halfsword-chat-⚔

[naive holly]

Hello gang i called out of work because I am sick

Which means

Bed

And halfsword

[cobalt merlin]

Pro tip, if your opponent is using a pole weapon its best to close distance and try to two hand your sword under his chestplate

like from the sleeve

[tender quest]

maybe i prefer to not kill my opponent

[cobalt merlin]

true

me too

[tender quest]

yes im sure he didnt die from that later in the infirmary

[cobalt merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-gif-12051667

see the issue was

i took his sword hand off

but he kept standing and refused to give up

so

i had to take his other one too

[cobalt merlin]

this one was smarter

[cobalt merlin]

how do you even win the fight by knocking them out like that

[wheat leaf]

I’ve found if you hit esc/pause as a new match is loading it happens fairly often

[tender quest]

they go down like a sack of potatoes and i win

[cobalt merlin]

for me i can knock them out tens of times per match and they just get up and keep going

lol

[supple bear]

yo

[wheat leaf]

gurt

[supple bear]

why does it cap my shi at 20 when im fighting at npc

[wheat leaf]

20 fps?

[supple bear]

ye

[wheat leaf]

Idk if it’s intentionally capped at 20, so I’d say turn down blood in the gore tab(not gore itself) and possibly turn down graphics settings

[supple bear]

ah ok

[wheat leaf]

There is an fps limit option tho, I don’t recall it going as low as 20 but you could check for the sake of making sure

[celest flint]

how do i reset my progress in the game since i have done every boss and i would like to again

[cobalt merlin]

die

[supple bear]

ye

[cobalt merlin]

low end pc

[celest flint]

it saves when i have unlocked the last thing

[wheat leaf]

Die :)

[celest flint]

dying doenst help it just saves

[supple bear]

it caps it but it still looks like 60

[wheat leaf]

60’s ideal innit

[celest flint]

do i delete some logs or reinstall or smthg

[nimble trench]

climbing spinning headkick

[naive holly]

@celest flint

[cobalt merlin]

how do people run the cinematic graphics option bro

[naive holly]

They dont. That's from promo footage

[cobalt merlin]

i have a 5080 and a 14700K and i cant run it bro

[naive holly]

Its not meant for gsmeplay

[digital eagle]

will this game be multiplayer when released?

[cobalt merlin]

crazy world

[naive holly]

Splitscreen no online

[digital eagle]

ohh ok

[cobalt merlin]

unfortunate

[celest flint]

awesome ❤️

[wheat leaf]

Fun fact Willie can only throw crescent kicks and front kicks, don’t let anyone tell you it’s a roundhouse

[supple bear]

and you wanna say i have a low end pc bruv

[naive holly]

Again, not meant to be ran its meant for screenshots haha. Game isnt optimized at all, literally not an ounce.

[cobalt merlin]

u right my pc is low end

i have to go put 2 5090s in sli and test if it runs fr

[naive holly]

Ive got a 1060 6gb and an i5 7k and I get like 70 on high with some tweaks

[supple bear]

10 50 better

[naive holly]

Don't talk to me abt low end my computer is 8 years old 😤😤

[wheat leaf]

That’s reasonable

Almost on par with my 3060

[supple bear]

in age atleast

[naive holly]

Oops there goes a hand

[red prawn]

If you dont have damage to player and damage to npc maxed out then you not a real one

[cobalt merlin]

i get 70 fps too

with a 5080

lol

[supple bear]

what tweaks

[cobalt merlin]

hahaha

this game lol

[supple bear]

i would like at know

[wheat leaf]

Oh yeah? Try zero damage to either on t8

[cobalt merlin]

first person players are CHADS

[supple bear]

cant type at all today

[red prawn]

thats just not fun gng 😭

[naive holly]

.ini tweaks that reduce some of the unnecessary graphics, and also the Enhancer graphics changes.

So like I run the lighting on high but the reflections on medium.

[wheat leaf]

Sorry I forgot yall mf’s out here teaching Willie FUCKIN SPINJITSU

[nimble trench]

lol you can do beautiful roundhouses etc just takes a little bit of skill

[wheat leaf]

A roundhouse requires the foot horizontal, his foot stays vertical

[supple bear]

i have everything on low

[swift aspen]

I really am starting to love this communtiy

[supple bear]

cus you ppl glazing high graphics like they mean sum

[naive holly]

Ill show ya

[wheat leaf]

A crescent kick is basically a front kick from the side, the foot stays straight up and it rotates from the hip, just as Willie does as he can’t rotate his legs sideways without y’all REALLY trying

[naive holly]

I like the warm lighting but thats all that matters to me

[nimble trench]

u can still throw it horizontally just takes angle

[supple bear]

ye but low= more preformence

[cobalt merlin]

kicks are pretty useless ngl

[naive holly]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3376864446

You can follow this guide to have your resolution at 100 and mess with the graphics. The tweaks i was referring to

[wheat leaf]

But it usually always lands with the side of the foot making contact

[cobalt merlin]

HOLY SHIT another willie who wont go down i stg

[wheat leaf]

A roundhouse hits with the top of the foot and lower calf

[supple bear]

i already use that bro

[naive holly]

True. I just mean ive found the middle ground where I dont drop below 60 and my game looks good enough to my liking

[nimble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/edson-barboza-ufc-kick-dance-chicken-gif-11730758

[naive holly]

Dope

[nimble trench]

it can hit with the heel/ ankle

[supple bear]

ye

[cobalt merlin]

hitting the top of your foot on a guys shin is a good way to take yourself out of the fight ive found out lol

[supple bear]

screen size is 25 tho

[nimble trench]

or a highkick that lands into a guys elbow if he has his guard high

hurts like hell

[cobalt merlin]

yeah

hitting a knee or an elbow with a kick

ouwie

[nimble trench]

knee is okey but an elbow hurts like shit

[wheat leaf]

Leg kicks are such a beautiful 50/50, on one hand you can literally disable someone with a good leg kick, yet if they check it correctly they can just as easily break your leg

[cobalt merlin]

LMAO yeah

[supple bear]

wow\

[cobalt merlin]

Im a big fan of bare knuckle boxing

[supple bear]

same bro

[wheat leaf]

It’s pretty badass stuff

[cobalt merlin]

my favorite strike will always be a punch to the inside of the forearm lol

[wheat leaf]

I like Muai Thai a lot

[nimble trench]

yeah just gotta use them right and have conditioned legs

most leg break happen due to being stupid

[supple bear]

like the feeling of just killing an npc by fist is amazing

[novel talon]

ye olde boxing stance

[novel talon]

i haven't been thinking big enough

[cobalt merlin]

willie did not get a single punch in

lol

[cobalt merlin]

well yeah

but ye olde boxing stance works very well in bare knuckle

[nimble trench]

i have like 30 gigs worth of half sword clips this one is just a basic headkick💔

[novel talon]

gotta protect all the fleshy bits cause chances are they'll break their hands on your face

