halfsword-chat-⚔

[solemn tusk]

yo im tryna play split screen but player 2 has red tint on his armor icons andi cant remove them what do i do?

[lethal frost]

cus willie is bald

[thick hornet]

yeah, banger
the wolfe tones and derek warfield are great ones

[hollow smelt]

really annoying but fully dress up player 1 then it will let you take it off player 2

[sharp thunder]

[lethal frost]

guys what happen too willie

[tired raptor]

itd be sick if they secretly made the baron willie

[wheat niche]

how do i play spltiscreen keyboard and controller control the same player

[lethal frost]

would make the most sense

the guy we are controlling is not willie

[rare hearth]

enable steam input and make sure the template is set to controller

[thick hornet]

half sword lore when willie

[ashen sluice]

knight tourney is pmo

[lament stirrup]

ey how do i send a screenshot

[lethal frost]

where did willie go tho

[thick hornet]

be level 2

iirc

[lament stirrup]

how

[thick hornet]

talk more

[solemn tusk]

yo im tryna play splitscreen with my lil bro and the controller and keybaord are playing as the same character

[wise venture]

how to put on clothes found in a fight

[lethal frost]

After the full version of Half Sword was released, Willie, the main character, faced various challenges and adventures. He is a failed royal guard who abandoned his family due to hatred and traveled 415 miles on foot. In the game, Willie encounters unexpected situations, such as a confrontation with owls and a tragic event involving his vehicle. The game's narrative and character interactions provide a rich backstory and context for Willie's journey and experiences.

apparently thats the lore of willie

[thick hornet]

you get levels from talking

[swift canopy]

why cant i equip vembrace

[thick hornet]

this isn't the full version though

[wheat niche]

i have it set to "half sword controller layout" does that work or

[sharp thunder]

playing as the baron 👀

[lethal frost]

dident he become the baron?

[solemn tusk]

what do i do??

[lament stirrup]

alr but i like got behind those spikey thing in the alley map and there was a message that said GHM what does that mean

[rare hearth]

idk maybe

[thick hornet]

wdym

[lethal frost]

he doesent become the baron sadly

[wise venture]

how to put on clothes found in a fight???

how to put on clothes found in a fight?

[thick hornet]

Idk

[lament stirrup]

hold e i think

[thick peak]

yes

hold E

first you uncloth someone

[rare hearth]

hold e or q

[thick peak]

by holding him and holding E

and then i put it on yourself

[sharp thunder]

some more lore accurate baron

[thick peak]

by holding E

dude

how much this fucking video weighs

50gb?

[cobalt pebble]

what happens if you play abyss with all kills payed off?

[sharp thunder]

LOL i should turn the bitrate down a bit

about 243 mb

[cobalt pebble]

is it infinite

[thick peak]

LMAO

BRO

dudes with nitro boost sigh...

[sharp thunder]

I PAID FOR NITRO IM GONNA USE ALL OF IT

some of my clips were at 120 fps and were pushing 500mb but no one could load them 😭

[thick hornet]

i get about 2 fps watching this

[ashen sluice]

why is my guy so clumsy in knight tournety

[thick hornet]

If you have A PoleArm
Keep Yo Distance Or Die

[sharp thunder]

i think i fixed it this clips is about 500kb

looks 🔥

[solemn tusk]

i got 20k twins

[ashen sluice]

why can a fucking poleaxe kill me (with a plancon)

[sharp thunder]

even better!

[ashen sluice]

this tourney is so bullshit

[lethal frost]

i despise getting knocked down

it pisses me off

[ashen sluice]

6 souls seek revenge i was on the last fucking round of the tourney

and that one motherfucker with a poleaxe somehow kille dme

[visual osprey]

now why tf do i take ungodly amounts of damage from any tap of apolearm

[sharp thunder]

can u guys actually load this one?

[visual osprey]

legit get tapped in the helmet and knocked out.... wayyyyyy too many times to count

[dark canyon]

when is willie coming back

[visual osprey]

no like... a gentle tap

genuinly its the smallest touch and my character over reacts

[hidden schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164082942109290676/1472678576770777259/michael_cuirass.gif

[dense token]

The'

[broken knoll]

how do i mod half sword?

[dense token]

Yes

[broken knoll]

?

[dense token]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zBkw_W8eBE&pp=ygUQaGFsZiBzd29yZCBodWxrIA%3D%3D

Actively murdermaxxing

[wheat niche]

how do i make player 2 naked without armor for splitscreen

[sharp thunder]

EPIC big willy moment!

[broken knoll]

can you also edit the money or?

nvm you can lol

[dense token]

actually you can

[sharp thunder]

you can edit custom weapons you bought from the forge as well

make them crazy long/big

[broken knoll]

the ue save site that is in the video dosent work

[sharp thunder]

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

[dense token]

my bad same principle one sec

[solar nest]

the rocket punch technique

[solemn tusk]

bro splitr screen keeps crashing

[rare hearth]

is there a way to get big willie in the abyss (the one from main menu)

[broken knoll]

all good

[dense token]

If you replace your game progress sav with this one it will have big willie

[solemn tusk]

i will

[dense token]

They make the shit so difficult like i just replaced the save

[broken knoll]

i just want the change the amount of money and stuff

[dense token]

gay

[sharp thunder]

not until they add keyboard and mouse support for second player

[rare hearth]

probably wont cause its very hard

[sharp thunder]

hopefully nucleascoop can clutch up

that would b fire

[dense token]

i havent played for a while waiting for a new update

[sharp thunder]

):

[misty gazelle]

Fantastic

[crimson quail]

I was playing on the forest map and was using the barons beak but i got back into the tavern it was gone. Does anyone know why ore how to get it back?

[sleek gull]

Give this to me right freakin now

[remote crypt]

[lethal frost]

when will the bird house be added

i remember the devs leaking the birdhouse

[tired raptor]

so fellas, is split screen remote play strictly limited to controller + kbm and only free mode on the yard map?

[plucky narwhal]

Is a significant playerbase still just playing demo (like me)

[crimson quail]

I was playing on the forest map and was using the barons beak but i got back into the tavern it was gone. Does anyone know why or how to get it back? Has this happened to anyone else?

