halfsword-chat-⚔

[tame thicket]

yeah they shouldn't be, but then you make a search and the same kind of thing shows up for multiple stuff 🤷‍♂️

[jolly gorge]

If I ordered 200 halberds, I don't want to see no fuckin 200 voulges

I will whip the people responsible for that

I know what I ordered

And also developing terminology. I remember hearing about the sallet shape being referred to something along the lines of "the new style helmet" in an ordinance instead of something more contemporarily understood

[tame thicket]

like look at this

https://www.kultofathena.com/product/cold-steel-swiss-halberd-man-at-arms-collection/

also called a swiss halberd, completely different than the one you posted, better make sure when you order then 😛

[jolly gorge]

Every counterpoint example of a halberd is honestly not that far off from what I shared examples for

1. Axe head
2. Spike
3. Occasional thorn behind the head

[lapis breach]

when is release date being told

[quiet ferry]

We don’t

Know

[jolly gorge]

You bring up voulges too, which is this:

[quiet ferry]

Q4

[jolly gorge]

This month

[quiet ferry]

That’s all we know

[jolly gorge]

We know more

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-insane-asylum-rubber-room-snailpo-rosetoy-gif-16450185003739944321

How it feels waiting for ea

[deep sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-kill-yourself-kys-gif-21429491

[jolly gorge]

Check how this retailer describes too. Completely applicable to my examples:

Sharpened for action, it sports a wide, axe-like chopping blade, an integrated spear point and a sharpened hook for dismounting the aspirations of the lofty cavalryman.

[lost raven]

what are you talking about EA just released!!! check steam!!!

i promise i'm speaking the truth!!!

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-buddy-the-elf-throne-of-lies-christmas-gif-1174038786188830953

[tame thicket]

Yeah that's what i'm saying, seems like voulge is a more generic term applied to many bladed polearms

[karmic coral]

Yo we can play multiplayer now?

[spiral spindle]

how to get early access?

[hasty bloom]

not out yet sadly

[tame thicket]

have to reach 60k in abyss mode

[spiral spindle]

I see people playing though, is it the demo?

[jolly gorge]

Voulges and glaives

[hasty bloom]

yea it’s just the demo rn

[karmic coral]

[tame thicket]

yeah you can play the demo now

[hasty bloom]

love a heavy thick blade like that. good for choppin

[spiral spindle]

sick

[jolly gorge]

@autumn cloud made a statement on this too: #1442832779401236510 message

[tame thicket]

I always assumed glaives to be the thinner longer bladed things

[topaz glade]

wtf is that thing when you press F?

why do i lose so much stamina

[runic portal]

Focus

[jolly gorge]

Slowmo which gives more precision

[topaz glade]

ahh

[jolly gorge]

Also you can see keybinds in settings

I think

[runic portal]

Yes

[jolly gorge]

Voulges and glaives are actually more interchangable compared to how you're treating voulges, halberds, and general pollaxes lol

LOL

[autumn cloud]

vouge is just the historical term for glaive

they are not 2 type of similar weapons

they refer to the exact same thing

[jolly gorge]

Yeah that's what I meant

[autumn cloud]

ya

[jolly gorge]

Not sure if you saw the context: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[glad plover]

How do y'all take footage of the game?

[jolly gorge]

He was saying the current halberd models we have are voulges

[autumn cloud]

No i'm playing helldivers rn so i don't have the time to read all the chat

[jolly gorge]

Steam, ShadowPlay, etc

[jolly gorge]

Juca was basically saying what the Devs call Halberds are actually Voulges

[glad plover]

Oh, alright, just wanted to make sure it wasn't something inside photo mode or similar

[jolly gorge]

So we went into a thing

[maiden slate]

they should add fish to the game

[autumn cloud]

Ah ok

[glad plover]

Hear me out...dinosaurs

[jolly gorge]

I'm not the qualified expert to discuss these technicalities but Halberds vs Voulges are a pretty damn definite distinction

[sleek canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[jolly gorge]

My forces aren't fighting all the time Xartosh

[tranquil ginkgo]

yess, but that doesnt mean its going to be on the game 🙂 i make music, bosses chooses if its in 🙂

[jolly gorge]

Aight just needed to confirm the nature of it to avoid le misinform

I like the pipes

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-good-morning-love-messages-gif-25662378

[high condor]

so before i died in abyss again
i managed a pretty nice block with my axe by swapping to the close/two hand grip to bar an overhead strike i was not expecting

then i died to the next dude

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[jolly gorge]

I love how melancholic the flute is

Half Sword gymnopedie ahhh

GoodMalware, how'd you do the horns and drums for when a round ends or begins?

I love how warm they are

[vapid hull]

Oh hey, a goedendag

[jolly gorge]

Goedensquish

https://tenor.com/view/squishmallow-azi-squishmallow-spinning-spin-shark-gif-17048826754853268740

[tame thicket]

I once called that a glaive and the person screamed at me and said it was a voulge heh

[high condor]

pffffft
i found the scythe boss while holding the large candlestick (abyss)
i just held it in front and plowed into him at a steady pace and absolutely crumpled him
no brain needed

[jolly gorge]

I feel obliged to apologize for barraging you with halberd definitions

I just basically wanted to bring forward that when we discuss those antique arms, we generally prefer to delegate the halberd classification to the polearm bearing the axe, thrustin pike, and the hook/thorn on the other end

Just for overall clarity

[jolly gorge]

Lol

With which end

The candlestick feet or spike?

[runic portal]

Candlestick is soo good

[high condor]

feet
thats funny part

[jolly gorge]

CANDLESTICK FEET

[high condor]

i knew the pokey end could one tap
but the feet lol

[runic portal]

Candlefeet

[jolly gorge]

I treat the candlestick feet like a sasumata lol

[high condor]

pfffft

[maiden slate]

I'd argue the games easier if u don't use lockon

[jolly gorge]

I incorporate significant lock-on and lock-off

[high condor]

found the big pointy thingy with spikes all over it that i forget the name of but it supposedly supper overpowered

[jolly gorge]

I'm not sleeping on the spike, I just like to give the feet the attention it deserves.

[high condor]

cough

[maiden slate]

I Find axe better than candle stick ngl

[jolly gorge]

Sam prefers to call it a goedendog but he also says Wikipedia popularized the ill-fitting term plançon à picot

I know stabbing just not while in half-sword position lol

I stab in the normal stance

I mean I do that but I'm not thrusting lol

[runic portal]

How?

