halfsword-chat-⚔

[hexed dock]

server, and they'd know either way, please stop trying to find every fault to try to make your way out of taking responsibility.

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[vapid hull]

Blood: Blood Particles/Splatter

Gore: Slicability/Amount of physical damage shown

Player Damage: Damage player takes

NPC Damage: Damage NPCs take

[livid wadi]

what would i be taking responsibility for??? i think it would be reasonable to not expect a graphic slider to affect actual mechanical gameplay

[hexed dock]

taking responsibility for trying to argue against accessibility options being fixed

[livid wadi]

i’m not saying they aren’t valid for thinking it’s weird

[livid wadi]

and wanting a way to not have it

[hexed dock]

like god damn are you this ignorant to clear cut evidence

[vapid hull]

maybe you both should take responsibility for shutting up

[shell bronze]

damn it's hard activating gore with this little azz sword

[livid wadi]

bruv

[shell bronze]

@hexed dock @livid wadi let's not

this shit got outta hand

[livid wadi]

thank you 😭

[hexed dock]

i would if this mf actually stopped

[vapid hull]

both of u stop </3 ☮️

[livid wadi]

very confusing little thing that just happened

[hexed dock]

i will, i was just wanting him to stop as well.

[vapid hull]

anyways, billhook still reigns supreme, can't wait for it to be fixed in the EA

[azure mirage]

that last hit wasn't necessary at all

[azure mirage]

plançon??? what???

[vapid hull]

Doesn't have as much leverage

thus it's lamer

[azure mirage]

lamer but better in every way

[vapid hull]

and less safe technically since you have to be closer to use it (ignore its speed)

[azure mirage]

really?

i never died with plançon like ever

[azure mirage]

it has more attack than billhook due to range

[shell bronze]

i'm feeling like comboing tonight sometimes

[azure mirage]

poor guy

[vapid hull]

The billhook has longer range and thus builds far more momentum than the plancon

[azure mirage]

you make my points invalid and I quite dislike that

[livid wadi]

https://cdn.jacher.io/7254c38af642f627.gif

[azure mirage]

i had better moments with plançon than billhook but it's probably how I play

[azure mirage]

LOL

[vapid hull]

like lookit how safe I was this whole time!!

[azure mirage]

you could've done the same with plançon

[vapid hull]

at a coser range

[livid wadi]

question, anyone actually play non-blunt weapons on high armor classes

[azure mirage]

just step half more towards him and would've been it

[shell bronze]

plancon does the exact same thing but more bludgeon lmoa

[azure mirage]

but also goes with like every weapon

[azure mirage]

yeah

[vapid hull]

Yeag

[azure mirage]

the mace as baron

wait no

non blunt? no

[shell bronze]

fodder

[livid wadi]

i don’t get people who do

[azure mirage]

funnier sometimes

[nimble sphinx]

analyze THIS

[azure mirage]

I've never seen you take your precious time to absolutely destroy a willies body

[livid wadi]

but like so harddddd i don’t like challenges 😩

[azure mirage]

he's dancing let him be

[azure mirage]

LOL

[livid wadi]

mace is so easy

just

smack the head

done for

[nimble sphinx]

i think it’s more than dancing buddy 😭

[azure mirage]

yeah usually

[azure mirage]

the 1 fps doesn't let me see enough but he's just dancing and throwing naked willies around

[shell bronze]

bunch of hard to parry attacks damn

[vapid hull]

When the bh hits it HITS

Oh and also the billhook has the added bonus of snagging on people's backs

[nimble sphinx]

why is it so pretty

the filter

[azure mirage]

really good hits

[livid wadi]

i once fought a dude and accidentally instantly broke his neck with the pommel of my sword

like as i was walking past

[shell bronze]

filthy grappler

[livid wadi]

gotta always pick up his hand and offer him it

[hexed dock]

... got warned for using vencord

[vapid hull]

I am so fucking delirious, I'm surprised I coudl hit this

[azure mirage]

i wonder why

[vapid hull]

don't use vencord

[livid wadi]

it is against discord TOS to be fair

i think

used to be at least

[hexed dock]

yea but to be fair it's pretty damn harmless

[azure mirage]

using vencord is agaisn't tos no matter how you use it

[livid wadi]

not really….

[hexed dock]

how so

[azure mirage]

DISCORD's tos, this server only follows it

[azure mirage]

please don't attempt to argue

[livid wadi]

you can see hidden channels, deleted messages, and there’s potential to make plugins that violate privacy

[hexed dock]

no i'm just asking genuinely

[azure mirage]

it'll become arguing

[terse sky]

that swing is beautiful

[livid wadi]

if discord wanted you to see deleted messages there would be a toggle

[azure mirage]

and you know this

[azure mirage]

I recommend stopping

[hexed dock]

okay, the only one of those 2 that are bad is the deleted messages thing. hidden channels just shows the name and stuff

[azure mirage]

tired of you both

[hexed dock]

we're not arguing ffs

[livid wadi]

nah i just won’t respond if it turns into that

[hexed dock]

you're the one arguing

[livid wadi]

i’m just giving info

[nimble sphinx]

you’re*

[shell bronze]

if discord didn't want you to see deleted messages they wouldn't allow logging bots ❤️

[livid wadi]

that’s fair

actually

[livid wadi]

idk then

[vapid hull]

I'm really good when I'm not tired

[livid wadi]

they just don’t like it

too bad

[nimble sphinx]

i wish i had better frame rate

[livid wadi]

turn down your graphics maybe 😭

are you on epic

[hexed dock]

the only thing that's even just potentially harmful towards discord is fakenitro, and that uses embeds to simulate it