[echo onyx]

1k what

[lethal frost]

when will they make the spikes penetrate the body in some maps

[echo onyx]

the vembrances I bought are a bit more complete, I like them

[echo onyx]

pick someone of your own size you coward

[lethal frost]

how do i make my person that tall

or is it just random

[vocal solstice]

he forgot to meet his quota of barley

[echo onyx]

oh, my bad then

[echo onyx]

save editor

[wise halo]

Victory is mine

[echo onyx]

I like the gambeson with those simple arm protections. Helped me a lot in early game

[wheat leaf]

anyone else have it in ea where fatal errors dont actually close or crash the game and you can keep playing by simply clicking the game tab again?

it only closes the game once you accept the error popup

[echo onyx]

cant imagine how the other guy ended

[wise halo]

He paid with his legs and life eventually

[vocal solstice]

PUNISHMENT!

[soft osprey]

Yes but it does end up completely closing for me after like 3 minutes. I always have enough time to just finish the fight, go back to menu, and quit to desktop before it crashes down, but if I wait itll end up closing

[visual osprey]

oh dear god im fucking PISSED

[wheat leaf]

yeahhh i just discovered the latter half of that as the game closed a minute or two in lmao

[lethal frost]

Mr.Calhoun

[visual osprey]

power just cut off and i was 4x the baron fight

[lethal frost]

how do you get so tall

[wheat leaf]

weird how that works, the game isnt actually broken or unable to keep running it just closes for the sake of it

[visual osprey]

and now i have to completely start over

[wheat leaf]

have you opened the game yet?

[visual osprey]

yes

[obsidian sun]

can u even complete game? i am playing lord turnament 3rd time

[wheat leaf]

oh ok usually itll spawn y ou back into the fight

[vocal solstice]

He is about to get LAUNCHED

[visual osprey]

had to make a new dude and all so i qquit lol

[wheat leaf]

oh it pooched the whole progression?

[visual osprey]

the wholeeeeee thing

[wheat leaf]

i thought you just meant it reset the fight

shitty man, any idea if you could restore it to a prior version or something?

[visual osprey]

completly fucked me.

[wanton remnant]

you techinically did, now you just fight him again and again until you complete his set of armor. then still just fuck around or restart

[wheat leaf]

you got the whole set?

[obsidian sun]

and how do i even get his armor i cant take it off him

i just have 3 barons beaks

[wheat leaf]

it puts the armor in your inventory automatically

[soft osprey]

“Having fun? Hahaha fuck you too bad”

[wheat leaf]

this works too

[wanton remnant]

beat him each time for a piece of armor

[wanton remnant]

yee within the second day of release too, but i still cant beat demo lmao

[wheat leaf]

curious if you can remember, what armor piece comes after gauntlets?

i have a feeling its the helmet im abt to get there

[past abyss]

STOP FUCKING RAILING ME

HE KNOCKED OUT MY HELMET

[wanton remnant]

standart is first and helmet is last thats all i remember

[wheat leaf]

nah i already got the standard so prob helmet

you dont get the clothes he wears either do you

[wanton remnant]

after you have all the armor, beat him again and get another whole set which includes the clothes

[wheat leaf]

oh bet

ill prob get helmet today at minimum so maybe enough time to go around again and get said set

[wanton remnant]

if you got the gauntlets your definelty close if not going for the helmet now. again armet was last piece for me

[vocal solstice]

I said calm down.

[past abyss]

holy shit i hit a jab on a guy in the chin

[wheat leaf]

god has blessed us with FOUR riot matches ill have the helmet in no time

[past abyss]

an actual straight jab with stab mode

[terse pollen]

Help! How can I reset everything from scratch? I want to start a new game, but without my old stuff.

[vocal solstice]

im crine

[hollow smelt]

pauldrons or spaulders

[wanton remnant]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[wheat leaf]

preferance rlly, aside from the obvious extra protection

[vocal solstice]

Will he win?

[wanton remnant]

spaulders are lighter and imo look cooler, pauldrons are bigger for more protection and also heavier

[dusky tiger]

I stole the patron's clothes and now my Willie is completely naked

[past abyss]

actual cool clip

what a rare sight from me

[wheat leaf]

ig you got juuuust enough sideways motion to let the kick get to head height, usually a straight-on kick never gets that height

never seen a true dropkick like that good shit lol

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-frustration-anger-black-guy-crying-sadness-gif-25630772

[wanton remnant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/asap-rip-yams-crew-3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI

[wheat leaf]

10,000 souls??? is bro the Bubonic plague??

[vocal solstice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7RTrN2jAYcCCAo5N?invite=cr-MSxnY0EsNTQyMTA1NjU2

I think I got him

[lethal frost]

how do i get my charecter so tall

[wanton remnant]

repost but with slomo

[wanton remnant]

editing the save files

[lethal frost]

how do i do that

[vocal solstice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7RVw5IWTTPAyXcEz?invite=cr-MSxRY2csNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=41

41 seconds of torture

[wanton remnant]

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/ drop your save from C:\Users\YOURNAMEHERE\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames\gameprogress.sav but make a copy like this to backup

[vocal solstice]

holy shit

[wheat leaf]

bro learns how traders work

[vocal solstice]

I bashed him

[mystic cloud]

It's been over a week since our last hotfix lords

A breadcrumb for us peasants please

[wheat leaf]

ever seen pawnstars?

[mystic cloud]

EA released on Jan 30th and they gave us 5 patches by Feb 8th then lulled

[wheat leaf]

yeah they are probably taking a break lmao

[rancid jolt]

No update ????

[vocal solstice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7S6gzSLCOreKmSBZ?invite=cr-MSxoU0QsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=37

[rancid jolt]

Still no update ?

[wheat leaf]

devs deserve a break anyways, issa small team that just got through the most intense timecrunch theyve had to date, only to then have to pump out 5 hotfixes in a week right after release, let em relish in the fact they are earning money for the first time in this games history

im sure development costs were covered by gameseer as the publisher/sponsor to some extent but its not like they had any other sources of income for the game

[mystic cloud]

earning money for the first time in this game's history would continue to motivate imo

[zealous saddle]

yo, how do i delete my progress like the rank i am

[wheat leaf]

obviously im not in the loop of what devs are doing day to day but i imagine this is prob the first time since christmas or even sooner they were able to take a break without either falling behind schedule even further or having the entire community screaming at them for glitches and bugs

sure the money is gonna do absolute wonders for the game, im pret sure ive seen more voiceactors added recently so that shows theres more to come, but it takes time

[stray ridge]

what does the supporter dlc do?

