halfsword-chat-⚔

[outer minnow]

How many are there?

[frank rose]

all

[outer minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/great-thanks-thank-you-cool-pumped-gif-5437974

[cyan cloud]

With John Halbschwert played by Jack Black, along with Kevin Hart as his comedic sidekick

[valid hill]

how do i reset progress

[restive barn]

smitor got banned

[outer minnow]

Like make a new character?

[valid hill]

no like reset all progress on gauntlet

[outer minnow]

Gauntlet?

[valid hill]

the progression

samthing

[outer minnow]

Oh, that, you can sell everything and make a new character?

[valid hill]

alr

[outer minnow]

You’ll still have all your money tho

[outer minnow]

I dunno how to get rid of the money

Other than like going into your saves in the files and deleting them which wouldn’t be that hard to do

[frank rose]

why

is there a reason now

[floral iris]

hey... why is there an earthmover?

[floral iris]

is that V1??????

[restive barn]

no it's just willie from half sword lmao

i'm not adding v1 to half sword

anytime soon

[floral iris]

do it

[outer minnow]

Hey, how many pieces are there to the black armor set?

[frank rose]

all

[outer minnow]

Fuck off

[floral iris]

i think like, the gloves and some other piece

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

what did he do

[floral iris]

lie?

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

he's right

[outer minnow]

He’s annoying and just says all whenever I ask people this

[restive barn]

oh

okay then

[outer minnow]

I have 4 pieces, but I know there’s at least two more than I have

But I don’t know if there’s a cuirass or greaves

[floral iris]

oh. i did not know there were that many

[outer minnow]

Those are the two I don’t know about

[frank rose]

thats all

[floral iris]

i just solod a burhert (however you spell it)

[frank rose]

and plus

https://tenor.com/view/green-humor-its-called-dark-humor-ben-shapiro-green-gif-9517223837801249922

[floral iris]

what is green humor

[deep shale]

hes lucky green is my favorite color

i would have crashed out at orange humor

[outer minnow]

Yep, armet, Spauldrons, vambraces, gauntlets, cuisses, shoes

[frank rose]

there are no greaves or black shoes

you are dumb as a doorknob

[floral iris]

i found a mercinery that has the armor im missing... maybe we should go into a dangerous battle...

[outer minnow]

There are black shoes I’ve seen em

[frank rose]

no

[eternal heath]

Yes

[frank rose]

its pure steel buddy

[outer minnow]

Also, go fuck yourself

[frank rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439536897603928074/1482395175413223666/geek.gif

[outer minnow]

I do that all the time for my stuff

[floral iris]

me and that guy who will not survive will fight our way through the milta tourney

[outer minnow]

Yeah, I hire people I see that have good armor and then just kinda throw them at impossible fights, what’s funny is sometimes they win for a very long time before dying

[floral iris]

i will give him the glory of the tourney first

[outer minnow]

Fair enough, just make sure you loot him before you head to the next one when they go down otherwise the body will disappear with the armor

[frank rose]

there are no

black sabatons

[floral iris]

well, were like five rounds in and hes still alive, i hope he dies. not just for the armor, but because i cannot afford him

[frank rose]

only the normal ones

[outer minnow]

Fair

[floral iris]

you know i might need him because i got very injured and im looking rather sluggish

[naive cedar]

Yo why the fuck has smitor been banned for reporting racism towards him

You trying to silence this shit by banning him for talking about it

Are you racist or some shit what the actual fuck

[floral iris]

next round is the final one, he shal fall now

[frank rose]

silly mod did it

he didnt with no reason

[floral iris]

damnit he survived

[naive cedar]

I've opened a ticket for it to see what I can do. This shit is fucking ridiculous

[frank rose]

i saw it all

[naive cedar]

What actually happened

[frank rose]

i can foward

[naive cedar]

Go for it

DMS are open

[frank rose]

it all started when silly mod banned the racist guy

[outer minnow]

Rip

[frank rose]

then he just banned smitor for no reason

[floral iris]

this guy gota die fast

[naive cedar]

Which mod was it

[frank rose]

silly mod

[naive cedar]

Oh shit wait that's their actual name

Fuck

[outer minnow]

You can use a buhurt, those are really good for killing them in a 1v3

[floral iris]

lowkey i might keep him around, we just brutalized a riot

[outer minnow]

What weapon are you using btw?

[swift aspen]

wait you can buy dudes to help you out?

[outer minnow]

Yep

In the training guy

Hire Muscle

[swift aspen]

ohhhh so that's what it means

[outer minnow]

Yep

They’re super nice help and also you can get good armor off them if they die

Depending on who you hire

[frank rose]

how is your ticket doing now

[floral iris]

alright, second "fatal error!" this morning

[swift aspen]

well i already have like 5 spare baron sets

[naive cedar]

Not even looked at yet

[outer minnow]

Fair enough

[outer minnow]

Rip

[frank rose]

what server smitor wasnt banned in

i presume the hs modding server

[naive cedar]

He's still in hs modding and I've got his dms

[frank rose]

dms

i gotta see

[floral iris]

oh god there are 11 spirits

[outer minnow]

You can pay them off

[floral iris]

no

im broke

[outer minnow]

Rip

[naive cedar]

Ain't much there other than him telling me about it and him showing me his map packs

[outer minnow]

Guess how many spirits I have rn

[frank rose]

is there a way to invite me to the server

[floral iris]

12

[outer minnow]

156

[floral iris]

oh wow

[naive cedar]

