they dont?
#halfsword-chat-⚔
covert flare
obsidian onyx
alr then
soft cape
ive had that happen as well
here's how my abyss run is going rn rq that's the FOURTH BARON!
warped apex
Will lock on be fixed in EA?
covert flare
Will lock on be fixed in EA?
probably worked upon yes
warped apex
As it is right now we target people farther away rather than people nearby
soft cape
I HOPE SO
covert flare
actually, certainly worked upon
obsidian onyx
here's how my abyss run is going rn rq that's the FOURTH BARON!
is there way to get to that black room
sleek gull
@warped apex
obsidian onyx
will bodies dissapear in black room since i dont want that
soft cape
yeah the guy in the menu just click and hold and twist real quick
obsidian onyx
yeah the guy in the menu just click and hold and twist real quick
alr i will
soft cape
yes
covert flare
will bodies dissapear in black room since i dont want that
they will
warped apex
<@411002410170056714>
covert flare
thats rad asf bro!
warped apex
How did I get there
soft cape
they disintegrate so they don't have to render those assets
sleek gull
How did I get there
lol. That just shows how few people watch my stream. You popping in an out is enough to make it to #3. I'm #5 on my own stream. That is not good lol
covert flare
willie abyss, day 1
soft cape
lol. That just shows how few people watch my stream. You popping in an out is en...
when you stream next ill check it out?
ill tryat least
im canadian so idk what your tz is
time zone
covert flare
lol. That just shows how few people watch my stream. You popping in an out is en...
how do you check steam wrapped thingy? im shit with UI
sleek gull
when you stream next ill check it out?
I'd love that!
I try to stream every Tues, Weds, and Thurs, 6pm - 8pm EST.
Though I did miss this whole week due to having a really nasty flu. And next week is the holidays.
sleek gull
how do you check steam wrapped thingy? im shit with UI
I went through my notifications to find it lol
soft cape
is the stream on discord?
warped apex
Twitch
soft cape
okey is fizzlepop the username?
soft cape
i followed
warped apex
Just realized fizzle has the creator roll
soft cape
he also server booster
warped apex
I need a guide to get that role
covert flare
I need a guide to get that role
you need to make content on HS which i suspect you already do, i guess contact a mod when theyre on chat?
soft cape
locking eyes with the baron while locked in a clinch
covert flare
this should do the trick
soft cape
what you canadian as well i thought i was the only one up at an ungodly hour
covert flare
<@&1080390104562016306>
covert flare
These people need to be taught internet safety
for sure
idle crane
please make a modmail and link your channels. I will check it when im free again
covert flare
please make a modmail and link your channels. I will check it when im free again
hope youre doing well mantic :D
weak osprey
locking eyes with the baron while locked in a clinch
<@&1080390104562016306> ban him
why is mrbeast infiltrating server
soft cape
FIrst i steal his gloves then i steal his bitches
weak osprey
FIrst i steal his gloves then i steal his bitches
shi rhymes
soft cape
I'll get a mistletoe tat right on the flat of my back so he can stand under that and fuken kiss my ass
and if anyone asks why his rich boy hairs outta place tell em they caught a dis raps bitch slap square in the face... peace!
immuh be wearing all gold by the time im done
rare hearth
peak fit
novel finch
Chat I need help for the abyss
turbid summit
is the ai better in ultimate challange?
upbeat jacinth
i dont think thats true, since that would be a pretty inflated low end
rare hearth
i dont think thats true, since that would be a pretty inflated low end
oo oki
upbeat jacinth
very few people use gpus sub 1k for nvidia or equivalents on amd
and X end usually is based on the users if im not mistaken
so i would say low end is like 2060 or 2070 and lower, mid end is up to like 4070, high end up to flagships (4090/5090/7900 xtx), flagships in their own category or just considered high high end
if im not mistaken the most common gpus are 3060s and 4060s
upbeat jacinth
yeah i was going based on my memory of that
upbeat jacinth
if im not mistaken the most common gpus are 3060s and 4060s
for this claim
if this is true than the other things said by me should either be true or close to what is generally considered to be true
rare hearth
okii
sleek gull
I rock a 4070/i712700/32DDR5. This is Mid Grade at this point
Maybe higher mid grade, but still mid
upbeat jacinth
i would say a 4070 is mid end but once you get to like 4070 ti super its definitely lower high end
sleek gull
i would say a 4070 is mid end but once you get to like 4070 ti super its definit...
Yeawh, I agree. I wish I had either TI or Super. But at the time I built this PC, that was out of budget
upbeat jacinth
yeah thats part of the reason i went amd
7900 xtx is pretty much as good as a 4080 (4090 in certain cases if im not mistaken) while still only being like $800 at the time
sleek gull
In hindsight, I wouldn't have minded an AMD environment. But I am happy with the Intel/NVidia set up
jolly gorge
I love peasant class
night tangle
sleek gull
I like that if you grip switch, it can make verticle cuts a bit more straight
worldly vine
whats a tailgaurd
fallow spoke
I rock a 4070/i712700/32DDR5. This is Mid Grade at this point
how is that mid you can run everything 😭
sleek gull
how is that mid you can run everything 😭
Because it isn't the high end parts that are now availble.
sleek gull
whats a tailgaurd
worldly vine
thanks
worldly vine
alright because i know literally nothing about medieval moves or anything i just swing a sword and hope and pray
sleek gull
alright because i know literally nothing about medieval moves or anything i just...