[wheat leaf]

you get the full soundtrack, its pret much like a tip option for the devs

[stray ridge]

o

ok

[wheat leaf]

i think you get one other thing i forgor

check the page for it

[stray ridge]

eh

[feral moon]

concept art and some dev commentary

[stray ridge]

i bought it anyways

[feral moon]

but it's mostly a tip to the devs, yes. i bought it so they could have more money for the game.

[west scarab]

am I the only who when you reach the final rank in the game it just resets you back to the lord rank?

[wheat leaf]

like did you beat the baron for the first time?

[west scarab]

yea

[past abyss]

try to guess what he did to deserve this

[viral pecan]

Anyone else get really bad frame drop in the cellar?

[fickle marsh]

not doing his homework

[zealous saddle]

he gave u an aouche aouche

[ashen sluice]

thats nice

[past abyss]

unironically correct

[vocal solstice]

big bro vs little bro

[wheat leaf]

each time you beat him it gives you one piece of his armor, put straight into your inventory. so you gotta beat him once for every piece of his kit

[past abyss]

he pucnhed me when i was on the ground so im torturing him

[west scarab]

ohhhhhhh ok

[zealous saddle]

kopąceko się nie leży

im doing the player damage to max npc damage to low chalange on a beggar 1v1

[wheat leaf]

be mindful gore effects your damage values in EA for wtvr reason

[zealous saddle]

idk i have it set to like mid

im looking like im loosing

i think i cracked his knuckles

not broke, cracked

[vocal solstice]

big bro won😥

[hollow smelt]

if i wear the long hauberk and also foulds does it give me any more protection or just dead weight

[zealous saddle]

kunfu fałda

[ashen sluice]

meat

[zealous saddle]

dang bro did me good

i died

to a beggar

i deid ig lets start from nothing

[vocal solstice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7SqqFjmH1bj4ouSi?invite=cr-MSxwT00sNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=24 Where did bro go👀

[past abyss]

oooooh im williying it so good

i have such a big log man

best weapon in the game is willie's giant willy man

look at the SIZE of it

[runic kite]

hi

[zealous saddle]

RIPMGWWUSDBAIWADEPW

[opaque canyon]

Jumpscared

[ashen sluice]

first blood buhurt... oh god

[sonic hearth]

is splitscreen playable now and wont crash every other round?

[tame barn]

I JUST CUTTED THROUGH STEEL WHAT/???

[wary cloud]

YO guys why dont I have cuises unlocked?

[wheat leaf]

arming doublet

get one

[wary cloud]

what is that

[midnight abyss]

like a Christmas ornament

[wheat leaf]

armor, it goes on your torso

[wary cloud]

Im full armed

[wheat leaf]

shit outta luck then man no cuisses for you

do you have knee pads on?

or trousers on for wtvr reason?

[wary cloud]

#photography📷 message

[wheat leaf]

dog put on an arming doublet

thats why you got no legs and no arm armor slots

[wary cloud]

AHHHH

[past kestrel]

raa my character's mass is 98kg now (i can show proof if you want)

[past abyss]

YO

YO YO YO

CHILL

[past kestrel]

very fleshy cut

[past abyss]

WHAT THE FUCK

[tame barn]

LOL

[past kestrel]

dude use a shield its that easy

[past abyss]

huh?

[ashen sluice]

how do you think the baron will think abt this??

[past abyss]

brasileiro detectado

[past kestrel]

the shield on ur back

[past abyss]

beep boop

e ainda é bi

MUITA aura

[past kestrel]

wdym

[past abyss]

🥹

[past abyss]

why... would i use it

when i can keep it on my back

[wary cloud]

yow I got one but I still cannot equip shit

[past abyss]

and negate all damage to it

especially when i fall

on my back

???????????

[past kestrel]

knock him out with it

[past abyss]

i have a sword bro

[violet ibex]

XD

[past abyss]

hes a peasant with a cut arm

[past kestrel]

then thats wraps for him /:
no need to panick

[cold mauve]

Best weapon for top areana?

[past abyss]

i think his arm broke just by the weight of it

[violet ibex]

Poleaxe imo

I also like 2h maces

[tame barn]

Valeukkkkk

[past abyss]

KKKKKKKKKK

[cold mauve]

Agreed

What do you like your pole axe to look like?

[violet ibex]

I switch inbetween the spike with a hammer on the back and the 4 pronged hammer with the spike on the back

I always have the spear bit

Typically around 1.8kg

[cold mauve]

Is the barons beak good?

[wary cloud]

Yow guys I equipped an arming doublet but I still cannot wear cuisses

[violet ibex]

Very

[lethal rune]

Yall should lowkirkuenly update the game

[tame barn]

i like hammer beak on the front, spike in the back, buttspike with hook and a large frontspike

[vocal solstice]

whos the champion now

[wet stump]

bevor haters biggest fear is a fellow wielding a greatsword

[wheat leaf]

are you supposed to be able to make baron drop his holstered weapons or does he have to equip them and manually drop

i cant tell if my grab buttons still buggered or not

[past abyss]

second one

[nocturne temple]

WHY DOES THE CHARACTER FALL SO MUCH

holy shit

some guy rams into you and you fall immediately

[north hamlet]

i cut someone in half with the small dagger haha

[primal geyser]

skill issue

[nocturne temple]

can i have willie back

i hate these bums

[primal geyser]

willie > bum you heard it here first

[lethal rune]

Your just better like that

[wheat leaf]

oof, just did final fight w him but didnt get his sword

pret sure it was final fight, got the whole set again

[past abyss]

his swords ass, dont even bother

[wheat leaf]

valid, i just saw big messer and wanted it

[past abyss]

lmfao fair

[gilded breach]

take it for braggin rights
his mace too

[past abyss]

i sold mine

[north hamlet]

i wish i could send it here

[gilded breach]

his mace is strong

[past abyss]

wish i c

got the mace

[lethal rune]

I wish you do too. I want to see that crap

[primal geyser]

all the barons weapons either look ridiculous or are unwieldy to use

[wheat leaf]

i just explained that i cant lol

[gilded breach]

beak?