[jolly gorge]

I'm coming in from the side

[high condor]

axe can kill faster
but is less defensive and our willy seems to struggle with keeping the blade actually aligned

[runic portal]

Deeper

[jolly gorge]

Imm probably not gonna rely on thrusting that much

[maiden slate]

I feel like it's lockon that does that i have no issue aiming axe

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

Depends

[maiden slate]

unless i have lockon on

[high condor]

i honestly have no idea

[autumn cloud]

how is it ill-fitted?

[jolly gorge]

I basically double hand it and swing side to side

As a replacement for thrusting

[jolly gorge]

Sam says it's because plançon means plank

And he doesn't like calling a staff a plank

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445996407214575747/3D72BE1.MP4?ex=69330958&is=6931b7d8&hm=8d1442dd3e76ad6f643e0af5cf1fcd315b61cfb77feb12d605cb3d648fa7a3b5&

[autumn cloud]

it's old french for essentially a club/branch

[high condor]

well i killed the commoner boss in abyss
but then he literally exploded like a nuke and took both my arms and a leg off.... ; _ ;

[jolly gorge]

@boreal path

[autumn cloud]

plançon à picots is just french for "spiked club" essentially

[jolly gorge]

The French make good use of sticks

[high condor]

bros on that samurai grindset

[jolly gorge]

That's why I want to take over the French kingdom

[autumn cloud]

No idea why people who don't understand french keep using the french term and butchering it when there's an english equivaleent

[mental kelp]

I think Sam is only doubtful because he doesn’t know a source where it says plançon à picot to mean the same thing and most people just take the Wikipedia at face value

[jolly gorge]

Yeah that's how I see it, nearing the end

Kinda like how Juca's main reason for calling halberds voulges is because halberds pop up when you search up voulge

[autumn cloud]

I just checked the online french dictionary that also has middle french (medieval)

[high condor]

i think you might be right
was just hitting with the flat with a small axe
turned off lock
and instantly its slicing and dicing like is nothin

[jolly gorge]

I like to imagine outfitting a unit with candlesticks like billmen

[jolly gorge]

Which dictionary do you prefer for this middle french stuff

I kinda use Wiktionary for a lot of what I do and I'm afraid I can do better lol

Wiktionary has carried me tho like when I was doing parliamentary stuff. The sections they add for related words have been pretty extensively useful

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445997350395842622/493B2C1.MP4?ex=69330a39&is=6931b8b9&hm=72028cda3a4b39ed2d9f15e190a1fea2c4f4f7bf813e2908945dafdbda50e9cc&

[high condor]

and i died to a boss detonating again? ; _ ;
ok why is this happening???

[autumn cloud]

http://zeus.atilf.fr/dmf/

[jolly gorge]

BOOM BOOM BAP BAH BOOM BOOM BAP

[autumn cloud]

people in #halfsword-chat-⚔ are not ready for this conversation

[jolly gorge]

I remember this from references lol

[versed oriole]

i like a pickaxe on a spoon

[jolly gorge]

Man I love the flat blades you get with halberds and billhooks

Long ago I disregarded them as too weird lookin

[jolly gorge]

Overall I prefer the entire bottom row

[unkempt fern]

I don't like any of those because they all have round axe heads and I want square ones

The halberd does not count

[jolly gorge]

bruh

[unkempt fern]

my beloved

[jolly gorge]

when I was little I thought about treating halberds like long pickaxes and general sapping tools lol

[autumn cloud]

?

oh yeah

"pole hammer" = pollaxe historically

that's what they were called

[jolly gorge]

Yep

This is my favorite quirk about the term

[autumn cloud]

that's the point of the meme

[tender holly]

what is bro doing

[unkempt fern]

he got that ankylosing spondylitis

folded man shit

[high condor]

i have confirmed
axes perform WAY better with lock turned off
with lock on you hit with the flat all the time
with it off you almost always hit with the blade

[tender holly]

true

[jolly gorge]

the lock doesn't care about your edge alignment 💔

ok im gonna play half sword

with a billhook

[tender holly]

it does a litle

[high condor]

worse
it seems to actively hurt your edge alignment even if you do the exact same swing with/without lock

[jolly gorge]

yeah that's not caring

The lock isn't take care to align

TAKE CARE to poise your firelocks

[high condor]

i feel like lock is trying to improve edge alignment by pointing the edge at the target
but is not accounting for the actual trajectory of the blade
leading to hits with the flat instead of a cut

[jolly gorge]

GIVE FIRE

https://tenor.com/view/musketeers-arquebus-30years-war-rotating-fire-alatriste-gif-24739604

[wind charm]

My honest reaction
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDyHu5VYf86mbmi5rM3XNaSeuP70dzkhQ?si=06-4jNs1evE0Jip3

[unkempt fern]

bro is jerking it what the hell

[jolly gorge]

God this weapon's head shape is so drippy

[autumn cloud]

dah plommée

[jolly gorge]

IDK if it's just because it's "different" but it looks so cool

[wind charm]

medieval hole puncher

[jolly gorge]

Pollpunche

LOL

[high condor]

man the guys in the abyss move silently

no footsteps to be heard

[tender holly]

just spin

rotate i mean

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-panther-sneaking-sneak-sneaky-gif-16632150303328840543

[high condor]

gotta rely on them shouting insults to know their behind you if your grabbing something

[high condor]

i do
but you have to pick up new gear
and they seemingly teleport behind you like its dragonnball Z

[tender holly]

and most of them are bad stuff

like

hammer

[high condor]

ive been bisected by an axe man 5 times today while trying to pick up loot
immediately after checking behind myself and seeing nobody

[runic portal]

You gotta run

[tender holly]

yk you can switch in settings amount of dgm that npc's deal?

[runic portal]

Cheating!!!

[high condor]

im not sure that is gonna help me spot incoming guys while trying to pick up loot that i would be leaving behind by running from nothing?

