halfsword-chat-⚔

[mint wadi]

lol

[lapis marsh]

LMAO

If only I could understand how oderinths loader’s save files work, then I could edit my weapons

[mint wadi]

Okay the npc cheated. You can't move the spear like that as the player. Bullshit. So I used a bullshit technique on him.

[shell bronze]

every knight brave stand in a lesser armored loadout is a great test of if you can handle getting jumped by people your size

and it often ends in glorious bloodshed if you can

[lapis marsh]

I snorted

That was sick as hell

[shell bronze]

my samurai build is geared towards veteran with some elements of man at arms so it's legit thrilling to use in the higher tier brave stand

you're fighting against 2 guys in your league and 2 reasonably difficult opponents

[mint wadi]

Pardon the low fps also I accidentally didn't use my loadout lol

[buoyant mirage]

yo how do you choose what armor to have on

[lapis marsh]

Half sword enhancer

[buoyant mirage]

whats that

[mint wadi]

Halfsword Enhancer and OVRDTH Selector on Nexus Mods.

[shell bronze]

with my commoner guy i'm only able to comfortably take on the man at arms brave stand

[buoyant mirage]

errrrr

[buoyant mirage]

whats ovrdth selector

[mint wadi]

on nexus mods.

[buoyant mirage]

whats it do

[mint wadi]

I'm gonna be honest I swear I'm a nice guy but I cannot explain these things everyday to people lol, just look it up, use google.

Hell use chatgpt if you have to.

[shell bronze]

it is a loadout selector

[mint wadi]

what's that

[shell bronze]

everything else you can discover

[buoyant mirage]

so what does halfsword enhancer do??? i thought that was the one where you can choose what u wanna have on

ok wait im reading it

[lapis marsh]

It lets you spawn stuff in

[shell bronze]

it works in conjunction with the loadout selector mod

[lapis marsh]

If only the weapons you spawned in weren’t randomised 😭 😭 😭 😭

[buoyant mirage]

so with the loadout selector do you have to just manually spawn stuff in

[shell bronze]

the lack of a fat crossguard is a nuisance sometimes

[mint wadi]

Yeah kind of suprising katanas didn't develop one

[buoyant mirage]

noob vs pro vs hacker

[shell bronze]

to be fair no one really used them in the field of battle

[mint wadi]

Well, true.

Polearms were kinda the goat.

[shell bronze]

the polearm and archery were their bread and butter

[mint wadi]

Odachi weren't polearms but they might have well been.

[shell bronze]

man i am so excited for the ghost of yotei game

first time seeing yari representation in a first party video game

[mint wadi]

Kinda nutty that they decided to just go with a blade so big that you can extend it out while riding.

[shell bronze]

it's badass

[mint wadi]

Like jousting but slashing lol

Fuck it, we make human-mowers.

[shell bronze]

like some dynasty warriors bs

[mint wadi]

We don't mow lawns.

We mow humans

Or in this case....humans you hate because they were born 40 miles away from you.

[shell bronze]

unironically how the japanese were moving

[buoyant mirage]

what is the keybind to open up half sword enhancer

[mint wadi]

Seriously, war in any of the east asian countries/japan was kinda NOT goated.

[buoyant mirage]

if i close the window

[shell bronze]

they were straight wilding

[shell bronze]

instructions on back of packaging

(i don't use enhancer)

[mint wadi]

Like at least europe could deny that they were the same people because they didn't have the same ethnicity or language at all.

[buoyant mirage]

@mint wadi you are expert bro

[mint wadi]

Insert

[shell bronze]

asian folks were moving different iwl

[buoyant mirage]

thanks

[lapis marsh]

Bro exploded

[mint wadi]

Obviously wider wars existed between different asian ethnicities too, but at the same time, they really did just say fuck you to the guy that was born in a different house than you because it's owned by someone else.

[lapis marsh]

There’s instructions on the nexus page

[mint wadi]

How do you even indoctrinate someone to hate people that hard.

European wars had the ability to be like "These people were born thousands of miles away from us and they're so different!"

[lapis marsh]

Teach it from birth

[shell bronze]

half sword eastern dlc

[mint wadi]

Teach WHAT

[lapis marsh]

You teach them to hate

[shell bronze]

teach pure unyielding hatred

[lapis marsh]

It’s that shrimple

[mint wadi]

"These people are....well basically the same as you...you...actually have a relatively recent common ancestor"

[gilded breach]

"these people want to kill the shit out of you so do it to them first"

[lapis marsh]

Well they don’t say it like that obviously

[gilded breach]

done

[mint wadi]

I'm just saying it was wild okay, they definitely had to make stuff up.

[lapis marsh]

It’s like twitter these days

[gilded breach]

ofc

[buoyant mirage]

oh man i am having fun with this mod

i spawned a bunch of greatswords

[mint wadi]

also naginata supremacy

[mint wadi]

Seriously

Shout out to the guy that said to attach a sword to a long pole

good guy

[shell bronze]

can probably tape a kitchen knife to a broom and do some good just from how effective polearms are

[buoyant mirage]

that baron guy looks really cool

who is he

[mint wadi]

https://youtu.be/snq9d10LvWk?t=1179

Check out this nutty naginata

It's ridiculous.

I've never seen something so mall ninja so practical.

I timestamped the draw.

[buoyant mirage]

would it not be like really weak on the shaft

and why would someone have that

[mint wadi]

He made it

[slender hull]

zombie gang is put to rest
o7

(no idea why 5 bosses spawned)

[lapis marsh]

They jumpin yo ass

[mint wadi]

I don't know how else to explain but this gives samurai movie aura

[buoyant mirage]

can you unequip armor @mint wadi

[mint wadi]

No.

Gotta start over.

[buoyant mirage]

bruuuu

[buoyant mirage]

whats that shield called on ur shoulder

[mint wadi]

Remember to double tap!

No idea tbh check in the shields menu it's gotta be something weird.