[supple bear]

idk how to spin kick

[cobalt merlin]

getting hit in the arms while covering your head hurts way more without gloves, especially the inside of your forearm

[nimble trench]

shit and spin while pressing space

takes a while / more fps the better also your fov etc

[cobalt merlin]

usually one good punch connecting to the face draws blood or ends the match

and drawing blood means a pause

[wheat leaf]

On an amateur level 100%

[novel talon]

the spin technology opens a whole new world

[cobalt merlin]

man i love bare knuckle its a different world

[supple bear]

im a man of honor

[wheat leaf]

Fuck I love martial arts why is this the convo when I gotta work and drive n shit

Yall have a good one im not losing my license for texting and driving on halfsword discord

[nimble trench]

enjoy

[novel talon]

me when i fold a person like a well-ironed shirt

[nimble trench]

honestly i wish halfsword had more effective grappling like i got a legit kimura one and it just doesnt do anything

[novel talon]

yeah it's disappointing, unsure if it will be directly addressed but breaking of limbs was a step in that direction

[cobalt merlin]

grappling is kinda

idk man

u wanna hug men??

[nimble trench]

true

i mean it is fairly complicated gor a game like this

[novel talon]

yeah man

[cobalt merlin]

if we go down to the ground im pressing escape

[nimble trench]

yes i will break you

its so effective

[cobalt merlin]

i will buck break you

[nimble trench]

ive been grappling for a year and a half and its just so effective against strikers etc

[deep citrus]

yeah man

[novel talon]

yeah that also, it'd require a pretty in-depth system or feel rushed and out of place next to the weapon combat

[nimble trench]

yep

[cobalt merlin]

im spamming right overheads

fuck you

[nimble trench]

u can try lol

double blastimg your ass like foxy from fnaf

[novel talon]

guy has never experienced catching air-time from a cheeky double

[deep citrus]

the best thing is to mix a little bit of striking in with your grappling or vise versa : D

I'

[nimble trench]

i mean my kickboxing is alright but my grappling is my main focus

[deep citrus]

I'm not a particularly good grappler but I'm tall and have very thick legs so I can throw pretty basic kicks with good form

[novel talon]

yeah if you're kinda working for a mixed martial experience then 100%

[cobalt merlin]

yeah i have never been doubled

[novel talon]

but otherwise like, if you punch someone in a grappling session, you'll be kicked out

[cobalt merlin]

and i never will be lol

[novel talon]

lmao

[deep citrus]

knock on wood you already manifested it int othe world

[cobalt merlin]

Nah i like a challenge tbh

if somebody wants to come double me im ready

[deep citrus]

tomorrow you're gonna get thundercunted onto your rear by a 5'4 wrestle-junkie who's almost as wide as he is tall

[cobalt merlin]

Ngl i dont want a 5'4 guy in my rear

[novel talon]

rag-dolling a human being is not so difficult, it happens sort of all at once

[deep citrus]

lame

[novel talon]

clearly missing out on eighty percent of the fun of combat sports

[cobalt merlin]

Yeah i know

im just saying

[pearl ferry]

Why is grappling so homo

[novel talon]

you're already BEATING on another GUY and SWEATING and HUFFING and PUFFING

[deep citrus]

man I wish I was more focused on MMA when I was a young lad I'd probably have a shot at going pro

[nimble trench]

im a heavyweight and wierdly athletic so graplling is fun asf for me

[cobalt merlin]

im not letting anyone double me

[deep citrus]

but I'm already 20 and only just a novice

[novel talon]

not much difference when you grab em

[nimble trench]

hi

[cobalt merlin]

Idk man i dont wanna cuddle nobody i wanna fight them

[nimble trench]

when u are bottom mount and guys sweat from his hair drips in your mouth mmm yumm

[cobalt merlin]

thank god bare knuckle boxing doesnt allow grappling

[pearl ferry]

Bare knuckle boxing is homo too

[novel talon]

the association of same sex people squeezing one another without any further context into grappling comes off as pretty gay

[nimble trench]

lol breaking arms and chocking someone unconscious is cuddling

[pearl ferry]

You guys are trading blood

Pretty gay to me

[cobalt merlin]

Yeah basically

[nimble trench]

grappling is gay i love it

no homo tho

a little

[deep citrus]

bare knuckle boxing is just arthritis speedrun any% but ig at least the brain damage isn't as bad

[cobalt merlin]

ive choked a few people out back in the day and i never felt straight after it

[novel talon]

all combat sports are gay

fact

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-jevil-deltarune-jevil-deltarune-truth-nuke-jevil-truth-nuke-gif-7698744649736936633

[deep citrus]

buddy you might want to sit down for this

[cobalt merlin]

yeah my right knuckle is basically fucked permanently

[novel talon]

who's gonna tell bro

[deep citrus]

if you question your sexuality every time you come into that form of contact with a man

you just MIGHT NOT be straight

[cobalt merlin]

Damn.... maybe i love men

[nimble trench]

i have a girlfriend but i told her the sport i do is gay as fuck and she okey with it

[cobalt merlin]

Kiss me

[novel talon]

amen brotherman

[deep citrus]

it's ok we're all supportive of gay fighters amen

[nimble trench]

sure but you are bottom

[cobalt merlin]

crazy stance

[pearl ferry]

Wanna grapple and get all sweaty and fight eachother into submission

[cobalt merlin]

yeah im gonna choke you till you submit

[pearl ferry]

Okay :3

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-vào-mặt-cái-cám-bonk-anime-bonk-meme-bonk-dog-gif-26069974

[cobalt merlin]

rear naked choke :3

[deep citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[novel talon]

least gay grappling exchange

[deep citrus]

lmfao

[novel talon]

dude this is a crazy gif

[nimble trench]

anyone wants to get mothers milked by me?

[novel talon]

the impact frames are so quality

[pearl ferry]

What does this mean chat

[deep citrus]

please put me in a banana split and RIP ME IN HALF

thank you for your consideration

[nimble trench]

a submussion

with your chest

[nimble trench]

sure

[tender quest]

enough now

[nimble trench]

we are just being romantic

no nsfw stuff

just love

❤️

[deep citrus]

aye aye captain

[soft osprey]

I hate love

[pearl ferry]

HATERS

[novel talon]

the barons have spoken

[nimble trench]

lol imagine

[deep citrus]

EVIL moderator ..

[soft osprey]

This is me, see how likeable I am?

