halfsword-chat-⚔

[wheat leaf]

Ford fiesta, Toyota Yaris’, I’m in a Nissan kicks rn shit has sport mode n all

[wheat gust]

what dah hellionte happened

[dire moon]

That's the harder part of the job
It's one of those
"Shoulda seen the other guy" situations
Some were small cars, one was a mini van

[wheat leaf]

Being a driver full time can really take it outta you mentally, it wouldn’t be hard to lose focus after a full day of driving

[dire moon]

Nothing good.
That was a bad one. Whole cab turned. The trailer came around the front and took off the cab,
They call it a jackknife

[wheat leaf]

Happened to one of ours, he said he just kinda zoned out on the road and did t react in time, rear ended someone but not too bad, just the car that was damaged

[stray pivot]

Green aura

[dire moon]

Some were men too.
Always assume it could be anyone

[stray pivot]

My moms a women and has never been in accident 🤓

[dire moon]

Lots of fatalities tbh

We don't take pictures of the others really.
Not as brutal most of the time
There is a rollover that was a survivor I'll take a pic Monday

We agree.

I don't take pictures of the inside.
Kinda crazy how accurate beam is on some things.

I'm gonna have a jack n coke n start my grill, I'll be around later

[wheat gust]

damn, wishing you the best.

[cerulean pulsar]

does anyone know when the full game is coming?

[soft osprey]

Dont say stuff like this please

[stray pivot]

I heard it was coming August- October

[cerulean pulsar]

this year?

[stray pivot]

Yes sire

[cerulean pulsar]

thank you so much

[strange wasp]

(had to cut clip early bc i screamed unhumanely loud and would give anyone who hears it temporary ear damage)

will bones ever come to the game? instead of just muscle

[wheat leaf]

There’s plenty of bones you just gotta do some digging

[strange wasp]

only shovel in this game is made of wood

its more of a paddle

[wheat leaf]

nah with your hands

[strange wasp]

got it

[wheat leaf]

like look here if i gnaw off his legs and arms hes got hella bones under there

[strange wasp]

oh yeah

guess bones need a lil rework though to be more, bone

[wheat leaf]

they are just shy is all

[mortal oriole]

where is half sword taking place in

like specifically the country?

[jolly nexus]

germany

[rapid quest]

yep 👍

[native yacht]

guys im tryna get baron and im on last tier but its so frikin impossible

[sleek mica]

Medieval western and central Europe

Although 1450-80 is like at the end of the medieval ages IIRC

[midnight jasper]

hmmmm both on medium and low perfomance is very close

but low is pixelating too much so... i think better to play medium then. seems like main problem is physics, that my cpu can't handle

[trail solar]

Can someone help me Whan i start the game i cant press the Icons

[elfin abyss]

cuckhold is what willie says

https://tenor.com/view/mr-white-breaking-bad-sad-cry-crying-gif-26854325

RESCUE MISSION FOR THE VOICE ACTOR

HE GOT TAKEN

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-shouting-car-gif-26443199

[languid gazelle]

if you're talking about the ranks then you have to complete gauntlet mode

[trail solar]

No at the start with the gore

Gore level

[shadow bobcat]

Is there a way to download this game without steam

[soft kelp]

i mean if u want the really old version

then u can go to itch io

but as far as i know

the current version

is only on steam

[shadow bobcat]

Aw ok

[low mantle]

Is multiplayer planned?

[trail solar]

I cant get past the Violonce display

Help

[soft osprey]

The demo is also on epic games

[soft osprey]

Follow this guide please

[lean niche]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[trail solar]

Thank you

[minor veldt]

Epic clip

Check mine out:

[dawn plinth]

Nut tap

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mindblown-wtf-my-eyes-just-see-witness-gif-18513494

[dawn plinth]

Willie sword

[near hamlet]

hm yes

[minor veldt]

Epic picture

Check mine out:

[near hamlet]

very peak indeed

the way his skin is off the head is i threw the sword into his head he fell and his skin fell off his head

[primal sentinel]

im litterally shivering in my timbers that was so tuff 🥶🥶🔥

[urban jackal]

🥶

[wheat gust]

i wish ovrdih and enhancer would let you save the sizes of things in your laodout

i wanted to be a big guy but instead i have to take like 9 minutes to put a bunch of shit on

and possess a willie

[urban jackal]

i love when the body just drops to the ground

feels satisfying

[dense ingot]

Do factions buffs work

[wicked hare]

im pretty sure they work

[dense ingot]

Igh cuz I choose witch ever color I’m feeling tdy

[lavish bronze]

Have you guys ever crushed the throat of your enemy with the end of the handle of your weapon? It's crazy the level of detail this game has

[pearl ferry]

remember to always plant your flag

[lavish bronze]

what class is that

[pearl ferry]

man at arms but I have a custom loadout

[lavish bronze]

where do you find mods for half sword

[pearl ferry]

nexus

[lavish bronze]

oh cool

[austere salmon]

greatsword stays winning

[primal sentinel]

i just put @dusk bison on undertale

he's gonna love it

right after he plans to get deltarune

[primal sentinel]

w

[abstract hamlet]

Hey what are the shields the knights wear on their left shoulder area called?

[worn heron]

I believe that it's called an Ecranche

[abstract hamlet]

Thanks

[shell bronze]

nothing like a quick carnage to start my night off with

[rustic smelt]

how in the hell are you running max graphics and still getting like 90 fps

bro stole a pc from nasa 🥀

[shell bronze]

it's just high settings 60fps

i play at 1440p/4k upscale

[dusty wedge]

half

[shell bronze]

sword

[round stone]

Another cool pose to do with your bro

Willie is a no brainer... for now

I wonder if they'll give him a brain

[mental cargo]

Why is there wind noise in the background

is that a mod or smth

[shell bronze]

no i think it's just the lack of music

[mental cargo]

oh

[urban jackal]

learn human anatomy with half sword

[urban jackal]

wtf??

