Your bones look amazing. What's your workout schedule?
#halfsword-chat-⚔
hard oracle
sleek gull
Your bones look amazing. What's your workout schedule?
Millions of years of evolution. It is great way to sculpt my form to perfection.
sleek gull
being born before 2020 is unc honestly
So...over 5 years old?
clever vault
So...over 5 years old?
yes obv
sleek gull
yes obv
No kids for me
https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob-imma-head-out-ima-head-out-gif-14902967
hard oracle
So...over 5 years old?
I'm 1998 and I'm Unc I guess. At 29.
shell bronze
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type the full word
lost locust
how do you get the playtest instead of the demo?
clever vault
i created this discord account when i was 1 yrs old actually
clever vault
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
but then we won’t say it
shell bronze
that's the intention, yes
sleek gull
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
I honestly like the term Unc in the gaming community. I wear my unc badge with pride lol.
tame thicket
I'm 1998 and I'm Unc I guess. At 29.
Are you going around fastfood joints yelling six seven?
hard oracle
If you're old, that means you... well... ate more than your predessesors
hard oracle
Are you going around fastfood joints yelling six seven?
I look at my old village train station and cry.
BECAUSE IT ISN'T FIX EVEN AFTER 29 FUCKING YEARS.
Sorry.
tame thicket
I don't get it anyway so 🤷♂️
sleek gull
six 7 has a meaning, six 9 has a meaning. We need a meaning for six 8...
tame thicket
The mods are gonna smack us because this is all positively nothing to do with half sword
hard oracle
I don't get it anyway so 🤷♂️
You're 16, you won't get it until 28
sleek gull
<--- I think this name works for me lol
shell bronze
mortal auroraBOT
jolly gorge
game release before christmas?
minor tangle
Perchance
signal wedge
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
noooooo don't add unc 😭
stuck swan
game release before christmas?
new year is before christmas in 2025, so who knows
rare hearth
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
bro is unc
clever vault
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
how unc of you
soft osprey
wait until we add unc to the brain rot filter and force these assclowns to type ...
Youre an uncle
See how stupid that sounds
Uncle
signal wedge
gramps
signal wedge
hey grampsma
jolly gorge
when is game drop
clever vault
never
signal wedge
when is game drop
game is drop month of this
jolly gorge
bro i buy this game in 2011
clever vault
it’s december 16th
clever vault
trust
signal wedge
it is not drop December 16th but drop is this of month
clever vault
it is not drop December 16th but drop is this of month
we don’t know that
it could be december 16th
tame thicket
bro i buy this game in 2011
Are you larping or sum'?
clever vault
it is confirmed by me
hazy iris
ok sound is good
find a keycard off a scientist on livonia and the game will come out
signal wedge
it is confirmed by me
so it holds absolutely zero value
clever vault
and i am above everybody else
jolly gorge
find a keycard off a scientist on livonia and the game will come out
you mean sakhal
signal wedge
easter jr over here
hazy iris
no bro livonia
jolly gorge
do any of you guys ever just get jam
and not eat it
and dont buy it
because its bad
hazy iris
ur prob buying grape thats why, just accept defeat and get strawberry
hazy iris
dont say that
clever vault
yes
tame thicket
strawberry is the only kind of jam that should exist ngl
clever vault
ur prob buying grape thats why, just accept defeat and get strawberry
all kind of jam is bad
shell bronze
very half sword of us
shell bronze
(strawberry low diffs everything regardless of processing or consumption means)
hazy iris
(strawberry low diffs everything regardless of processing or consumption means)
correct opinion
clever vault
what about marmalade?
i’ve only had it once
and i don’t recall the flavor
but i thought it was mediocre
at the time
clever vault
but marmalade is good cause paddington says so
clever vault
what about marmalade?
so i guess marmalade = good
clever vault
but paddington said it’s good
jolly gorge
marmite taste like the water in a sewer
clever vault
so it is good
clever vault
no paddington is cool
tame thicket
this feels like a weird ai chat session
clever vault
i don’t want this pink name anymore
i think that message leveled me up
minor tangle
💀
jolly gorge
bro some of these noises their making while on the floor
is actually making me feel bad
warped pond
bro doesnt like pink
minor tangle
Idc what color I am I'm just waiting for a ping
warped pond
i was talking about totorocot
warped pond
blasphemer
minor tangle
Friendship
Since...you know....I can't yet play with my Willie
Nope. I'll get hairy palms.
mint wadi
Hello Half Sword chat.
I am now...GREEN!
I have stopped boosting the server because it has over 90 boosters lol
I've had the creator role since the beginning.
The boost role always goes on top of it.
Example with Fizzlepop.
sleek gull
round stone
"I say when we're done" kind of move 
open glen
Apparently there's a B&S mod that adds the HS arena lol
minor tangle
I'm so glad I found HS so I don't have to get vr for chirstmas
open glen
I feel like this game has some of the best gore lol. Most games just have joints detach and they look filled with Jello
From games I'd played I'd say
- HS
- Gorn
- B&S
minor tangle
Is it possible to get the extender working on the demo?
upper wyvern
What is an extender?
minor tangle
Looks like a mod that just lets you spawn in multiple Willies give yourself equipment etc
upper wyvern
Hmmm you mean enhancer yeah?
minor tangle
Yeah sorry not extender
minor tangle
Is there a moddb link perchance? I dont use nexus
upper wyvern
well i could send you an exe if you want
minor tangle
That works
open glen
So I have to run the game, then enhancer?
minor tangle
Hooray I cant react to messages now
open glen
Ah, well when I try it the command box doesn't fill and the lovely injector panics and crashes
It works on install, but after that nothing happens
upper wyvern
Have you tried reinstalling?
Maybe your files didnt delete properly or something
Reinstall halfsword too on steam or wherever youre playing
mint wadi
Their toes!!!! unarmored toes!!
mint wadi
Ah, well when I try it the command box doesn't fill and the lovely injector pani...