I'll have to ask lmao

Idk if I'm allowed to Invite people but if I am then I'll DM you that

[sand kestrel]

Is there lore to half sword

🤔🤔🤔

[outer minnow]

Probably

[floral iris]

well my armor is insured,,, who cares if there are thousands of spirits haunting my sleep

[frank rose]

yes

in the intro

[outer minnow]

Yeah, mine too

[silk spire]

i found a ufo out of bounds in alley

[outer minnow]

I also am really hard to kill since I’ve got full plate armor

[floral iris]

hell yeah, arm armor

[outer minnow]

Nice

[floral iris]

thats dave

we at 13 souls now

[outer minnow]

Nice

[floral imp]

man i hate this guy

[floral iris]

so sad i cant have a poleyn and grives

[outer minnow]

Yeah, but that’s what cuisses are for

[outer minnow]

Greaves*

[floral iris]

do i have to lean abut medieval armor just to play this game?????

[outer minnow]

No

It would help

But no

You’ll be fine

[floral iris]

my guy has finally died, i have full leg armor now

[outer minnow]

Nice

[outer minnow]

Now if you take an arrow to the knee you’ll probably be ok

[floral iris]

in all my... 2 days... of fighting never once have i seen an arrow

[outer minnow]

Tis joke of taking arrow to knee

Also there is a crossbow you can find and use

[floral iris]

i am aware of the joke

[floral imp]

halfsword EA still has permadeath right

[outer minnow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[outer minnow]

Btw what is your main weapon rn?

[floral iris]

longsword

[outer minnow]

What category are you in?

[floral iris]

just reached soldier

[outer minnow]

You should swap, as much as I love swords, they’re terrible against armor

Poleaxe with a pick on one end is where it’s at

If you halfsword the thing you get good control as well as really good damage against armor

It’s especially good if they have a spearhead on top

[floral iris]

18 souls now

[floral iris]

nah, id sword

[outer minnow]

Ok, I wish you the best of luck

[floral iris]

I'm still slaughtering the goddamn beggars

[outer minnow]

Yeah, but one thing about warpick headed poleaxes is that they can punch through plate if you apply enough force

Like actually go through

[floral iris]

i found a spiky mace and its doing well

[outer minnow]

Two handed?

[frank rose]

no

only in abyss

[floral imp]

yea thats what i meant

[gilded veldt]

i kinda wish ea was more like the demo

[frank rose]

excuse me

[gilded veldt]

?

[deep shale]

same

i had to go back and play more demo after playing plent of EA lol

[lost whale]

me when i go to #references♥_1450-1470 and see this thing pop up again

oh wait, maybe this is better in general catfish... meh

[deep shale]

i think that's a bib

like for eating

[tight bear]

Poleaxe is the way

[deep shale]

its the thing which babies wear when you're doing the airplane gimmick to get them to eat food
only armored

[lost whale]

it's to weight them down, because otherwise they float up at certain altitudes

[tight bear]

It's actually a leaf from the kokiri.

[quasi gazelle]

I hope this game adds points shop stuff because a bg of the slums would be fucking awesome

[tight bear]

Im hoping for a more refined weapon creator.

[grim summit]

im hopping for an actual update

[sturdy jolt]

The biggest thing in the next update will be a free mode rework

[grim summit]

i'm hopping for any update at this point 3 months without a content update on a solo game is a long time

especially when its an alpha

[vapid hull]

Oh heya, haven’t seen you in a bit

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah I haven't been super active recently

I'm getting back into it though

[gilded veldt]

for some reason my game runs terribly now so i have to make my game look like this or i run at 12 fps

[sturdy jolt]

Try going into the display settings and changing lighting and landscape to medium

[lost rover]

Turn foliage to an amount you prefer

[lost rover]

Maybe it's about the resolution too

[gilded veldt]

i have all my settings on lowest by the way

[lost rover]

One time i had an issue where it was super squashed alot

And pretty blurry

Try to set the resolution to your monitor's

[gilded veldt]

no this is intentional though

its just laggy i had to make it look like that or itd run horribly

[lost rover]

Oh

What are your specs

i have some recommendations

[gilded veldt]

gtx 1660 ti 8gb ram yes its ass but it worked fine like 4 months ago

[lost rover]

That's weird

I have a 1080ti and 16gb ram but it runs high pretty good and epic for some shots

Check task manager for any RAM anomalies

[vapid hull]

Hell yeah :D

[gilded veldt]

theres 6 gbs being used right now

[lost rover]

What's it on currently

[gilded veldt]

wym

[lost rover]

And anything you are playing?

Do you have any software on

[gilded veldt]

just steam, halfsword, discord, and the basic windows stuff

[lost rover]

Can you check what's using most RAM?

[gilded veldt]

discord

[lost rover]

how much is it using

[gilded veldt]

1600 mb

[lost rover]

Check chrome maybe you have some opened tabs

It's the usual RAM killer

[gilded veldt]

nope

[lost rover]

Could you record a video of how the game runs at medium for me and what's your monitor's resolution size

Mine's 1920x something so maybe you havent put it right

[gilded veldt]

monitor is 4k but i have it on 1920x1080 because running halfsword in 4k for me would be godawful and yeah sure hold on

it might have something to do with the monitor as halfsword was only laggy after i got it (lowkey)

so i found it out

i was in borderless windowed which for some reason completely ignores the set resolution

[lost rover]

Yeah that's something that happened to me once

[gilded veldt]

fullscreen causes flickers and windowed is ugly though

ehh i got it working

[restive barn]

don't use open face helm

[stark monolith]

We still have the problem with blood pooling in amd right?