[shell bronze]

calm parry practice

[rain kindle]

i wish halfsword made the fist fight more difficult

sometimes i just feell ike im boxing some random dummy

and i wish the animiations was more realistic to how people actually get slept / ko'ed

[karmic socket]

yeah fist fights are pretty unbalanced in your favor now

but i think i prefer that to the pre-update version where every willie was prime mike tyson

[rain kindle]

leg kicks are so op

but they always just stand there for you to punch them

sometimes you throw a spinning kick and they dodge it and you're thinking your fighting prime stephen wonderboy thompason

then they bang their head into the fence

[round stone]

First time I ever get to cut Willie like this

Cut like a thin layer of ham

[sweet mirage]

yo is there a way to reset your gauntlet progress?

[dire moon]

So I'm back...

I traumatized myself moving the wood for my deck.

[soft osprey]

Yes

[sweet mirage]

how so?

[sweet mirage]

oh

i see

[dire moon]

The picture

[worn heron]

How so

[dire moon]

How did I traumatized myself?

Giant centipede.

[worn heron]

yes

[sweet mirage]

man they need to add a new game button in the update

[worn heron]

oh

Valid

[dire moon]

I tried to catch it in a bottle

[dire moon]

It wasn't having it

[dire moon]

Did u break his neck

Do it again

[naive holly]

Sometimes these things...

They just work out.

[naive holly]

Is this an edit or legit bc holy hell 💀

Be so honest

[dire moon]

Wtf lol.so u hold left ear right hand then punch left hand over to same ear?

[twilit escarp]

It’s a very clever illusion using the half sword enhancer haha

[dire moon]

Is this a method
I enjoy being able to do the same things over and over

[twilit escarp]

There’s a kill bind that breaks necks, it makes for some insane clips though

[naive holly]

I think we've had this conversation before, now that we're here..

[dire moon]

I missed this entirely

[twilit escarp]

I’ve mentioned it one or twice, don’t feel too bad, I’m sure someone will figure out a legit way to do it

[naive holly]

Indeed I didnt realize it came with the sound effect

[dire moon]

That's unfortunate I thought u were moving your character a certain way
I've found an amazing stabbing technique

With a dagger

[naive holly]

Do tell

As I love stabbing

[solar nest]

cant wait for the game to release

[twilit escarp]

Yeah, all movie magic, my friend lol

[solar nest]

i wonder if we will be able to make our own loadouts without mods

[naive holly]

As textbook as it gets

[dire moon]

Dagger in right hand holding alt key and move mouse down and to right so arm is to right side

Your left arm will sort of guard your vitals and neck when in the stance

U dodge back and then push forward, waiting for the slash of their weapon to cross center line headed toward your blade side

[naive holly]

Interesting ill have to see if its different from what I normally do.

[dire moon]

If they slash away from the blade it's sketchy, maybe I can video it but I would have to use my phone

[dire moon]

Can u show what u do

I don't have recording stuff

[naive holly]

Yeah ive got many a dagger clip

[naive holly]

Windows 10-11 has gamebar, its what I use. Do win+G

[dire moon]

Oh I have that for sure

I used it on accident many times

[dire moon]

I would enjoy seeing your normal technique with dagger

[native sable]

May not be the place, but I keep getting "fatal error" on the last portion of the gauntlet? Anyone have a fix?

[dire moon]

Yes

Blood down or off

[native sable]

Ahhh huge. Thank you!

[naive holly]

Id have to wait for later to actually test it real time, all of the stances whe using the dagger are good, just depends on the situation.

Also using alt mid swing to catch them on the side.

No one technique, tbh

[dire moon]

It was frustrating
Now u have to relearn how to kill too as bleed outs are harder to achieve with lowered blood

[naive holly]

Off off off. #updates the blood plug-in in the ultimate challange is broken.

Best of luck m'lord

[dire moon]

I'll try to get a vid of what I do.
It's so satisfying and u hate to use that word but it's just the sht when u hit that neck stab

[naive holly]

I swear like a sailor lmfo

Im grabbing a handful of clips you can check them out and see what you see. Gimme a few mins to sift

[dire moon]

Perfect

[naive holly]

Stabbing with longsword is my forte but daggers are too fun.

[dire moon]

@me too so I can see it

[dire moon]

Daggers are the fussin best

[naive holly]

I do a lot of t1-t2 knife play too. The london experience lmfao

[solar nest]

man im lowk buns at spin kicking

[dire moon]

My wife and I do some irl stuff with sabres

And I play with nunchaku and such like a nerd 😂

[solar nest]

why do the npcs love grabbing me holy moly

[shell bronze]

i mean it works

[solar nest]

stop trying to put your willie in me, willie

[dire moon]

That's brutal

[naive holly]

@dire moon ok so actually do not have as many as I thought i did, although I am making a new single dagger loadout for this specifically.

These two are just a classic stab and then the second one, if you keep the dagger close to your gut to whiff punish or grapple to find the stab

You can also use kick, to kind of psudojump

[mint wadi]

Clueless your parrying is looking really good.

But it's starting to become a little artificial lol

attack him damnit

[shell bronze]

it's always been artificial

[mint wadi]

Okay but you get what I mean.

[shell bronze]

whenever i don't go for an attack right after parrying it's just exhibition/practice

[mint wadi]

You're making it look too easy. Make it look....like a fight lol

[shell bronze]

if you want it to look like a fight it kind of just looks like this

[graceful cosmos]

i go fur heads

or i guess necks

[shell bronze]

damn why the hell video not sending

@mint wadi here

[mint wadi]

You're a parry addict lol

[shell bronze]

that's the most parry-heavy gameplay i can do before i can't parry or just chop at the guy and insta-kill him

[mint wadi]

I don't think you understood the point of my first comment. It wasn't like...negative.

I'm saying that...that many parries makes it look a little silly

It's artificial in that in a more realistic scenaria you had options to go for an attack, even if they miss.

