bronze cradle]

Lossless scaling is the best in half sword

[summer jackal]

you get cut in half so easily it’s annoying

[fringe zodiac]

u mean the abyss?

[modest cosmos]

nah a room

[forest juniper]

nah before that

i think it was on itch

[dire kestrel]

I remember playing that demo a long time ago

[modest cosmos]

itch version

[dire kestrel]

Yeah it was on itch

[modest cosmos]

also that cicada ass rumor or something 😭🤞💔

[hard swallow]

half sword is def going to be one of the only games that will survive the market crash upon GTA 6s release

[forest juniper]

what are you smoking lmao

[modest cosmos]

wow

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1358727064147984394/14c7429f012145128819d8beafdf6ed2.gif

[modest cosmos]

stop shimmying

[dim lion]

never

[forest juniper]

btw gta 6 is going to be the same regurgitated shit its always been and i cant wait to see the hype explode in everyones face

[hardy mango]

When Willie leaks

[forest juniper]

but im bitter because of red dead

[dense jetty]

anyone else run farmer as a peasant?

[modest cosmos]

honestly i think old punch phys were better

[dense jetty]

beggar*

[hardy mango]

O think

[dim lion]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/b0pja4xd5qi.gif

speed

[scarlet hawk]

always pitchfork even as commoner

[spice lily]

most people are still going to eat it up even if it sells for $100 like rumors say

[dim lion]

Indeed! Visual limb breakage is now introduced !

[modest cosmos]

where did the bone breaking msg go

[dim lion]

I

[dense jetty]

i dont care what they deliver it is not going to live up to the hype

[dim lion]

I don't know

[forest juniper]

I already know rockstar will stay winning cuz its rockstar lmao

[modest cosmos]

am i schizophrenic

[dense jetty]

not possible

[spark quartz]

Bouta drop a steamer

[dim lion]

[modest spoke]

Did the fps drops get fixed for most people?

[spark quartz]

Thank you for your support

[dim lion]

seems to have helped a lot across the board so far

[gusty lintel]

is the fps fixed in general cos i was lagging way more compared to playtest

[scarlet hawk]

It's really good

[gusty lintel]

okay im checking now

ty

[dim lion]

Let us know if you have issues!

[forest juniper]

blueberry what the fuck

i have a problem i need you to fix it

[gusty lintel]

will do 👍

[little wyvern]

this game is peak

[dreamy ginkgo]

these ppl make the gauntlet easier but dont fix the crash bugs

so annoying

[dim lion]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/b0pja4xd5qi.gif

[scarlet hawk]

be nicer to these people :p

[forest juniper]

im trying to talk in terms of genitals and the fucking halfsword discord server will not let me

[dense jetty]

is it just me or did axe boss get more competent?

[dim lion]

I know

[dreamy ginkgo]

wtf

[modest cosmos]

flight

[forest juniper]

you can see me struggling?

[dim lion]

I saw your automoded message

[tame dragon]

how to fix fatal error when trying to fight baron?

[forest juniper]

youre just going to let me lie here and thrash around instead of actually helping me

[modest cosmos]

pov: kidnapping

[dim lion]

are you still experiencing this after the event patch?

[dreamy ginkgo]

fr

[tame dragon]

yes

[dreamy ginkgo]

it just crashes after stage 5 or 6

[azure oxide]

Did they fix the issue where the game crashes with gore on in the ultimate challenge?

[modest cosmos]

im going to go take a fat dump

[hard swallow]

i got a fatal error but the game continued to run and closed when i clcike dok

[modest cosmos]

bbiam

[dreamy ginkgo]

👍

[forest juniper]

i see how it is

[azure oxide]

I guess they didn't fix thst

[tired lance]

EVEN SHORTER Last Chance Abyss (when u die in Gauntlet)
how do you supposed to be ready for challenger if you can't find anything and get to more tougher enemies quicker

[dreamy ginkgo]

i cant even complete gauntlet broo 😭 it literally crashes what seems like automatically right after stage 5 or 6

