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final bronze
wary sandal
final bronze
wheat bane
compact crypt
warped wind
oblique perch
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beating a fist play match blindfolded (devs pls release the beta)

ancient mango
quiet ivy
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i finished eating dinner, came back, and Willie killed himself on my sword.

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warped wind
silver narwhal
opaque viper
bold zenith
tardy tree
jade cypress
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(two clips put together to make a slightly longer clip)

spare saffron
jade cypress
tardy heron
brave topaz
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now i doubt my decisionmaking

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prisma narwhal
native surge
vast wing
thin night
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what is he doing here?

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final bronze
broken eagle
thin night
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how is he allowed in here

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steep knot
elfin rivet
cyan tapir
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Decided I needed a new challenge, something fresh, so I played around with first person.
Really fun, though I would prefer the helmets be less oppressive.

inland lichen
muted stratus
heady holly
glad jay
polar sierra
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why wont this dummy die

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paper zenith
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when u so angry you impale someone with a blunt object

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small scaffold
spare saffron
buoyant nacelle
buoyant nacelle
buoyant nacelle
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aint lookin too sweet

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hoary owl
vast wing
oblique gate
dusty sentinel
bitter carbon
spare saffron
broken eagle
prisma narwhal
floral cave
sand rover
raven jay
left pumice
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Rate my photography work.

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sharp prairie
cursive cloud
sharp prairie
cursive cloud
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i legit didnt mean to fast foward i was trying to war cry but i accidently caused it to fast foward XD. i was unstoppable somehow

ruby meadow
cursive cloud
dusty sentinel
alpine cedar
vast wing
clear monolith
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finally killed his big ass

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timid pier
clear monolith
acoustic crater
austere spruce
quiet ivy
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My hand might be stuck in his head

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latent lantern
cursive cloud
copper tide
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ahhhh fresh meat

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cursive cloud
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i hate it when utorrent pulls this shit off at the last minute during downloads

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zinc vault
wheat bane
granite oracle
buoyant nacelle
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hope willie learned his damn lesson using a pitchfork on me

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covert prairie
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i think im not built for this holy shit

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craggy radish
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sorry for the quality, but somehow the Baron battle got broken and he wouldn't die. Happened the same with a random one after becoming the Baron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQP_lYP2VM
(too heavy to send as file)

river eagle
acoustic steeple
jade cypress
jade cypress
carmine saffron
jade cypress
polar reef
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@stoic wedge

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jade cypress
prime egret
jade cypress
jade cypress
jade cypress
unreal kayak
midnight marlin
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won like this btw (im the one with no leg and hand btw)

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clear monolith
jade cypress
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I have leveled up into the military

jade cypress
ember charm
clever inlet
ember charm
jade cypress
stoic frigate
unreal river
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i was so stunned it worked that i dropped my sword

unreal river
mortal sedge
terse agate
cosmic epoch
sweet plinth
sage yarrow
charred stump
vital void
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how to deal with these

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solar moss
quasi seal
quasi seal
quasi seal
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@left plaza i tried to blur the fron but only slightly blurred the background

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rapid zephyr
quasi seal
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is this an abyss exclusive mace?

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clear monolith
clear monolith
novel turret
vast wing
jade cypress
jade cypress
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I needed a plan, so the plan became to saw through his body to escape after getting the sword hooked under the shoulder/arm

jade cypress
final sand
dense badger
spare saffron
dense badger
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with the settings max damage to player and least damage to npc

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spare saffron
tawdry mist
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guys, this good?