[mint wadi]

haha

ai is kind of stupid with the wrist.

this felt so cinematic lol, I missed the parry but it drunkenly leaned me over into him.

[shell bronze]

realistic fights are usually settled in like one or two parries/strikes

[mint wadi]

Usually, yeah.

[shell bronze]

that's why i do my parries without counterattacks until the opening is big enough

otherwise every fight just looks like these recent clips

[mint wadi]

Yeah but that was sick tho

you fuckin slice and diced his ass

[fierce acorn]

they just updated itch.io version yesterday, you can download it there

added a bunch of new stuff, including jouisting

[mint wadi]

lie

LIE

[shell bronze]

it looks really glamorous and cool but it's genuinely braindead

i like to settle fights in one or two hits unless it's armored combat blunt/throat cut spam

kurosawa samurai movie type finishing moves

[mint wadi]

I like to do stuff that just looks cool. I think we go for different things.

You go for traditional samurai movie type cinematic where everything is slow and calculated.

We're basically going for different genres of movie lol

[dire moon]

Second clip is most similar if not exact of what I was talking about

Next time leave the knife in him as u walk away, the image is epic

[shell bronze]

slow is smooth and smooth is fast

if practiced well every discipline in this game becomes cool imo

[mint wadi]

okay Garandthumb

[shell bronze]

but honestly most fights in commoner/militia i just treat it like kendo with overhead taps and spam

it's an honor to be compared to my goat

[graceful cosmos]

Pow?

[mint wadi]

It is with great disappointment that I take in the information that garandthumb is your goat, but you do have free will.

[shell bronze]

i have many goats

[random zealot]

flail mace when

[mint wadi]

I just really don't like garandthumb

[shell bronze]

but personally hickok45 is my guy for guntube

old man's always got it

[mint wadi]

Garandthumb is a weird elitist and I feel like from his videos I can tell who he votes for politically, and that makes me dislike him even more considering he is currently going under gender affirming care.

(if you don't know, GT is currently taking MASSIVE amounts of steroids for the aesthetic)

Or at least he was the last time I watched him.

[shell bronze]

i have things to say regarding this matter but it is a bit too much for half sword chat

[mint wadi]

The only guntubers I respect are Paul Harrell (rest in peace) and hickok45

Paul Harrell mostly. hickok45 was a trumpet for the NRA for a long time.

Anyways yeah that's enough of that from me before mods come in lol

[shell bronze]

i was fw fpsrussia before they got his ass

man always had something wild every other day

[mint wadi]

I like Kyle but he goes really silent anytime someone tries to delve into his court case.

I think he actually murdered a man.

Like 100% believe he killed someone.

[shell bronze]

i mean he did shrapnel tha shit out of his guy that one video

[native sable]

gaht damn you guys are good at this game.

[strange citrus]

67 replaced 69 because 789

[mint wadi]

No, he killed his gun dealer. Who was giving him access to REALLY rare weapons, some which were probably gotten via illegal means.

[shell bronze]

ayo

that's probably how man got the wild stuff like that howitzer

[mint wadi]

It was.

[naive holly]

You will be too

Lol @ weird half sword tangled arms parry thing

[mint wadi]

His gun dealer was found shot in the back of the head lol. The police believed Kyle did it for some reason. They raided his house on weed charges because they somehow found out that he had weed in his mailbox.

Lots of things Kyle won't talk about.

Okay, not trying to talk about orange man via politics, mods. Stupid automod.

I'm replacing the word.

[warm void]

reverse grip parry.

[mint wadi]

He had an opportunity to get a pardon during the last orange man admin. He still has a chance. But won't pursue it for some reason, and is tight lipped on the subject.

I have a feeling that Keith was involved in some very shady things when it comes to getting his guns, and perhaps something he did implicated Kyle.

[fierce acorn]

They must have reverted it

My apologies

[mint wadi]

lol suuuure

Accidentally pushing an update would be wild though

pls halfsword devs

Holy shit this was cool as fuck

[fierce acorn]

goddamn

[warm void]

that leg looks so flimsy

[naive holly]

Lmao he was stunned

[warm void]

Willie would be strong in the MMA

[naive holly]

I cant rememeber if I dropped this tn

Silly game

[mint wadi]

The sheer number of punches lol

[warm void]

that willie was helpin you stand up with his scythe

[mint wadi]

just like bap bap bap bap OH MY GOD BAP

[naive holly]

Alright alright im gettin on on for a bit before bed its mayhem time

[mint wadi]

LOL GET JUKED

[warm void]

thats insane

i think willie can solo wally west

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-grandma-lets-get-you-to-bed-yes-grandma-gif-6683134261581381982

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-titans-go-kid-flash-broken-leg-robin-wally-west-gif-224338162861209196

[mint wadi]

Probably

[pearl ferry]

pop goes the weasel

[rapid bronze]

i have done it, i pierced through chainmail

[shell bronze]

me when i get grabbed

[midnight jasper]

how to get better at parry?

[shell bronze]

practice commoner longsword with low damage to yourself and no gore

[midnight jasper]

he still tries to pick it up

its been a minute or so

[warm void]

he was bowing

[delicate musk]

are all of these from the demo on steam or is this a separate test?

[mental cargo]

How are you guys posting images and videos in here

doesnt work for me

[midnight jasper]

you need to have 2lv in chat. just talk more and eventually you will get that

[warm void]

These are all on the demo. Like for month or more ago, the game updated and combined the playtest and demo into the demo.

[delicate musk]

alr thanks

[fossil pagoda]

Hello, anyone wants to learn tech or try to teach me tech?

[warm void]

all I know is the roundhouse kick tech

[fierce acorn]

we need more itch.io clips

[warm void]

itch.io version is so funny

arms are so flimsy

[fierce acorn]

and theres absolutely no way to lower sensitivity 😔

[warm void]

atleast you can click 1, 2, or 3 to get new weapons.