I get 60-70 fps until the blood starts to pool around and suddenly im playing a slideshow

[quasi oxide]

how are you doing that

[deep shale]

smooth

[sturdy jolt]

I'm playing using a controller thumbstick and near minimum sensitivity

[restive barn]

big poleaxe

[restive barn]

i swear to FUCKING god i hate it when a buckler LIGHTLY TAPS MY FACE and then i FUCKING BLACK OUT AND DIE

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtAek7OHNFCaXYYYJ?invite=cr-MSwzdkQsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=46

[humble iris]

h

[naive granite]

i would beat everyone in a 1v1 here

by just swinging my sword randomly

no one is blocking that shit

[humble iris]

😰

[sturdy jolt]

We have complete opposite playstyles

[soft osprey]

I dont have a play style because I don’t PLAY. This shit aint a game

This is real life

[naive granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466814860640911513/Show_the_man_202505272239.gif

[soft osprey]

Streets of frankenberg aint safe out here

So true king

So true

[spark herald]

did devs forget they gotta update the game

[sturdy jolt]

The sword appears to be half

[soft osprey]

Theyre busy fighting the devs of mordhau in sword combat

Let em cook

[restive barn]

who wanna play some half

i don't have controller

[restive barn]

do u have controller

[soft osprey]

I do not

[rapid pond]

I would love to but i think im too far from u for it to run well lol

[restive barn]

what country

[rapid pond]

France

But i have to work on a longass presentation anyway

[restive barn]

aw man

baldie

[quasi oxide]

is this a new map

[restive barn]

mod

that i made

[molten echo]

oh fuck what'd I do to him

[restive barn]

holy shit

[dry vine]

Good evening yall, or good morning.

[gleaming lodge]

Theyd give anyone a modteam tag nowadays wont they

[soft osprey]

They let anyone speak on the internet nowadays won’t they

Shame

[dry vine]

Thy does not know the army of the east side down in frankenberg.

[soft osprey]

East side hedgeborn cuckolds

[young granite]

67

67

67

[white frost]

2 months with no update:

[young granite]

wdym?

[white frost]

everyone's been sending 67 abit since theres no update yet

😭

[young granite]

based

[young granite]

check your DM

67

67

67

6

7

6

7

67
6

76

7

66

7

67

[main orbit]

OMG

WE NEED

We need fuckin uhhhhh

WE NEED THE ABILITY TO DESIGN WEAPONS

I WANNA PUT A CROSS ON MY SWORD LIKE HELLO

I WANT THE HEAD OF MY MACE TO BE JESUS' HEAD OR A SKULL

And we should be able to edit armor too

[sleek gull]

Hell Freakin No

[quasi gazelle]

why can I not equip vambraces

[grave pecan]

thought demo knight tier demo but then i looked at knight tier EA

[quasi gazelle]

what

[grave pecan]

what do you not understand

[grave pecan]

you have a arming doublet with chains in it probaly

go to the armorsmith to remove it

[quasi gazelle]

nope that wasn't the case

maybe the chestplate I have

[grave pecan]

can you just uh

you kno

send a picture

that would help alot

[grave pecan]

you dont have vambraces in your inventory tho

its your shirt

get a arming doublet without chains

[quasi gazelle]

oh you need an arming doublet

thanks

[restive barn]

man why is yo character so short

[quasi gazelle]

idk I wanted an old goober

[quasi gazelle]

I had it before I have no idea where it went

just disappeared

[grave pecan]

because he wanted it that way

[soft osprey]

You can tell hes tall irl cause when I make a character hes giant to make up for my stature irl

[dry vine]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYmd5MmdocTNza3czNjhjaWE1YjIweTJxMDRnMDR6M3pkNTBwY3IyOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Yzptu3JcWjhAXMFCNm/giphy.gif

[craggy hull]

guys

what shirt allows you to use a vambrace and shoulder armour

like what shirt unlocks those slots

[heavy stump]

arming doublet

[craggy hull]

ty

when do you get it

as a soilder?

[craggy valley]

Commoner, i believe?

If you get a doublet at all you can add the arms to it with the armor guy

[quasi gazelle]

you mean chains?

[craggy valley]

Yes

[craggy hull]

i dont care about chains

im meaning actual arm armour

not chains

[quasi gazelle]

you get arming doublet as a soldier yes

I know this because I just saw it pop up when I got soldier

[craggy hull]

ty

[spark axle]

Idk how true it is but I play with a shorter character because I feel like they fall over a lot less

I think the height on my current character is almost as low as it can go on the default sliders

[loud yarrow]

whoa how did you do first person?

[humble iris]

V

[loud yarrow]

i see

ty

[humble iris]

yup

[craggy hull]

i doubt it honestly also your gonna suffer from heafty weight disadvantages

idk if u have even gotten to the baron but i feel as if your gonna get ate alive by him

no matter how smart you play

i mean i suppose theres a chance you win

your just gonna struggle more than i would (with the tallest and heaviest character)

[spark axle]

I did play with a Max height character when EA but he just fell over constantly. Lower center of balance means you're less likely to lose your footing

[spark axle]

I've beaten the baron nine times lol

[craggy hull]

on that tiny character?

