halfsword-chat-⚔

[supple ember]

But yes definitely some kind of trailer and more than likely a release date

[humble iris]

is early access development at the last stage of fine tuning and polishing or are they just looking for a good release date

[faint crater]

we're so back

[young saffron]

If half sword releases next month I'm halfswording my willie

(In halfsword)

[brave basalt]

I’m no lifing it

I hope they get rich off it and increase their budget on development

[olive bolt]

You think the full game will cost money

[young saffron]

Yes

[olive bolt]

I’m buying it idc the demo so fun

Hopefully it’s only like 30 bucks tho

[plain token]

if u get barron tier in gauntlet can you play it in free mode or do you lose it every time

[humble iris]

ye

like 20-30 dollars

based on the survey they did

[olive bolt]

You can use it in free mode

[humble iris]

i think early access is also paid ?

highly unsure about that though

[olive bolt]

I’d be fine with 30 bucks just as long as it comes with a reasonable amount of content

I really want more maps as well

[humble iris]

it'll have alot of new content

from what we've seen from the wip posts

idk about maps

[olive bolt]

Pvp would be so fun but I don’t see it being very good because of how the ragdoll is

[humble iris]

it'll def be janky but its a cool experience im willing to try

[olive bolt]

My name jus turned pink

[plain token]

pvp would have too many bugs

[olive bolt]

Same

[olive bolt]

That’s what I’m thinking

[humble iris]

i didn't watch much of the last hs event where they did local multiplayer matches but it looked pretty nice

i think armored combat would make it way less janky since there wouldnt be so much exposed flesh

[olive bolt]

Yeah I heard about there being local multiplayer but I don’t know if actually multiplayer will ever be a thing

[humble iris]

probably not

[olive bolt]

Yeah

[plain token]

ping would make swords go through armor if high enough

[humble iris]

local would be the only multiplayer i would see come to this game

[humble iris]

half sword doesnt have ping

since it doesnt require internet

[plain token]

internet does

talking bout pvp

[humble iris]

local pvp wouldn't require internet either

[olive bolt]

Well if it was multi player it would have to have ping

[humble iris]

wait

is he talking about local or like

long distance

long distance yes ping would be there

[olive bolt]

I assume longdistance

[humble iris]

i think for local there wouldnt be any since your on the same pc

[olive bolt]

Yeah local is basically just split screen right?

[humble iris]

yep

[plain token]

LAN could work too

[humble iris]

maybe

[shell bronze]

long distance would either be desync hell with jank or input lag hell

for pvp

[dull iron]

gojo

[tender quest]

would've been a cool clip if it actually knocked him out and i wasnt left with a greatsword in my torso

[shell bronze]

the price of unarmored combat is that you have to exercise absolute caution lmao

it's like no hit mode

[tender quest]

its not my style, i prefer to get up in there and bonk

[urban hornet]

how do i reset my progress

i wanna play from the bottom again

[humble iris]

beat ultimate challenge

[urban hornet]

oh

bah

[shell bronze]

the brawler

yeah if you want you can put armor where it's needed to make yourself tanky enough

i do no armor/helmet/gambeson because it makes things actually challenging

[tender quest]

i'll wait for ea for it to become challenging

hopefully

[tough yew]

large hitta

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-steve-carell-loud-noises-loud-annoyed-gif-4620550

[tough yew]

think I made the music a tad bit too loud

[tender quest]

game plan, take out the spear guy as fast as possible, then deal with the two axe guys and then finish up with the last guy

[humble iris]

combo of doom and despair

[humble iris]

game plan worked flawlessly

10/10

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/doesnt-it-always-barclay-voyager-star-trek-murphs33-gif-21670316

i've played for many hours so i've developed a kind of sixth sense for dealing with multiple willies at once

[humble iris]

how much hours do you have?

[tender quest]

many

[humble iris]

does this many have numerical values involved

[tender quest]

i had 800 on the playtest and im currently at 564 on the demo

[humble iris]

oh 😭

that is many

[tender quest]

im sure if the original build had a way to record hours that would've been a fair few aswell

[humble iris]

i dont remember how much hours i had on the playtest and i removed it from my library ages ago when it got replaced by the demo

the greatsword is quite smooth and quick with how big it is

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[opaque skiff]

strenght check

[slender hull]

i actually just shed a tear randomly after torturing a wailing willie to death

am i weird

[humble iris]

sympathy for willie will not be tolerated

[slender hull]

literally, i imagined my self in the same position irl lmao
who knew half sword could be an emotional drama

[humble iris]

rollercoaster of emotions in halfsword

@tender quest i can see why you like greatswords so much

[shell bronze]

congratulations on graduating from pink school @humble iris

[humble iris]

thank you thank you

ive moved onto red school

even though green is in my user

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[shell bronze]

you've been placed off of our newgen discrimination list

[humble iris]

yes....