Go to #modders-guild-hall, many of them don't frequent #halfsword-chat-⚔.
elder mist
This is the full game?
mint wadi
It's just a launcher.
upper wyvern
This is the full game?
No... Thats the demo
elder mist
Ohh oki
elder mist
No... Thats the demo
Thé dame one that on steam?
upper wyvern
Thé dame one that on steam?
Yes sir
covert forge
Its just the launcher the mod uses
lunar sapphire
lowest graphics lol
elder mist
Oh oki oki
elder mist
Like Half Life 3??
lunar sapphire
itll probably be during the new sale thing or fest i forgot what its called
elder mist
Do we expectation of the Price
mint wadi
I am expecting a delay.
elder mist
Or free game
minor tangle
$20-$30 USD
covert forge
15-30$
elder mist
Outch
covert forge
Ish
lunar sapphire
Or free game
its not gonna be free
elder mist
USD?
covert forge
I think prices will be different for other regions
lunar sapphire
they arent gonna put microtransactions into the game
elder mist
47$ canadian and more with taxe
covert forge
Im pretty they said something about that
elder mist
they arent gonna put microtransactions into the game
Halo skin and kawaiii ace ahahha
mint wadi
There will be a battle pass
elder mist
There will be a battle pass
Ahahahah
covert forge
The steam winter thing starts on the 18th
elder mist
There will be a battle pass
Old crate for lootbox
minor tangle
Who will be the first pop culture icon they have a crossover with?
HALF SWORD X KENDRICK LAMAR
covert forge
Im surprised no one has modded any character in. Is modding just limited i have no idea
minor tangle
10000 willies background dancing to humble
elder mist
Do we know if any multi player or Coop gonna be there
upper wyvern
Do we know if any multi player or Coop gonna be there
Split screen confirmed
minor tangle
First EA release there will be local split screen
upper wyvern
And its really difficult to make it into multiplayer game, like online
minor tangle
Or ya know something like parsec or steam remote play
upper wyvern
I am expecting a delay.
Same here, but its okay since this game is already good
They did a really really great job
covert forge
Also expecting a delay
elder mist
And its really difficult to make it into multiplayer game, like online
Nah they can put a Thing u can fighter with ur friend 1v1
minor tangle
With the enhancer I can get another 500 hours minimum
elder mist
Something like that
upper wyvern
Nah they can put a Thing u can fighter with ur friend 1v1
Split screen yes
covert forge
Hopefully no later than February
minor tangle
Announcing a delay when you are now in release month seems unusual
upper wyvern
Also true, they also said they are polishing the ea now
mint wadi
lol they delayed the demo update last second at the start of next fest.
covert forge
Last time they waited till the very last minute
upper wyvern
cant wait for the ea guys
Let it be for christmas and im gonna be happy for the whole next year
lmaooo
covert forge
I think they'll try their hardest
minor tangle
Don't matter I'm buying 4 copies
upper wyvern
we people are either lovely or the most toxic bitches ever for real..
covert forge
Ive seen caseoh playing it recently
silk radish
Is it possible to get banned for brainrot?
covert forge
Noticing
upper wyvern
Is it possible to get banned for brainrot?
iii dont think so
upper wyvern
halsword tomorrow
elder mist
Don't matter I'm buying 4 copies
So u can offer me one for chrismat
upper wyvern
man i misspelled it
minor tangle
Those copies are going to friends I got hooked on the demo
hallow sundial
Do any of you guys know how much thr game will cost?
covert forge
20-30 usd
hallow sundial
Oh shit
silk radish
halsword tomorrow
Really
hallow sundial
More cope then silksong😭🙏
minor tangle
One of my friends is indeed Canadian
quiet ferry
minor tangle
I'll miss you
silk radish
Swordhalf tomorrow
minor tangle
Swordmorrow Halfto
silk radish
Halfsword overmorrow
elder mist
if it doesnt
We burn him
orchid nest
We burn him
yes
elder mist
Or put him on a cross
elder mist
Until christmas
elder mist
Mabee he gonna came back on pâque
silk radish
RELEASE HALF SWORD
Early access is supposed to come out this year
orchid nest
Early access is supposed to come out this year
yes
thats what i mean
its december now
covert forge
December 31 at 11:59am
silk radish
its december now
What are you talking about? Isn’t it summer? The summer games fest just happened
orchid nest
What are you talking about? Isn’t it summer? The summer games fest just happened
im finna hop on some bird game 3 if half sword dont come out soon
wispy zephyr
Dog if halfword comes out tomorrow that will be hilarious timing. Warhammer 3 vs halfsword
elder mist
How yall many hour on the game
fierce umbra
im finna hop on some bird game 3 if half sword dont come out soon
true
orchid nest
world eaters are the best
fierce umbra
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing to do
nvm i have 122 hours
lost bison
nvm i have 122 hours
bump those up
wispy zephyr
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing t...
Throwing knives?
silk radish
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing t...
Just play co-op
wispy zephyr
Took me crazy long to learn that skill
fierce umbra
Throwing knives?
i already throw swords
lost bison
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing t...
Yeah I am at this point too it sucks
fierce umbra
its pretty easy to do
wispy zephyr
Daggers are harder
fierce umbra
a whole other thing is hitting those throws though
covert forge
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing t...