This is you

[novel talon]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[nimble trench]

spreading love to everyone

[cobalt merlin]

thats me

im gonna save that

[novel talon]

lmao

[deep citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[novel talon]

so sassy

[nimble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[cobalt merlin]

nah actually thats me but honesty is maxed out

[novel talon]

dies

[pearl ferry]

your average happiness drops every stat by 50% so basically that's not a passing grade anymore

[novel talon]

how do you win ultimate challenge

shit is hard

[pearl ferry]

get plancon and swing like caseoh

[nimble trench]

i love loving people and being kind to everyone

[novel talon]

plancon?

[pearl ferry]

spiky stick

[naive holly]

PLANÇONNNNN A PICOOOOTTTT

[novel talon]

the pain stick

mhm

[nimble trench]

maybe im the only one but the whole sword and weapons aspect in the game doesnt interest me as much as the fist fighting idk why💔

[novel talon]

the fully armored fights are so silly sometimes

[nimble trench]

i still do play it just significantly less then the fist fights

[novel talon]

you ever fist fight in armor?

it's kinda goated

[nimble trench]

sometimes but willys cardio cant handle a basic combination

[novel talon]

lmao

[swift aspen]

i did it often when 10th hit to head with hammer didn't knock him out

[novel talon]

you're not hittin em hard enough

gotta really liquify the brain

[swift aspen]

idk when i start throwing hands they get koncked out instantly

[nimble trench]

like how does a lil ass skinny mfk have worse cardio then me who is twice his size💔

[novel talon]

bro subsides on like

rotten grain and gruel

[nimble trench]

i mean true

but still

[novel talon]

i feel you

[nimble trench]

he is probably a farmer or something wdym you cant throw 5 punches and a kick

and not gas out

[novel talon]

bro has measles, rest in piece

[nimble trench]

💔

and then u want me to fight in an armour like the hardest level with full armous is hardcore

[nimble trench]

its fun but until u get hit once and gas out ( again )

[novel talon]

yes but it feels really good when you make a paste out of the other guy

[nimble trench]

true

i wish they added a boxing mode just fist fights but with armour gloves

in the gamemode where u have to grab stuff to fight and get the gloves its so good

[novel talon]

spoilance is good fun

the candlestand is quite deadly

probably my personal favorite weapon

[nimble trench]

if the npc has it u just have to cling and spam kicks the most effective

[novel talon]

you can just push people around with the four prongs

[nimble trench]

or the wooden things are goated

[novel talon]

then stab them with the spike or crack them with the shaft

i like it in abyss a lot

[nimble trench]

the shaft

[novel talon]

izz literally what it is

[nimble trench]

the abyss is so fun

but why does it feel like it has different physics or is it just me

[novel talon]

i mean things are a little more floaty i guess

the rocks make for uneven ground i think

or it's placebo

[nimble trench]

never thought about that

like the kicks and how punches land etc just feels different

[novel talon]

mhm

i haven't really experienced similarly but it could very well be the rocks n stones

[nimble trench]

how many hours u got on halfsword?

[novel talon]

40 roundabout

i had like

20 on the other copy

so like 60-65

[restive barn]

631.5

hours

im a modder

[nimble trench]

and on the other one like 70

[nimble trench]

hell yeah

[novel talon]

you done diddly half sworded a whole lot

admirable

[nimble trench]

and 70% of all those hours is only fist fights 😭

[novel talon]

i like trying to recreate real hema techniques in the game

so i mainly stick to swords

but like cool pole-arm techs and spear techs are fun to try as well

but i don't find the game like

[nimble trench]

i see

[novel talon]

there just isn't enough like

progression

basically

[nimble trench]

i mean i love the swords and weapons etc but the fist fighting is just more fun for me

i wish the npcs would have better ai tho

[novel talon]

i wish they threw in the towel earlier sometimes

[nimble trench]

yeah or just attacked more smart

[novel talon]

i'll be standing across from some bloke who has no business standing and after he stumbles into me the physics go wonky and he caves my skull in with a headbutt

[novel talon]

yeah for sure

[vital dagger]

broski wont die

[surreal hearth]

game keeps crashing my pc 😭

[nimble trench]

or in the fist fights they just punch in the body and barely throw kicks i feel like

[nimble trench]

ts could be a berserk panel

[nimble trench]

lol what specs u have

[uneven galleon]

i have geforce 256

[surreal hearth]

uhh rx 7600 and a 5800x3D

shouldnt rlly be crashing

on medium settings

it crashes my ENTIRE system bro

[novel talon]

local man too angry to die

[novel talon]

must be some kinda insane memory leak

[frigid gorge]

.

[nimble trench]

i play on medium and have 120 fps idk the game is complicated in this way

[vital dagger]

tryna dropkick

[nimble trench]

Tuesday be like

[novel talon]

sometimes i feel like, i get a pretty good bloke

[vital dagger]

bros still alivre

[restive barn]

gn chat

[nimble trench]

zamn

[vital dagger]

bro said "mercy good sire"

[nimble trench]

sometimes they fight like prime connor mcgregor but the other ones fight like a drunk uncle

[vital dagger]

even bro

[nimble trench]

i mean he probably still has his left nut its not over yet

[novel talon]

yeah ts kinda crazy

[novel talon]

what did you do to bro

[vital dagger]

slicey chop snip snip

[novel talon]

he's been divested from himself

truly tragic

[novel talon]

also bro went from mystic mac to coked out conor

truly tragic

[nimble trench]

Connors downfall in mma is horrible and sad

overall idc he made his
money and is happy with his family but still parties and is with other women etc

not chill

[novel talon]

bro predicted his own downfall

the money made him mad

but he set up his children's children

and grew the sport to an unprecedented degree

[nimble trench]

fr

[finite harbor]

Can someone give me advice to get better at the game?

[heady cloak]

try practicing hitting specific areas and remember to keep your distance until you see an opportunity to attack

[novel talon]

moving in the direction you're attacking will greatly boost the damage of your attack

momentum and physics are super important in this game

[cobalt merlin]

Pick good weapons

[novel talon]

there's a stick that hurts people

very spikey you see

[cobalt merlin]

I found that i can fuck anyone up with a longsword with ease

[odd imp]

highest score in abyss?

[novel talon]

a gazillion

[pearl ferry]

mess around with mouse sens - it's personal preference but getting a setting you enjoy helps

play freemode more than the gauntlet. freemode lets you try riskier tactics or experiment more freely without the fear of death

play variety of weapons. even if u suck at them. helps overall game knowlege

[novel talon]

oh yeah

is there like

a way to revert the gauntlet mode making every enemy in every rank the hardest guys

or do i have to beat ultimate challenge

[cobalt merlin]

look at this dude

little bro stood no chance

[pearl ferry]

wym

like only fight the boss?

for each tier

[novel talon]

i'

i'll take a screenshot

[novel talon]

as you can see

[ornate sail]

Could somebody help me out with the game Im not able to download it

I click download and nothing happens 🥀

[finite harbor]

I cant go past the beggar boss

[cobalt merlin]

close distance and kick a lot

[finite harbor]

How do i kick?