[shell bronze]

thank you for your service and continued loyalty to halfcord

[humble iris]

this is an honorable placement

[wind charm]

m00 sword (exotic rare gameplay)

[slender hull]

have you ever cried over a willie?

for i have now, officially

[mental kelp]

Yes but its a light gs

U wouldnt like it

[shell bronze]

hs7 pulling up sheesh

[shell bronze]

i weep for every willie that gets chopped

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426463062118105172/4E96661.MP4?ex=68ebf980&is=68eaa800&hm=0b687696ecc238478787155bb561aa91d80c8c83a9640675bc6d4eb7f56dfd1b&

[trim relic]

whats this games planned release date?

release year*

[slender hull]

half sword, a game that festers profound ruminations on suffering. It is not mere senseless slaughter

and I have felt it

[humble iris]

early access will release at around oct-dec

we get more details of early access tmmr at the steam fest

[trim relic]

k thx

[sand herald]

it’s like seeing militus use a shield and short spear

[humble iris]

seeing the inside of willie's back was not on my bucket list

[brave basalt]

Use to feel a bit bad but these slimy fucks piss me off so much that I don’t give a shit anymore

[slender hull]

very occasionally, as I go on with my routine torturing to death of a wailing willie, I oddly shed a tear. Usually happens when they have failed to do any physical damage to me that fight

Needs to be researched further

[brave basalt]

PTSD

[humble iris]

gotta keep them guessing

[slender hull]

Possibly, PTSD induced sympathy for willie disorder

[brave basalt]

Wyd if you just walking on the streets and see some dude who looks 1:1 to Willie

[slender hull]

Fall onto my knees, start begging for forgiveness. Cry my eyes out, or decapitate him

[slender hull]

Maybe all 4

[humble iris]

falchions hurt quite a bit

[brave basalt]

What move was that

[olive bolt]

Wow Jose Aldo just retired

[mental kelp]

a zorenhaw except its not supposed to go short like that, the game just kinda did

trying to make more offline stepping work in half sword but it is a fickle thing

[plain cliff]

m8 if half sword ever has a competitive scene i'll be the reigning fist play champ

mark my words

[humble iris]

that would be me smh

[plain cliff]

second its possible we can settle this

[shell bronze]

the spin kick demons

[humble iris]

my fist is better than your fist

nananan boo boo

[plain cliff]

that is me. i am the anderson silva of half sword.

mixed with chama

watch out for my left hook

[shell bronze]

the afc guys are gonna eat you alive watch out

[plain cliff]

the who lolol

[shell bronze]

people who are practicing specifically for the day pvp is going widespread

[plain cliff]

i mean thats what im doing pretty much haha

[brave basalt]

Surprisingly weak

[brave basalt]

That’s me

[plain cliff]

i have 50 hours in this demo and prolly 45 of those are fist play

and had like 100 on the previous playtest

im ready 4 the sm0ke

[clever vault]

is early access halfsword still releasing this year

[plain cliff]

gimme a knee and jump mechanic and ill be jiri prochazka

[clever vault]

i think he might be dead

[humble iris]

yes

soon

through oct-dec

tmmr at steam fest more early access info will be given

[plain cliff]

lets goooo

[clever vault]

yay

[lusty cove]

posted up like dracula (folded in half a second btw)

[humble iris]

which means

HALFSWORD TOMORROW!!!

[clever vault]

do you guys think early access release date will go out tomorrow

[humble iris]

not sure but i think someone said its likely

[clever vault]

it could be released any day now

[wind charm]

please be bait

[clever vault]

now that we’re in Q4

[humble iris]

yeah

then we can throw wasp nests at willie

[clever vault]

i hope it doesn’t cost more than 30 dollars

[clever vault]

yes

[humble iris]

it'll be 20-30 dollars

[clever vault]

ok yay

[humble iris]

they had a survey for this and that was majority vote

[clever vault]

i see

[plain cliff]

id cook u fist play under 30 sec

guaranteed

[clever vault]

i have 100 hours on demo and i haven’t even beat ultimate challenge yet

i did like 5 attempts and strongly disliked it

[wind charm]

@tender quest This sword is great!

[wild radish]

the match started and his hand fell off hes not even bleeding

[shell bronze]

blatantly so

[wild radish]

his mace isnt even bloody i have no clue what happened

[wind charm]

listen ere yellow name, I'm trying to find my williew itch video

be patient

[mental kelp]

typa shit autumn gonna get in multiplayer

[wind charm]

hol up

[velvet halo]

what do you do for fun

i used to like this game with mods

[gritty wedge]

game gave me the wrong champion

[velvet halo]

now its boring

[wind charm]

I got feints prepped for pvp, unreadable ones at that

[gritty wedge]

ref call that

[sweet fable]

i need some help for the last few weeks anytime i open half sword it gives the page for how bloody you want it and no matter what i press nothing happens. it makes noise like i clicked it but doesnt work i had 100 ish hours before this started so its odd i uninstalled and redownloaded still nothing anyone have any ideas?