[dim lion]

would you mind making a #1047240101152960525 post in detail? This patch focused on that issue a lot so if you're still experiencing it, it'll be good to let the devs know

[spring vale]

by pressing ESC and going back to the menu

[supple apex]

yeah the game runs amazin now

todd howard youve done it again

[tired lance]

I'm getting pommeled by 4 knights while wearing armpads and helmet, rocking a peasant axe

[night hatch]

is the HS playtest removed?

all i see now is the demo

[gusty lintel]

much better after this update, my laptops laggy in general but i can tell it made a massive difference cos before it was unplayable, thank you

[dim lion]

I'd recommended trying to play on dx11/dx12 and see if it'll help. My first recommendation is always to change the direct X path that you're crashing with

[tame dragon]

i tried again and it works now,still inconsistent tho

[spice lily]

i archived my copy but yes its gone

[tame dragon]

still gives error time to time

[somber steppe]

Is it just me or is the game easier now? I remember I had a much harder time beating stuff like the abyss and the gauntlet mode but I literally punched a knight to death with my fists

[dreamy ginkgo]

so change it to dx12?

[dim lion]

Wonderful to hear

[dim lion]

Yeh. Give it a shot and lmk what happens

[dreamy ginkgo]

alr

[gusty lintel]

just out of interest also, is dx11 better or 12 for performance

[spring vale]

11 is stable, 12 not so

[gusty lintel]

okay thanks

[dreamy ginkgo]

i think 11 but i know the mod is supposed to answer

[quasi birch]

what is sword

[dreamy ginkgo]

i mean 12 is way more realistic so it is probably unstable

[dim lion]

Depends on your specs usually, but 11 is usually more stable.

Sometimes dx12 runs better for some rigs.

[gusty lintel]

oh right

yeah its prolly 11 thanks

[dim lion]

usually if you have a dx12 integrated graphics card it'll be a decent experience

[dreamy ginkgo]

also is there a reason why i lag if there is more than 1 willie im fighting against (it drops to like 70-60ish fps)

[clear canyon]

they RUINED ny game!!

[alpine siren]

why is the abyss so laggy

[kind jungle]

so is rank 9 even available yet?

[night hatch]

how do i do that

[smoky portal]

bro i was gone 1 week and everything changed

[velvet thistle]

What the FREAKING SKIBIDI!

[smoky portal]

hey blue

[dim lion]

The physics load is pretty high when introducing multiple characters. If you're staying at a stable 60 frames during multi Willie fights, I'd say that's pretty decent tbh

[dim lion]

Allo

[spice lily]

i wont be sharing any info about that since its kind of a grey area

[night hatch]

oh

[dim lion]

If you didn't delete the playtest you can launch it from your files but besides that it is unavailable

[night hatch]

any hints to point me towards the right direction?

[neat tundra]

Hbomberguy knows about and follows halfsword on Twitter.

What do I do with this information.

What if he makes a 7 hour video essay about me?
What do I do?

[night hatch]

ah sheet

[dreamy ginkgo]

i mean yeah, fair enough, but if i slice just one open it drops even more below 60 fps, maybe like 50 to 40 (i play on medium dx11 2560x1440p with rtx 3060 and i9-10900k)

[spice lily]

reddit is a good resource if you can find out where to look, but im not saying anything more than that

[night hatch]

aight thanks

[smoky portal]

shave your head and follow the british man

[dim lion]

That i9 carrying frfr

[dreamy ginkgo]

u think so?

[sturdy folio]

[dreamy ginkgo]

alright so i just tried dx12 and it crashed even earlier, i killed the first opponent in the gauntlet and it insta-crashed right after that

[dim lion]

I don't think it's the 3060. I have a 3060ti and it's decent but I still struggle here and there

[tame dragon]

"Once you get to Ultimate Challenge, you wont lose progress after death"

[dim lion]

hey you got further than a lot of people do with dx12!

