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supple root
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try it yourself

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beside the fact that it SOUNDS like chatgpt

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sure

vital perch
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😂

supple root
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the constant --

place -- where x happens

not the kind that y -- the kind that x...

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is very chatgpt

quaint ingot
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so a story?

supple root
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listen im not sayign half sword is bad if they're using chatgpt. im saying cahtgpt is fucking cringe to use for your lore.
I'll still buy the game cuz the game is fun

mental kelp
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I also constantly use em dashes

vital perch
hasty bloom
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disappointing if true but i'll def still buy. unless there's generated images then i'm big out

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but doesn't seem like their style hopefully

split pulsar
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HUZZZAAAAH

vital perch
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so hopefully they don't

hasty bloom
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W

supple root
quaint ingot
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as long as they don’t take the cod route I won’t care

supple root
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i was jujst reading it and thought it sounded weird so i thought i'd run it through onne of those detectors

vital perch
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you mean pvz replanted route

supple root
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i realize they arent super accurate all of the time. i've talked to chatgpt for a long time and it just struck me that some of teh sentence structure sounded like chatgpt.

supple root
quaint ingot
hasty bloom
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yeaaa it's really cringe

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and looks like dogshit

vital perch
untold marten
supple root
hasty bloom
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pretty sure every emblem and prestige is AI slop

vital perch
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why triple A companies try to shove AI in instead of hiring artists 😭

hexed pasture
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guys who is john halfsword and how do i get those files man😭

vital perch
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probably to save money

quaint ingot
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Yeah one of the recent bundles they released got outed for using ai completely

jolly gorge
mental kelp
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Yes

hexed pasture
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hs enhancer but modded, its a trainer, he added code and made himself a living god

jolly gorge
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ai detectors aren't reliable

hexed pasture
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and i really wish he put that modded hs enhancer into a file form so i can use it

jolly gorge
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it may sound like AI but AI learns from good writers like me

quaint ingot
supple root
vital perch
hexed pasture
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its like rampage trainer for rdr2, it is cool on its own but you can add more

supple root
vital perch
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in conclusion:
fuck AI images

all my homies hate AI images

supple root
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because when i put my own rwiting into ai content detectors, ti doesnt think my writing is ai slop.

hexed pasture
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ai art is terrible, its just gross

vital perch
hasty bloom
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hate how generative AI is being pushed in every field to kill the human experience

hexed pasture
quaint ingot
vital perch
supple root
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nevermind it thinks my writing is Ai too and i did not use ai lmao

supple root
vital perch
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ai detectors suck

supple root
jolly gorge
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It does kinda suck a bit

vital perch
hexed pasture
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Type a real full essay, and its gonna say "ai" cause humans are stupid

jolly gorge
maiden beacon
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What did we learn?

Ai detectors suck

Don't make random accusations

Ai wrote this [joke]

vital perch
quaint ingot
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Ark Raiders used ai just for npcs and your character which saves time instead of having a voice actor do it

jolly gorge
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mcwonderbeast's main avatar uses it, sir moai plans to use a generated ai avatar

hexed pasture
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pretty much

supple root
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omg

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lmao

jolly gorge
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and there's another dude here that only submitted to ai art because "it's the future and it's not gonna change"

supple root
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it still thinks that the devlog is ai slop

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hahahahah

jolly gorge
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dude screw the detectors

supple root
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so when I put my own writing into that copylaeks one, not ai. I put the devlog in, AI

jolly gorge
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honestly

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no point

supple root
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i think its very clear they at least used AI to generate the basic idea of that devlog and then edited it themselves...

vital perch
vital perch
quaint ingot
vital perch
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and it's been only a few months after veo 3

quaint ingot
vital perch
quaint ingot
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looks horrible on purpose

supple root
supple root
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why do we need all these ai generators lol

vital perch
hexed pasture
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damn your right i wrote the most fancy i could and it said 0% AI

jolly gorge
vital perch
supple root
quaint ingot
brittle bridge
vital perch
jolly gorge
vital perch
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to the point where i would stop writing for my own

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so i decided to use coding AI only when i reslly need to

jolly gorge
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so when's half sword

shell bronze
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my writing is 100% ai because of all my em dashes and semicolons

