halfsword-chat-⚔

[vital perch]

british dental care

[vital perch]

based

i think i hit him too hard idk tho

[vital perch]

@sand heraldcan you do me a favor:

slam a willie into the ground , leap up and land on him with some impact , i'll make an edit out of this

would be great if you land on his torso

[sand herald]

Yeah I could try and do that later

[vital perch]

thanks babe 😘

[vital perch]

oh fuck uhh

its not what it looks like

[dark folio]

What

[vital perch]

what

[dark folio]

Idk

[velvet elk]

devs should add back old physics

when wrestling and grappling used to be possible

[young saffron]

you became a mod???

nice

[shell bronze]

i asked very nicely yeah

[young saffron]

should I sway willie kindness on the forbearance or should I eat his cranium

[bleak helm]

Ummm

I just did brave stand and enemies started attacking each other xD

[vital perch]

@tender quest a finisher for you

[shell bronze]

eat his cranium

nutrition

[young saffron]

pretty good calcium and all

[vital perch]

longsword user mindset

[shell bronze]

true certified willie mindset

[vital perch]

also , since you're a mod:

can you tell me what the requirements are

[shell bronze]

you're gonna have to be on your knees for a good bit of the application process after they vet you

i won't say why or for what

(ask mcwonder)

[vital perch]

i meant like

do you have to be 18 or sum

[idle crane]

Be really really awesome. We still don't know how @hoary jasper slipped through

Discord goofrd

[shell bronze]

wrong person

[hoary jasper]

huh

[shell bronze]

insane name

[vital perch]

sorry bro wrong username

[vital perch]

maybe one day 😔

[hoary jasper]

oh okay

[idle crane]

I clicked mod moai and it pinged the wrong guy. Sorry bout that

[young saffron]

real

[shell bronze]

but to return to the subject of the yellow name moai

[signal wedge]

Fuck I dunno how I slipped through

[idle crane]

Bruh now when I type the ping it doesn't show up with mod moai at all. Discord is fucked

[vital perch]

he was never real

[shell bronze]

on god i only applied because you told me to

[signal wedge]

@soft osprey

[signal wedge]

Stfu

[young saffron]

Moai died in the crash 7 years ago. It's time to let it go

[signal wedge]

Thats not supposed to be public knowledge

[shell bronze]

wtf blackmail

[restive barn]

why is 6 afraid of 7

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-merde-the-offic-argh-scream-gif-21560129

[signal wedge]

I will delete you

[shell bronze]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYzdhOWI0ODRlODM4MWFmYzNhZjQyNDkwMGIwYWZiOTBkMmJiYjA5MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/0R1JQw1atmVJMmPxbw/giphy.gif

[restive barn]

because 789

[shell bronze]

why must you blackmail

this is bad for business

[vital perch]

mod 1v1 when

[shell bronze]

mod ffa more like

[tender quest]

The step back was noice

[restive barn]

there is no way it was intentional

he mustve missed that shot accidentally

[wooden socket]

fight analysis

i had that long billhook thingy and he had an axe, had me on the ropes pretty bad and fucked up my arm and my leg, made me switch to my sword and then he unfortunately walked right into a swing and died

[vital perch]

i accidentally hit him sorry 😔

clip ruined

[tender quest]

Perhaps

[wooden socket]

basically instant death - broke his neck and gave him a giant wound on his face in one hit

[vital perch]

@lapis marsh hand over your spot

[shell bronze]

he missed the aurafarm swing

[vital perch]

😔

[sly lodge]

i want the game.

NOW!

[vital perch]

i was going to remove that clip just because of that one swing

[vital perch]

ok

[shell bronze]

thanks to this request the game will never release

[vital perch]

half sword will never become full sword 😔

[sly lodge]

whats the game even gon be about is it gon be story or

[shell bronze]

full sword joke in the year of our lord 2025 🥀

[sly lodge]

just an arena game

[vital perch]

that finisher was brutal

[vital perch]

yes

[vital perch]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3887120/Fechtbucher/

Steam

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half sword but it isn't half sword

and is an arena game

[sly lodge]

is this full sword

[vital perch]

idk i think

[sly lodge]

i heard that the full games gonna have stuff like bows

that would be really cool

[shell bronze]

john put your clothes back on

[vital perch]

just 40 more minutes 😫

[vital perch]

makes me nut wow what a nice clip

[mental kelp]

I dont have a mace loadout with clothes

[shell bronze]

just sheathe your sword and spawn in mace loadout

that's how i keep my outfit for different weapons

[mental kelp]

ik how to do it, cba

[shell bronze]

oh you're just lazy

makes sense

[vital perch]

@shell bronze how's this for an aurafarm hit

[restive barn]

greatsword clips when

[vital perch]

now

[shell bronze]

brushed right over him

how gentle and caring

[vital perch]

i hit him too hard and he's crying :(

[young saffron]

John chromington the 17th, what do you use to make weapons

I need to make them

[restive barn]

https://youtu.be/H2z6A34lEfc

it takes practice to get used to but then its quite easy

[vital perch]

@restive barn

[restive barn]

,,,,,,,,

[vital perch]

wrong key bud

[restive barn]

ffffffffffffffff

[vital perch]

ggggggggggggg

[young saffron]

hhhhhhhhhhhh

[vital perch]

here , best poleaxe clip i got for now

[wooden socket]

aurafarming after mollywhopping the commoner boss with a boar spear

[quasi gazelle]

what mods do I install

[vital perch]

half sword enchancer and ovrdth's selector

[azure mirage]

enchancer

[quasi gazelle]

all from nexus?