[buoyant mirage]

tagre shield

[mint wadi]

A one....A two....A three!

rubix been typing for 5 minutes

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaktime-spongebob-done-homework-gif-4833035

[mint wadi]

Holy shit he's still going

I got VERY tired of this wooden thing.

just watch til the end it's worth it.

[hasty jetty]

Most of the wars were something to do about God. Most was about different branches of Christianity. The printing press didn't exist for a long time, and all of your beliefs came from your pastor or religious person. When someone else who had learned about Christianity in a different way, or a different religion like Islam (which was seen as a heretic branch of Christianity at the time), you'd be against God and therefore a heretic. The idea of the Bible always being 100% correct is still relevent today. The reason why the word "Ghost" is spelt with an "H" is because Flemmish people had most of the printing power, and their accent influenced the word, and since the "Holy Ghost" exists, everyone was scared to change the spelling.

The other reason is the interpretation of God making humans in "his form". For most people then, they would think of God and Jesus Christ as a similar appearance to their people and ethnicity, and when someone looked different, they assumed that God didn't like them as much.

[sleek gull]

live in 5, link in bio.

[hasty jetty]

words are important

[proven verge]

An excellent procedure might i say myself

[sinful jay]

hey, has anyone else beem having issues where your mouse disconnects while playing? my mouse is only bugging out whenever i play half sword

its weird

[hasty jetty]

i don't have that, no.

sorry to hear that

[lapis marsh]

Bro ran into that shi

[soft osprey]

this is super common place in the modern world, cant go further than that without getting reeeeaaal political.

[proven verge]

Rocked his shit

[mint wadi]

Yeah tbh it was being used more as a rhetorical question.

[soft osprey]

Propaganda works

[lapis marsh]

I HATE POLITICS!!!!!

[soft osprey]

Very well

[mint wadi]

I'm American.

I know propaganda.

[soft osprey]

Especially when propaganda is mixed with under education

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-a-bingo-bingo-christoph-waltz-inglorious-gif-16667921808007242014

Gif relevant lol

Inglorious Bastards is such a great movie.

[halcyon turret]

bro 😭
one of them is carrying a chandelier what did you DO to piss them off THIS much

[mint wadi]

Anyways, who would like to learn completely educational factorial information about the CIA between the 1950s-1990s?!

It's not political if it's just stating the facts!

I'm just kidding.

Don't ask me about those things.

[proven verge]

there aint nothing crisper

[halcyon turret]

Every single time

[halcyon turret]

holy stab

very good

though almost cost you an arm

[proven verge]

a bit crispier

[fierce acorn]

words words words

lots of words

[halcyon turret]

...still threading the danger zone

but crispy

[proven verge]

There is no success without risk!

[halcyon turret]

My Billhook B (Roncone) begs to differ

:3

[halcyon turret]

by the way how do you do the stabby stab with the offhand?

[halcyon turret]

I can also say I appreciate the consecutive Neck-snipes

My streak so far is 154 neck-snipes in a row without dyin

with me beloved Roncone :3

[proven verge]

double click stab with the off hand button

[halcyon turret]

#photography📷 message

I'm biased to necc

[proven verge]

aint nothing better besides maybe an eyestab

[halcyon turret]

oh yeah I did my first one of those today!

right in the slit of the helmet with the Roncone

[scenic isle]

just got my cleanest kill ever, no small cuts or bruises on the enemy willie, just one slash to the head, clean decapitation, not even any blood on the sword

[muted dew]

Proud of this one

[faint sage]

ayo wtf???

[halcyon turret]

Nah, I'd win

[jovial lotus]

Random question is there any plans for multiplayer in the future?

[willow python]

game is dead

[faint sage]

I dont think so

syncronising players would be worse than literal hell

[fierce acorn]

Its not their priority right now, they're focusing on early access release and after that maybe they might start to think about it

[faint sage]

true

but thats a very good thing

[fierce acorn]

yea

[faint sage]

(also not every game needs a multiplayer)

range weapons would be pretty cool tho

[plain edge]

any tips how to kill full armored guys ?

[willow python]

maul

[soft osprey]

Yeah

You got it bud

[faint sage]

blunt weapons

[willow python]

It's so sad how this game got abandoned by its developers. Cocaine addiction took our best heroes.

[jovial lotus]

It doesn’t need multiplayer, it’s a lot of fun on its own just would be cool to play with some friends

[fierce acorn]

rip samurn of sat 2024

[plain edge]

i just fight with last champion for 10m and hiting him with mace

[faint sage]

he buff

[tall jungle]

accidentally blood eagle'd the poor bastard

[thorny perch]

i too will accidently kill willie

[fierce acorn]

i <3 blood eagle

[sleek gull]

Clips from tonight's stream.

[tall jungle]

Interesting to see the organs, considering disemboweling was disabled for the Convention where they showed off the game

[naive holly]

Ohhhh that's good fuckin stuff

[sleek gull]

Thanks!! I appreciate it

[soft kelp]

Hell yeah

[warped frigate]

i finally beaten the gauntlet mode
(even though i changed the damage sliders so i felt like i cheated)

[fierce acorn]

HOLY SHIT

I JUST DOUBLE PARRIED A HAMMER AND GOT HIS NECK

that was so sick

if only i had medal open :)

:(*

and it WASNT pure luck!!

[fair summit]

can anyone please tell me what the fuck happend to the baron fight

got 3 crashes after getting to ,,playable" part of the fight, and now my movement is way fucking off and enemies die only after cutting them into fucking pieces

like off in a way that my character stumbles and falls god knows why

[shell bronze]

restart game and turn blood off

[untold dragon]

I finally beat Half Sword

I beat the golden knight with my hilt over and over

[graceful cosmos]

hmmm

[fair summit]

i just gave up the fight after like 2 hours

i think something might be fucked up with my game cuz its totally unplayable

[past mirage]

Am I just using one handed spear badly, or are they just kinda bad?