[fierce acorn]

oh never new that

[warm void]

they need to bring back the big axe

[fossil pagoda]

wanna learn some stuff then?

[warm void]

Nah, I have 200 ish hours, I just like playing clueless.

[fossil pagoda]

Welp.

[floral imp]

the literal crossguard went through

how does this happen

[warm void]

A barbarian used a reverse grip sword and used it the wrong way still.

[floral imp]

no i halfsworded him right in the spine

[warm void]

It's a joke.

[floral imp]

ok

[warm void]

I was joking that the barbarian stabbed him through the pommel.

[floral imp]

huh

[warm void]

I hope they add a map with interactable rope, would be funny to make Willie trapped in the rope.

[dense island]

god that was a perfect stab

[fossil pagoda]

anyone want's to help me?

I am creating a doc which shows known bugs, hidden tech and etc.

[warm void]

Pretty metal.

[fossil pagoda]

I need someone with a lot of hours AND KNOWLEDGE to help me out

[shell bronze]

patience is virtue

[fossil pagoda]

Congratulations, you risked your life to get a kill!

My favorite technique honestly, I just do it a bit quicker

[shell bronze]

the moment i pick up a weapon and step into the arena the risk is already there

[fossil pagoda]

you don't get it if you have not been running into people with full armor with a knife

[shell bronze]

it's not the funnest thing ever

[fossil pagoda]

I never said it was

[dense island]

hidden tech as in good strategies?

hook kicks

does not matter who you are fighting

slamming your foot into the side of your enemies head at violent speeds

will either make them scared of you, or knocked the fuck out

also 3-6 hits on a limb will snap it like a twig

if you hit the joint,

[fossil pagoda]

Hidden tech as in tech, that is less known or just ignored usually, that works.

[fossil pagoda]

and yes, that as well.

[stiff jackal]

whats the best weapon for throwing

[shell bronze]

axe

looks cool and fun

[stiff jackal]

k\

[fossil pagoda]

throwing axe. As it is literally for throwing.

[languid dock]

efficacy? i got nothing. comedy? yeet a polearm at them

[fossil pagoda]

However, the actual best weapon for throwing is probably just a chair. Comedy wise, big knife

[fossil pagoda]

People who don't bait are dumb, so good job 👍 you no dumb

however, your sword position is a bit... bad to say the least

I just hope you don't use that strat against a spear.

[shell bronze]

i use it to get shield users over with so i can actually fight someone worthwhile

against spear users i hold a migi gedan no kamae guard

[fossil pagoda]

fair enough.

[fossil pagoda]

question, can you vc rq?

[shell bronze]

sure

[fossil pagoda]

join voice 1

[limber bison]

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

@rose spindle pls work on this

GUYS LISTEN ONLY PPL THAT ARE WORKING ON THE GAME PLEASE MAKE THE RAGDOLLS LIKE UFC KNOCKOUTS LIKE LET IT BE MORE REALISTIC

[rose spindle]

trust me bro you dont want me working on anything like that

[limber bison]

why

[rose spindle]

I would do a terrible job

[limber bison]

the ragdolls are a little sh*t

oh who wil be good on that job

[rose spindle]

not me, that's for sure

[limber bison]

oh

who works on the game

[rose spindle]

I won't tell you, because then you will tag them like you did with me

might break their concentration

[stone lintel]

How do i beat the baron

[limber bison]

ez

[limber bison]

ez

im 13 and beat it

[stone lintel]

Gotta be 13 to beat it, got it

[limber bison]

💀💀

and i beat it

YALL ARE SHIT

also milek can u add me

ive always wanted a popular human to add me on discord

[rose spindle]

popular? me? that's news to me lol

[limber bison]

oh but can u add me plssss

i wont disturb

can u add me?

[rose spindle]

I don't believe you! XD

[limber bison]

i swear

im disturbing now but not when u add me

answerrrr!

[stone lintel]

They vanished

[turbid parcel]

very nice parrying there

[limber bison]

MILEK STOP IGNORING ME

[turbid parcel]

I saw that emb fail

[stone lintel]

How do i parry

Do i just swing my sword at their sword

[turbid parcel]

basically

[limber bison]

archie

do you work on the game

bc the ragdolls are shit

make liver shots LIVER SHOTS

https://tenor.com/view/ippo-es-esprit-shonen-esprit-shonen-gif-25771788

[turbid parcel]

Yeah i work on the game

[limber bison]

PLS MAKE THE SHITY ASS RAGDOL BETTER

and make liver shots avaible

pls

[turbid parcel]

Hmm. Later update maybe
Every game engine has it's limits

[limber bison]

ok and pls add multiplayer

thats what everybody wants

[turbid parcel]

Gotta wait and see for full launch for that

[limber bison]

wait is it going to be free

[turbid parcel]

I'm not gonna comment on that

[limber bison]

fuck

[turbid parcel]

maybe it will be maybe it wont

That's not my department

[limber bison]

pls make it free

[shell bronze]

not necessarily

[limber bison]

im 14 and if my dad see me playing half swordd im getting the belt

[shell bronze]

you put it against the other sword but not swing

[limber bison]

and i cant buy games without permison

[limber bison]

please make it free

[shell bronze]

it's not as dramatic as the usual video game parry they make you believe

parrying is a lot more subtle

[rose spindle]

I'll add you if you gimme your dad's contact details :)))

[limber bison]

what

[turbid parcel]

Milek is a man of their word

[limber bison]

PEDO

[turbid parcel]

did i say man

i meant Woman

[limber bison]

what

GO TO THE KITCHEN

@rose spindle

[turbid parcel]

I mean in the sense of Wo Man you're so good at coding

[limber bison]

BRO JUST MAKE THE DAMN GAME FREE

[turbid parcel]

The demo is free

[limber bison]

im a og player

[rose spindle]

this

[limber bison]

I AM A OG PLAYER I PLAYED THE ITCH.IO VERSION I PLAYED OLD DEMO I PLAYED PLAYTEST EVERYTHING

pls make it free

i want the full game to be free

[turbid parcel]

You'll need to wait and see

[limber bison]

💀

[stone lintel]

Odd request

[limber bison]

bro im already waiting 6months

for a good update and all i get is a new map and features

[turbid parcel]

Patience is needed if you want the game to be as good as the developers wish to deliver

[limber bison]

yeah but all that waiting for the game to be not free

maybe

[stone lintel]

They gotta make their money Somehow

[limber bison]

so add dlc's

[rose spindle]

this you?