[vital perch]

yep

[quasi gazelle]

manual install or launcher for hs enhancer

fuck it doesn't matter

[graceful blaze]

when will full game be here

[vital perch]

this year

[young saffron]

12 million years

[graceful blaze]

i thought so

[solar portal]

in 3 hours

[graceful blaze]

me when i lie

[solar portal]

sorry, in 10 minutes

[graceful blaze]

i wish

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[azure mirage]

FULL game isn't releasing this year.

[vital perch]

pretty sure he meant early access but alright

[quasi gazelle]

how do I reopen the enhancer ingame

[graceful blaze]

cant wait for the full game to come

[solar portal]

with your hands hehehe

[shell bronze]

never since people keep asking

sorry ❤️

[graceful blaze]

is it illegal to be curious 💔

[shell bronze]

it is actually

[graceful blaze]

my bad

[shell bronze]

we don't condone free thought or speech here

[graceful blaze]

fair enough

[shell bronze]

(early access should be releasing after steam fest some time idk they dont tell me anything either)

[quasi gazelle]

tf does ovrdths selector even do

[shell bronze]

loadout saver

[graceful blaze]

nice

isnt steam fest this month

[shell bronze]

iirc yes

[graceful blaze]

cool

[shell bronze]

definitely looking forward to that

[shell bronze]

try brave stand

[vital perch]

bet

[shell bronze]

it's fun

[quasi gazelle]

I can't find the keybind for opening hs enhancer in the hs enhancer settings

[vital perch]

it's INS on your keyboard

right above the arrows

[quasi gazelle]

ohh

thanks

[vital perch]

never again

i got folded by a commoner

[quasi gazelle]

why can I not move my mouse after I open the enhancer ingame

like in match

[vital perch]

anyway

[quasi gazelle]

like I can't look around

I'm stuck to looking at the spot I was looking at before, can't move my camera

[shell bronze]

a hs7 member cannot get touched this badly

[vital perch]

not like i'm one anyway

so it doesn't matter

[shell bronze]

you were pretty enthusiastic about becoming one so i figured you'd hold yourself to thst standard

🥀

[vital perch]

honestly i think i'm trying too hard

[shell bronze]

i guess goofy sweeps

[vital perch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vital perch]

i'll try again later i'm hungry

[vital perch]

oh hell nah yo ass tweaking

[shell bronze]

there's that fighting spirit i seek

[quasi gazelle]

what do I do about this

makes game unplayable

[shell bronze]

#modders-guild-hall might have an answer

[azure mirage]

esc then open the hs menu

it'll bug the camera

🙄

[restive barn]

gn

[dark folio]

Woah you're a mod now

[shell bronze]

yeah unfortunately i got drafted to fight in the great halfcord war

[azure mirage]

he applied

[dark folio]

Awesome

[azure mirage]

@wind charm i'll be sending you the most updated stream highlights i have

[soft osprey]

Im gonna betray you

Throw you under the wheels of the early access wagon

[vital perch]

@shell bronze how is this

[shell bronze]

why must you stab me in my back brother

[soft osprey]

Im a liar and a bad person

[shell bronze]

this is fair actually

proceed.

[shell bronze]

see i told you it'd be fun

[vital perch]

hol up i got a better one

[small cairn]

WTF IS THAT HAMMER LOL

[shell bronze]

discord notification sound

[vital perch]

ignore

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[lapis breach]

guys is 60 fps at cinematic graphics good

[tough yew]

Pretty good

[vital perch]

chat rate the fit

[lapis breach]

i'm rocking a 4090

[tough yew]

Keep in mind that the game isn't optimized yet and the build we're playing is raw so your computer running it at that performance is impressive

ah you said cinematic right?

[lapis breach]

mhm

[tough yew]

Well that's not supposed to be playable really

more or so used for marketing n what not

[lapis breach]

well i get like 180 fps at epic and 60 at cinematic

[tough yew]

if you switch over to epic you wouldn't notice that much of a difference between the two

[lapis breach]

you're right

[tough yew]

yea I'd keep playing on epic for the time being

[lapis breach]

what even changes

what makes my fps go from 180 to 60

[tough yew]

I unno nothing?

I haven't been able to tell much of a difference myself

[lapis breach]

have you ever zoomed into willies eyes

they show a very pixelated reflection of the surroundings

[tough yew]

Haven't zoomed in his eyes so no but that's pretty cool actually

[lapis breach]

i'm gonna try dx12

[tough yew]

With dx12 there's actually a pretty big difference

and a decently big performance drop

[lapis breach]

you think so?

i'll just keep it as dx11

[dark folio]

I love staring at willies beautifull eyes

[tough yew]

yeah galaxy poked around with it a bit

lumen is enabled in there

Eventually there'll be baked lighting for guys that just don't have the specs for lumen lighting and alat

[lapis breach]

oh wow

this is what i meant btw

look

see the reflection?