[fair summit]

imo baad

too hard to aim with one hand

[languid gazelle]

imo it's pretty good if you use it with two hands

you just have to know what you're doing

[fair summit]

is the damage on the baron fight someway tweaked compared to settings?

[past mirage]

So you turn the one handed spear into a two handed spear lol

[languid gazelle]

yes

but shorter

i would still rather use the longer one

[shell bronze]

one handing a spear makes you fodder

immediately so

two handing it is infinitely more effective

[untold dragon]

I don't know, you just hit him in the head with the sword hilt for a while and he dies

[fair summit]

i mean baron himself is easy, the fight to get to him is hell

i did the whole things a few months ago and got back to try again, shit feels unplayable

[untold dragon]

It kind of is

[languid gazelle]

man i'm hungry

[fair summit]

i spent like whole hour trying to win just to find out my damaged bugged

[untold dragon]

Is there a way to do the ultimate challenge again after you beat it once? Or do you have to do the whole gauntlet again?

[lapis marsh]

I beat the whole gauntlet on the same day it came out

Pre first boss nerfs

[languid gazelle]

i think i got to the ultimate challenge on the day that it came out but something bugged and i was fighting knights as an unarmed willie

[lapis marsh]

I’m pretty sure that’s meant to happen?

[languid gazelle]

idk

i was just in the normal arena with knights

and i had no armor or weapons

[fair summit]

what in the actual fuck happend to the end fight

like how did it became so shit

my stamina decided to stop working mid fight and didnt regen at all xD

[soft osprey]

Unfortunate bug

[languid gazelle]

i remember hitting the knight boss on the head with a mace like 20 times because he wouldn't die

his helmet was all bloody and had dents all over

i think he surrendered

[fair summit]

fatal eroor

ah fuck this

[tardy comet]

#photography📷 message

[placid coyote]

hi

[naive holly]

Hi

[languid gazelle]

hi

[sour veldt]

I’m please give me a long sword to start with in the gauntlet and nerf the plancons

And also buff great swords they kinda suck

[naive holly]

To start with?

[sour veldt]

Yeah in the final challenge

I don’t want the knife

[naive holly]

The whole point is you go from t1 to t8

[sour veldt]

Idk about that. Those later tiers all feel like I’m fighting knights and maa’s

[sour veldt]

How’d he do that

[naive holly]

Wym? He stepped back and struck from thr side

[naive holly]

I mean if you notice tbe armor it always corresponds to the tier

You get longsword at t3 like normal

[harsh thistle]

Yall I would've beaten this game 10 times by now but it keeps giving me this fatal error

[wet wave]

But why, when I’m playing my character randomly gets very tired and just fall to the ground

[modest cradle]

stamina

[naive holly]

Turn blood all the way off, its an issue with the plug-in they use #updates

[naive holly]

Probably doing too much movement and burning all your stamina

There is a bug where it doesn't regenerate tho

[deep citrus]

sadly you gotta play on zero blood or gore

ONLY way I could beat the baron

[fierce acorn]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4VVBiE2bm94?feature=share i legit thought this was a veteran willy for a second

[dawn plinth]

deep acupuncture

[primal sentinel]

juked

[naive holly]

Yeah gore is ok but blood has to be at 0%

[naive holly]

Holy ouch

[fallow spade]

IS haldsword going to be free on the full release

[primal sentinel]

prolly not

[dawn plinth]

most people said on the survey for its price was ~$20
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[fallow spade]

Ok thanks

[dawn plinth]

destination: Nirvana

[topaz wraith]

any tips for when you get so far in the abys 4 people are attacking you all with full armor

how do i kill any

[thorny seal]

any tips when your getting launched into the stratosphere by a blunt weapon and lose your progress bc of it...

[feral sundial]

📆

[eternal rose]

what happened to that map in the half sword trailer on steam?

[pearl ferry]

last of us 2 execution

[minor wigeon]

i cant wait til somone makes a gun mod

[cursive fjord]

Where would the challenge be then?

[minor wigeon]

id just have it on my belt to execute willies

also aiming

[fierce acorn]

oh true

[brittle escarp]

Hey all, is there a way to reset your gauntlet progression? I unlocked Barron, but I’d like to start from the beginning again!

Nevermind, forgot that discord has a search function 👀

[naive holly]

The itch.io version of the game

[jolly gorge]

hey guys im not that caught up on discord and stuff

but sorry to bother, is it like going to be only unity game? u know

cuz i heard its unstable af

[naive holly]

Wym? It's a Unreal Engine 5 game

[jolly gorge]

not this game but the engine itself sorta

so it good?

[naive holly]

I mean yeah

[jolly gorge]

nice

yeah i just wanted to know that

[naive holly]

Its not very optimized so it can be laggy because its a demo build but

[jolly gorge]

yeah i get that

i got a beefy pc too but u know

[naive holly]

Crashes do happen but again, not because the engine is bad just because the game is in an early state

[jolly gorge]

i want to enjoy cool game on cool frame rate without making the graphics look like garbage

[naive holly]

This game will test just how beefy lol

I have a low-mid rig and get +60 on high with some tweaks so

[jolly gorge]

for now i cant play on max gore and idk what graphics setting

can*

[naive holly]

Do high and gruesome and go from there

[jolly gorge]

blood gives me insane frame drops tho

[naive holly]

The blood is a big part of the lag so keep that low

Lol yeah

[jolly gorge]

but i ignore them cuz they make it look awesome

[naive holly]

True. Even like 25% blood looks good

[jolly gorge]

the best part abt the game is the skull crushing sound

[jolly gorge]

does it affect how it looks?

or just the amount that shows on the ground

and bodies

[naive holly]

No just the ammount

[jolly gorge]

NICEEE

alr ill test that out bro

thanks

[naive holly]

Np hope it goes well

[jolly gorge]

yo u know how to make those edits of something on top of other thing?