[limber bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999690323292848260/1103791838223138956/8D0FBE57-727F-42DF-93BF-17885B44AB64.gif

[turbid parcel]

embed fail

[turbid parcel]

Pwoah nice

[stone lintel]

Why not have everything already in game just having the game cost something

[limber bison]

no bro pls make it free

ni**a

[midnight jasper]

rn ragdolls look kinda like going limp, but still tense, not enough inertia from being hit, plus limb joints are kinda stiff. thats how i see it

[turbid parcel]

to my knowledge the game will cost $25.99

[limber bison]

NOOOO MAKE IT FREE U CUNT

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[midnight jasper]

uh.... dont spam lad

[stone lintel]

Mate chill the fuck out

[turbid parcel]

I'ma get the homie Milek on you in a moment

[limber bison]

THE GAME NEEDS TO BE FREE

[stone lintel]

Just ask you’re mum to pay for it

[limber bison]

ALR BRING HIM ON U CUNT

bro if my mum see s me even playing roblox gore i will be getting the belt

[turbid parcel]

No he's busy working on the game

[stark moss]

do yall use center crosshair or nah

[limber bison]

what evem is center croshair

[stone lintel]

Lmao just put gore on gentle

[midnight jasper]

developers need to get paid for their job, thats like.... how things work? either add microtransactions (thats bad) or put a fair price on a game (thats good)

i hope there will be regional prices

[stark moss]

if half sword was free then there would be a battlepass to unlock weapons

[limber bison]

yeah make a battlepass

[rapid inlet]

i found out how to be athiest in half sword

[stone lintel]

Half Sword having a battlepass is so funny to me and i don’t know why

[midnight jasper]

in my country for 25$ games is usually 6-10$
id pay 8$ considering my salary.

[limber bison]

make them coins vswords

[stone lintel]

Ew no

[rapid inlet]

who else got the half sword athiest bug chat

[stark moss]

invest in swordcoin

[stone lintel]

Lol what

[turbid parcel]

reach the baron tier and unlock and brand new sword hand, hilt and blade:000000

[limber bison]

YEAH THATS GOOD

[rapid inlet]

theres a bug with my graphics driver so that every time i die instead of sending me to the abyss my game just crashes

[stone lintel]

Damn

Didn’t know that could happen

[rapid inlet]

half sword: Athiesm mode

[limber bison]

guys just make the game free

AND BARDYANI VANISHESS

[stark moss]

i think this is a problem with dx12

[limber bison]

.......................

[stone lintel]

Mate we get it you want it free

[rapid inlet]

ye i get an error message saying smth about that b4 the game starts

atleast the bug with the gore crashing my game is gone though so now i can be as brutal as i want

[stark moss]

just switch to dx11

[turbid parcel]

does it happen if you play on dx11?

[rapid inlet]

wait whats the dif between dx11 and dx12 are those like what the game versions are called

[limber bison]

GUYS DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE GAME BULLY

[rapid inlet]

i know the game manhunt

[stark moss]

its like a graphics thing

directx

[limber bison]

I SAID BULLY NOT MANHUNT

[turbid parcel]

same bloke different game

[rapid inlet]

alr yeah ill try downloading 11

[limber bison]

i cracked the game

[stone lintel]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[limber bison]

idk

GO BACK TO WORK ARCHIE

MAKE US PROUD OF THE GAME

[turbid parcel]

:((

I will

[limber bison]

gooood boyyy

lol

[stone lintel]

What

[turbid parcel]

Bannable phrase?

[limber bison]

oh yeah nothing

i did not say anythinggg

.

:)

[rapid inlet]

how do i switch dx versions 😭

[stark moss]

settings > direct x to dx11

ingame

u gotta restart after changing

[limber bison]

does anybody play this gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1218280/Bad_Guys_at_School/

[rapid inlet]

bro i thought directx was a graphics driver that i had to install

[stark moss]

nah

[rapid inlet]

alr lets see

[limber bison]

horn pub

[rapid inlet]

okay well i get maybe a few seconds farther because it used to just crash the second i died but when i hit the floor in the abyss it hits me with the accursed "fatal error 💀"

[midnight jasper]

its more like graphics setting
dx12 is for newer pc's, better graphics (notably lightning) but worse performance on older gpu's.

[stark moss]

smooth

[midnight jasper]

its more like... assets that you pre-install and many games may use? idk.

[rapid inlet]

how do yall get so much accuracy with your swords mine always just ends up flopping around with 0 direction

[shell bronze]

directx is how your game renders

[stark moss]

luck

and practice

[heady cloak]

tbh it's 50% practice 50% luck

[stark moss]

dont swing around wildly

[shell bronze]

low sens and a lot of practice

[stark moss]

im using defualt

[shell bronze]

luck depends on the kind of ai they send you

but if your goal is to win a fight

[stark moss]

most threatening 1h user:

[heady cloak]

i wasnt sure i was gonna get this game but ive sunk like 60 hrs into it now so im 100% sure im buying on release

[midnight jasper]

mine sensitivity is like 5% of game settings bar for sensitivity. and 1200dpi (usuall is 2000)

[heady cloak]

i really hope multiplayer is added at some point (obviously after release)

[rapid inlet]

yall needa try athiesm mode ts makes it way more intense

[heady cloak]

what's that

[stark moss]

dx12 with an old gpu

[shell bronze]

to beat this game you just need to learn the ai behavior, where/how to swing, and dodging

[rapid inlet]

damn having my ms at like a quarter makes it feel alot more smooth

[stark moss]

half off

[heady cloak]

oh hell no

[stone lintel]

Is this a reshade?