[tough yew]

yeah

[lapis breach]

it looks very weird but it's there

[tough yew]

very miscellaneous details

[lapis breach]

also why does willie always bite his lip

i'm pretty sure that isn't meant to be

[tough yew]

yeah it's not

[lapis breach]

his lips are always like this

[pale bobcat]

i just stabbed willie in the dick

i feel bad

[tough yew]

willies model is being updated and it won't be just "Willie" Anymore

our beloved bald guy is going to have a few friends now

[signal wedge]

fencer as a playable character

[tough yew]

I would make for a good character

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/seduction-lip-bite-lips-biting-female-lips-gif-15811359748841463815

[signal wedge]

I hate this

[lapis breach]

around when is it releasing

the full game

early access

[tough yew]

I think the half sword devs need to add me as this specific encounter that you can experience very rarely and it's this guy with blackened armor and a large polax

Q4

October to december

[lapis breach]

i know what q4 means

but

can it be defined better

[tough yew]

next sunday we will have a showcase so keep an eye on that

[lapis breach]

like the month or something

[lapis breach]

OH

[signal wedge]

There is no specific date

[sleek gull]

No

[tough yew]

betcha ya didn't expect that one eh?

keep yer eyes pealed

[lapis breach]

next sunday means this week right

wait

no

[tough yew]

We need to parrot that more as I'm quite surprised people haven't read the roadmap

Next week

[lapis breach]

next week

[tough yew]

13th

So around the start of steam next fest

[lapis breach]

13th is monday next week

today is the 7th

[tough yew]

it is?

[lapis breach]

yeah

[tough yew]

ah shit your right

[azure mirage]

@sleek gull m00 seems to approve the new timestamps

[sleek gull]

Freakin awesome!

[azure mirage]

do u want me to send them in ur dms too

[sleek gull]

Nah! But thank you for offering

[azure mirage]

👍

[sleek gull]

I was just filling the communication gap as m00 is in aussy time.

[vital perch]

has anyone ever tried to throw a spear

@sand herald

[shell bronze]

my only guess would be some kind of supersampling

or some diminishing returns type of graphical setting changes

[lapis breach]

john half sword is in this server?

[vital perch]

he is

[azure mirage]

what's he doing awake at like

2 am

[sleek gull]

m00 stuff lol

[shell bronze]

john half sword is my goat

m00 got a very peculiar schedule

[supple ember]

Oh you a mod now

[shell bronze]

yeah

[supple ember]

congrats

[shell bronze]

thank you my good friend

[vital perch]

chat i did it

spear throw kill

[shell bronze]

bullying peasants simulator

[vital perch]

worth it

[azure mirage]

hell yea

[vital perch]

you use your pommel more than your blade

not that im complaining ofc

blunt damage my beloved

[sand herald]

Nice, and yeah I've thrown a spear or two

[vital perch]

see this one
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[vital perch]

[vital perch]

pretty nice

[sand herald]

Lmao nice

[vital perch]

am i allowed to study in your academy of throwing

[jolly nexus]

wait the next update is like after the next fest right? I forgot

[azure mirage]

yeah

[sand herald]

Oh man I'm not really the type to be good at teaching, if that's what you mean

[jolly nexus]

nice

[sand herald]

Nice catch

[tender quest]

had to style on him

secret technique, light taps

[sand herald]

One of my favorite modded short spear clips

[vital perch]

hey , do you remember about the favor i asked you for

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424680542879612989/364C811.MP4?ex=68e62626&is=68e4d4a6&hm=f28d7c00310ef63aea092c920d8d0c91b1f7d7b195ac7388e64e1e759d064c5c&

weekly reminder commoner boss is bitchmade

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424674621344710757/373CE71.MP4?ex=68e620a2&is=68e4cf22&hm=230ad713b5800a27a45c473ccc9b033fb6c35391d4965fd001d1b81ed6c7ac2c&

[jolly gorge]

maaan

im on the last final challenge thing

and the game never crashes till now

[golden ether]

you just gotta fight and pray

thats it

[tender quest]

or just turn blood all the way down

[golden ether]

i think not me ol shiner

[sand herald]

Yeah I do. What kind of edit do you have in mind? I’m asking because I have a lot of wrestling clips that are a lot more expressive than a slam and a leap onto his torso

[hoary thunder]

I love the AI's reaction to hits lmao

gets a cheeky hit on the hand. Keeps fighting
gets a deeper cut to the shoulder. Keeps fighting
taps em on the skull. Still keeps fighting
finally land a strong cut to their head. They still keep fighting

Sir. I do not wish to end thy life but thy is not fit for combat no longer please lay down thy weapon

[vital perch]

that kind

[tender quest]

punk ass shield user spotted

and another one

[shell bronze]

we discriminate against shield users in this household

[tender quest]

now the real question is, does the shoulder mounted shield count as being a shield user?

i say yes

[shell bronze]

until they grab it i consider it armor

(they die the same anyways)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1424991675419332608/4246681.MP4?ex=68e5f66a&is=68e4a4ea&hm=74c93ad5dc15fe18ad3b20214e75a92470a4c8a3152a2121ccf8875b5b35868a&

[sand herald]

Ahh I see, nice. I tried to do it earlier, but I couldn't get it in a way that felt impactful or looked good at all. Do you think you could try and salvage something else out of an older clip of mine instead?