[gritty wedge]

oh my god lol

i just beat the baron without beating the gauntelt

gauntlet

because it bugged and allowed me to fight him as kngiht

knight

[wild radish]

this is y nobodys gonna play that shit

[sweet fable]

fr

[wild radish]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[sweet fable]

sorry thanks

[obtuse tiger]

how much will the game be

[velvet halo]

70

[obtuse tiger]

70 what

[velvet halo]

yea

its gonna be good

[obtuse tiger]

what currency?

[velvet halo]

us

dollars

[obtuse tiger]

shi alr

well it is half sword it wont be a waste

[humble iris]

a manager

of memes

it needs management

who decided that

[obtuse tiger]

raga mufin.

bafuoon

Sway me kindness on the forbiddance or smt

NINEE

[obtuse tiger]

Why do I get called the N word by the willeys some times

ah

COWARD

squandrow

shut up you ragga mugfin

dolt

[humble iris]

willie ~~canonically ~~says heroin as one of the insults

[obtuse tiger]

are the baron allegations true

oh dam

[signal wedge]

damn I had to double check that one

[obtuse tiger]

oh my bad is ragga mufin not aloud here😭

[signal wedge]

no no

[obtuse tiger]

oh lol

💀

[signal wedge]

Its curr I'm pretty sure

[humble iris]

its curr or curt

[obtuse tiger]

seems like someone has less than 24h in the game Am I right lads or am I right lads

you are right lad

[signal wedge]

what a question to ask

that's wild

it's not tho

[obtuse tiger]

to be fair tho

it does

[signal wedge]

bro 😭

[humble iris]

you seem to have experience

[obtuse tiger]

you bouncing on it

[humble iris]

with those types of images

hmmmm

batman couldnt get that information out of me

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-car-crash-gif-9388562661726532947

dam

the family guy gifs dont work

chill new discord acc

well alt

[signal wedge]

I'm gonna have to change my pfp now god dammit

[obtuse tiger]

bully

[signal wedge]

I wanted a Halloween themed pfp

[obtuse tiger]

😭

your a ragga mufin

its what you said it was

heroin

💀

[humble iris]

what is halfsword chat even about anymore

[obtuse tiger]

ragga mufins

I think its the people who have the full game

[shell bronze]

alright bro.

[obtuse tiger]

made the gif like devs or smt

[signal wedge]

4 billion

[obtuse tiger]

dont say that ur wishing it on ur self

[cobalt folio]

is there any chat on when this may be coming out & the price?

[humble iris]

early access coming out somewhere between oct-dec

[obtuse tiger]

like 70 bucks

[signal wedge]

#faq

[humble iris]

watch the steam fest tmmr for hs

it has everything u want to know for early acccess

[obtuse tiger]

it will most likely be announced during steam next fest (starts tmr)

[cobalt folio]

ok sweet thank you all. thoroughly answered my questions

[signal wedge]

give me a Pepsi for my trouble

[obtuse tiger]

dr peper is better am I right lads or am I right lads?

[signal wedge]

give me 2 and I'll also ban buck shots

[humble iris]

(its not 70 dollars)

[jolly gorge]

drive to the desert, fast there for atleast 5 days and you will start noticing the change

[signal wedge]

I agree

[gritty wedge]

why is this game lwk rigged for the npcs to win

[signal wedge]

Call me a pepper head

[cobalt folio]

?

[obtuse tiger]

it will be announced like date and price probly during steam next fest

[gritty wedge]

to test it

[jolly gorge]

skill issue, lol, lmao

[humble iris]

price is 20-30 dollars

[gritty wedge]

i set both npc and player damage to the lowest

[obtuse tiger]

YOUR MENT TO SAY YOU ARE RIGHT LAD

[cobalt folio]

figures

[obtuse tiger]

oh WWW

[gritty wedge]

i repeatedly stab an enemy in the neck

they take around 5 stabs

[humble iris]

20-30 dollars it will be

[signal wedge]

leave me alone

[gritty wedge]

i slice off their leg

[obtuse tiger]

.

[gritty wedge]

they still alive

but when they lightly cut my neck

or cut off my leg

dead instantly

[cobalt folio]

sorry this pepsi isn't given to those who ask

[gritty wedge]

despite me seeing behind the "you died" thing

showing me im alive

[signal wedge]

ok what if I insinuate

[obtuse tiger]

I cant lie seems like thats a skill isue

[signal wedge]

man I sure could use a Pepsi

[cobalt folio]

ok yeah i've heard the song a ton

[signal wedge]

if only there were let's say a Pepsi themed super hero around

[humble iris]

yeah your alive but

[obtuse tiger]

the your dead thing needs to have disable option

[humble iris]

your kind of

unable to fight back

[cobalt folio]

thats manipulation

[humble iris]

which means you wont be alive for long

[gritty wedge]

yes i can man

i've kicked people to death before

with one leg

[signal wedge]

nuh uh

[obtuse tiger]

cant kick with one leg

[humble iris]

thats different

when you have the "your dead" screen you physically are like

[shell bronze]

the npcs drop like flies

[humble iris]

to the point where your too hurt to even stand

[obtuse tiger]

fr

[gritty wedge]

yeah you can

its also how you walk

[obtuse tiger]

the barron is easy to unlock

[gritty wedge]

you're telling me this guy can fight back

[obtuse tiger]

he cant

[humble iris]

doesn't look he can

[gritty wedge]

well heres the top of my screen

[humble iris]

hes still bleeding out 😭

[obtuse tiger]

hes missing a arm and only got a shelid

[gritty wedge]

even with both npc and player damage set to 0

the npc takes more hits

[obtuse tiger]

ok?