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clear monolith
drifting kestrel
lime osprey
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bro is still alive 😐

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quasi seal
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epic slice

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zinc birch
quasi tulip
violet kettle
unkempt furnace
zinc birch
frosty turret
lament glacier
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I love glitching out the game so I fight with beggars and peasants so I can test out the gore mechanics

spare saffron
clever inlet
cerulean kiln
acoustic crater
light sparrow
unreal river
fading nova
elfin rivet
spare saffron
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imagine seeing the guy who just cut you down do this right as your life fades away

bitter cosmos
vivid mountain
gilded igloo
alpine cedar
burnt stirrup
twilit vector
hoary drift
neon brook
arctic terrace
acoustic crater
native surge
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ABSOLUTE PURE LUCK with that last chop but the clip is too perfect to not share it

acoustic crater
grizzled bluff
sweet heron
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smacked this willy so damn hard with the chandelier that the game crashed

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long harness
mental bane
eternal edge
pseudo raven
opaque breach
humble glen
twilit vector
dapper hamlet
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i can fight a man 1 on 1 or fight in the arenas of hell

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grim bolt
acoustic steeple
proper dove
frank zinc
spare saffron
violet kettle
violet kettle
random root
digital ledge
random root
karmic pasture
deep axle
pearl flicker
celest dome
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HERE i have conclusive proof that with the damage to npc slider all the way down and damage to player slider all the way up WE become the npc willie and they become the player with how much of a horror game this shit feels like.
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mild atlas
distant sun
vivid mountain
vivid mountain
spare saffron
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ive seen too many people complain about stabbing with a polearm being impossible to hit the head

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first time ive ever skinned all the way down the back of the head and neck...

bitter cosmos
sharp prairie
broken eagle
swift oxide
alpine cedar
tulip yarrow
clear monolith
proper dove
solemn aurora
junior depot
astral pier
junior depot
frank zinc
livid swift
uncut fulcrum
dim scaffold
karmic pasture
tribal jetty
faint meteor
bitter cosmos
tacit lintel
tacit lintel
unreal river
dark sail
graceful hound
frank zinc
thin night
gray idol
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the battle was difficult indeed

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near silo
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CRITICAL

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clear monolith
fluid kestrel
unreal river
gray idol
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commoner boss aint got nothin on me

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willow pebble
winter oasis
unreal river
unreal river
tranquil mantle
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"Give a man a stool, and he will sit."

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acoustic crater
versed parcel
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is there a way to play here?

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sleek holly
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killed him without even dirtying my blade

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tribal jetty
vivid mountain
tranquil mantle
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i cant get it out and my willy keeps screaming 😭

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agh... clumsy me... now sword is in my foot

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paper knoll
uncut smelt
shy cloak
wooden canyon
unborn haven
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what weapon is that never seen it before

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raven walrus
mystic torrent
umbral forum
brittle minnow
sharp sage
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he drooped his stick 🙁

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distant gale
zinc bridge
visual pollen
unique wolf
buoyant bronze
unique wolf
unique wolf
acoustic crater
mortal sedge
pliant tapir
primal igloo
pliant tapir
violet kettle
spare saffron
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i somehow deflected his sword, causing him to drop it and impale himself in the chest with it lol

tribal jetty
whole prawn
tribal jetty
radiant parrot
raven walrus
tribal jetty
mental needle
pulsar marsh
strange quarry
finite zephyr
frank zinc
bright jungle
little meteor
copper jasper
sick aspen
tranquil mantle
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my willie got this?

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tribal jetty
tranquil mantle
tribal jetty
raven walrus
ocean tartan
tranquil mantle
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The lone straggler...

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tranquil mantle
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Dominance.

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raven walrus
midnight drift
ocean tartan
tawny kite
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does this count as studying for my media production classes.

frail gazelle
cursive nexus
next warren
leaden lance
ember sedge
frosty frigate
frank zinc
void shadow
spare saffron
cunning rampart
next warren
frank zinc
unreal kayak
native surge
dry latch
sharp prairie
gentle wraith
tranquil mantle
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The Hostage

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Against all the odds.

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Pulled up to shielder party instead of swinger party.

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tranquil mantle
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Like ya cut g.