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it's not difficult to tell ai without needing a detector

vital perch
shell bronze
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if we follow those standards

quaint ingot
hexed pasture
slow anchor
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Fuck

jolly gorge
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bro

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Jollytypo more like

quaint ingot
slow anchor
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Typing on phone is cancer

jolly gorge
quaint ingot
jolly gorge
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if you guys see me with excess typos, it's because i typed on mobile

vital perch
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so skill issue

supple root
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my keyboard is broken and it double types sometimes and that's why i have typoes lol

shell bronze
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Why, yes, of course--Half Sword is a wonderful game.
Though there is no official confirmation on a release date, many speculate that the game will be released in 2025.

hasty bloom
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i'm just dumb. we are not the same

jolly gorge
shell bronze
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mfs who can't into formal writing

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😂

slow anchor
hexed pasture
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my brother in christ there is one month left in the year

supple root
hexed pasture
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like 30 more days

maiden beacon
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"ist"

quaint ingot
jolly gorge
supple root
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

jolly gorge
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people will say anything

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
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pierre le joe

vital perch
hexed pasture
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its most likley gonna come out on christmas

jolly gorge
slow anchor
sleek gull
jolly gorge
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Fellas let me take the podium now.

vernal plover
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how do i get early access

jolly gorge
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I want us all to realize we are focusing on the wrong objective

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We keep asking why Early Access

maiden beacon
hexed pasture
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see you dont

jolly gorge
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We need to start asking the real questions

quaint ingot
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knocked out a few teeth and he’s still trying to fight

hexed pasture
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play the demo for a month its hella fun

jolly gorge
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We need to start questioning "WHY Early Access"

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Why do we even need Early Access?

vital perch
jolly gorge
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The Demo is fine as is

vital perch
maiden beacon
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HOW Early Access

jolly gorge
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This game needs no more updates

mental kelp
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You just said we keep asking why early access and then said we need to ask why early access

vernal plover
mental kelp
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This guy might be ai

hexed pasture
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to be fair the game gets dull after a bit

supple root
vital perch
jolly gorge
shell bronze
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who's ready to slime every newgen out

supple root
lapis breach
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early access early access usable disks cnfiejcendisjcidg

maiden beacon
jolly gorge
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but anyways the normalization of this stuff is what leed to me deciding to reform my server as a safe haven

jolly gorge
lapis breach
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me need early access asap

shell bronze
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if you have been in here for less than 6 months you will be destroyed in approximately 3 system hours

lapis breach
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early access

supple root
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i want early access

supple root
sleek gull
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I thin I joined in like Nov of last year.

supple root
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i just joined

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lol

jolly gorge
supple root
jolly gorge
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Who's with me, NO MORE EARLY ACCESS

jolly gorge
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Early access = bloat

lapis breach
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uhh

vital perch
hexed pasture
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the game is playable

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but

jolly gorge
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#EarlyAccessIsBloat

lapis breach
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early access is gonna be delayed

hexed pasture
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how early accses?

lapis breach
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im calling it

hexed pasture
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man...

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i wish i could get it now

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
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And why is the Accessian Earldom taking over Halfswordia?

vital perch
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it took me 4 months to get here

sleek gull
mental kelp
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Honestly

languid trail
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Frod halfsword

vital perch
jolly gorge
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fwends

sleek gull
supple root
vital perch
jolly gorge
vital perch
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painfully true

supple root
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i want early access!

vital perch
sleek gull
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42 More Days Remaining

jolly gorge
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who wants to join me in the war against the earl of access

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Duchy of Burgundy vs Earldom of Access

vital perch
jolly gorge
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It shall happen right now

mint wadi
jolly gorge
slow anchor
hasty bloom
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shed a tear

quaint ingot
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I’m not even sure what my level is

vital perch
sleek gull
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to be fair, this leveling system was implemented in April of this year.

sleek gull
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I remember the day in april logging in and not being able to post clips. I thought I got like demoted or something for spamming lol

hexed pasture
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what is the max level?

jolly gorge
sleek gull
hexed pasture
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what

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i guess im new here

sleek gull
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Honestly, I do not know what max level is.

vital perch
sleek gull
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Only need level 3 to have all access.