[humble iris]

just like how you bleed to death too

theres no rigging

[obtuse tiger]

still a skill issue in my eyes

maybe the NPC is slightly taller witch happens

[gritty wedge]

its always a skill issue if it's an indie game you like isnt it

[obtuse tiger]

well I have no problem fighting the NPCS and nether does most the people who play it

its a 2023 tech demo for crying out loud

[velvet halo]

what should i do now in this game

[signal wedge]

what is your pfp from

[round stone]

The other day I got split in half by just being near an axe

[velvet halo]

i did

[round stone]

Pretty wild stuff

[obtuse tiger]

you changed it...

[signal wedge]

YOU NEED THERAPY YOU FUCKING FREAK

[humble iris]

one of my friends gave it to me and i think its from some newgrounds guy

[round stone]

Anyway, here's me, disarming a spear user

[obtuse tiger]

did you just search R34 on google

[signal wedge]

NO

[velvet halo]

WHAT DO DO NOW TELL ME

[obtuse tiger]

if I could react I would put🔥

[signal wedge]

it's goofy in a fun way

[obtuse tiger]

Cinema

[humble iris]

i think it was called green critter

theres multiple angles of it

[signal wedge]

I thought your name was whitesnake like the band

[humble iris]

hold up let me find it really quick

[obtuse tiger]

what even is that bro

[humble iris]

?

?

[signal wedge]

gang

[humble iris]

???

[obtuse tiger]

what even was it

[velvet halo]

gorn

[obtuse tiger]

WAIT I CAN REACT NOW

[obtuse tiger]

it wasnt it was halfsword

[velvet halo]

no its gorn

[round stone]

Love that band

[obtuse tiger]

it was in half sword

[mental kelp]

brother changed his pfp back after that one fellas remark 🥀

[signal wedge]

They are indeed good

[signal wedge]

yeah

buck shot on some real shit you gotta stop posting and saying weird stuff this will be your one and only verbal warning from me

[obtuse tiger]

we need more half sword music but the music now goes hard still

ohh its the spinee

[signal wedge]

bro you made it weird just stop 💔

[humble iris]

its what you said 😭

[obtuse tiger]

whoa

[humble iris]

not what you showed

[rich rose]

damn

[velvet halo]

i hate you

[obtuse tiger]

you just got a warning

[signal wedge]

precisely

[signal wedge]

I hate me to welcome to the club

[velvet halo]

no why

no kind

[obtuse tiger]

it is it is the spine but the cameras in it

[velvet halo]

to hate your self

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912

[signal wedge]

yes but its what bro said

Just don't say weird shit man

[obtuse tiger]

Oh yeah

looks weirder now

[humble iris]

can we like

go to a normal conversation

[obtuse tiger]

we know

[velvet halo]

dont worry i love you

[signal wedge]

thanks gang

[velvet halo]

uwwu

[signal tundra]

i need help i js started pls dm me

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/feelings-symptoms-behaviours/feelings-and-symptoms/anger anger help website

[signal wedge]

any question you have could be answered here if you just ask

[obtuse tiger]

ohhhhh WWW

[signal tundra]

no

[obtuse tiger]

you do in ur PFP

[velvet halo]

i do help me

[obtuse tiger]

#faq

[velvet halo]

hoin what

join

[ruby flame]

how can i fix my game constantly crashing

?

[obtuse tiger]

get a better PC

[ruby flame]

i got a 4090 brother

its not my pc

[humble iris]

is it on ultimate challenge?

[ruby flame]

yes it is

[humble iris]

remove all blood

its bugged and removing all blood fixes it

[ruby flame]

i see tysm

[humble iris]

np

[ruby flame]

i kept getting like 80% of the way done and then crash

[humble iris]

idk if you have to remove all gore too but if you want to be safe go ahead

[obtuse tiger]

I really really want the itch.io maps in the tech demo but there will be better ones in the full game right

[shell bronze]

gore makes no difference

it just controls limb removal

[humble iris]

i see

[obtuse tiger]

why does the itch verson of the game thats older have more maps than the newer one

[humble iris]

when they were making the playtest and tech demo they were primarily focusing on the new types of physics systems

and weapons

and armor

and graphics

i THINK

[obtuse tiger]

My hopes for early access is better weapon handling better AI and more maps

will there be a story mode or a new progression mode thing

and will baron be jailed

[humble iris]

tomorrow we get a trailer and info on ea for steam fest

go watch it

[obtuse tiger]

?