[past abyss]

yo baron's beak is deadass overpowered tho

[gilded breach]

u need to disarm him so hell take it out

[primal geyser]

yeah but it looks stupid as long as it is

[wheat leaf]

i dont think you can fight him again after fully completing it can you?

[gilded breach]

ofc u can

[wheat leaf]

oh word, bet

[spiral haven]

Any polearm works, at least on my settings, as long as it is a long stick with metal on the end, it is good enough: Just block the opponent's strikes and bonk them on their head.
Too long of a polearm may be bad, poleaxes seem to be ideal

[tame barn]

i think i found my passion in this game

longest sword possible
try to imitade a german Landsknecht
start swinging at 3+enemies

[past abyss]

yo that looks fun as fuck

[wheat leaf]

this is the way

[past abyss]

might try that one day

im lowk waiting for them to fix free play while i get the baron's armor set

[wheat leaf]

i hope we get more legit landsknecht armor in the future, i think the games set kinda just before those guys really popped off but it'd be fitting regardless

[past abyss]

i wish we could see how much we would rank up from battles

before winning them

[torn verge]

barons beak best weapon in the game

[raven helm]

are you able to stop the character from losing control?

[past abyss]

yeah

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/its-called-talent-talent-ability-blake-webber-blake-webber-gifs-gif-11940886

[raven helm]

i can't seem to use longer greatswords without them flicking around everywhere

[tame barn]

nah

no buttspike

[torn verge]

the warstaff?

[ashen sluice]

i am so fucking scared.

[small glen]

Reposting

[past abyss]

plançon recieved a obliterating nerf to the point it pretty much doesnt work against actually armored opponents

[small glen]

When was it nerfed???

[ashen sluice]

nvm that was the easiest fight ever wtf

[past abyss]

after EA

release

[torn verge]

pretty much

[past abyss]

its so much stronger in the demo

[torn verge]

idk it carried me all the way to baron tho

[small glen]

I don't think the Plançon was ever nerfed..

[ashen sluice]

random man with a poleaxe could kill me faster than the baron

[torn verge]

fr

the baron is weak shit

how many times do u have to beat him for all his armor?

[ashen sluice]

idk i just beat him my first time and i dont think you can take his armor

[gusty fable]

It’d be cool in the full progression game if it did like an Overgrowth thing where our Willie becomes the greatest Willie and we challenge the king for his kingdom and we have a little challenge gauntlet like at the end of the demo gauntlet before facing the king

[torn verge]

you unlock more and more with every time you kill him

i have like 4-5 pieces

[left saffron]

Where is update.......?

I want update ASAP!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!

[ashen sluice]

oh..

[torn verge]

lol

[gusty fable]

Once you get to lord and start earning all the pieces it just feels very artificially handicapped since every time before we’ve been able to loot everyone’s corpse

[left saffron]

You have to kill him 8 or 9 times if I'm right

[gusty fable]

It makes since for the ea though

[torn verge]

i pray for multiplayer

[ashen sluice]

the baron's beak is pretty good 👍

[torn verge]

its the goat

[hollow sparrow]

i accidentally went to the abyss and ive now killed 1000 souls how the hell do i get out of here

[torn verge]

die

or press esc and leave

[gusty fable]

I’d love it if they uncapped our Willie at a certain point after Lord so we could play as a roided beast

[hollow sparrow]

do i keep this stuff when i die 😭

[past abyss]

i got this

[gusty fable]

Nice

[small glen]

It wasn't nerfed..

[ashen sluice]

willie is fuckiing ripped

[past abyss]

oh wow

[tame barn]

i keep getting stuck on the floor

[gusty fable]

I stopped using heated shields at a certain point because the poleaxe would get stuck in it

[past abyss]

i killed half of the carnage by knocking a bee hive really far away

@barren ivy

[ashen sluice]

i love ball kicking is a real thing in this game

[river horizon]

Just died when I was at man at arms and I have to start all over again 😥

[past abyss]

it is????

[tame barn]

again :(

[ashen sluice]

yup

[torn verge]

how do i send videos?

[river horizon]

You know when you go to the abbys you have soules to kill . Are they the people that you killed ? And if yes isn’t it better to be a pacifist

[tame barn]

yes

[torn verge]

yes its the people you killed

i try to knock everyone out and not kill them

[tame barn]

be good, don't kill other people

and if you never kill anyone, you will just instantly be revived

[torn verge]

i once had 170 people

[past abyss]

it is

and itt is

[river horizon]

Damn

[torn verge]

lets just say i left that character behind

[past abyss]

killing people in riots is fun tho

[past abyss]

coward

[small glen]

technically, it was BUFFED

due to the buff to blunt damage

[torn verge]

it would take me an hour to do all that lmao

[tame barn]

IM STUCK IN THE FLOOR OF THE ABYS AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

[river horizon]

I had 38 and died because the coffin lid stuck in my head

[torn verge]

i hate the new abbys bring back the old one 💔

[ashen sluice]

this is literally just a pickaxe lmao

[past abyss]

it is

[past abyss]

altt f4

it saves

dw

[wheat leaf]

fun fact, it takes about an hour flat to do 200 zambies

[torn verge]

insane

who would do that vs making a new character

[wheat leaf]

me lmao

[torn verge]

just insure all your armor and your fine

[wheat leaf]

skill issue to the highest level

[tame barn]

IM STUCK IN THE FLOOR
THIS GUY LOST ALL HIS LIMBS
AND HE STILLS TRIES TO KILL ME

[torn verge]

not skill issue more of i dont wanna waste my time tbh

[ashen sluice]

im mining him

[uneven topaz]

I just had to put down 113 zombies in one sitting

[lethal rune]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[past abyss]

LMFAO

[torn verge]

epic embeded fail

[unreal fog]

Gotta respect the hate

[lethal rune]

Yes

Sadly

[wheat leaf]

i got 263 crisp souls waiting for me now i wanna hit at least 300 before i die

[uneven topaz]

Holy moly

[wheat leaf]

ideally get as many as possible, maybe 4-6 hundred

[unreal fog]

They gotta give us a horde mode, I really need to start running EVERYONE’s fade

[torn verge]

hit 1k

[torn verge]

fr just spawn all 300 of them at once

explode everyones computer

[unreal fog]

Can’t, they’ll be soulless homunculus husks, I need to know that everyone one of them got set to purgatory, then I come back and send them to hell

[wheat leaf]

Yeah fr the only reason it took me an hour to do 200 was that they only came in pairs

Or trios at best i forgot if they do

[unreal fog]

Mine usually come 1 by one

[wheat leaf]

Not nearly enough at once at least

[torn verge]

what do yall think abt the new abbys

[unreal fog]

The Who?