vital perch
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probably 99

hexed pasture
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almost there

sleek gull
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How you gonna say there isn't one, then prolly 99 within like 30s of each post.

quaint ingot
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I’m gonna raid a house now

jolly gorge
quaint ingot
supple root
jolly gorge
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i wouldnt say because i dont play that lol

vital perch
sleek gull
mint wadi
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Yall and your....skill.

pearl ferry
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a little slow on the kill but i got it

mint wadi
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See, I have no weapon and I must spin.

pearl ferry
sleek gull
quaint ingot
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the raid took 4 minutes to complete

sleek gull
hexed pasture
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the only thing i find unrealistic about halfsword and the only thing i dislike is that if an axe is in your shoulder and the wind moves it a bit you are not getting chopped in 2

hasty bloom
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idk have you stuck an axe in someone on a breezy day? ya never know

vital perch
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i'll be going to sleep

maiden beacon
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The best thing about this game is that you can press play to play

hexed pasture
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the best thing about this game is when i mod it and make all of use not able to die but able to get hurt and i skin my willie alive and tourture it as it screams until i cut its head off

hasty bloom
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sure!

mint wadi
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Wait for it....wait for it....wait for it...NOW!

hasty bloom
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i know there's .05 seconds when he was swinging and realized your sword was gonna get there first

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bro made peace

mint wadi
hasty bloom
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is it a custom?

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mint wadi
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ya

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it's from the m00 pack.

hasty bloom
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thought it looked familiar!

small glen
# sleek gull

Who do you think the top 10, 20 and 30 players are in Half sword

mint wadi
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That's such a long winded question lol

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1 is probably m00

sleek gull
mint wadi
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2 is probably Clueless

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3...I don't know any other players that make me go "hey those guys are ridiculously good"

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Maybe Militus.

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They all have their specialties though.

sleek gull
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I can say that from people who do post clips here. I am the premier Sheath player lol..

mint wadi
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m00 is the god of polehammers. Clueless is the armorless longsword saint. Militus is the heavy armored slow hitting paladin archetype.

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You're a weaboo yes

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The Weaboo is your class.

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200% damage when swinging from the sheath.

placid coyote
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what if willie was a weaboo

sleek gull
mint wadi
shrewd radish
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How can i throw NPC's

small glen
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I am forgetting somr

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Ofc that isn't the actual 10

hexed pasture
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I need john halfswords modded hs enhancer NOW

mint wadi
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aww why thank you but I really do just clip farm with a slowmo mod over and over until I get something cool.

hexed pasture
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i want it so bad...

mint wadi
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Unless there's another john halfsword.

small glen
sleek gull
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There are so many john halfswords

hexed pasture
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im talking about

small glen
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I am like top 150 lol, I don't think i am very good but I am not bad

small glen
hasty bloom
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^^ feel like i’m top 200 fs

versed latch
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You guys should make a sequel to half sword and call it Full Sword

mint wadi
modest pulsar
hasty bloom
mint wadi
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No it's going to be called Fools Guard

versed latch
modest pulsar
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Oh that emoji is hot

hexed pasture
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when do we think half sword is coming out?

maiden beacon
hexed pasture
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i think either early december or christmas day

atomic stump
hexed pasture
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nah its gonna come out soon

vital perch
maiden beacon
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Also I never questioned it but why are the bosses like 7ft tall? Like where are they getting these tall freaks

Recruiter: Ok so your gonna be able to handle a weapon and that should be it!

Normal dude: Oh yea I can handle a weapon, so I should be a perfect fit

Recruiter: Oh wait nvm you gotta be 7ft

7ft dude: Must be my lucky day!

hexed pasture
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john halfsword scares me man

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he killed a man using telekenisis

maiden beacon
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Well I think the devs have said the date would be something important. So it may be dec 25 or whenever the 3 wise kings post came out.

pearl ferry
tropic heron
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Also, because of their height, it's harder to hit their head

maiden beacon
tropic heron
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got damn, a demo has kept me engaged for 70 hours

humble iris
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69...

maiden beacon
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220 hours

atomic stump
hexed pasture
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66

sand herald
maiden beacon
hexed pasture
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damn

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ive unlocked that too lemme clip it rq

sand herald
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i’ll demonstrate before i gotta head out

hexed pasture
tropic heron
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What the hell

hexed pasture
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sent this man to the void

atomic stump
hexed pasture
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magic

sand herald
uncut atlas
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honestly i find that when using a sword like the iberian montante it's better utilized aiming for center mass, then the shoulders/neck, and then going for the head

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or you could honestly go for legs, centermass, and then shoulders

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in game ofc

tropic heron
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Thoughts on the pitchfork?

uncut atlas
maiden beacon
tropic heron
humble iris
maiden beacon
# tropic heron why?