This one in particular

[vital perch]

sure , i'll see what i can do with it

though if you can , try to make a similiar one , but falling on his back instead

[vital perch]

hm , i like this one mroe , it's more a slam

[sand herald]

Coincidentally I made that one right after I captured the first one a few months ago lol

[sand herald]

I'll look through my old files

[vital perch]

alright let me cook mate

[shell bronze]

what i like about this game is how realistic it is with fall damage

even the most seemingly normal impact can break bones and knock you out

[vital perch]

@sand herald

[sand herald]

LOL that rocks

[shell bronze]

lmao

[vital perch]

this needs to be pinned fr

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[shell bronze]

guys today we're gonna hopping on half sword

kid named john half sword:

[vital perch]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message i'm begging you pin this 🙏

[sand herald]

I realized just how many old and unseen clips I had laying around of me throwing Willie around

Some of these are nuts

[vital perch]

i might even edit them aswell

some jaw breaking and back breaking clips look great

[little verge]

Oh no, someone deleted it.

[vital perch]

huh

[vital perch]

😔

[sand herald]

Lmao

[vital perch]

alright

[sand herald]

Ayyyy

[vital perch]

we did it chat

[sand herald]

Oh my goodness gracious

[faint crater]

i feel like i've seen people play vanilla and still pick people up or at least wrestle em and shit

kinda interested in learning about that

if it enhanced settings that'd be kinda boring thi

[analog stream]

Wait what clueless turned yellow

[rugged orbit]

i immediately get fatal error when i open the game can someone lead me to the bug fix it probably happened

[shell bronze]

it usually works when they're stunned/injured enough to have loose footing

[sand herald]

I also think m00 had a tutorial of some sort somewhere

Something about grabbing the legs

[shell bronze]

you gotta grab as low down + towards the back as possible

[vital perch]

had this happen once

[faint crater]

I've been able to grab people a little after I punch em in the face once, and then lead them to the wooden barrier and hit their head, but I want to try to flip/slam em into the ground

[shell bronze]

you can also throw

[faint crater]

is that where you spin

[shell bronze]

spin around and build momentum, then let go of them

[shell bronze]

yeah

[faint crater]

i tried it once and i dont think my sense is high enough

i keep it low for parrying... kinda makes it harder to do anything else tbh

[shell bronze]

practice parrying high sens

unlocks a lot more versatility

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946/D83B4F1.MP4?ex=68e622f3&is=68e4d173&hm=99010f2051a14fe8e31db91699bc426f199b49213120ec4f662501a812ca6d6c&

[faint crater]

i thought you played on med-low sens too?

[sand herald]

Last old throw clip for now

[sand herald]

Nice, that's what I have to practice as well

[shell bronze]

medium low but high dpi

[vital perch]

it will make a great jaw breaking xray clip

[shell bronze]

i just developed finer control over my willie as time went on

[sand herald]

well said

[near crane]

Hello, my game crashes after 10 minutes of playing. Could someone help me, please?

[faint crater]

ahhh

[shell bronze]

i increased dpi as time went on

here's one of my earliest clips

i was so ass at this game before i locked in

[faint crater]

i think my dpi is like either 800 or 1600 but like 10-20% in game sense

[shell bronze]

early low skill clueless gameplay

daamn that clip was 4 months ago

[tender violet]

how do u block so well

[shell bronze]

a lot of luck

[sleek gull]

Oldest clip I still have saved. From May 3rd.

Older stuff I deleted unfortuantely.

[earnest mango]

@meager karma I know you guys hear it a bunch but I can’t find a general answer for what I’m looking for, half swords games dope. I want to know why haven’t you guys implemented online multiplayer? Is it an issue you’re still working on? Thanks in advance

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424675191765602314/45A7761.MP4?ex=68e6212a&is=68e4cfaa&hm=77d952a5e8c7aea72b300b477dce9e10f51bddf94f0ca72ac56f26d5a03003ab&

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/such-a-humble-dude-joshua-sharon-ahcraaap-hes-so-modest-down-to-earth-gif-18242610

[shell bronze]

leg sweep

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424556741047091200/67F8261.MP4?ex=68e65b9a&is=68e50a1a&hm=e5da2bd4243c54a2d6d3e38fe090b3b6befaab83f3278e93c1a74491f367305a&

[sand herald]

Oldest clip I had saved

[sand herald]

💀

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cabra-loca-cabra-chimenea-cabra-fuego-gif-3730340411546179979

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424553208793137162/56B26D1.MP4?ex=68e6584f&is=68e506cf&hm=c4221d068d71fbc774c961d9502b2278f19f363526019e564cb988150c991015&

[faint crater]

lowk almost worse than my gameplay rn

i def have similar speed control tho to that clip

but i think im pretty accurate to where im positioning my sword for a parry

[shell bronze]

it's a good thing to show that i once was like that

[faint crater]

yeah

fr

[faint crater]

how many hours do u think u had

[soft osprey]

Please do not ping members of the dev team #rules
Online Multiplayer is not coming any time soon, if ever. At best after full release #faq
Splitscreen is coming with early access which you’ll probably be able to do remotely through steam remote play or parsec