[spark axle]

Yes

[craggy hull]

perhaps thats just the game being buggy

i dont fall often with my tall character

[spark axle]

Also when you're shorter, enemies are more likely to attack your head, it makes parrying more predictable

[craggy hull]

congrats then

[craggy hull]

yeah but your weaker

well the characters weaker

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtCnZ6WlxjeC8F5hu?invite=cr-MSw0VVMsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=16

[craggy hull]

so against champions you might not even be able to parry

(when i used my short character he was too weak to parry against champions)

[spark axle]

I don't think it actually makes you weaker at all, the weight stat is what controls your strength

[craggy hull]

yeah

but tall characters are like 99kg

yours is 83kg at its ceiling

champions are like 100+kg

baron is also 100+kg

so just like real life theres a LARGE strength gap

[spark axle]

I'm 99% certain the extra weight you get from being taller doesn't impact the strength multiplier

[craggy hull]

it will

most certainly

its not just "extra weight"

10+kg is a lot

im not sure if your american and sure 10lbs may not be much but 10kg is quite a lot

in weight difference

for combat atleast

[spark axle]

Well yeah, it is just "extra weight" as far as the game's concerned. You can make a character as tall as you want via save editing, but they don't gain any strength unless you also increase the weight modifier

[quasi gale]

it do tho cause once u get to a certain weight u can pick up people like toys

[craggy hull]

yeah but their ceiling for weight increases

if you make your character really tall

and have them as a twig

your gonna be weak sure

But if u start training them

the weight ceilings gonna be much higher

[spark axle]

The number the game shows you for "weight" and the actual statistic for weight are two different numbers

[craggy hull]

bruh

do u not understand

what im saying

the heavier a character is the stronger they are

the taller a character is the higher potential for strength they have

just like real life

a taller bodybuilders gonna pack on way more muscle than a shorter one

[spark axle]

Look I understand what you're saying, I just think you're wrong. I'll test this tonight when I'm back at my PC but I'll bet you good money it won't make a lick of difference

[craggy hull]

alr

test it

i am basing this off real life and halfsword tries to be realistic

and based off personal testing

im sure ill be right

anyways ty for going to test it instead of mindlessly arguing

and if your right fair game

i actually wanna know the results of your testing do i would appreciate it if you dm me later whenever you test it

or just ping me here

[spark axle]

I'll just ping you, I hate Discord dms

[craggy hull]

fair

[restive barn]

blood on barrel

[rare hearth]

send video of you shooting up the barrel with ar

[restive barn]

haha

no

[rare hearth]

lazy bum smh

[restive barn]

indeed i am

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1429525556503773276/FoolsWheel1-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

what happened to this

[small glen]

wassup! ever fixed that model?

[idle crane]

There is still another year of planned early access time so i assume it will come later in that time

[white frost]

Pretty cool i guess

i just thought this would be like apart of the release in EA or something

but ill wait

[small glen]

mantic jumpscare

[white frost]

kinda looks like an early version of the da vinci tank

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1429525556503773276/FoolsWheel1-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[small glen]

looks nothing alike 😭

[white frost]

SHIT 😭

IT DOES to me for some reason

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gun-reload-reload-gif-gun-gif-gif-16807457876521490832

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-25832437

Yeah looks the same

[white frost]

LOL

totally does trust

🙏

[frigid tendon]

Can u do online multiplayer with split screen and how

[dry vine]

bros living life on the edge 🙏

[dry vine]

or steam remote play

[white frost]

genuinely how did he end up like this

[frigid tendon]

How does that work

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDywttdW_pCabr8T?invite=cr-MSxvUTUsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=15

[white frost]

WHAT A DROPKICK!!

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[dry vine]

bro was just expecting his regular old kick

[white frost]

@rapid pond pretty much this is definitely the traps card

[frigid tendon]

Do u need controller on remote play

[white frost]

judging by the crayfish

[rare hearth]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

watch

[rapid pond]

It does look like most of the higher tiers are spent in a variant of the yard map

[white frost]

yeah definitely

this is a hybrid map im not sure

[rapid pond]

Or at least the ground is a placeholder

[white frost]

theres like a pit there

[rapid pond]

It 100% is a weapon test

[floral imp]

armored grappling

[rapid pond]

Ranged weapon tests with ways to set them aside, armor stands, hell there even is a fucking barn

For the futur animals

[white frost]

Definitely, it would be weird if it was a map for fighting

[rapid pond]

Tbh i would love that, hybrid map with 2 uses

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDDouFEv8IVXJnzE?invite=cr-MSw2b00sNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=8

[rapid pond]

Exactly

Wich reminds me, "riots" are in nature

[white frost]

yeah surely thats gonna be either peasant or beggar level

Horse shit is gonna be major there

😭

[floral imp]

get bonked nerd

[rapid pond]

Imagine riots mode where YOU attack a knight with random enemies

Goated

[white frost]

OH WAIT YEAH

[rapid pond]

We never thought of that

Riot could be the other way around

[white frost]

instead of you fighting everyone

[low osprey]

why does strangling can't kill?

[white frost]

you get 4 randoms with you and beat up a knight

[rapid pond]

Exactly

[white frost]

might be in the future updates

idk

[white frost]

looks painful actually

[rapid pond]

Definitely an unfinished featurw like bawls strike

[white frost]

genuinely praying the randoms i get isnt all shirtless

💔

[slender hull]

anyone wants to try online remote play split screen in hs?