Let those screenshots be the first step into the more historically relevant world of Half Sword = )
worldly vine
Let those screenshots be the first step into the more historically relevant worl...
oke but thank you 🙂
jolly gorge
alright because i know literally nothing about medieval moves or anything i just...
still relevant today too when it comes to cane fighting
which is how i apply it with my group
sturdy jolt
rare hearth
i love doing ox and fool's guard
sturdy jolt
sleek gull
It is always worth mentioning for those who are just learning about Guards.
In Long Sword arts, Guards are not really meant to be a static position. They can be, but that isn't their primary purpose. They are more like Apex Points during motions.
Best explained here:
potent coral
FIrst i steal his gloves then i steal his bitches
you look dangerous
supple ember
Because it isn't the high end parts that are now availble.
True. Your pc will do pretty much everything you need it to though, it’s a solid mid tier pc.
signal wedge
True. Your pc will do pretty much everything you need it to though, it’s a solid...
bread bread mc bread face
supple ember
bread bread mc bread face
Jelly mod
grand vigil
lost bison
I rock a 4070/i712700/32DDR5. This is Mid Grade at this point
PSA: Don't buy Intel~~ in 2025~~
sleek gull
PSA: Don't buy Intel~~ in 2025~~
Not sure why you'd say that. But I can say I've had this PC for two years so far, and it runs flawlessly.
sturdy jolt
sleek gull
sturdy jolt
sleek gull
One of my cleanest attempts yet. Now if the head came off, it would be peak
supple ember
Not sure why you'd say that. But I can say I've had this PC for two years so far...
Intel is not bad. You do get more bang for your buck for AMD though. A lot of the issues are pretty much fixed now with their CPUs. They make good ones, but if you want to save money AMD is still where one should go.
languid plinth
holy
royal arch
Halfsword trailer in 4 min, so excited 😌 (trust 🙏 )
errant jackal
oooo will it have a mulitplayer??
royal arch
No.
sleek gull
oooo will it have a mulitplayer??
robust sky
oooo will it have a mulitplayer??
it potentially will later on i think
sturdy jolt
nimble mesa
any updates on a date for early access?
soft osprey
any updates on a date for early access?
Just Q1 2026
summer ingot
i always get a fatal error on round 4/5 of the finale, then about a min later the game crashes, is there a known fix?
soft osprey
i always get a fatal error on round 4/5 of the finale, then about a min later th...
You need to disable blood, it causes crashes in the ultimate challenge especially
/crash
/crash
Mf
summer ingot
ah okay thanks
signal wedge
/crash
soft osprey
Do any of these work
signal wedge
damn
soft osprey
/gore
fierce umbra
bold flint
how much is half sword gonna cost when it release
soft osprey
how much is half sword gonna cost when it release
There is no set price yet, and won’t be until release
bold flint
k ty
summer ingot
any way to download the old playtest build?
dry trellis
any way to download the old playtest build?
Tbh i don't know
soft osprey
any way to download the old playtest build?
No, as distributing old builds isn’t allowed. The only way to play it is if you never deleted the files, you can launch it through the exe
rare hearth
any way to download the old playtest build?
no but the playtest has ended, update your demo, the demo has all the stuff from the playtest + a new 1 life progression system
dry trellis
no but the playtest has ended, update your demo, the demo has all the stuff from...
Wasnt there files to download it or am i stupid
rare hearth
Wasnt there files to download it or am i stupid
no, thats the very first build
halfsword gauntlet
pinned in this channel
oh wait
it got removed
sand herald
white trail
wobba
rancid stream
hasty bloom
just walked up this plancon wtf
fallow spoke
kick him in the nuts
clear forge
OAF
jovial crypt
just lost all the progress was on baron
If youre on baron, you shouldnt lose your progress unless you beat him
jovial crypt
You lost everything? So youre back down to peasant or whatever
copper iron
yea
jovial crypt
Ripppp. I have no clue
copper iron
fk
soft osprey
fk
Unfortunate bug, ive seen it a few times. Nothing you can really do, besides going forward, you can make a copy of your save file whenever you reach a new tier just in case this happens again
quaint ingot
ow
heavy radish
fucking ultimate challenge
quaint ingot
robust sky
you are supposed to be able to retry the ultimate challenge after you die? (I got this game three days ago so I dont know anything)
quaint ingot
accidentally took Willie’s face off
exotic parcel
heavy radish
you are supposed to be able to retry the ultimate challenge after you die? (I go...
yes
it will take many times i tell you that
robust sky
thanks
quaint ingot
umm I somehow deformed Willie’s face
misty gazelle
quaint ingot
tis but a scratch
runic jasper
Willie
proven bone
Long Candelabra
whole totem
Hello?
exotic parcel
disarmed, skill issue.
wild latch
exotic parcel
based. He managed to punch your balls tho. 
sleek gull
based. He managed to punch your balls tho. <:borpa:1216187372123852811>
I know = ( I wish he didn't get that off, would have been a way better clip lol
misty gazelle
shell forge
When Early Access begins, will Willie be a named character, if not the protagonist of Half Sword?
zealous parrot
I grab the guy and take him back to my lair
misty gazelle
zealous parrot
No
soft cape
Come at me! get some!
holy shit i was in the abyss so long i had to take a nap and come back to it
original highscore
new highscore
soft cape
bro that is hours of gameplay sumed up in one pic
soft cape
a whole lotta running and a whole lotta "ragamuffin!" later...
small glen
It's over
wide nimbus
yo
soft cape
did you get sweet roll for compensation?