[nimble sphinx]

no it’s the screen rec lmao

[livid wadi]

ohhh

what are you using

[hexed dock]

wait there is one other

[nimble sphinx]

i get ~50-60 frames without the screen recorder

[azure mirage]

that's all

[shell bronze]

most difficult encounter against shield user

[azure mirage]

also sikarlo got banned @grand trail

[nimble sphinx]

that’s not

clueless

😭😭😭

[nimble sphinx]

that’s just some random guy named clueless

[vapid hull]

I feel like you'd like bottlecapping

[shell bronze]

what even happen

he was just here a bit ago

[vapid hull]

who is sikarlo

[livid wadi]

i like how helpless the enemies in brave stand are 😌

[azure mirage]

shat

[azure mirage]

skull fire pfp

[nimble sphinx]

manners

[azure mirage]

what*

[nimble sphinx]

oh

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[azure mirage]

more than 2 earnings

[nimble sphinx]

did you mean to @ this guy?? 😭

[vapid hull]

I think my pfp is pretty skull fire

[livid wadi]

VERY subjective but confidence always a good thing

[vapid hull]

angry face or something :(

[vapid hull]

Ojhhhh that guy

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[nimble sphinx]

everyone’s purple

[livid wadi]

no i just really really really hate femtanyl

but that’s just MY opinion

so

[vapid hull]

whyyyg

[livid wadi]

uninspired and performative asf to me

and i’m the guy who actually listens to pretty much everything

[shell bronze]

try going unarmored

[little verge]

Let's Keep it to Half Sword everthing else belongs in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shell bronze]

with no super long polearms/plancon

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[vapid hull]

Youuu!

[livid wadi]

but DO you

i bet you can’t clock me…

[signal wedge]

You heard the man let's move any non halfsword related conversation to General please

[azure mirage]

I'm going to half sword you

[nimble sphinx]

if i halfsword as well would that make it fullsword

THEREFORE

sorry i’ll just go

[prisma saffron]

Actual abuse

[terse sky]

how the fuck

[prisma saffron]

i cant stop watching it

[vapid hull]

This bind was fucking NUTSO

[shell bronze]

dont pmo

[azure mirage]

it pmo

[soft osprey]

well at least i know you got the message and have no excuse now. please follow what was asked

[shell bronze]

@azure mirage bro hit me with a FULL meyer square then grabs me 😭

shit is wild

[vapid hull]

teeth surgy

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[vapid hull]

I thinks me unlocked a new flourish pattern

[prisma saffron]

How to get reshade workin

[vapid hull]

download it or somethjing

[prisma saffron]

Thanks

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-joia-gif-27503164

-# (I used reshade once a year ago and never again)

[prisma saffron]

I used to use it on Gmod when i was trying to make it look very realistic

but it just made it look edgy

[shell bronze]

very engaging fight

[vapid hull]

I used it on half sword to make it sparkly and whatnot

but now I just use dx12 cuz its easier and looks fine

[wintry laurel]

dude i didnt want house md spoiilers

[shell bronze]

what no helmet does to a mf

[quasi gazelle]

I used reshade on HL:mmod

[weary birch]

You mean release* lol

[shell bronze]

fodder

[remote iris]

have u guys heard of this game called halfsword

[shell bronze]

hesitation is defeat

[remote iris]

wow so swag

bet this guy plays halfsword

[oak jay]

When the Game release

[shell bronze]

i actually don't what's that

[shell bronze]

never

[oak jay]

Thx

[remote iris]

you guys play video games?

[shell bronze]

\

[tropic shell]

i just know ur itching to make ppl refund the game once pvp comes out 😭

[shell bronze]

nah i think i'd be pretty mid at pvp

[summer pollen]

would a comedically long greatsword work

in real combat

[shell bronze]

it would pretty much just become a fancy polearm

[hoary rock]

when the full game is releasing

[summer pollen]

yea it works much better in halfsword than swordgrip, i feel like a fromsoft boss with the windup times

[prisma saffron]

We have a window of oct-dec. Look out for steam next fest in October though, maybe we’ll get a real date

[hoary rock]

alr thanks

[inner raven]

That was epic 😭

[terse sky]

may i know your sens unc

[misty gazelle]

Is there a rank thing that lets you post clips to here?

posting lots of stuff to game footage for the time being

[terse sky]

teach me ur ways unc

🙏🙏

[dark folio]

Level 2

[hasty blade]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1415237266598662194 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1414969510275842140

[rotund cipher]

folley became an unc 🥀

[hasty blade]

thy uncs of thy halfswordian city

[restive barn]

thy means your

[hasty blade]

o

fuck

idk fancy english 😭

[restive barn]

its not fancy its early modern english

[hasty blade]

to me its fancy english 😭

english premium

[rotund cipher]

i meant rali is an aunt

not unc

[restive barn]

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning!

[hasty blade]

I will say something that was super terrible back in the 1200-1500's...

Bastard...

[hasty blade]

Yup. i totally understand what you said.

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-ozon-dead-inside-help-black-and-white-gif-23728357

[slender storm]

why the gamer crash?

[hasty blade]

?

[slender storm]

the game crash me

[hasty blade]

game is a bit stoopy

wait

when did it crash

in the final challenge?

[slender storm]

No

in the third level

[hasty blade]

hmmm

thats weird

[restive barn]

its page 1 of the poem "beowulf"

[hasty blade]

oh?

[slender storm]

ehat is the best faction

[hasty blade]

less damage

[slender storm]

???