[tender holly]

ik

[tender holly]

it will

runningg in abyss is best option

[high condor]

it stops them from hitting me
but theres things that require me to NOT
run
thats when im getting got

[runic portal]

You can kick the boxes so they open

[tender holly]

ye

[unkempt fern]

I just stabbed this man in the neck

[tender holly]

but if you will get a sword in there

[unkempt fern]

bro is standing there bleeding out

[high condor]

thats my prefered way

[unkempt fern]

still pulls out a sword with his other hand

then drops on the floor

[tender holly]

you will mostly cut ur legg

and won't be able to run

[jolly gorge]

yeah I'm always checking my blindspots like I'm a schizo

[unkempt fern]

meanwhile my shoulder gets cut and instantly "YOU DIED"

1984

[high condor]

true lol

i wonder what the overall stat differences between AI willy and our willy are

[jolly gorge]

AI willy has it easier thrusting me than vice versa

[unkempt fern]

those mfs always stab me in the face like it's every tuesday for them

[high condor]

they are insanely accurate with stabs
i think its probably cause they can aim their camera angle while also swing/stabbing their weapon at the same time

something us players cant do atm

not sure what the devs will do to counter that

[tender holly]

they can't spinkick 1 tap us at least

we can

[high condor]

idk how yall do that

[unkempt fern]

Bro I'm out here I don't even know how to swing my sword correclty

I can't swing it in a straight line

[tender holly]

hold shift and space look at the leg that is behind release the spacebarr when enemy is close and swing your mous to the side of the leg

[unkempt fern]

Everyone says try not to flail but

HOW DO I NOT 😭

In theory each cut is meant to transition from one guard to another

[unkempt fern]

the only guard I can do in this game are a couple German guards

[high condor]

holy schnitzel

[unkempt fern]

for longsword at least

[runic portal]

Jesus Christ

[wind charm]

This is not a strict how to, but some moves that work for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_KVSFKJzM

[tender holly]

I want to learn head bumps

but its just

Im to dumb :p

[hasty bloom]

practicing parries rn and this is v helpful thank you!

[unkempt fern]

Yes but that's exactly what I'm saying there's no actual guards

which is a limitation of it being something on the computer

otherwise we'd have to learn 800 million keybinds

You just have to hit the other sword

[twilit lichen]

when is this game releasing

[unkempt fern]

Which is fine but I personally don't want to just hit the other sword

[tender holly]

on steam it says in 2025

but i doubt that

[hard oracle]

Lies.

[twilit lichen]

yeah

[wind charm]

you're 100% right, flailing is only flailing if you don't know where your weapons going (Ideally in the path of an oncoming blade)

[hard oracle]

we won't get half-sword until half of 2026

[twilit lichen]

it means the early access will be 2025

[hard oracle]

and it's EA.

[twilit lichen]

what.

[hard oracle]

What. Early access for Half-sword coming in 2026

[unkempt fern]

The disrespect lmao 😭 Man just kicked his sword off

[tender holly]

in eng Release date

[unkempt fern]

We will get GTA 6 before Halfsword

[twilit lichen]

i though you meant EA as in the company

[hard oracle]

lol

[tender holly]

so we will get halfsword in 2028 u say?

[wind charm]

Oh you want disrespectful

[hard oracle]

7 maps for 40 dollars incoming.

[mortal aurora]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[tender holly]

syfm

pls

[high condor]

ive bisected 4 guys in a row

[hasty bloom]

this felt illegal to watch 😭

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[mental kelp]

Th best are ochs and pflug for setting off

Plfug for low/mid and ochs for upper

[hard oracle]

Star wars on kinect had more content so far.

15 years ago.

[mental kelp]

Ok

[shell bronze]

ok

[lofty lily]

Early access is not real

im joking dev lovers please don’t do anything

[fierce wedge]

jjj

[shell bronze]

dudes who just say anything 4 da clout

[tender holly]

give me back my early access pls :c

[hard oracle]

EA is pathway to get easy money and throw lackluster development news.

[spiral spindle]

holy shit

[old copper]

what

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1444972714040492203/75E4E01.MP4?ex=69329bb5&is=69314a35&hm=98090d1055548d055010f22c07b28525c2d85cc95280fb68d855132c7abd6058&

[spiral spindle]

LOL

[hasty bloom]

me when my tummy hurt

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445997993504411749/3629ED1.MP4?ex=69330ad2&is=6931b952&hm=86244951ad2426aeebf058cfcdafd78723823d881eb8e0260f771b554ec8a005&

[hard oracle]

Demo after 100h

Bethesda is envious of our community. We make our own fun

[old copper]

he really had to poop #photography📷 message

[soft osprey]

Negative Nancy

Not positive Patricia

[hard oracle]

More like Honest.

[soft osprey]

Tf does a random person know about the release date

Nothing honest at all

[hard oracle]

Developers don't too.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1444984744403275796/4C068B1.MP4?ex=6932a6e9&is=69315569&hm=1258b4a2c4644ca189779ec9338c7890561c6225a9748c2b5420b74359b92647&

[soft osprey]

Wait let me send the skull emoji at how silly this sound

[lofty lily]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[soft osprey]

💀

[shell bronze]

painting worst case scenario and doomposting is very realistic yes

[hard oracle]

You 12?

[soft osprey]

I sent it

[lofty lily]

im joking again

im joking again

dev lovers dont hurt me

[shell bronze]

he is. is there a problem?

[soft osprey]

Youre gonna get my account deleted

[shell bronze]

are you discriminating against him for his age (something he cannot control)?

[hard oracle]

Yes. Discord is from 16 years up.

[hard oracle]

Yes.

[shell bronze]

16 years up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003547865676795957/1440870594840363059/togif.gif

[soft osprey]

It’s 13+ and im obviously not 12

[hasty bloom]

Erlander you can leave n we'll message you to join back in when EA releases

[lofty lily]

it’s 13

[shell bronze]

on foenem

[hard oracle]

Fuck that

[soft osprey]

Clueless really took the wind out of my sails with that one

[hard oracle]

I've been too long on this server

[soft osprey]

I was ready to yell at the guy

[wind charm]

what the fuck happened, I was jsut here a second ago

[shell bronze]

if half sword has fans i am one of them
if half sword has one fan i am that fan
if half sword has no fans the haters killed me

[hasty bloom]

then chill with the Negative Nancy bit! we're all impatient n wanna play the EA

[lofty lily]

No ea = Angry

That’s what

[hard oracle]

2026 early acess for 30 dollars, for 6 maps.

[lofty lily]

Im pretty sure

[shell bronze]

i'd pay 100 bucks for those 6 maps tf

[hasty bloom]

bro is just making shit up lmao

[hard oracle]

Good. Suck it up.

[shell bronze]

• unironic doomposting

[soft osprey]

Dont you spread disinformation now

[shell bronze]

quite the attitude

[soft osprey]

Or else this guy

Right here

This cool guy

Way cooler than you guy

Will yell at you

For not being as cool as me

[shell bronze]

ooooh you better listen to him

[soft osprey]

That’s right

[shell bronze]

or else there will be no more mr nice guy

🥶🥶

[soft osprey]

See he stopped typing

Everyone shut up hes typing again

[shell bronze]

jinxed

[hard oracle]

I mean nobody can stop you from being exploited and laughed at.