[naive holly]

Wym

[jolly gorge]

unrelated to the half sword discord

[naive holly]

Like pictures on top of other pictures?

[jolly gorge]

like i want to make a mao zedong edit of this maomao character off an anime

[naive holly]

Or video

[jolly gorge]

yeah but an edit

like a picture

i want to make my steam profile be like maomao zedong

its cool af aint it

[naive holly]

Ohh. You should try fotoplay on the appstore or whatever on your phone. You can cut clips and do transitions and add music its really simple actually

[jolly gorge]

nono but not a video

[naive holly]

Maybe theres a desktop version

Ohhhhh

[jolly gorge]

more like a picture

like make mao zedong be a little faded

[naive holly]

You could deadass use MS paint

[jolly gorge]

so i can fit the anime character swiftly with his facial features

[jolly gorge]

ur the goat bro

[naive holly]

Im not super good at this stuff

[jolly gorge]

same

[jolly gorge]

i just had this idea rn

and i cant sleep before i dont complete it

its 3 am rn

[jolly gorge]

this would go hard on 1915 subreddit

[formal chasm]

wasdat

[jolly gorge]

imagine getting clipped on thy arena of deception

type hsit

shit

[jolly gorge]

idk the reddit variant of medieval times

prob like newspaper

[formal chasm]

also ew reddit

[jolly gorge]

yeah

yo did u know 4chan got deleted

[formal chasm]

how many autistic dudes with wigs on can you fit in a place

[jolly gorge]

4chan

but again it got deleted

so now theyre like the plague

just infesting whatever thing they are in

yo anyone got more clips

theyre so good

[formal chasm]

[jolly gorge]

[formal chasm]

you can have my metadata good sir

[jolly gorge]

i love this emoji bro

[naive holly]

Ways

Always

[jolly gorge]

anyone got one of like

[jolly gorge]

WWE type shit

[jolly gorge]

YOOOO

THATS INSANE

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naive holly]

More fists for ye

[jolly gorge]

thats a clip

newspaper worthy u know like

[naive holly]

This just in: man bashes other man into fence

[jolly gorge]

Reclaimer yet again claims one of thy souls of the unfortunate

[naive holly]

Lol

[jolly gorge]

yeah sum like that but more fancy

with a british accent

and times new roman

[naive holly]

[jolly gorge]

type shit

[naive holly]

Type shiiiiiiiiiiiit

[jolly gorge]

do u have any throwing weapon clips

if u do thats insane

[naive holly]

I am quite bad with throwing but lots of people figured jt out

[jolly gorge]

yeah yesterday i figured it out on accident

and i was excited to post abt it

tahts the reason i joined this discord

[naive holly]

Not what you asked for but

[jolly gorge]

but then my hopes quickly faded in

[naive holly]

Yeee gotta yap

[jolly gorge]

yeahhhhh idk

the crowd is not impressed

[jolly gorge]

[jolly gorge]

YOOOOOOO

FRANZJ TYPE SHIT

the sword imagine if it landed perfectly vertical

that would be worthy of like NFT u know

[naive holly]

Thew it at myself

[jolly gorge]

it would be worth like 2 dollers

[jolly gorge]

it would of been a clip

if u stared at it

[formal chasm]

youre a wise man

[jolly gorge]

on 1st person

why did u say it like that

bro i love these emojis

[naive holly]

Probably one of my favorites ever

[jolly gorge]

lemme get a replay real quick

the kick is FOULLLL

INSANE AURA FARM BRO

bro u assasinated a farmer trying to make like 10 bucks for his family

and just KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD

THATS SO COOOOLlLLLLL

[naive holly]

Nah this is assassinating a farmer

[jolly gorge]

imagine paying like 2 bucks on ur local arena

and it just gets finished by a lvl 100 mafia boss

[naive holly]

And you get shived immediately

[jolly gorge]

with a chef knife

[dusk bison]

London

[jolly gorge]

LONDON BE LIKE

me when i go buy bread on london

(i get brutally assasinated and no firearms are present in the crime scene)

yo enough talking i gotta finish that maomao zedong picture

take care guys

[dusk bison]

Im glad im not in London

[jolly gorge]

me too bro me too

[dusk bison]

🙂

[jolly gorge]

u live in frown town

[formal chasm]

londonistan...

[dusk bison]

Life on the German coast is very simple

[jolly gorge]

is it fun

[dusk bison]

I mean no? its ok

[jolly gorge]

sure sounds like it!

im always up for a good time

[dusk bison]

pay at my job is good and the people are decent

[jolly gorge]

bro i love this emoji man

[formal chasm]

d-day flashbacks...

[jolly gorge]

are the elderly getting taken care of

[jolly gorge]

bro stop aura farmin g

[formal chasm]

normandy was in flance nvm

[jolly gorge]

flan

[dusk bison]

I actually worked at a carehome for the elderly

[formal chasm]

le flânce

[jolly gorge]

i mean like if an old person cant work

do they get paid?

[dusk bison]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

or stay at a carehome

is it enough to pay taxes? and live?

[formal chasm]

did you show them your fursuit

[dusk bison]

Yeah they pay your rent and give you 560 euro a month

[dusk bison]

Maybe)

[jolly gorge]

is it enough to last the whole month?

still about the elderly btw

[dusk bison]

yeah prices are good lately

[jolly gorge]

sounds lovely!

[sweet hamlet]

can you heal in ultimate challenge?

or am I just screwed as soon as my limbs get an injury

[dusk bison]

it is lovely the government takes good care of the people here, if your physically or mentally impaired they will pay you enough to live basically

[formal chasm]

very slowly

[brittle escarp]

No. That’s it’s schtick

[brittle escarp]

Wait actually?

[jolly gorge]

anh

nahg

[formal chasm]

yes

[jolly gorge]

thats great to hear

[jolly gorge]

to

[formal chasm]

mwahahaha thats so cute

[jolly gorge]

in my country theyre fighting to earn basic human rights!