[humble iris]

ea = early access

[obtuse tiger]

says who

[humble iris]

says the devs

[obtuse tiger]

IK they said somthing abt steam fest but it wasnt confirmed somthing

[humble iris]

it is confirmed

[obtuse tiger]

oh W

[obtuse tiger]

WWWW

You cant say

idk why

[obtuse tiger]

and people say that the NPCS are way better and stronger...

[signal wedge]

Dawg

Please look at the #rules

[vital dagger]

Fuck you poe

I typed this msg 2 weeks ago

[obtuse tiger]

Fuhh i ment it as the meme where that guy just says his name like 5 times with no context im board asf

[vital dagger]

and forgot to send 😭

[signal wedge]

Well we don't allow those names nor politics for a reason. So please stop attempting to so that.

[obtuse tiger]

alr

[signal wedge]

If you attempt to do it again or bypass automod disciplinary action will be taken

[obtuse tiger]

I was putting it cuz of the meme then was testing it MB

[lost rover]

What miek

Miek

Meem

Meme

[obtuse tiger]

cant say it

[signal wedge]

I understand, you're not in trouble or anything just be mindful

[obtuse tiger]

alr

[velvet halo]

where is the trailer

[velvet halo]

jhon

john

are you ever gonna realse your version of the trainer

@sand herald

[humble iris]

we need longswords with better hand guards

[velvet halo]

what do you do for fun in this game

[humble iris]

try to do cool stuff

[velvet halo]

what movest

is that

i mean

uh

thig

[humble iris]

i try to do parrys, master cuts, movement techs

anything that i find cool or interesting really

[velvet halo]

i mean

[tender quest]

bonk

[velvet halo]

that you wiltus

[humble iris]

i love german longsword tradition so i try to be a bit more practical with movesets

[velvet halo]

which one is that

loadout

[humble iris]

ill send you the link hold up

[velvet halo]

ok

[humble iris]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/83

[velvet halo]

what the load out manger called

i forgot

[humble iris]

ovrdth

if you need help installing the loadout into ovrdth lmk

[tender quest]

im going to bed

[humble iris]

goodnight mr wilitus

[sand herald]

Porhaps one day

[velvet halo]

why dont you

did mass clown even respond

to you

do you send a message

[humble iris]

got him kneeling

[shell forge]

What does it mean if Willie is glowing?

[brave basalt]

New item pickup

[humble iris]

willie evolution

[plain cliff]

https://imgur.com/a/7eIGrcT

🛌

[sand herald]

Yeah he said I could

[velvet halo]

so why do you realse

this could change everthing

[velvet halo]

think about the kids

me

greengoober

[humble iris]

hello thats me

[velvet halo]

mrpizznob

riddle

flashn00b

wiltitus

[sand herald]

Because releasing my unstable and admittedly clunky version of his own mod hasn’t been high on my list of priorities recently

[mental kelp]

durchwechselen

[velvet halo]

so what can you do with the mod

[humble iris]

woah

that was sick

[sand herald]

I’m not opposed to releasing it, just don’t expect it to happen super soon

[plain cliff]

whoever wants these hands when PvP releases step up to the plate

[velvet halo]

can i have it

🙂

cuz your my best friend

[sand herald]

Everyone can whenever I decide to release it

[velvet halo]

ok thanks john sama have a good day

[humble iris]

"sama" 🙏

[velvet halo]

🙂

[plain cliff]

i will KO anybody in fist play in under a minute guaranteed

[velvet halo]

im japansese

[plain cliff]

n if u think im just kickboxing i toss nukes in the clinch too. be warned

[dull lily]

so tuff

[plain cliff]

u stepping up when PvP drops???

[dull lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1295902299822231583/20240405_090211_doc_2024-03-29_05-29-41.gif

[plain cliff]

got my first opp

[humble iris]

lower that ego boy

[plain cliff]

trashhhhhh using slo mo😭 😭

[humble iris]

yes because it allows me to turn faster

everybody knows that 🥱

[plain cliff]

handicap

everyone knows that

yawn

[humble iris]

why purposely handicap yourself for poor results 🥱

[plain cliff]

lmaoooo

u need the handicap

cuz ur ahh

[plain cliff]

ill cook u full speed

[shell bronze]

it's really not thst serious

[plain cliff]

wont be no slo mo in PvP, buckwheat.

[shell bronze]

chill with the bait

[humble iris]

ego bait...

