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i want to make funky town but with half sword
i did'
show me
i saw the blue funky town pic
they should add a sandbox mode like people playground when it releases
so it will be worth the 10 dollars
also uhh when does half sword release
Where ea
the us
🌍 Europe
doesnt it release on christmas
at this rate thats probably what itll be ngl
get halfsword enhancer, it lets you spawn willies, any weapon or armor, n plenty of modifiers
what is that
issa mod
fr
when halfsword
Have mercy good sire
around christmas
they should add the weapon customization to the demo again
okay alien
moo 00
sorry i dont speak mars
mf what
now i want to make a conlang spoken by mars aliens
you do youbrochaco
why are ypu playing as a ballistics gel dummy
An announcement someday ? it's been a month since the ending of steam next fest and We haven't even some any news whatever it may be as december approaches
They did say 2025 so we have a month and a few days to go.
unless they delay it
But since a game doesn't come out immediately after an announcement, the longer they delay the announcement, the more the game will be delayed.
That's the annoying part.
😩
correct me if i'm wrong but didnt they announce the EA was releasing this year already?
isn't targe shield supposed to be fixed on your chest?
EA should be release this year, yes
So, it should be soon, but they've been saying "soon" for two months now.
commoner boss is actually so ez
you can just deflect his sword because npcs dont know how to feint (most of the time)
took me 3 tries without pitchfork ❤️
It's a complex system to learn at first, that's true.
exanima on drugs
@vital perch
Was going through my last round of screenshots and thought of u
but who aspires to be more realistic and is on the right track
i sent bros soul to somewhere
aurafarming at it's finest 
also how does something like this happen
and who actually works on their game
🙏😭
ITS BEEN 10 YEARS MAN
thats a cool ass dagger
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superhot
modded halfsword is like a fever dream 💔
how do you even mod it to that point
got no clue
i dont mess with custom maps
only thing i have is ovrdth and halfsword enhancer
i wanna dabble in custom maps ...
same
lowk who even enjoys using warhammers
they're beta as hell and dont have the oomf of a mace
agreed
mace go bonk
i hope they add a mace weapon but the model is a sledgehammer
i like hammer weapons but not how its held
why did bro cast a spell on me
i hate spear weapons
FUS RO DAH
pretty sure shouts are banned
shouts?
🤔
I mean maybe the EA included it.
lowk i love using the force spells in exanima
stupid as hell because you just tumble them over and downslam
i think he took that slap personally
Dude why do I go to the abyss after beating it once if I die as commoner
Do you always go there if you die after peasant
well yeah
if you reach any tier above beggar, you have a chance to recover the gauntlet attempt via abyss
consider it the game giving you a 2nd chance if it deems you worthy of it
I know, but I only had to beat the beggar boss once in peasant, after that, no matter how many times I died in peasant, i stayed thee
did you click on Commoner's icon when ranking up?
Yes, I had the longsword, I was in commoner
you can die as many times as you want in the gauntlet , if you beat the abyss everytime
I beat the peasant boss when I died first time in common, but when I died second time, it sent me there again. It wasn't like this in peasant
Do you always have to abyss after you die?
hello
hey
how many times can you slice a body
sup
infinetely
from what ive seen the legs are sliceable the legs are sliceable and the body is sliceable
but only once
cough cough mace
you cant keep cutting the severed limbs
Which tier is that unlocked? Like commoner or militia or smth
my mace was custom made, though you can get similiar one-handed ones in knight tier
very effective against armor
if you could cut body parts infinite times your pc would blow up
you can , thing is your pc can't handle inf
neither can mine 😔
Are those mods? really want to use it as a commoner
i wonder if theyll add limbs gibbing or disappearing instead of just slicing
i dont have a pc
ill get one in feb 26
2 mods:
Half sword enchancer for making the loadout ,
Ovrdth's selector for loading the loadout,
you can find both pinned in #modders-guild-hall


Thank youuuu
Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
You have to make them
You press a button and it works
thanks
the announcement channel has been awfully quiet
and the release time has been closing in
Are we expecting a release in the next couple of weeks?
yes
we also got another m00 video and the title is "soon"
hopefully soon means like 2 weeks
yea
wow
why do i LOSE when kicking another willy out of the arena?
when are they going to release the sequel: Full Sword
holy shit the head popped off like a cork
if you wish upon a willie
let me guess, kanye was up to this?