lime portal
I deleted the game to try to fix a issue and now it's gone from my library
small glen
I deleted the game to try to fix a issue and now it's gone from my library
That's how demos work on steam
Sire
lime portal
The playtest?
soft cape
gotta download the demo
lime portal
Ohhh
soft cape
it's in the store
small glen
Me: Do a cool ass clip
Willie: Nice legs, and balls, would be a shame if they were smacked or stabbed
ALWAYS the legs
bitter frigate
hello
lime portal
Is there a way to restart my progress in the gauntlet i beat the game and never got to play as the final boss and it never reset
soft cape
you gotta either murder the baron in ultimate progress or you're probably on free play mode
there's another way but idk how to navigate you
rare hearth
hold on sending pic
soft cape
ah in free play mode is how you play as him
lime portal
I tryed that to😭
soft cape
you can't play as him in gauntleyt
lime portal
Oml thank you
soft cape
saving pic for when you're not online
rare hearth
this used to be pinned they unpinned it 😔
soft cape
weird
waxen hazel
Could someone tell me why my game is showing an error and crashing?
soft cape
third party engine for blood turn blood slider down all the way
that should stop the crashes
soft cape
not available yet
rare hearth
if its even possible
you cant
bitter frigate
joever
soft cape
still in development
rare hearth
Could someone tell me why my game is showing an error and crashing?
you can enable blood again after the ultimate challange
if you're using dx12 switch to dx11
soft cape
i dont even know what i'm using
bold flint
does gore make you lag too or is it only blood
soft cape
only blood
the more assets the game needs to load the more it feels stuttery especially when you have five guys in full armour or six ing a buhart
i get it alot in the abyss i just run away from everything and it gets smoother
but in the arena it's harder because there's no where to go
if you drop the first few weapons you fight with they will despawn making it easier on you pc
on the uc
soft cape
yeah i'd say run to the otherside of the arena in hopes to make it despawn
bold flint
oh aight ty
jade dome
will this game be getting multiplayer on early accsess realeas ?
soft cape
splitscreen in early acces i believe
jade dome
bruh so no fighting ur friends online ? thats wasted potential cuz this game is so funny and would do wonders
soft cape
1v1 split screen with Steam Remote Play will also be added in Early Access.
i remeber watching a video with the devs getting interviewed and it's a very far dream of theirs to be able to but but they are limited by the technology of their time
runic jasper
wonder what the full game look like
bitter frigate
how do i deal with the 3rd rank gauntlet boss
soft cape
but imagine fighting some one like this#halfsword-chat-⚔ message
bitter frigate
i keep getting merced instantly by his sword
jade dome
i remeber watching a video with the devs getting interviewed and it's a very far...
wym by tech of there time its nearly 2026 why cant they add a basic 1v1 or 2v2 multiplayer ?
even though still looking forward to see where this goes
zenith ibex
Yeah I would love multiplayer but even if it never goes that route it’s still a great fighting sim game
soft osprey
wym by tech of there time its nearly 2026 why cant they add a basic 1v1 or 2v2 m...
Because it’s a physics based game in its entirety, getting that to sync up with another player isnt easy in the slightest
soft cape
it's a physics based engine that need's to take into account how many object there are how heavy they are the button inputs the lighting the amount of gore that will come out on hit the force of the hit so on and so forth unless you can come up with an engine that does all that... we get what we get
jade dome
Because it’s a physics based game in its entirety, getting that to sync up with ...
tbh even if it aint perfectly synced it will suit the goofieness of the game and prob would make it even more funny
bitter frigate
it would be pretty cool to have a leaderboard of who's the best duelist
soft osprey
tbh even if it aint perfectly synced it will suit the goofieness of the game and...
Funny, maybe. But not good. People already rage at lag in games like COD
Let alone something like halfsword
soft cape
how do i deal with the 3rd rank gauntlet boss
i use a lower tier like the pitchfork and out reach him
soft cape
it would be pretty cool to have a leaderboard of who's the best duelist
i post my abyss high score earlier
jade dome
Funny, maybe. But not good. People already rage at lag in games like COD
maybe but the games built on fun n goofy not competetive like cod
spark ice
willie bot how i can reset the gauntlet mode?
signal wedge
Funny, maybe. But not good. People already rage at lag in games like COD
so true stinky roc- i mean uh stinky grey man
jade dome
this game will never have that comp side that fps have
soft osprey
maybe but the games built on fun n goofy not competetive like cod
I wouldn’t say it’s built on fun and goofy it’s just how the physics currently are in the tech demo
soft cape
spark ice
thx!
soft cape
np!
soft cape
this game will never have that comp side that fps have
i have a competitive side that's why i post my highscore if you can beat it then i have some competition
small glen
maybe but the games built on fun n goofy not competetive like cod
Ehhh
This game is already fairly competitive
waxen spear
do you people enjoy blunt weapons
bitter frigate
i post my abyss high score earlier
i was meaning more so like duels won
soft cape
i like to think they will have casual and competitive game modes
small glen
i like to think they will have casual and competitive game modes
Pvp is not happening like that
Please
Stop dreaming like this
waxen spear
me ilove boxing with the pavise sheilds and bonking
for me either a long sword or a spear to just point and run
runic jasper
how much do you guys think will the game cost?
small glen
do you people enjoy blunt weapons
Do my legs count?
small glen
how much do you guys think will the game cost?