I have this exact problem
lost bison
I have this exact problem
tbf it is a bare bones tech demo that hasnt been updated in 7 months
fierce umbra
I have this exact problem
i can either
- do abyss
- rerun the gauntlet
- play real steel 2011 instead of halfsword
lost bison
I have definitely juiced it as much as it can be juiced lol
covert forge
I think have 250 hours in hs
fierce umbra
and i would rather the 3rd option
lost bison
I finally put more hours in the demo than I did in playtest the other day
Im at about 325 combined
orchid nest
i can either
1. do abyss
2. rerun the gauntlet
3. play real steel 2011 instead o...
practice throwing weapons
fierce umbra
I finally put more hours in the demo than I did in playtest the other day
arent those the exact same things
wispy zephyr
a whole other thing is hitting those throws though
Yup
lost bison
no
fierce umbra
practice throwing weapons
im already good enough at throwing everything but knives
orchid nest
im already good enough at throwing everything but knives
enough is never enough
fierce umbra
I finally put more hours in the demo than I did in playtest the other day
do you mean like the first demo
lost bison
I mean the one called Demo and the one called Playtest lol
they split April this year
fierce umbra
they kind of merged the two so the old playtest is the current demo
orchid nest
you can still play the demo in steam files
open glen
i dont know what to do in halfsword because im already good and theres nothing t...
I can't even pass the commoner grete champion lol. I wish you could just train on bosses
orchid nest
the og demo
toxic sparrow
will this game be free when it comes out ?
wispy zephyr
The thing that kills me is the crashing in the king mode
barren moth
will this game be free when it comes out ?
no
orchid nest
will this game be free when it comes out ?
hell nah ✌️ 🥀
fierce umbra
I can't even pass the commoner grete champion lol. I wish you could just train o...
would like it if hs enchancer let us spawn other bosses not just baron
covert forge
It'll be like 20 bucks
fierce umbra
will this game be free when it comes out ?
20-30 bucks
barren moth
and tbh if i wanna buy the game i'll need to save up
open glen
would like it if hs enchancer let us spawn other bosses not just baron
I can't even use enhancer w/o reinstalling it every time :(
orchid nest
and tbh if i wanna buy the game i'll need to save up
get a job
wispy zephyr
20-30 bucks
I think 20-25 is good 30 is a bit much but it depends how much they add
warm thunder
If it goes in early access on 20 euros I'm buying
fierce umbra
I think 20-25 is good 30 is a bit much but it depends how much they add
30 is more than enough
im ngl
toxic sparrow
20-30 bucks
I'll buy it anyway
barren moth
oh whaatever
orchid nest
i had a job when i was
fierce umbra
they could make it 40 even
lost bison
a job? in this economy?
wispy zephyr
they could make it 40 even
Wouldn’t buy it honestly
toxic sparrow
they could make it 40 even
don't care
thorn crow
Garmasos
fierce umbra
Wouldn’t buy it honestly
i would
wispy zephyr
They would have to add a decent amount but I’m also scaling it with the current demo
fierce umbra
They would have to add a decent amount but I’m also scaling it with the current ...
they added a ton
new maps
new gamemode
weapon customization
new gore
orchid nest
multiplayer
fierce umbra
even map danger environments
fierce umbra
multiplayer
i dont think multiplayer is coming until full release
wispy zephyr
multiplayer
Now that’s the money shot right there
wispy zephyr
i dont think multiplayer is coming until full release
Dang
orchid nest
i dont think multiplayer is coming until full release
they should at least have lan
wispy zephyr
they should at least have lan
Indeed
orchid nest
so you can play with people connected to the same wifi
wispy zephyr
Or using stuff like hammachi
fierce umbra
might feel ass
toxic sparrow
worth buying ngl
raven solar
steam remote play should work
wispy zephyr
they should fr add guns to half sword
I’m sure mods will
orchid nest
I’m sure mods will
base game
orchid nest
they might add muskets
that would be fire
fierce umbra
we have an entire cannon in sneaks
wispy zephyr
Reminds me of a blunderbuss
toxic sparrow
they should fr add guns to half sword
it would destroy it
fierce umbra
Monted Scoripion with trubuchet
im not a medieval nerd idk those
elder mist
It général culture
fierce umbra
It général culture
its not
wispy zephyr
Scorpions I think are like big crossbows
fierce umbra
🥹
im not supposed to learn scorpions with trubuchets in school
or college
or whatever
cursive fjord
Q4 this year, any day now...
azure sierra
i've started playing this demo in the morning and its nearly 2 AM, i couldnt get enough
i'm so hungry
toxic sparrow
they should add a basinet
elder mist
im not supposed to learn scorpions with trubuchets in school
Its part of médiavisl history u dont have history class
fierce umbra
Its part of médiavisl history u dont have history class
im pretty sure history doesnt teach me medieval weapons in full detail
azure sierra
that stupid baron has crashed my game over 50 times
toxic sparrow
that stupid baron has crashed my game over 50 times
same
fierce umbra
that stupid baron has crashed my game over 50 times
turn off blood
wispy zephyr
that stupid baron has crashed my game over 50 times
Yup
fierce umbra
and lower graphics
quiet ferry
that stupid baron has crashed my game over 50 times
azure sierra
i ended up beating his ass by driving him into a corner
most satisfaction i've ever felt
elder mist
im pretty sure history doesnt teach me medieval weapons in full detail
Not in full détail but in the book u dont have picture of this type of conquere weapon
fierce umbra
Not in full détail but in the book u dont have picture of this type of conquere...
no im not american or anything
elder mist
no im not american or anything
Ur where u from
wispy zephyr
Human?
azure sierra
Martian?
elder mist
not america
Im canadian
elder mist
Did u have school
feral dew
What country
elder mist
But not history class
elder mist
But u dont learn mediavle
feral dew
I bet this guys Balkan
azure sierra
I dont think medieval stuff is in the curriculum of every school over the world man
elder mist
I bet this guys Balkan
Tarquanquistant
fierce umbra
But u dont learn mediavle
yes we learned medieval times but not medieval warfare
why are you pushing your canadian system onto me
??
toxic sparrow
what's your favorite class in half sword ? mine is veteran because of the most opportunities to give armor and weapons
fierce umbra
why are you even arguing this if anything
covert forge
I learned some medieval stuff
feral dew
what's your favorite class in half sword ? mine is veteran because of the most o...