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HALF SWORD EA TOMORROW!!!
And how do u know
he is the big man upstairs at halfsword inc
level 2 paper boy
Lets goop
why are the waraxes so predictable
ask the willie
When ea
right now
Tommorow
you're the only person whos ever asked that actually
I know
Im so original

cant believe someone asked when half sword will be sold to EA...
soon
half sword ea immediately
That was funny
I had him trapped in the halfsword, I could have won but
That would have been too easy, I retracted
And I think that mf got embarasseed and surrendered HAHAHA
currently in a desperate abyss last stand to save this veteran run lmao
hey hey hey
This would've happened If I decided to go on
I did it
more like... half sword media... hehe
bro did it
was a close one, first enemy was a large candlestick with only a lantern, and as soon as I got said stick it was a 2v1 with falchon+shield and pitchfork
then I ended up in constant 3v1s with enemies that were better armed than I was until I finally got to the boss
do you guys know where does goliath play?
i feel like i heard it somewhere else but its incredibly rare
it does play in the game, I don't hear it often tho
it just kinda plays sometimes
yea exactly
this is such an epic theme though
i wish it played during boss fights
this fight was a bit messier than I like, the opponent really wanted to grapple, but that final punch was satisfying imo
kind of fitting imo
el monte is such a banger
always lovely to get met by this peak song
wil be there multiplayer mode in game??
not at release
maybe after
we'll get a really polished singleplayer campaign at release
ch
then there will be further plans for multiplayer
this shit had me heated in the moment
LOL
@whole marsh #halfsword-chat-⚔ message
will halfsword include fighting
will half sword include sword shaped sticks
or stick shaped swords I'd take either
pls dont make me play osu to do a simple remise
Mf tought for FOUR DAYS
Messed hap*
Nono its right
Lol, I just didn't remember then and I decided to laugh at grachocho again today
why does willie have a dbd red stain
I aim to incorporare grachocho in my vocab
Same
It should be also Radioburgundian vocab
New word guys!!
How can i get the play test version?
im in the uk and it doent show up
We only currently have Half Sword Demo on Steam.
Playtest was the name of the build preceding the Demo
ahhhh
yes
It is speculated
i cant finish the final challenge without having a fatal error
this needs to be fixed bro
lower yer graphics or blood
It will
It will be fixed when the optimized updates roll in
even doing both is better for not too many fatal crashes
good
I already have to use low graphics with my lame azz laptop
but like its been ages already
same cuh
ts laptop is old af
Max resolution makes low graphics bearable tho
Lower resolution starts to blur lines even more making it look like I'm totally blind
Mine is relatively new but it's barely serviceable for gaming despite being a gaming laptop
damn alr
That's also why I love how less intensive Beta minecraft is because it's not sounding like a jet tryna run current mc
I had a monitor but it was so bad, for the reason its storage is SO damn low I had to switch it for an older laptop
and that older laptop had significantly more space
Rip
Im not a huge computer dude but my friends told me my laptop's biggest issue is the low ram
So I'm supposed to check inside if I can "expand" it or something
He exposed himself
how to install the mod into my game? is there any tutorial?
yes you see a tutorial if you scroll all the way down
You also havent paid anything to play 
fair but ive had this issue since like a year ago and i thought this would've been resolved by now
Time is money though
LOOOOL
OWNED
Dang you're quite the artist
Never seen someone do a Half Sword comic like this
Same trick for the three
AI
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what happened to the guy who crushed his balls
He crushed his balls and then posted a picture in the hospital saying hes okay
CAN WE PLAy with friend
guys how do i defeat this golden knight dude
@restive barn can you make this pls
thought AI slopshit wasn’t allowed in chat
Probably not, but it is this releasing this year so who knows?
Does anyone here eat dates
Hit em till he falls over
chat
how the fuck do i stop enemies from body slamming me
mfs be playing american football
S key
Cant do it when i lock weapons
I literally just get an instant concussion while they get nothing
Hold a higher guard or use longer wepons 
Oh i do use polearms, im just doing the ultimate challenge
So ive got someone just running straight into me from another direction
Higher guard wont help since they physically smash their body into me, ignoring blocks
side step them and/or move back
or just counter-attack their recklessness
That’s where they are. Just in your halfsword files
Will it be released for consoles too? I'll definitely buy it if it comes out on consoles hehe 
I got it on pc but I want it on console
Yes after pc full release
Nah epic
W
Epic too
halfsword tomorrow? or we should crush our balls?
