i have sent this before, but this is peak Fus Roh Dah
#halfsword-chat-⚔
small glen
mint wadi
There is a parry assist in place where depending on where you're holding your sword/guard, you will automatically place your weapon against theirs , which means you can swing it against their sword to parry or block.
loud sonnet
i have sent this before, but this is peak Fus Roh Dah
that happend in my game aswell exept i got flung too and then my game broke as it said i died won then prepare for the final challange (i was in uh not gauntlet mode)
mint wadi
Tripping is pretty easy in this as well. Not as in tripping the opponent, but yourself. Remember, you're controlling a physics-based person. People have feet. If you've ever tripped, which you have, you know that it's pretty easy to trip yourself if you do weird movements,
red hinge
Does someone know where the guide in Steam with the historical guards went? It was a whole guide with multiple stances and their descriptions
mint wadi
So don't try to do inhuman movements. It's not like in other games where you can just move in any direction instantly.
austere salmon
Does someone know where the guide in Steam with the historical guards went? It w...
for which weapon
mint wadi
There's momentum in every movement. You will never stop without that momentum going somewhere.
shell bronze
red hinge
for which weapon
It was a longsword stance guide
dusky fulcrum
ZAMN
loud sonnet
how u get the big arena
shell bronze
how u get the big arena
that's normal arena
small glen
Parry go brr
shell bronze
dude i'm super in love with the new saber mod
mint wadi
I'm not going to say it's too accurate, but it does mention Fiore dei Liberi which basically makes me think the people involved aren't stupid haha
shell bronze
spark flame
guys can we just parley instead of perishen?
loud sonnet
that's normal arena
oh im trippin
red hinge
https://www.swordschool.com/wiki/index.php/The_12_guards
Ty, it's exactly the same as the guide lmao
small glen
everyone has done it
mint wadi
lol
small glen
in more funny ways than others
like when i was in a very awkward position when I cut the AI hands off, and so did he
velvet moss
god fucking damnit
face damage is not modeled properly
my entire ass sword went in his face and just... survived
mint wadi
"Welcome to heaven!" Is more so...what he's hoping.
mint wadi
Holy Fuckin Fatality
austere salmon
Holy Fuckin Fatality
what kinda for honor bullshit was that
mint wadi
what kinda for honor bullshit was that
Right?
I'm pretty sure he was about to fall over but perfectly stood still for a second as he bled out
hallow girder
Holy Fuckin Fatality
what if you kicked the sword into him though
mint wadi
It would have been cool.
mint wadi
I'm fine with that.
strange badge
is anyone else struggling with crashing during the baron fight when armor is dropped etc?
soft osprey
is anyone else struggling with crashing during the baron fight when armor is dro...
The crashes are caused by the blood, you can find more info on that in the recent #updates post
You can try turning down blood to limit crashes but likely will have to turn it off
It is a separate slider from gore settings
soft osprey
I might have an answer
soft osprey
How did they move you on Easter Island?
mint wadi
Yeah that checks out.
summer pollen
has there ever been any weapon that has looked like this?
mint wadi
The lore is that they walked. And that looks an awful lot like walk- what in gods name is that abomination.
No. There hasn't.
soft osprey
Was it truly aliens.
Yes. What you’re not seeing is the people moving it are in fact, aliens
mint wadi
That thing has like 125lbs of iron on the end.
soft osprey
Light work
mint wadi
mf guts over here
hallow girder
has there ever been any weapon that has looked like this?
under what situation would this be practical
summer pollen
under what situation would this be practical
i have no clue but it is fun to whack people with
pearl ferry
has there ever been any weapon that has looked like this?
the mighty baby bottle to baby barons
summer pollen
upside is that enemies hardly parry since they don't recognize the pommel as such a threat
mint wadi
summer pollen
you need to have a higher level in the server
which you can achieve by talking more
it's to avoid spammers
mint wadi
You only get xp once per minute.
So if you really want to min max.
Send one message per minute.
There's #photography📷 and #game-footage-🎮🎥 which you can then tell us to go look.
rich bridge
i think im starting to get parrying, i kinda have to let my willie to do it
like if i havea center guard i can mostly just let him do it for me aside from an overhead
mint wadi
Nice, got him right in the leg.
summer pollen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpIPX30v62c
i pray that flails are in early access
rich bridge
if i have like a guard to the right, and the swing is from the left, then i actually gotta move it. if the attack is coming from the right i just gotta move my sword a bit and it blocks
mint wadi
I specifically hope that stupid flail exists in early access.
stereotypical one handed flails are kind of stupid. But that? that two handed one is actually pretty useful.
summer pollen
and also reverse grip because this thing is hard to swing with, but when it hits you don't want to be on the receiving end
mint wadi
I've decided to put what I said into a notepad to copy paste when people ask about stuff.
so here
If you start holding shift while standing still, then using wasd, your character will do a short dodge. If you keep holding shift while moving, you will go faster, into somewhat of a run.