20-30
waxen spear
Do my legs count?
how do you roundhouse kick to the face :(
soft cape
Pvp is not happening like that
i can dream
small glen
how do you roundhouse kick to the face :(
Like tis?
runic jasper
how do you roundhouse kick to the face :(
I did it once by turning to the left and then quickly turning to the right while kicking
soft cape
how do you roundhouse kick to the face :(
some people are naturals at it i absolutly suck at it
soft cape
some peol turn the dpi and mous sens way up and dont lock on
small glen
So you see when i hold shift, my leg is bent back and another is bent forward @waxen spear
soft cape
i try by kicking and fucken throwing my mouse to the left or right
waxen spear
why is doing overhead strikes so difficult
small glen
why is doing overhead strikes so difficult
And when i go to do the spin kick, i spin Towards the bent forward leg. That's how you spin kick, sire
waxen spear
you either move ur mouse 90 degrees or you’re slamming the floor
small glen
The back leg kicks
waxen spear
I can’t hit ppl who are laying down
small glen
The front leg is the spin direction
small glen
I can’t hit ppl who are laying down
Crouch + downward for the best result
waxen spear
Crouch + downward for the best result
what’s the keybind for crouching ;-;
small glen
what’s the keybind for crouching ;-;
Crtl
waxen spear
Ty
bitter frigate
its so easy to dismember people with an axe
soft cape
i usually try not to move the wrist just a slight grip tighten on the mouse and voila or i just swing back and forth from a foot or two away
bitter frigate
my axe moves like 3 centimeters and their arm goes flying off
waxen spear
its so easy to dismember people with an axe
depends on the enemy longsword got same result
if they’re dual wielding sword and dagger
if you quickly swing at the elbow
waxen spear
of the arm that has the dagger
small glen
Here like everything i told you being used by me
waxen spear
it usually comes off
waxen spear
yes I notice the edit
small glen
yes I notice the edit
Huh?
waxen spear
nvm
wide nimbus
lowkey imma try one of them halfsword reshade mods
since there are so many of them that means at least one of them must be good
which one do yall recommend
bitter frigate
what do the reshade mods do
civic bramble
guys
quick question
why when I spawned in
my guy was naked
like fully naked
not even any pants
bitter frigate
his balls was hot
soft osprey
what do the reshade mods do
Put simply, imagine a photo filter. Just changes the lighting, colors and what not
soft osprey
not even any pants
Common bug when you die and win at the same time. Theres a couple other ways to trigger it but that’s the most common
small glen
Put simply, imagine a photo filter. Just changes the lighting, colors and what n...
Close
It messes with screen color values
So it's more of like a filter than it is anything else
soft cape
I they added a parry dagger like this that'd be awesome
Or this other one
the bottom one has some heft to it
you could definetly bonk someone wit that handle
i don't even know what to say to this
warped apex
I awaken
wide nimbus
"It cost me an arm and a leg!"
warped apex
soft cape
mernin to ya mate
blissful canyon
if i die on a lower rank than noble will i lose access to noble
small glen
since there are so many of them that means at least one of them must be good
Be warned
soft cape
if i die on a lower rank than noble will i lose access to noble
only if you don't recover in the abyss
noble iron
I they added a parry dagger like this that'd be awesome
extremely goofy gas station knife
soft cape
unless you arleady unlocked it you can play it in free mode
small glen
Ima call mcwonder and demand that I get added into half sword, ez
blissful canyon
unless you arleady unlocked it you can play it in free mode
im on noble rank rn yeah
so if i die on like man at arms i wont lose my rank?
soft cape
extremely goofy gas station knife
if you die and then die again in the abyss then yes for the gauntlet but free mode if you unlocked it then you can play against the same teir but no progress
noble iron
something like this would be interesting, but I don't think they're period, this one is 1600s
hidden schooner
something like this would be interesting, but I don't think they're period, this...
Aur naur
small glen
something like this would be interesting, but I don't think they're period, this...
Parry daggers aren't needed
We technically already have them in game
The off hand dagger in commoner is a parry and offensive weapon
warped apex
noble iron
there were all manner of specificalyl designed parrying daggers historically, but they're mostly after the game's period
soft cape
fo sho
soft osprey
It messes with screen color values
So what youre saying is that it changes the colors and what not, and is like a photo filter. Thank you 🙏
wide nimbus
is this a tuff angle guys
noble iron
like main gauche daggers
wide nimbus
Reshade demands more from your gpu
a significant amount more?
soft cape
bro where do you live that you can get a dagger like that in a gas station?
noble iron
its mostly a paired weapon with a rapier, which are a fair amount later than the game
hidden schooner
its mostly a paired weapon with a rapier, which are a fair amount later than the...
There are "early rapiers" that would fit in the game.
blissful canyon
if you die and then die again in the abyss then yes for the gauntlet but free mo...
is free mode unlocked by beating noble or making it to noble tier?
soft cape
i dint say they should i said it be cool but hey whatever floats your boat muh dude
uh free mode is... free
noble iron
bro where do you live that you can get a dagger like that in a gas station?
shitty knives are a common sight at american gas stations or shopping malls. Usually cheap and poor quality, with a very short tang that makes them dangerous to use in sparring
soft cape
i'm canadian we get plain old pocket knives up here
noble iron
even in canada, you sometimes find people hawking them at flea markets and such
small glen
So what youre saying is that it changes the colors and what not, and is like a p...