Well I don't hate it, I just get a little frustrated when I have to go against it.

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So not hate

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I change my mind

tropic heron
uncut atlas
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hmm

humble iris
hexed pasture
uncut atlas
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this dumb facking idiot tried to stab me while my sword was pointed directly at his left arm

maiden beacon
humble iris
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fair

sand herald
hexed pasture
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half sword trainer? tf is that?

sand herald
maiden beacon
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And the usual things you have against it put you at a disadvantage. Like I think the only times I come across it is the abyss [where I run away to despawn it] and the farmer and baron tier in the gauntlet.

hexed pasture
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sick

sand herald
uncut atlas
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ngl if you stop fighting when your willie is holding ur neck you just aint next level

hexed pasture
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nexus or thunderstore?

sand herald
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Nexus

humble iris
uncut atlas
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i've killed 5 guys just swinging my body around

hexed pasture
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bet

sand herald
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Although people prefer to use HS Enhancer than Half Sword Trainer

wind charm
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@supple ember @lunar sapphire chicken tenders are fucking insane rn \

tough hollow
hexed pasture
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half sword trainer is hella easy to figure out tho

sand herald
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it's my modified version of it

atomic stump
tough hollow
uncut atlas
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honestly i think someone should make a map that shows critical injury spots and fatal places

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that'd be cool

maiden beacon
tough hollow
uncut atlas
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i've done that too much

humble iris
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not a single swing from him, these guys STINK!

wind charm
maiden beacon
hexed pasture
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ima take a bite out of it and find out

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it was not cake

humble iris
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parrying dagger i summon thee!

supple ember
uncut atlas
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i wish you could rotate your sword vertically a bit more idk

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let me kick my 5.5 foot sword up from the ground

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(Figueiredo's rules)

round stone
humble iris
supple root
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do we have any official word from the devs

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when release

uncut atlas
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the passive parry is getting a bit aggressive

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i tried to move my sword and it just locked it in place

languid crow
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Defeating the grand champion isnt hard, its keeping your game from crashing in the fight that is hard

karmic comet
humble iris
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only blood

karmic comet
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O

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Mb

languid crow
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🙁 whats the point of even playing

humble iris
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i dont understand this question when we say to turn down the blood

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like do you want to finish the last part or not?

languid crow
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how do I do this without booting the game

round stone
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sisipuss ahh question

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or wahtever hes called

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the guy with tghe rock

slow quest
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one must imagine thenoblesavage with the blood slider all the way up

hexed pasture
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if john halfsword is still in chat, HOW did you apply the speed force to your sword bro

round stone
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Maybe bro is hurting

hexed pasture
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trust me he doesnt feel anything anymore

uncut atlas
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hes missing half of his helmet

supple root
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guys can the game come out today

ivory spruce
round stone
ivory spruce
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within

round stone
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Grandma's recipe

supple root
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really??

supple root
ivory spruce
supple root
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oh right

ivory spruce
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so its gonna release within 42 days

supple root
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i see

round stone
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Or else

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7 billions murdered

uncut atlas
supple root
supple root
round stone
supple root
round stone
hexed pasture
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click emoji and the gifs i guess

supple root
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nop

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thats what i was doing anyway

supple root
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creepy af

humble iris
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crawl

hexed pasture
round stone
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Once very 50 years, green goober breaks his vote of silence

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To say one word only

humble iris
unborn crater
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@compact spindle btw, if you are still down to learn abit about stabbing/thrusting, i am home now

humble iris
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interesting profile picture

unborn crater
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probably not but i love the concept of the abyss. if you ever want to cheat death, you have to fight the lives you took

round stone
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Performing a blood eagle on willie

hexed pasture
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alr just threatened the devs in 3 days ima cause mass carnage if it isint released