[shell bronze]

at time of that clip was like 20 demo and 200 playtest

10 hours spent actually trying to learn how to play the game

10 spent cheesing with polearms

[faint crater]

so like 200 hrs of playtest

[shell bronze]

the 200 playtest hours were wasted playing armored combat

[faint crater]

ohh ok

[shell bronze]

no skill polearm gameplay

[faint crater]

yeah

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1424555104622874685/7C41781.MP4?ex=68e65a13&is=68e50893&hm=07e14cd692e3cc400c279499cec7dd0cd27132dca89b428c1fba8ab08373dd3b&

[shell bronze]

takes a lot of unlearning bad habits

[faint crater]

feel like im pretty darn good for 50

[shell bronze]

let's make it 100

50 more healthy hours

[faint crater]

Oh no for sure

[shell bronze]

i'm definitely on track for 1000 early access

[faint crater]

This is a really good game to spend like 30-60mins a day on. Good part of my day's routine

[tough yew]

grahh

[shell bronze]

i work 10 hours a day then go home and play for 4-8 hours

[tender quest]

i play it in my fking dreams now

[shell bronze]

then rinse and repeat

[shell bronze]

REAL

[faint crater]

no I did too the other night

[autumn notch]

wild

[faint crater]

first time

I was like... fuckkk this game has me by the neck

[tender quest]

+800 hours on the playtest

[shell bronze]

i be dreaming of doing hema because of this fuckass game

[faint crater]

used to be that way with this game called squad

[soft osprey]

Willie has that effect on people

[shell bronze]

knowing damn well all i do is apply kenjutsu/kendo against my roommates using foam/polypropylene swords

😂

[faint crater]

fuck this game btw dont ever play it

they ruined it with UE5

off topic ik

[autumn notch]

holy tired you must be

[shell bronze]

nah i'm immune

god put me on this earth to have 10 hobbies and bills to pay and half sword to play

[autumn notch]

I usually can only play up to an hour on days that I have work before I go to bed

[shell bronze]

i wake at 9, go to work until 8-9

[soft osprey]

I haven’t played halfsword in quite a while

[shell bronze]

play half sword until the AMs

rinse and repeat

[soft osprey]

Early access im gonna have to break off the rust

[shell bronze]

sometimes i forego half sword for cosplaying or adventures downtown or car stuff

[faint crater]

I have way too many expensive hobbies, but i'm also a full time art student with 18 credit hours... I just dont get sleep

[shell bronze]

whether it be meets or racing for cash or just working on the cars

[faint crater]

omg clueless what do you drive

[autumn notch]

I wake at 4pm go in at 6pm and then come home usually around 5am

[faint crater]

one of my expensive hobbies is cars

[shell bronze]

you weren't there when i was talking about my shitboxes?

[faint crater]

maybe idk

probably not

[soft osprey]

Drugs are cheaper than cars. I made the right choice

[faint crater]

i wouldve remembered that

[shell bronze]

ok so i have 3 common traffic shitboxes i lend to my roommates/family

[faint crater]

type shit

[shell bronze]

and the actual daily/my real car

2008 335i

running 17T twin turbos and bolt-ons

[faint crater]

shit

damn

[autumn notch]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[faint crater]

yeah

[shell bronze]

@faint crater

[tender quest]

we can 1v1 to catch you up to speed

[shell bronze]

no you will not

WE will collectively jump moai

[faint crater]

my friend had an 05? 330i

[tender quest]

new gauntlet incoming

[soft osprey]

Shake off the rust not take a sledgehammer to the rust

[shell bronze]

good trim of the e46 chassis

[faint crater]

yeah fr

[shell bronze]

i'd buy one in manual to weld the diff and turn into a drift build but i already have 4 hunks of metal

[faint crater]

what are the shitboxes tho. i like shitboxes a lot, i have been working on my daily shitbox a lot recently

[shell bronze]

new gauntlet: hs7 jumps you

[faint crater]

i havent owned an auto car

[soft osprey]

I think you mean 8

[faint crater]

lmfao

[soft osprey]

Please stop forgetting me

[shell bronze]

03 camry, 15 camry, and 02 buick lesabre

[shell bronze]

🤫🤫🤫

[faint crater]

3.8 v6 for the sabre right

those are pretty tough arent they?

oh wait maybe we should be in general chat

[shell bronze]

i was about to say

[pine relic]

when is early acces?

[shell bronze]

#faq

[pine relic]

q4 ok

thanks

[quasi gazelle]

damn 50 hours yesterday

[faint crater]

yeah i'm baby new to this

[autumn notch]

discord is bugged to shit with this channel lol, it doesn't even show up through the browse channels menu

the role for it does nothing too

only ever shows up in the server guide area

[dark folio]

Yeah its really annoying

[brave basalt]

you guys think we are gonna get to fight pierrot

[tough yew]

We are going to have interesting conversations with him for sure

[shell onyx]

wtf? game bugged? i have no weapon

[brave basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122205121741340863/1408975351396433971/GjGuKOsU.gif

[shell onyx]

I just selected the beginner rank fight and I get this guy with no weapon

[tough yew]

Yeah happens with every rank

Supposed to do the ultimate challenge now

[shell onyx]

but i tried that and now I am bored of it as its impossible

[brave basalt]

have you considered playing a different game

[tough yew]

what are you struggling with?