Yes i told you the exact thing you said, yw. - Love, your bestie
soft cape
raccoon theres another menu that will allow you play the tiers you have unlocked
blissful canyon
raccoon theres another menu that will allow you play the tiers you have unlocked
ohhhh i see it now
tysm
bright coral
guys be honest
soft cape
i can see that i got these from my grandparents who hve passed idk where they got them from
they lived in ontario i live more west in alberta
bright coral
do you think that guys living
noble iron
"tacticool" knives are also pretty common in canada (I'm on the east coast)
soft cape
lol i was gunna say that's just survivn somehow
small glen
There are "early rapiers" that would fit in the game.
I mean, the falchion is considered by some as a early European Sabre.
But it really isn't, the 16th century is where we first see Rapiers, so idk what could be considered a early rapier
bright coral
lol i was gunna say that's just survivn somehow
idk how that guy lived
he still somehow beat my ass
just kidding i spawned like 1000 swords on him
hidden schooner
I mean, the falchion is considered by some as a early European Sabre.
But it re...
Ca. 1470 "rapiers"
bright coral
i crashed my game tho so i think he won
wanton remnant
bro where do you live that you can get a dagger like that in a gas station?
Usa country side outside of big cities, or sometimes literally just countryside
small glen
Ca. 1470 "rapiers"
These are just longswords and bastard swords with finger rings
This is more early rapier holding positions
soft cape
that's crazy
small glen
Than actual rapiers
noble iron
I mean, the falchion is considered by some as a early European Sabre.
But it re...
the ancestors of the rapier (without the iconic hilt protection) were starting to come into existence around the late 15th century
small glen
But tbh
hidden schooner
Already done with chat
small glen
You could get an arming sword with a finger ring
noble iron
the first ring hilt and cup hilt rapiers don't start showing up for a couple more decades
small glen
And use it as a rapier EZEZEZEZEZ
small glen
Already done with chat
Did i make u mad pookie
hidden schooner
bright coral
you think ts guys gonna survive
small glen
<:awkward:1310642678869790730>
Your fuming
bright coral
ts is the clip without music
noble iron
and they weren't common in germany until the mid 16th century
noble iron
the rapier is like the iconic sword of the renaisance
sand dirge
ts is the clip without music
I can smell ur pc burning fro here lmao
hidden schooner
the rapier is like the iconic sword of the renaisance
Renaissance*
noble iron
phone fingers
bright coral
I can smell ur pc burning fro here lmao
it smells way worse from my view
modest estuary
cant have shit in the fuckin abyss
prime karma
ts is the clip without music
why is child willie getting ganged on by two slendermen at the end
bright coral
i smell smoke
bright coral
why is child willie getting ganged on by two slendermen at the end
that one couch lady playing the banjo with 5 guys behind her
soft cape
i try to avoid mod's unless the installation is extremely simple
i feel violated by that post
noble iron
the most common kinds of parrying daggers that are attested in manuals are already in the game, rondel daggers
small glen
the first ring hilt and cup hilt rapiers don't start showing up for a couple mor...
...that's like the defining feature of a rapier
Rapier is a weapon design around finger grip, the guards around the hand are designed so you can finger hold it, further more a rapier is defined as a weapon that can be held with one hand.
You wouldn't rly hold a longsword with one hand, just saying
soft cape
my mouse died ... fug
blissful canyon
is weapon throwing consistent
soft cape
fug no
bright coral
is weapon throwing consistent
fuh no
hidden schooner
...that's like the defining feature of a rapier
Rapier is a weapon design aroun...
Where are you guys reading ts
small glen
...that's like the defining feature of a rapier
Rapier is a weapon design aroun...
@hidden schooner ADD TO IT! I AM DRAGGING YOU BACK INTO HELL WITH ME SIRE
soft cape
unless you practice consistantly
hidden schooner
Jolly is trolling rn
small glen
Where are you guys reading ts
Is there like, any fencing manuals saying to hold with two hands, and hammer grip on a rapier is just.. horrid
hidden schooner
Is there like, any fencing manuals saying to hold with two hands, and hammer gri...
Not that im aware of
soft cape
i only speak on things i know of mord i leave that knowledge to the professionals
bright coral
playing with the silly willy
soft cape
and ignore the less knowledgable
noble iron
...that's like the defining feature of a rapier
Rapier is a weapon design aroun...
The first things we might call rapiers had a finger ring, but lacked the iconic protective ring of later rapiers
bright coral
playing with the silly willy
man ts willy is so silly
small glen
Not that im aware of
I am pretty sure even Capo Ferro says to hold it in finger grip
bright coral
man ts willy is so silly
i know right
noble iron
see mordschlag's image from earlier, where we clearly see a sword with a finger ring
small glen
see mordschlag's image from earlier, where we clearly see a sword with a finger ...
But those aren't rapiers
They are mostly just an addon that's been on swords since the 14th century
soft cape
yeah im confused as well
noble iron
they're ancestors of what would eventually become the rapier, thinner, lighter, more suited to civilian self defense contexts than a battlefield
hidden schooner
yeah im confused as well
Just gonna leave now....
soft cape
didnt someone just say they were?
noble iron
rapiers don't appear suddenly out of nowhere they're a result of an evolutionary process
sleek gull
hidden schooner
Literally been a thing since 14th century..