You do you.

[shell bronze]

that one friend who doesnt like anything

[hasty bloom]

when i'm mad bout other stuff so i come to HalfCord to take it out on everyone ^

[soft osprey]

I can actually stop anyone from laughing by muting

[shell bronze]

yeah but i'm laughing at you and you can't stop me

[hard oracle]

My man you sit on this discord 24/7

[shell bronze]

is there a problem with that?

[lofty lily]

come on man

[hard oracle]

post your unfunny clips and think you're celebrity

[spiral spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[shell bronze]

lord forbid i show support

[lofty lily]

the LATEST we’d get it is jan-feb

even then thats a fair delay

[shell bronze]

my clips are funny and i am one of the premiere superstar celebrities

[lofty lily]

no big deal man

[hard oracle]

You're here 24/7. You post at every hour.

You don't have life.

[soft osprey]

ACKCHTUALLY it’s 23/6

[lofty lily]

YOU DONT HAVE LIFE!

[shell bronze]

a lowly no skill no support red name like you wouldn't know

[shell bronze]

so?

[hard oracle]

Do you get paid?

Or wasting your life is best you can do?

[lofty lily]

think of EA like an amazon package

[shell bronze]

god forbid i take the sting off of my 50 hour blue collar work week

[lofty lily]

if you track it all the time

[high condor]

gah damn

[soft osprey]

Yesss yesss keep arguing with moderation until you cross the line

[lofty lily]

it’ll feel likenit takes longer

[hard oracle]

Stop lying.

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-plan-evil-smile-fight-me-evil-raccoon-gif-13886764

[shell bronze]

• this has gotten personal and is just vile toxicity at this point

[hard oracle]

You're living with your parents dude lmao

[soft osprey]

There it is!

[jolly gorge]

HI

[soft osprey]

Excessive toxicity

[shell bronze]

dude the full grammar does not make you look any better i promise

@soft osprey let's go!!

[lofty lily]

in europe thats normal 🤷

[shell bronze]

i always pray for times like these

[tender holly]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-12567454887078541885

[jolly gorge]

UHM

[soft osprey]

Man some people really can’t help but be argumentative at every turn for no reason

[shell bronze]

me when my viewpoint is opposed and i immediately resort to ad hominem

😱

unlike these people ad hominem is my MAIN form of argument

[lofty lily]

i think he dissapeared

[soft osprey]

I just saw this.

[shell bronze]

the seagulls took him

[lofty lily]

Like a piece of soaked bread on the bay

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1265611630637748274/willieball.gif

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-discord-drama-discord-mod-gif-17376130835339258514

[tender holly]

If I will type N word will I get banned?

[shell bronze]

it's so sad that moai and john longsword died of ligma

[soft osprey]

The streets of discordia ain’t no game.

[shell bronze]

?

[soft osprey]

Wow

[shell bronze]

what kind of question is this

[soft osprey]

You are instantly under scrutiny going forward

[tender holly]

normal one

[lofty lily]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-goofy-ahh-gif-6206335856886916923

[soft osprey]

“Can I say something racist?”

[shell bronze]

"can i use a slur?"

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-patrick-star-drool-bubble-bubble-duhhh-gif-27447904

[hasty bloom]

lotta weirdos comin out the woodwork today

[lofty lily]

welcome to discord my friend

it holds all sorts of creatures

[soft osprey]

I swear racist people are bottom of the barrel

[shell bronze]

it's crazy because some of these people have been here for weeks and months

[mint wadi]

Hello, I have arrived.

[signal wedge]

easter face reveal

[tender holly]

who is racist here? I wanted to say Nice

for example

[shell bronze]

no you did not

[tender holly]

prove?

[hasty bloom]

i like my normal HalfCord weirdos. not argumentative dorks or racists

[lofty lily]

you didn’t ask very polite

im joking

dont hurt me

[tender holly]

3 meows

[soft osprey]

Playing stupid isn’t gonna help you here Youre just digging a hole

[tender holly]

and I won't

ye atp i will stop

mb gng

[shell bronze]

no one would test the waters of asking about a word that starts with an n- unless it was for a very controversial one

[shell bronze]

what happened to the clip spamming and calling each other good/trash at the game halfcord

[mint wadi]

Yeah I can't make any jokes in this situation, that is unfortunate.

Why can people not cause controversy I can at least make jokes about.

[lean niche]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[lofty lily]

https://tenor.com/view/our-time-has-passed-no-time-rdr-red-dead-redemption-dutch-vander-linde-gif-18455095

[hasty bloom]

i'm sayin :/ i like when it's just silly n lighthearted

deal with enough racist/stupid shit in my day to day. i come to HalfCord for fun-e

[jolly gorge]

let's talk about fun stuff

pls

[lofty lily]

hey guya

[shell bronze]

every contrarian and unfunny/drama seeking gremlin decides to come out once in a while

[lofty lily]

guys

[jolly gorge]

like overthrowing sir moai

[lofty lily]

EA IS REAL!

And it will be OUT!

By DECEMBER!

POSSIBLY JANURARY!

RAHHHH

We need more hopeposting

In this barren hopeless land

[soft osprey]

I even try to deal with stupid people in a humorous way but sometimes, like that guy, he just keeps escalating anyway instead of cooling off and joining in with me on the humor aspect. It’s a great diffuser when theyre willing

[tender holly]

blasphemy

[thick plume]

EA IS REAL

[lofty lily]

EA IS REAL

26 DAYS

[hasty bloom]

maybe not enough Willie's have been sacrificed for EA release

[lofty lily]

WE WILL HAVE IT AT OUR FEET

[hasty bloom]

millions must perish

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[lofty lily]

DO NOT FLEET OR TAKE THINGS AS BLASE, FOR YOU WILL FIND NEW ASPECTS IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH

[shell bronze]

@soft osprey I will slime you out and take over your position as the sole abusive moderator in this server.
Then I will mod abuse your wife.
I will mod abuse your son.
I will mod abuse your infant daughter.

[lofty lily]

EA IS REAL

[thick plume]

the delusions have told me, DECEMBER 13th

[lofty lily]

The voices

[hasty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-2-stilgar-lisan-lisan-al-gaib-lisan-al-gaib-gif-7434635298404937653

[soft osprey]

My wife left me my son hates me and my infant daughter is now 87

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/personabey-breaking-bad-ratio-gif-24070802

[languid trail]

Willie

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308168686976237768/1308172966294454352/welaSILO.gif

[shell bronze]

it's so funny whenever people take my hyperactivity as unemployment

[lofty lily]

You fear me, for I speak the truth.