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just like the guy who crushed his balls with a rocj

round stone
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Total disrispect

main orbit
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dude just sprint forward

unborn crater
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the spawn outside your vision, you just have to walk forward and theyll eventually spawn

main orbit
ivory spruce
round stone
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Cornered

tender quest
round stone
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you missed one swing'

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🌹

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The 'Militus' theory holds up

hexed pasture
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I want you to join my cause! In 3 days if the game is not released, we need to torture innocent willies, we must cause them pain worse than hell

round stone
round stone
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im walking here or wahtever

hexed pasture
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yeah the ball crushing guy aint work i gotta do something

tender quest
round stone
shrewd sentinel
round stone
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I was trying

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But he wouldn't stop moving

shrewd sentinel
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So you had to punish him

round stone
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It worked tho, I'm sure he won't do it again

shrewd sentinel
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lol it looked like you snapped his neck

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Btw when is Halfsword fully coming out

plain token
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signal wedge
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I hate this

round stone
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his face is just fat

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why the hate towards the fat willie

main orbit
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Who up yanking they pizzle

soft osprey
signal wedge
willow rampart
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Horrible

compact spindle
stone flare
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can I strangle willie

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🙂

jolly gorge
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or is this more general

compact spindle
jolly gorge
# compact spindle I'll start with the simpler ones first, since I'm a long-range player and still ...

I propose that y'all consider directing y'alls lessons to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915 and https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184

These guilds can direct relevant lessons away from high-traffic #halfsword-chat-⚔ , the open-access lessons would benefit the greater community as opposed to the private chat.

Up to you though. Disregard if my suggestion deems problematic.

atomic stump
covert flare
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mf them guilds are dead dead

atomic stump
jolly gorge
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I wanna learn thrusting too

covert flare
covert flare
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i mean sure its a bummer but thats kind of part of it

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always has been

jolly gorge
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What

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I'm not bummed lmao

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I'm just saying I have interest in consuming the dissemination bruh

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I get it's not the end of the world

atomic stump
covert flare
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i never said it wasWhyMe

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but a channel specifically for tips and technique would be cool

jolly gorge
covert flare
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idk if its the right word

jolly gorge
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Bum Guild

covert flare
jolly gorge
atomic stump
thick plume
jolly gorge
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At the end we can summarize the lessons and have a record of media

covert flare
jolly gorge
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Y u keep talking about reviving

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LOL

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
plain token
jolly gorge
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If anything, the inactive guild chats make fine alternatives to that. Like backstreets.

thick plume
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i am honored

jolly gorge
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It's like taking the pickle ball game from a crowded park to an empty park rather than my home's backyard.

plain token
jolly gorge
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Am I wrong though? For trying to reach the things that I can't see?

plain token
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Art thou speaking to thyself?

jolly gorge
plain token
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He last spoke 5minutes ago

jolly gorge
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And the lesson dudes

jolly gorge
covert flare
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i am alive

plain token
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Revived

covert flare
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my pc was bugging

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had to restart after the willie atom bomb

jolly gorge
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Lol

covert flare
#

this mf game crashed my pc twice today

atomic stump
jolly gorge
# covert flare this mf game crashed my pc twice today

Let's lay down the differences though:

Hosting lessons in DMs

  • Quiet space

Hosting lessons in guilds

  • Quiet space (via blade guild and polearm guild, respectively used depending on the lesson)
  • Open-access for interested community members to benefit from
    • I'd gather and summarize the crucial points for my own group because my military ordinances focus around the tuck, a thrusting weapon.
  • Likely low probability of the threads getting hidden
  • Relatively irrelevant con: The thread info (thread title, description) can't be edited by anyone but the thread OP

It really doesn't look that bad of an idea to host the thrusting lessons in these guilds.

covert flare
#

like the "when early access"

jolly gorge
# covert flare sounds good on paper but having to explain where to where to for every newcomer ...

I think you're misunderstanding my point here, because I'm not trying to revitalize the guild.

This is literally only concerning a teacher and a student though. That's two people.

The only reason they chose DMs over #halfsword-chat-⚔ was because #halfsword-chat-⚔ had too frequent heavy traffic.