Ok, thanks
my 7th demployment
what is this
half sword
i know that but like why does is look like that
Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
Def gonna have to crush our balls
i turn around for 1 second bro.
Omg
THIS IS THE SECOD GUY THAT MADE A MAP IN HALF SWORD HOW?
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UNIVERSAL? SHOW ME
where is mp
If it doesn't then we'll start to look like Half-Life 3 truthers
guys im stuck on the gauntlet and i want to reset my game so i go back to the start, is there any way to do that?
just got off the phone with John “Willy” Halfsword.
says the update is in 1 hour and 41 minute
🧢
What update
Is there actually an update coming soon kuzni been lowkey waiting weeks
EA is releasing in the upcoming week or december depends
i think theyu are gonna release it during the steam thing on christmas
No way
what could you have POSSIBLY done for this
Where did u even find this out
oh it doesnt say it
anyway the devs said its during 3 months before 2026
so its bound to be in a month at most
its gonna be in december most likely
no its defo coming in december
theres some sort of event thing i forgot what its called
winter fest i think
i mean if its not december then its delayed
i searched it
steam fest 18 december-5 january
i guess we should expect ea on those dates
means its coming december unless its somehow delayed
mhm
those bone breaking were agressive XD... I BROKE 3 BONES IN ONE SINGLE ATTACK
Id increase the saturation a bit more tbh I can barely see the colors
@buoyant ravine how you get the level 3 role
Chatting
Damn
Yall can we start a riot and get sum ea out of them
Gotta throw it back harder than Turkey mod can.
pardon
We agree that the images they're showing of the game are additional content and not an improvement to the beta. I find the beta system far too good to disappear, and I'm afraid I won't be able to finish the demo before the game's release.
Did they consider making a multiplayer ranked mode ?
If enough of us form a coalition, we can get @lean niche to send us the files
OMG, No one has thought of that!!! jk
Multiplayer is very requested, but currently not on the road map for Early Access.
ok
don't be coy. make it clap proudly
bro 😭
best offer is local multiplayer vkia steam remot play aund the parssec
ok i'll stop lol
WARNING VERY LOUD! "For the love of- Fucking dies"
I applaud you
I joe you
This is the og video its not loud
OMAN
rule joe; dont be mean to joe
will u be able to change keybinds when the games releases or in early accses?
No idea. Hopefully
Adding keybinds would be very thoughtful for the deaf
The gulf of
LMAO\
wtf
you're seeing the trailer for Half Sword: The Movie
Live action film starring Tom Hanks
This gif bothers me. When it gets flipped the white lines on the edges should be on the opposite side. Also what is it supposed to be? Like a dvd case?
tape cassette
Then it should still be opposite when it’s flipped damnit
OHHHHH, Tom Hanks is Willie in this amazing movie coming in dec 2025!
they cheapened out on the packagers
Starring TOM HANKS as Willie
CHEVY CHASE as Willie #2
And Dwayne the rock Johnson as himself
JOHN CENA as The Baron
nah Kevin heart
kevin hart dies in the beginning or something due to early contract issues with the studio
NO dude, Dwayne Johnson and The Rock are two different person
are there any different maps
anyone have any tricks for keeping your eyes on the enemy in first person?
different settings in the future ea yeah
i mean rn
nothing other than the arena, abyss, and the modded stuff
LONG TUCK HIS AZZ
sorry for many questions but where can i get the modded maps?
#modders-guild-hall should help
thanks
also dont apologize
It's good to stay curious and ask questions
I have a question.
DENIED

@wind charm how do I get my streams put into the creators section of the dc
uh yeah
Get connected with the mods, get networking!
i needed to kill chat to progress with the game
This is correct as fuck
@wind charm is there a specific mod I shoukd try to talk to?
@wind charm i been pushing halfsword content for months now
pack 4 is out
did u know
PLEASE DOWNLOAD
Beating Willie with my shields
Early access is releasing in
I need to make more edits, I need to play the game more in general
Also peak first person
?
the people yearn for the half ea
Q4 this year
20$ to 30$
aka right this instant
pffft I wish, it's possible we'll have to wait a whole month before we see EA release.