[tame dragon]

it reset my progress

[kind jungle]

it doesnt work

[tame dragon]

i figured

[whole finch]

a video titled "Ragdoll Physics and Swords" is gonna show up in your notification box and it's going to be 8 chapters about something idk i'm not that smart man

[dreamy ginkgo]

yeah, but i still cant finish the gauntlet 😭

[dim lion]

it seems to be intermittent at the moment.

[dim lion]

what game settings are you usually playing on with dx11?

[rancid echo]

I used to play this game religiously

[dreamy ginkgo]

hold up let me check

[smoky portal]

it crashed when i died blue ):

[kind jungle]

i cant get past soildier without the game bugging

[dim lion]

You know the drill check that DX setting

[tame dragon]

i got a fatal error

this time i was just fighting

[kind jungle]

has anyone legit finished the gauntlet

[tame dragon]

yeah i wont be playing no mo

[neat tundra]

"My conclusion is alll current evidence points to jaboody and uberhaxornova being the voice actors, I am very smart"

Kepontrucken found locked in garage inside running car

[dim lion]

Many people

[kind jungle]

really? stupid buggy physics and broken AI makes me lose all the time

[dim lion]

it's insane how quickly some people will give up on something rather than trying to troubleshoot

[dim lion]

Define broken ai

[neat tundra]

Post gameplay

[jaunty jetty]

This stupid glitch happened where the enemy hit me with the sword and I died. Such bad coding.

[dim lion]

Post al 2

[tired lance]

fuck this, this is unfun

[kind jungle]

hitting the willie constantly but they just tank all the hits and run me over like a car

[cosmic rain]

Why did they make abyss even shorter 😢

[echo sun]

When does weapon selection become not ass

[cosmic rain]

Ts pmo me off 💔

[whole finch]

midway through the video he stabs the voice actors to see if they actually sound like that or not.

he doesn't go to your house

[echo sun]

Cause waiting for the full Vera is a pain

[dreamy ginkgo]

blueberry can i send you the screenshot over dms i cant send pics in the server

[dim lion]

strong boy

[dim lion]

Go ahead!

[kind jungle]

yeahh...no lol

[echo sun]

Make weapon selection not ass please

[neat tundra]

"Kepontrucken is a bad voice actor.

When he's in pain for real he sounds like eugghrhhhhhh but in the game he sounds ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[dreamy ginkgo]

i sent it blueberry

[tired lance]

it's very frustrating if you literally can't win abyss even with lowest damage to player cause there are no spaulders spawning and the boss chops off your leg

[lunar stream]

what

[vocal mantle]

My Ranked has been reseted after the update?

[tame dragon]

well thats me

will try when things are fixerd

[dim lion]

you usually have the power to fix things yourself

js

https://tmp.esmbot.net/b0pja4xd5qi.gif

[winter latch]

They should really bring back the ability being able to lift up an enemy AI and body slam them 💔🥀🥀🥀

[umbral bough]

the best thing to do is to just charge forward with any long spiky stick you can find and alt + push mouse forward before their weapons reach you

[neat tundra]

Npcs take the same amount of damage as you, you might not be using your weapon very effectively.

[dim lion]

Willie indeed gained a few pounds since last update huh

[tired lance]

try that on knight boss

[echo sun]

You can't pick weapons

[umbral bough]

that's how i beat the first 4 bosses easy

[lunar stream]

you can

[winter latch]

😔 💔

[umbral bough]

i just use that same spiky stick to slap his head until he falls over

[echo sun]

I want that one spear with a hook but I have to cycle for 5 minutes just to get it

[abstract ridge]

Just letting you guys know the playtest is still playable. Just open local files and launch the exe lol yall ain't getting me to uninstall that

[lunar stream]

been like that in the playtest as well

[echo sun]

Exactly

It's ass

[scarlet hawk]

You can get better stabs if you full extend with alt and then let go. Once you're ready to stab, hold left click to aim and tap alt to lunge

[echo sun]

Make it not ass

[lunar stream]

no

[umbral bough]

literally just practice distance control and vertical strikes to the head

[kind jungle]

my blade hits his side, makes him bleed, but does nothing more

[tired lance]

so how do you deal with him chopping your leg off with that giant axe of his?