Keep in mind I'm focusing on the external benefit of keeping these lessons open-access. I emphasized external benefit because I'd plan to take the crucial lesson points and carrying over that summary to my knightly retinue.

past escarp
#

can i paste an error i got from the half sword demo?

covert flare
covert flare
past escarp
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it just says it crashed

covert flare
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thats already known

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try reducing blood

past escarp
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🙁

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no

jolly gorge
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Reduce or disable blood

covert flare
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you dont have to disable it bro please

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just lower it

jolly gorge
#

The current build is bad at handling blood

covert flare
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add more gore

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gore is fine

past escarp
#

? what 🥺

humble iris
#

"how can i stop my game from crashing pls help"
"disable blood"

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"no"

plain token
past escarp
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bro thats my favorite part about the game

jolly gorge
humble iris
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but how are you gonna PLAYYY the game

covert flare
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trust me

plain token
jolly gorge
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Not talking about your blood pressure btw

covert flare
past escarp
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it was at the max but i was playing for about an hour earlier and it never crashed it did have some weird graphics glitch and restarted and was fine after

jolly gorge
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okay

humble iris
#

did you crash in ultimate challenge

jolly gorge
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i think we're certain about the culprit now

bold jacinth
jolly gorge
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Bro needs the blood for witch spells

past escarp
jolly gorge
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The quest giver needed gallons of blood

covert flare
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uc doesnt remove the dead bodies

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that also does something

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they get dragged down to hell

humble iris
#

yes

jolly gorge
covert flare
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and also the fact that too much blood and too many enemies overloads the cpu

humble iris
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which is why you needa turn off your blood!!

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or you literally cannot finish it!!

jolly gorge
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Put your blood back on outside of the Ultimate Challenge

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Assuming you want to complete the challenge

plain token
jolly gorge
#

This is for you SkaarIsOmen

past escarp
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yeah i want to try finishing it, its just hard. i got to militia agian

past escarp
#

armored guys suck when i have none

covert flare
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use swords for unarmoreds, blunts or polearms for armoreds

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or just polearm all the way

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specially that stick with spikes

past escarp
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yeah im trying it with stick with spikes now lmao

jolly gorge
#

plancon

covert flare
soft osprey
covert flare
jolly gorge
#

The plançon à picot, or simply plançon (also spelled planson), was a medieval infantry weapon designed for smashing and thrusting. It consisted of a stout iron-shod baseball-bat-like shaft (1–1.5 m (3 ft 3 in – 4 ft 11 in) in length) with a steel spike attached on top. It was cheap and easy to make plus it was extremely efficient against ...

covert flare
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good old plançon

humble iris
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i hate the plancon

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fuck all plancon users 😡

jolly gorge
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I don't like using the plancon

covert flare
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nice when you have it but hell when agaisnt it

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its too braindead

jolly gorge
covert flare
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i prefer the bardiche

jolly gorge
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I prefer sword and buckler

humble iris
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the bardiche is one of the best weapons

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in the game

plain token
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I prefer the stool

jolly gorge
#

and most preferrably a blunt, thin, stiff sword reminiscent of an estoc

covert flare
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cut my pulse, gonna die

jolly gorge
covert flare
hasty bloom
jolly gorge
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@covert flare I need to pay your knightly wage soon btw

covert flare
covert flare
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musta hurt like a mf

jolly gorge
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Thanks for your service

covert flare
#

FOUR SILVER COINS

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im going to riot

jolly gorge
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please spare me

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it may not seem like much but I'll pay frequently

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We're not a well-off radio station with large donors

covert flare
jolly gorge
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I'm doing my best

plain token
#

Agaagghh

jolly gorge
#

but if you're unhappy with the wage then I don't want to keep you hostage

shell bronze
#

omw home in the drop top so i can keep posting half sword and threatening to ban people for a living

covert flare
jolly gorge
wheat leaf
covert flare
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cant read

wheat leaf
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You got a Honda fart type L or sumn

shell bronze
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don't play wit me son

wheat leaf
humble iris
shell bronze
#

or cars rather

mental kelp
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No posting illegal activities in half cord

wheat leaf
shell bronze
#

i could be larping

shell bronze
wheat leaf
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Too modern for me to know the model, I got a bmw E36