If so what reshade do you use

[stark moss]

i think its just high setting dx12

[rapid inlet]

i like to always choose carnage or spoilage and then just ruthlessly beat all the willies making sure they stay alive as long as possible when im torturing and finishing them

[shell bronze]

high dx12

[stone lintel]

Oh alright

[heady cloak]

you can just look on nexusmods if you wanna reshade theres like 5 diff ones

[limber bison]

i like breaking willie's legs 🙂

[rapid inlet]

bro whats the ai type that instakills you if you sprint towards it 😭

[limber bison]

huh

[heady cloak]

i hate when that happens

[stark moss]

any 2h user

[rapid inlet]

whats 2h 😭

[stark moss]

2handed weapon

[rapid inlet]

oh

[heady cloak]

2 hand i think

[rapid inlet]

i aint ever two handed in my life ngl more of an axe guy that chops off peoples arms

[heady cloak]

i usually go sword or spear (or just spear-like weapon)

[midnight jasper]

stabbers

[heady cloak]

unless its late game then i use something heavy for blunt force

[stark moss]

bro why are my legs so wobbly

first person should have a stabilized camera

[rapid inlet]

one time when i was trying to pick up an item my willie did a dodge roll and my leg broke

[limber bison]

I WASNT LYING I LIKE TO KILL WILIE

[shell bronze]

@rapid inlet this is pretty much the best way to kill in lower tiers

[rapid inlet]

my man really knocking em on the head with a blade 😭

[shell bronze]

dodge their attacks and use quick attacks

treat it like kendo

[rapid inlet]

im ngl this game needs more blunt force weapons in tiers that lack them i have too much fun with the mace and that one axe shaped wooden thing in spoilage

[midnight jasper]

bruh, got one-hit knocked-out by a hoe in the abyss. unfortunate

[shell bronze]

the best way to kill 1h weapon users before/at veteran is this exact move

[heady cloak]

do any of you guys just bully willie once you win (if they forfeitor get ko'd)

[rapid inlet]

yes

[midnight jasper]

sadly, blunt force weapons underpowered in this game, they are still useful but in higher tiers with armour,

[stark moss]

yes especially if they insta forfeit

[stone lintel]

I like to grab him by the leg and swing him around

[stark moss]

the candleholder:

[heady cloak]

same lol

[midnight jasper]

thats an exception

[rapid inlet]

i like to chop off there legs

or there head and hold it up like a trophie

[heady cloak]

the candleholder i feel is the best weapon in the game or atleast top 3

[midnight jasper]

its the best weapon in the game no questioning it

[shell bronze]

candleholder is the king of spoilance and early abyss

[stark moss]

dude

why my legs so wobbly

my dude can fall down just standing still

[rapid inlet]

i like the wooden thing alot more because you can just knock them to there feet instantly and beat the willies while there down

[midnight jasper]

stamina probably

[stark moss]

nope

[heady cloak]

he gets elegtile dysfunction every now and then, dont shame the poor dude

[shell bronze]

collision glitch that happens after a bit of playtime

restart game

[stark moss]

k

[stone lintel]

Personally i like breaking them more

[rapid inlet]

my legs sometimes just break

[heady cloak]

i feel like this game needs armor penetraton

[rapid inlet]

yes

[heady cloak]

thats the whole reason the pick was invented

[rapid inlet]

im tired of willies having impenetrible titanite armor

[midnight jasper]

almost stepped on it. oops

[heady cloak]

if i stepped on that and died i would be soooooo pissed

[midnight jasper]

he just walked into me ....

not even one swing

[stark moss]

told you

[midnight jasper]

he destroyed my crotch

somehow

[rapid inlet]

i think it would be really funny if you could pick up the candle from the candleholder and set willies on fire

[heady cloak]

what is your guys' most desired addition to the game? mine is multiplayer

[heady cloak]

hhahah

why did you forward ur own message

[limber bison]

guys have respect for wilie i just broke his legs

[heady cloak]

good job keep going

[rapid inlet]

because you said the thing directly after

[stark moss]

better damage system and adrenaline bar

[limber bison]

ok

[rapid inlet]

and i didnt wanna type it again

[heady cloak]

fair enough

[midnight jasper]

i don't have spare legs. but perhaps i can give him a hand of help?

[limber bison]

lol

[heady cloak]

ooooooh this would actually make a big difference

I JUST GOT THROWN BY AN AI

WTAF

[limber bison]

GUYS STOP THE VIOLENCE PLAY GROW a garden with me 🙂

[stark moss]

nah

[heady cloak]

i am not playing that mindless 8yo brainrot

[rapid inlet]

nah but what would be something you want removed from half sword, me personally i hate when i get hit on the head or something and now i have to move at 0.5x speed

[mental cargo]

yo do have a recording of that

[heady cloak]

yeah i got it w/ medal hol up

[limber bison]

OK IM GOING BACK TO BREAKING WILIES LEGS

[mental cargo]

bettt

[stark moss]

reposting because its too good of a clip[

[limber bison]

damn

[rapid inlet]

average tank build

[limber bison]

thats a real ko

[rapid inlet]

that clip is what it feels like to only level strength and wear the strongest armor in an rpg

[heady cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kJCII8Moo14RyTotB?invite=cr-MSwzNVEsMzU0OTUwNTM3 ok it was less of a throw than i thought but it's still crazy imo

[stark moss]

average max gore clip

(gore affects dismemberment chance)

[limber bison]

JU JITSU

[mental cargo]

lol

peak

[limber bison]

BRO IS WRESTLING

[stark moss]

DAMN

[limber bison]