[rapid pond]

Nah, proove then wrong

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDGUuBrd-PHajy91?invite=cr-MSxNMkksNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=30

[low osprey]

still fun to choke opponents in fist fights though

[analog ivy]

it does you just need to make it long enough and a blow to the neck is enough for choking alone

[white frost]

HE was already dead at the start of the clip

LOL

[rapid pond]

why not tbh

[white frost]

the tents might also be map? idk

[dry vine]

called me a coward, and immediately got sent to the abyss

[floral imp]

it is bro

[low osprey]

I was holding a dude by his neck for solid five minutes and he still was alive

[slender hull]

I'll send a remote play link in dm

[floral imp]

it literally is painful

[analog ivy]

was he gargling

[floral imp]

getting maced in the head is painful, surprisingly

[low osprey]

yes

[rapid pond]

you could link all maps in the slums, forest, halls, alley

[white frost]

even with armor bro holy 🙏

[analog ivy]

maybe a punch or two and it will do the job

[white frost]

technically right now the

those tents are just triangles

[rapid pond]

one of us takes controller, imma do that for an easier time for your setup

[slender hull]

alr

[rotund palm]

i think it makes them unconcious but its broken with grabbing their throat

its already pretty hard to grab them in a way that chokes them

pretty much useless

[floral imp]

god i hate these mfs

[white frost]

this is narrow passage but hopefully they might add spikes?

[rapid pond]

no but they give up after likea minute

[rapid pond]

pit doesnt have spikes for now i think

[rotund palm]

WHEN I TESTED IT DIDNT WORK

[analog ivy]

is that a custom map?

[white frost]

nope they do

[white frost]

its the narrow passage map in the game files

[rapid pond]

you still gotta make them bleed a little, they got a strangely high ammount of 02

[analog ivy]

never seen it

[rapid pond]

interesting, i mean the card has spikes, i'm guessing they are getting around adding custom ones

[low osprey]

they don't even pass out I think

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDMdLimhkw1MQROy?invite=cr-MSxXdDIsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=21

[rapid pond]

i really hope they add thicker ones tbh, the left ones look like they'll break

[rotund palm]

yea they dont die

[rapid pond]

it's 100% unfinished imo

[analog ivy]

thats one of the map shown in the trailer of the vid 2 armored men fighting with spikes below

[rotund palm]

i have heard them doing the death sound atleast once when i used a stick to choke them

[low osprey]

does make them surrender at least

[white frost]

oh

[white frost]

how did he collapse at the end, that was a light punch

[dire zephyr]

i made it worse im darth vader now https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDNDW9hyRFNILGfU?invite=cr-MSw1RFQsNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=8

[dry vine]

hes skin and bones, thats why

[white frost]

combine this trap with those spiked logs in the east tower map

would lowkey be hell

[dry vine]

I cant wait to like set someone up, and let the thing just cut through them

[white frost]

YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO FALL ON THE GROUND WHILE THIS CRAYFISH IS INFRONT OF YOU

😭

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/platinum-low-rank-high-rank-plat-diamond-gif-4668674987316676932

[white frost]

left ones look like you have a chance to not even hit them after you fall

[dire zephyr]

yo but ts lowkey unfixable

[prime fog]

Duuudeesss i thought the game is multiplayer 😄

[white frost]

nah 💔

#faq

[prime fog]

I hope it will have a multi when it releases ...

[dry vine]

nah imagine giant crayfish boss, that just cuts as well as axes.

[dire zephyr]

HOW HAVE I MADE IT SO IT INSTANTLY SNAPS THEIR NECKS

im done

[white frost]

oh god

[frigid tendon]

Why is my friends controller saying no input on remote play

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtDRPcjvET-WeGlXY?invite=cr-MSxpSjEsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=18

[frigid tendon]

Urgent please respond

[dry vine]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-oh-my-god-wow-gasp-gagged-gif-13441532916330989896

[frigid tendon]

PLEASE

i want to play

[white frost]

no idea 💔

havent tried out remote play since

[white frost]

pretty sure you dont need to spin him around with his legs

heres how i did mine for example

[dry vine]

I honestly just dont know how to get them up, did you edit your save file?

[white frost]

nope

[dry vine]

damn

[white frost]

technically the best way to slam people is your grabbing them slightly high up and then they get up

this guy just got up the moment i had him already high up

[low osprey]

how do u guys manage to pick them up so high in the air by grabbing their limbs? I only manage to do that when I grab them by the pelvis

[dry vine]

He looked at me funny 🥲

[white frost]

cooked

[white frost]

The main way i mostly do it is by grabbing them by the ass

or if not by the legs

[dire zephyr]

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

RKO

[dry vine]

whats your kg?

[white frost]

lemme check

[white frost]

97kg

[dire zephyr]

oh

i thought we was hitting the meanest rko

[dry vine]

ah

[white frost]

its possible, its just so hard to do 💔

i almost actually did one here

[white frost]

this is mostly how i lift people high up

[low osprey]

I hope we will get some kind of a glass prop that can be shattered over Willie's head

would be fun

[white frost]

SHIT thats gonna be satisfying

or like lets say a table and when you slam a willie into it, the table just breaks in half

[low osprey]

I think if you are careful with beams on Alley then they will break on hit, don't think I tried it though

[white frost]

yep they do

[frigid tendon]

How to reload crossbow

[white frost]

did you press R?

[frigid tendon]

Fuck you

[stuck epoch]

the tutorial map 🙏

[white frost]

no like actually

[frigid tendon]

No

Didn't work

[white frost]

you have to press R so this will pop up

while your holding your crossbow

you hold this down until it reaches the bottom (you will hear a click)

then you grab your arrow in the quiver then your good to go

[frigid tendon]

Thanks sonion

[low osprey]

am I stuck for good or is there still hope of getting out?