[hasty blade]

or faster stamina regen

[slender storm]

perfect

[vague sparrow]

Holy polish peasant speak😭🙏

[restive barn]

its old english

1000 years ago

it is not polish

english and polish are related tho

[dark folio]

I agree

[restive barn]

fuh u mean

[dark folio]

I dont even know

[deep cradle]

friendly fire https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lcvlnegtzdaIdGM2t?invite=cr-MSwzbmMsMjUwODUzOTE3&v=5

[wispy patio]

Duh how tf that's not even close to polish

[slender storm]

In the rank man at arms what is the best weapon

[bright badge]

How do I body slam

[muted dew]

Is that t4, t5, t6 or t7?

[muted dew]

You don’t, not without mods atleast

[bright badge]

Dangg does half sword enhancer work for it?

[muted dew]

Idk. Only mod I use is ovrdeth selector

[bright badge]

How do I install that ?

[muted dew]

Start by downloading it from nexus mods

[bright badge]

Alr

[small dove]

i want half sword early access release grrr

[bright badge]

Do you know what the price tag is

And how will it work differently from the demo

[muted dew]

We are working with just as little information as you

[small dove]

we believe it will be 20-30 usd

[bright badge]

I feel like the demo could be its own game honestly

[small dove]

well, it kinda is the whole game for now until the early access releases

but with such little content in the demo, I'm not sure anybody would actually be willing to pay over 7 usd for it (the demo if it was the full game)

[bright badge]

I’m trying to imagine what the early access would be other then more levels

[small dove]

weapons

[bright badge]

This game has great potential though

Next they gotta add vr

[small dove]

I think local splitscreen multiplayer was also gonna be added in the early access

mightve been later they were gonna add it

[bright badge]

Ohh yes multiplayer would be so good

[small dove]

that would just make it blade and sorcery but playable on pc

and without the sorcery

[bright badge]

Was thinking that

[small dove]

and I think it would slow down the update rate for the game if they had to optimize everything in the updates to also make it work for VR

[bright badge]

Oh I’m dumb they would also add new maps

Fighting on a bridge would be fire

[small dove]

maps, weapons, probably some other form of campaign / story, more game modes (free play / gauntlet)

there's a bunch of things that can be added or changed

dulling and sharpening weapons is a possibility, tho I wouldn't see it being added

[bright badge]

I’m excited now

[small dove]

armor

we know there's gonna be some cool armor changes n more armors n stuff

from the WIP channel

armor shiny make happy

[bright badge]

Sorry for the people with slow pcs🙏

[small dove]

oh, right

gore and blood are also probably subject to change

[bright badge]

For better fps?

[small dove]

there's probably gonna be some optimization for weaker devices

[bright badge]

There should be so the game gains more traction

So low end device users have a good time playing

[small dove]

that's the point

[quasi gazelle]

chat what should I try in free play

[restive barn]

man at arms or knight

[small dove]

I found this picture on the r/HalfSword reddit

apparently Willie has a heart

[quasi gazelle]

is there any way I can duel ranks higher than me

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/themercslaughing-gif-20727637

[bright badge]

Also another thing about multiplayer they should add competitive later on

[muted dew]

Yo read the faq

[muted dew]

Making the game vr would mean having to rebuilt pretty much from scratch

[small dove]

if that was to be added, people would be throwing things like that one guy that can do very good lockpicking and open locks with locks and his hands that also knows how to throw those speed square stuffs (McNallyOfficial)

or whtvr it is

[muted dew]

People are already sniping with handaxes from roundstart.
And yes that is the lockpicking guy

[prisma saffron]

#work-in-progress message

[tiny axle]

I'm confused

[small dove]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iGaO9SBnFWE

imagine this in multiplayer halfsword

with an axe or smthn

[bright badge]

Yess

[prisma saffron]

gruesome

[tiny axle]

Why I see old videos of people playing halfsword but they are in other maps and having like, more things?

[small dove]

"noooo don't push me down brother"

[prisma saffron]

i like the factor that death is final because that means your really gonna have to strategize

every move costs your life

[muted dew]

”You are using a German closed sallet, it can be opened using a German closed Sallet”

[quasi gazelle]

playing in first person looks like a body cam

[small dove]

a shaky body cam

[quasi gazelle]

yup

[bright badge]

If someone tries pushing me off a bridge i will make sure he comes down with me

[small dove]

grappling meta

long lives the king alternate ending

[tiny axle]

☝️🤓

[small dove]

they add, change, and remove stuff between version and depending on what you mean, you can also assume mods may be used

[tiny axle]

for real, thx

[small dove]

I believe people mainly play the older versions because of spin kicks and grappling being easier, more powerful, and/or straight up better

[tiny axle]

make sense

[west jay]

So can you behead pepole in medium gore setting with a sword?

[small dove]

halfsword is too easy

[young saffron]

any of yall know how to do that thing where you see your character through the eyes of another willie and you can still move your character?

[west jay]

No sounds sick

[west jay]

Can you give a tip on how to consistantly kill the commoner boss?

[small dove]

the scythe one?

[prisma saffron]

Without using a pitchfork?

[west jay]

The big sword one

[prisma saffron]

Honestly just evade and dodge till you make it

[small dove]

run at him

evade first attack

then stab

[west jay]

Its like a 50 50

If i touch him first he dies if he touches me firs my head becomes a bowl

[dark folio]

Pitchfork

[west jay]

Ok

Ty

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-12337312190850803514

[signal wedge]

Hello spring

Oh I mean autumn sorry

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963911263052767282/1422122914983051264/SPOILER_fish_spinning_for_68_years.mov?ex=68db86ac&is=68da352c&hm=8b42ad8245914fe09cb927da652b7ea7b46b618db5d1b1d0a1bb859b28eb4c76&

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-looking-around-looking-at-you-looking-meme-gif-5251015605453829493

[languid nest]

oops wrong chanel

[dark folio]

Hi winter

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[languid nest]

this freaks me out

[quasi gazelle]

is there any way to duel ranks higher than me?