Why can’t they just announce the delay already? No release date this late? Unless they’re gonna shadow drop preferably on gamepass
shadow drop is possible
And then they can call it hollow half silksword
but ye i was expecting some kind of announcement by now
It's not delayed unless it doesn't release this year.
But usually release dates come out earlier than this.
So I’m extrapolating that it’s still in dev
My brothers in christ. Debating the release date with each other is futile. Be like me and just send a message into the ether of "when half sword"
thats why update will always be tomorrow.
tomorrow, it will be tomorrow until it actually updates.
Ofc it's still being developed but that doesn't mean it's delayed, we'll know it's been delayed if it doesn't release this year.
Late stage Half Sword fan insanity
agree
people got their hands on ue5 unlocker and decided to do straight bs
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Mcwonder already said an announcement is coming in the next few weeks
Unfortunately I am expecting a delay announcement. I hope they prove me wrong.
abusing slow motion to matrix dodge shit.
now try real time
no.
Why did he say "Crunch" XD?
Wait
Just realized im level 3
Which means I can share clips
how do you guys optimize your clips? Or does everyone have nitro
I have nitro but I also use steam record or whatever it's called and those are pretty small, plus this discord has uploads up to 250mb without nitro due to all of the boosters.
gave them the Fizzlepop special.
When will it release
Release date??
U sure?
I hope there's a delay
I would win the bet then
And you would owe me some furs and blankets or whatever you said
Well actually wait
Terms of bet weren’t delay or no delay, rather no delay and no reaction, or delay and reaction correct?
It's a win win
Wait
I thought we only betted if itvwas nov or dec
Shit
I forgot wat i bet for tbh LOL
yeah me too
I think we bet if the game released whether there would be a reaction or not
That or if the game was going to be delayed
one of the two
how do u know its gonna release tmr
Bro
You corrected one of 3 typos 😭

LOOOL
I love being a tuck bearer
me waiting for half sword
HOW DID A LEVEL 2 POST A GIF
Bro got hospitalized over waiting for EA
this is blasphemy
Perms come in 2..
Dude I stg i didn’t get perms until 3
Maybe server update
You missed dumbass XD
AI slop trash
im very aware of that
Something is not right...
again, thought we weren’t allowed to post AI slopshit
see it enough literally everywhere else. don’t need it in my halfsword
any news abt the EA date coming out?
late 2025
Not sure about a specific date, but I've been told it's releasing in December.
might be the case
Worst case scenario, it may get pushed to Q1 2026.
during the livestream with robin swords, someone (m00 i think) asked how soon is the game gonna release "like soon with three dots" and the community manager said "soon with twelve dots"
Dont piss off Superman I guess?
truly begging you to stop
..
you could make the same thing using stickmen and it’d have more value
Welp that sucks
lmaooo only ever pulled that off once
Second time ive hurt/killed myself by throwing my own sword
It might fr be though since one of the admins said there will be an announcement in the coming weeks, my hopium high has no limits.
did ts in paint
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day
brain damag
Well doctor whats the diagnoses
Diagnosis? You’re dead! Wait no that comes after, I dunno
I walked away from it so im not dead
Yse
Anyway, I don’t know if there’s any more to the game than ‘hit them in the head until they die’
Is there anything I can learn about it?
When do you guys think it will come out and how much do you think it will cost
2078 and $5,260
Thank you
better than literally anything produced by AI. love it
More like worst case scenario, the half sword team dies when an asteroid hits Earth
ty :)
i find some random images
or i do it myself
I agre e with both of ur statements
I think the main thing swaying me away from normalizing Generative AI works like wveryone else seems to do here is that I class it as degenerative as brainrot (like all the words automodded in this server)
Yeah that happens when u fight with knives
It usually enters the opponent
It's cheap, it lowers overall quality of space where it appears
I understand that they plan for a q4 release but when do you guys think that will be
soon
devs have given no clues outside of that. so between today and dec 31st is all we know unfort
Idk where you got that idea from or why ai would not be allowed posted?
Had this happen when a Willie stabbed me in the face with a longsword, and 5 seconds later my brain went "oh yeah, I shouldn't exist" and proceeded to die instantly afterwards.