[frigid tendon]

I hope you never see the light of day

[white frost]

HOW did you end up here

[low osprey]

I got too excited

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[white frost]

of what

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[low osprey]

brawling

[white frost]

your stuck at that point 💔

your willie will try to get up but the spikes will just hit his head and he will just go down

[low osprey]

damn

well, should've jumped into the void instead of crawling under there

[rotund palm]

did the game update...

[low osprey]

huh

[white frost]

uhhh

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtEvse9yICYR8S_Fz?invite=cr-MSxxWnAsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=7

[white frost]

nah

[white frost]

how big is that sword

gee

[dry vine]

its an odachi

[white frost]

oh

[safe rain]

Mmm training camp

[rotund palm]

modders be modding

[white frost]

That pit over there is so out of place

😭

[safe rain]

Indeed

[white frost]

whatchu gonna train there

[safe rain]

Now that you say so..

[safe rain]

My guess

[dry vine]

Willie says hi

[safe rain]

Bucket throwing

[dire zephyr]

its like im putting a curse on these dudes https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtEx4TmcLBzqkWbO6?invite=cr-MSxYRDEsNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=9

HOW DO I FIX THIS BRO

ive been trying for the past half an hour

[white frost]

how the fuck

[dire zephyr]

let me see if this works in ea

[white frost]

how did this happen

💔

[white frost]

Not really

a hi at that point

[dire zephyr]

i fucked up somwhere while making a script for a gun mod

[small glen]

Way to small of a grip

[white frost]

Dude fucked it up so hard your willie became the gun

dude's throwing bullets atp

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtECErA1RNkAdzat_?invite=cr-MSxYcFQsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=10

Lowk fire parry

[white frost]

Holy catch, dude saved himself from faceplanting the ground

[warm python]

demo users: 🗿

what the fak is a parry

[dire zephyr]

😭

[dry vine]

dude just countered your ass

[dire zephyr]

oh nah it works in ea too https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtEEfYoij2mrn30-w?invite=cr-MSxqNW8sNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=10

[white frost]

IT LOOKED SICK

[white frost]

your actually just throwing out bullets

[dry vine]

fuckin judo move

[dire zephyr]

let me actually import a gun before i get too side tracked

[white frost]

this image i took is still cracking me up i cant 💔

[dire zephyr]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtE3m7tG9SAQMHvbQ?invite=cr-MSx5WjQsNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=11

[dire zephyr]

watched the life drain from his eyes

[white frost]

you have your hands as bullets, why do you need to be buff

LOL

[dire zephyr]

nah this was before i decided to try fixing my "gun" mod

[white frost]

ohh ok

[dire zephyr]

HOLY SHIT NO

I JUST REALISED

I ACCIDENTLY KILLED MY MERCANARIES

WHILE I WAS AIRING OUT THAT ROOM

[dry vine]

dude I downloaded this shitty ass mod installer for demo, and now I can't get rid of this shitty ass UI on my screen.

[white frost]

cooked

[dire zephyr]

forgot to delete invincible parameter and my pc nearly exploded

[white frost]

oh that one

that was old school

[dry vine]

yeah ik, how the fuck do I get rid of it

[white frost]

no idea

[dire zephyr]

yoo how the hell did you install that

ive been trying all day

[dry vine]

I just wiped the shit

[dry vine]

just read the info n shit

[white frost]

try uninstalling the entire demo

[dry vine]

alr, imma see if me destroying the file worked

already uninstalling the demo 😭

[dry vine]

wtf is wrong with my steam

[white frost]

LOL

[white frost]

you entered big picture mode

[dry vine]

ah, alr I reinstalled the game

[dire zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1467253474218479676/tenor_6.gif

[dry vine]

fuck this shit

its not gone

[white frost]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

SERIOUSLY?

[low osprey]

type shit

[white frost]

isnt this that one mod

[dire zephyr]

half sword but ur on a date with willie

[kindred knoll]

if i buy the game now in early access will i still have access to it when the full version comes out?

[white frost]

ofc

https://tenor.com/view/bro-has-the-key-to-everyones-room-nah-get-out-niche-meme-gif-10309550630684166487

[dire zephyr]

nah i just grabbed the candle on the table and entered picture mode

[kindred knoll]

thx

[white frost]

did you delete the mod file itself?

[low osprey]

it looks like there's a competition for that Willie

[restive barn]

somebody should make a swordstaff without a staff

😂

[kindred knoll]

and would you recommend me buying the game?? i see a lot of opinions that its not worth buying it

[toxic stag]

ngl does anyone know if my aspire lite 16 would be able to run half sword

[white frost]

What do you want to expect in the EA btw

[white frost]

oh crap okay

[craggy hull]

guys fighting with a short character is so hard

i think im cooked on the baron

im at veteran on a second save file and my character ceiling for weight is 81kg 😭

at maximum weight

[dry vine]

im just gonna reinstall the mod itself, so I can go on the actual mod UI, and uninstall it.