[shell onyx]

if an enemy weapon touches you it is autodeath

[tough yew]

That is the standard on every fight but yeah you need to be very cautious when playing on the ultimate challenge

And I dunno if you’ve had any crashes thus far but if you did its caused by the blood and disabling it for the fight will negate that issue

[shell onyx]

There was one error box popped up saying it needed to close, but I ignored it and could keep playing

[tough yew]

It’ll eventually close your game

[hidden whale]

it would be a shame if we got a ea leak today

a total shame

😉

[tough yew]

what are ya winking at

[shell bronze]

who's gonna tell em

(nothing ever happens)

[vital perch]

posting clips i see

ill join in a bit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424552853783183451/6364321.MP4?ex=68e657fb&is=68e5067b&hm=65e1505dabcc68c080183b73fc0324954ac5b1948d2b166d856397e537360fc4&

[faint crater]

you weren't lying when you said you dont go for parrys in the no damage buhurts

or however you spell em

[vital perch]

why the fuck do they drop their shield only to half sword a shortsword 😭

[shell bronze]

yeah those brave stands it's not worth blocking/parrying anything

the exact moment they get a chance to jump you they will

and with no armor you have to be extremely careful

[faint crater]

yeah

which is the first tier you can do brave stand

[shell bronze]

the risk is already present in one on one combat, now imagine doing it one on four with no added advantages on your end

[shell bronze]

man at arms

[faint crater]

damn do they sometimes have the spear with all the spikes

[shell bronze]

i fight veteran/man at arms with my commoner guy all the time

[exotic gulch]

halfsword chat

[faint crater]

hate that thing

[shell bronze]

yeah

pain in the ass

[faint crater]

hate them

[shell bronze]

i have clips of me beating two though

[vital perch]

plancon

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1424545227011522592/7E6FC41.MP4?ex=68e650e0&is=68e4ff60&hm=f5214b07257299873df26fce3f5845c824db3946265f6a9107a0e0a71f12d304&

[faint crater]

i've got casipoea on rn i could probably win a brave stand

[vital perch]

im gonna do some more spear throwing

[shell bronze]

unarmored?

[faint crater]

yeah i can't find the option though

[shell bronze]

it's modded

[brave basalt]

deserved

[shell bronze]

i put my commoner build into man at arms tier

[faint crater]

no yeah thats what im doing

[shell bronze]

gotta keep surrendering/skipping rounds until you find brave stand

[faint crater]

small buhurt keeps coming

[shell bronze]

buhurts are so ass with loadout selector

your people always turn against you

5v1

[vital perch]

racists

[shell bronze]

ikr

[faint crater]

eh heheh i got it finally

[hasty blade]

yall js asking. will halfsword have a campaign or stuff?

[brave basalt]

I was too nervous to fight the last guy properly XD

[faint crater]

the pole arms ganged up on me

[shell bronze]

with them fuckass gloves and big longsword you might as well do knight brave stand

[brave basalt]

its not a big longsword its pretty normal size

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416656200421998734/8A28C81.MP4?ex=68e69ea6&is=68e54d26&hm=b91b5d96a083318c609bfd575b50974528f615a4406c1e1d96b9dcfa381c5583&

[brave basalt]

you can get that big in commoner tier

[faint crater]

right when I kill the third, the fourth always backstabs me

[shell bronze]

oh i didnt pay attention to pommel and guard design

[shell bronze]

they do get that size in commoner but it's somewhat of a rarity (it's the one you see in this clip)

[brave basalt]

the gloves are vanity i wish i could turn them off

[shell bronze]

you'd be surprised how big of an advantage the gloves give you

[vital perch]

for example half sword blocking is now stylish instead of a deathwish

[shell bronze]

polearm defense also gets much easier

[brave basalt]

more than a gambeson?

[shell bronze]

gambeson just makes you a bit chunkier i kill people with those all the time

[brave basalt]

so gloves are stronger

[shell bronze]

but the gloves are a big deal

[brave basalt]

i might have to retire the gloves

[misty basin]

i have turned the pichfork into a slashing weapon

[shell bronze]

i'd rather go in naked with gloves rather than gambeson no gloves

[brave basalt]

but i love my aesthetic...

[shell bronze]

that's how big the advantage is

[shell bronze]

shiii no judgement here

do what you gotta

[brave basalt]

i also wanna be good at the game

[faint crater]

i keep only being able to kill 3 with no damage

[brave basalt]

and not rely on something

other than my sword

[faint crater]

4th always kills ke

[shell bronze]

yeah it's a pita

i also set a personal time limit of 30-35 seconds from the first strike to the last for my no damage brave stand clips

any more than that and it's way too cheese/boring

[brave basalt]

do gloves make it harder to grab ppl.

[vital perch]

same for my clips , if a duel lasts more than ~10 seconds i trash it unless its insanely nice

[misty basin]

no gloves be like

[shell bronze]

same

no difference

[brave basalt]

you sure gloves w a sword makes much a difference?

[vital perch]

better than no gloves

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[faint crater]

dude its huge

[shell bronze]

insane big difference

especially for max gore players

makes for the difference between a catastrophically failed clip and a still-successful block/parry

[sleek gull]

With gloves - Wrists and hands protected.
Without gloves - Wrists and hands not protected.

Its as simple as that really.