[umbral bough]

that's how i beat the crap out of baron

[dense jetty]

just got

[honest hedge]

Why would you play the playtest? The free mode is just the playtest but updated.

[umbral bough]

he don't reach me so he don't kill me

[dense jetty]

one tapped by sword boss
i did not miss this mf

[undone onyx]

wait so when we defeat a boss and we die in a later stage we dont lose progress noe?

[umbral bough]

• i have armor of some kind already

[echo sun]

👎

[kind jungle]

also yeah, can we not get lied to in an update. dying at the boss DOES make you lose progess

[neat tundra]

Commit to the swing or stab, embed the blade, and twist.

[umbral bough]

it's not difficult to counter these guys when you utilize the historically-proven meta weapons the way they were intended to be used (long sharp sticks)

[neat tundra]

Free mode progress isn't lost, gauntlet progress is lost because that's the whole point.

[dense jetty]

omfg

[winter latch]

Yall know what's historical?

[kind jungle]

free mode ranks are now just unlocked so?

[dense jetty]

i got my leg impaled on a tiny candle stick during the bossfight

[quasi birch]

is there any way to access the baron mode without beating gauntlet

[undone onyx]

why would you have progress in free mode lol

[winter latch]

Wrestling, Bring it back 🙏💔

[lunar stream]

no

[undone onyx]

nah

[dense jetty]

rigged

[umbral bough]

no lol

[neat tundra]

The baron tier would sometimes relock on freemode, allegedly that's fixed now.

[umbral bough]

that's what happened to me so i had to just re-earn it

[lunar stream]

why is the veteran boss so easy like just dink him on the head once

[umbral bough]

i'm saying bruh

[dense jetty]

ask for someones save

[quasi birch]

all bosses are easy

[umbral bough]

use any decently long weapon and every boss is trivial

[dense jetty]

hardest boss is commoner boss

[quasi birch]

unironically true

[undone onyx]

dr

[lunar stream]

peasant tier pitchfork:

[undone onyx]

fr*

[umbral bough]

commoner boss is not that hard if you fearlessly charge forward with anything that can stab him

[dense jetty]

i beat him with a longsword before

[dim lion]

The head is more effective since last playtest tho

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2poWXmTLt-RRfjGn/spok?invite=cr-MSxvZTQsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[undone onyx]

same i just parried him then stabbed him in chest

[umbral bough]

literally all you have to do is learn how to stab while you charge forward and you straight up one shot him if he doesn't parry you

[dense jetty]

i parried and slashed his face

[undone onyx]

based

[umbral bough]

jam that peasant pitchfork into his torso and instant victory

[dense jetty]

i dislike pitchfork

[remote laurel]

the ultimate challenge is trying not to fatal crash before it finishes

[umbral bough]

i love it because that shit carries all the way into veteran

[undone onyx]

pitch fork is just a better spear

[undone onyx]

how do you bring it into veteran

[umbral bough]

for my previous gauntlet run i literally held peasant until i reached veteran

[dense jetty]

turn off blood

[supple apex]

suggestion: remove the abyss button and make breaking your neck the only way to get into the abyss. the first real skill check of the game 🙏

[dense jetty]

ion like the stabbing with the pitchfork

[undone onyx]

REAL

[umbral bough]

then upgraded into the war staff and held that all the way to baron

[dense jetty]

i use it like a billhook lmao

[dense jetty]

i agree

[undone onyx]

whats the war staff

[dense jetty]

i almsot shat myself doing it by accident on my veteran+

[neat tundra]

If you can't flick the head of willie, you can't flick a sword.

[umbral bough]

the spear thing with a LOT of spikes on it

[scarlet hawk]

agree!

[umbral bough]

that thing is a goddamn cheat code if the opponent isn't fully armored

it will find anything fleshy to latch on to

[dense jetty]

guys kitchen knife is slept on

[lunar stream]

you mean a plancon a picot

[modest cosmos]

back from ts turd

[winter latch]

🔥 '

[scarlet hawk]

instead of 'g', raising your weapon in the sky would be a cool way to go next in a hard core mode

[umbral bough]

yeah that

[undone onyx]

how do you bring lower level weapons to high levels

[quasi birch]

TRUE

[dense jetty]

my game just crashed during spoilance tf

[dim lion]

just select the class you want before entering!