Along with that, holding shift puts you into a combat stance.
Holding mouse 1, but not moving your mouse to swing your sword, you will ready your sword. Depending on where you place your sword with your mouse, you will fall into different guards.
There is a parry assist in place where depending on where you're holding your sword/guard, you will automatically place your weapon against theirs , which means you can swing it against their sword to parry or block.
Tripping is pretty easy in this as well. Not as in tripping the opponent, but yourself. Remember, you're controlling a physics-based person. People have feet. If you've ever tripped, which you have, you know that it's pretty easy to trip yourself if you do weird movements.
So don't try to do inhuman movements. It's not like in other games where you can just move in any direction instantly.
There's momentum in every movement. You will never stop without that momentum going somewhere, whether that's your body, or your weapon.
No.
There's stances for all weapons.
You press shift to go into a stance.
Then you hold left mouse button and move your weapon slowly, wherever you stop will be a guard.
A guard...assists you in protecting yourself. "guarding you"
It's also the start of your attack. Every guard has different attacks you can do that are most efficient.
mint wadi
Shift is putting you into a ready stance. You don't have to use it just to use a guard.
red hinge
when pressing shift
mint wadi
But it makes you more stable and allows for quick short dodges.
hold shift to stance.
Hold m1 to stay in a guard.
if you just press m1, you will either ready your weapon, or put it on your shoulder at rest.
sour pilot
What are the best stances for longsword?
Vom Tag is fun
Pflugs pretty good too
hold q or e
mint wadi
Diablo got it.
sour pilot
Diablo got it.
If you aren't first you're last
Q or E
preferrably q if you have something in your right hand
red hinge
kinda stupid to ask but how do I upload an image lmao, the option doesn't appear
sour pilot
kinda stupid to ask but how do I upload an image lmao, the option doesn't appea...
Unlocks at level 3
sour pilot
Yeah
you'd hold e to holster then pick it up
with e
look at the ground and crouch
then press e
You're probably holding it if it's drawing your sword
austere salmon
What are the best stances for longsword?
not certain on the stances, but the attacks i often launch are shieldhau, oberhau, and ripostes
red hinge
I'll try those, i just spent a whole week playing just pole hammers or just hammers
The swapping hands after a swing with poles is so good lmao
Even with the spear it adds a lot of skill to the weapon
sour pilot
not certain on the stances, but the attacks i often launch are shieldhau, oberha...
Do you mean Shielhau?
true zealot
austere salmon
true zealot
takedown
frosty patio
if you can't beat'em join em.
austere salmon
i hit that fucker with the
hasty cosmos
the moment i get the goedendag in ultimate challenge the game decides to send me two other willies with the same weapon and i get jumped
buoyant flower
torpid mortar
bitch ran into my guard
austere salmon
bitch ran into my guard
i keep getting the most dark souls finishers in the world
torpid mortar
austere salmon
woah thats getting a little too odd
red hinge
Lmao
true zealot
suplexing this man
velvet moss
dude this spiky stick cooks
torpid mortar
velvet moss
idk what its called ok :(
rancid knot
You've been hit by— You've been struck by—
austere salmon
protect head, take body blows, slam yourself into them
hey gas, did i show you my hilarious duel win from earlier
charred moth
pearl ferry
some spicy dual wielding
charred moth
partially flayed with one swipe
eternal nymph
Anyone know how to reset the gaunlet mode after winning up to noble?