[formal chasm]

[jolly gorge]

it sure is lovely around here!!!!!!

[dusk bison]

oh? Where are you from?

[jolly gorge]

argentina...

[dusk bison]

oof

[formal chasm]

lucky bastard

[jolly gorge]

sure am!!

[formal chasm]

boludito...

[jolly gorge]

JAJAJAJJAJAJA

[formal chasm]

argentina is gonna be top 10 economiies in a few years

[jolly gorge]

does germany have any issues accepting people outside of their norm?

[dusk bison]

borders are open to pretty much everyone nowadays with the CDU

[jolly gorge]

if the vice president and the president can agree with something in common without fighting on TWITTER

i hope so yeah prob

(i honestly dont believe so they took the fast route instead of the slow one) (were so cooked)

[jolly gorge]

whats a cdu

[dusk bison]

our political party, the Christian Democratic Union CDU

[formal chasm]

cuck alert

[jolly gorge]

why are u aura farming bro stop that

[dusk bison]

what?

[jolly gorge]

u just pop in like

occasionally to drop one liners

its so funny too cuz of ur pfp

[dusk bison]

shhh bro, hes aura farming

[formal chasm]

like your dad

[jolly gorge]

[formal chasm]

goodnight

[jolly gorge]

goodnight Delício

[dusk bison]

Goodnight

[jolly gorge]

ight imma head off

i have to make a MaoMao Zedong picture before i go to sleep

its 3 am bro

[dusk bison]

alright, have a good one

[jolly gorge]

[brittle escarp]

Is boludito like calling someone a goofball, or it more of a “bruh…”?

[jolly gorge]

more like dummy

boludo means dumbass

boludito is the diminutive

or sumn like that lemme google the meaning on english rq

[brittle escarp]

So little dummy. Sounds more like goofball to me

[jolly gorge]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

yeah prob

[brittle escarp]

That’s a cute term tbh

[jolly gorge]

it has many meanings depending but goofball seems the more consistent actually

[jolly gorge]

yeah when u see a friend u prob shout at him like

eeeeh boludoooo

dea

[dusk bison]

Alot of words in Russian are similar in that they have no direct translation in english

[jolly gorge]

actually boludito is kind of more offensive

[brittle escarp]

More than boludo?

[jolly gorge]

cuz it has more relations to neurodivergent people

like

what is wrong with this boludito?
translating to: que le pasa a este boludito?

but a more direct version of an insult to neurodivergent people is mogolico

it is widely normalized, and EVERYONE says it, without the intention of offending them, but the meaning is exactly that.

[jolly gorge]

yeah prob, boludo is more friendly actually

boludito downplays the person and makes them feel inferior prob

like if u make a mistake u get called a boludito instead of boludo

#halfsword-chat-⚔ btw

[dusk bison]

nobody here chats about halfsword bro

[jolly gorge]

nice

i kind of felt bad for bringing social and goverment problems into the chat

i hope no one felt offended

[brittle escarp]

I got timed out for using the R word 😬Is that perhaps more accurate than goofball?

And yeah I know, it’s tangentially related to the insults used in game though!

[jolly gorge]

[dusk bison]

i didnt get offended by any means, why would i be? your just sharing

[brittle escarp]

Flibberdigebad - what’s that mean?👀

[manic raven]

will this game get any coop lol

[dusk bison]

nah prolly not

[manic raven]

😔

[jolly gorge]

i would ask the lvl 100 mafia boss guys that always chat here

they always seem to have an answer

[jolly gorge]

yeaah thats why i said the straight definition

[brittle escarp]

I would love it if so. If pvp is a thing, it will be in the far future.

[dusk bison]

I guess its just hard to do coop on a physics based game on unreal engine, quirky client side issues

[jolly gorge]

some people do get offended haha

[jolly gorge]

or check out the #updates channel

[manic raven]

i love playing games with my friends so i was just hoping there would be some sort of cooperative mode where u can 2v2 or anything like that lol

[jolly gorge]

or the steam page stuff

imma search it up for u rq

all update u in a sec

[brittle escarp]

You’re more socially aware than I am, good on you 😂 I understand tho. Ima use this term in the future, that is all!

[dusk bison]

would be really cool but its hard to do a coop or pvp for a game like Half Sword

[manic raven]

yeah i understand why it would be lol but its just sad

[dusk bison]

Yeah (

[brittle escarp]

Yeah we all agree with you, I promise

[dusk bison]

Would be really cool

[jolly gorge]

to be honest i thought this game was co op

[brittle escarp]

Perhaps once they let us pay them for the game they’ll ramp things up. PvP or Coop aren’t out of the realm of possibility I don’t think- it’s just not their main focus

[jolly gorge]

like the first time i downloaded it i saw tiktoks

where people were pvping

i thought those were real people

[dusk bison]

agreed, let them finish the single player first before they look into coop

[brittle escarp]

Credit where credits due, they’ve apparently done pretty well with their AI so far!

[dusk bison]

The ai is good

[jolly gorge]

yeee its awesome

sometimes they get on god mode

its so awesome cuz it gives them depth u know

[dusk bison]

Might we not finden a path of peace?

[brittle escarp]

Spam-ALT is a kink they need to work out. Other than that, I agree!

[jolly gorge]

but i honestly thought, for the first time before downloading the game, that it had online co op or sumn

[jolly gorge]

bro iamgine

if the bots when they are surrendering

would just backstab u when u dont see them

like slowly walk to a weapon or slowly sucker punch you

[dusk bison]

Yeah or get back into the fight if your not looking

[jolly gorge]

it would be so GOATED

YEAHHHHH

[brittle escarp]

I don’t blame you. It feels like this game should have multiplayer support.