[vital perch]

space

[pearl ferry]

some good falchioning

[novel talon]

you twerked on that bloke for a while

[jolly gorge]

that reminded me, it seems that buttock size varies by character or that's what I've seen so far

[cyan cloud]

My top tip that made me slightly better: banning myself from the big candlestick

[jolly gorge]

in the abyss or spoilence?

[cyan cloud]

Abyss. I love grabbing it in Spoilance and trying to fight everyone at once, but I do need to learn other weapons and how to counter the Murder Candlestick

[pearl ferry]

twerrking helps you stay out of billhook range and lets you cleave their head off

[celest jasper]

Anyone else think they should add a feature to where you can attack still even if you're on the ground? Cause sometimes my guy just trips over a small item, then I fall over and the other people just come kill me, even though I didn't have an injury. But if you fell over and hit your head, I could understand why you wouldn't be able to attack while on the ground

[mental kelp]

they sorta do its just not that good really, though I'm barely on the ground so I don't see it much

[tough yew]

You can actually attack on the ground

[mental kelp]

not related to ground attacking but

[novel talon]

awesome

[cobalt merlin]

lmao peasant with a greatsword

[sweet hamlet]

Figuring out spacing is super key IMO. I found that you want to learn the lethal ranges of weapons because too close will not do much, and obviously too far won't do anything at all.

Once you have a better idea of how to control your character there's a lot of clever ways you can change your lethal range for farther or shorter distances

[cobalt merlin]

kinda useless against armored opponents i’d imagine

Yeah maybe

I use the long or great swords a lot

Theyre fantastic

[sweet hamlet]

everything's a whacking stick if you try hard enough

[cobalt merlin]

Well usually if my opponent has a sword also i keep my distance

[celest jasper]

I've never been able to, it's like he tries to lift his arm but doesn't

[cobalt merlin]

try to swoop in on the inside of their arm either from the left or right upward strike

usually works

But the best case scenario is if they dont have a bladed weapon, then u js half sword and beat them to death with the pommel

[sweet hamlet]

I swear this was not how I intended for this to go

[cobalt merlin]

slipping it under their helmet

great move too

wtf is that

no thats a nodachi

or something like that

katanas arent that long wtf

crazy

[sweet hamlet]

this one was way cleaner

[sweet hamlet]

Tachi, I think.

[cobalt merlin]

true

[lapis marsh]

real

[wheat leaf]

There’s a O-Katana / Nodachi in the vicious weapon pack

[cobalt merlin]

Nah

thats a nodachi or odachi for sure

[sweet hamlet]

oh, this one's a weird experiment, I actually lowered the FOV for a while. put it back on default later though

[wheat leaf]

It’s pretty good lowkey, a bit heavy tho

[cobalt merlin]

tachis arent even that long

[uneven galleon]

ok

[cobalt merlin]

iirc tachis are made for horse combat

[sweet hamlet]

horse wielding katanas

[wheat leaf]

Tachi is basically the earlier version of the katana, same size if not slightly shorter, worn edge down rather than edge up like you say for horse combat

[cobalt merlin]

Yeah

odachis are the huge ones no?

field swords

[wheat leaf]

Yessir

[cobalt merlin]

well nodachi is the field sword

[wheat leaf]

I don’t know the exact translations but iirc Nodachi and Odachi are very similar

Possibly an interchangeable term

[cobalt merlin]

lemme google it

[wheat leaf]

Like fencing pretty much, based on real fighting but progressively became more of a points thing over the years

[cobalt merlin]

oh yeahh

its basically the same thing

lol

[wheat leaf]

Ones a term for its application, ones a term for what it is

[cobalt merlin]

yeah

[wheat leaf]

O-katana might be the same too

[cobalt merlin]

jesus fuck

[wheat leaf]

They didn’t wield those

[cobalt merlin]

forget about two handed swords, get ready for two manned swords

[wheat leaf]

Nobody really knows where that one came from iirc it’s believed to be more like a challenge for a blacksmith

[cyan cloud]

That’s more of a “look at how good my blacksmith is” thing

[sweet hamlet]

clearly this was what you asked for yes? /jk

[cobalt merlin]

it was pretty good blacksmithing

[young ledge]

Trying to use the spear like a bo staff

Little too floaty and the arms get too confused atm

[wheat leaf]

Especially considering steels rarity back then

[cobalt merlin]

Well yeah

their steel sucked major balls

But they did what they could

and made pretty good stuff out of it

[wheat leaf]

It’s funny how expensive that steel is, tamahagane

[cobalt merlin]

of course

they still make it the traditional way

in only one place iirc

[wheat leaf]

I bought a handmade Japanese katana, for 1060 carbon, a better more consistent steel had a final price under 400 cad, to buy the same sword in tamahagane would have been ~3000

[cobalt merlin]

Welp

you know

if you buy a katana

it oughta be an original

i wanna buy a real historical one

[young ledge]

bonk

[cobalt merlin]

but i wont use it ofc

[wheat leaf]

Its original enough that they hand engraved kanji of my choice into the blade so I’m happy

[cobalt merlin]

i mean original japanese one yknow

But ofc for cutting youre better off with a modern steel one

[wheat leaf]

A historical original would be sick I can’t lie

Just for display

They can be biiiiig money

[cobalt merlin]

fr fr

i saw a

i forgot whats it called

its a wakizashi size tho

but really nice

with gold inlays and stuff

for sale local

its sick but expensive

[wheat leaf]

Cheapest historical option prob a ww1/ww2 officers katana, there’s a specific name but I forgor

They sell like any other mil surplus

[sleek gull]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BteJPKMe_IM

1 Yen = 0.0068 United States Dollar

Which is honestly, a good price.

THough you can get the second option, which would be around 100,000 yen, or $675

[stable rivet]

for a traditionally made katana, it's a good price

but there's no way im spending that much on something that's going to be sitting in a shelf

yeah, fair point

it's a nice hobby to have, but sadly, you can't really go around carrying it nowadays

[sleek gull]

That is just for training purposes. Much like in HEMA, you can find people using either feders or plastic swords these days.

The skills used with the bamboo can be done with a sharp katana. But you don't really want to practice with that = )

Absolutely lol

Totally. Same with those who practice HEMA. There are competitions, but not everyone goes that route. Some just enjoy swinging around a feder in their back yard = )

[lapis marsh]

Self defense

[sleek gull]

A long sword makes for a tricky self defense weapon in the home. If you are in a wide open space, it is useful, but in a hallway, you are at a disadvantage. I'd rather a shotgun personally lol

[lapis marsh]

The robber with a knife when I whip out my broadsword and use a series of complex movements to seperate his head from his body

[cyan cloud]

“I own a longsword for self defence, just as the king intended”

[lapis marsh]

I WAS JUST GONNA POST THAT

[lapis marsh]

Nah bruh I live in medieval England we don’t have shotguns

[cyan cloud]

“He bleeds out before the Knights Hospitaller arrive, as triangular-profile estoc wounds are impossible to stitch up”

[sleek gull]

This would be a good one in a home. A 'long knife'

Not quite as short as a dagger, not quite as long as a short sword.