mental kelp
@stuck totem Wild silo spotting
mental kelp
seeing someone from red bluff here was what I least expected
austere salmon
why does the guy against the fence look like he's here to give exposition
mental kelp
i didnt realize you played half sword
All I been playing for like
Idk how long
and sometimes some other games but maining this
mental kelp
yea it’s got a lot of nice options
austere salmon
found out the photo mode is also good
yk this game has shielhau
mental kelp
though it makes the game look better than it actually is in real time
stuck totem
though it makes the game look better than it actually is in real time
yeah it does 😭
mental kelp
yk this game has shielhau
What’s the way you do schielhau I wanna see if it’s different from mine
austere salmon
hold alt and hold a high piercing guard, then release as you set to throw the strike
cerulean herald
it would be cool to have spells
austere salmon
allows for a swift, whipping cut at chest/neck level
mental kelp
Oh I see
austere salmon
you can also tap alt from a high guard to do oberhau
mental kelp
Yea
jolly gorge
why does the guy against the fence look like he's here to give exposition
Bro is NOT Oscar of Astora 💔😭
austere salmon
Bro is NOT Oscar of Astora 💔😭
speaking of this, can i get your take on the outcome of this duel
i think i won
austere salmon
not only that, his throat is slit and his head is presently shoved up his own arse
i think im the winner
jolly gorge
Wonderful
analog cosmos
this is what's left of him 😈😈😈✌️
muted phoenix
this is what's left of him 😈😈😈✌️
Did you put him in the meat grinder jeeez
analog cosmos
Did you put him in the meat grinder jeeez
analog cosmos
i got fatal error but the game i sstill running
it'll crash when you die
red hinge
It runs for 2 mins then in closes itself sometimes
U got 2 minutes to complete the challenge lmao
humble bloom
Did you put him in the meat grinder jeeez
He punches metal for fun
slow jolt
U got 2 minutes to complete the challenge lmao
lmao
analog cosmos
Wooooow
red hinge
I just saw that gore mode affects damage, is it true? I've been playing in grotesque the entire game
analog cosmos
He punches metal for fun
Yes im timmy tuff knuckles 😈😈😈😈
jovial temple
I just saw that gore mode affects damage, is it true? I've been playing in grote...
i dont think it affects damage directly but dismemberments happen way more often
humble bloom
I just saw that gore mode affects damage, is it true? I've been playing in grote...
They take extra damage from their bones breaking easier, so yeah.
I thought I had more to say, but that's kinda it.
warped apex
Punching with grabs is amazing lol I mean it doesn't do the most damage but it looks cool
red hinge
They take extra damage from their bones breaking easier, so yeah.
Ohh ty both for the answer
that's why I was slicing arms so easily
jovial temple
highest gore option feels bad to play honestly
not that random dismemberments dont happen in medium but its much better
muted phoenix
He punches metal for fun
Swallows rocks on the daily too to keep his stomach ready as well probably
hearty stone
is this shielhau
leaden falcon
PLEASE MAKE THE GAME ACCESSIBLE FOR MAC BOOK
red hinge
What's the problem wiith MacBookk?
mental kelp
is this shielhau
Scheitelhau
mint wadi
I feel no remorse for using the Anime Protagonist technique against a plancon user
lol it looks like I become the flash for a split second.
mint wadi
I don't think this is very fair.
steep herald
the god is back
steep herald
What's the problem wiith MacBookk?
performance sucks, as a laptop player i can confirm this
but i use a dell
red hinge
Isn't Dell a good brand? I remember my dad having a dell for like 6 years, the thing fell apart but he kept using it lmao
steep herald
Isn't Dell a good brand? I remember my dad having a dell for like 6 years, the t...
try using one to run half sword, it runs slower than my 80 year old grandma
glacial cloak
flanged mace + buckler goated combo
red hinge
flanged mace + buckler goated combo
Totally, two handing the mace is the best with the buckler on the wais for more protection
summer pollen
the solution to a mass of metal charging at you (knight) is an even bigger mass of metal
red hinge
Wtf is that buttplug on a stick lmao
summer pollen
Wtf is that buttplug on a stick lmao
idk, it's a weapon i modded in, maybe i'll call it the polemace
glacial cloak
Totally, two handing the mace is the best with the buckler on the wais for more ...
i never t hought of that, smart
red hinge
It's pretty good, if you go for a swing, the buckler on the waist will protect in case they hit the lower torso from the side
glacial cloak
yeah thats good for the stage where you dont have torso protection
once you get chest protection its probably better to use the bucker to block
red hinge
idk, it's a weapon i modded in, maybe i'll call it the polemace
Seems cool, better than the maces because of the large of the iron
More surface to hit with
crude flower
idk, it's a weapon i modded in, maybe i'll call it the polemace
how much metal is that thing supposed to be made of lol
summer pollen
the only issue is that it is the pommel of the polearm, so it is always on the back when wielded normally
summer pollen
you have to use it like you are paddling a boat to smack people
red hinge
once you get chest protection its probably better to use the bucker to block
Totally, love the buckler tho, the least invasive shield and the best for hitting with it
crude flower
you'd be strong as hell
summer pollen
you'd be strong as hell
with most of the strength on one arm
crude flower
shoulders like pauldrons
glacial cloak
the only issue is that it is the pommel of the polearm, so it is always on the b...