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tribal jetty
loud inlet
split steeple
loud inlet
fickle phoenix
tribal jetty
rustic oxide
short meadow
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pov of you being beheaded in the ultimate challenge

frozen sluice
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Goodbye his firstborn, secondborn, and many other borns

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sweet epoch
deft hawk
spring turtle
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the only weakness in a knight's armor 😔

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acoustic crater
fervent cove
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Got him looking like Peter Griffin

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acoustic crater
hazy patrol
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Face off

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hardy rock
hazy nimbus
misty kayak
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um wtf is going here

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prisma gate
acoustic crater
vale pivot
karmic pasture
tribal jetty
sharp prairie
ancient dove
mystic sierra
short meadow
vivid mountain
round lava
paper knoll
wheat bane
neat mortar
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hope they happy with this one

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sand venture
dusty sentinel
elder tiger
slate hare
trim wharf
ebon quiver
frail lynx
vale flare
spare saffron
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i lobotomized this willie, he kept walking like that til i put him down.

winged wing
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peak cinema

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junior geyser
copper tide
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"it's a fake! here, look at the cross sections!"

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remote plaza
lusty zodiac
fresh crater
timid pier
tribal jetty
neon walrus
cold iron
waxen totem
polar shoal
heavy perch
brave gale
short meadow
dusky patio
granite oracle
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became daily top 10 in half sword lets gooo

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frank zinc
slate hare
frank zinc
gentle wraith
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"A tactic I found with spears – when you hold Left Alt → Left click → Right click, and then you release Right click, you will perform a quick thrust, like you were playing 8-ball pool." (found on youtube comment)

thick oak
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The Leg

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junior depot
junior depot
tropic nexus
junior depot
opal current
cold gull
uncut fulcrum
gentle wraith
grand cairn
wide moon
round lava
twin thorn
thin bronze
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FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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peak crater
peak crater
acoustic crater
eager fox
acoustic crater
thin trout
shut drum
atomic ridge
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this is why you dont fail around like a bafoon

signal quail
copper tide
small scaffold
signal garden
ashen knoll
craggy flume
crude finch
round lava
small scaffold
vivid mountain
hardy yacht
prisma bison
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i made it to militia

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prisma bison
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made it to soldier

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made it to veteran

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junior depot
frank zinc
haughty magnet
scenic pine
ashen dock
junior depot
runic horizon
sweet sentinel
next rapids
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willie is not ok it seems

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arctic wraith
turbid drift
plain fjord
stoic frigate
unique kayak
junior depot
open agate
foggy canyon
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probably my most satisfying clip for today

plain fjord
junior depot
blissful lynx
junior depot
junior depot
junior depot
novel schooner
thin night
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i just won by making him walk over the knife that spawns the floor

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oak frost
shy thistle
clear monolith
frozen junco
rustic oxide
frank zinc
tropic bone
deep glen
steel frost
round hornet
round hornet
mortal yew
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how do i un-fuck this

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civic comet
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Bro aint gona walk out of here PierrotApperance

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delicate furnace
stoic frigate
maiden lotus
safe nest
junior depot
junior depot
vivid mountain
junior depot
junior depot
mighty kettle
whole slate
wet jacinth
wet jacinth
fleet fractal
elfin shadow
acoustic crater
spare tree
worthy obsidian
mortal yew
granite cove
ionic heath
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He's fine

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topaz merlin
sharp prairie
mortal yew
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i find it funny how the easiest way to access a heavily armored NPC's internal organs for a guaranteed finish is to literally shove your weapon up their ass once they're grounded. it's the largest unguarded area

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prisma gate
warped wind
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@spare mountain The only clip I will ever get with just one sword. Purely because the game glitched and threw my second sword on the floor.

vocal fable
sick aspen
vocal fable
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When bro says the car has "Minor cosmetic damage"

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untold oyster
plain fjord
wide kernel
sick schooner
warm silo
clear monolith
junior depot
vague wadi
plain fjord
meager bridge
idle elm
polar shoal
hoary gust
neon knoll
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dumbass is having an unending panic attack

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mighty kettle
pale dune
sharp prairie
unkempt pelican
chrome gazelle
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I have epilepsy, and this is exactly how it feels before i fall unconscious (bug)

upbeat plinth
solemn breach
obsidian egret
iron willow
frigid needle
rapid knoll
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i did it

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round lava
velvet shore
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i believe i can fly