[lapis marsh]

Shortsword gaming

Fuck

[wheat leaf]

Get a Gladius and have 10x the aura

[sleek gull]

F yeah!

[lapis marsh]

Actually nah I’d have a mace for self defense

[wheat leaf]

You ok?

[lapis marsh]

Or better yet a morning star

[wheat leaf]

Do you often fantasize of beating a home intruders head in with a metal club

[sleek gull]

I mean hell, if we are looking at home defense, why not a short spear? Don't need to worry about tight spaces, you just need to stab!

[soft osprey]

Swing to the left, swing to the right

[lapis marsh]

Too cumbersome to carry

[cyan cloud]

Do you not?

[sleek gull]

Nah! a 4 foot spear would be fine! lol

[digital eagle]

where would be the best place to buy a sword?

[lapis marsh]

No it’s just anyone who enters my house without permission is legally accepting that they will explode

[cyan cloud]

A full pike and shot formation

[wheat leaf]

I’m Canadian if I so much as considered telling a home intruder to leave I’d be arrested

Wrong reply

[wheat leaf]

.

[sleek gull]

LOL The last state I lived in was the same exact way. If I didn't offer the intruder coffee, i'd be tossed in maximum security.

[lapis marsh]

‘Apologies would you mind passing me your jar of maple syrup, eh’

[wheat leaf]

That being said, gladius is perfect home defence, short thrusting sword with a wide refined edge

[lapis marsh]

As the Roman Empire intended

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/unimpressed-meh-shrug-historyofthe-world-nice-gif-4640335

[cyan cloud]

Canada only has polar responses to aggression. “Oop, sorry” and “dial The Hague, I just did a new one”

Hockey sticks are pretty solid bludgeons. I don’t think coding ice skates in Half Sword will be easy though.

[wheat leaf]

Nah I might go to prison but If someone tries invading my home I got like 4-5 swords at my disposal

[humble bloom]

probably easier to just delete friction from the code.

[lapis marsh]

They did burn down the White House that one time

[wheat leaf]

If the detectives want my tax dollars they will have to earn them

[lapis marsh]

Bro thinks he general grevious

[wheat leaf]

Would general grievous lose to a home invader tho

Exactly

[lapis marsh]

Do you have four arms

[sleek gull]

depends. Is it Kenobi's home?

[lapis marsh]

Is that home invader called obi wan

[wheat leaf]

2 arms and 3 legs babay

[lapis marsh]

Ok that’s it bro. Get in the trash compactor

[wheat leaf]

NOOOOOOOO

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/general-kenobi-general-grievous-revenge-of-the-sith-star-wars-gif-26397323

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-obi-wan-general-kenobi-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-13024140

[lapis marsh]

Best line in the prequel trilogy

[wheat leaf]

I used to have a lightsaber that’d be a menacing home defence weapon

Even a fake one

[lapis marsh]

Itd be a menacing weapon full stop bro

Unless it’s fake

[lapis marsh]

If you pull up with a fake lightsaber I’m laughing my ass off and capping yo ass

[wheat leaf]

The blade was designed for fencing/sparring so iirc the same material as plexiglass bullet proof windows

[wheat leaf]

Making lightsaber noises with my mouth, pausing to breath every few seconds as I approach

[sleek gull]

'Hears door break open'
'Grabs custom Lightsaber with SD card loaded up with custom sounds'
'Creeps around the corner'
'spots the intruder'
'intruder spots homeowner'
'lightsaber turns on'

Sound of Peter Griffin laughing as the room illuminates in an assortment of flashing colors

[lapis marsh]

Application of morning star to face

[untold zinc]

how do i use free mode i dont get it

[wheat leaf]

I’m grabbing my greatsword I just remembered I have one lol

[pearl ferry]

If someone breaks into my house they seeing me butt naked so it's like I'm a scottish highlander charging down a hill

[cyan cloud]

See, this is why burglary is a risky proposition. Everyone knows that there’s the risk they run into the guy who’s been dreaming of this moment every time he wrenches a Willie.

[untold zinc]

whenever i hit challenge in gauntlet mode it just like

goes back to hte first page

[digital eagle]

i have a lightsaber, i dont think it would be very effectuve though...

[cyan cloud]

Try a light sabre instead

[sleek gull]

Pffft. If you aren't using a laser sword, then what you are really doing?

[lapis marsh]

Lite sabre

[lapis marsh]

Where are my laser swords government

What the fuck am I paying taxes for then

[cyan cloud]

Now with just one calorie

[lapis marsh]

What would a lightsaber even taste like

Probably radioactive

Also I’ve just had a ‘what the fuck are we talking about’ moment

[analog pelican]

is there anywhere specific i should post this?

[wheat leaf]

What a fuckin title you’ve given yourself

[urban jackal]

thanks

everyone says that

[wheat leaf]

It’s menacing

[analog pelican]

do you guys think he will be ok?

[analog zenith]

you guys know you can cut clothing

[bold radish]

yes

on these linen shirts it becomes especially obvious

[urban jackal]

freddy fazbear

🤯

[remote kindle]

is this the bit of 87

[wheat leaf]

The Willie of 87

Single leg takedown

[leaden silo]

🎉 🎉 MY FIRST CRASH 🎉 🎉
And it only took 25 hours! 😄

[leaden silo]

He can probably heal from this, give him some time

[jolly gorge]

if you're at the ultimate challange, go to settings, click gore then slide the blood slider all the way to the left

[wheat leaf]

This would have a very different response in a driving server

[leaden silo]

Haha you're right

[leaden silo]

I was doing Free Play, guess the game didn't want me to finish off a Willie that had surrendered

The error log said something about an older graphics handler file being deleted too early

But like, I've seen way too many people crash on potato graphics, I always wondered why am I different? Guess I'm no different from the rest

However in my case it's Epic graphics all the time

[rigid stirrup]

does anyone else crash every time they go to menu in abbys

i'm trying to complete it but its making it very difficult

[night solstice]

was there an update that changed the game or did i just get a case of sudden skill issue

[cinder panther]

in what way changed

[night solstice]

weapons do less damage and are less accurate somehow, they feel heavier also. I usually had no trouble going thru the story mode but not i struggle to go past commoner

i didnt change settings

[cinder panther]

damage got a bit overhauled

and weapons adjusted to be more realistic

[cinder panther]

so vital organs take more damage and nonvital take less

[tender topaz]

whyy thats not fair 😭

[night solstice]

ah

ok thanks

[lapis marsh]

lol that bug

[night solstice]

i did this bug once, hella fun but leaves you defensless

[cinder panther]

thou hast to prove thy bravery while disrobed

[tender topaz]

still won

💀

they stabbed his.. willy

oh it stays between matches

thats cool

[rigid stirrup]

just died to fucking shears I'm never beating the abbys

[ancient loom]