BRO THEY NEED TO ADD WRESTLING CONTROLS

[midnight jasper]

i survived candleholder to the face. good start of the Abyss

[rapid inlet]

i dont know how they would make it work with keyboard controls but more fleshed out grabbing and kicking so that u could consistently do stuff like that would be sooo cool

wrong copy and paste

or right copy and paste just didnt reply

[rapid inlet]

i dont know how they would make it work with keyboard controls but more fleshed out grabbing and kicking so that u could consistently do stuff like that would be sooo cool

[stark moss]

they just need to re-add the body density setting

[heady cloak]

yeah grabbing is really annoying atm

[midnight jasper]

at least draining stamina if willie is held by the neck would be nice

like in that situation

[heady cloak]

it should also be possible to get someone on the gromd by grabbing

[midnight jasper]

(in that situation you can cut the head of anyway)

[rapid inlet]

imagine when you pick an allegiance theres a faction for stronger grabbing so you can just throw someone halfway across the arena like its the WWE

[heady cloak]

omg thaat would be so epic

[midnight jasper]

uh..... its fine....

[heady cloak]

there should be a throw button i feel

or just a consistent way to throw

[heady cloak]

you have abyss fog on?

[midnight jasper]

yep, its harder that way

[rapid inlet]

i feel like the peasant boss is a 50/50 chance that itll either be a cakewalk or you instantly get split in half the second you walk up to him

[midnight jasper]

both on my pc and eyes

[heady cloak]

unless you get large candleholder in which case its a guaranteed win

[mental cargo]

fr

[rapid inlet]

well look who it is

[mental cargo]

long candlestick is op in the lower levels

[stark moss]

long candleholder is op*

[stone lintel]

Wdym

[heady cloak]

i feel like it would be op in every level if you could use it in higher levels

[wind charm]

Any weapon, any time.

[mental cargo]

would it work agaisnt a knight tho?

[heady cloak]

yeah, hooks for disarming, good for blunt orce

[stone lintel]

overhead hits would most likely take him out

[mental cargo]

yea prob now that i think about it

[rapid inlet]

can some1 tell me why fighting with the sickle isnt even that bad

[mental cargo]

it kinda is that bad

[rapid inlet]

the farmer boss was a breeze

[mental cargo]

WHAT

[stone lintel]

Which one

[rapid inlet]

all it needed was a nice slash to the guts

[mental cargo]

damn

[midnight jasper]

in one sweeping motion you get both slice and thrust? but edge is not very sharp and no distance

[heady cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfNMnMyMQtWtfPQBL?invite=cr-MSxLTUUsMzU0OTUwNTM3 this is a super old clip but im sharing it again because of how clean it is

[rapid inlet]

if i use my kiting skills right i can get close and personal at the right moment and go for the glory shot

[midnight jasper]

uh....

i stabbed him in the abdomen two times and hit in the head, commoner boss is tank as usuall

[wind charm]

Being able to box and grapple is a GAME changer holy shit.

[heady cloak]

holy shit how am i supposed to beat that boss i just fought 5the one at the end of commoner

[rapid inlet]

bro fighting at any level above militia is so confusing

[heady cloak]

i have beat him before once but on a flook

[shell bronze]

commoner boss is straightforward

[heady cloak]

somehow i have never been above commoner except for one time where i beat everything including ultimate challenge

[shell bronze]

either you use pitchfork to stab him to death (the easy way)

or bait and time your strikes

[rapid inlet]

with commoner boss you js gotta go ultra instinct im ngl bro

speaking of him i was wrong about the sickle that mf beat my ass

[heady cloak]

oh yeah i forgot you can switch inbetween fights

[stone lintel]

Commoner boss sucks icl

[mental cargo]

fr

[heady cloak]

i was figting him with a sword

[shell bronze]

commoner boss easy bruh this is how you beat him from every stance

[heady cloak]

maybe easy for someone who is probably skilled enough to beat ultimate challenge blindfolded with 1 finger

[shell bronze]

falchion special

[shell bronze]

it's just baiting for attacks and dodging

then timing

the principle is straightforward
hold shift, mash between W and S until an opening presents itself

and swing or stab

[heady cloak]

ik and im good at that, i literally beat the king. the issue is just that he has to much reach and swings very fast

[shell bronze]

his reach makes the margin of error just a little bit thinner

[rapid inlet]

why do yall think candleholder is the best again

i get my ass beat with it every time

[shell bronze]

because it's like a sledgehammer with a knife on the other end

[stark moss]

skill issue

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[heady cloak]

i just won then died and it put me in the abyss

this is stupid

[shell bronze]

you get used to it

[rapid inlet]

parrying with your grab is an underrated technique

[heady cloak]

i just clutched in abyss with 1 arm cut off and the other arm broken by spam kicking

works every time

[rapid inlet]

yall know that one stick with the spikes on it

[heady cloak]

omg yeah it's so good

[rapid inlet]

you ever use it like a backscratcher when ur enemys are down

[heady cloak]

its basically an axe spear and blunt force weapon all in one

[heady cloak]

nah i just give them a lobotomy

[rapid inlet]

its 5 am i dont think i ever going to bed chat

[heady cloak]

it's 10 am for me i havent slept

join the club

😭

[stone lintel]

Its a great weapon

[rapid inlet]

am i the only one allergic to using shields or two handing anything

blocking is too op

[stark moss]

shields are for losers

[heady cloak]

i never use shields and 2 hand everything

[rapid inlet]

shields are js clunky ngl

[wind charm]

Aggression + Sound Defence = Win

[tight isle]

yall fuckin with this new stance

[stark moss]

the mctwist

[tight isle]

slamming your weapon into the ground so satisfying maybe the movies were right

[wind charm]

I didn't enter this arena to dance.

[thorny bronze]

Does anyone have the problem of the character's shadow?

I want ask how to turn off the character's shadow

Help me, plssss

[tight isle]

are u on dx12 or dx11

[midnight jasper]

bruh

[warm void]

guys

what is Willie's height?