[jolly gorge]

i ALWAYS look back just in case

[dusk bison]

Like especiall in spoilance the 5 people no real weapons they surrender very quickly because they dont pick up a weapon on time and that sucks

[jolly gorge]

even tho i know this is a demo and it isnt totally necessary to add to a demo

[brittle escarp]

Fake surrenders by NPCs would be insane

Full support

[harsh thistle]

Are there any guaranteed safe ways to install mods in this game?

[jolly gorge]

i read somewhere that they arent actually mods

but more so modifications of already weapons on the game

i could be lying tho

theres a modders channel

#modders-guild-hall

[dusk bison]

Noooo spare me life!
Picks up a sword when you stop looking

[harsh thistle]

ty cutie pie

[jolly gorge]

no prob sweetheart

[jolly gorge]

their NooOooooOo

[dusk bison]

yeah!

[jolly gorge]

is so heartbreaking

and then u just hear a slow and quiet laugh

slowly approaching HAHAHHAA

something to indicate ur abt to get sucker punched

or just pure silence

[dusk bison]

I lke the voicelines like olde english + some german sprinkled in

[jolly gorge]

anything works really

is germany and old english related?

like imagine if there was a reason there was a little bit of german on the game

lore shit u know

[dusk bison]

eh not really but also yes?
They are abit similar yes because of the anglo saxons

[brittle escarp]

#1395656928515981352 message

I love this idea

[dusk bison]

They have many same words and its pretty understandable

[jolly gorge]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[jolly gorge]

yeah but i mean more so on like a reason as to why they are on the game

[dusk bison]

Nah just sounds cool

[jolly gorge]

cuz like why would a german be with an american in old medieval times

someone would ask that prob

[dusk bison]

american?

[jolly gorge]

but it sounds cool

yeah arent they american

[dusk bison]

no its english, united kingdom

uk version its european talking

[jolly gorge]

ohhhh thats why they sound british

[dusk bison]

Thats actually who the anglo saxons were, Germans and Dannish people who sailed and settled in england

[jolly gorge]

then it makes sense lore wise

we should be game developers

(i dont know jackshit about anything im just yapping)

[dusk bison]

Lol

But fake surrenders would be really cool they should defenitly implement that

[jolly gorge]

yeah fr fr

[brittle escarp]

Absolutely

[jolly gorge]

but they should add more weapons on the floor

or make npcs fight with their fists

bcuz right now they dont do both of those

and just surrender instantly like said before

[dusk bison]

i guess they sometimes fight with their fists

[brittle escarp]

More scenarios or custom scenarios would be nice

[dusk bison]

Yup

[jolly gorge]

imagine if before dying they wipe out a picture of their wife just cleaning grass or some shit

[brittle escarp]

You and a peasant vs 3 knights? Good luck!

[jolly gorge]

or their daughter playing on the grass

[brittle escarp]

Female willy?

[jolly gorge]

like random shit like that would be awesome

[dusk bison]

if your in close melee they sometimes they will stance up with their fists no matter your weapon

[dusk bison]

BALD

[brittle escarp]

Vagilly?

[jolly gorge]

bogos vinted?

[brittle escarp]

Hair physics would go crazy

[jolly gorge]

YO

thats a good idea too

cuz like people would genuinely pay to see that

like in the medieval times

[brittle escarp]

100%

[jolly gorge]

cuz rn u pay to see like pixar movies but back then they were so bored u would pay to see a random dude fight a lion

and imagine paying like 2 dollars back then, and a dude just ending the fight on 2 seconds

[dusk bison]

Worth the 2 shillings

[jolly gorge]

it is by far more entertaining to watch 2 armed dudes fight like 5 dudes with fists

100 humans vs 1 gorilla type shit

[dusk bison]

100 naked willies vs 1 baron

[jolly gorge]

but extremely rare or not that rare, cuz it would be boring to play like that

[brittle escarp]

They literally flooded the colosseum to stage naval battles.

[dusk bison]

heard about that, mustve been wild to watch back in the day

[jolly gorge]

i just want to see someone mod a glock on the game

imagine aiming it

like its so hard to throw weapons

imagine aiming one

[harsh thistle]

The hoe be making some brutal plays

(the weapon)

[brittle escarp]

Fr, we have HEMA and WWE, but nothing like that exists today!

Unless you count GoPros being worn during warfare, I guess. No one pays for that, tho

[jolly gorge]

yeah yeah

[jolly gorge]

the closest to that is jake paul vs mike tyson

HAHAHH

[dusk bison]

LOL

[jolly gorge]

the long stick shit is insane too

[brittle escarp]

Listen, MFer

[jolly gorge]

but i dont use it for honor u know

i feel dirty using it

like i dont deserve to win

[harsh thistle]

The long stick?

[jolly gorge]

yeah its pointy

and u just

[dusk bison]

pitchfork?

[jolly gorge]

walk and shove it until they die

[harsh thistle]

The pitchfork?

[brittle escarp]

Plancon

[jolly gorge]

that one and the other high tier ones

pitch fork aint all taht

but the high tier ones are op af

[brittle escarp]

Placon?

[jolly gorge]

lemme check on google rq

[brittle escarp]

Pointy death stick.