[faint crater]

make it look so easy

[shell bronze]

with sword - they die
without sword - i die

[vital perch]

chat rate the fit

[faint crater]

nice

[sleek gull]

edgy, but dope

[faint crater]

maybe brown hat

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp this yo mans?

[tough yew]

can’t wait for more commoner clothing

[faint crater]

fr

[tough yew]

the simple doublet is getting a little too stale

[shell bronze]

please mod suit n tie in

i need that discord moderator fedora build

[tough yew]

the office but in half sword

[vital perch]

fuckass rng ruined the fit

oh well blue hat

[shell bronze]

rng doesn't save the hat colors

[tough yew]

Add a cane in as well to finish that gentlemanly look

[shell bronze]

it is remarkably annoying

[vital perch]

😔

[sleek gull]

If I could choose a clothing to add/update. I'd ask for wrist guards.

[shell bronze]

mustache

monocle too

[tough yew]

at this point I wanna larp as doctor house in half sword

that sounds fun

[lapis marsh]

What

[shell bronze]

true...

[tender quest]

FIGHT BACK

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-gif-21476391

militus vs buckler dude

[young saffron]

should have aura-farmed and suplexed him

[tender quest]

i only know greatsword , once i lose my weapon im practically useless

[brave basalt]

huh is it me or is movement with the sword better without gloves

[sleek gull]

It is. Gloves add a certain level of movement restriction

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-boneless-hop-on-gif-7192783265645081676

[brave basalt]

good to know

[tender quest]

see?

[sand herald]

with the katana

[vital perch]

what about a body pillow of some sort

@restive barn

[sand herald]

🤯

[shell bronze]

dual katana

[shell bronze]

body pillow on the back

[placid coyote]

hal

[scenic crest]

HOW CAN I SEDN PHOTOS HERE? XD

[placid coyote]

half sewod

[sand herald]

we need to mod in particle effects, green aura with flies

[scenic crest]

I FOUND A BUG, I THINK XD

[vital perch]

pallas cat my beloved

[vital perch]

level 2+

[scenic crest]

oh

[shell bronze]

#1047240101152960525

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-dunzi-closing-eyes-sleepy-gif-4676347702361106431

[scenic crest]

no no. on the game, not here

[misty basin]

pichfork in half sword be like

[shell bronze]

yes that's for the game

[scenic crest]

oooh. look my photo in the channel of photograhy xd

this is a bug no?

[placid coyote]

very delicious

[shell bronze]

yeah it's bug

you win and die at same time that happens

exit to menu and continue

[scenic crest]

yheea jajaja

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/how-original-spongebob-squidward-quazzle-gif-20298555

[scenic crest]

thanks bro

[scenic crest]

but is funny figth neked

[young saffron]

why would you want willie to not be naked?

[vital perch]

aura stolen

[scenic crest]

naked xd

[shell bronze]

some of us have decency

[young saffron]

I don't

[scenic crest]

xd

[misty basin]

what do you think

[placid coyote]

hes very fragile

[scenic crest]

i have more photo of willie naked

[vital perch]

do this and you forever have my respect

[scenic crest]

naked power

[scenic crest]

yhea XD

[vital perch]

no dick ,
no balls ,
and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

[scenic crest]

team sangre xd

[young saffron]

he's a fungus

[scenic crest]

willie is blood team

[brave basalt]

guys what is this guard called

[tender quest]

cutting your own shoulder off guard

[shell bronze]

my mistress no longer with me guard

[vital perch]

lack of maidens guard

[tender quest]

left for another willie

[shell bronze]

left for the early access swole willie

[sand herald]

early access got changed to q4 2026 guard

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

[young saffron]

holding yourself at knifepoint guard

or swordpoint

whatever

[spice copper]

gentlemen

[spice copper]

i installed a trainer like while ago for half sword

and i forgor the damn name 💔

its in my pc somewhere

anyone know a name of an up to date one

[young saffron]

the half sword enhancer is on github

[tender quest]

open the case and find it

[young saffron]

it's pretty good

[spice copper]

lemme look

yes thats the one i have installed

thank you kind man, my dumbass was searching "trainer" and didnt bother to type half sword

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

fuck

[shell bronze]

no perms

tragedy

[spice copper]

embed fail

[sand herald]

thats rough

[spice copper]

suicide by scythe

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-embedfail-get-it-fail-embed-gif-22402006

[sand herald]

at least you found the trainer name

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[vital perch]

anyways does anyone want to hang out in the vc with me

[brave basalt]

i lost all my flow and movement niches once i got rid of the gloves

kill me

[faint crater]

lmfao

[tender quest]

good thing theres nothing there amirite?

[faint crater]

i feel that way when i changed my sens to something diff and then back

now im so slow

[shell bronze]

sorry bro only high skilled gameplay in this household

you swim or you drown

[faint crater]

drip or drown 🥀

[brave basalt]

i paddle

[faint crater]

anyway i gotta go glue paper to other paper for like fucking hours bye

[young saffron]

tragic💔

[young saffron]

W Willie❤️‍🩹

[vital perch]

lore drop:

willie is a clone from a lab and the scientists have willies fight each other as an experiment

totally didnt make that up in 5 seconds

[young saffron]

that would explain the lack of balls

[olive bolt]

Does this game have diffrent maps

[tender quest]

intestine stab, long wait for death had to end him quickly

[young saffron]

nope

[olive bolt]

Ty

[vital perch]

unless you include fence and fenceless arena there isnt

[brave basalt]

where fenceless

[vital perch]

ultimate challenge

[young saffron]

just chilling

[vital perch]

he took my chair

[brave basalt]

EVIL ASS CHAIR

[tender quest]

and looks proud of that fact

[tender quest]

well i was going for a knock out..