[white frost]

oh ok

[craggy hull]

yeah bro im lowkey cooked

its getting to a point where in brawls im getting KOed alot easier against other veterans

[dry vine]

alr, now imma just restart my game and it should work

[white frost]

if it doesnt then your done

😭

[dry vine]

alright its good now

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412290255268352042/1488359364468412466/image0.gif

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtEWIR2ihgh_0OGbN?invite=cr-MSx5b2ksNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=17

I almost feel bad

[white frost]

nah bro trust

u can do somethng alot more brutal than that yet your feeling bad just from that

💔

[slender hull]

The Half Sword online splitscreen multiplayer experience:
@rapid pond

[median ice]

day one for asking to buy me the game

[white frost]

gotta try this out with my friend

[median ice]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bih-please

[rapid pond]

lets stop at day one

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[white frost]

this will be your last day 💔

[dry vine]

pay back

[white frost]

cooked

[dry vine]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willie-halfsword-launched-flying-gif-16804793111038566651

[white frost]

gee

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtF53sYKCwI25kD30?invite=cr-MSx4YlUsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=12

[white frost]

same arm? Damn

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtF6HEzLNHd7rXvAS?invite=cr-MSxaWDMsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=9

the snap at the end 😭

[white frost]

That crack at the end wtf

LOL

[floral iris]

22 spirits 🎉

[white frost]

congrats

[dry vine]

I hate the commoner boss genuinely

[white frost]

we all do

[floral iris]

only a commoner would have that opinion...

jk i dont know what hes like

[dry vine]

I say that as I cut his head off

[white frost]

ok

goodnight everyone

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sleep-reversed-monkey-sleep-gif-23238413

[restive barn]

it's 4 am rn for me

[white frost]

same here

I'm a Filipino

[floral iris]

how do i get armor for my back?

[thick parcel]

anyone else's progress resetting after almost every single time the game is closed?

[sleek gull]

GG Stubs

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bsNPITvyvcrHPRc1Ba

WHAT

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[white frost]

embed fail

man

💔

[floral iris]

okay anakin

[dry vine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[plain brook]

its worse

the gif doesnt exist

[floral iris]

i carry my lack of gif perms with pride

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bsNPITvyvcrHPRc1Ba

[floral iris]

literly does not exist

[sleek gull]

He got double skywalkered lol

[white frost]

this was suppsoed to be the image

[dry vine]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

[floral iris]

you see, im refrenceing what anakin did to count dooku

[spark axle]

Only gave it one try but it crashed my blender again lol. Definitely made more progress, gonna try again soon once I get some uni stuff done, but I think I'm suffering from a terminal lack of RAM

[floral iris]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

HOLY SHIT I HAVE GIF PERMS

[rapid pond]

best trade ever

[dry vine]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-oh-my-god-wow-gasp-gagged-gif-13441532916330989896

[floral iris]

"THINK, PATRON THINK, WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 BEERS"

[rapid pond]

have any of y'all got killed by a feint like that

[dry vine]

🥲

[rapid pond]

countered by spinning reverse grip tricks

[plain brook]

noodle wrist patch hits hard

[rapid pond]

i actually found some really funny uses for it

assertive strikes are so easy to do lol

exibit A

[rapid pond]

but i still cant wait for the viagra to hit the wrists

[plain brook]

again

[shy maple]

I’m not taking my bevor off, I am bevor o toole

Ragamuffin, take it off

No

Take it off harlot

No

I didn’t take my bevor off, I’m still bevor o toole

[rapid pond]

i still think this is my coolest assertive strike

immediately followed by this

[finite bough]

@little verge hello, can ik when we are getting next update good sire?, aside from that how are you?

[rapid pond]

maybe dont

[shy maple]

Never

[plain brook]

tomorrow

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-no-news-to-report-here-1

[rapid pond]

ye i do have a wobbly stick

[finite bough]

i did expected this gif. cool cool. how are you tho.

[rapid pond]

well since you've been woken up, what did you eat today

[little verge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/why-tho-4

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[rapid pond]

idk i got told in many servers to not @ the higher ups :D

[little verge]

I am well thank you for asking. Doing some yard work in between computer work.

[floral iris]

help me, how do i get back armor???????

[plain brook]

discord mod behaviour

[finite bough]

ohk cool. i hope you have a good day/night ahead.

[white frost]

by wearing it?

[plain brook]

how are you supposed to report stuff

[floral iris]

:|

[restive barn]

WhO PINGED ME

[white frost]

i mean like

[rapid pond]

wear a cuirass

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

[little verge]

Nothing yet I am doing 18-6 feeding periods so I still have some hours my time before I will be eating.

[finite bough]

who will ping you? btw have you released that magic spell book mod?

[restive barn]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

[white frost]

new mod

[rapid pond]

please make it shoot you

PLEASE

[floral iris]

oh the earthmover's done?

[slender hull]

neon genesis evangelion

[rapid pond]

btw mcwonder i hope the little "file snooping" done a few scrolls ago doesnt bother the devs

[little verge]

I am the exception. Servers that do not allow their users to ping their CM never sat well with me so I embrace and encourage it.

If it becomes a nuisance I will let the person know privately to chill out.

[restive barn]

dude doesn't know ball

[plain brook]

neon red genisys hellvangelion

[rapid pond]

oh okay !

[white frost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-monkey-side-eye-sideeye-H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

[little verge]

Thank you, you have a good day/night as well.

[rapid pond]

how'dyou even get your dirty nails on that

[restive barn]

by the way, what was the thought process with the incredibly overtuned blunt damage

like no offense

[white frost]

ask chrome

[plain brook]

realism probs

[rapid pond]

oh

makes more sens

[plain brook]

its accurate i can atest helmets do nothing for concussive forces

as an ex-amateur boxer

[little verge]

Overcorrection. It was undertuned in the demo, now it's overtuned.