Knight
elder mist
yes we learned medieval times but not medieval warfare
75% of médiéval Time is warfare
feral dew
75% of médiéval Time is warfare
Untrue
fierce umbra
75% of médiéval Time is warfare
its not
azure sierra
what's your favorite class in half sword ? mine is veteran because of the most o...
the lower one's
i love tearing my opponents in half without the armor getting in the way
fierce umbra
im starting to think this guy attended the wrong history
elder mist
yes we learned medieval times but not medieval warfare
Catholique is Warfare !
fierce umbra
what's your favorite class in half sword ? mine is veteran because of the most o...
i dont really remember the names so its like
1st, 3rd and 5th
fierce umbra
Catholique is Warfare !
warfare doesnt mean we will learn the weapons they used
fierce umbra
What the castle is for
did we learn castles 75% of history class
i dont think we did atleast
elder mist
Yeah
fierce umbra
you might have
elder mist
What u learn about médiéval
azure sierra
what is this argument even about
fierce umbra
what is this argument even about
he says im supposed to know what a scorpion with a trubuchet is
because its common history apparently
raven solar
yall just falling for his ragebait like crazy
brisk geyser
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
guys is this move tuff? i can do it semi reliably now
elder mist
he says im supposed to know what a scorpion with a trubuchet is
And a trébuchét
azure sierra
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856/14458282267...
super tuff
covert forge
Who doesn't learn about a trebuchet
azure sierra
i pray for smooth fps like that
covert forge
Like being serious
elder mist
Not ragebait i tell what he learn and what we learn
fierce umbra
Not ragebait i tell what he learn and what we learn
how do you know what i learned
😭
steady hinge
scorpion is a ballista yeah?
toxic sparrow
i hope they will add like multi player castle sieges
elder mist
how do you know what i learned
We just talking about u dont learn médiéval warfare
fierce umbra
Like being serious
i know what a trebuchet is but not a scorpion
wispy zephyr
Like being serious
Dog we even made on out of popsicle sticks.
fierce umbra
We just talking about u dont learn médiéval warfare
correction
i learned medieval warfare
not medieval weapons
fierce umbra
Dog we even made on out of popsicle sticks.
im the spongebob popsicle irl
arent we all
azure sierra
I'm from Asia and our medieval-esque time lessons did involve the explaining of major sieges and battles but i dont think we got into the terminology of what siege weapons and what specific weapons were used by what soldiers
elder mist
correction
What is warfare without weapon
toxic sparrow
i hope they will add like multi player castle sieges
humble bloom
What is warfare without weapon
A fist fight
fierce umbra
I'm from Asia and our medieval-esque time lessons did involve the explaining of ...
^
minor tangle
The oldest weapon
elder mist
Fist can be concedered as weapon
fierce umbra
hes pushing canadian teaching systems onto me 😭
minor tangle
Right there with stick and rock
elder mist
Right there with stick and rock
Still weapon
minor tangle
I am aware
elder mist
hes pushing canadian teaching systems onto me 😭
U GONNA LEARN AHAHAHBA
steady hinge
too much french
fierce umbra
your english is below basic
much below
3rd graders form better sentences than you in russia
azure sierra
^
i learned about trebuchets cuz apparently our ancestors used to use medieval biological warfare and launch rotting diseased corpses with siege artillery into cities they were besieging
which i found to be very amusing
fierce umbra
i learned about trebuchets cuz apparently our ancestors used to use medieval bio...
oh
yeah they did
weirdly amusing
elder mist
too much french
Nahh its call Joual
azure sierra
Does the game have optimization issues or is my pc just starting to decay
steady hinge
Yeah yeah canadian french
fierce umbra
Does the game have optimization issues or is my pc just starting to decay
both
covert forge
Does the game have optimization issues or is my pc just starting to decay
The early build we have is not very optimized
elder mist
Yeah yeah canadian french
Not samething
fierce umbra
but the game is decently requiring tbh
covert forge
Which is expected
minor tangle
LFG I got the glitch where I'm man-at-arms fighting beggars
lost bison
The early build we have is not very optimized
run lik sht
covert forge
The demo was pretty well optimized
The newer blood and gore does it in
Don't see why not
fierce umbra
The demo was pretty well optimized
opposite for me
willow orbit
my game just crashed the moment i saw the boss in the ultimate challenge 😔
fierce umbra
i had 40 fps on medium here i have 80
pale gyro
no way a mod just responded to me
jolly gorge
What is warfare without weapon
Warfare without weapons leads me to think about wrecking havoc on basic crucial infrastructure. These means would include maybe destroying a dam or blockading necessities. There's more to it but these two are the only examples coming to me right now
plain token
covert forge
Demo i had like real good frames on cinematic now its like 60 on high
jolly gorge
no way a mod just responded to me
Wdym
lapis marsh
Warfare without weapons leads me to think about wrecking havoc on basic crucial ...
Those require weapons gang
plain token
yeah release is so laggy
lapis marsh
What are you on about
sleek gull
Warfare without weapons leads me to think about wrecking havoc on basic crucial ...
buying out outsourced resources that fuel the economy of the enemy. Just need cash, and diplomacy.
jolly gorge
Those require weapons gang
I'm trying to answer his question in the sense of indirect combat
pale gyro
nah u by ur self on that one
elder mist
lol i start that conversation im so proud
covert forge
Interested to see how grappling is on uneven ground and combat in general
jolly gorge
buying out outsourced resources that fuel the economy of the enemy. Just need ca...
