halfsword-chat-⚔

[humble iris]

I have none of my clips to refer to

[small glen]

we have the same set up

[humble iris]

Thankyuo

[weak coral]

Wow except the poleaxe is from veteran

[humble iris]

Oh it does have a back part

[weak coral]

And didnt prove my point

Lol

You cant turn it around

[small glen]

that doesn't matter if you still smack with it

[humble iris]

You can still hit them

Its useable and it works well against those with armor, especially after a miss

the whiplash back (for example on my poleaxe where ir has a warhammer head on the back piece) works really well on those with armor

since its a blunt part

[shell bronze]

yo goob

you revisited the playtest yet

[humble iris]

Helo

[shell bronze]

the ai is genuinely way more vicious in there

[humble iris]

Playtest?

[shell bronze]

i had a good time now that i actually got good at the game

[shell bronze]

pre-gauntlet playtest

[humble iris]

Oh

[weak coral]

Except that's not what the argument is about noe

[humble iris]

i havent

[weak coral]

You Said you can and no u cant

[humble iris]

Thats the one where you still had the crosshair right?

[shell bronze]

i dont use it so idk

but it is the one with the same arena

the ai is genuinely vicious

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453326852608364656/903E361.MP4?ex=694d0b9b&is=694bba1b&hm=fc8c0e816d778d99d4ca24bf790307fd9882661b6758ca729783ce7c3c585379&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1453325352993554473/5DED6C1.MP4?ex=694d0a35&is=694bb8b5&hm=edf4321635de9bd908ed6df08ba13673aca208a724167669e28e04e9ba08c5ad&

[weak osprey]

This willie is better

[humble iris]

oh its not the one with the crosshair

[humble iris]

the flails of doom and despair

i dont think i remember this version

Whered you find it

[orchid helm]

Guys why when I rank up and die and I unrank to the lowest rank?

[shell bronze]

i enjoy the flailing because they have less telegraphing and are full power

[weak coral]

Cuz you die lol

[shell bronze]

genuinely a great time fighting in old playtest

the gore and damage is also way different

they die slower

[orchid helm]

Like I rank to the highest rank and then boom when I die lowest rank

[weak coral]

Yeah that's how IT works

[weak osprey]

we should have playtest willies back

[weak coral]

Realy not that hard to understand

[orchid helm]

Hell no that game it’s trash and addicting

[weak coral]

Lmao Pick one

You just have a skill issue

[orchid helm]

Ye 😂

[humble iris]

ill def check it out when i get back home

[small glen]

Good job tier 1 pollaxe, you smashed through tier 2 mail

[weak coral]

Im kinda surpriaed therrs no mail or in between armor

[small glen]

Goober, this guy arm held together my PC Fps

[weak coral]

Like IT jumps from gamveson to cuirass

[humble iris]

Hes attacking your gpu

You have to dissemble your pc and get him out

[small glen]

he got mad he lost to a tier 1 pollaxe

[humble iris]

Hes in your gpu, destroy your gpu

[small glen]

darn

that sucks

[small glen]

the classic madman swings

[weak coral]

You act like you didnt mod that in

[small glen]

uh... yeah its a loadout?

the Pollaxe is still vanilla?

[weak coral]

Ye

[small glen]

the only thing that is modded about it is the fact its green

[weak coral]

But to gier 2

Tier

[small glen]

thats a tier 1

[humble iris]

Something tells me this is….ragebait…..

Dont ragebait

joybait instead

[small glen]

i just like the tier 1 because of how much of a nerf it is

its fun

and using it on man at arms is challenging

[weak coral]

How?

[shell bronze]

tier 1 poleaxe is ass if it's short + blunt

but if it has the axe bit and is longer it's serviceable

[signal wedge]

Green goober is a fraud

[humble iris]

Howd you know 😰

[signal wedge]

I know where you were on August 14th 1996

I know what you did

[humble iris]

No you dont

Im innocent

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/malding-weeping-pov-malder-nikocado-gif-24866915

[humble iris]

Ye

Shi de .

[small glen]

I got the smallest I got

There is one that is even smaller than the one I have

[thick locust]

Waddup sword chat

[vital perch]

hey

[thick locust]

Whats ur favorite weapon papis

[small glen]

Depends

[vital perch]

mace

[thick locust]

what moooooods

[vital perch]

half sword enchancer

[thick locust]

oh

okay

[peak swallow]

Anyone know how to swing faster?
I turned up my ingame mouse sensitivity all the way and it still feels like I'm swinging a pool noodle.

[rough hound]

spear with the hammer on the end

[vital perch]

time your swings

[thick locust]

Ooouuu

[vital perch]

you need a rhythm to swing effeciently

[small glen]

Loadout selector and enhancer

[thick locust]

i love the

Wat is it the like spiky spear goedendag thing

[vital perch]

plancon

[small glen]

Plançon

[vital perch]

plançon is a bitch weapon

change my mind

[thick locust]

plancon

yes

[small glen]

No shit

[thick locust]

its a bitch weapopn that why i love it

Ooorrrr

a regular longsword

[vital perch]

figures

[thick locust]

chud

[small glen]

Repost

[thick locust]

i also like

the heavy mace

thing

[thick locust]

Watever the fuck

Ya that thing

[vital perch]

gotta love twirling my mace

[thick locust]

i love doing tiny little movements with the sword

to like slit the neck

[vital perch]

perfect dodge

[weak coral]

wish they add scale and lammelar armor ngl

[thick locust]

they should js add roman armor

And every armor ever

[vital perch]

that's the mods job

[thick locust]

Wat

[tough kayak]

turn DOWN your sensitivty maybe

[rare hearth]

Nice

[peak swallow]

Tried that, it's even worse

[humble iris]

how do you swing

Like do you flail

[vital perch]

with your mouse

[humble iris]

or what

[peak swallow]

Nope, I just swipe in the direction I'm trying to swing

[thick locust]

boiiii

[tough kayak]

you gotta wind your attacks backwards and let the momentum of the weapon do the work