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-lickye-kanye-lick-tongue-dropout-bear-gif-8113371528097079782

[restive barn]

what happens if i download this video

[languid nest]

idk

explosion

[bright badge]

real

[young saffron]

why is willie so handsome

[zinc cipher]

Hey, does anyone know how i can stop slowing looking at the ground during fights?

should i swing more up or something?

[languid nest]

i wish we could play as this guy

he looks smart

like he knows how to control distance

[azure mirage]

you can press Z to unlock vision

but also makes it really hard to attack and have a point on the willie

so you have to move your camera more than you should

you'll get used to it, trust me

just aim high and for the head

[restive barn]

gn

[languid nest]

gn

[languid nest]

i usually die like 10 seconds after pushing this button

[zinc cipher]

Understood, will aim for the head next time

[azure mirage]

yeah lol

[zinc cipher]

Ill let you guys know how it goes for me

[azure mirage]

👍

might obviously be challenging at first

but u got this!!

[quasi gazelle]

what's the best gear on commoner

[tender topaz]

Whatever you feel most comfortable with tbh

[wispy patio]

Idk about commoner but for peasant the axe is the funniest of them all

The normal axe ofc not that one with a spike at the back

[hasty blade]

whoops. i might have taken the murder a bit too far :3

[gusty breach]

I notice that my game is crashing more than normal

am I tripping?

anyone is having this trouble too?

the error message says that my video memory run out, smthing like that

[high osprey]

Games like this and dev teams like this is forever why I don’t like AAA teams like rockstar or Ubisoft man. All that money and they continue to milk 30 year old titles

[soft osprey]

Turn off blood entirely as a first step.

[tight dirge]

how much will early access cost or an estimate

[soft osprey]

If it still crashes lower graphics and make sure you’re running on dx11 and not dx12

Running on dx11 is important

[azure mirage]

The early access will most likely be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[hasty blade]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1414969510275842140 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1415237266598662194

QWEQRPOJFBDJKBFDHJFD i ned peepol to see diz so le devs see dis.

[azure mirage]

they've probably seen it already gng

[hasty blade]

cant be sure 🙏

[signal wedge]

Ok seriously, you need to stop backseat moderating and replying to things other people have already said.

[azure mirage]

moderating? and it's kind of an add on to tell someone how to disable blood properly

I'm not gonna bother arguing with you since it's a waste of time

I'll keep it in mind though

[signal wedge]

There have been many instances of you replying to somebody that has already been helped by moderators or other users, I know for a fact you have seen there messages and chose to do it anyway. This will be your last verbal warning, if it does happen again there will be an escalation on disciplinary action.

Helping is one thing, replying to someone with the same information a mod or other user have already sent is another.

[azure mirage]

right

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-oh-yeah-spongebob-panty-raid-gif-8681695682581123153

[zinc cipher]

Okay WOW

I have NO aim

[azure mirage]

you'll get better as long as you practice

[soft osprey]

Your help is always appreciated dont get it wrong. You’ve helped with reports a bunch and you help the community a lot, and it’s always welcome. The only issue being when moderators have already addressed something, Thats it. Beyond that Youre good and like I said, appreciated

[zinc cipher]

Do mods work at all rn?

i cant seem to make them work

[azure mirage]

checked

[azure mirage]

mods such as

[zinc cipher]

trying to do the spiltscreen one with girlfriend

[azure mirage]

splitscreen doesn't work

I'm 99% sure it got taken down since it was gonna be added for half sword whenever early access comes out

[zinc cipher]

Im sure that will be soon

[azure mirage]

it's Q4 of this year, so yeah

[zinc cipher]

so far away...

only a few months

[azure mirage]

yup

[wispy patio]

What? For me it runs better on dx12

[wispy patio]

The game is not even out 😭

[soft osprey]

Youre one of the few

[inner raven]

How are they related tho? Polish is slavic branch and english is germanic branch, there are some polish words that were borrowed from english but thats it i think

[zinc cipher]

okay so im noticing i have like.. way more freedom with my movements, just WAYY less aim

if i can figure the aim part out on my own, this could be insane

[azure mirage]

yeah aiming is a little hard

also depends on what you're using too

[harsh hazel]

oh how do i love chopping dead people in pieces (ingame)

how did a cleaver chop me in half

[dark folio]

It got 0 on the sharpness thing

[sullen lodge]

why is the ultimate challenge so buns feels like im using rubber dildos to hit enemies and have the legs of a chicken but the body of tammy from 600lbs life

[azure mirage]

up gore?

[sullen lodge]

are the willies in there jus different or sum than the other lvls

[azure mirage]

should be about the same

[sullen lodge]

i need stronger dildos prolly my form

[halcyon flare]

I think you just get injured over time

Which makes you weaker

[azure mirage]

yeah if you get injured you don't cure every wave like abyss

which sucks

so you have to play with range a lot

to minimize most damage

[halcyon flare]

God I remember doing that challenge it sucked. So bad

[sullen lodge]

i been smacking with polearms in the head that works just this is hard lol

[muted dew]

What in the Cinema

[harsh hazel]

I have fights like that with either the axe or a spear

literally make WWE out of a fully armored fight

[muted dew]

i have said it before and will say it again. 50% of poleaxe is wrestling. And 50% of that wrestling has you completely discarding the axe

[harsh hazel]

i play fully armored with spears so i can chokehold with a spear

[muted dew]

and you cant do that with Poleaxe why?