Good point Sir Fizzle
Thanks for that crucial input
lapis marsh
SPEAK ENGLISH
fierce umbra
cornball too
onyx eagle
Anyone else here thinking the “give up” function should be a double tap or much shorter? Going to abyss is kind of annoying when I’m trying to give up from a lost leg lmao
sleek gull
It is a requirement in this channel on this server that all communications are in english.
elder mist
Shazam
pale gyro
about to hit a 65 day streak on roblox btw
fierce umbra
why u talking bro
im not gonna argue with a rocket league player
elder mist
im not gonna argue with a rocket league player
Haahahah FINISH HIM
pale gyro
Haahahah FINISH HIM
tough watch
covert forge
Rocket league is awesome
pale gyro
this guy gets it
covert forge
At least when I was like 10
lapis marsh
Rocket league was pretty fun yeah
elder mist
Rocket league is awesome
On 2015
covert forge
Haven't played in a minute
shell bronze
abbreviated/brainrotted n word is still n word
fierce umbra
hard read
shell bronze
- english classes are free online
sleek gull
abbreviated/brainrotted n word is still n word
Can we update the rules to require that words are written out in full?
fierce umbra
yeah what was it then bud
shell bronze
i grew up in the hood bro you are not wiggling your way out of this one
fierce umbra
dont go saying "night" now
pale gyro
i grew up in the hood bro you are not wiggling your way out of this one
grew up in the hood
tuff
soft osprey
Lmao you literally abbreviated “fuck n-“
sleek gull
not even close to being "nice man" lol
pale gyro
no
sleek gull
soft osprey
Bro reached level 3 just to get banned for being a dumbass
lapis marsh
Bannned
sturdy jolt
I think we should cut him some slack
pale gyro
this is js a discord server btw
shell bronze
time to throw the book lmao
covert forge
Mijo😭😭😭😭😭😭
sleek gull
I think we should cut him some slack
nah, based on how he types and speaks, he is clearly under the minimum required age to be a member of this server lol
lapis marsh
nah, based on how he types and speaks, he is clearly under the minimum required ...
Lmao true
soft osprey
this is js a discord server btw
Yes an official game server with the devs and their backers in it. It’s not just a random gaming server
elder mist
Free
Fallling
pale gyro
Yes an official game server with the devs and their backers in it. It’s not just...
yeah u right twin
lapis marsh
Shoulda thought of that before you hit post
sturdy jolt
I don't believe in permanent bans for singular mistakes, I think it's overkill. Maybe mute him for an extended period. Clearly it means a lot to him
shell bronze
it's so sad that steve jobs died of sigma
soft osprey
I don't believe in permanent bans for singular mistakes, I think it's overkill. ...
If it meant a lot to him he should’ve read the rules and not been an idiot it’s really simple. Nobody gets an n word pass
Thats not a mistake
Thats just stupidity
pale gyro
its not stupid
fierce umbra
I don't believe in permanent bans for singular mistakes, I think it's overkill. ...
why are you defending it
is what i cant understand
pale gyro
didnt even say it btw
soft osprey
Ok
lapis marsh
Perma ban is a little overkill, maybe a few days tho
fierce umbra
these 2 gotta go bro
sturdy jolt
I said you should mute him for an extended period
Permanent bans are just not the way to go
lapis marsh
1984 but ight
sleek gull
didnt even say it btw
This situation is a prime example of why words should be typed out in full. If he spoke like an educated human being, there wouldn't be any confusion or misunderstanding.
covert forge
I mean he definitely said it
soft osprey
1984 but ight
Correct, being here is a privilege not a right
shell bronze
if you are familiar with aave/hoodspeak in any way you would immediately recognize the n word from that
sleek gull
yeah he should type the full n word
If he is going to say it, he should say it with his chest. Not some weird abbreviated version that acts as a dog whistle for those who know what it means.
fierce umbra
If he is going to say it, he should say it with his chest. Not some weird abbrev...
😭 why are u actually right
fierce umbra
this is peak writing
lapis marsh
if you are familiar with aave/hoodspeak in any way you would immediately recogni...
There’s a difference between hood speak and just truncating words like a moron
shell bronze
There’s a difference between hood speak and just truncating words like a moron
brainrotted typing like that is derived from hoodspeak
fierce umbra
the people who say "fuh u talm bout" just irritate me
elder mist
My ass hurt
fierce umbra
its beyond brainrot and cringe
you should lose your tongue
or privilege of speech
lapis marsh
Next generation is fucked
covert forge
Fuck you talking about
fierce umbra
Fuck you talking about
this is just better
and makes more sense
i would rather read this than that
shell bronze
he talmbout sum privilege of speech 😂😂😂
slow sparrow
Next generation is fucked
Wait... I know you from the mc server
lapis marsh
Wait... I know you from the mc server
What mc server
fierce umbra
fuh u talm bout 😂 sum "sorry for abbreviating the n word, but i actually didnt say it!" ts NOT hood speech mud 🤣
is my impression great guys
slow sparrow
What mc server
Madness combat
lapis marsh
fuh u talm bout 😂 sum "sorry for abbreviating the n word, but i actually didnt ...
Not enough abbreviation
halcyon marten
anyone else see the release date change to 2025 from q4 2025
fierce umbra
Not enough abbreviation
you might be right
lapis marsh
Madness combat
Potenitially???
covert forge
Madness combat
You might know ball
fierce umbra
anyone else see the release date change to 2025 from q4 2025
just you
lapis marsh
anyone else see the release date change to 2025 from q4 2025
It’s been like that for a while
halcyon marten
oh
fierce umbra
pretty close to a release date
sleek gull
28 days remaining!!
lapis marsh
If the devs release half sword on my birthday I will be eternally grateful
slow sparrow
sleek mica
There's literally only 4 possible weeks left
shell bronze
if you didn't play madness proj nexus in its glorious web game days then you do not deserve any honor or glory from knowing it
elder mist
fierce umbra
If the devs release half sword on my birthday I will be eternally grateful
when is it
signal wedge
28 days remaining!!
after 28 days it'll be 28 days later
lapis marsh
11th
elder mist
Why
lapis marsh
im guessing 15-30th december
Nah
sleek gull
after 28 days it'll be 28 days later
Wait!!! No!!!! If it follows that trend, the next step is 28 weeks later! NOOOOOOO!
elder mist
upper wyvern
chat what was the button to activate enhancer menu my brain got flooded lmao💀💀💀
signal wedge
Wait!!! No!!!! If it follows that trend, the next step is 28 weeks later! NOOOOO...
hahaha HAHAHA
fierce umbra
insert
slow sparrow
https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dancing-fun-funny-dance-dance-moves-gif-100513...