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rapid knoll
upper juniper
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tuffest fit of the 5th century

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cinder iris
toxic tide
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My 10 year old been playing trying to get high score wish him luck he's half swords biggest fan

olive berry
unkempt pelican
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HOW is bro alive

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spare tree
hasty hornet
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Warm and Vibrant screenshots, this was supposed to go to photography, not game-footage

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quick solar
stoic frigate
rapid knoll
eager fox
weak horizon
stoic frigate
chrome gazelle
neon brook
frail surge
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I deserve the game for free 😏 🔥

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fallen osprey
woven creek
median stag
dreamy wigeon
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i managed to make him alright Starege
(ion wanna hear nothn about the choice of music 🖖 )

rigid gulch
lucid path
copper tide
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straight outta a fucking viking execution method

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covert garnet
stiff sinew
brittle cypress
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broke his hand by only punching it

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stoic frigate
rapid knoll
solid aurora
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feels pretty cute today

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loud yarrow
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had this happen recently

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white plover
junior coyote
jaunty ledge
near ermine
tranquil hare
mellow oxide
agile quarry
unkempt pelican
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idk how I split this dude's helmet but I did

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willow pebble
serene flint
dawn sinew
ashen crow
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just a scratch

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digital geode
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im 99% sure this guy cut his own foot off on my sword by trying to kick me

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vital void
smoky surge
past marsh
smoky surge
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i think he is probably dead🤔

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Bro is not okey

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wheat bane
jaunty ledge
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I don't think I've done this before without just lopping the whole gourd off at once.

bitter cosmos
hardy yacht
robust flume
crimson falcon
torn marsh
sacred tide
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they've been going at it for like 20 minutes and theyre not done

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spare tree
tacit lintel
ashen dock
patent dust
river lake
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Something I filmed on the steam deck. Nothing special.
Also may be a little laggier than usual because I accidentally left the blood on.

vivid mountain
vivid mountain
smoky surge
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holy shit

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feral roost
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is a knight being able to fist fight normal😭

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clear monolith
short meadow
stoic frigate
wheat bane
ashen dock
meager dagger
tidal igloo
astral crater
frosty turret
hardy yacht
stable anchor
mint sapphire
stoic frigate
rose olive
leaden mason
agile fractal
tacit lintel
rigid gulch
copper jasper
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😔

copper tide
clear monolith
copper tide
clear monolith
mellow oxide
rose olive
cinder spindle
loud linden
upper juniper
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most broken leg ive ever seen

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full summit
sharp prairie
cedar gyro
night pier
mellow oxide
fossil moss
copper tide
floral nova
agile fractal
tacit lintel
woven creek
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"yer a wizard, willeh"

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ebon quiver
modern comet
faint gazelle
dreamy hatch
elder tiger
dim zodiac
patent bay
dry ore
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willie rider

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copper tide
acoustic sun
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Won with my hand cut off on beggar by repeatedly ramming the guy into the fence until he bled out from trauma

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solid otter
agile seal
spare tree
spare tree
wide dawn
vague wadi
copper jasper
vivid mountain
ocean tartan
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picture w my friend🤭

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agile seal
storm lion
vivid mountain
weak horizon
river lake
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I won!!!

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vivid mountain
bronze shell
high lodge
tacit lintel
ancient dove
spare tree
modern comet
fallen osprey
pastel jackal
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just realised you can throw pretty accurately

fleet kettle
stark forge
blissful ginkgo
pastel prairie
deft junco
next furnace
hearty ravine
tacit lintel
ember sedge
vivid mountain
nova stag
spare saffron
spare saffron
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the twitching from the side with no head is chefs kiss

cursive sphinx
onyx wraith
ashen dock
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🙏 I don't think he belongs here