[harsh hazel]

i just dont play poleaxe alot

but when i do i still do that

[muted dew]

Its literally just a spear with extra hammer bits

[harsh hazel]

yeah ik

this dude had a shield and a spear and still got his knees broken

[quasi gazelle]

anyone else do the feet slashing tactic

[wooden socket]

willobotomy

OH HIS EYEBALL

[limpid anchor]

Problem with poleaxes is that it’s insanely hard to hit WITH the axe part. You usually just keep on hitting them with wood

[wooden socket]

how is bro still fighting

[muted dew]

I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL

[open viper]

is it me or something in half sword remembers me happy wheels?

[prisma saffron]

A little

[wind nebula]

My mom walked in whilst i was hitting someone with his own arm is she gonna take me to a insane asylum?

[prisma saffron]

Half sword is and will be even more grotesque

Than happy wherls

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1422140656729456691/1993FF1.MP4?ex=68db9732&is=68da45b2&hm=4348f99163393502fc84c9e72ef1d39f61ed615a4111216bc50609321b22167a&

[prisma saffron]

i used to watch pewdiepie play it

[uncut compass]

this is but a fleshwound

[open viper]

of course it will, hilariously and gory

[wintry crag]

the term "happy wheels" triggered some core memories

like sitting at home around 11 years old during the christmas vacation and playing happy wheels with my brother and laughing at the gore

[open viper]

such a classic game

i loved playing it back on my childhood

[prisma saffron]

probably the first “gruesome” game i played

and now i dont know why i like physics games so much

beamng, half sword, exanima, gladio mori

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1422138747691991092/C18F8C1.MP4?ex=68db956b&is=68da43eb&hm=4c17d4e4300614d9609192ba09ad424e92e99af6cf4a4acf2bf9a270813dfe78&

[azure mirage]

hi clue

[shell bronze]

wassup

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1422136052964917280/144DF01.MP4?ex=68db92e9&is=68da4169&hm=c54eb5cf5bf555ebc0234c043bff2178c9eb5497580163322fd3e95de0e723f7&

[ember sail]

Ultimate challenge is so bad it's not even funny.

[uncut compass]

well i just have problems with the game crashing but if it doesnt i like it

[little verge]

Disable blood in ultimate challenge.

[uncut compass]

funny enought it sill crashes some times after i done it

[prisma saffron]

its being completely fixed soon

its from a 3rd party plugin

[uncut compass]

mostly after they dissapere

but thanks you guys ^^

[little verge]

The next step would be to drop graphics settings a level and/or try a different Dx setting.

Some people have a Dx12 enabled GPU and they will have a better experience on dx12 vs dx11.

[uncut compass]

personaly i dont have a problem with the game crashing its already a good demo so what it on small hickup

[prisma saffron]

I think they should implement vulkan

[shell forge]

Surprised this killed him, considering his previous experience with the short spear

[dark folio]

The arena mode needs an audience

[limpid anchor]

how do you block so good

whenever I block my hand or arm gets hit

[prisma saffron]

yeah i hope this means we can be watched

just feels a little uncanny

[dark folio]

Imagine crowd surfing

[prisma saffron]

funny how when this was made the game looked nothing like it but now it is above and beyond

[shell forge]

Wilhemina soon?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1422136052964917280/144DF01.MP4?ex=68db92e9&is=68da4169&hm=c54eb5cf5bf555ebc0234c043bff2178c9eb5497580163322fd3e95de0e723f7&

[dark folio]

Maybe

[prisma saffron]

Chaperon 👀

when EA comes i can stop over analyzing this art piece

its very good, i wonder who did it

[shell forge]

What would be the female counterpart to Willie tho?

[prisma saffron]

wilma

[soft osprey]

Girl Willie

[shell forge]

I just imagine regular Willie but with one of those wig shop wigs that are somehow worse and 10x more expensive than Temu wigs.

[azure mirage]

just a wig honeslty

no women r gonna be added to half sword anytime soon though

[signal wedge]

I won't say it

[humble iris]

use a slow motion mod for practice to an extent

you'll get the hang of it eventually

[azure mirage]

or press F ..

[humble iris]

stanima loss stinks

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-flintstone-the-flintstones-baseball-bat-batting-practice-batter-up-gif-18976297

[cobalt lily]

half sword is too underrated

[dark folio]

What?

Whats halfsword

Kitty cat

[cobalt lily]

your kidding right

[devout yew]

my name is willie white, yo

[compact girder]

i only know quarter sword

[lavish lotus]

half swrod is one of the games of time

[devout yew]

what do you think of half sword?

[lavish lotus]

i think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries

[devout yew]

i disagree

[devout yew]

french fries go much better with hamburgers and cheeseburgers than fries

[lavish lotus]

mods, blow up chennoid’s balls.

[compact girder]

but they're french

[devout yew]

there are many balls in the human

for example

atoms

[lavish lotus]

woah.

[compact girder]

atoms havent been invented yet

[signal wedge]

Atoms are not balls

[lavish lotus]

mods, split this guys atoms.

[signal wedge]

The protons, neutrons and electrons are balls

And beneath that the quarks

[devout yew]

he is right

[acoustic stirrup]

and balls are made of that

[devout yew]

true

nothing is a truly perfect ball

[acoustic stirrup]

indeed

[devout yew]

thus you cannot explode my balls, mods.