[thick locust]

ya

[humble iris]

do you think you could clip what your talking about as a reference

[thick locust]

U gotta use momentum papi it like real life

[humble iris]

that meant to be a reply

woops

[humble iris]

@peak swallow

[peak swallow]

I'll try but I don't know if the video would be small enough to post into discord

[humble iris]

theres a 500mb limit since this server is boosted

[vital perch]

family friendly half sword video @weak coral

[humble iris]

send it in #game-footage-🎮🎥 and ping me here when you do

[humble iris]

Kurva

[weak coral]

Ale nub

[peak swallow]

Bet

[vital perch]

hyba ty

[weak coral]

*chyba

[vital perch]

its kurwa actually

[humble iris]

Kurwa

Wtf its the guy from kcd2

[vital perch]

yes

im from kcd 2

[humble iris]

Who knew they actually existed

I have a prague plate design

[vital perch]

kcd was so inspired of my kurwas they added them to the game

[humble iris]

Hold on im gonna go find it

Ok i cant find it

[thick locust]

👀

[humble iris]

@peak swallow first thing i notice is that your arm is injured

and that can greatly reduce force in swings, making them sloppy and slow

Axes are also pretty weighty weapons (and unbalanced with most of the weight being in the front)

[humble iris]

So matching that up with an injured state makes it hard to swing efficiently

[thick locust]

Ya axes are buns to handleeeee

They need to unfuck it bro it feels so buns

[peak swallow]

While I was playing it felt slow before the injured arm.
I first noticed the weak swings with one of the poleaxe varients

[humble iris]

What other weapons have you tried that feel slow to you (besides that axe and poleaxe)

[small glen]

Which axe

[humble iris]

And you were swinging back and forth a bit too quick (for some of them)

as well as them being right on you as you swinged

Thats more of a mouse control/form issue

You can see it when you swing from right to left and before you let the axe fully settle, you try to swing back towards the right

Your hands were crossed and the head was facing the Wrong way, causing issues with strike fluidity, force, and speed

[gloomy night]

when release

[humble iris]

Q1 2026

[gloomy night]

what q1 meanings

[humble iris]

jan-march

[gloomy night]

you listen

my pc goes explosion when i play

[humble iris]

i listen

[gloomy night]

one time i try play and think “hmmm my pc old but i think is no problem and i should put graphics to highest” and then some second later my pc started create some noises and i look on screen and like 2fps

[shut crescent]

my games still crashing even on the lowest possible gore settings

[humble iris]

lower graphic

big graphic make fps go down

that bad

[gloomy night]

but how is this possible

[humble iris]

you go settings

[gloomy night]

my pc can handle it i have amd fx 6600

is powerful chip

[humble iris]

Optimize in game is poor

Will get better

[gloomy night]

so you say developer not make optimization for people who have older generation pc

[humble iris]

Current version has little optimization for everyone

Early Access (Which release Q1 2026) Will have better optimization

[gloomy night]

so my pc can handle highest settings

[humble iris]

In Early Access maybe

[gloomy night]

if you lies to me

i not forget

and no forgive also

[humble iris]

Ok

I never lie

I trust Able

[gloomy night]

give address

just incase you lies

[humble iris]

Antarctica

[gloomy night]

u just lies

[humble iris]

No

I no lie

Antarctica

[weak coral]

real

[atomic rock]

how hard are the last 2 ranks?

[sturdy jolt]

Probably the easiest, it’s not easy to die when you’re covered head to toe in armor, you just get knocked out

I just came across my weapon pack in a random yt short, feels good

[hoary temple]

umm

[stuck epoch]

this is kinda fun icl

[storm prairie]

WHAT

[vital perch]

"parry this you filthy casual"

[naive holly]

Its always fkn Luke whos just developing his own game inside of halfsword

I dont think anyone's got their fingers as deep in the bones of the game than he does

[mortal steppe]

do u heal when killing in ultimate challenge

[mortal steppe]

Mod name????

[naive holly]

Not a mod, just luke goofing around.

[stuck epoch]

lmao other than the devs yeah maybe 😭

[sturdy jolt]

It is pretty fun

[stuck epoch]

i'm gonna see about releasing it

[stuck epoch]

crazy

[naive holly]

Figured they had all of your shenanigans on lockdown. Would be dope to see it released

[sturdy jolt]

If you really did make a gun mod, you won't be able to release it

[stuck epoch]

i'm hoping if it's a ue4ss mod like the Trainer mod it should be releasable but i'll still make sure

[stuck epoch]

aww

[naive holly]

Seeeeeee

Youre in TOO deep, mason

Where the goodies are

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah they don't allow assets that aren't already in the game

[stuck epoch]

ah i see

[naive holly]

Its real now

[sturdy jolt]

Oh yeah

I am a mod now

this is awesome

[naive holly]

HE SAID THE THING

[sturdy jolt]

Except my little sticker is accurate

[naive holly]

Yeeeah you guys pointed that out the first time an i never fixed it lol

[bold tangle]

yo wsg with ultimate challenge yo

my character is so weak he cant even carry his own weight

he just falls over

[upper urchin]

go to the gym buddy

[round kayak]

Yeah, the ultimate challenge most likely weakens you compared to regular gameplay, idk why it's like that but it's like you're armed with foam weapons while your enemies have lightsabers

[thick locust]

its cuz ur willie is scared

hes fighting 3 armored guys

[round kayak]

Surely the adrenaline should kick in :,3

[thick locust]

fair fight bro

[round kayak]

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[thick locust]

Orbital bombardment vs mosquito

[sturdy jolt]

Why didn't they just parry

[upper wyvern]

Vs who

https://tenor.com/view/munsonated-gif-26549668

[thick locust]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-iron-man-kirk-ironman-gif-9318029842837750053

Bro

Kill everything

[upper wyvern]

bro

lmaoooo

[thick locust]

Did u guys really block kirk with the automod

[upper wyvern]

bro why he iron man💀💀

[thick locust]

😭😭

[upper wyvern]

nah i think its something with your level

[thick locust]

No i tried to say his full name

[upper wyvern]

you need to be lvl 2 i think

oh

maybe yes

[thick locust]

U try it

Loooooo

[steady ice]

i was boxing a willie and i heard a crac on his neck and he fell to the ground and stopped moving and the game took a while to process the paralyzed willie

[teal goblet]

can I somehow restart from beggar tier when I get to the ultimate challenge, without just beating it?