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wheat bane
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i think i discovered a technique, here are some demonstrations in combat, it is done using both hands to hold large weapons and swords, if their centermass is around the tip or heavy in the blade, it's really consistent, you can do it by holding the weapon sideways and upwards with the tip facing the opponent, then moving your mouse really fast down and leftwards, at the same time pressing your right mouse button, just when you want to hit all at the same time, i don't care if someone else discovered it, i think it's quite a cool thing that this game has so many impressive ways to kill your opponent, right now, the best results i've gotten are with swords when you want to hit the neck or stab the heart, with the high tier axe if you wanna find gaps in your opponents armpits or neck, with polearms to push and bruise your opponents chest, this doesn't work with light weapons, such as the spear unless the tip hits your opponent right as you move your mouse, because it won't travel forward. (the point is it allows for an angle bots aren't programmed to block from this stance, by keeping your distance using one hand only unlike half-swording, it's not the same as half swording, because instead of cutting, this is meant to stab)

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spare frigate
wheat bane
ancient vale
pastel prairie
torn cargo
pastel prairie
surreal aspen
languid jacinth
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i was gonna hit him so hard that the game stopped me

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subtle bobcat
deft junco
sand venture
modest marten
supple tangle
slow falcon
upper hollow
sharp prairie
vivid mountain
graceful heart
neon brook
agile fractal
topaz merlin
deep elm
halcyon ridge
faint meteor
faint meteor
agile seal
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we love using actual plays instead of the random swing attack

sharp prairie
mossy quartz
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why i`m getting this everytime

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frail nimbus
visual badge
frank zinc
acoustic sun
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I gave this mf the robin special (I kicked him in the knee 7 times)

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I have never tormented an individual so much

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balmy hornet
fickle phoenix
formal root
split atlas
acoustic sun
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FISTS OF FUCKIN STEEL

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small coral
west tangle
rustic temple
modest rampart
modest rampart
acoustic sun
gaunt tide
flat frost
pearl kernel
honest maple
tacit lintel
fickle phoenix
verbal wasp
fiery patrol
spare tree
forest gate
haughty mango
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easy win in knight rank using beggar

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spare saffron
jaunty parcel
nova sierra
near elk
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Don't know what I did but trying to free mode I was placed in the peasant bracket geared up so here's some Willie Abuse

sacred tide
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not even a single hit on me

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thick sail
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beat em up, its naughty time

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blazing arch
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Peasant in 45 seconds

idle prism
wise snow
thick sail
blazing arch
wise snow
past coral
acoustic sun
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Should I tell him he has something in his back

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frozen needle
haughty mango
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where are we landing

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potent lodge
little ice
thick sail
halcyon ridge
graceful heart
tawny current
blazing arch
magic reef
lunar silo
quiet dagger
thick sail
opaque nest
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is this supposed to happen?

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south tusk
analog gate
small coral
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i dont think that willy feels so good

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tight prairie
hexed echo
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maybe the axe too strong...

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verbal wasp
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at that moment, they threw their bad blood aside and lived happily ever after

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hasty token
hasty token
opal current
mellow pumice
sage raven
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Yamcha pose

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smoky hazel
magic shore
full lintel
ionic sierra
spice idol
rotund maple
lilac gale
dusty sentinel
sullen mountain
noble plume
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bruh help

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golden geyser
hasty token
covert chasm
covert chasm
reef hearth
heady lotus
vapid radish
light spade
soft mulch
vivid mountain
pearl field
split fog
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do you think i could fit more daggers and swords

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woeful quiver
quasi field
mellow oxide
grim kettle
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w game

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prisma wedge
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sneaky little willie

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forest gate
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proletarians prevail

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split hornet
olive finch
balmy kite
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A father and his son.

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zinc pebble
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not sure if you can tell whats happening here but this is the most intricate grapple ive seen in this game
im half-swording with his mace locked behind my back tucked behind my right elbow

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blazing arch
modest rampart
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these graphics are peak

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muted oyster
jaunty parcel
jaunty parcel
lapis pollen
split fog
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double stab

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bold plank
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It’s so crazy to me that I can run this game on a GTX 570 and a i5 3570k

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plush onyx
solid aurora
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hi, we start fight and this willy immediately drop hammer and lay down at ground

i think this helmet is pressing on his silly little brain

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sharp prairie
frosty meteor
fickle phoenix
sharp stump
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light headache

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paper pendant
summer burrow
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i pressed camera mode key accidentally upon getting sent to abyss and my willy is buck naked for some reason

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remote holly
sharp stump
robust flume
woven ferry
graceful heart
stable mauve
spare tree
forest brook
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chat whats this random lantern doing here

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scenic pine
spare saffron
spare saffron
woeful ore
lunar silo
candid fog
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I thought it was lost. He has perfect armor and a weapon that has ended my life on several occasions. Only his waist is exposed. I had but a sword in my non dominant hand. What is a man to do?