[acoustic stirrup]

i have triangle larry steedleous see

[devout yew]

for i have no balls

[signal wedge]

I will simply deploy a hellfire missile to your exact location

[lavish lotus]

balls, are spherical shapes, your eyes, are rounded, and spherical. there fore. i rest my case

[signal wedge]

You know what nay

[devout yew]

you cannot bring things from the afterlife into

reality

[signal wedge]

You're getting the tsar bomb

[devout yew]

your hellfire cannot exist

[devout yew]

thank you for giving me a tsar bomb

[signal wedge]

yeah no problem it is going to explode in 0.1 seco-

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[shell forge]

Why is it that Willie can ride a short spear without issue but dagger is somehow a problem for him?

[devout yew]

actually there would be a problem

most humans consider dying by nuke a problem

[lavish lotus]

ride?

[devout yew]

i didnt want to say it

thank you johnny silverman

[shell forge]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[dark folio]

No?

[lavish lotus]

or smth idk i play halfsword

[devout yew]

there is no singular thing a lady has

for example they have fingers

[lavish lotus]

nuh uh

[signal wedge]

Hey guess what we're not having this discussion

[devout yew]

i asked what a kitty cat is

[signal wedge]

Drop it please 😄

[devout yew]

what yo

[lavish lotus]

you got it

[amber vessel]

Genuinely the way characters in half sword act like their wrists are made of paper annoys me

[tender quest]

its fine because willie is a fungus

[soft osprey]

Bro not everyone has muscular ass wrists like you ok

Please don’t shame Willie

[amber vessel]

He's pathetic

[soft osprey]

😡

[soft yoke]

Pop goes the cranium!

[tender quest]

was going to fight the winner but i got bored

last one, bed time

[soft yoke]

got a hand chopped off, but feet work just as well

[hard trout]

does lock on guide ur attacks cuz i went from none to max and i swear it guided smth

[hexed dock]

"hey how's it goin man"

[soft kelp]

this is tuff twin

[dry zinc]

I KILLED THAT BARON FUCK

FINALLY

GOD

[raven stag]

in full release will there be a mode where we can customise what goes into an arena?
How many enemies
How many friendlies
What items spawn
What you start with

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-swing-gif-14837596563859224828

[soft osprey]

Nobody knows what’s coming in early access but the devs. And full release is ways out; what’s coming is early access release sometime during Q4 which is October/december

Well, we do know split screen is coming along with reworked gore system

[ember flame]

i wish there was a way to preorder the game

[soft osprey]

Well at the least, you can support game development soon

[velvet moss]

I can guess yes

[hasty jetty]

This is probably the only game I'll ever preorder

If there was an option

Which there wont

[jovial valve]

why do commoner boss kill me while I hold G not cool ☹️

[azure mirage]

everyone does that

[hasty jetty]

Never give up

Click Escape instead

Pauses instantly

[azure mirage]

yeah

that also

[hasty jetty]

You don't lose nothing either

You only lose 1 point

Like how you do with giving up

[jovial valve]

oh fr?

[jovial valve]

I typed it in my rage but I understand the flaw with my words

[devout yew]

the gust of wind strikes again

[jovial valve]

lmao

[jolly cliff]

767

7¨67¨

[restive barn]

indo european languages

[lean niche]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[languid nest]

sixty seven

six7

6seven

[compact girder]

stone this guy

[stoic ridge]

BILLHOOK SUPREMACY

HOW DO I UPLAOD PICTURE

[pulsar stump]

Son of a bitch I got all the way to Man-At-Arms and lost. Any tips for later in the game?

[stoic ridge]

BILLHOOK SUPREMACY ... longer weapons youre more likely to survive. you dont get the goat weapon until militia and solider. i would turn the difficulty to easier the games not real until people get armor a papercut can knockout ur whole run

[dense bear]

bru when is this game leaving the demo 💔

its been here for like 2 years

🫸 🫷

[stoic ridge]

if they made multiplayer it would blow tf up they could let people play this at your local arcade

i would

[pulsar stump]

I realised I could cheese myself through a lot of early game with the pitchfork

Longsword is no issue when pitchfork is involved

[dense bear]

fat chance bro

we barely getting updates to begin with

[stoic ridge]

bro i really believe in this game i got 3 friends addicted to it... probably in 2 years i can flex my skills multiplayer

im okay with that been playing this game for 2 years leaderboards and skill based matchmaking otw

[dense bear]

2 years brooo

its already been 2

[stoic ridge]

i know but i understand the limitations physics is alot on an engine

i love half sword

[dense bear]

it gets old

after a while

like anything

[stoic ridge]

i dont play it like skyrim or something... a couple runs a week i really feel like im at the gym or something it gives me that thrill... its like coffee to me

[dense bear]

the gym

i feel like im playing the same game

over and over

because i am

they need to add a good gameplay loop bru

[finite cypress]

pitchfork

[pearl ferry]

the combat is the gameplay loop bruv

[dense bear]

no its not bro

its an ascension system

the last update was 4 months ago bru

and theres thousands of people riding on this game

devs could be rich if they just made the game

i mean where is the game thats in the trailers?

[pearl ferry]

gameplay loop:
objective: win a fight
challenge: use the combat system to win
reward: you pulp someone

it says it on the box

[prisma saffron]

This is the same game

[pearl ferry]

rejoice

cus it comes out in like 2 months

[prisma saffron]

Just with placeholder maps

[pearl ferry]

early access atleast

[pearl ferry]

cus it's a demo and any more updates would be giving you features that are in the paid game

[dense bear]

so add the placeholder maps

[pearl ferry]

which will come out

[dense bear]

as an update

[pearl ferry]

in under 3 months

[prisma saffron]

Wish i had good friends like u. They just call it too gimmicky

[pearl ferry]

yeah there will be for $30

[dense bear]

the game will be 30?

an indie game

[pearl ferry]

oh no

$30

[dense bear]

yeah

[compact girder]

im gonna be in crippling debt after this

[dense bear]

30 for an indie game is fucked

[pearl ferry]

no updates stupid devs they could make so much money

[prisma saffron]

There will be many new places in EA

[pearl ferry]

wow if they made money it's so fucked

[prisma saffron]

Patience is key everyone

[dense bear]

yeah im not saying to overprice the game

they could make a ton of money

even if the game is like 15 bucks

[pearl ferry]

ok

then wait for a sale

[dense bear]

like every other indie game

[pearl ferry]

simple

[prisma saffron]

Not to glaze

But your paying for a huge amount of content start early access and much more to come

[dense bear]

what are you replying to ?