[jolly gorge]

YEAHHH

that one

[harsh thistle]

I just stabbed willie on the left and his right arm got cut off

[jolly gorge]

and other one

[harsh thistle]

👍 hoe goated

[jolly gorge]

with a knife or a sword

oh a hoe

i never really used the hoe tbh

[harsh thistle]

I love hoes

[jolly gorge]

lately ive been screwing around with knifes and stuff

[brittle escarp]

It’s better than I expected

[jolly gorge]

i just like parrying and dodging

just seeing their attack patterns u know

it feels so rewarding

[brittle escarp]

If you’re good with polearms (switching grip, using momentum) the hoe is great. It just comes with the added difficulty of judging distance like you do with an axe or halbard

[jolly gorge]

momentum is the F key right?

it does something weird to ur screen

[brittle escarp]

X key, usually

[dusk bison]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kHWifHtBWRN8FNPzP?invite=cr-MSxQVjIsNDIwOTA1MDgw

[brittle escarp]

F is slowmo, which uses stamina. X is swap hands, which is key for long weapons

[jolly gorge]

good clip

i was talking about that stick too

[jolly gorge]

x is goated

slowmo aint all taht

but theres a key that does something weird to ur screen

like a circle appears

[harsh thistle]

My hoe just defeated boss 2

[jolly gorge]

are u on free mode

or ranked mode

asking real questions here

[brittle escarp]

I use F for first person long sword, that’s about it

[jolly gorge]

[jolly gorge]

i honestly didnt know u could change keybinds

[brittle escarp]

Parry-reposte is satisfying as fuck in slowmo

[dusk bison]

you remove automatic lock on for yourself

like your camera doesnt follow willies when you hold your weapon up

[jolly gorge]

like aimbot for when u walk into an enemy?

[brittle escarp]

I’m sure you can, it’s also possible that I’m misremembering keybinds since I’m a bit tipsy 🤔

[jolly gorge]

thats acutally goated

[harsh thistle]

Bigsmok wanna make a halfsword groupchat

[jolly gorge]

i mean theres the half sword discord server

[brittle escarp]

I turn auto lock to 2/3 for first person hand-to-hand. Headshots are easier.

With polearms, I crank up both mouse and lock on sensitivity

[harsh thistle]

I cannot send anything freely here

[jolly gorge]

u can upload clips like Codbajun did recently

although u can send clips

[brittle escarp]

Wait. What if we could preset sensitivity (lock on, mouse movement, and auto parry) based on the weapon?

[harsh thistle]

Has anyone seen kengan ashura?

[jolly gorge]

wdym auto parry?

[dusk bison]

nah not a big anime guy

[jolly gorge]

i didnt

[harsh thistle]

Point is theres this guy who does this move and I figured how to recreate it in halfsword

[jolly gorge]

its a fighting anime i think no?

[brittle escarp]

Go into first person with a long sword, and hold a straight guard. When Willy moves his weapon, you automatically adjust yours to parry.

There have been complaints about this in the past because it interrupts actions you meant to take.

[jolly gorge]

so are you suggesting a fix, or something to further more abuse the auto parry bug?

[brittle escarp]

Someone mentioned toggling auto-parry, but I would prefer a slider like they’ve been doing

[jolly gorge]

is it a good thing, or a bad thing

[brittle escarp]

Can be either

[jolly gorge]

(the way u said it seems like it is a bug)

i mean being on first person is already a handicap

(personally tho)

[dusk bison]

the barbute helmet in first person is impossible to see through

[brittle escarp]

Nope! It’s meant to make the game more intuitive.

And FPV has been super helpful for me, depending on the weapon and damage sliders.

[jolly gorge]

i mean its realistic

[brittle escarp]

And armor!

[jolly gorge]

but realistic doesnt mean fun

maybe there could be a setting for realistic stuff

like the helmet pov on first person

[dusk bison]

well as one very sadistic swedish person once said "Video games dont need to be fun to be good"

[jolly gorge]

its prob my frame drops because of blood being on 100%

[brittle escarp]

Helmet opacity could be a slider. Helmet toggle could be a box. Either would be good.

[jolly gorge]

today a guy said to put it on 25%

so ill try that

[jolly gorge]

i mean it would be cool

but i would want to change it willingly

[jolly gorge]

like that u know

[brittle escarp]

Frame rate is completely seperate, and I do hope they optimize the game bc I want to run heavy armor Buhurts at >15fps

[jolly gorge]

did u try disabling blood?

apparently thats the main cause of the problem

[dusk bison]

i mean it about the barbute, if you go into first person with that helmet it blocks literally 100% of your vision, you CANNOT see through it

[jolly gorge]

yeah one time i pressed first person with it on

its cool

but for the first 2 seconds

[brittle escarp]

Yeah, my computer struggles to run 6 NPCs in general (I plan on upgrading, but UE5 has some serious optimization issues)

[jolly gorge]

[jolly gorge]

i talked with a guy and he said ue5 is kind of good in that zone

i got lied....

im just gonna do my own research for the first time....

i have to form my own opinion for the first time....

[dusk bison]

so, any good animes or movies you guys watched recently?

[brittle escarp]

Differing point of views. Maybe it has the potential to be optimized, but most games (single through triple A) that use UE5 are… kinda rough

[jolly gorge]

blazed and spoonkid videos

[brittle escarp]

Good luck 💀

[jolly gorge]

most i heard about it is how non optimized it is honestly

i just hope the game is available for everyone and not just for people with good pcs

i have a monster pc tho

but i remember being the little guy u know

[dusk bison]

i have a decent rig, its ok and runs all the games i own well

[jolly gorge]

bro the moment i installed a game

and didnt have to tweak with my system settings, the game files, game settings etc

i knew i made it in life

and i was set for life without making upgrades to my pc

like i dont remember the last time i had to change settings on a game

(before Rust and Half Sword of course)

[dusk bison]

same, what kind of games do you own?

[brittle escarp]

I can run red dead 2 with a quad core processor. Simulating 6 heavily armored Willie’s is somehow more draining than RDR2? Graphics vs CPU aside, that seems extreme to me

[jolly gorge]

these ones are the ones i got installed

[dusk bison]

all my games

[jolly gorge]

other than that i have league of legends

and DJMAXRESPECT V

[jolly gorge]

thats actually insane

AHHAHAHA

if u put it like that

its insane yeah

bro i have been trying to insert a picture i downloaded on Microsoft Paint on Windows 11 for the past hour and i just cant find the Insert option

what is wrong with Microsoft and making everything so simplistic and complicated

[brittle escarp]

It’s not the devs fault, btw. Thats just a UE5 feature - Huge files and unoptimized engines. I’m sure it’ll get better (else tech will get cheaper)

[jolly gorge]

nvm im goated

[harsh thistle]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kImBFdbFEEI1uVmSv?invite=cr-MSw5cFIsNDIxMTY5MjAz

See

It dont even let me do that

[jolly gorge]

kinda lame clip

[harsh thistle]

Point is I gave him a haircut

[jolly gorge]

let me watch again rq

[brittle escarp]

Yikes.