[plain cliff]

wont be slo mo in PvP buckwheat

[humble iris]

wont fall for ego bait

[plain cliff]

https://imgur.com/a/4aEAu0G

ill cook u like that full speed tho

real time

[humble bloom]

this never wouldve happened if you were playing half sword

[azure mirage]

just don't play half sword yeah

[azure mirage]

missed a couple times there

[plain cliff]

sure did

[plain cliff]

but the ones that landed hit clean buckwheat

i dont spam. only precise kill shots

[azure mirage]

those misses weren't too precise kill shots

[plain cliff]

you saw the kill shots tho

[azure mirage]

just a standard head kick

[plain cliff]

i can miss 9/10 shots but when that nuke touches your chin

night night

ill tuck u in kiddo when PvP drops

[azure mirage]

you're still missing 9/10 of shots

[plain cliff]

ill 1v2 danya and green goober

and put $100 on it

[vital dagger]

poor your father for having a son like you, but fuck him too, for those who sow sorrow reap sorrow

[azure mirage]

what

[plain cliff]

add @vital dagger in there too

1v3

ill cook yall 1v3

pussies

[humble iris]

ego bait

[plain cliff]

nah ez work

1v3 all day

[humble iris]

this is some bad attention seeking

[plain cliff]

$100 bet

@humble iris is mad

[humble iris]

right

[shell bronze]

let's not

[plain cliff]

1v3 goober danya and mobrack

light work

[vital dagger]

😂

I say 1 phrase

woaoa

[shell bronze]

sorry chief this isn't just about you

[vital dagger]

coca tree

[shell bronze]

contrary to popular belief

[plain cliff]

@vital dagger 1 phrase and you too can catch these hands and heels

[shell bronze]

i advise we cut back on the bs

[plain cliff]

ooo noooo

[shell bronze]

take it to a gc or something

[plain cliff]

im shaking in my boots

[azure mirage]

lol

hi clue

[plain cliff]

dont ban me from the half sword discord server 😮 anything but that D:

[shell bronze]

if you want to perceive it as a threat then by all means

[plain cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-oh-no-oh-no-meme-bad-monkey-gif-5746364871571609816

😮

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1362456624371073105/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[vital dagger]

release yo trainer.

[vital dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-lc85-gif-8480620273255792888

[plain cliff]

im simply trying to schedule some matchups for when PvP drops. dont be mad. 😮

[azure mirage]

pvp won't be dropping

[azure mirage]

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

[plain cliff]

ur right only u will b dropped on ur head when PvP drops

by me

[plain cliff]

ya

[shell bronze]

it sounds pretty charged to me

[vital dagger]

@shell bronze whenever he realises shit is going down in chat:

[plain cliff]

thats me instigating a 1v3 fist fight when PvP drops.

[azure mirage]

death

[humble iris]

(pvp is only ever going to be local)

[azure mirage]

yyyeah

[plain cliff]

then we can fist fight IRL after the half sword match too.

buckwheat

[azure mirage]

there's your green flag

[humble iris]

are you implying you'd fight me irl

[plain cliff]

I'll KO you there too

[humble iris]

thats pretty alarming

[plain cliff]

any form you challenge me too I'll KO ya

[shell bronze]

final warning for you to cool off on the behavior

[vital dagger]

Kepontrucken what motherfucken essay u typin vro

[humble bloom]

hi

[vital dagger]

-# @humble bloom Is typing...

so that shit 49 years ago

[humble iris]

clean

[vital dagger]

BRO

[vital dagger]

BRO

BRO

BRO

I watch you typed

and type

and type

"hi"

HI?

HI!?

H I !?

[vital dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-case-oh-heart-attack-heart-failure-case-oh-heart-attack-gif-17667021904546880048

[humble bloom]

no you didnt

[shell bronze]

hi

[vital dagger]

poor your keyboard for having an owner like you, but fuck it too, for those who sow broken keycaps and worn paint reap broken keycaps and worn paint

[humble bloom]

my keyboard is nice and healthy

[vital dagger]

your keyboard has lumbago

[humble bloom]

no it just has aw

[vital dagger]

Your fuggin fuckshit keyboard can go fuck itself, for it is worth no more than a chipped up stained yellow crayola crayon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1354341152769314928/Screenshot_20250326_004619_Gallery.gif

[humble bloom]

nah

[vital dagger]

[humble bloom]

this is a lot like what smokey the bear always said

keep on trucking!

[vital dagger]

Off a cliff

[humble bloom]

that wasnt part of his catchphrase

[vital dagger]

Prove it.

[humble bloom]

keep on trucking! -smokey the bear

as you can see the quote ends there

[vital dagger]

Shit

[vital dagger]

I didn't think you'd actually prove it

[vital dagger]

Holy contrast

I can see a fucking black hole forming next to the sun

[humble iris]

he just wouldn't give up 😭

[humble iris]

that sounded more blunt than sharp

[vital dagger]

Geld him

[humble iris]

out of all these clips being posted here

i dont think ive seen one actually using half swording 😭

[dull lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1247764511679844353/1309754802233933884/1731200375502.gif

[sand herald]

i could post one

[humble iris]

go ahead

lets see what wacky tech you can integrate with half swording 😭

[shell bronze]

happens sometimes

[humble iris]

that was fast

[sand herald]

there's also the stab tech you can do from the half sword position, it's pretty reliable

[round stone]

What is bro even relaxing about?