[wheat leaf]

I’d understand 1-2 at a time for free play abyss but for progression it’s just a waste of time

[wheat leaf]

It’s great imo, the biting is a bit janky tho

[past abyss]

crisp 44 souls after me

[torn verge]

how many times i would go to hit someone and they just tank the hit and bite my arm off 💀

[past abyss]

so much better than the old

[torn verge]

wait what how do you do that

[tame barn]

i think the longsword is the best abyss weapon

[past abyss]

????????

have you never clicked in the abyss guy

at night

[unreal fog]

Talk to the guy by the fire at night

[ashen sluice]

okokok this is so much better than the plancon

[torn verge]

no i have not i thought it just took you to the abyss

[past abyss]

LMFAO

[unreal fog]

Against poor people

[wheat leaf]

I prefer a poleaxe or bladed polearm for safety range but once you got armor a long sword is better

[ashen sluice]

dw i had to go through 93

[past abyss]

oh ive ran 110 before

this is easy

[unreal fog]

Once you get to knight tier, armor and a mace is your saving grace

[wheat leaf]

I’m not so big a fan of maces in abyss, they really don’t like getting knocked out

[torn verge]

is their a trainer for this game like the early access or not yet?

[wheat leaf]

One chop to the neck is install

[unreal fog]

But they crack skulls like a mother fucker

[wheat leaf]

Instakill *

[fast burrow]

I currently only play abyss mode just to get a 2H Axe and slice zombies

[unreal fog]

Yeah but they got armor and lots of it

[wheat leaf]

that’s the best part, no matter the tier they have an exposed neck

[feral linden]

i just killed the lord boss and its not letting me take like his armor or anything is it supposed to be like that?

[unreal fog]

Yeah

[fast burrow]

yes

[unreal fog]

You earn it piece by piece

[fast burrow]

kill him 12 more times or so 😄

[feral linden]

ok

[unreal fog]

Don’t forget to get his weapons too

His polearm and sword have unique names

[torn verge]

the riots are stupidly easy i did one by just running into the willies

[ashen sluice]

this fucker right here did it to himself

[unreal fog]

And the mace as well

[fast burrow]

if you beat him you get 1 part it will be insured in your inventory after the match

[brisk oak]

syp

sup

[wheat leaf]

forgot i had this clip that pret much sums up abyss

[past abyss]

watch this

[past abyss]

just alt f4 dude

[ashen sluice]

oh no i only got the barons polearm

[past abyss]

you go back to the start of abyss

[wheat leaf]

that was during a 197 soul run, i lowered damage values until i healed and kept going

[ashen sluice]

beautiful

[brisk oak]

translating...

"glory to the big yahu"

https://giphy.com/gifs/kirk-hearing-angry-bird-WqB6iWcM6FKZ887eXg

[unreal fog]

I need a shoulder slot for the tower shield

[sly lodge]

does anyone know what the next update could possibly consist of

[unreal fog]

With a pavise

[sly lodge]

like what new content could get added?

[brisk oak]

sex update

[unreal fog]

FINALLY

[ashen sluice]

i think it want me to do hall

[brisk oak]

GOLDEN DANDELION1!1!1!1!1!

[tame barn]

im just a little sad that i feel there is less longswords in the game

[brisk oak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angrybird1234-camman18-golden-dandelion-l77FwxYMMFk4mf9Qvq

w canman

[sly lodge]

WHEN GETS THE PIT AND NARROW PASSAGE ADDED

WE NEED IT!

[brisk oak]

worst thing ive seen all day, straight to the archives

[unreal fog]

Half-sex

[tame barn]

yeah

[brisk oak]

ayt ima play sum battlefront 2

[hexed wigeon]

Is the half sword mobile iOS stuff even real lol

[torn verge]

do the favorites that goes

[near grotto]

YES

[ashen sluice]

man hard days work

[hexed wigeon]

It looks fake lol but they put half sword mobile as their name and the half sword emblem and stuff

[torn verge]

batman dont fall for it

your smarter than that

not this one

[hexed wigeon]

I know I’m dumb bro😭

[ashen sluice]

@halfswordmobile

damn

[hexed wigeon]

Why don’t they file a lawsuit or something on it for copying the name and emblem

[ashen sluice]

@fresh fjord

[torn verge]

its 4 dollars too

lmao

[ashen sluice]

💀

[torn verge]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/half-sword-mobile/id6758338661

no clue

only 200mb too

[torn verge]

all the reviews say its shit

[ashen sluice]

looks legit enough

why is everyone trying to make a mobile port of literally everything

[hexed wigeon]

Idk bro

[torn verge]

i actually wanna play this

should i buy this junk

[ashen sluice]

yes

[torn verge]

alr ima get it ill even go on vc and show yall

damn no vcs

wild

[tender quest]

when the fucking polearm shows up

[hexed wigeon]

Spend the money

[hexed wigeon]

Go on vc I wanna see

[ashen sluice]

its sooo bad i hate those fuckers

[timid mural]

Put in your guesses now, how well is this going to work

[torn verge]

there are no vcs

[hexed wigeon]

I need to see it bro

Call me or something

I can’t talk though I need to see

[barren moth]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1352185050233311283

[hexed wigeon]

No access

[tranquil lantern]

Any sword can work. I find its not how big it is but rather how you use it.