You canawt be serious
lapis marsh
https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dancing-fun-funny-dance-dance-moves-gif-100513...
Embed failiure
signal wedge
I am not surviving a zombie apocalypse
upper wyvern
thank you man😂😂
elder mist
You canawt be serious
Why
slow sparrow
Three times bro
shell bronze
embed fail
elder mist
Three times bro
Why I cant
signal wedge
Why I cant
You gotta be level 2 gang
shell bronze
if 3 embed fails in a row it is spam
sleek gull
I am not surviving a zombie apocalypse
You will serve as a lovely steak to fuel the resistance. Are you better with BBQ sauce, or simply salt and pepper?
shell bronze
You will serve as a lovely steak to fuel the resistance. Are you better with BBQ...
with a1
elder mist
You gotta be level 2 gang
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
slow sparrow
#noticing 👀
covert forge
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
slow sparrow
Have you seen that guys👀👀
fierce umbra
tis doth spooke me a tiny bit
signal wedge
You will serve as a lovely steak to fuel the resistance. Are you better with BBQ...
my meat and flesh are full of microplastics and red 40 so you'll be better off eating credit cards
shell bronze
you might be
fierce umbra
i just realized too
lapis marsh
We all are
sleek gull
my meat and flesh are full of microplastics and red 40 so you'll be better off e...
Perfect, it is difficult to preserve meat in an apocalypse. You will fair well for on the go.
signal wedge
Perfect, it is difficult to preserve meat in an apocalypse. You will fair well f...
bro gonna make me into jerky 💔
sleek gull
bro gonna make me into jerky 💔
Too late! I'm already a huge jerk! Neener Neener
mortal auroraBOT
shell bronze
alt account 😂
lapis marsh
This server is washed bro 💀
fierce umbra
and say this
covert forge
Bros still on this😭✌️
lapis marsh
LMAO GET BANNED AGAIN
shell bronze
you know
lapis marsh
idgaf
plain token
who got time dout
signal wedge
Too late! I'm already a huge jerk! Neener Neener
lapis marsh
Explode
slow sparrow
Oh no willie got poo Poo on my screen😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
soft osprey
You are very silly. You can make all the alts you’d like, you’ll either get banned cause you can’t help be an idiot or you’ll be silent to avoid being banned. Works either way
fierce umbra
Oh no willie got poo Poo on my screen😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
lapis marsh
Im not even in school brochacho
lapis marsh
Imagine thinking your petty little insults actually do anything
sleek gull
You are very silly. You can make all the alts you’d like, you’ll either get bann...
is creating an alt account to circumvent moderation actions against the rules?
hollow delta
yk that dude is mad af lol
covert forge
That guy's like 14
shell bronze
it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma [2]
lapis marsh
is creating an alt account to circumvent moderation actions against the rules?
Yes that’s ban evasion
signal wedge
Imagine thinking your petty little insults actually do anything
hey goofy guy your fraud status is no longer pending you are now a fraud
soft osprey
is creating an alt account to circumvent moderation actions against the rules?
Alts in general aren’t allowed here
shell bronze
alts are off limits
sleek gull
Noted. Legit didn't know if that was a written rule or not.
lapis marsh
I have not played half sword in a hot minute
fierce umbra
is creating an alt account to circumvent moderation actions against the rules?
fancy words you are using there mr unc sword
soft osprey
Noted. Legit didn't know if that was a written rule or not.
Unwritten rule
sleek gull
fancy words you are using there mr unc sword
I graduated b4 the US education system went down the drain lol
fierce umbra
I graduated b4 the US education system went down the drain lol
you lucky person
signal wedge
is creating an alt account to circumvent moderation actions against the rules?
"Is killing people with a car murder if the car did it" headass
sleek gull
"Is killing people with a car murder if the car did it" headass
LOL
hollow delta
alts are off limits
no hot alt girls alowed? damn no wonder this server STINKS
fierce umbra
"Is killing people with a car murder if the car did it" headass
yeah i only pressed a pedal the car hit him not me
shell bronze
no hot alt girls alowed? damn no wonder this server STINKS
theyre for me only sorry
fierce umbra
also policeman our atoms cant touch so no i didnt cave that persons skull in
sleek gull
"Is killing people with a car murder if the car did it" headass
You know how close we are to those cases becoming more common though right? Robo Taxi law suits are going to be peak court TV
fierce umbra
must have been the wind
lapis marsh
You know how close we are to those cases becoming more common though right? Robo...
Tesla boutta go bankrupt
shell bronze
You know how close we are to those cases becoming more common though right? Robo...
that's why tesla autopilot turns off right before crashes
😂
fierce umbra
thats kind of genius
signal wedge
You know how close we are to those cases becoming more common though right? Robo...
nah it'll be pretty cut and dry, guaranteed they'll have a log of what the steering wheel and gas were doing and could probably determine if a person or robot was operating
idk how they'll arrest the car tho
shell bronze
car ECUs already record literally everything besides the location (and even that i'm not 100% about)
signal wedge
car handcuffs
sleek gull
nah it'll be pretty cut and dry, guaranteed they'll have a log of what the steer...
I'm leaning more towards where it is clearly the driverless car. It is going to be really interesting to see that play out
slow sparrow
theyre for me only sorry
Wanna see something?
hollow delta
nah it'll be pretty cut and dry, guaranteed they'll have a log of what the steer...
nah cuz itd be peak to see some tweaker saying their cars ai took over and they drive a 2014 honda accord
signal wedge
I'm leaning more towards where it is clearly the driverless car. It is going to ...