[undone onyx]

ooo

[lunar stream]

imagine a dark souls roll in half sword

[dim lion]

Some people like to bring the pitchfork and hoe into the commoner battles

[errant minnow]

the finisher...

[undone onyx]

would be epic if there was a mode where you just fight bosses

[modest cosmos]

blueberry i still cant believe you sound like a divorced dad

[trim copper]

no
i am not imagining that

[spice lily]

crazy to me how people expect this game to run with minimal issues when it's not even a finished game

[umbral bough]

it's fantastic

that pitchfork is a cheat code to carry you into the armored tiers

[limpid prawn]

i used my spear until i got billhook in the t4 area

i love my short spear best weapon

[umbral bough]

and from there just go spear/billhook

[dreamy ginkgo]

chat i did it i have baron

[dim lion]

Personally I really like the stabby stabs

[quiet sun]

Years of moderating this hellhole will do that to anyone

[modest cosmos]

taguh

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222640885196525688/1358860215424127046/riakYr3.mp4?ex=67f560b1&is=67f40f31&hm=dc4d73dd798f6d3eb5ef5fca6b21dd4cd21a974b83cd6160bd0a7f338fa9dd29&

[dim lion]

and smoking 🗣️💥

[smoky portal]

its on dx 12 idk it just crashes everytime you go back to main manu from abyss

[modest cosmos]

just go to dx 11

[quiet sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195528734602711100/1358477311665770536/hello_eil_-_1908846247592550748_-_GIF_1.gif

[dense jetty]

ngl pitchfork is way better for bludgeoning than stabbing

[wanton portal]

Tomorrow is gonna be the best day of my life

[limpid prawn]

what happens

[scarlet hawk]

disagree!

[limpid prawn]

Agree!

[dense jetty]

what technique do u use for poking

[modest cosmos]

poke poke poke

[lunar stream]

poking

[trim copper]

schlatt dragon

[scarlet hawk]

max alt and then reset to poke alt

[modest cosmos]

jschlatt reference

[limpid prawn]

alt stab makes them like fly almost completely out of my hand so i dont bother with trying to do those stabs

[wanton portal]

I turn in every missing homework
I have
Afterwards I go to the gym with my best friend
Then I go home and take a long nice nap because it is summer vacation

[echo sun]

I TOOK ME 7 MINUTES AND 23ish SECONDS TO FIND THE WEAPON I WANTED

PLEASE MAKE THE SELECTION NOT ASSSSS

[limpid prawn]

so mostly a halfsword double click

[trim copper]

yes

[dense jetty]

i tripped on the boss sword 😭

[lunar stream]

we do not care

[echo sun]

Its a great game but this is so asssss

[trim copper]

rayeo be nice

[modest cosmos]

whoever can get a higher blood splatter than me is a certified BOSS

[undone onyx]

would be cool if we could click a box that says the type of weapon you want

[lunar stream]

nuh uh tae

[echo sun]

EXactly

just anything that isnt this

[undone onyx]

like one where you can select if you want one handed weapon or two handed

[modest cosmos]

ive got 200 eur on my hands rn what should i buy

[quiet sun]

WAHHHH WAHHHHHH BOOOO HOOOOOOO USE A TRAINER MOD IF YOU WANNA SANDBOX FUCK AROUND STOP CRYING AND SPAMMING IN GENERAL CATFISH WAHHHHHH

[modest cosmos]

wow dude calm down

[lunar stream]

half sword early access

[modest cosmos]

id rather gouge my eyeballs out

[indigo hare]

Can’t we all just get along
In these times I like to think, “what would Willie do?”