[tender quest]

Imaginary technique : Infinite Concussions

[hexed wigeon]

Um

[timid mural]

Im making the decor metal gold

[tender quest]

i prefer them big and not impossible to wield

[timid mural]

Best 3k I've spent in haflsword

[tranquil lantern]

Its unrealistic to think that only big swords can be good.🥺 this only hurts men🥀

[ashen sluice]

the resolution bro

[tranquil lantern]

Bros computer is actively screaming

[torn verge]

i got it

[timid mural]

Just whent broke making a bunch of stupid weapons

[torn verge]

who else wants to see the half sword mobile

ill make a gc

[torn verge]

please dont use the emoji just say me

makes it easier to add people

[tranquil lantern]

Me vrotato

[barren moth]

I wanna see if it's ass or not

[tranquil lantern]

I wanna see though

[ashen sluice]

10/10 bleedout spot

[barren moth]

it might be if it's deadass just a compressed version of half sword demo - EA

[torn verge]

everyone add me back

[torn verge]

yo add me back rq

[vague wasp]

how did you even create this lifeform

[timid mural]

I just beat an armored guy wit it. Also it shows how to make it in the photo

[vague wasp]

i didnt think it was even possible to make a sword that short

[timid mural]

The minimum/maximum length depends on the size of the grip

[solemn tusk]

whos tryna 1v1

[vague wasp]

sometimes if you close the game too soon after a fight it puts you back in for another round next time you open it

[timid mural]

There is multiplayer?

[solemn tusk]

yeah

[timid mural]

How

[vague wasp]

ah okay

[timid mural]

I dont seen multi-player in game

[soft osprey]

Bros tryna break copyright laws in public 😔

Are you asking if im joking or are you saying he was joking

[timid mural]

Skin of half sword and soul of chiv

[solemn tusk]

yo yoshi u tryna1v1?

[vague wasp]

i just know the games called "half war sword fight: ultimate duel" or something

[soft osprey]

Making halfsword mobile would obviously be breaking copyright lol unless im misunderstanding what hes saying

[timid mural]

How do I do multiplayer?

[solemn tusk]

split screen stuff

kk bet send me a invite

[timid mural]

Isn't that local only?

[soft osprey]

Oh one of those knockoffs

[vague wasp]

wait so its just a straight up clone with worse gameplay

[soft osprey]

Yeah, legal team is already working on taking down all of those games

Especially that gladiator one

[timid mural]

I posted part of the add on #memes-🤣 a while ago

[sand kestrel]

wtf 😭

@grave pecan @violet kindle

[violet kindle]

SON

[timid mural]

Im screwd

[grave pecan]

halfseord mkbiele

[daring wigeon]

how are people posting images here

[timid mural]

Levels

[stuck epoch]

#modders-guild-hall message first thing I tried lol

[daring wigeon]

so where i post an image that isnt from photo mode?

[tame barn]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
i- i didn't see this in my first playthrough... what?????

[random pond]

the com-bobulator

[humble bloom]

Spiked mace the goat

[prisma stag]

Heart Over Death made a good video on the current state of the game, for those still wondering if it's worth it.

[sleek night]

Why can't I swear the vambrace with my current loadout?

#photography📷 message

[warped grotto]

So like idk what updates may have happened but I'm currently in my 3rd fatal error doing Lord Tourney, and I never errored before

[timid mural]

Contemplating his life choices, also why tf does he have black eyes

[sleek night]

How'd you get the baron helmet? Does it go in your inventory when you beat him? I have some baron stuff but Idk how I got it, I've beaten him multiple times

[sleek night]

@timid mural

[timid mural]

Beat him 9 times

[wary nebula]

It's the chains on your arming doublet, take them off

[rancid sparrow]

is there anything to do in progression after getting the entire baron set?

[ashen sluice]

alien

alien!!

[feral moon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thecoolidge-the-exorcist-exorcism-max-von-sydow-lL8XYhxpG5fWqgKsYI

[ashen sluice]

i have nobody as my opponent...

[timid mural]

Never press h...

[ashen sluice]

wtf

[wise halo]

Yes farm souls

[wise halo]

happens

[ashen sluice]

i do that so many times and its so annoying

[cosmic perch]

does anyone know the xbox controls for the game by default im trying to rebind everything 😭

[timid mural]

I died

[cosmic perch]

noooo 🙁

[timid mural]

Only 30 souls

First thing I'm doing when I come back is killing that guy

[wise halo]

Hey

[ashen sluice]

BEAUTIFUL

[wise halo]

Kill 2000 willies and fight them at the gates of hell

[opal violet]

when is hotfix 6 coming out?

[warped grotto]

5th fatal error

when the hell is it gonna stop crashing for no reason when I get to Baron

[opal violet]

do you use dx11 or 12

[warped grotto]

and when the hell is it gonna be balanced to where I can EVER take more than 1 hit to the head whereas the enemies can take 6 back to back and still taunt me without losing a SHRED of stamina

How do I find out what I set?

[opal violet]

in settings

[warped grotto]

DXS12

DX12*

[opal violet]

use dx11 is more stable

[tight isle]

oops

[ashen sluice]

haha thats what you get for trying to knock me out while i was down

[humble bloom]

Damage stuff is gonna be constantly tweaked throughout early access.

As for when the next patch will come, theres no official schedule but they have so far made a point to release an update weekly, last update was last Sunday, and mcwonderbeast said franky was taking a rest.
Maybe the next hotfix will occur this week, probably towards the end.

[timid mural]

Is this tuff

[random mango]

bro i wish i could afford the real game it looks so cool 🤤

[ashen sluice]

like okay

DUDE THESE FUCKING POLEAXES

[stuck epoch]

it's a mod I made that uses json files as an alternative to sav editing, not officially released yet

[ashen sluice]

even the fucking zombies. devs please nerf the poleaxe

[warped grotto]

yes

That's exactly what I mean. I made a pollaxe with 2 hammer heads and I hit them clean in the temple and they hold their head for a minute, then IMMEDIATELY get and grab the nearest weapon and are experts

I get tapped in the head and I straight up drop my pollaxe, all my sonic rings, then if they sneeze on me when I'm clamboring for dear life to ATTEMPT to stand up straight I immediately collapse harder than 9/11

[ashen sluice]

exactly why does the poleaxe suck for the player so much

[stray ridge]

lol

[wise bough]

Is long sword viable after veteran or better

[warped grotto]

Nope not at all

you need a big hammer or a big pole

that's like the only way to play as soon as they start getting mail

[wise bough]

Is there something I'm missing I'm having a real hard time swing the pole type weapons

[warped grotto]

you're probably "too weak"

and apparently the only way to build muscle is to burn stamina

What's your Mass in your inventory screen?