Well yeah ofc
bright coral
is this the found footage of a willy party
small glen
Well yeah ofc
Smh
soft cape
bro i cant say u n c
bright coral
how do you go into the tutorial level
noble iron
its not like there's a clear delineation of "this is a rapier" and "this is a thrusting sword with a finger ring and a thin blade designed to be used one handed with an offhand dagger"
soft cape
it's in the menu as tutorial dummy
noble iron
I guess like, technically it's probably more like a side sword
but it wouldn't be unreasonable to call it an early rapier
bright coral
it's in the menu as tutorial dummy
im finna make a willy party of my own
my pc finna blow up bro
small glen
What is your argument
I am saying calling these early rapiers is a bit strange
soft cape
i'm not gunna say anyhting because never have i ever A: lived in that time period nor B: have been a Blacksmith
bright coral
i dont see it
bright coral
nvm
small glen
but it wouldn't be unreasonable to call it an early rapier
It rly isn't
bright coral
oh god
i did something
bad
very bad
i can hear my pc fan spinning for its life
soft cape
by willies bald head what have you done
bright coral
i tried making a circle
soft cape
ended up with a seance
soft cape
that was horrifying
hidden schooner
It rly isn't
Are you saying swords with rings on the guard is not a rapier? If so, you'd be right. But Im very sure that this is an early rapier on the ground from 1470.
soft cape
and gaba this is halfsword chat if you want to talk about chat dying go to general catfish and catfish dying chats there
languid orbit
is it pretty common for the pike on the polearm to end up through the visor of a helmet
soft cape
not in my experiance
languid orbit
soft cape
but when it does it's fuken awesome
bright coral
i am speed speed is me
soft cape
stop being a scoundrel in other words
soft cape
i am speed speed is me
i was half expecting a speed mod like tomigames did in one of his videos
bright coral
i was half expecting a speed mod like tomigames did in one of his videos
i think i got what you need
prime karma
soft cape
i though you said speed "i didnt train to be a pilot please tell me i don't got anymore flying to do today"
that's insane bro
bright coral
you know what
wide nimbus
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3Z3azFveTluNW42djN0b3dmbHJoMW...
ip grabber
i aint clicking this link
soft cape
here's my version
prime karma
doesnt let me post images for some reason
soft cape
gotta be lvl2
wide nimbus
doesnt let me post images for some reason
cus ur not high enough level
bright coral
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3Z3azFveTluNW42djN0b3dmbHJoMW...
i dont want you to have my ip sir
soft cape
theres my astronaut willie
wide nimbus
lowkey what if i become wolf from sekiro in half sword
soft cape
that's the old demo
soft cape
old demo
soft cape
idk why the old version always looked better on my recordings
soft cape
lowkey what if i become wolf from sekiro in half sword
lowkey i dont know
wide nimbus
lowkey i dont know
lowkey who are you
soft cape
lowkey who are you
lowkey im a nobody
small glen
Are you saying swords with rings on the guard is not a rapier? If so, you'd be r...
Mordschlag, I am sorry sire. I thought you were saying the swords on their hips were early rapiers because of the finger ring. I was like "what the fuck are you on about?!"
wide nimbus
lowkey im a nobody
lowkey so am i
bright coral
he replied to my videos when nobody else did
soft cape
do you need a car to get to and fro work well look no further this game will take you from pissed off the happy in no time flat
hidden schooner
Mordschlag, I am sorry sire. I thought you were saying the swords on their hips ...
No, sorry I misinformed you, the one on the ground im sure, is an example of an early rapier ❤️
quiet ferry
oh shit.... i just killed someone.....
soft cape
"it's a murdah
bright coral
let me just hook up my pc and my monitor to my car chargin ports so i can play while driving
bright coral
oh shit.... i just killed someone.....
"damn i did that?"
hoary temple
i just saw the most comical shit ever
yall know when you hurt the willies they start tweakin out left and right
soft cape
well don't leave us hangin
bright coral
well don't leave us hangin
lmao
hoary temple
bro just started spinning
bright coral
yall know when you hurt the willies they start tweakin out left and right
yeah
hoary temple
and levitating
small glen
No, sorry I misinformed you, the one on the ground im sure, is an example of an ...
but part of me telling me that this is just a longsword, made super thin because religious art.
I COULD BE WRONG, but thats what i am gathering from it. doe if you have more examples of this armament do send in ref
bright coral
let me get a video of the sound incase you guys havent heard it
hoary temple
wish i wouldve recorded it
bright coral
heres the sound just incase nobody has heard it before
give it a second
it takes a minute
their*
LMAO
bright coral
SON IM CRINE
soft cape
heres the sound just incase nobody has heard it before
my fiance in the other room "what the fuck was that?!"
bright coral
this was mispelled on purpose
bright coral
my fiance in the other room "what the fuck was that?!"
Lmao
second try is the charm buddy
smoky compass
same over here (my dog shit himself)
bright coral
i believe in you!
lets type nice and slow alright?
sound it out too
god i should get into comedy
im hilarious
right guys
guys?
smoky compass
bright coral
https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-face-gif-25409193
soft cape
quack stop harrassing the poor man
smoky compass
()_duERU(se)_FHDaszu*(yFGHSERAuiy(fGEASRYU(IFghSEUY9IF GHesuyiofhserZU*IYO(fhsday8ug fhaw
bright coral
okay
smoky compass
bright coral
https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178
level 3 buddy
get on my level
soft cape
anyways back to halfswording
bright coral
anyways back to halfswording
i guess you could say that you sword is in half
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAH
sorry
soft cape
anyone else get this pinata glitch?
smoky compass
waht is s y b a u?