[echo sun]

lol

[wanton portal]

Omg the new chainonmanek class with the new chainonmanek boss

[quiet sun]

Sorry, 3rd time I saw this nerd complain and spam

[modest cosmos]

yes

[modest cosmos]

someone make this happen

[placid frigate]

turn damage to enemies and self to 0 and then try to die in fist play, it's quite funny ngl

[dense jetty]

i just died to spikey boss (i got stabbed right away cuz im using a pitchfork)

[modest cosmos]

and make my boss do spin kicks and shit

[dense jetty]

man pitchfork stab is so weird

[scarlet hawk]

so you don't want to manually move your moust forward to stab

[dense jetty]

am i stabbing wrong

do u not use alt to pull back then stab?

[wanton portal]

Just use the spiked spear then
Fight fire with fire

[plain scroll]

Probably hit someone with a hammer

[dense jetty]

i wanna try pitchfork for it

[echo sun]

omg you actually fixed the fps drops

[smoky portal]

hey maoi!!!!!!

[dense jetty]

idk if itd be efficient tho

[lunar stream]

a plancon*

[scarlet hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OamvdMT7po&lc=UgwOXrI15gOrOjJAR194AaABAg

[undone onyx]

placon is hella good

[scarlet hawk]

this is how I've been stabbing

[smoky portal]

embed FAIL

[scarlet hawk]

I didn't try :p

[plain scroll]

It's possible but staying at the correct range is a little tricky

[indigo hare]

Hello!

[modest cosmos]

its time to get our act together and worship the cube

[smoky portal]

maoi how much coffee do you drink

btw

[undone onyx]

ive never really used that weapon before ima try it

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-sunny-sunny-omori-discord-slowmode-gif-172704139273086376

[wanton portal]

Whats the best two handed axe?

[sage gyro]

if you want to see willie’s butt, right as you die, hit C to go into camera, when you spawn in the abyss, the game will freeze for a second and show you completely naked willie

[indigo hare]

None really. Just a lot of water all day every day

[undone onyx]

the war axe

i fucking love it

[wanton portal]

Which class?

[undone onyx]

i forgot what its called but its man of war i think

or something like that

[modest cosmos]

probably a big one

[smoky portal]

god of mor

[wanton portal]

Wow
The new god of war spinoff
Man of War

[undone onyx]

it feels hella good when you manage to get their neck with it

[smoky portal]

man of god

[dense jetty]

ty

[undone onyx]

yes

[modest cosmos]

just fartdw

[wanton portal]

Do you mean the axe with the tiny holes in it's blade?

[errant minnow]

teamwork...

[echo sun]

why cant I send screenshots here?

[verbal aurora]

Ah mannn. I glad they made it to where final challenge wont be gone. Wish it was done sooner doe. I had gotten it then died

[undone onyx]

yeeee

[quasi birch]

lol rip this update wrecked performance on all ends for me

[scarlet hawk]

yea! once you get used to it it's very helpful to have as a mixup

[unkempt zodiac]

you need to be level 3 to send screenshots

[undone onyx]

why do we never get access to the scythe

[modest cosmos]

cork

[echo sun]

:(

[undone onyx]

its the one boss weapon (i think) that the player never gets

[unkempt zodiac]

notoriously OP

[compact venture]

can someone please explain the absolutely bullshit damage system in this game to me? why do i die after being stabbed in the leg?

[quiet sun]

Man of God

[dense jetty]

ggs ur up against a taekwando master

[modest cosmos]

uhh no im the taekwondo master sirsee

[quiet sun]

Arteries, muscles, etc.

[plain scroll]

You can use it in an abyss run

[compact venture]

Getting stabbed in the artery is still not the same as being stabbed in the brain

[quiet sun]

“Dying” is you being unable to continue the fight

[plain scroll]

Lots of important blood vessels in the leg. Can bleed out surprisingly fast

[undone onyx]

bet

[quiet sun]

Incapacitated

[compact venture]

also why can the cleaver knife dismember when wielded by an npcs, but cant when by the player

[modest cosmos]

bro im not sure if i have an allergy to nuts

[quiet sun]

It can, you just aren’t good enough

[compact venture]

also is there no way to get out of an enemy's grasp?