[small glen]

a lot of us were saying blunt is kind of useless ngl

[rapid pond]

it is a realitis ammount of damage that seems overtuned in speed

Like i got lightly tapped on one of my free matches and i had a bit of black screen

[dry vine]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtFtFswsf5AA7aNuP?invite=cr-MSwzOXcsNDYzNDY0NTk2&v=6

Dude listen to this nasty ass snap

[restive barn]

you playtested the game tho?

[rapid pond]

assuming an inbetween is found in the megapack we are hopefully getting soon, how would that affect the ai ?

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-jameson-mouth-gif-24811570

[dry vine]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYmd5MmdocTNza3czNjhjaWE1YjIweTJxMDRnMDR6M3pkNTBwY3IyOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Yzptu3JcWjhAXMFCNm/giphy.gif

[finite bough]

@restive barn have you released the magic spell book mod yet?

[rapid pond]

like would it become kinda weak since they are the most threatening with polarms

[restive barn]

no but i gave it to artiguff

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

[restive barn]

you might see a video on it soon

[dire zephyr]

"begone peasant" https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtFuUhq4FP1j3W4Rg?invite=cr-MSxBT3UsNTI3NTk0Mjcy&v=12

[restive barn]

earthmover gaming

[dry vine]

🥲

[rapid pond]

oh well you just spoiled his next vid lol

you should give it to m00 for no reasons

[finite bough]

oh. when you gonna make it public?

[white frost]

are we still in halfsword

[dry vine]

SKADOOSH

[finite bough]

@restive barn

[restive barn]

yes

[rapid pond]

halfkilled

[rapid pond]

brother he is ACTIVE RN

[restive barn]

when i'm done with the mod

[small glen]

I feel like the blunt is smthing that would've 100% been spotted in the testing to be frank... no pun intended. Its so overtuned that it rubbing against your hands ever slightly destroys your character structure.

Spiked blunt weapons completely dominate 💔

[finite bough]

ohk

[restive barn]

ultrasword

get it

cuz ultrakill

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-yeet-funny-gif-21938191

[restive barn]

and half sword

but yeah it's half sword

[small glen]

the overtuned blunt was the first new thing I discovered

[plain brook]

speed really doesnt matter its more about where you are hit and they could probably make that an actual feature

chin blows and out of view blows

[restive barn]

all i did was add an earthmover mesh and then did some fancy lighting with uds

[little verge]

It was not something that was reported by the play testers. The amount of testers we have vs the amount of players is miniscule, it is is also subject and variable. Some people don't report things because they do not have a playstyle that would make it an issue.

Some people love the current blunt damage.

[dry vine]

wtf 😭

[restive barn]

oh okay

[rapid pond]

i mean, a headshot even smoll irl is deadly, but i think "pain" and "knockout" should be different things, rn they kinda seem to act the same way

[restive barn]

also if you guys have a 70 dollar sky system from fab why don't you guys use it?

you just use the normal unreal engine sky system

[white frost]

i prosper that this barn will be filled with a couple of animals

[rapid pond]

would there be a chance for more testers to be eventually added in the futur ?

[plain brook]

actually thats something helmets do help with, it makes blows less deadly and can actually make them more likely to ko

[rapid pond]

in wich case it makes sens, but the knockdown shouldnt be so easy as ea and as hard as demo tbh

both games have their ups but i think a middle ground for both would be perfect

[plain brook]

yeah i think current kos should be from chin blows and back of head blows only

[rapid pond]

sniped

https://tenor.com/view/ohhp-gif-10768192685300754320

[white frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184903853162897538/1455905204544339978/togif.gif

what happened to this

[floral iris]

i just got a sick polearm (at least i think its a polearm)

[white frost]

lemme see

[floral iris]

ill send a screenshot after this carnage is over

[little verge]

I don't have an answer to satisfactorily address this question right now. It is all variable on what changes are made to the blunt damage and any changes if any to the AI systems.

[rapid pond]

probably gonna be a background prop in like a "weapon range" thing

[white frost]

nah, surely we can have access to this

[restive barn]

it's in slums

😂

[white frost]

wait what

[restive barn]

it's the toilet thing u see in slums

[rapid pond]

btw i'm wondering, for things like the big anouncement, do the devs tell you what to say ?

[white frost]

what the fuck

[rapid pond]

daring today.

[white frost]

the garderobe?

[restive barn]

the earthmover is pretty large https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mtFBMPgoZhJrIa9oc?invite=cr-MSxnRUYsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=110

[rapid pond]

thats a toilet

[restive barn]

lemme try to find it

[white frost]

yeah ik

[restive barn]

nvm i remembered wrong

i'm an idiot

[restive barn]

THERE it is

found it

[rapid pond]

btw is there anything inside the ufo

[restive barn]

should be it

[rapid pond]

or is it just transparent

[rapid pond]

the higher class shitter

[restive barn]

nothing inside it's a solid mesh i think

[white frost]

it is pretty sad there is no door 💔

so were probably gonna see this in the ground soon

[restive barn]

speaking of ufo

[rapid pond]

why ? your a noble, just dont look

[restive barn]

@little verge why a ufo?

[white frost]

how are you gonna get inside

[rapid pond]

secret book passage

[restive barn]

and what's with the "admin book" and the "admin hourglass"

[white frost]

uhh

how you gonna get out

[rapid pond]

a dragon skeleton somewhere would be funny

[floral iris]

oh fuck, i just died with like 30 spirits seeking vengeance

[rapid pond]

via the shithole

[rapid pond]

weak

[restive barn]

i don't think there's a dragon skeleton

[rapid pond]

no but imagine

[restive barn]

i'll have to search around in the game files for that