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318is 😭

shell bronze
#

the first mass produced turbocharged bmw motor

jolly gorge
# covert flare what DID you describe

Mandatory minimum: the blackened integral-visored sallet, buckler, arming sword (not a very long one)

The tuck & buckler do not waive your primary arms, as they are solely sidearms. So don't feel that you need to only use tuck & buckler; they are only to be worn on the belt.

shell bronze
#

full bolt-ons, custom-tuned on e85, built and balanced 17T turbos

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600whp

covert flare
#

so you are saying THIS is shoddy work

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i can kill all peasants if you want

wheat leaf
covert flare
#

just add 6 coins to my pay

shell bronze
wheat leaf
#

WHEN WERE YOU A CAR GUY

jolly gorge
shell bronze
#

i'm more tapped in than easter is and that man is a mechanic for a living

shell bronze
covert flare
#

im gonna kill one of yours to prove a point

jolly gorge
wheat leaf
#

Rlly let myself think I had the coolest bmw here 😞

shell bronze
jolly gorge
wheat leaf
#

So what it’s 2 inches to the right

halcyon quest
#

for now

shell bronze
shell bronze
#

me when all i do is change my water pump and hpfp every 60k miles

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(220k mile n54 unopened stock internals)

shell bronze
jolly gorge
# covert flare im gonna kill one of yours to prove a point

I'm so fucking sorry I can't fulfill your request. We're genuinely broke. Our station genuinely only has $0.62 in the treasury.

For your own good, I'll have to let you go because I can't meet to your insisting demands. I'll miss fighting alongside you.

covert flare
humble iris
covert flare
humble iris
#

concluida

shell bronze
#

then i played mw

humble iris
covert flare
#

more of your own will perish

jolly gorge
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i already said i'm sorry bruh.

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Wtf.

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

What the hell :/

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Please Electron.

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I'm begging you.

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

Spare us. None of us Radioburgundians want any trouble with you.

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I was trying my best to gather enough funds to even give you that paycheck.

covert flare
#

mf was so angry he cut both legs with a single cut

jolly gorge
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I'm not asking anymore from you than mercy.

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

who tf is renaming me

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

show yourself

covert flare
#

do you think this name was willingly put?

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he went offline lmao

jolly gorge
#

bruh

jolly gorge
#

LOL

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

ok

jolly gorge
#

electron what are you trying to get out of this

#

the last thing I wanted was war

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I thought you were a better person

covert flare
#

i tought you were PAYING YOUR KNIGHTS

jolly gorge
covert flare
#

i will only stop at the sum of ten silver coins

jolly gorge
#

our radio station is 100% volunteer run so pay isn't even guaranteed, but i would do my best to help out with any financial issues even if imperfect

humble iris
covert flare
covert flare
humble iris
humble iris
covert flare
covert flare
#

pero también hablo un poquito de español

humble iris
#

uhhh

#

甲骨文

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did i say it right

covert flare
#

yeah thats about right

humble iris
#

awesome

jolly gorge
humble iris
#

im fluent in Portuguese

jolly gorge
#

same

humble iris
covert flare
jolly gorge
#

tf

covert flare
#

its like buddy, or big friend

jolly gorge
#

I was straight up guessing

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LMFAO

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i didn't even know that

humble iris
#

graciaso

jolly gorge
#

Grachocho

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Grachocho amigão

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I love learning

covert flare
#

😭

jolly gorge
#

LEL

covert flare
#

thank you in portuguese isnt remotely near to gracias

#

i will only say that it starts with an o

humble iris
#

i know so much random characters in mandarin yet i cannot form any other sentence other than "你好,我是Goof“

#

wait

#

wait

supple root
#

anyone else here think arc raiders is a bad game

jolly gorge
#

Wait

maiden beacon
#

water.

humble iris
shrewd sentinel
humble iris
#

water

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

i'm joking

humble iris
shrewd sentinel
#

Not the Asian goober

humble iris
#

Ironically i am Egyptian

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And i only know a few curse words in arabic

jolly gorge
#

as a jazz musician i do be basic in my brazilian tastes, preferring samba and bossa