[humble iris]

oh yeah ive done this before

it even makes a good throw if you let go with good timing

[vital dagger]

he fell off a wall and im saving him

[vital dagger]

looks like

fucking looks like

[humble bloom]

when im dying but im lowkey just a chill little guy

[vital dagger]

people escaping halfsword playtest to sneak into EA area

[humble iris]

he somehow survived this

he just spat it out

[mental kelp]

I hope ea fixes the sword wiggle

clip ruiner

negative aura

[humble iris]

we need more arm strength

[vital dagger]

loog at that ass

[humble iris]

stiffer handling

[shell bronze]

got sick of the flailing and just kendo tapped him

[humble iris]

i just realized ive been playing hs for 6 hours straight

i need to go outside!!!

[quiet ferry]

clueless you should try fighting someone armed with a greatsword!!!!

[round stone]

outside?

what time is it over there

[vital dagger]

what mom classifies as barely sick enough to stay home from school:

[humble iris]

maybe not go outside

its 11 pm

😭

[shell bronze]

then i'm taking a polearm

or it's the commoner boss

not fighting knight with a greatsword with my little thing

[quiet ferry]

outside like where half sword takes place

[humble iris]

your right

half sword takes place outside

im already outside

[quiet ferry]

with

a knife

just a knife

[round stone]

half a knife

[tawny anvil]

tis food nay for peasants

[humble iris]

nibbling at him

[shell bronze]

lmao he tried the sleepyboi half sword block

[tawny anvil]

tis food only served for nobility

because it use rare spices from far east called blackpepper, and rare spice rosemary

and rare spice from crossing ocean in the west, tomato

[regal iron]

brutal as shit tf

[regal iron]

How tf do u do that

[quiet ferry]

trip photos

[humble iris]

hold right click

dont tap

hold

[vital dagger]

is okay?

[humble iris]

move it to your right side

[regal iron]

then?

[humble iris]

do a "slash" to your left side but let go of right click

it should make your left hand fall off and the sword should go forward

[regal iron]

ok

[cobalt rapids]

did they mention an EA release date in the QnA stream

[humble iris]

tomorrow there will be more info on EA at steam fest

with a EA trailer and possible release date

[cobalt rapids]

okay schweet

[quiet ferry]

give them 10 years and 53 decades

[cobalt rapids]

why not just say 54 decades

[humble iris]

had to give him a little nudge

[humble iris]

i think its time to get off half sword

clip grinding successful

[quiet ferry]

somehow lost to a knife with an axe

fr the best hs player

[shell bronze]

aura farming ass pose

[light storm]

Curved sabres when??

[round stone]

how many pesos did he own to the cartel

[shell bronze]

2

[olive bolt]

Why is my character falling over from literally just walking

[dark folio]

Flamingo legs

[odd raptor]

did you get hit in the legs or the head or anything

[olive bolt]

No it’s happening even after new rounds start Il send a glip in gameplay

[shell bronze]

restart game

[timid saddle]

is it possible to topple sir dummie of tutorials?

[olive bolt]

Will early access cost money and then once you buy it when the full game comes out you will get it

[shell bronze]

meat hook

[shell bronze]

yes

[olive bolt]

Nice

[lone yarrow]

Someday, I shall escape this accursed pink rank.

[shell bronze]

i believe in you to escape pink university

[lusty cove]

escaping the pinktrix

[olive bolt]

Do you think full game will have character customization

[shell bronze]

most difficult encounter against shield user

[shell bronze]

yes

check pinned for some info that has been publicly released recently

[lusty cove]

folded his ass like a lawn chair

[dark folio]

Tomato willie

[lusty cove]

indeed

[lusty cove]

there is a REAL mater willy

[shell bronze]

precision

[dark folio]

Grilled tomato willie

[lusty cove]

this is what i mean when i say i want a jumpscare btw

[elder phoenix]

He good?

[sullen stag]

deepwoken references in halfsword

[lusty cove]

hes really angry at his death guys

he just has a long neck thats all

[simple vale]

is this something i could ever learn to do again on command or is it pure luck.,,..,

[fallen finch]

switching hands with x mabye

[drowsy flint]

snazzy

[fallen finch]

aura spin

[elder phoenix]

Bro the commoner boss is hard ash

[lusty cove]

one of the more unique kills ive gotten

[elder phoenix]

Jesus

[simple vale]

reverse joker

[quasi gazelle]

just spawn a willie and you'll win

[fallen finch]

wait i got one

[elder phoenix]

Wuzzat

[lusty cove]

LOL

[fallen finch]

like that

i sent it in game footage

[elder phoenix]

Does ts game have a modding community

[quasi gazelle]

nah I agree commoner boss is hard as fuck

[fallen finch]

if yall want

i got the hang of it

ik the method

[elder phoenix]

If u make one wrong move ur cooked

[elder phoenix]

A moddin community would fr set this game flyin

Imagine bein able to fight wit bleach swords

[quasi gazelle]

oh boy

there already are mods

[simple vale]

just drop down to farmer tier and use a pitchfork

[quasi gazelle]

still hard ngl

[simple vale]

and if ytour in the abyuss just make sure to grab a spear

[quasi gazelle]

without slow-mo

[elder phoenix]

In the abyss I always crab the big candlestick

[simple vale]

half the time with pitchfork you can just hold it forward and he walks right into it...