Oh that'll be the companies ass
lapis marsh
We live in a society
shell bronze
<- car nerd who owns and messes with tuned cars 24/7
obtuse tiger
its december........ WHERES THE GAME
mental kelp
more "game has been shadow updating, absolutely ruining it" schizo-posting on steam discussions 
signal wedge
its december........ WHERES THE GAME
shell bronze
its december........ WHERES THE GAME
the more you ask the less of a probability it releases
slow sparrow
Wanna see something?
Bam
mental kelp
<- car nerd who owns and messes with tuned cars 24/7
Cars arent in halfsword
lapis marsh
more "game has been shadow updating, absolutely ruining it" schizo-posting on st...
Half sword community going schizo rn
fierce umbra
clueless when will we get black ops 7 level of titan bosses in halfsword
and ai art too
slow sparrow
clueless when will we get black ops 7 level of titan bosses in halfsword
Never
shell bronze
we will get ai generated weapons to use
shell bronze
and battle pass
covert forge
Cars arent in halfsword
Horses would be awesome
lapis marsh
It seems there is an impostor among us
shell bronze
and NFT willies too
slow sparrow
you arent clueless 👀
I AM wdym
mental kelp
Half sword community going schizo rn
they saying the game is server-authoritative and so it can update without anyone knowing 😭
fierce umbra
and NFT willies too
im buying these
obtuse tiger
the more you ask the less of a probability it releases
B-but it releases this year right🥺
covert forge
Probably really difficult to implement though
fierce umbra
B-but it releases this year right🥺
it should
lapis marsh
they saying the game is server-authoritative and so it can update without anyone...
It does NOT have servers bro
That is schizoposting
sleek gull
If a minute was added to the release date of EA for every time someone asked when EA is coming, it would be the next century before it is delivered.
minor tangle
I have a question about the enhacer. Whenever I open the menu to spawn a weapon or item, my mouse stops controlling the camera. Wat do?
shell bronze
you do know that impersonating staff goes against the rules right
fierce umbra
😭
shell bronze
lapis marsh
I have a question about the enhacer. Whenever I open the menu to spawn a weapon ...
Just close the enhancer again
obtuse tiger
Fast ahh change
slow sparrow
you do know that impersonating staff goes against the rules right
Im not imoersonating anyone
hollow delta
Halfsword schizo iceberg
shoutout to when the vfx producer tried to indulge me being a schizo
lapis marsh
Im not imoersonating anyone
Clueful
shell bronze
Im not imoersonating anyone
that's what i thought. know your place, red one
lapis marsh
that's what i thought. know your place, red one
Racism but alr
slow sparrow
Yea
minor tangle
Just close the enhancer again
That is not working my brother in Christ
shell bronze
Racism but alr
roleism
shell bronze
discrimination and segregation against lesser roles in this server would be a better term to use
hollow delta
you changed man power gone to yo head man
mental kelp
It’s gone to your head
finally something filling the empty space 😹
shell bronze
Same meaning
do not lump me in with that vile crowd
sleek gull
shoutout to when the vfx producer tried to indulge me being a schizo
Half Sword is about a fungal infection that the Jester brought to the kingdom so he can control the Baron. But it spread out of control and infected the rest of the citizens as well. We are the only unaffected person left, and must cleanse the keep and its surrounding areas.
hollow delta
Half Sword is about a fungal infection that the Jester brought to the kingdom so...
man you puttin smoke into my frickin head and stuff man
i dunno what to THINK NO MORE MAN
soft osprey
You changed since you got that moderator role man
No hes always been like this, he just now has the power to flex it
shell bronze
You changed since you got that moderator role man
TOP 5 THINGS IMMA DO WHEN I GET MOD
- LETTING THE MONEY CHANGE ME
- SWITCHING UP ON MY DAY ONES
- FORGETTING WHERE I CAME FROM
- BERATING PEOPLE ASKING FOR HELP
- IGNORE SERVER INJUSTICE
hollow delta
give the clueless pfp a villain mustache
slow sparrow
sleek gull
Clueless is just living his truth.
fierce umbra
clueless is a walking death note
slow sparrow
The most random thing i found in my galleru
soft osprey
TOP 5 THINGS IMMA DO WHEN I GET MOD
1. LETTING THE MONEY CHANGE ME
2. SWITCHIN...
Youre truly my hero
I aspire to be like you
lapis marsh
Youre truly my hero
Minor spelling mistake
shell bronze
Youre truly my hero
my brotha in mod abuse
soft osprey
Minor spelling mistake
Please do not address your superiors directly
shell bronze
Minor spelling mistake
yuor're
fierce umbra
Wdym you write shit on him like
yes
lapis marsh
fierce umbra
draw him a moustache with a marker
hollow delta
Please do not address your superiors directly
you'r
lapis marsh
Please do not address your superiors directly
Nuh uh
fierce umbra
yro'ue*
lapis marsh
I’m rebelling against the moderators
hollow delta
its so sad goofy guy impaled himself in the back with a two handed placon
lapis marsh
I’m washed as fuck but I’ll do another training arc
slow sparrow
soft osprey
I’m rebelling against the moderators
Fuck it me too. I hate moderators so much
Literally the worst people ever
slow sparrow
Yea IT was something👀
lapis marsh
Nah needs more big red circles and pointing arrows
signal wedge
xartosh you are a stinky
dry trellis
Dawg i had to deal with a willie that had a axe with just fists
slow sparrow
𝕻𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕 𝖙𝖞𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖎 𝖉𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖗 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑
signal wedge
ah yes the magnum opus of originality
slow sparrow
I canawt
shell bronze
𝕻𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕 𝖙𝖞𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖎 𝖉𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆...