Still better than crashing at veteran

[rigid stirrup]

that will probably happen if i ever do get to veteran

maybe i should try and do the gauntlet final challenge instead but i hate how the enemies take less damage

i'll just turn npc damage up a little

[naive granite]

the game is kind of boring on the last 2 levels because there is too much armor

the game loses its thing,the gore

[rigid stirrup]

the games not just about the gore lol

[naive granite]

you are just hitting each other in invincible metal suits

[lapis marsh]

fair

[rigid stirrup]

man at arms is my favourite tier

all the most advanced weapons

[lapis marsh]

i personally think the 3rd and 4th tiers from the top are the best

[naive granite]

no armor,sure chest armor sure,helmet sure even arms sure but full body armor is just plain boring

[rigid stirrup]

there's a lot of armour but there's still clear weakspots, unlike knight tier

you get brave stand which is really fun

[ancient loom]

In man at arms you can still aim for weak spots but the knight is just boring

[naive granite]

yeah agreed

[rigid stirrup]

yeah because there's just a lack of control needed for getting into those tiny weakspots in knight tier

sneaking a dagger into an eyeslit or armpit was very feasible irl

ingame its nearly impossible

[naive granite]

all the time im hitting their head with blunt weapons for the win

its so boring to just endlessly swing at each other

[rigid stirrup]

i've only ever gotten one stab through the eyslit, even though thats depicted in the games art

[naive granite]

i always do the first 3 levels they are so fun for me

[supple bear]

im a roundhouse kicker

[rigid stirrup]

commoner is really fun, but the tiers above it can be very painful if you dont have a spear

[ancient loom]

Soldier is the most fun tier tbh

[supple bear]

beggar is better

[rigid stirrup]

veteran has some really cool stuff

[naive granite]

long stick with a sharp end is just too good

[rigid stirrup]

i just wish soldier and veteran had brave stand

[supple bear]

fr beggar aint topping that'

[naive granite]

this game needs a 2 handed long mace

[rigid stirrup]

it has one

in soldier tier there's polemaces

[supple bear]

there is

[rigid stirrup]

and ofc you have pollaxes at the highest tiers

[naive holly]

Yeah t4 and t5 have it

[rigid stirrup]

its not very good tbh

but it can be fun

[ancient loom]

Veteran is fun for sword fighting but i feel like soldier has the most weapons

[rigid stirrup]

imagine using it in a brave stand against like 4 beggars

[naive granite]

i maybe be mixing things up ill send a picture

[rigid stirrup]

i should probably install mods for that actually

[supple bear]

ok

[rigid stirrup]

does it? what weapons are in soldier but not veteran

[naive granite]

like this

[rigid stirrup]

i dont play either that much tbf

[naive granite]

similar thing to this weapon would be fun to use

[rigid stirrup]

that is literally in the game

well it doesn't have a buttspike

but its a mace on a pole

[naive granite]

im talking about that exact weapon i sent

i want that one!!!!!!!!!11!!

[lapis marsh]

morning star gaming

[naive granite]

uchigatana better

[ancient loom]

the goedendag (i think its called that), long mace and the weird low tier long axe

[rigid stirrup]

probably the billhook too yeah

well i certainly dont miss fighting the geodendag

[ancient loom]

Fighting against it is hell but using it is so satisfying

[rigid stirrup]

i think it might actually be called a plancon, but a goedendag is also a weapon used for smashing and thrusting so they're similar

[rigid stirrup]

8 beggars vs 1 goedendag

[lapis marsh]

100 beggars vs 1 godendag

[naive granite]

i do 1 tier 3 boss vs 5 beggars with stools they win

[rigid stirrup]

the worst thing about it is how even on the ground its a threat

[naive granite]

they just give up without any weapons so i gave them stools they won

[rigid stirrup]

i've hurt my foot stepping on it so many times

[ancient loom]

I think it can be called both. Its just a stick with spikes on it after all

[rigid stirrup]

iirc goedendags didn't have spikes? (other than the one on the point)

[lapis marsh]

lego brick on a stick

[rigid stirrup]

number 1 reason to bring sabatons

other than kicking beggars

[tender topaz]

oop

[ancient loom]

Maybe. The only goedendag i know is from chivalry 2.

[rigid stirrup]

its all just modern terminology really i think

[ancient loom]

Yeah because the peasant from 15th century probably didn't think if he was using a plancon or a goedendag

[rigid stirrup]

even terms like longsword, greatsword, bastard sword are all modern archaelogical terms

[tender topaz]

again??

[rigid stirrup]

maybe you cant run the game on your pc lol

[lapis marsh]

turn off blood maybe?

[tender topaz]

hm

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_STACK_OVERFLOW

[rigid stirrup]

it makes my PC fans go ballistic even on medium graphics

[barren hamlet]

Can you please give us option to disable the darkness in abyss? it's too difficult in the later stages as you can get hit without warning as the field of vision is so close

[rigid stirrup]

thats part of the challenge isn't it?

[ancient loom]

People were too busy killing other people and dying from diarrhea to care about terminology back then

[barren hamlet]

The abyss thing where you start as peasant, i only get up to the 6th level or so then i just get killed by some bastard getting a lucky hit on my hands/legs as i did not have time to react due to the darkness

[soft osprey]

No I want the devs to let you suffer

[tender topaz]

i played this game for a long time lol. never had this problem

but also

it cant

or shouldnt be able to

[lapis marsh]

you get pretty reasonable time to react in my opinion

[ancient loom]

Skill issue then. Its supposed to be hard after 6th tier

[soft osprey]

Well tbf that’s why he asked for an option to disable, you wouldn’t have to disable if you don’t want to

[rigid stirrup]

well it should be a challenge right?

[barren hamlet]

I only get killed when i get people storming me from the side and i can't see them

[soft osprey]

Do you ever adjust the game difficulty in other games?