...Can't post pictures...

Anyways, my mass is at 80kg and I have quite a few Baron items, my longsword, plate/mail/tabard, and my pollaxe

[ashen sluice]

retribution is so nice

[green imp]

have you been getting that problem where the poleaxes freeze mid swing? it's been messing up all my gameplay

[ashen sluice]

yep

[warped grotto]

Also no armor pen whatsoever

I made a pickaxe pollaxe and yeah, not one single puncture

[green imp]

yeah it's almost impossible for my guy to stand up after getting hit once in the head

[ashen sluice]

LMAO DUDE DIED IN HIS OWN WEAPON

[tame barn]

i think they could add a sort of Escort mode (outside the drunk patron one)
where you need to keep a guy (with 2< less ranks than you) alive while some enemies try to kill you and him
if he dies, you instantly loose

[ashen sluice]

this? this is bullshit.

[soft osprey]

Just like in real life

[ashen sluice]

The baron didnt even kill me the guy with the poleaxe did

[timid mural]

Freaky willie

Wtf how is his neck like that

[prisma saffron]

hotfix manifesting day 3

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-full-mood-salt-popcorn-pitcher-gif-13873147

[wise halo]

I have big aura, my hired mercs kill the baron for me.

[steady arch]

turned him into dare devil

still alive

kind of

[wise halo]

this demo

[steady arch]

yes

[misty gazelle]

demo still good

[steady arch]

yeah

and runs 100 times better

[main orbit]

we need willie back

there should be a randomize character feature where willie is one of them

[quartz radish]

why cant I wear vambrace or cuisses? there are vines over it

[tame barn]

your clothes dont enable it

[quartz radish]

my willie is naked

[tame barn]

....

alright

i think thats the problem? but idk

actually

why is your willie naked?

[quartz radish]

well i had the armor on and that didnt work so i took everything off and it still doesnt work

[tired raptor]

arming doublet remove the chains

[quartz radish]

ok the vines are gone now but the icons are red

[grave anchor]

Anybody know how to consistently break necks in the brawls?

[soft osprey]

You need an arming doublet without the chains

[quartz radish]

what do you mean without the chains?

[soft osprey]

Go to the armor guy when he appears, and adjust the arming doublet to remove the chains on the arms

The armor and weapon guys switch every day

[quartz radish]

ohhh ok thanks

[main orbit]

why is my arming sword in red

[crude lance]

how do you get the mace with a skull on it?

[spring tapir]

Can I take the final bosses armor

[tame barn]

you found it in the abyss

[tame barn]

yes

[spring tapir]

It’s not working

[tame barn]

unless its the baron

[spring tapir]

Is that the one in all gold at the end of the lord tourney

[tame barn]

oh yeah its the baron

you win his armor by defeating him over and over

[spring tapir]

.

[main orbit]

i know that, but why is it red? will it disappear? is it brittle? why red?

[spring tapir]

So when I kill him do I just leave

[tame barn]

i think its bc of the price

[wise halo]

are you using mods for that graphics?

[quartz radish]

as soon as i removed the chains my fucking vambraces dissapeared😭

[spring tapir]

?

[remote crypt]

reshade

[wise halo]

only for 4K?

[remote crypt]

4k...? I play in 1080 dawg

playing in 4k is for people who actually see a difference

[wise halo]

ah oke wrong mod then I guess

[remote crypt]

ye just reshade

and some basic graphical changes

[wise halo]

Well I see a difference between 1080 and 1440p

[remote crypt]

I think the only time I ever do is like. If I'm watching youtube I can see Markiplier's pores in 1440.

And I don't need to see his pores.

[lilac thistle]

are all armor slots fillable yet?

[wise halo]

I have 1080P and 1440P next to eachother so it's easy to notice for me atleast

[wise halo]

no

[remote crypt]

dual monitor set?

[wise halo]

yes

[wise halo]

make this a short and blow up

[remote crypt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JA03k3Cj97Y

I did a better one

[wise halo]

I have been grabbing willies in full baron armor and throwing them down in the water

[remote crypt]

Its so fucking fun

I need to make this into a short tho

[wise halo]

Have you played halo?

[halcyon silo]

Who out here grabbing their willies

[wise halo]

Real men

[remote crypt]

yes

[wise halo]

have you played it with skulls?

[remote crypt]

yes

[wise halo]

like the confetti headshot skull?

[remote crypt]

yes

Hello

[wise halo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KbWl8uatdAM

you should know this sound then

[weak hornet]

im bored af ngl

[remote crypt]

its so stupid goofy and yellow. I love it.

[oak oak]

guys look in photography i got baron armor and weapons

[wise halo]

yes

[tame barn]

man im without a leg and i lost my sword
but im still fighting

[remote crypt]

why is it so yellow

[wise halo]

I did it on purpose

in davinci

[finite bough]

why so yellow?

https://tenor.com/view/hmmp-frying-pan-philip-j-fry-futurama-fry-suspect-gif-11486511013200449265

[wise halo]

Just because.

[finite bough]

its Just Cause 3

https://tenor.com/view/rico-rodriguez-just-cause-just-cause3-jc3-what-gif-24220651

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

I tried to upload half sword on tiktok but tiktok said no, there is gore.

then I tried to make blood white in davinci resolve and I messed up and gave up

[finite bough]

funny.
tiktok is banned here.. less brainrot.

[wise halo]

where is here

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

[wise halo]

my fy page is funnie

[finite bough]

India

[wise halo]

ah

[past kestrel]

has anyone reached 100kg mass yet on their willies?