you should put that mace head on the top of it, make the haft a little shorter and put a backspike on the bottom
pollaxe but mace
summer pollen
i don't know if that is possible, i'll go ask the modding community if i can put the pommel on the head's place
crude flower
can you just make a really large headed two handed mace for starters
would be cool for that thing though
make a large pommel for that poleaxe with a hook on the bottom
summer pollen
weapons have different handling characteristics and polearms have a sturdy grip
crude flower
i see
summer pollen
maybe a mace can have that much weight on it but i'm not sure it'll be easy to hold
i'll try
to make a mace like this
crude flower
sledgehammer-ify
steep herald
Totally, love the buckler tho, the least invasive shield and the best for hittin...
you're better off using just your fists with how much insane accuracy you need for a shield like that
summer pollen
i always wanted to have a maul in halfsword
steep herald
i always wanted to have a maul in halfsword
that would be sick
hearty stone
I don't think this is very fair.
three and a half sword
balmy holly
pov next half sword update: https://youtube.com/shorts/DO-wCMpfB4s?si=N8MrBFlyGo-cLeEK
tuff sword update
summer pollen
can you just make a really large headed two handed mace for starters
i've tried making the maul mace but the structure of the character is too poor to properly accelerate it as it swings
summer pollen
leading to predictable attacks that hit hard, if they ever hit with more than a walking speed
maybe i'll tone down the head size
crude flower
does it have a pommel
summer pollen
yup
summer pollen
it feels worse than playing as a boss with slow attacks since the boss actually deals damage compared to this
ok
crude flower
we shall see if i am correct
summer pollen
it's better, still slow but it can actually do a bit of damage when it hits
crude flower
sweet
summer pollen
yep its good
crude flower
do you think the bigger pommel creates a little more control
that's what i'm thinkin
summer pollen
my polemace is at 4x
crude flower
you know which mace you should make bigger are those extremely spikey ones or the ball with spikes
red hinge
Would'nt more weight affect the movility?
simple vessel
yo it says prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge what do i do
crude flower
not if it's on the other end
crude flower
it'll help balance it out
red hinge
And lower the blood
simple vessel
ok what do i press
crude flower
maybe a bit less damage, but overall maybe good
red hinge
ok what do i press
Before anything lower the blood to the minimum so it doesn't crash, then its like a boss rush that you have to collect whatever it falls from the foes you defeat
rapid gyro
how do i remove the ui from my pictures?
simple vessel
do i press abyss
summer pollen
do you think the bigger pommel creates a little more control
as it turns out the pommel is unaffected by scale changes
simple vessel
cause im just stuck on screen now and the only thing i can do is press free mode
red hinge
how do i remove the ui from my pictures?
Press H to remove the UI of the settings
summer pollen
it is likely part of the haft itself
red hinge
cause im just stuck on screen now and the only thing i can do is press free mode
Its on the Gauntlet mode, up from the knight class
simple vessel
ok i wenty all the way to 11 and now it just stays at 11 and I just keep getting challenges
summer pollen
i'll try makin it spiky
simple vessel
nvm im an idiot
summer pollen
spiky one is much more fun
rapid gyro
is it possible to get rid of ui after taking the picture?
summer pollen
is it possible to get rid of ui after taking the picture?
navigate to the game files, there is a screenshot folder
rapid gyro
navigate to the game files, there is a screenshot folder
k thx
crude flower
spiky one is much more fun
YES
that's the one i was thinking of
does it actually mean you can stab people well with those spikes?
summer pollen
does it actually mean you can stab people well with those spikes?
still cant, spiky maces only cause surface wounds in bleeding (and more pain to stun the enemy)
crude flower
darn
summer pollen
i'm feelin like runt from kcd with this tho
crude flower
hell yeah
rich yew
…delete the files you downloaded??
if it has an uninstall exe use it idk
i use hsenhancer like a cool person
rich yew
use hsenhancer in future
whole sun
i deleted it because im trying to get enhancer but enhancer keeps crashing
whole sun
yeah thats what im trying to do, but everytime game loads it crashes
everytime i inject
rich yew
bro installed bootleg hsenhancer
have fun, protip if you wanna play with like
a big willie
use abyss
mental kelp
rich yew
its “infinite” so you can throw people around to your hearts content
rather than have to re posess ur spawned guy every round
rich yew
no its very legit
whole sun
oh ok
rich yew
but whatever u were using is gay
stone charm
is there any way to stop the inside of hands clipping?