[fallen finch]

is it just me or is the boss with the mace and sheild easier to just pack out then use a waepon

[quasi gazelle]

I'mma try to finish the gauntlet legit rq

I've practiced with mods

[fallen finch]

im on man at arms rn

[elder phoenix]

How far youve gotten legit

[quasi gazelle]

uhh

militia

lmao

I can get farther though

[elder phoenix]

I fought the militia boss twice

[quasi gazelle]

just gotta master killing the commoner boss

[fallen finch]

you gotta get lucky with that one

for the entire commoner teir you basically need a longsword

[quasi gazelle]

with slow-mo and a pitchfork commoner boss is easy

without slow-mo though

[fallen finch]

tbh

[elder phoenix]

Fr tho Ion think ive ever beat the commoner boss offa anything but luck

[fallen finch]

i didnt even ralize you can switch tiers and keep your progress lol

[quasi gazelle]

lol

[elder phoenix]

I fr think the candlestick is the best weapon in the game

[fallen finch]

wdym!!!!

its the buckler

[elder phoenix]

The 4 prongs on the bottom mean u can easily deflect any hit comin at u

[elder phoenix]

Buckler good asf but the candlestick is like a buckler on a big ass stick

How big is the crossover on ts game nd mordhau

[fallen finch]

jk i hate the buckler

[elder phoenix]

U sleepin on it

[fallen finch]

two handed mace all day

[elder phoenix]

Dawg

Wait u mean the little commoner mace or the two handed militia one

[fallen finch]

two hande militia

[elder phoenix]

YOOOOOOOOO

BEST TO EVER DO IT ONG

[quasi gazelle]

idk

[elder phoenix]

Blunt and sharp its perfect

[quasi gazelle]

I use the greatsword on commoner

militia the fuckin nail stick spear thing

warstaff

[elder phoenix]

I would have sexual relations wit it ong

[fallen finch]

i gotu

[elder phoenix]

I would do unimaginable things to it

I would do things that would get me a permanent ban from heaven to it

[novel sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sillycat-gif-16450871626103949888

[faint pollen]

When is the full version of the game coming out?

[fallen finch]

No

[faint pollen]

?

[drowsy flint]

its ready when its ready

EA is likely in a few weeks

[fallen finch]

how th are yall sending videos in this

[drowsy flint]

perms

[fallen finch]

oh isee

[shy fossil]

(at being unemployed)

[fallen finch]

i did pretty good in the first clip i sent in game footage

[shy fossil]

same clip twice, whoops. this one

[fallen finch]

i like doing fistplay in first person

[quasi gazelle]

wish me luck

attempting commoner boss legit

[faint pollen]

Teach me how to play like this

[lusty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-stare-rigby-tongue-gif-12118654088387148905

[fallen finch]

ha he thinks hes better than me

i am also unemployed

[shy fossil]

uh

swing sword like a you know what you're doing and hope it all works out

[drowsy flint]

now kids, you might think the Plancon is the way to go

this is what happens to you if you use it though

[quasi gazelle]

heres how it went

[faint pollen]

pass me your graphics settings

[quasi gazelle]

high settings

[drowsy flint]

whatever your rig can handle

[fallen finch]

when doth thou get these perms

[quasi gazelle]

lvl 2 pretty sure

[drowsy flint]

mine is on high and it chugs, on medium its a lot better but to me they all look like burn patients

[shy fossil]

type letters, many words

[quasi gazelle]

high is the best imo

[fallen finch]

alr bet

[quasi gazelle]

I really don't like the look of epic or cinematic

[fallen finch]

i cant wait to show yall who i am

(In a fictional video game)

[lusty cove]

1 slice

[fallen finch]

in the meantime one of you see my first clip in footage and glaze me

[quasi gazelle]

exactly lol

[drowsy flint]

it picks up your mouse clicks and i just cant get on board with that sorry

[fallen finch]

yeah

mb

i did change that setting though

see if i send a muted version would you be on board

[drowsy flint]

holy shit this game has literally the worst autolock of any game ive ever played i swear

[quasi gazelle]

not really

[quasi gazelle]

just press z to turn it off in carnage or team fights

[drowsy flint]

literally opposite sides of the arena in a carnage and its locking to the guy over there not the one in front of me

[drowsy flint]

if you have to turn it off to make it good, its bad lmao

[quasi gazelle]

no

well

actually

It IS a demo

games still buggy

[quasi gazelle]

so yeah It might be ass

[fallen finch]

heheheha

[drowsy flint]

its good or it isnt dude, the current games status doesnt matter

they want feedback, fix the damn autolock

[quasi gazelle]

yeah

that's what I'm saying

[fallen finch]

ready for release late 2125

[quasi gazelle]

It's bad

[shell bronze]

not very difficult with pitchfork once you learn baiting

[quasi gazelle]

what is baiting exactly

[lusty cove]

lil bro thought he could crawl under the fence

[drowsy flint]

we bitching about the commoner boss?

its a skill issue