I am no blasphemous man, for I bring hope in the barren aspects of the fortitude this server holds

[languid trail]

What if instead of halfsword, there were no swords, and we all set aside our differences

[tawdry void]

Hopefully fun Christmas gift of the ea

[lofty lily]

what if the sword was the friends we made along the way

[signal wedge]

festive frog, what a whimsical and nice name

[jolly gorge]

Frod not frog

[signal wedge]

YEAH DUKE I SEE IT

[jolly gorge]

YOUR MOM

[signal wedge]

YOUR MOM

[jolly gorge]

Wow

[signal wedge]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

Dayum...

[signal wedge]

eat jelo

[hasty bloom]

there's the regular HalfCord hostility i know and love

[tawdry void]

This is not holly and jollly

[mint wadi]

What if instead of Half Sword Demo 0.5

We had Half Sword Early Access 0.7

[jolly gorge]

Buddy Jolly

[spiral spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-dance-weezer-gif-16364155232175153831

[jolly gorge]

So early access is basically alpha right

Why don't we just call it alpha

[languid trail]

Ralpha

[mint wadi]

No, we are playing an alpha tech demo.

Probably more accurate to say Beta.

[soft osprey]

Because I’m already alpha

[jolly gorge]

They don't refer to the demo as alpha

[soft osprey]

It’s a pre alpha

The demo

[jolly gorge]

Yeah pre alpha

[jolly gorge]

Would early access be considered the real alpha then

[soft osprey]

I’d imagine so yeah, though early access feels like further along than an alpha imo. Like they went pre alpha-beta 😂

But idk

[spiral spindle]

help my leg is BROKEN

[jolly gorge]

Hmm

Good point

[mental kelp]

How do u know

[soft osprey]

I know literally everything ever

Dont question my brainpower

It’s too much for you to handle

You’ll go insane with my brain

[mental kelp]

Moai has early access. Lets get em

[jolly gorge]

https://gamedev.stackexchange.com/questions/75809/what-is-the-difference-between-an-alpha-and-a-beta-release

i guess it makes sense because there'd be a lot of room for change/new additions after ea, not just polishing

[vital perch]

@tender quest i'm militusing it

[tender quest]

im a verb now

[vital perch]

yes

[spiral spindle]

aint no way i split this dude in half

[jolly gorge]

Militusian School of Fencing

[high condor]

with a knife??? 👀

[spiral spindle]

I was dying laughing lmao

[blissful epoch]

Which version are you playing?

[spiral spindle]

the demo

[blissful epoch]

Mine doesent haves gore at all lol

[tender holly]

0.5 obv

[vital perch]

holy shit im militusing it so good

[tender holly]

bro

[polar sleet]

when is game coming out

[vital perch]

😫

[spiral spindle]

i think that was the first thing they asked

theres a family friendly version and a really gorey version

[livid hawk]

anyone know if there is way to restart the gauntlet after reaching the ultimate challenge?

[blissful epoch]

Where I can find the gory version? I have the steam one installed xD

[spiral spindle]

I think look in the settings

[blissful epoch]

Thx mate

I will do take a look

[tender holly]

kill baron

[livid hawk]

@tender holly cheers mate!

[soft osprey]

Yes follow

One sec..

[tender holly]

I didn't had to do that

[languid trail]

"Thank you Willie" we all say in unison

[mental kelp]

That was me btw not moai don’t thank him

[tender holly]

the game just aloved me to play again

[soft osprey]

You either beat the challenge or reset

Same result

[tender holly]

ye

[livid hawk]

Thanks everyone gonna give it a try now

[soft osprey]

I actually deleted yours so i could have the credit

[soft osprey]

Blood causes crashes especially in the ultimate challenge, just so youre aware. You can try to keep it on till then but if you crash thats why

[tawdry void]

Will the game be released in the current holly jolly season?

[soft osprey]

Still slated for 25 yes

[tawdry void]

I doubt they will delay it so close to the end of the year

[sleek gull]

Kinstrife may have a Demo ready for Q1 or Q2 of 2026.

The race has begun. Which will release first!? Half Sword EA? Or Kinstrife Demo! The crowd is frozen with anticipation!!!

[tawdry void]

They probably know how much work is left in it

I hope so

[soft osprey]

Im about to forward something that’ll either make you cry tears of sadness or joy depending how you take it

[signal wedge]

bro

[soft osprey]

XARTOSH!!!!!

[sleek gull]

A person with communication skills could easily put out a PR message regarding any delays. I could write up a message in a matter of minutes that would be professional, and clear.

(But that is what I do for a living....soooo maybe just easy to me =p ) Where I work directly affects clinical trials, and lives are legitimately on the line when there are delays to resolve issues or push releases. At least here, people's fun times are all that is at stake lol

[sleek canyon]

i will cry

[torpid ocean]

Туфля

Обербаджан

@uneven wigeon

[sleek gull]

This server restricts launguages other than English. Be warned, Mods may ask you to only type in english

[torpid ocean]

Zov

[signal wedge]

nope!

[torpid ocean]

😖

[signal wedge]

@vital perch hey bro could we have your assistance

[vital perch]

yes

[signal wedge]

please direct this gentleman to the correct channel

[vital perch]

let's hear it

[torpid ocean]

I'm know

The correct

Channel

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349828735997837394

[signal wedge]

ok, very good

[vital perch]

im not needed then

[signal wedge]

yes my apolocheese i thought you were

thank you for appearing tho

[vital perch]

always

two more years bud

[tender holly]

I have a question

[sleek gull]

Our Resident Polack always ready for action lol

[vital perch]

indeed

[signal wedge]

he is very helpful

[vital perch]

[tender holly]

If I will wish sweet dreams to person with diabetes

[vital perch]

mmm attention yum yum

[tender holly]

is it good thing

or bad?

[signal wedge]

I mean

No?

[vital perch]

that's like telling a bullied wheelchair person to stand up for themselves

[mental kelp]

xartosh slipped up? the halfcord curse?

[sleek gull]

Intent would decide that.

[mental kelp]

ad to be right when I went away too

as always

[soft osprey]

Nah hes fine

Oh

[mental kelp]

well I don see any of his messages

[soft osprey]

Oh no hes not

I lied

[languid ocean]

Just heard a willie bawl after getting bashed with a shield

[soft osprey]

Damn xartosh

[shell bronze]

xartosh got slimed???