[prisma sigil]

good day yall

[slate torrent]

hi guys
new to the game, not very good at it tho
haven't gotten to the knight armor point

:(

[sturdy jolt]

The earlier parts of this game are the hardest. Once you get past a certain point surviving matches gets a lot easier

[buoyant ravine]

i love the stool

[weak coral]

i hate the stool

[buoyant ravine]

some deaths were pretty quick and cool

[thick locust]

stool is buuuuuuuuns

[buoyant ravine]

I love this farming tool

[prisma sigil]

damn

also how are u so fricking fast?!

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kingofthehill-peggy-hank-hoes-attracted-gif-4536501

the hoe is basically the 2 handed axes big brother

[atomic rock]

is there a decent way to kill knights?\

[frail moat]

blunt weapons

or half swording and getting them in a weak point in the armor

[sturdy jolt]

This is the best way to kill knights

[thick locust]

is there anything that doesnt kill bro

[spice isle]

give me new update

[white trail]

wobba

[hexed pasture]

using the shield to clobber peoples faces in is so nice

reminds me of the boys

[fading dirge]

new abyss run and the evil and intimidating candleholder

[slender flax]

Like if you are proud of yourself and you understand that if you want to improve as a person you have not to surrender and also watch spiderman so you'll improve your moral sense and will start helping others, after that you will become a recognized physics teacher that teaches in Harvard but you will also spend time in yourself, knowing that you need your own time to rest and stay with your family and not to use all of your time working in Harvard and saving people in New York as Spiderman, dying in 50 years due to falling from the stairs

[shell bronze]

?

[slender flax]

like

[boreal plover]

how much is half sword gonna cost.

[slender flax]

5 minutes

[quaint ingot]

how dead do we think Willie is

[slender flax]

wait 10 minutes

and he will stand up

[quaint ingot]

he despawns after 5 minutes

[slender flax]

then wait 5

[vital perch]

reposting my throw clip

[slender flax]

does that hurt

[buoyant ravine]

head chop

[quaint ingot]

Willie was in pain for a minute

[storm prairie]

nah bro he got no brain there

[quaint ingot]

ow

this fucker is still trying to kill me with a sword in his head

[upper urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344067551294128273/1453518857884008632/IMG_2167.png?ex=694dbe6c&is=694c6cec&hm=386b6bd41db5c8c9ee82155a59a518d4085a9d0435cf62147996ad4400a322fd&

[buoyant ravine]

"Erggh, Swive! arghh! auwhh! eem- arggh! areeghh Ha- EGARGHHHHH AUHHW"

[quaint ingot]

Took him a bit to give up https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lM4V8QQ2bfC0rhmio?invite=cr-MSw3SEYsMzY5NzUzNTc3&v=9

had to kick Willie to death due to my weapong getting flung out of the arena

Almost lost an arm but made Willie give up with a kick to the head

[tacit blade]

They should add a 1/10000 chance of Henry from KCD screaming his "I'm feeling quite hungry" war cry when swinging

[quaint ingot]

pretty sure they’d get sued for copyrighted material

[tacit blade]

Warhorse isn't Nintendo

[quaint ingot]

I also don’t want to be reminded of KC since what I’ve seen there’s not much escapism

[quaint ingot]

Still likely they won’t take a chance with that shit because companies are dicks

[tacit blade]

[jovial oracle]

might be an unpopular opinion but i don't like the way that the bodies turn into skeletons and disappear during the abyss and baron mode any change they can make it like the rest of the game?

[simple vale]

the reacharound
totally intentional

[sturdy jolt]

If they didn’t disappear they wouldn’t drop their items and they’d cause lag. There’s no way to change it

[small glen]

I am like 70% done with my project

[sturdy jolt]

That’s cool

[small glen]

btw your in it

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah I remember you telling me, I appreciate it

[shell forge]

#photography📷 message Seems like Willie just straight up gives up if he loses too much of his face and somehow doesn't die

[vapid hull]

Accidentals r the best

Like was that the result I was going for?? Fuh no!! Was it cool??? Yeag!!!

[humble iris]

hm

[ruby glade]

Im pretty sure Willie fucking tiger dropped me

[shell forge]

Willie is still willing to engage in a slap fight if he still has one eye and his lips

[humble iris]

What project

or is it secret

[simple vale]

true

[vapid hull]

fucking evil grip 😭

[small glen]

just wait for it

its cool

[humble iris]

okay!!!

[shell bronze]

if only willie could snap to ochs/kasumi kamae this well on command

[buoyant ravine]

why did my man slam himself on the ground? XD

[small glen]

give me like maybe 20 more minutes

[buoyant ravine]

this is why you dont bite on jolly ranchers when you pop them in your mouth

this is the video where that image came from

[humble iris]

oh that quick

i was thinking a day or two worth of time 😭

[small glen]

it did actually

i started this two days ago

i was trying to get timing down

and good ways to make the video small

rn i have everything rly good

[humble iris]

I look Forward to….

[queen veldt]

HELP-

[small glen]

shit looks like a fucking code to a bank vault

[lofty lily]

ive inserted my fingers in willies nose

[small needle]

does willie have narcolepsy?

I've just been punched in the head and now im on the floor limp

[small glen]

@humble iris ...its done..