I use GIMP and Inkscape, paint is as cringe as your edit.

[jolly gorge]

mehhh still kinda lame

[harsh thistle]

I got something better then.

[jolly gorge]

nono, im think about using that picture of mao zedong

and inserting an anime girl thats named MaoMao

and making my steam profile be named MaoMao Zedong

and an anime girl with similar features of Mao Zedong

its cool af

[harsh thistle]

Thats genius

[jolly gorge]

SEE BRO

[brittle escarp]

PLEASE update us. You’re amazing 🤩

[jolly gorge]

its like scooby jew

and george droyd

type shit u know?

[brittle escarp]

Scooby WHO

[jolly gorge]

the meme

imma share it rq

https://www.tiktok.com/@funnychitown2/video/7517333136380906766

[harsh thistle]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kImDYh1oDVerQ_AOC?invite=cr-MSxGazEsNDIxMTY5MjAz

better?

[jolly gorge]

OK

OKKKKK

THAT ONE IS FUCKING COOL MAN

[brittle escarp]

Now I’m up to date 😂💀

I haven’t seen that. However, I have a German heritage and my father’s initials are JEW so.. take that as you will

[jolly gorge]

i gotta do a clip

yo whats yall guys fav tier one weapon?

mine is the hammer

[brittle escarp]

Pitchfork and candelabra

[jolly gorge]

wdym ur father initials are jew

[jolly gorge]

the candle thing is insane

but its like the pointy thing with pointy things on the sides

u feel dirty using it

[brittle escarp]

It’s the long candle stick. I fuck em from both ends with that thing, I love it.

[jolly gorge]

yeah yeah, but theyre so op its dirty to use them

both the candle

and the pointy thing with pointy things on the side

[brittle escarp]

Candelabra vs plancon: which is the dirtiest fighter?

[jolly gorge]

hmmm

with armour or without?

no armour candle thing, with armour plancon

candle thing is goated when people are naked and stuff

its free climbing to the next stages

its like when people on the trenches were using shotguns, they had long, mid and short range

[brittle escarp]

Single smack to the noggin, or alt-stab with the pointy bit.

NEXT

[harsh thistle]

Im so good at this game holy cow

[jolly gorge]

literally you

[fierce acorn]

yay

[jolly gorge]

double knife thoughts?

[fierce acorn]

wait

thats a political figure

[jolly gorge]

heres the explanation as to why i have mao zedong on microsoft paint

[brittle escarp]

Has anyone tested the candelabra vs armored foes? It isn’t a standard weapon, so that’s difficult.

[jolly gorge]

i explained it earlier

[jolly gorge]

.

[jolly gorge]

.

[jolly gorge]

i think that it would pierce after like 2 mins, but before that u would run out of stamina

[brittle escarp]

Not useful. I’d prefer a stool in my left hand bc defense

[jolly gorge]

and if the bot would kick you (it will) u are prob done for

[jolly gorge]

and it would just nick them, not completely delete them right away

[jolly gorge]

literally bro:

[dusk bison]

Im back guys

[brittle escarp]

That thing has some heft, though. I use the candelabra to beat the helmeted fuck with the axe every single time BECAUSE it gets through his thick skull

[jolly gorge]

sup

[brittle escarp]

WB

[dusk bison]

so whatchu talking about?

[jolly gorge]

are we using short words now

[jolly gorge]

candle thing vs the placon weapon

[dusk bison]

Candle stick on top

[brittle escarp]

Candelabra vs armored opponents

[jolly gorge]

and that yeah

[jolly gorge]

yeahh but only helmet tho

and he only has a helmet

[dusk bison]

well no if you play abyss you can break legs and arms of knights even with it

[brittle escarp]

Are u sure?

Idk how it affects heavy armor.

[jolly gorge]

me too im just yapping

[brittle escarp]

Abyss might be the best way to test this

I’m hopping on

[jolly gorge]

prob

[dusk bison]

Yeah works pretty well

[jolly gorge]

test it out for the boys rq

u need to provide a screen shot

clip that socially acceptable knight with the candle thing

[dusk bison]

its the abyss though, you need to beat like 5 bosses without dying and then all the willies just to get to knights

[brittle escarp]

Luckily, I can tgm

[dusk bison]

tgm?

[jolly gorge]

igprq

[brittle escarp]

Skyrim command. Toggle GodMode. Makes you invincible.

[jolly gorge]

(I Gotta Poop Real Quick)

[dusk bison]

good luck

[jolly gorge]

wait u can do that

[brittle escarp]

I can adjust damage mid game is what I mean

[jolly gorge]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[brittle escarp]

Not actual godmode

[jolly gorge]

bro ur smarth

actual big brain moment

[jolly gorge]

cold af

[dusk bison]

the baron is just chill like that

[jolly gorge]

upload that to photography

[dusk bison]

did it

[jolly gorge]

nice

[dusk bison]

I have quite a few screenshots in photo mode i use it quite often

[jolly gorge]

im still figuring out how to get 2 images on ms paint bro i swear to god im gonna crash out

me n gang crashing out:

[dusk bison]

::))

[jolly gorge]

i need to learn how to use it

i have to test it out tbh

joss is back with the news lets go

[brittle escarp]

Isn’t that emoji from where’s my water?

[brittle escarp]

Nope

[jolly gorge]

its from steam

[brittle escarp]

Lost my arm and got distracted

[jolly gorge]

lmao

[dusk bison]

did you find it?

[jolly gorge]

its something like : steamhappy:

[brittle escarp]

Yes, but the little guy reminds me of some phone game…