[mental kelp]

he died of ligma

[shell bronze]

one of my biggest fans and disciples is dead

[languid ocean]

Are there such things as arteries involved for damage cause i just bled out so quick

[slow sparrow]

My screen Has been like this for 30 mins

[languid ocean]

after getting slashed

[soft osprey]

Yeah

[languid ocean]

oooo okay, thanks

[split crescent]

What happened to xartosh???

[shell bronze]

we had to put him down

his sickness grew too much

[vital perch]

what sickness

[shell bronze]

the regular's sickness

[sleek gull]

What did I miss? Xartsoh upset the wills?

[proven marsh]

when you guys think half sword will drop?

i know that it's planed for 2025 but 2025 is going to end

[sleek gull]

Before the end of 2025

[proven marsh]

so in less then a month/

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1446209888249315438/dCuAXnBH.gif

[sleek gull]

Thats the best we got, yeah

[runic portal]

I wonder how many have asked today

[sleek gull]

I think as of yesterday, I saw about 800-900 people have asked

[proven marsh]

lol

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

We should ban them to the shadow realm

[sleek gull]

We nolifers who spend every day in this discord have likely seen most of the asks lol

[hard holly]

The full release should have a fat version of willie

[proven marsh]

why

[runic portal]

Just wanted to post the gif

[proven marsh]

i was playing in like begining of play test

when play test was abys

[shell bronze]

it will release when it is ready

[sleek gull]

Why isn't it ready clueless?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[shell bronze]

because you just asked

[sleek gull]

So I have the power???? If I ask every day, will it be delayed until I don't ask anymore?!

[mental kelp]

hs games sould ire me so I can get early access free

[runic portal]

Same

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-starwars-mind-trick-obiwan-gif-6406214996538789580

[shell bronze]

yes

keep asking

[sleek gull]

I am now opening bids to get me to stop asking so the game can release. Bids start at $5

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/heman-power-gif-14969607

[runic portal]

Hee hee man

[shell bronze]

you can buy his silence for 5 dollars

[wicked depot]

I second this. I thought if squirting happened you're like literally already fucked, but sometimes i will survive and other times i bleed out super fast without the squirting

[vital perch]

best i can do is a croissant

[sleek gull]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VnI6IPtx4Yk

[vital perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049698857354805378/1128734759552557076/attachment.gif

[wicked depot]

You must tell him about your handgun under cover fire from your rifle

Its the only safe way

[brittle epoch]

realeeeeseee wheeeeen

[shell bronze]

+1 to release date delay

[vital perch]

petition to pin this to represent early access beggars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1446209888249315438/dCuAXnBH.gif

[brittle epoch]

just curious guys cmon

[unkempt pivot]

The pilgrimage is tough, but I'm almost there

[hallow sundial]

What??

How

@unkempt pivot mod?

[unkempt pivot]

Nop: itch.io version

[hallow sundial]

Oh

Oki

[unkempt pivot]

I'm going to pray to Saint Frank

[hallow sundial]

Bro😭

Im in public you prick

[hidden whale]

[floral pewter]

When I pause just as im about to die in ultimate challenge the screen just shows the empty arena and i have no ability to go back to the menu or do anything, is this normal?

[jolly gorge]

OK

wait wrong

[brisk gazelle]

gng im actually going insane please tell me there is a release date

[unkempt pivot]

ROFL
To reward me for my pilgrimage and for praying to him, Saint Frank trolled me, but it was worth it

[wicked depot]

In the challenge mode, why do they sometimes drop armor and sometimes not

Feels like a lot of rng

And i assume im barely even getting far lol

[verbal girder]

GoodeGame

[soft osprey]

2025

[brisk gazelle]

i cant take this shit no more man 😭

[jolly gorge]

cope

[brisk gazelle]

its going to get delayed, right?

[jolly gorge]

the point is we dont know

it's supposed to be this month, it COULD be delayed

[soft osprey]

Heres all there is to say about it

[brisk gazelle]

thats very honest of them

[jolly gorge]

it's logical

[brisk gazelle]

yea

[silk veldt]

before the drop we will get a date if i remember right?

[jolly gorge]

Yes

[mortal aurora]

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[fluid remnant]

Huh, this month if no delay… Here’s hoping~!

[gilded breach]

5 days

[unkempt pivot]

Very cool this EA ❤️

I just don't understand why the tutorial is in Chinese

[vital perch]

what is this game exactly

[floral pewter]

Tomorrow

[unkempt pivot]

Half Sword

Make your pilgrimage, Saint Frank will reward you

[soft osprey]

Early early halfsword

[vital perch]

thanks

[unkempt pivot]

That doesn't explain why the tutorial is in Chinese 😄

[soft osprey]

Because ur Chinese

[unkempt pivot]

A chinese with round eyes

It looks a lot like a POC, showing (by projecting very, very far ahead after years of work) what the final game could look like as imagined at that time

[lusty kraken]

is halfsword getting released soon?

[soft osprey]

2025

[proper ridge]

LIES

[jolly gorge]

No misinformation please

[proper ridge]

IT WILL DELAY JUST LIKE SKYBLIVION 😭

[jolly gorge]

why tf you crying over it

Chill

[reef orchid]

They would delay it in october if they wanted, why wait till the end

[proper ridge]

Dont u know we gamers are entitled to games early, and then entitled to complain about the bugs.

[jolly gorge]

the last month isn't the end

it's just that things look to be fine so far, but if they need to delay they will for what ever reason

[proper ridge]

i was joking man.

[jolly gorge]

Okay then

[proper ridge]

but seriously speaking, im sure all is going smooth and it will come out soon

[swift palm]

cope for announcement on pc game show

[proper ridge]

for developer sake i wish for before christmas

[high condor]

its listed in the #faq channel
which your told to read when you first join the server

[reef orchid]

But given the q4 information, it's almost there. It's more logical to anouncr delay in october-november when you feel like you're not gonna make it in time than in december when everyone is hyped up

[soft osprey]

Still slated for 2025

[sturdy jolt]

They said they regret hyping up Q4 so much because they aren't sure if they can do it. They still have a lot to do, and while they think they can make it before next month, things in game dev can change or take unexpectedly long

[soft osprey]

You’d have to source me that, never seen them say they regret hyping up Q4. If they said it, they said it, but I have never seen that

[sturdy jolt]

Not exactly that, they said they sooned too much

[soft osprey]

Where..