[rigid stirrup]

tbh no i usually play on the default or hardest difficulty depending on the game

[lapis marsh]

they shouldnt be attacking from the side, they usually spawn directly in front of you

[rigid stirrup]

i see your point though

but i think the darkness is an important part of the abyss

[soft osprey]

Well Thats the beauty of having options isn’t it

[ancient loom]

Turn around so you can spot people easier. Playing without fog is already an advantage and disabling darkness would also probably make it harder to run

[rigid stirrup]

well choosing to play the abyss is an option

its not like its the only game mode

its a challenge mode

[ancient loom]

They sometimes spawn behind when you look behind for a second. I had situations where i was running for like a minute until i realized i had someone behind me

[rigid stirrup]

yeah they definitely do ambush you sometimes

its very spooky

[soft osprey]

This is a silly “argument” were having lol, just like choosing to play it is an option, making it easier is also an option! Everyone has the freedom of choice so nobody loses 😎 theres no right way to play a game! Unless you play it differently than me, then Youre playing wrong

[rigid stirrup]

people argue this about lots of different games, soulslikes for example, and i dont really agree with it

its good for games to provide a challenge that you have to persevere to beat

but thats just my opinion

[soft osprey]

Tbf Thats an example I can’t get down with because the souls games are specifically made to be as difficult as possible, so going in and making it easier defeats the point of the game

[lapis marsh]

which explains the existence of hard modes in games

[soft osprey]

Which I guess you can use to help prove your point too but I digress

[rigid stirrup]

i think the challenge is cheapened when the option for an easy mode is there as an escape hatch

but of course it depends on the game

[leaden silo]

The whole abyss issue doesn't even feel like an issue to me, I just walk with my weapon ready and the locking works as intended, it locks onto an enemy before I can even see him

[simple vale]

i quite enjoy a little boxing

[rigid stirrup]

i never got the hang of it, maybe i should try it

[ancient loom]

I just play everything on normal because 99% of the time its the game mode devs intended to be played

[leaden silo]

Holding Alt when punching does a nice forward punch

[rigid stirrup]

i do sometimes have an unfortunate habit of going straight for the hardest difficulty and burning myself out

[soft osprey]

Kickboxing is the coolest thing people do imo

[lapis marsh]

i never play easy modes

[soft osprey]

Me going right to game settings and maxing out the difficulty off rip

[rigid stirrup]

i thought this was a game about medieval armoured combat

[lapis marsh]

if i am playing a game for the first time i will play it As The Developers Intended

[soft osprey]

Armor is for the weak

[soft osprey]

I just enjoy the challenge

[rigid stirrup]

i guess it also depends how the difficulty is done

[simple vale]

amor makes fights take too long..,.,

[soft osprey]

Every game I play, always the hardest

[rigid stirrup]

spongier healthbars is always unsatisfying

(like the final challenge of the gauntlet in this game)

[soft osprey]

Cause if you’re gonna get good, you’ll be forced to get good at the hardest level. Quickest improvement. Or you suck and do terrible and uninstall

[leaden silo]

I either play games on Normal or go straight to Hard if it's unlocked from the start, I like to challenge and suffer in the oblivion of not knowing what comes next, then scream like a baby on steroids when danger approaches

[rigid stirrup]

but adding more enemies, or handicapping the player in some way is often more interesting

[soft osprey]

I just don’t wanna play on normal and find it’s drastically too easy. Thats not being like egotistical it’s just how it is. Im not a great gamer or anything

[rigid stirrup]

yeah i'm the same

but hard mode means a very different thing to some developers than others

its kind of like spicy food

[soft osprey]

Haha well put

[rigid stirrup]

you think you like it extra hot until you try going to a different place

and you get burned

[soft osprey]

I also don’t replay games like ever. Except games meant for it like..bannerlord or something. Once I beat the main part, I lose all interest. Also the reason I do every single side quest in games before finishing the main story

[leaden silo]

Hmmm yeah, reminds me of Cyberpunk 2077. Hardest difficulty itself is bearable if you play just right, but car chase scenes are outright impossible

[soft osprey]

So if I play on normal and get halfway through and realize it’s boring cause of how easy it is..games done

Im not replaying

[wheat leaf]

I couldn’t even imagine 2077 on max difficulty it was hard enough on normal

[rigid stirrup]

same

rpgs often have this issue i think

[soft osprey]

And then I read shit online like “for my 10th playthrough im doing this build”…

[leaden silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tokunbo-rock-eyebrow-raise-what-excuse-me-gif-23624761

[simple vale]

one of the most painful looking punches i've dealt just now

[leaden silo]

Darn I forgot GIFs are not enabled for a peasant like me

[wheat leaf]

Ay, I beat the game in the first month of release gimme credit I was fighting the game itself more than the enemies

[rigid stirrup]

my go-to is to grab the guy with one hand and just pummel him with the other

[simple vale]

that works well but its kinda boring ...

[rigid stirrup]

yeah i was just trying to get through beggar tier for the gauntlet

[rigid stirrup]

so i could suffer in commoner tier

[wheat leaf]

2077 had a insane launch tho, so many ppl downloaded it at once the steam store page crashed for like 2 days

[leaden silo]

Played since launch, I had minor glitches somehow, only cars sometimes spawning under the surface.

[soft osprey]

And then everyone hated it instantly

Luckily they took a page from no man’s sky’s book and turned it around massively

[wheat leaf]

It’s unfortunate cause the games awesome now, but after the hype is gone that means nothing

[leaden silo]

2077's glow-up was huge, especially with the Phantom Liberty release aaaaaaand this is quite the #halfsword-chat-⚔ is it now?

[ancient loom]

Commoner boss is the hardest boss in the game if you are not using the pitchfork tbh

[soft osprey]

I wouldn’t say that, they managed to turn it around fr. Even now just on steam has 55k people playing

Add in consoles

[rigid stirrup]

yeah the A.I shines in commoner tier

[simple vale]

im wondering for if an online multiplayer ever releases
how good is my fistfighting compared to the masses?

[rigid stirrup]

tbh the A.I is quite decent when they fight eachother but they have no idea how to defend against a player, or how to fight against armour

[soft osprey]

Splitscreen is coming, im sure people will make shit work with parsec

[rigid stirrup]

online multiplayer will be painful due to desync i fear

[wheat leaf]

Not as good as it woulda been with a solid launch but yeah they did everything right afterwards

[simple vale]

yeah

[ancient loom]

The commoner boss reminds me of the old demo scythe boss. The same level of OP

[wheat leaf]

Literally just his scythe that’s op lmao it takes limbs off like they aren’t there

[soft osprey]

Get past that old scythe boss and Youre set though, I remember tearing through everything till the end with that scythe

[leaden silo]

Desync and probably those kinds of fighters that go all in with pushy tactics instead of duel with honour.

[rigid stirrup]

yeah what happened to the scythe? its not very good in my experience

sometimes it randomly slews off a limb

but pitchfork is better

[ancient loom]

They nerfed it into the ground in the new demo

[soft osprey]

They brought it back, but I’m not sure if removed again cause people don’t talk about using it, and tbh I haven’t played halfsword in a minute

[rigid stirrup]

its in the game, peasant boss uses it

[simple vale]

the scythe was was better in the demo imo
was wayy easier to slice limbs and cut people in half with how you would cut on joints in the demo rather than how it works now

[rigid stirrup]

yeah some weapons definitely need some fine tuning

[soft osprey]

Straight through 2 people at a time cut in half

[rigid stirrup]

sometimes a peasant's knife feels sharper than a sword

[soft osprey]

Could just hold shift and swing once

Move through the tiers

Loved the old demo

[rigid stirrup]

i've severed legs with that little peasant knife

[ancient loom]

The gore was so much different too. Idk if it was for the better or worse but it was way different

[simple vale]

i remember doing this to an mf...