[bold vapor]

ive already played 680hrs, i love this game

[pearl ferry]

if you want to pay less then $30 then wait for a sale

#faq

the price isn't set in stone anyways

[dense bear]

i hope not bro

[pearl ferry]

it could be lower, but $30 seems like the average guess

[dense bear]

anyways i dont open steam every day

fat chance i notice a sale

[pearl ferry]

I'd happily pay $30 now instead of paying probably $40 or $50 once the game is feature rich

[pearl ferry]

wishlist it then and you'll be notified when it goes on sale

[prisma saffron]

Put it on your wishlist

[pearl ferry]

there are solutions

[prisma saffron]

there you go

[dense bear]

yall have notifications on your pc?

[pearl ferry]

it sends it to ur email

[prisma saffron]

just making excuses now

[pearl ferry]

yeah kinda

[dense bear]

i have all notis turned off tf do you mean excuse

ts so annoying

[pearl ferry]

teamspeak?

?

[tender quest]

Since AAA games expect over $100 for their garbage slop I think $30 from a good looking game sounds like a damn good deal

[dense bear]

teamspeak?

[pearl ferry]

kinda facts...

[dense bear]

imo both are overpriced but 100 is mindblowingly overpriced

[pearl ferry]

ts? teamspeak

[dense bear]

considering the amount of people buying the game

[restive garnet]

i expect ppl that are complaining abt Indie price are the ones forkiing 100 dollar GTA 6 game at release

[dense bear]

no

this shit

[restive garnet]

dont worry abt the amount, if there are ppl that love this project and are willing to support there will be enough, looking at the amount of players that played HS its an surreal dream

[tender quest]

$30 barely covers a meal out in today's economy

[dense bear]

the devs will get rich and abvandon the game

ive seen it so many times dog

[restive garnet]

our plan is to make games, not leave

[pearl ferry]

maybe if you play some slop simulator game maybe

[tender quest]

And get paid?

[dense bear]

it happened with people playground

[restive garnet]

thats the dream

[tender quest]

It's gonna happen

[restive garnet]

lol

what makes you think they should do more

they did the game, finished it and mods are adding to it

[dense bear]

becuase people love the game

and if they were true to their craft they would uypdate it

[restive garnet]

dont expect updates for ever

[tender quest]

Anyway just thought I'd jump in on the hourly price chat/complaint I'm going to bed now 💤

[restive garnet]

they are done, finished

next project

[pearl ferry]

so you always want updates forever and ever and a game should always have more and more and more

[dense bear]

dont let the hundreds of bugs in your bed crawl in your mouth

[tender quest]

That's where I keep them otherwise I get hungy in the night

[dense bear]

i think if the dev up and leaves they should have the decency to tell us

instead of making us wait patiently

[restive garnet]

they dont owe you anything

[dense bear]

owe?

[pearl ferry]

for a paid product they kinda do but that's another discussion

[tender quest]

That too

[dense bear]

they do though, thats what you pay for

[prisma saffron]

PPG is a mid comparison, team is much smaller and prob has less time

[tender quest]

If constant updates were a thing every game would be monthly subscription

[restive garnet]

you are paying to play a game, not fan service

[dense bear]

i dont mean constant updates, just updates that fit the size of the game

ppg used to be getting updated at a regular pace

[prisma saffron]

And they moved on

Nothing else to add

[dense bear]

and didnt say anything about it

[prisma saffron]

Mods kind of carry it anyway

[pearl ferry]

all one has to do is just post a blogpost saying "no more updates" and that's it really

not that much of fan service going on there

[dense bear]

no announcements or anything

[bold vapor]

how do i beat the commoner boss!

[dense bear]

just got rich quick and left

[restive garnet]

maybe they dont wanna say that, since there are going to be more updates

[pearl ferry]

it doesn't really matter does it? all that's being asked is for transparency really

[dense bear]

its decency

you are paying for the game sure

[pearl ferry]

"no updates for a while; doing other stuff" etc etc

[dense bear]

but the devs should have the decency to tell you

[restive garnet]

i dont think they are obligated to do that at all

[dense bear]

yes obviously they arent obligated

[restive garnet]

like move on play other games

[dense bear]

but they really, really should

[pearl ferry]

optics. they aren't. but it's still optics

[dense bear]

if they respect the people who gave them all their money

they should let them know whats going on

with the game

[restive garnet]

oke welp imma leave it at that.

[dense bear]

k

[misty beacon]

why do ultimate challenge npcs feel smarter than regular npcs

[lucid edge]

Yo

I forgot

How do you kick?

in half sword

[misty beacon]

spacebar

[lucid edge]

Ok

Thanks

I just kicked a guy in the no no square

[pearl ferry]

flamingo legs battle

[pale bobcat]

this game makes me think i need to see a therapist

[dense bear]

BRU THE BOSSSES R SO HARD

caps

[azure mirage]

i mean yeah

[pale bobcat]

i like to brutalize the willie’s

[neat crow]

"Need a Hand?"