[robust sentinel]

kicked a dude so hard he broke his neck and died before hitting the ground

[modest cosmos]

taekwondo master here

[quiet sun]

I’ll help you find out

[compact venture]

because they can

[plain scroll]

Kick

[quiet sun]

You gotta hurt em, but yeah their grip is pretty broken rn

[modest cosmos]

no thanks budster

[scarlet hawk]

i've cut the first boss in half a handfull of times

[compact venture]

with what? theres no sharp weapons on the first boss

[scarlet hawk]

knife

[errant minnow]

you ever just pull this shit off?

[quiet sun]

You can get a knife!

[compact venture]

too short

[random lion]

In the playtest sometimes they'd just superglue their hands to you and you'd be screwed 😭

[compact venture]

kills you before you can get remotely close and grabbing him or kicking him epicly does nothing

[scarlet hawk]

one good approach is:

bait attack: slo-mo sprint forward: double click at half distance to extend and hit center mass

[compact venture]

the scythe boss is literally the easiest one in the game

[modest cosmos]

please never talk again

[compact venture]

ok. scythe too long. he misses a hit and its over for him

[errant minnow]

everywhere i go... i see adel...

[tulip copper]

Can there be a channel where its general but we can only speak old english

[modest cosmos]

not really

[undone onyx]

nah the axe one is

[quiet sun]

You gotta mash their arms, make it so they can’t swing well

[plain scroll]

He ain't exactly difficult

[ruby notch]

as my first message in this server I'd like to say that is purely subjective

[modest cosmos]

hes difficult to me 😡

[compact venture]

what does double click do?

[ruby notch]

stab

[errant minnow]

stab/thrust

[tulip copper]

nah baron was the easiest for me

[ruby notch]

also hold left alt for the mode.

[scarlet hawk]

its nicer for short blades imo

[random lion]

Spears: annoying to fight, annoying to use.
Also spears: Easy to fight, easy to use.
How is it both 😭

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-hallelujah-tyler-perry-hallelujer-gif-16813666

[compact venture]

oh i kept doing that i didnt you could thrust simpler

[quiet sun]

Someone knows about alt stabbing before talking about combat!!!!

[ruby notch]

Stab mode goes so hard

[undone onyx]

i didn’t know it worked like that i always thought it was broken

[ruby notch]

it's one of the best functions imo

[quiet sun]

Truer words never spoken

[undone onyx]

ive always used mouse to stab

[compact venture]

i legit didnt know u could thrust without stab mode

[tribal sierra]

"wont lose progress dying on ult challenge" boy would i have liked that A WHILE AGO

[scarlet hawk]

I like double click for knife because you don't need to see the line to line it up, for polearms the alt tech is better

[random lion]

Wish it was a bit more accurate sometimes, the sway moves the tip off target often.

[ruby notch]

Yeah the wrists are a little loose sometimes.

[scarlet hawk]

that's why the alt tech is good 😄

it lets you aim the stab

[wanton portal]

Quick question
Does your school do like a clearance thing
Where you have to complete everything before summer vacation

[ruby notch]

that's true

Mine did

[random lion]

I'll always love VR games for this reason, wish B&S's weapons didn't feel so weird and funky though.

[dim lion]

The new phone is being set up

[tulip copper]

how did it get there?!?

[dense jetty]

spear grazed my neck unluckily and i died rip

[ruby notch]

determination

[random lion]

Fly

[dim lion]

pixel 9 xl pro ...

[dense jetty]

yeah im using a billhook next time 😭

[dim lion]

new camera ..

[random lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232391039873056820/1356260512647745707/Screen_Recording_20250331_153232_Discord_2.gif

[fierce hearth]

DID THEY FIX SLIDESHOW ABYSS???

[quiet sun]

Alt stabbing makes Longswords the single best weapon in the game

[fierce hearth]

bubery did they fix slideshow abyss

[quiet sun]

Dare I say they’re the best longswords in gaming

[supple apex]

will armor deformation be added at some point? would make blunt weapons feel much better

[ruby notch]

That and halfswording