[humble iris]

Just in time

Just got back fromdinner

[small glen]

long ass export

[humble iris]

😭

that just means its high quality 🤤

[small glen]

its long bro

2 minutes

[humble iris]

thats gonna be the longest video ive ever fully watched in this server

my pea brain… evolving…

[small glen]

so anyways, i'll tell you the name of the vid doe

"To Arms"

[humble iris]

Are the men going to be at arms

[ancient prism]

No

[humble hazel]

Getting better by the day with my sword placement. Got impatient at the end and ruined a flawless victory.

[humble iris]

its like looking at another me from 2 months ago 🥹

[small glen]

Tis shit is so peak bro

I have to send it on my phone doe..

[humble iris]

Phon e

[small glen]

So true..

[humble iris]

I am in a room with a massive piano

It is so out of tune And the pedals are completely broken

[small glen]

Going to take a minute

[humble hazel]

Still sloppy on the followup after the parry. I can't figure out how to react without getting cut myself.

[small glen]

It's like 100+ mb

Ngl i kind of rushed the ending

I rly wanted to just finish it

Been working on it for almost like 3 days

[humble iris]

Usually you would displace the weapon and either counterattack after or during your displacement

Thats what i do atleast

it completey depends on the type of parry

high, mid, low

[small glen]

Here.

@warped apex

[humble hazel]

Normally I hold the blade to either my left or right to catch the blade and slice in the other direction. Ofc that way I get rid of my defence for a moment and I get cut.

[small glen]

The montage is of

Pinklepuff, Green goober, Johnhalfsword, John Longsword, Clueless, Fizzlepop531, Jolly bug shaker, M00, Tcaledridge

And militus

[humble iris]

This is….PEAK!!!

and i make an appearance ❤️‍🩹

[humble iris]

Thats why displacement is very important

remove the weapon from threatening you and attack

[small glen]

It's hs7 and half sword chat

[small glen]

@sleek gull check it

[small glen]

There will be a sequel

Btw

[humble iris]

Woah

Seq ual

[small glen]

It will be other people not hs7 and like me pinkle and uh tcal

[humble iris]

Gotta find more people not in hs7 that are good at what they do

[small glen]

Yes

[humble iris]

Scout people….

Like soccer

[small glen]

I already have a few...

[humble iris]

Woah. Ž

[small glen]

But to live up to the peakness that was this one is going to be uhm hard

[humble hazel]

will try, thx

[small glen]

I wanna do a different song

[humble iris]

Np

U have a lot of potential .

I believe you Will be grea t

If it helps, for middle strikes, try doing a half semi circle (top part) motion

But do what works for you

[mental kelp]

Clueless appearing 4 times and 2 of those times being indistinguishly the same clip cause that’s what all of his are 😹

[small glen]

I added him a bunch by honestly accident, but it worked. I think everyone got fair amount of clips

[sleek gull]

LET'S F'N GO!!!!!!

[humble iris]

Fizzle seeing some appreciation for his work… life fufilled…

[sleek gull]

The elderly are often forgotten, it is nice to be seen

[humble iris]

Shoutout to the nursing home

[small glen]

The most peak part

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/retirement-nursing-home-gif-10200161

[small glen]

Is the two hand sword part after John stabbed willie

I cooked so hard at 1:10 🔥

[shell bronze]

yo hop off

the meat eating is not healthy

[iron pollen]

Does anyone know when game release

[mental kelp]

Words for the wise, parrying god

[shell bronze]

always, john longsword

[karmic furnace]

im always pulling all nighters man

[mental kelp]

Notice I appear first and also he holds on one of my clips for a long ass time

[karmic furnace]

is ts gonna affect my height

[humble iris]

Yes

Dwarfism

[karmic furnace]

but im addicted to pulling all nighters

😔

[humble iris]

Go to sleep and then dream about pulling all nighters

Artificial all nighters

[desert acorn]

my sword slipped, oops

[karmic furnace]

Nah..

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[small glen]

The clips i used were actually obtained over the span of two days

[shell bronze]

smartest ai

[mental kelp]

Sometimes it’s hard being at the top

Not everyone understands

[desert acorn]

I always fight fair

[small glen]

The 2nd montage will be for other people, i scouted them and I know who it will be

[tender quest]

You must have gone through so many clips 🫡

[small glen]

I got 6 gb worth of clips

From that alone

A lot of trial and error and me saying "This just isn't good enough."

I didn't care for the clips i used

For myself

I COULD have sent the good ones i have of me, but meh

[tender quest]

Should have included my stab through the visor

[small glen]

Couldn't find it, sadly..

[small glen]

I only had a few clips of you

[shell bronze]

halfcord powerscaling is real

[small glen]

A lot of your clips were montages and I couldn't find much singles

[tender quest]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[small glen]

Would've been dope..

[buoyant ravine]

kicked him out the arena like a cartoon character

[tender quest]

You picked some decent ones it's fine

[shell bronze]

died standing

men strike

poke

[small glen]

i am making another montage, it won't be Hs7 or the best Half sword chat players but rather just honorable mentions

[shell bronze]

when we making worst half sword montage

[small glen]

a blooper montage would be hella funny

just getting a bunch of people funny deaths

[pearl ferry]

kissing that center line with mine lips

[shell bronze]

we need bug deaths and actual skill issues

and i don't mean mid deaths i mean as in getting totally floored beyond repair

[small glen]

this is playing the song i used

its going to be burned into my fucking skull

i heard this song for like

nearly 3 days straight

[soft cape]

heres a funny clip if you wanna add it

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-open-your-eye-meme-doctor-strange-open-your-eye-meme-flying-through-space-galaxy-gif-6264610820458756275

[shell bronze]

tsuki (throat stab)

[soft cape]

i'l always think of that gif whenever i post that clip

[small glen]

amazing

[shell bronze]

legushatnik always posting salvia half sword gameplay

[small glen]

the fuck is this? Half sword ARG?