he typing in freaky instagram caption
slow sparrow
he typing in freaky instagram caption
Im tiping in Gothic because i deserve 2 goth willies,like you said clueless
signal wedge
you're on og meme
shell bronze
Im tiping in Gothic because i deserve 2 goth willies,like you said clueless
did not say that
slow sparrow
did not say that
Do not act clueless,clueless
In 1678 you said that youre gonna buy me 2 willies
supple grotto
What’s the lore behind the old mushroom tag
slow sparrow
Speak human
signal wedge
I mean they just called it YouTube poop before
It wasn't abbreviated in my time
True
Elliot goes to school was so peak
sleek gull
What’s the lore behind the old mushroom tag
Half Sword is about a fungal infection that the Jester brought to the kingdom so he can control the Baron. But it spread out of control and infected the rest of the citizens as well. We are one of the only unaffected people left, and must cleanse the keep and its surrounding areas.
slow sparrow
signal wedge
about 20 years too far
sleek gull
Did we ever learn what YTP means?
I'd guess, You Tube Page?
jolly gorge
It's better than brainrot
jolly gorge
mint wadi
Did we ever learn what YTP means?
I'd guess, You Tube Page?
ytp meant Youtube Poop
runic lynx
Yeah it’s YouTube poop
mint wadi
They called those absurdist nonsensical hacked together memes youtube poops.
jolly gorge
Half Sword Poop
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/boggling-rat-gif-5994430820472951767
Vermin
runic lynx
Fellas im at work and we are snowed in
jolly gorge
Okay
mint wadi
Boggling is basically like laughing or a show of happiness in rodents.
mint wadi
https://tenor.com/view/boggling-rat-gif-5994430820472951767
Their eyes go in and out to show they are happy.
sleek gull
ytp meant Youtube Poop
Today is the first time I am hearing the term Youtube Poop.
jolly gorge
Lol
sleek gull
Its in the name lol
mint wadi
Yes and thankfully the crowd will get older when the game releases.
(I am gatekeeping, eat it moai)
jolly gorge
Nice
sleek gull
I might be the eldest member who regulars this discord. lol
soft osprey
Imagine not being in Mexico right now and not having to deal with the snow
mint wadi
Probably.
sleek gull
44
runic lynx
Imagine not being in Mexico right now and not having to deal with the snow
The snow is cozy and also - sleds
sleek gull
pick a topic. i've made enough mistakes and enough corrections where I feel comfortable giving advice to younger folks.
soft osprey
Do it good
mental kelp
sleek gull
Life is a bit broad.
If I were to pick something important. You only get 1 set of permanent teeth. Do everything in your power to keep them healthy
Good topic.
It depends on if you have career goals.
Doing a job you hate but pays really well, you might want to hold onto that while gaining experience or credentials to get into the career you want to pursue. But if it is so bad you can't muster the will to show up every day, and it affects your mental health in a way that keeps you from pursuing your passion, then you may want to consider other opportunities.
mental kelp
sleek gull
Have you considered looking into driving an armored vehicle? Like those armored trucks that pick up and deliver to and from banks?
shell bronze
DO NOT put this man in a brinks truck
shell bronze
he's better off hauling freight
sleek gull
he's better off hauling freight
For real though, freight hauling is huge if you are single and live at home with little to no bills.
shell bronze
the road pays good if you have no commitments outside
mint wadi
There's all kinds of driving jobs.
Like...it's literally what drives the economy.
Are you in the United States?
sleek gull
What I did in my career path was a bit of combination.
I looked at what is future proof. Health Care, and Technology. And then added in, what are my strengths.
So I work at a company that provides Software as a Service for Clinical Trials, and I do communications/account management. It all added up perfectly.
mint wadi
I buy storage units on auction.
mental kelp
shell bronze
every paycheck on red
mint wadi
have fun getting beat up
slow sparrow
Thx
mint wadi
Is any activity really fun if you're not at least getting some bruises?
slow sparrow
No bruises no fun
slow sparrow
Love how you just slashed his neck
mint wadi
He was very susceptible.
mental kelp
the sword taking
lapis rapids
Somehow Survived partway through the Abyss while Armless and then lost a leg, finally died after I got flung into the Void
shell bronze
healthcare and transportation (of goods) are two of the strongest fields
mint wadi
I would literally recommend you go talk to ChatGPT about what jobs might be good for you.
weak ermine
any advice to beat consistently commoner boss ?
minor tangle
any advice to beat consistently commoner boss ?
Pitchfork
shell bronze
any advice to beat consistently commoner boss ?
pitchfork
mint wadi
That's literally not true lol
Most driving jobs require multiple certifications/licenses even if it's not a CDL.
DOT numbers, MC numbers, etc.
sleek gull
There ya go! You have the industries and the activity, now you just need to find a place that needs you!
mint wadi
Canada has NSC numbers.
Seriously though, go do some research that isn't in the Half Sword discord server.
We are not driving experts.
signal wedge
eh
spark ice
signal wedge
maple syrup eh
mint wadi
National Safety Code numbers that is issued by whatever province you're driving in.
It's for the commercial vehicle.
It's your version of DOT numbers.
sleek gull
That goes back to, do the job you hate while you work on the credentials needed to do the job you love.
Simply call the place that you want to work for, and ask what the requirements for their drivers are. They shouldn't withhold that from you, and you will have an achievement list to work on.
mint wadi
Seriously though it's a little embarrassing that you want to do this as a job and come in here saying how hard it is to find one, or whatever else, but you don't know the most basic things about the field you want to enter. I found this out with 30 seconds of googling.
tender quest
sleek gull
Bro gonna be this
Nothing wrong with that at all. It is a great career = )
mint wadi
Unc is being nice cause he's an unc. That's what they do. I am not being nice because it's not that hard to find these things out. Life will not pity you or help you out, the only person who can help you is you.
sleek gull
Art is certainly subjective. ; )