[reef orchid]

Guess, we beat our early access willies in 2026

[soft osprey]

2025*

[hallow sundial]

I wana die

[soft osprey]

Bruh

Yall really believe anyone

[hallow sundial]

If this is true

[sturdy jolt]

I'm trying to find the message

[reef orchid]

Bro don't inject that much hopium

[hallow sundial]

It is breaking my cope

[unkempt pivot]

For the moment, no delays are expected, they seem to be on schedule
It's best to wait until the 15th, at that date, it will be easier for them to estimate the remaining workload and determine if they will still be on time

[hallow sundial]

ITS TIME TO GO ABOVE AND BEYOND-

[proper ridge]

on your hand is written gulliable

[reef orchid]

My wallet is already dry from New Year prep, but I have to buy it if it comes

[modern vector]

Can't believe willie died of ligma

[high condor]

i mean
the demo is already good enough to tide ones self
im hoping the gameplay is even better on early access release seeing as they havent updated the demo in a little bit

[sturdy jolt]

Here it is

[proper ridge]

kinda hoping for better handling of weapons

[proper ridge]

rn its a bit wimpy

[hallow sundial]

Thats sad

[soft osprey]

Thats not saying they sooned too much or that they regret hyping it up

[sturdy jolt]

He said he did bad with his sooning

[high condor]

for sure
that and the target lock not screwing with edge alignment

[soft osprey]

Bruh are you even reading what you’re sending

[hallow sundial]

It kainda does

[proper ridge]

yeep

[modern vector]

hate when a willie a soon things

[high condor]

also true yeah
willy needs a workout :P

[sturdy jolt]

"I did soon them a few too many times"

[soft osprey]

It literally doesnt

[hallow sundial]

.

[soft osprey]

?!!

[sturdy jolt]

This

[proper ridge]

having held such weaponry, i refuse to believe anyone is that wimpy, even our beloved protagonist

[reef orchid]

This is pretty straightforward, like not exactly regretting, but acknowledging that this is bad move

[soft osprey]

I guess you could read it like that yeah

[sturdy jolt]

Weapon handling is definitely not wimpy. If you know how to control it properly you can swing extremely heavy weapons really fast

[hallow sundial]

I say it will release on the 31

[sturdy jolt]

I'm certainly not as strong as Willy

[zealous kestrel]

Wedding in 10 days, I will be glancing upon this server on the day for a funny blessing

[proper ridge]

not about swinging fast

[high condor]

yeah it would be hella cool for willy to get more snappy in movement
maybe then we wont need mouse sensitivity so high for willy to actually throw a hard hit

[mental cargo]

how did you get that version of the game

[fierce umbra]

god damn

have a nice wedding unc

[proper ridge]

precision, and edge alignment is quite eh

[sturdy jolt]

That's just a matter of skill

[proper ridge]

not really

doing the exact same movement leads to different results

[reef orchid]

I feel you bro, married for 2 years

[high condor]

true
its kinda both wimpy and not wimpy
willy really is wimpy with weapons like axes
where the edge just flops around uselessly
meanwhile swords are amazing most of the time

[hallow sundial]

Not if you do it fast

[sturdy jolt]

You just need a better understanding of the physics

[soft osprey]

Mmmm

One sec

[sturdy jolt]

I can align the edge perfectly every time

[unkempt pivot]

Make your pilgrimage
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[sturdy jolt]

Even with axes

[proper ridge]

i reckon my understanding of physics is quite good.

[soft osprey]

@mental cargo

[proper ridge]

yeah

[mental cargo]

ty

[hallow sundial]

Oh shit

[high condor]

id assume with target lock off?
ive noticed edge alignment works WAY better with it off when to comes to tip heavy weapons like axes

[sturdy jolt]

I have target lock on

[proper ridge]

with target lock off its really nice yeah

with targetlock off i hit where i wanna hit 90% of the time, and usually end the fight

[high condor]

🤔
hmmm
maybe there are certain ways of swinging that nullify the edge alignment issues with stuff with the lock on?

cause least for me things perform vastly differently depending on if its on or off
without any change to how i do anything other then the target lock

[proper ridge]

with target lock on its about 50-60%

[reef orchid]

Why I have a feeling that in the Ultimate Challenge damage is rigged. I almost break my leg when getting kicked

[proper ridge]

yeah u dont hit the same spot

[sturdy jolt]

I wasn't trying to

It was to show the edge alignment

[proper ridge]

ah

[high condor]

hmmmm
diagonals
i haven't done those much yet
i mostly use horizontals
maybe that's what the target lock doesn't like?

[proper ridge]

i suppose

[sturdy jolt]

Diagonals are how you get good edge alignment

[high condor]

i do wonder whats going funny for target lock to mess with stuff like that
feel bad for whoever was trying to get it not to do that on the dev team
im sure they know of the issue

[proper ridge]

hope so man

[high condor]

i guess so yeah
that or turn off the lock when using horizontals, cause they work fine with it off it feels like

[sturdy jolt]

All edge-aligned neck shots

[proper ridge]

i see

so diagonals are the way to go

[sturdy jolt]

Especially with swords

[proper ridge]

i like doing horizontals with them

[high condor]

ive been practicing in abyss alot cause it seems better for practice fights then the gauntlet

[sturdy jolt]

What I do is I start a swing in a straight line, then I curve upward or downward to move my bottom hand, that aligns the blade better

So my swing looks more like a curved line than a straight one

[high condor]

fancy

im gonna have to try it out on some foes

[hot geyser]

is this game even gonna be released in 2025?

[sturdy jolt]

Most likely

It might release a little later

[hot geyser]

any predictions?

[high condor]

it'll be good

[sturdy jolt]

Notice that I'm switching hands in this. It's best to keep the top hand on the side you're swinging from, like if you're swinging from the right, use your right hand on top. It's not as important for lighter weapons, but it allows more precision and power

[mint wadi]

It would be hilarious if it released on the game awards 12/11

[sturdy jolt]

This month. That's all we got. We won't get any news, the next thing we hear of it will either be a delay or a release

[mint wadi]

Even more hilarious if it released today on PC Gaming: Most Wanted 2025.

[hot geyser]

Im going borderline insane for this release

[sturdy jolt]

I need it

[proper ridge]

"spongebob gif"

[sturdy jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[proper ridge]

thank u

[sturdy jolt]

The only game I could see coming close to this one is GTA 6

[high condor]

wish i could make sprint a toggle

[round stone]

Setting Damage to NPC to a minimum

[little verge]

Oh man this edit makes it sound like I was trolling him.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yz6ig7m6gGs

[round stone]

Who suffered more, jesus, or this willie

[tulip sentinel]

Man leave Willie alone I swear

[mental kelp]

top 200 nothing to be ashamed of, not everyone can be number 1 like me ✌️

[round stone]

What about these ones?