[shell bronze]

ue5 unlocker shenanigans

[small glen]

this mf is in a different location each new clip

once he was in the forest, underwater, in some hallway, and now he is in a ARG

"Never let them know your next move" - LEgushatnik

[stuck epoch]

🤔

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-cookie-monster-sesame-street-gif-23234490

[small glen]

ass

[small glen]

your clipping software was pissing me off so badly bro

because whenever i ported one of your clips

it took like

2 minutes to load it in

for some unknown reason

[shell bronze]

defense king

[shell bronze]

it's that 1440p 60fps

[sleek gull]

Smooove

[shell bronze]

just tried 120fps why tf

does it feel like i'm cheating

[sleek gull]

LOL

[small glen]

this reshade is like

borderlands?

[shell bronze]

dude it's not even the smoothness

it's the physics

i run about 50% faster and have way more strength

[peak fjord]

hi

[shell bronze]

you can see in the way i killed my evil twin (actual) here

[peak fjord]

do you know how i throw my sword at their throat?

even if it misses

people hit it

idk how

[shell bronze]

it's very specific timing

[peak fjord]

no like they throw it somewhere else

then it flies

into the enemys throat

[shell bronze]

idk

[peak fjord]

they say it is halfsword enhancer

idk how to use it

[shell bronze]

#modders-guild-hall

pinned

[warped apex]

I bonked yet another head into the wall

[sleek gull]

It gets weird sometimes.

[small glen]

Who loadout has the best drip

[sleek gull]

The flourishes!!

[shell bronze]

no comment

[small glen]

my fav way to finish a willie

[small glen]

def John longsword 🔥

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/missed-shot-basketball-lakers-gif-11423573

[brittle bridge]

wtf just happened?

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-darth-side-of-the-force-is-a-pathway-to-many-abilities-gif-21623328

[sleek gull]

Stab

[small glen]

when you throw a weapon and turn around:

[shell bronze]

long form fight

[small glen]

I should get a batch of my funniest deaths for a montage

[shell bronze]

the day ai defends against thrusts is the day i start taking it seriously

i miss the high aggression playtest ai

[small glen]

i had one where i spin kicked, heard him scream and was like "I kicked his ass" turns out he was actually quite unass kicked and proceed to plunge a sword into my cranium

[small glen]

HA! I FLICKED CORRECTLY

anime type shit

[small glen]

Mortal Kombat 10 Scorpion fatality

[shell bronze]

the overglorification of iaido and its consequences have been a disaster to swordplay in media

[small glen]

the defensive move becoming offensive is honestly quite normal in like media at this point

I have seen so much animes and shit turn basic defensive moves into devastating offensive moves, which yeah sure maybe its possible, but i don't think it'd work lol

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshin-himura-rurouni-kenshin-himura-kenshin-gif-435056430092016410

[shell bronze]

iaido 12th kata - nuki uchi

[sleek gull]

what do you know of the hitokiri battousai!

[shell bronze]

he said sword-drawing manslayer 😂

[sleek gull]

Hell yeah!

[stray garnet]

[sleek gull]

Been watching the new remake of Kenshin...it is sooo good.

[shell bronze]

i gotta take a look

[formal chasm]

pardon the low quality

[lucid perch]

im back

[ancient gust]

Guys, where’s the channel of help?, i have a problem with the game 😪

[shell bronze]

#1047240101152960525

[soft osprey]

Yes, yes it is!

[elfin abyss]

just threw a pitchfork into a boss, im proud of myself

[soft osprey]

Shame the creator is a gross person

Was so cool back in the day

[ancient gust]

Tysm

[small glen]

@shell bronze @sleek gull He hit me with that shield, i needed show him why i was superior

Yes, i walked over him

[elfin abyss]

i love making fanmade half-sword music! also.. that guy did not deserve all of that

[ancient gust]

Damn

[small glen]

yes he did

[small glen]

i am like

[sleek gull]

spinning axe kick from hell!

[small glen]

the king of disrespect

i have done the most foul shit to willies

i have thrown them to the floor with just kick throws

[sleek gull]

This guy also had the gall to hit me...

[elfin abyss]

do you atleast like my music

[shell bronze]

RIGHT through the visor

[mental kelp]

Anything not 60fps is broken

This is why bastard sword + commoner outfit for someone’s clip is not always trustworthy. U gotta see how they’re moving too

[formal chasm]

why my char lowkey hopping like a hema dude

[shell bronze]

when the dash looks unnatural/stiff you just know

[mental kelp]

If they dodge back and both of their feet don’t touch the ground

• floating like double the distance

Sword is more consistent also

Doesn’t glitch as much

[small glen]

Half swording is balanced

[formal chasm]

interesting choice of song

[small glen]

John longsword brother?

was that John Shortsword?

[shell bronze]

that's james broadsword

[mental kelp]

Also as a note—ovrdth uses 120fps and gauntlets and cuisses and a great sword with ls blade. Literally everything at once

[shell bronze]

AND timeslow

what longsword MASTERY looks like (half sword gameplay) (60fps)

[small glen]

fucking hate his vid names 😭

[humble iris]

New longsword mastery

play on 1 Fps

[shell bronze]

average ovrdth clip

[small glen]

How to take a shit MASTERY (60 fps) (irl gameplay)

[livid shard]

why is that grappling is so hard?

[humble iris]

How much fps is irl at

[small glen]

i got you

[shell bronze]

literally most mid ass flail kill ever

[humble iris]

Might need to upgrade my neurons Ngl

[livid shard]

uhh I'd say like 35

[humble iris]

Damn

[livid shard]

bro im guessing

[soft cape]

60 is the max the human eye can percieve

[livid shard]

also anyone got tips for fistfighting I got 400 hours but

still need to imrove

[soft cape]

that's why when when we look around we get irl motion blur

[tough hollow]

not syre if this counts but i did get this while messing around

[shell bronze]

couldn't resist the urge

[vocal vessel]

is there a fix for the crash in ultimate challenge?

[shell bronze]

turn blood off

[tough hollow]

max out npc damage and gore

[small glen]

Ovrdth dropped a new clip bro

[shell bronze]

xd

[shell bronze]

true btw

[soft cape]

fucken audacity is being a bitch and wont let me upload my files so i gotta write all the different lines i did and rerecord them on a different program and my fiance was like why not just use the sound recorder that every pc has and i can't tell you how much of an idiot i feel like

[tough hollow]

try chucking dog food at a asian maltese

[shell bronze]

?