shut your bitch ass up
bright coral
shut your bitch ass up
you forgot to add a . and "
you got this next message i believe in you
soft cape
bro it's a question am i not allowed to gain knowledge or are you the catholic church
smoky compass
THATS WHAT IT MEANSS
bright coral
bro it's a question am i not allowed to gain knowledge or are you the catholic c...
shut your bitch ass up
soft cape
damn when you put it like that it makes sense
smoky compass
im done bro
bright coral
yeah just delete your message bro
soft cape
sometimes i forget im talking on the interwebs
bright coral
im done bro
try khan academy cush its great for learning
gaba has to be the most random mf ever and i love it
hoary temple
bro it's a question am i not allowed to gain knowledge or are you the catholic c...
are you serious
bright coral
https://media4.giphy.com/media/CZL1rzGmaKZEPKQBic/giphy.mp4?rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g
epic gif failure
soft cape
are you serious
i have been educated
fallow cove
https://media4.giphy.com/media/CZL1rzGmaKZEPKQBic/giphy.mp4?rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g
It's all over the screen
hoary temple
??
bright coral
It's all over the screen
soft cape
??
you're confused by my confusion now that i'm no longer confused the issue has been resolved
bright coral
who the fuck is joe
hoary temple
who's joe
soft cape
unedited clip
bright coral
This game will have multiplayer to fight with friends?
and its gonna have a battle pass with microtransactions
fallow cove
This game will have multiplayer to fight with friends?
I can't wait to sword fight with the bros.
soft cape
This game will have multiplayer to fight with friends?
only splitscreen in ea
hoary temple
i was playing along...
hoary temple
whait...am i joe?
bright coral
guys
i did something
@soft cape
you need to see ts
i got sent to the real abyss
winged olive
Nice, and it will have some team fight or free for all like 4 friends?
upper urchin
multiplayer in ts would feed the devs family for thousands of years
hoary temple
thats hilarious bro
soft cape
he's falling for it
quiet ferry
half sword becomes a battle royale
soft cape
what in oblivion?
quiet ferry
every time you pick the battle royale option everyone spawns in the sky and slams into the floor
winged olive
half sword becomes a battle royale
Nice too
bright coral
half sword is gonna get a team deathmatch and a survival mode like arc raiders
and theres gonna be a secret button that turns it into minecraft
trust
vivid pollen
LMAOOOOO
soft cape
oh god stop he believes you
winged olive
Everyone says something different about what will be in the game lol
bright coral
#observing
bright coral
Everyone says something different about what will be in the game lol
trust me
soft cape
did i send this already? whatever re upload
bright coral
look
im level 3
max level
i would NEVER lie
im friends with frank himself
and willy
winged olive
have mercy
bright coral
me and willy have done some crazy shit together
soft cape
Everyone says something different about what will be in the game lol
look at the pinned messages those are the only truths
bright coral
and what i say
soft cape
(sighs)
bright coral
(willys)
soft cape
(Proceeds to rub willies bald head for luck)
bright coral
willy isnt bald hes just big boned
soft cape
or as i used to say "it's a close shave"
deep cradle
Did someone say JOE?!!?
bright coral
the glitched sound when you cut a willy in half is so satisfying
hoary temple
Did someone say JOE?!!?
youre not the real joe
bright coral
Did someone say JOE?!!?
oh god this guys here
deep cradle
bright coral
FAKE JOE ALERT
soft cape
oh but he is
fallow cove
Joe?
soft cape
ALL HAIL joe
deep cradle
youre not the real joe
Joe mama would not be proud
hoary temple
nvm you are the real joe
bright coral
im gonna give you a swrirlie
deep cradle
get out of here FAKE JOE
Okay you better quiet down before jod smites you down
deep cradle
nvm you are the real joe
Yes i ammmmmmmm
bright coral
whos jod
fallow cove
im gonna give you a swrirlie
"Get over here, nerd. I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich for lunch."
soft cape
uncultured Swine
hoary temple
Yes i ammmmmmmm
what is your wisdom
bright coral
"Get over here, nerd. I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich for lunch."
lol
hoary temple
can i be your apprentice joe
deep cradle
what is your wisdom
hmmmm
soft cape
i can't handle this betrayal i feel like i've been stabbed in the heart
deep cradle
i can't handle this betrayal i feel like i've been stabbed in the heart
"I hope you get stabbed in the heart, i hope you die in a fire"
soft cape
tell me if this video works i can hear sound but it's video isnt playing in the preview
earnest python
tell me if this video works i can hear sound but it's video isnt playing in the ...
i only hear sound
bright coral
tell me if this video works i can hear sound but it's video isnt playing in the ...
it doesnt work
soft cape
fug
bright coral
i fucking hate the pitchfork
upper urchin
i fucking hate you
upper urchin
fuck you too buddy
sullen wedge
Well I love you
upper urchin
matter of fact fuck you three
deep cradle
what is your wisdom
A picture might be worth a thousand words. But a bus full of children is worth way more..
sullen wedge
Let me kiss you
bright coral
matter of fact fuck you three
man fuck you 6
sullen wedge
Such lies in your house of God?
soft cape
man fuck me
hoary temple
A picture might be worth a thousand words. But a bus full of children is worth w...
someone quote this
upper urchin
not like that
bright coral
#orgy time
sullen wedge
A picture might be worth a thousand words. But a bus full of children is worth w...