[tulip sentinel]

Please grant them the will to live

I am feel way to bad for Willies lmao, if I would have that empathy in real life

[round stone]

Your empathy is misplaced lol

Maybe you see yourself in the willie

[tulip sentinel]

I am no bald middle aged fella haha

[high condor]

i kinda wish you could see just a meter or two farther
theres really little time to react to a charging pitchfork or spear
seeing as the ai willies dont have to contend with seeing you to react in time

[round stone]

I almost were into something

He attacked me bro I swear it was self defence

[light anvil]

Is there gonna be armor or weapons from other cultures?

[round stone]

Peruvian armour?

[soft osprey]

Unlikely

Setting is 15th century HRE

Follow

[wicked depot]

red willy frozen in fear

[tulip sentinel]

Man :/ hows the other Willie in the back?

[wide nimbus]

some of the people in my science class are so unbelievably washed

the tests are OPEN NOTE

you can use ur notes on the test

[high condor]

my god i just killed a guy by accidentally dropping a candlestick in front of him and watching him proceed to rip his own legs off by trying to walk through it

[wide nimbus]

and this one dude

STILL

managed to get a 7/16

even though he HAD THE NOTES

[humble bloom]

His notes were bad

[wide nimbus]

they’re guided notes

[humble bloom]

Bro didnt follow the guide

[soft osprey]

Bad notes

Oh

Okay well

Maybe he took drugs

[wide nimbus]

the teacher keeps track of who has and hasnt finished what assignments

and he did in fact complete the guided notes

which he was allowed to have out during the test

AND HE GOT A 7/16

[soft osprey]

Kepon pregoman reacted me. It’s so over. The man who gets pregnant by wolves pregnant manned me.

[humble bloom]

He didn't understand his notes, he copied them from the guide but he didnt understand them enough to apply them.

[floral pewter]

does anyone know if ultimate challenge healing rate is affected by different things like stamina, enemies killed or if it is just a flat rate

[wicked depot]

theres not really healing

[floral pewter]

my hands went from unusable to weak, so have my legs

[soft osprey]

If you heal at ALL in the Ultimate challenge it is very little, and very slowly

[wicked depot]

you can recover a little

but to an extent

idk the formula

[soft osprey]

A + b = c

[wicked depot]

sometimes its really annoying

[floral pewter]

in my previous runs my hands were completely fucked, after running around for a while i could use a weapon and by the end i was fine

but i want to know if stamina affects it

[wicked depot]

Like my hand will barely be at the threshold of not useable so its switching me from 1 to 2 hand all the time

I dont think so

If anything take less damage would

[floral pewter]

ight

the whole system just feels really fucked

[wicked depot]

Its a complicated system

[floral pewter]

like take a hit to the arm and ur just running like a chicken while 3 men at arms chase you

i try to swing and my weapon just flies out of my hand

[wicked depot]

I havent been having a great time with the ultimate challenge either lol

[floral pewter]

i think they should make grip more forgiving after injury

[slow sparrow]

Lil bro doesent know hes not the main character

[wicked depot]

You can turn off all pain effects with the enhancer mod

[floral pewter]

wait now i can actually swing, 5 mins of game play ago i couldnt pick anything up

[wicked depot]

But sadly you cant pick certain ones

[floral pewter]

i want to still be stumbling and reeling from head and leg injuries though

[wide nimbus]

we spent almost two weeks in between the notes and test learning the material

[wicked depot]

Yeah i feel you

[wide nimbus]

plus all the questions were multiple choice except the last one

[floral pewter]

but my hands work again so maybe i can finish it

[wicked depot]

Good luck comrade

[wide nimbus]

either he js didnt pay any attention or he needs some typa coaching

[floral pewter]

fatal error

fuck this game

uninstalling

[quaint ingot]

thought of disabling the blood

[floral pewter]

then i have no clue when anybody takes an actual hit

[quaint ingot]

Not very hard since they react when hit

[floral pewter]

not obvious for smaller cuts

[soft osprey]

Tragic

[quaint ingot]

Gore can be still on

[slow sparrow]

Me too bro

Just now

[quaint ingot]

love my pole arm turns into a light saber

[floral pewter]

the first 3 rounds of ultimate challenge are so cancerous if i could just skip to having a breastplate, bill/halberd and helmet after a fatal error it would be chill

[soft osprey]

I gotcha bud

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[slow sparrow]

Thx

[mental kelp]

wats the command for that

/ crash?

[slow sparrow]

Its in the menu

[quaint ingot]

gotta love how this happens consistantly

[versed latch]

Why would I play without blood Willie

[quaint ingot]

lower end pcs need it

[wide nimbus]

now to list the top 3 corniest people on earth

number 3

Dax

his music is so buttcheeks it’s not even laughable

it’s just sad

number 2

that one alpha male podcaster whose name i forgot that apparently learned kung fu at 13 and packed up 25 dudes at once

[quaint ingot]

who?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[mental kelp]

thx

[soft osprey]

Number 1?

[quaint ingot]

god damn why does this happen so often

[soft osprey]

Dont just leave us hanging

[soft osprey]

Every bug can be explained by the fact that it’s a pre alpha demo build

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gus-sus-giancarlo-esposito-gif-23328188

[quaint ingot]

just did it again

[slow sparrow]

Guys be honest

[soft osprey]

Every bug can be explained by the fact that it’s a pre alpha demo build

[slow sparrow]

Am i playing peak

[shell bronze]

BU-BUT BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE MY GAMING EXPERIENCE AND DEAL WITH THE EXPECTED QUIRKS OF A FREE DEMO!

[wide nimbus]

he makes bunion rings music

[shell bronze]

WHAT??

[jolly gorge]

this game is bad

[wide nimbus]

that one skeleton mask biker guy

[split crescent]

This is true and real

[wide nimbus]

who invited bro

[jolly gorge]

literally got trapped in a cage in abys

went to menu my whole game crashed

[quaint ingot]

Sose?

[jolly gorge]

playing on medium gore on a 3060

[slow sparrow]

Up Down

[wide nimbus]

his song lyrics are basically just him talking over a beat

[wide nimbus]

no clue

[slow sparrow]

Ngl after i listened to him i think i owe ksi an apology

[quaint ingot]

DemonsRow is his channel or you’re talking about someone else

[wide nimbus]

Thick Of It is the typa song that WOULD have been legendary if it came out around a decade earlier

[slow sparrow]

I agree

[wide nimbus]

”Noob VS Pro VS God VS Hacker” typa song

[upbeat oasis]

sucks that the pc gaming show is half sword

NOT

half sword is NOT in the pc gaming show :C