[soft cape]

turn off blood all the way

[small glen]

its close but no

[soft cape]

i ... don't even know what to say to that....

[small glen]

we are trying to kick it from where you spawn and at the willie

[tough hollow]

okay

[tough hollow]

a philopan guy told me to do this one time 7 years ago and it worked

[soft cape]

bro what is your native tongue?

[shell bronze]

oops

[soft cape]

waht is a philopan? did you mean filipino? am i just being stupid?

my brain might not be working today

[soft osprey]

humans dont see in FPS like that per se but if you wanna get technical, we can react to light at about 1000 FPS, meaning we can see at 1000 FPS. technically. 🤓 the human eye is not a camera

[tough hollow]

a euorpean earbud born in the flopian tube next to a purple trashbag

[soft cape]

wow and i thought my friend was good at confusing the fuck outta me

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-meme-memes-funny-gif-23338269

[soft cape]

you're probably right im probably just thinking brain perception to movement as opposed to eye reaction to light ... along with brain stem reactions to percieved threats cause the spine reacts faster than the brain... i got my head all over the place right now muh dude

[tough hollow]

is that like a new halfsword tech or something

[soft cape]

??? idk what your asking

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[soft cape]

literally me rn

[white trail]

wobba

[soft cape]

abbow

[shell bronze]

local ragebaiter vs normal people

[soft cape]

it's all good as long as chat is active lol

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446967322123178136/1447536723558138029/togif-11.gif

will they be implementing shrimp eating contests into halfsword early access

[formal chasm]

sexy,,

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[tough hollow]

uncle i couldnt focus on the clip with that flamingo in the middle of the screen

[shell bronze]

poke

[small glen]

I just bitch slapped him with a Falchion

[desert flower]

Can i send medal links or nah

[small glen]

you'll get bullied

but sure

[desert flower]

Dang idk how to send clips im ngl

without copying medal links

[weak osprey]

Go ahead

[elfin finch]

how jolly are all ya

[quaint ingot]

I send medal links due to the shit I deal with when I use other apps

[cinder stone]

lol

I'd hit the face so when I heard the loud crack I thought I'd broken his neck but then he started whining about his arm; the dumbass smacked his arm weird in the recoil and it snapped

[small glen]

bro this is funny af 😭

[white sierra]

merry crimmus

[cinder stone]

wow lol

[buoyant ravine]

the lesson here is that dont take my snacks

[mossy pagoda]

they should add more body types

fat people to half sword when???

no but it would be super intimidating to see your opponent and he's like the fucking hulk

[thorny perch]

#work-in-progress message

[mossy pagoda]

oh word

Sry. i forgot to check

[vocal vessel]

Ive come back to say, the turning off blood fixed the crashes

I have beaten the baron

[mossy pagoda]

powerbinded the fuck out of this dude

dont even know if thats a word but its exactly what happened

[shell bronze]

smartest ai

smartest ai part 2

such aggression

[solemn parcel]

Merry Christmas

[fickle kiln]

just wondering what factions do you guys like to go with? This run i'm trying faster dodging and i feel like it helps a lot with grappling cause I can move into a more balanced position faster and not fall down. As long as my game doesn't crash lol

also merry christmas guys

[unreal temple]

https://youtu.be/7BSxBuaaa64?si=GciZHyGmbj49kCma

[midnight bramble]

Bro

How I send a picture

I just got a crazy glitch

Look in the photos chat 😭

Willie fighting with the wrong sword

[quaint ingot]

you need to be level 3, the server clanker sometimes pops up and says that

[hearty mirage]

im having trouble getting past peasant

will lowering damage to player make it easier

[soft cape]

Merry Christmas it's 12:00 o'clock whhere i am

[deep shale]

its a crimbus miracle that my run didnt end

[crude patrol]

i did it

i beated the champion

for the first time

(peasent rank lmao)

well

[quick glen]

Bro what

[crude patrol]

first time doing it on camera

[dull iron]

so perfect it went straight spinning in the neck

[restive barn]

polearm tutorial when

[neon laurel]

tf2 sfm ass scene

[neon laurel]

ambushed by the damn commoners boss in the abyss

[sullen wedge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lMftJG4Q2Hj2B9WuQ?invite=cr-MSxaYkEsMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30

poptropica documentary goes hard

[inland dust]

CAHT

CHAT

OMG

I JUST

I JUST FOUND RIRL HALFSORD

CHAT I FOUND IRL HALFSOWRD

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wtt6pasSUV8

[sullen wedge]

whar?

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lMfzLebYWfRwTSTtA?invite=cr-MSxHeEcsMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30

[inland dust]

leave the guy alone oh my god 😭

nice decapitation btw

[floral pewter]

Game hasn't been released as a christmas surprise 😥😥😥

[glacial citrus]

January release trust

Release date soon trust

[umbral granite]

i think GTA 6 will be released sooner

[weak osprey]

Good sport, a bit bad. It has little to no medieval technique at all being practiced even if it stands for medieval MMA it strives away from that medieval essence but its still a good sport

[red raptor]

yknow what would be cool?

if the devs add the older demo as a beta bracnh

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-bloxburg-bloxburg-legalize-nuclear-bombs-gif-27226018

[weak osprey]

Nice idea and would work

[red raptor]

ong

[red raptor]

❤️

thx my homie

[weak osprey]

Ye

[red raptor]

i would like to legalize it

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-man-x-rockman-x-the-day-of-sigma-anime-ova-gif-11614342723832698547

[red raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/legalize-nuclear-bombs-gif-10033802249202270171

[inland dust]

better than nothing cuz here's the thing

at least the full sport released

||unlike halfsword||

[weak osprey]

im still enjoying ma half sword

[red raptor]

one day its gonna become a full sword

[inland dust]

one day brotha... one day.