[near hamlet]

5'7 or 5'2 (we'll assume since that was the average)

[warm void]

im taller than willie!

how does someone counter a spear with a sword realistically?

[midnight jasper]

deflect it to the side?

[midnight jasper]

and im shorter!

[warm void]

Damn

[midnight jasper]

oh wait no

im averege willie height

thats boring

meh

[loud stone]

what tech do yall use to kill the homeless boss

me personally

i just get the knife in the middle and quickly stab him in the chest

[midnight jasper]

same

run away then grab knife then kite and stab.

im to slow to simply grab and stab at the start

[loud stone]

i love when my dude just grabs the ground after missing the knife for a few seconds

[wheat gust]

spinny polearm

[loud stone]

whats with the willie behind the fence

where did his right arm go

[wheat gust]

hes me waving at the polearm

[loud stone]

why do i think of omni man in the think pose with this picture

[loud stone]

i would show a picture

but uh image perms exist

[wheat gust]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omni-man-animals-i-will-burn-this-planet-down-gif-21709941

[loud stone]

not the one i was thinking

but its better xd

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-the-fuxx-up-samurai-gif-20053713

Wake the fuck up mark, we have a planet to burn

[loud stone]

i love dying after winning the roung

[muted dew]

roung

[tight isle]

Trying to learn how to grapple without willies stupid fucking butter fingers letting go of the other guy every 0.2 nanoseconds has me more gamer raged than any fromsoft game could ever do

[loud stone]

lads how do i beat the commoner boss

[muted dew]

Grappling is very limited rn. shame since that is a big part of my beloved armored fencing

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[tight isle]

probably with a weapon

[muted dew]

you hope

parry and riposte while PRAYING his sword doesnt fall down and cut your leg ofgf

[tight isle]

learn how to properly parry
commoner sword so big he blows entirely past your guard

[loud stone]

so just pray to jesus and what ever spirtual entity that i get to kill him

[muted dew]

Parry his attack
hit him back
pray

[vale totem]

what's more fatal in this game?
a kick to the chin or a gut punch?

[muted dew]

guess

[vale totem]

thats why I'm asking

[muted dew]

the head is weaker to attacks and kicks are stronger than punches in the game

[vale totem]

Ive seen gut punches end matches really quickly though

[hollow moss]

They are??? Half the kicks I do generally tend to do fuck all

[idle crane]

Fatal Error

[wheat gust]

i wish there was a bow weapon

actually..

[vapid hull]

Stabhim

With swrod

[ripe ravine]

when the multiplayer is out?

is it mentioned to be done?

[wild flint]

i just went afk while inside arena and next thing i find the enemy is laying on the ground in pain and my sword is covered in blood
the ai cant be that dumb
right?

[solemn holly]

there is no multiplayer

devs have said there won't be multiplayer on release, but they'll look into it after

so there's no guarantee it'll be added

[twilit escarp]

love those greatsword double kills

[radiant venture]

there's a guarantee

because multiplayer appeal is pretty huge

its basically an inevitability

[vapid hull]

It’s mentioned to NOT BE IN DEVELOPMENT !!!

[copper turtle]

Its pretty crazy this game doesnt have multiplayer, which is super easy to implement and will improve the games popularity greatly

[soft osprey]

It is not easy to implement

[copper turtle]

You hear that @white oracle ?

[vapid hull]

@mighty nexus

[soft osprey]

Do not ping the devs

#rules

[copper turtle]

He is not a dev though, he is a creative director

[soft osprey]

There is no guarantee, actually. Though it would be great

[soft osprey]

Are you is have dumb

[vapid hull]

I like how when the devs say they won’t promise multiplayer, people take that as them saying multiplayer is guaranteed

[soft osprey]

Like wtf 😭

[vapid hull]

With that being said, the devs have also said it will be a $120 dlc

[molten galleon]

Let's goooo

I ❤️ being in debt

[vapid hull]

Microtransactions make the games more fun!!!

[formal plover]

Crazy to say that multiplayer is easy to implement too like wtf

[vapid hull]

It’s reverse psychology !!!

[vapid hull]

It’s GOTTA be bait

[copper turtle]

The game is already there, its just adding LAN support at first, then online later

[formal plover]

What, trolling on the internet??

[molten galleon]

The problem is that there's a lot of data to be sent over the internet if they were to implement multiplayer

[copper turtle]

I'm sure it will be buggy as hell

[molten galleon]

From each individual player

[vapid hull]

Spreading misinformation on the internet? Who would do a thing like that?

[molten galleon]

So it's a matter of literally not having enough bandwidth

[soft osprey]

“Easy to implement”
“Buggy as hell”

[molten galleon]

whoa new emojis

[formal plover]

They basically will have to create a form of lag/desync compensation so that you can actually have a sword fight, and it probably won't even play like on your own

[vapid hull]

Cyberpunk 1.0 wasn’t that bad 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[copper turtle]

LAN or split screen should be seamless and pretty quick to implement though because there's no latency

[vapid hull]

That, they are adding

Online mp is a whole different beast tho

[molten galleon]

Morbidly a beast

[raven solar]

nicee

[formal plover]

Yeah streaming a splitscreen game to your buddy is probably doable since a lot of games already do that, wouldn't surprise me if traditional multiplayer is basically impossible for this sort of game

[raven solar]

its just gonna take a lot of time and its not needed right now

low priority

[vapid hull]

IVAN IM LYING

IM LYING ON THE INTERNET IVAN

[terse cypress]

Oh hi friend

[vapid hull]

:(

[vapid hull]

Oh hiii :)

[white oracle]

We have never said this. we do not aim for HS to have any microtransactions now or in the future.

[terse cypress]

Only $120? That’s a bargain!

[vapid hull]

The only video game studio I respect ‼️

[vapid hull]

The $9521 dlc is soon™

[terse cypress]

Oh no

[terse cypress]

Anyways I bonked this loser