[neat crow]

I feel like a serial killer

[vernal pewter]

is it possible to kill the golden knight with no armour or weapons

[devout yew]

its you

you are the bay fishery blacksmith

[devout yew]

spinkicks

[vernal pewter]

which is done how?

for some reason my character cant die, and gauntlet im always naked

[devout yew]

seek wisdom from a higher power

[neat crow]

I went hunting

[devout yew]

tonights the night

[neat crow]

lol

hauling in my kill

[lucid edge]

Holy

I just be-headed someone with an axe

[open viper]

should i buy any game this sale or should i wait till half sword comes out? i'm with around 20 bucks on my steam

[azure mirage]

halfsword will come out in the next 3 months and it'll cost 20-30 according to surveys

so it's up to u twin

it might come out on the last day of December

[open viper]

what are the chances of it getting out october?

[azure mirage]

unknown

[open viper]

damn

[fierce solar]

For anyone wondering about work arounds for auto parry assist -- wasd will set you free. Your feet's position determines a lot of what that system is trying to do with your weapon. So long as you know what position your feet are in, you know what's available to you.

WD\SA for Upper Right/Bottom Right
WA\SD for Upper Left/Bottom Left
etc

[opaque creek]

I will stop spamming spinning attacks when auto parry is gone

Spinning is a workaround

[fierce solar]

would be funny if your character's spine broke

[opaque creek]

Yeah the human body physics aren’t there yet

[fierce solar]

and willie gets to have an existential crisis about it

[open viper]

DON'T GIVE THEM THESE IDEAS

[opaque creek]

Spine broken is a good patch for spinning actually

[fierce solar]

"i just watched this man spin himself to death in front of me, ill never be the same"

[azure mirage]

or tripping

[opaque creek]

That used to exist before the movement patch

But they didn’t patch the glitches, they patched the falling because falling isn’t fun

[fierce solar]

it looks like they glued consciousness to feet and so long as willie consciousness meter = true he's going to be mathematically standing up, even if he's on the floor and has no feet

[open viper]

are they announcing the release date in steam next fest?

[prisma saffron]

likely

[wintry laurel]

buy blood trail vr its very theraputic

[burnt smelt]

If only we could heal between bouts in the ultimate challenge

[wintry laurel]

you slow heal as long as your injuries aren't too bad

[burnt smelt]

Haven't noticed

Genuinely

Is it snail's pace?

[wintry laurel]

i have lol

[wintry laurel]

yes

you can see it happen better in abyss mode

the red damage indicators fade out slowly

may depend on blunt or sword injuries tho

[lost bison]

was there a physics update recently

[burnt smelt]

I'm talking about baron challenge

[azure mirage]

no

[soft kelp]

did a kron with the first guy

[azure mirage]

he's talking about ultimate challenge too

he's giving abyss as an example

[lost bison]

ok they trippin on steam forums

[wintry laurel]

im sure its not too different

[wintry laurel]

this

[soft kelp]

i mean

kinda

[azure mirage]

5/22

[soft kelp]

recent in half sword terms

less than 10 months ago

i eman

5

[pale bobcat]

is on oculus

[past mirage]

Why is the handle of the halberd so good at breaking necks lol

[soft kelp]

cuz its solid wood

idk if ur talking about the voulge or poleaxe

because ironically there still isnt a halberd in this game

[wispy roost]

hell yeah

i keep on failing due to Fatal Crashes

[azure mirage]

on ultimate challenge?

just disable blood twin

[wispy roost]

Thats it?

damn

[azure mirage]

yeah

@wispy roost

[wispy roost]

Huh

Cool

[wild ledge]

has anyone noticed that the physics seem weirder in the ultimate challenge?

im also really having trouble trying to fight the first commoner with only a knife cause the only times the peasant has had a pitchfork is when i instantly am stabbed in the neck trying to pick up the knife

also what is tonus

I've had this game for like a year just never bothered to join the discord at all so I dont know much about some parts of it

[light adder]

When will the game come out

[muted dew]

Anywhere betweeen the 1 st of October and the 31st December

[shy maple]

Turn off blood

Lil jit

[azure mirage]

for early access*.

i hope it releases October 2nd that would be tudd

[shy maple]

Wdym it’s already out

[azure mirage]

demo is out

[wispy roost]

Got it, thx

[shy maple]

Yeah exactly

[shy maple]

Mb someone already answered

[wispy roost]

It's alright

[shy maple]

Tudd

[shy maple]

Will you ever forgive me

[naive holly]

But the game has bot released

Just a demonstration build

That is not final

[shy maple]

Bot

[shy maple]

Really now?

[wispy roost]

Tbh its kinda fun without blood, its just two people just smackin each other before someone falls

[shy maple]

Now this is a revelation

[naive holly]

Got me

[wispy roost]

[shy maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-humble-lemon-lemon-humble-pibble-pibb-gif-17247926760724926413

[naive holly]

Also fym 😂

[shy maple]

What

[naive holly]

I dont know what you meant by "really now"

Yes really

[shy maple]

Really now??

I did not know that

This sir… is a revelation to me.

My eyes have been opened and have never been clearer

[naive holly]

Lol

[shy maple]

I was but a naked babe before you told me this

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[hidden acorn]

Hey how do you reset so you can play at the level you pick rather than say peasant against knights

[fierce solar]

Press on Free Mode / Challenge Mode

[quasi gazelle]

This was it? I kept crashing too lmao

[azure mirage]

yeah

[quasi gazelle]

Even though I just use blood to know if I hit, so it's almost off

[cursive rock]

открой базу и верни мне моего бр бр патапима

tung tung tung sahyr