[red raptor]

indeed

[inland dust]

i have an idea

[red raptor]

say it

[weak osprey]

This man may have an idea

[inland dust]

why dont they add metabolic steroids in the form of tomato sauce ||(they thought tomato was poisonous)|| add grappling and the ability to look 70 years old in your 30s by injecting 2 packs of TREN a day

[red raptor]

YES!

[inland dust]

this would give us gordon ryan in 1357

[red raptor]

absolutly

[inland dust]

157 wins, 9 losses, and 3 draw

willy will be unbeatable 🤑

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-smart-think-thinking-idea-gif-17910439

[inland dust]

(only heart attacks will kill him)

[red raptor]

ts is smart

[red raptor]

kirkenuenly smart

[inland dust]

does he perhaps owe you 5 pesos?

[red raptor]

not even a slight of mercy😭

[inland dust]

for I see no other reason for you to do this to this "innocent" feller 💔

[weak osprey]

prolly owed 5 pesos to the medieval cartel

[inland dust]

the swiss guard is knocking on thy doors

[red raptor]

what is blessing my ear

eyes*

[inland dust]

lowkenuinely no idea

[red raptor]

hmmm

[floral pewter]

January -5th

[whole marsh]

i studied jujutsu to disarm my opponents

[verbal pollen]

No. You were just flinging your sword around and got a lucky shot

While also playing with npc damage on max and player damage to 0

[whole marsh]

average falchion hater

[verbal pollen]

It is (almost) impossible to hit their hands and especially when they have 2 long polearms

[verbal pollen]

Whays falchion?

[whole marsh]

💔

[verbal pollen]

Whats*

I not good english

He knows hes wrong thats why he wont say. People are so weird

[tight isle]

this one

[verbal pollen]

Ohhhh the machete

Eh its alright

[tacit sinew]

الو متى تنزلون تحديثكم للعبه !!!!!

بسرعه ردو علي !!!

[tight isle]

so true king

[royal arch]

No Halfsword Christmas present 🥲🎄

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453627829769080892/FDE9B21.MP4?ex=694e23e9&is=694cd269&hm=7b87504c118c1fbe903518e1bedcd7b4108fb46406959fd042bf93be5ff971df&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453591290578206876/4A414F1.MP4?ex=694e01e2&is=694cb062&hm=24069e74b864c66cbdb2ef619e4501964823169378bc4dab614ae65859d8ee3e&

[plain brook]

that looks epic

how does one do that

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453573698136047628/57EE851.MP4?ex=694df17f&is=694c9fff&hm=a8c86ed7062e3e7d3e0a200b1f510146b7544b78f14d73d04d81a14f0ced519d&

[shell bronze]

play a lot until one can do that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453581933308280853/7E3C0D1.MP4?ex=694df92b&is=694ca7ab&hm=2fe51f12745039ae9819f8d6686d9aead4999948f002a057f9b37be7b64a6d19&

[plain brook]

i just got to the point where i can use thrust and 50% the time hit the intended target and people can do that ;-;

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453571010719907921/5BD9D01.MP4?ex=694deefe&is=694c9d7e&hm=eda3a19332275fb074a077368c41665489296433639b103fe4f9962f192d3765&

[fickle plover]

Could I get confirmation of the current demo gore unreal plugin name? Is it EnGore?

[shell bronze]

wait until you can hit some meaty crossguard parry stabs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453571974021251112/DD0E4E1.MP4?ex=694defe4&is=694c9e64&hm=a970fbf8e14e16e73cc056251550174518210a9c5bd134e3da3e3fb9e8c2555c&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1450368880366190766/2715021.MP4?ex=694e2647&is=694cd4c7&hm=0b8ca23e6ae136d0559603b08fd89e4114c0cfdee3f5a645d4d3c792588c5cda&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1453570629906206820/4886FA1.MP4?ex=694deea4&is=694c9d24&hm=10a57f8afcc6504568c07e3f2fe1e7b16e3f4171be467cc59c6588a61960b6a1&

[tardy yew]

Skill issue

[verbal pollen]

?

[verbal pollen]

What that mean

[shell bronze]

he said you suck at the game pretty much

[tardy yew]

Literally what it says 🤣

[tardy yew]

^^^

[verbal pollen]

I not understand

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1453587202079461469/3332671.MP4?ex=694dfe13&is=694cac93&hm=f1bbb78f62047372a286264c7360f19c1df4b84ffcaa470a1120eef82316c88e&

[tardy yew]

I see that

[verbal pollen]

Is he saying he bad at the game?

[plain brook]

can you snap a willie's neck or something? i had a willie die from a pommel blow somehow

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[verbal pollen]

Dont be negative over yourself

[shell bronze]

yes you can

try it in the menu

[tardy yew]

🤣 right Mr I can’t hit hands

[shell bronze]

best way to do it is hit the neck or wedge a polearm against the back of their necks

[verbal pollen]

If you cant hit hands you sbould practicd

[plain brook]

i thought at first i crushed his windpipe but i think theres a slight snapping sound

[shell bronze]

this argument is most definitely getting nowhere so i heartily suggest we don't proceed

[verbal pollen]

What is agrument?

[shell bronze]

you can tell if it's a neck snap kill sometimes via the gurgling death sound effect

[tardy yew]

That happened to me from the ai once but he like pushed me into the wooden fence my character hit his neck and I died immediately

[plain brook]

yeah thats exactly what happened

[verbal pollen]

I hear it sometimes but what it mean?