I did see on there insta they had #soon
thought someone had said it the other day
I thought the same because most of the servers I'm in ban it lol
FAKE NEWS
It can look good sometimes, but generally still cheap, and should be left for places with lower standards
Ngl Thats a really stupid rule
i stabbed myself while walking omg
There was already something done to serve lower standards
I don't understand this sentence
Whoever said that was definitely misinformed. If it was a moderator, well then Youre wrong or somethjng because we are perfect
I mean we already doing lower quality stuff without AI and it works fine
Like YouTube poop
Or troll comics
When I think of AI, I immediately think about Kwebblekop. I then break out the whiskey, because I do not want to think about Kwebblekop.
this is what i was thinking of
Holy misinformation
huge L :/
I really wish people would stop tryna flaunt rules without knowing the rules
who summoned me
The court
is he fucked?
Tends to happen sometimes when you stab someone with a sharp object, it goes a little owie
i misunderstoood the rules then
I misunderstand too
i picked the lid
while i was ontop of it
regardless of the rules, wish people would take the AI slopshit to the general chat
Thats a good point
That's more than fair.
the last one posted literally had nothing to do with Halfsword
I thought of being a substitution for AI works
Tell me prompts and I'll sketch it without even trying, but at least it's something
that’d be infinitely better/funnier
LOOOL
Ah i see where you got mixed up.
No worries
My first generated answer:
I've been guilty of posting medieval stuff that isn't exclusively Half Sword here, but at least it's kinda related
aye man that’s still better than AI superman
thanks 
Byeah
There were a few incidents in #references♥_1450-1470 where AI knights were posted alongside real questions
That kinda sucked
i like how the guy on the left is hardcore curling his feet. beautiful stylistic choice
Thanks
this game needs to hurry up and release
That's me trying to point out "pointy shoe" without drawing out the point
But then I eventually drew the points finely
Cuz the curls were so funny
hey man devs saw your message and are releasing it rn just cuz you said something
I keep forgetting the name of those shoes
good good
I literally just looked at the name earlier cuz I was looking to buy some
is fog the only map actually?
No
No
Right now it's abyss and arena
Abyss is the fog one
where is arena, i am fuckin blind haha
"Poulaines" or "Crakows." That's what they are called.
but the game has potencial
Lowk halfsword is so underatted
It used to be that the demo only has abyss, maybe redownloading it would work?
safe
yeah i saw those two
i wondered how they differed
Poulaines, also known by other names, were a style of unisex footwear with extremely long toes that were fashionable in Europe at various times in the Middle Ages. The poulaine proper was a shoe or boot of soft material whose elongated toe (also known as a poulaine or pike) frequently required filling to maintain its shape. The chief vogue for p...
I wanna replace my sneakers with poulaines
"Greetings Wendy's order taker"
"Hark, fair chef."
play demo in the left menu thing
There's two gamemodes btw
ah
so fighting in gauntlet mode makes you progress up the ranks
free mode is like minecraft creative mode
w1Ld
not in the buuilding sense
i am look'in
just the freedom
Finishing the gauntlet allows you to play as the Baron in Free Mode.
AJAJAHA
I second this, I flew around in free mode once, except I broke my neck on the second floor of the arena
LOL
I DIED BRO WTF
Objective: Win without crashing
bruh
Difficulty: Hardcore
I wish we had updates to play with
i dont
i think we have too much on our hands
i wish demo was more realistic
bro uced the force field
it literally tells you "HOLD G TO GIVE UP"
bro its DEMO I SWEAR TO GOD
READ MY IDEA FIRST
theyll add that in the full release
DAMN
or so Ive heard
i want to die irl when i die i’m game
How much is the brainchip
I'm going to send a Zip Bomb to your Neuralink
$20-$2000 idk exactly
GET THAT BABY OUT OF MY FACE
Waiter! My lobster is too buttery and steak too juicy
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
Free but it replaces you with jonny silverhand
WAITER KEEP WAITING
i wish demo was more realistic
i wish demo crashed more often
this is a genuine concern though. I noted NO BUTTER because I'm intolerant, and steak WELL DONE
I wish demo was removed entirely
worth it plug that shit in choom
i wish we got unoptimized blood back
CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
You are the worst type of person
"if youre homeless... just buy a house 🙄 "
-random ahh girl that has a mice brain
You are an actual monster for that
Yes but at least I eat my steak rare
We're sieging Moai's kingdom
then bet
i wish demo came with a mandatory crypto miner
can’t tell if yall are gonna fight or kiss
Well done steak is the meal of a psychopath
i was just joking, i prefer mine medium rare on the rarer side
hoping both
if your blind just see
it already does thats why it runs so poorly
probably
I want mine BLEEDING
bruh
WELL ACTUALLY IT DEPENDS ON THE MARBLING FOR ME
don’t even kill it
If it's on the less marbled side, then I want it rarer
what about blue steak
how’s the lifetime diarrhea been
HE'S BUILT FOR IT
Is that like Blue waffles?