I think the organs are the best part though

#

and vibraphones like from Cal Tjader

shrewd sentinel
humble iris
covert flare
shrewd sentinel
covert flare
#

bossa nova is nice

covert flare
covert flare
humble iris
jolly gorge
#

wait do you know tim maia

covert flare
soft osprey
#

A non halfsword discussion? In my halfsword chat?

covert flare
jolly gorge
covert flare
#

but when i talk about music

#

this guy smh...

jolly gorge
#

OWNED

covert flare
#

and i DEFENDED YOU moai

jolly gorge
#

ELECTRON EATER DROPPED THE MIC

covert flare
#

i did no vote on the minimod vote

#

i stood BY YOU

soft osprey
soft osprey
covert flare
covert flare
jolly gorge
#

electron why don't you treat me kindly as you do to moai

covert flare
jolly gorge
#

are y'all forming a coalition

soft osprey
jolly gorge
soft osprey
#

And there’s nothing he can do about it

jolly gorge
#

until I let him go due to wage conflicts

sand herald
soft osprey
#

Now do it without mods

upbeat oasis
sand herald
sand herald
soft osprey
humble iris
jolly gorge
#

why do ultimate challenge willies act so different from gauntlet willies

#

they even have a unique scream at the end when they die

#

and they stretch like slime

covert flare
#

same as abyss i imagine, apart from the noise

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the stretching is new tho

#

abyss just skeletifies and then gets pulled down

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hexed pasture
#

uhh what

jolly gorge
#

hought the green thing by ur name meant ur new

split crescent
#

Is half sword ea out yet

jolly gorge
split crescent
#

Such is the conditions of our bet

jolly gorge
#

Oh yeah

#

LMAOOO

#

I forgot it was you

split crescent
#

It is I

#

TheKlebinator

jolly gorge
#

Klebinator

#

Player of the clavinet

split crescent
#

what is that

#

Nvm looked it up

jolly gorge
#

Medieval (i think) keyboard but the electric version is more popular

split crescent
#

Thats pretty sick honestly, wish I could play a medieval piano

rapid grail
#

does anyone know the name of that one pole weapon where is a pole and a lot of spikes going out of it? i cant find it anywhere on the internet and id like to know its name

#

i made a paint illustration dm me i guess cuz i cant send pictures here

mental kelp
#

no definitive name, there is a Wikipedia entry that calls it plançon a picot but not verified by sources. next closest option is goedendag which is a similar weapon without the spikes in it

rapid grail
#

i guess it was too good to be real ):

#

thanks

jolly gorge
#

What?

#

Wdym too good to be real

mental kelp
#

Idk what the textual source for the name plançon a picot is so it might be named somewhere, but just going off the Wikipedia entry is what most people do without any idea of it

jolly gorge
#

it's real

jolly gorge
#

Nope

light stirrup
spare escarp
#

Should I do some max player damage min npc damage runs?

#

For the lulz

sleek gull
#

Nah, Max player damage

spare escarp
#

No min npc?

sleek gull
#

Max NPC damage too

spare escarp
#

But where's the fun in that

#

I wanna feel like im punching a tank

sleek gull
#

And max gore.

spare escarp
#

Well ofc max gore

#

Blood and gore never go below 90%

sleek gull
#

No mistakes allowed, or you die

spare escarp
hexed pasture
#

just tried the itch.io version on half sword and

#

jesus

#

they should add those maps into the real game

spare escarp
hexed pasture
#

ye

#

]its not that good

#

but

#

the maps are cool

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sand herald
nimble summit
#

What does everyone think about early access so far?? What’s your favorite part? ⚔️

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tough hollow
#

type shit

lofty lily
spiral crow
#

WHY DOES THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE HAVE SO MUCH FATAL ERRORS

#

STOP

#

YEAH BUT NOT EVERY 2 FUCKING MINUTES

willow rampart
#

Only for now

#

It's a free version

#

Expect some rough patches

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white sierra
#

another day, still no halfsword.

sage sail
#

whats up with the people in photography sending pics on the lowest graphics😭

glacial slate
#

HOW do you kill this 12 ft tall dude with a sword that is half his size

#

I actually need to know

cunning yew
#

carefully

graceful oxide
#

with caution

neat crow
opaque creek