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003547865676795957/1440870594840363059/togif.gif

[mortal steppe]

Boomer trying to fit in with the younger generation

[tardy yew]

My guy dusty over here been up too late

[shell bronze]

do i attribute to malice that of which can be attributed to a lack of knowledge

[shell bronze]

yep, you snapped his neck

[plain brook]

Wowo

[verbal pollen]

Huh

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1453586396034895999/6F089B1.MP4?ex=694dfd53&is=694cabd3&hm=ceba3406a8b34bacb669ebe6910d211943b8154927cb3c8bc73f339fb7a5bbd0&

[plain brook]

i like cool subltle kills like that i wish you could explode people's head still

i miss that

[shell bronze]

theyre bringing it back

[tardy yew]

🔥

[plain brook]

oh hell yeah

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1452951975489437727/4766DC1.MP4?ex=694e5179&is=694cfff9&hm=5eee8588f65eba897da52158d0aa4cbca65c7132e4aa360ee58f677ad118554e&

[tardy yew]

Clueless your what I aspire to be in the game 🤣 that control is crazy

[shell bronze]

practice on lower sensitivity

and don't let the fear of dying make you panic flail

[plain brook]

yeah ive found that moving slowly works better than fast innacurate blows

[shell bronze]

if necessary use lower player damage to understand more on the dynamics of swinging and fighting

[tardy yew]

Bet 💯 and I don’t really care about the dying cause I enjoy the fist fights 🤣🤣 so I don’t really panic till I lose a limb .

[shell bronze]

no shame in learning

i just spin kick to get fist fights over with

not my cup of tea

[plain brook]

i kinda wish there non lethal stuff like limbs let you keep going at least for a bit like "I AINT DEAD YET"

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432031510575317184/CC50B01.MP4?ex=694e0405&is=694cb285&hm=ba6fd547f008681b0514916745a9bb55cf9dfee052d2fb8cd1abe8c41af71d37&

[tardy yew]

Oh I love em 🤣 hit they ass with a right hook put em down. I’ll be in my head commentating the fight 🤣🤣

[plain brook]

that was such a chivarly move

[vital perch]

gotta flex some throw clips

[tardy yew]

Man I’ve lost an arm and a leg and still won a militia one on one before I was just spamming kick and pushing myself into him until he was outside the fence 🤣🤣

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1452971632724545546/2A602A1.MP4?ex=694e63c8&is=694d1248&hm=558ea9999a412b5d394da84f9d6bdacc2d3842d1a6d2f1a07190f8e12c7c642f&

[vital perch]

so who's your plug

[tardy yew]

How tf you throw shit like that 🤣🤣🤣 what the hell

[vital perch]

practice and technique

[shell bronze]

throwing isn't too bad

[tardy yew]

I can’t get it down that shit always goes the opposite direction of where I wanted

[vital perch]

the throwing is the easy part , actually hitting the target is the tough one

[tardy yew]

Exactly

[vital perch]

especially lethally

[thick spindle]

👋

[tardy yew]

🤣 over kill

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1407231882659102790/760E1D1.MP4?ex=694e1a51&is=694cc8d1&hm=9933b5d33dd60911e25507b8d983538b4dc6fa35bff4304eb6bf50bc3667dae4&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1407230653602332782/1E20251.MP4?ex=694e192c&is=694cc7ac&hm=3cae9d29a82530a74553e42b189c4288cb68485ed3fdb8744820d96644e01e48&

[vital perch]

gotta flex on those buckler peasants

as hard as it is to do throwing is very impressive

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-meme-memes-funny-gif-23338269

[shell bronze]

honestly it's weaksauce after a bit

[white trail]

wobba

[vital perch]

well too bad i can't make new clip rn

i only got a couple clips on my phone

[shell bronze]

you let a mid player try to throw something enough times and he, too, can achieve a throw clip

[wheat verge]

Any tips for spacing? I have so much truble missing my hits cuz im not sure if im in range or not.

[tardy yew]

I would clip my gameplay but my ram dies on this game 💔 I literally have to play with my blood off 🤣

[shell bronze]

make sure you're comfortable with your current fov, then practice against the training dummy

[vital perch]

sounds stupid but it needs to get embedded in your muscle memory

[tough hollow]

try chucking sprite cans at the wall to gauge your sense of depth perception

[shell bronze]

slowly walk up to the dummy and do swings until they start hitting

then translate that to fleshy creatures

[restive barn]

do this while closing one eye

two eyes is cheating

[wheat verge]

[tough hollow]

more effect with tub of grapes in the sink

[peak swallow]

Damn that was fast

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453573698136047628/57EE851.MP4?ex=694df17f&is=694c9fff&hm=a8c86ed7062e3e7d3e0a200b1f510146b7544b78f14d73d04d81a14f0ced519d&

[wheat verge]

Would chucking oranges at the elderly also help?

[restive barn]

otm

[vital perch]

leave my boy fizzlepop out of this

[tardy yew]

Definitely

[tough hollow]

i usually chuck the peels at homeless people but yes

[shell bronze]

he using baron mace anyone can do that 😂

[tardy yew]

That’s fucked 🤣🤣🤣

[wheat verge]

But thats the best part

[tough hollow]

i like the stem better

[shell bronze]

i gave a homeless man 5 bucks and he told me he'd kill a mf behind me

[vital perch]

ok

[peak swallow]

Y'all are sleeping on the pit at the core of the banana bunch

[shell bronze]

he using a long weapon that outreaches anyone can do that 😂

[tough hollow]

they do that

[tardy yew]

Lucky you I gave a homeless guy 5 bucks for some weed and he laced me

True story

[vital perch]

ok

[tough hollow]

give him a minute to search through his 6 clips

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1451093966324764712/2F802D1.MP4?ex=694e2691&is=694cd511&hm=359aee810614e5119260c28f75030c7eae924aeebc9be495b73ffeeaf818bafb&

[shell bronze]

where the armor at?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1272825249892929608/1448949842738024519/124C7D1.MP4?ex=694e42b2&is=694cf132&hm=2d09e7f6d0c5a1d1796c0390debe36c4a17dd7636472a90ed7b55b49c702194f&

[vital perch]

i would post knight vs light mace but im too lazy to look through my phone

[shell bronze]

don't fraud out on me now

[peak swallow]

Woah waitaminute, didn't notice you can dodge when I was checking the keybinds

[shell bronze]

set a standard for the children

[tough hollow]

NOOOOOOOOO

[tardy yew]

Dodge