truly must be
holy shit i just hit a clip but i got a stutter at the best part
Ive only had it once technically because every other time ive tried it, they messed it up. It ain’t easy cooking blue
more like this
just made it to the ultimate challenge for the first time
made it all the way to the baron
and fatal crash
sobbing
i typically like my steak between blue and medium-rare
disable blood and gore
idk if there's a name for it
thank you
Sir Moai can I come to your Thanksgiving party
true
I can bring the hot cheetos
Hot cheetos are mid 💔
at least it's a good topping
Bring the puffy ones
No thanksgiving this year 🙁
ok now it loaded
bullying pitchforks
oh okay
I am not thankful for anything
we can host one in this server tho i assume
the goddamn stutter just sold the clip 😭
i feel like those last 2 sentences are contradictory 😭
what even is that fov
I'm confused, did you hit his dagger hand into his throat?
i mean i describe cheeto puffs as clouds so i thought cotton candy would be fine
it really didn’t stutter that bad! solid clip n the bo staff is fun
i cant even tell myself
max fov
i think i parried his sword into his neck
cotton candy makes sense but the ‘hard to chew confused me ‘
yeah i parried the sword and it went into his neck
just looked like a hard neck hit
I watched it again, ts is so fucking tuff
but i also can’t tell
you hit him in the neck it went up to his face and u broke his nose
no you just hit him in the throat
sick either way
basically i prefer crunch all the time when it comes to chips
hey buddy thats what I just said
anything softer is no bueno
smh
HOW does that work
does the bo staff have a secret 1mm of a blade
Crushed his windpipe
i mean if i crack you with a 2x4 you’ll probs bleed
I don’t think ive ever had chips that were soft
what
why wouldnt it work
i wish halfsword was that realistic
they were asking how they made someone bleed with a blunt weapon. i gave an example
I've done it with the wrong end of a mace before
Woah woah woah buster let’s get one thing straight. Those are NOT chips
the wording
i am a poet, yes thank you
true
i just categorize it as that cuz it's in the aisle
perchance 😳 perchance i didn’t even
evil buckler kills its own owner by helping the enemy hit their forehead
oh hes still alive
Thats very funny because that’s what they say on their website.
“A snack so unique it won’t fit under any other category.(but yes you can find them in the chip aisle)”
Sir Joe of Joester
This looks like something out of an MC Escher painting
That kick was so unecessary 😭
you just never know..
can anyone plz help me? when i use ovrdth selector and try to delete a loadout it goes "access denied blah blah blah win error 5 twin"
bo staffs are unironically so op in halfsword
you dont even need to play passive you can just go in blazing and hold m2
Add lightsabers to the game
since it basically hits the enemys head no matter what you do
I think there's a mod for that
I think it might be in the same mod as the Guts Sword
sadly isnt
Hey this is medieval nerds not sci-fi nerds
Yea but like maybe a separate game for lightsabers
Im sure there'll be mods
Where to download
Nexus
there is a lightsabers in one of the mod packs but it’s colored swords
not actual lasers
still fun swords tho
That may be what I was thinking of
had super high cut damage too
looks like the end of Dirty Dancing
Centrifuge of death
solid hip toss
whens the next update or time frame of it or something feel like the devs been quiet for a while now
no update but they are releasing ea in december
December
what is ea?
@tender quest
guys will I get smth in game after beating fully progression mode?
you will get baron in free mode
without beating the gauntlet mode you cant be baron in free mode (unless you use ovrdth)
are you able to break shields in half sword?
is it the purple suited guy?
no
they should add that lowkey
Also why are maces so bad in this game? it makes zero sense to me
however youre able to throw them away from the enemy or something
like you hit the guy and the shield just flies off
i think theyre good against full armor knights
it is
yeah but even then it just doesnt feel realistic. A giant ball of iron wouldnt exactly barely dent armor