[rigid stirrup]

but they are reworking the gore system so i'm sure it'll all be fixed

[rigid stirrup]

i only joined the game for the demo after that

so i never saw the crazy gore

[soft osprey]

It was much more exaggerated, I’ll say that

[simple vale]

i cant wait for when we can blow up a guys head with a clean hit again...

[rigid stirrup]

blunt weapons need some gore though, they have practically none currently

[ancient loom]

Are the barrels still in the game? I don't remember seeing them since the new demo

[rigid stirrup]

i wacked a guy in the head with a pollaxe, full force, no helmet, and he got back up afterwards

his head should have been in pieces

[soft osprey]

Even early access is going to have a new and improved gore system compared to what we have now. The gore has gone through a lot of changes over time

[rigid stirrup]

like that

(though that does seem quite dramatic)

[simple vale]

not sure
i haven't been paying attention to that typa thing tbh

[rigid stirrup]

update in a week...

[simple vale]

it'd be cool if you could l ike concave the skull or ribs to see when you break a guys ribs or even skull with blunt weapons

it'll make my boxing experience much better...

[ancient loom]

Im already happy that they added breaking bones. Even when i tripped and broke my leg in abyss

[simple vale]

also i noticed someone mention that the roots of teeth are modeled
possibly means we can knock out teeth in the future...
i got an image of them here

[ancient loom]

Half sword tommorow!

[rigid stirrup]

but its only very extreme ones that happen at the joint

[simple vale]

im not sure if i've seen actual broken bones or if its just funky modeling
cause willys arms do get kinbda messed up when punching ..

[rigid stirrup]

the real goal of blunt damage should be hitting the head

[keen dock]

brogen bonez

[rigid stirrup]

they definitely do break, try using a mace against some unarmoured folk, hit them in the knees

even a swift kick can do it sometimes

basically the knee ends up bending the other way

and they start screaming horribly

[simple vale]

the funky arm in question

[ancient loom]

Hitting people with a blunt weapon and seeing them struggle to stay up is my favorite thing in the game after lobotomizing people

[simple vale]

im talking breaking otuside of joints

[rigid stirrup]

yeah i dont think that exists yet

i wonder if they'll model all the organs in future

[soft osprey]

They surely will

[rigid stirrup]

currently its just if you pierce the brain they die, if you cut the throat they die more slowly

and they can bleed to death from other injuries

[simple vale]

you used to be able to cut out the intestine in the old demo

[simple vale]

seen here

[soft osprey]

Im very excited to see what early access brings

[rigid stirrup]

wow

[simple vale]

im kinda wanting like a expression changer in photo mode

almost got 100 hours on the demo alone

[halcyon turret]

Real

so real.

[sleek gull]

mwahahahaha

[lapis marsh]

same

[soft osprey]

One of the moderators, militus, has around 1500 hours across all builds

When you love a game you really love a game lol

[amber ermine]

will halfsword be free or how much??

[tough yew]

it'll be paid

how much it costs is to be determined

[small dove]

how much do you think it would be?

[supple bear]

im gonna pirate it

cus im broke

sorry fencer

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[cobalt merlin]

one BILLION dollars

[supple bear]

gotta do it for the willies

[small dove]

fuck

im gonna have to call bill gates

[tough yew]

bold move to say your pirating ngl

[cobalt merlin]

what are you some kind of brokie

[supple bear]

why

[tough yew]

because its not allowed here

[supple bear]

hmm

[small dove]

ask @supple bear that

[supple bear]

well dam

[cobalt merlin]

if you dont have a mere billion to your name

you shouldnt even be playing videogames

start fighting people with swords irl

[supple bear]

wow]

[cobalt merlin]

get some gold coins

[supple bear]

what a flex

[cobalt merlin]

dabloons

and uh

yeah

[supple bear]

seal

[cobalt merlin]

Videogames come after the grind fellas

[supple bear]

hehehehe

[cobalt merlin]

whats up

[supple bear]

im killing willies

[small dove]

isnt pirating itself not really allowed?

[supple bear]

with barrgers

[ancient loom]

I threw a brick at a homeless guy and he didn't drop any gold coins am i doing something wrong?

[cobalt merlin]

You only uncon’d him

[tough yew]

no

[cobalt merlin]

you need to beat him to death

until the looting icon comes up

[supple bear]

its illeagal you buffoon

[simple vale]

force a homeless man to play halfsword for a week straight then release him on the streets with a sword

[cobalt merlin]

[nimble trench]

lol never stop pirating

[cobalt merlin]

God forbid a whiteboy breaks some laws

[small dove]

illegal*

[cobalt merlin]

sigh

[nimble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-sigma-gif-10793524543892924429

[supple bear]

yea

[nimble trench]

im a good buy i must obey the law at all times!☝️

[willow python]

nobody is gonna know

[small dove]

as a totally legal man, i have never pirated anything

[soft osprey]

It’s illegal, and if your internet provider detects Youre pirating they’ll threaten to shut off your access

[supple bear]

nerd

[small dove]

anime excluded

[nimble trench]

boohoo

[soft osprey]

#rules

[ancient loom]

I thought that they will just drop from him after i threw the brick. I will take this into consideration next time

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/innocent-silly-it-wasnt-me-black-kid-gif-13276236495373339660

[cobalt merlin]

fr

[nimble trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1189311278250999908/1200165955121188894/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[soft osprey]

God damn hooligans

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[cobalt merlin]

anyway you guys are so stupid and naive, you think theres some invisible person caled “the law” whos gonna come shove you into a cell if you download something?? ive literally never seen “the law” how could it tell im speeding anyway

[nimble trench]

i love breaking the law!

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bebe-gif-5526812072482676565

[soft osprey]

😡

[nimble trench]

awesome sauce

[small dove]

only in school

[supple bear]

idgaf

[small dove]

will i ever do

[nimble trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817112607554797631/850153894541393940/image0.gif

[cobalt merlin]

“the law” is made up

[supple bear]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[nimble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[soft osprey]

If you wanna be in the server you should! At the very least dont talk about pirating the game, when you’re in the discord with the devs of said game

[nimble trench]

nah its silly rules

[cobalt merlin]

oh no they are gonna catch me

[small dove]

ngl im kinda looking forward to school lunch again

[nimble trench]

the game aint even out yet how would you pirate a free game💔