@mighty nexus
bright coral
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
upper urchin
pause
bright coral
i fucking hate YOU
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
bright coral
i need a new pfp
hoary temple
how tf you jump
bright coral
how tf you jump
shh he doesnt know i know this trick
bright coral
he likes jumping things
im gonna jump you motherfucker keep talking
upper urchin
u the type of guy to jump on a spiked pole
soft cape
how tf you jump
actually tho i didnt even notice that the first time i watched
bright coral
u the type of guy to jump on a spiked pole
you the type to jump on a round pole and insert that shit
valid forge
Game stopped updating?
upper urchin
did you just speak?
bright coral
Game stopped updating?
yes games being canceled
valid forge
Noooo
hoary temple
yes games being canceled
WHAT
valid forge
Why?
hoary temple
NOOOOOOOOOOO
hoary temple
IVE ONLY PLAYED FOR 2 WEEKS
valid forge
oh my gawd guys stop
?
soft cape
they are trolling
bright coral
whos trolling
hoary temple
they are trolling
phew
soft cape
you're not the first and prolly wont be thye last
valid forge
Last update was in may
soft cape
check the announcements and steam news
valid forge
But I guess they always had rare updates
bright coral
check the announcements and steam news
last update ever
valid forge
don't mind Gaba, he wants to be banned by the mods
I can tell
bright coral
👍
soft cape
it's top 10 wishlisted game on steam
upper urchin
can we ban this quacky guy
hoary temple
👍
valid forge
check the announcements and steam news
👍
hoary temple
it's top 10 wishlisted game on steam
people pay to play half sword??
soft cape
no it's still ademo rn
hoary temple
lol
bright coral
yo brain in yo ass
you got alot of things in yo ass that i cant say here
upper urchin
u must be looking in many asses
hoary temple
https://tenor.com/view/brain-empty-brain-out-brain-meme-brain-no-brain-meme-gif-...
why is there shit in the head
soft cape
people pay to play half sword??
it's weird they had two versions of it a playtest and a demo but then they got rid of the playtest
earnest python
why is there shit in the head
yes
bright coral
u must be looking in many asses
you be taking a lot of shit in yo ass huh
you not a looker you a taker huh?
earnest python
it's weird they had two versions of it a playtest and a demo but then they got r...
how does one even get into playtest
bright coral
how does one even get into playtest
you just have to
soft cape
how does one even get into playtest
no longer available to my knowledge
earnest python
no longer available to my knowledge
ah alr
bright coral
lmao im crine
upper urchin
god js be making ppl
soft cape
you lot need to got to general catfish this is getting mildly annoying
bright coral
god js be making ppl
male bonnie blue over here
soft cape
only mildly
pearl ferry
yay
bright coral
https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-1190843531651562...
you putting on your glasses before you start taking that dih
bright coral
yo mind on dih 24/7
pearl ferry
that was nice
thx
soft cape
i messed up the cut so i gave you a bonk
upper urchin
https://tenor.com/view/gangster-thug-anime-girl-cute-anime-girl-cute-anime-gif-1...
upper urchin
https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-sigma-male-wolf-gif-156804869359497...
u crash on things
in general
soft cape
why are you such ragamuffins
upper urchin
soft cape
ykw keep talking icepro and ill kiss yo ass right now
tha's some scoundrel behaiour right ther
bright coral
https://tenor.com/view/marin-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-bisque-bisque-doll-gif-9166...
son
im crine
bright coral
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
bright coral
soft cape
me watching everyone else doing the chatting be like
bright coral
typa dude that would post ts
i-i-i-i thought we were chill now senpai-chan~
hoary temple
are you guys still arguing
bright coral
are you guys still arguing
we are gay lovers now
hoary temple
awww
soft cape
are you guys still arguing
i'm just here for the halfsword chat
upper urchin
we are the halfsword chat
hoary temple
i'm just here for the halfsword chat
you are fine
bright coral
together we are halfsword
hoary temple
i can kill the baron but cant kill the commoner boss most of the time...
soft cape
panick setting in after the first swing missed
bright coral
i can kill the baron but cant kill the commoner boss most of the time...
i always kill the commoner boss with my hands
its easy
humble iris
panicking... notgood...
hoary temple
i always kill the commoner boss with my hands
ik you beat it with your hands bro
upper urchin
pause
soft cape
dont mind the first clip
bright coral
dont mind the first clip
ts tuff
soft cape
dropped my sword after the first cut so icould give him a fighting chance
hoary temple
dropped my sword after the first cut so icould give him a fighting chance
fists is best weapon
soft cape
unedited version of the failed throat slit and bonk better quality
dont mind the first fight
bright coral
unedited version of the failed throat slit and bonk better quality
worst weapon in the game other then polehammer
hoary temple
guys what is the best tier
soft cape
only good for range against slightly armoured guys but yeah i was challenging my precision strikes
back when i was first starting out noob disarm and takedown
i don't see you uploading
hoary temple
how this even happen
hoary temple
wdym
soft cape
were you in first person?
hoary temple
yes
soft cape
ah i see now
you literally cut his helmet of his head and his head of his body
deadly mate
i once dit someone with a mace so hard their helmet flew off and the stumbled around and then died
hoary temple
i just swinged randomly
soft cape
that sounds likemy first few days of playing
soft cape
sounds like you got a skill issue
soft cape
aw did ihurt your feelings? i wipe my ass with your feelings
shrewd timber
this game confuses the fuck outa me on baron stage how do i die from a cut on the leg but i cut the guys throat and both his arms on and doesnt die
upper urchin
u gotta let it crust actually
hoary temple
i dont wanna argue rn
ironic