So I whip it out. Stare him in the eye, and I joust forth, sword in hand, pointed toward his waist, which was square mine. He lunges forth, for an embrace.
Just like that, he was finished.

blazing arch
steady shard
fickle phoenix
gilded spoke
robust flume
lapis elm
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what are you doing, milord?

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lapis elm
stark pawn
reef hearth
undone narwhal
open hazel
surreal arrow
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game had to stop me...

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graceful heart
brave cosmos
limpid abyss
rotund peak
mighty flame
minor spire
rustic temple
rustic temple
faint gazelle
digital osprey
sick meadow
arctic fox
spark mortar
ivory isle
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I beat the demo. Just me or was this entire gauntlet easier than the last boss? Took me like 20 minutes to take that dude down lol. Final boss (Gold nugget) took maybe 2 minutes. I did get injured pretty bad during that 4v1 though, my left arm was broken at some point and fighting 4 guys in full armor was a challenge, almost lost my other arm during that squabble. ( Notice the purple hand )

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dusty sentinel
robust roost
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Yo I got your leg

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uncut holly
turbid owl
scarlet spoke
sand rover
fickle phoenix
gritty reef
orchid trail
ivory isle
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Seems like a rude gesture...

limpid ledge
potent carbon
acoustic sun
tawny current
past wave
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i dont know how hes doing that pose but i cant seem replicate it
i thought it was because he was wounded there but once i dropped the shield he stopped doing that

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graceful scroll
red sentinel
wheat crypt
primal arch
twilit walrus
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hang on mb its 144mb

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potent carbon
prisma summit
inland lichen
rustic temple
obsidian ruin
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signature move atp

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abstract tartan
dry kiln
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Baron stuck me with the poleaxe

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obsidian ruin
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signature move indeed

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bay harbor butcher ahh pose

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exotic vault
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"And not just the men, but the women and the children too!"

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tropic bone
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No more walking for you sir

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exotic vault
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COACH! LET ME OUT! HE'S RIGHT THERE, I CAN DO IT COACH!

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exotic vault
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he lived to see another day... technically 0 out of 4 limbs fully functional but 2 of them are more or less absolutely useless

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quiet cliff
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(had to screenshot it and crop it a bit since idk how to share ingame photos 😭)

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true pagoda
livid pumice
lilac pewter
tranquil folio
boreal topaz
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me when I put the Mace of Short Flight up my ass crack

versed sequoia
lime kite
sullen patio
stark scroll
mighty kettle
crimson current
pseudo helm
tacit lintel
modest rampart
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finally beat this dude

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kind heath
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He surrendered but I feel like I should put him out of his misery 😅

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quiet cliff
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Since willie thinks my photos are screenshots (which they aren't) i'll just have to post here-

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quiet cliff
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totally fair fight

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ocean prism
junior ore
obsidian ruin
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commoners call me the sword

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agile quarry
obsidian ruin
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begone

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spare saffron
lunar topaz
woeful birch
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ima try to beat the game nakie 🥰

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fiery summit
late violet
dark sail
faint sandal
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Woah there willie

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blissful lynx
primal summit
errant mango
true pagoda
dreamy remnant
dreamy remnant
glossy coyote
edgy wraith
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Im killing myself

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digital breach
silk garnet
silk garnet
deft totem
charred leaf
cunning steeple
paper zenith
torn cargo
silk garnet
nova compass
round lava
upper ether
lament mason
hasty token
opal aurora
arctic saffron