[wise halo]

I have those video's on my fy atm with Imposter and guess the password and I like that content

[past kestrel]

thats like 500kg dude

[heavy oak]

has anyone experienced save fuile disapering just booted up progression and have to restart

[wise halo]

you reached ultra gigachad

[wise halo]

not yet

[finite bough]

btw its not possible to get 100kg
max is like 96 or smthing

[tranquil lantern]

can

can I have anything in the abyss

[past kestrel]

im at 98 after almost a year of fighting

i can show proof if needed

[wise halo]

Free shield

[finite bough]

ohh

[tranquil lantern]

its just free food bro

aint even a shield

[past kestrel]

i plan to use the heaviest of weapons cuz at that point i'd be strong enough to swiftly swing it in combat and even defend with the heaviness

[finite bough]

sure, but ig 98 is enough for that

[past kestrel]

in fact, i can already use a 4KG pollaxe as if its a 2.5KG pollaxe

[vague mulch]

my Willie after getting his face, hand and legs mauled off

wait

[wise halo]

nah willies wrists are a mess atm in ea, super heavy weapons literally do not work even if your willie is maxxed

[past kestrel]

it does work for my 98kg willie

[wise halo]

even the barons beak is ffing me over

[weak hornet]

love how the blood dilutes in the eye

[wise halo]

willie has troubles with my barons beak kek

[tranquil lantern]

why the willie and I getting good gear at the first spot? is it completely random 😭

[tame barn]

this is like the worst feeling i ever got playing halfsword
i am not happy but if i fail this i just lose my character so i aint gonna do it

[wise halo]

and thats not even heavy

[past kestrel]

okay

it is an ass weapon ngl

[main orbit]

dude this game needs to be more linear

it goes from easy as shit to insane when you go to the tourney

[vague mulch]

your Willie is obese

[wise halo]

it penetrates armor thats why I like it

[finite bough]

wowh woah.. i use to effectively and it one shots any willies

[weak hornet]

yall not ready for this method.

[tender quest]

heavy weight class isnt even that heavy

[wise halo]

98kg willie, bmi is showing obese

[finite bough]

yes.

[finite bough]

mine is 86kg

for some reason it doesn't increase

[wise halo]

yeah I think it also depends on which armor you are wearing and weapons

[tender quest]

you gotta put willie on a bulking diet

[finite bough]

with baron armor and all of his weapons.

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sumo-hakuhōshō-stomp-dohyo-iri-gif-14022434

[weak hornet]

😳

[wise halo]

yeh same also not showing max weight

[past kestrel]

nah man my willie is more jacked than a lord tier willie

[finite bough]

yes.

@past kestrel can it beat my willie in 1v1?

[open nexus]

yk what wld be a peak feature, being able to tackle peeps

[finite bough]

fist fight btw @past kestrel

"fisting"

[wise halo]

My willie in full baron armor literally kills souls on impact by running in to them.

[past kestrel]

no it can't
because that willie doesn't exist in the non-editted version of half sword in the first place

[finite bough]

dw mine is the final boss that you have to face when you get 5 sets of baron armor and cleansed 1500 souls in abyss

[past kestrel]

my non-modded willie can make other willies bleed in one singular punch during a brawl

[neat jasper]

I don't think he likes my headlock

[tranquil lantern]

zombies may be a pain in the ass, but they have crazy aura

[past kestrel]

it does not exist!!!

[finite bough]

I'm taking half sword to heaven

[wise halo]

my non modded willie can use brainpower to make enemy willie surrender

[finite bough]

you haven't made it that far.

[past kestrel]

our willies are not the same!

[finite bough]

ydk that

[wise halo]

indeed my willie is superior

[past kestrel]

i did not say that you buffoon!

[wise halo]

I said it

https://tenor.com/view/boom-mind-blown-mind-blowing-eyeglasses-gif-15569009

raggamuffin

[past kestrel]

unfortunately
you have put indeed in your statement

[wise halo]

nuh uh

[past kestrel]

yuh uh!

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[past kestrel]

what the 😛

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[robust thicket]

The fact bro hasn't seen the GIF shows they aren't a true HalfSworder

[finite bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471812833179078666/Half_Sword_Screenshot_2026.02.13_-_15.48.30.47.png?ex=699397c4&is=69924644&hm=149d8e88b0c4fa0915b90867966b32b69640bfab6cffa949bec1a592e25ab1cb&

[finite bough]

i have best weapon

non modded.

[robust thicket]

"non modded" ya ok

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-hulk-10H4by255F2UsU

[past kestrel]

okay

[wise halo]

Mordhow did pan combat great

[finite bough]

yes it is the part of the map.

[robust thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184903853162897538/1455905204544339978/togif.gif

[robust thicket]

Oh ya but I am talkin bout your muscles lmao

[finite bough]

to use it you need to get jacked.

[past kestrel]

i've only played half sword demo and half sword early access for a combined total of 180 hours, chill

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-and-jesse-pinkman-handshake-walter-and-jesse-handshake-gif-12675755010462311397

[robust thicket]

It's okay that you didn't know the Discord GIF lol! I was only in here off and on

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/gritito-gif-17274376822241272426

[remote crypt]

AAAAAA

[tranquil lantern]

holy crap these guys are invincible

[past kestrel]

its better to deal blunt damage

[wise halo]

these boys you can slice in 2 with a longsword

[finite bough]

or cut them in half.

[wise halo]

like a knife through hot butter

[tranquil lantern]

I lowkey disagree, you gotta remove heads/torsos to kill em quick

[past kestrel]

thats a solution, but only for opponents that are only even slightly unarmored

[finite bough]

yes

[finite bough]

you can still slice off there heads

if you can aim

[wise halo]

and you can always remove armor

from them

[past kestrel]

i like going to face the vengeful souls in the abyss with my 6.3KG longsword (longest fucking sword made from bugs, perfect for my 98KG willie mass)

[finite bough]

+1

[wise halo]

my longsword is of pure gold, suck on that

[remote crypt]

Can you make a 9kg sword

[past kestrel]

grrrrrr 😠

[finite bough]

and you are siding with blunt damage

[wise halo]

my sword costed me 5K SHILLINGS

[past kestrel]

i can try

[past kestrel]

there's a difference between efficiency and preferency

[remote crypt]

please

[main orbit]

hosen or trousers

[past kestrel]

hosen

[wise halo]

you are lucky the bridge did not collapse on your fat ass

[finite bough]

[weak hornet]

im crine

[main orbit]

Willie kinda has that shit on doe

[weak hornet]

wait ts maneuver actually kinda works

cartoon jump works

[past kestrel]

what the cartoon-ahh finisher

[weak hornet]

its funny af

[weak hornet]

bro i just did it standing up

on a standing up enemy

and it worked

new technique discovered??

ITS OP LMFAO

[serene olive]

how tf

bro think he thor