[young saffron]

his greed sickens me

[vital perch]

i was walking my dog and i accidentally stomped a snail

i killed the snail:(

[tender quest]

I hate that it still plays a death noise when you decapitate

[brave basalt]

do you guys think the gold shoes are too restrictive of my movement

[vital perch]

they're drippy

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/prairie-dog-someone-in-this-room-is-a-murderer-murderer-surprised-shocked-gif-4746359

[vital perch]

imo

[vital perch]

haha :)

love this chipmunk

[young saffron]

I feel so bad when I do this lmao

[shell bronze]

it's a 50/50

[tender quest]

say excuse me

better, go on through

[azure mirage]

LOL

[tender quest]

what level?

[shell bronze]

2 dollars says commoner boss

[azure mirage]

3 dollars if it's scythe boss

[brave basalt]

scythe is the hardest boss

[azure mirage]

no

[brave basalt]

why not

[shell bronze]

scythe is janky but he's not technically challenging

[azure mirage]

yeah

i don't think I ever died to scythe ?

[brave basalt]

hes not challenging but i find it mostly rng dependant

[shell bronze]

oh thefirst

[azure mirage]

o my god i lost 3 dollars

[shell bronze]

knife in center

[azure mirage]

just get the knife in the middle of the arena

[shell bronze]

take it and stab

win

easy

[azure mirage]

yeah basically

don't let him hit you

[brave basalt]

if you close any distance he cuts you in half

any other boss seems easy enough to beat for me except for the scythe mf

because of how jank it is

[azure mirage]

really

just hug him atp

[brave basalt]

I find the commoner boss the second easiest actually

[azure mirage]

u got it twin

[violet abyss]

What will the price be on release

[slender hull]

20$ likely

[violet abyss]

Dang

[azure mirage]

The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public

faqaphobic

[shell bronze]

70 dollars

poor people need not play this game

[slender hull]

though it will most likely vary based on regions

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[tender quest]

📣 DODGE THIS YOU BASTARDS

[vital perch]

you reminded me of this#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[dark folio]

I predict itll be 268 usd

Trust me

[vital perch]

i think it'll be 25 at most

[azure mirage]

um

[azure mirage]

hell no

[azure mirage]

it'll be 15-20 imo

[young saffron]

when you chop willies face off he looks a bit less handsome and glorious

[dark folio]

You sure

[vital perch]

that's what i think sooo

¯_(ツ)_/¯

idk idk

[tender quest]

he shouldnt of ducked my swing then

[dark folio]

Alright

What if its free but you have to pay for every pixel of willies beautifull body to see him

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-swipe-gif-10863986

[young saffron]

depends which pixels I get to see if you know what I mean😏

(this is a joke... or is it?)

[dark folio]

😳

[shell bronze]

selling my car to see willie

[wild ledge]

abyss mode, fence arena, ultimate challenge (which is just arena without the fence). eearly access is prob gonna have more

[azure mirage]

it is indeed gonna have more

[brave basalt]

i love these deep ass cuts

[young saffron]

selling my willy to see willie

[vital perch]

halfswording my willy to willie

[young saffron]

glad I'm not the only one

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[young saffron]

Procedural? holy shit willie dungeon confirmed

this so so goated

[vital perch]

chat its real

discord turned me into a girl

[faint crater]

lmfao

[young saffron]

me when willies actions remind me of what I did back in 2002:

[soft osprey]

Be born?

[young saffron]

Nah I commited vehicular manslaughter

[soft osprey]

Based

No wait not based

[young saffron]

and then fell off the burh Khalifa

[soft osprey]

Youre are a criminal!

[faint crater]

youre are

[soft osprey]

SMH my head were doing this again huh

[young saffron]

ts shit pmo me off

[faint crater]

arrrrr me matey

[young saffron]

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[soft osprey]

A radioactive sea creature

[young saffron]

Goofer goobers is an alien death cult

an actual theory btw

watch it on youtube it's peak

[azure mirage]

Basically yeah

I'm going to be updating my list

soon

I guess not

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[young saffron]

someone should make a cover of bohemian Rhapsody but make everything about willie

like all the lyrics

[brittle bridge]

ask chat gpt

[young saffron]

no i hate clankers

[brittle bridge]

fair

[brave basalt]

welcome back Exanima

[young saffron]

goated game

[brittle bridge]

yep

[young saffron]

I'm still trying to pass the beast in arena mode

i started playing a month ago😭

tragic💔

[brittle bridge]

I got far in the story a while ago but i always get my shit kicked in by the monsters

[tender quest]

it just says spam message blocked, no specific word

[azure mirage]

really

the entire message can't be sent then?

it lets me send them whenever I cut it to pieces which is 3

[soft osprey]

Yeah I think it’s just too long

[signal wedge]

Then do that you literally take up the entire page

PLEASE

[azure mirage]

LOL

okay 1 second

I'll send it