rich yew
use hsenhancer
mental kelp
Is half sword trainer even for latest update
rich yew
Is half sword trainer even for latest update
yes actually
whole sun
but whatever u were using is gay
nah i tried to inject hsenhancer and trainer was making it crash so i deleted it now it works
stone charm
cant send a sc for some reason but the hands look beat up asf as soon as i get in and i can see the bones lol
rich yew
so is ovrdth selector
rich yew
cant send a sc for some reason but the hands look beat up asf as soon as i get i...
do u have any weird mods i have never had this issue
stone charm
nah dont have any mods
mental kelp
oh last time I checked in there it was just ovrdths and hs enhancer but that was like when the update first came out so
rich yew
i imagine its what it looks like when they get kicked or sm
rich yew
yuh
stone charm
is there any way for me to send a sc or vid of it?
rich yew
u figure that one out bro
im drunk im not gonna be that helpful rn
literally just here while i wait for my girl
rich yew
like what videos
whole sun
and twirl them around into a body slam
mental kelp
is there any way for me to send a sc or vid of it?
#photography📷 since u not level 2 yet
whole sun
like in the air
rich yew
press e or q
whole sun
on tiktok
rich yew
also literally search on google “half sword takedown”
whole sun
nah i meant with the mods ik how to do that stuff
stone charm
<#1172431577184206899> since u not level 2 yet
how do i lvl up? do i have to server boost or something?
mental kelp
Nah just talking
whole sun
nevermind
rich yew
text explanation grab his hips or midsechtiom use high sensitivity to turn fast, turn then click m1 and m2 to engage arms
whole sun
i think its superstrength
rich yew
flip guy on his back and beat his ass
mental kelp
You get either 3 or 6 xp every minute that you talk but like only xp for that minute so to get it again you have to talk again the next minute
rich yew
in lieu of high sensitivity u can use slowmo
just like the spin kicks
im drunk and i just used in lieu correctly
suck my massive weiner
plush violet
quick question
does the final challenge end or is it endless?
when you beat the gauntlet
whole sun
like what videos
mental kelp
quick question
does the final challenge end or is it endless?
There’s a final boss he’s giant and comes in gold armor and weapons
Once you get through enough waves in final challenge
After you beat him you unlock the ability to play as him in free mode, and also it resets the gauntlet so you can play it again
plush violet
alr thx
small dove
waxen lance
I wish to be able to disembowl my opponents again
small dove
I wish to be able to disembowl my opponents again
i wish to be able to explode their heads
waxen lance
that too
worn heron
i have no idea what just happened
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/knNe0hWdQ93zLhj-j?invite=cr-MSxIcGYsMjAxMzQ4MTMy
whole sun
i know exactly what happened
restive barn
WHO PINGED ME
whole sun
you pulled that out of him and hit the fuckin other guy🧠
dusk adder
everybody talks about the left hook but never the right hook
dusk adder
man how do i fight two guys with spears
use sword to push the speartip further to the right when they get close, then when a large enough gap is made, enter half sword mode (for close quarters combat) and run forward at him like a methhead
slow jolt
i see but i cant hit the spear with my sword
for some reason they seem unfazed even when i hit the spear
nah its prolly just skill issue
small dove
for some reason they seem unfazed even when i hit the spear
throw the sword and pray that it hits a vital spot and they yeet the spear at you so you can catch it and then stab the other spear guy
restive barn
hedgeborn
drowsy flint
What are willies even saying when you insult people? Lmao
Cuckold is one
willie can really take a beating
small dove
you're punching him wrong
stray basalt
lmao i recently broke some npc humerus bone w a kick
i deadass just broke my humerus bone 2 weeks ago
and it was the same side LOL
left side
poor guy i can imagine how he felt
small dove
poor guy i can imagine how he felt
well you wouldnt really need to imagine
stray basalt
yea your right
drowsy flint
you're punching him wrong
i think i got it
tough yew
small dove
"knife goes in brains come out" or sm shi
drowsy flint
how the fuck is this guy still alive
hes literally one giant bruise with 4 broken limbs
tough yew
tough yew
too bad armor clipping is present 😔
naive holly
Yeah that's def strength modifier with HSE or Trainer
quaint kettle
for update i must reinstall game ?
naive holly
for update i must reinstall game ?
Game has only updated twice since April 1. Last one was may 22. Should be up to date.
Steam will say if you need to update
You dont have to reinstall
quaint kettle
ty
subtle plinth
Only thing i want from this game is a way to disable helmet view in first person because some helmets genuinely feel like playing blind, it's an insanely small amount of view compared to what i imagine actual helmets would provide
drowsy flint
Only thing i want from this game is a way to disable helmet view in first person...
im not sure about these helmets, but the helmets i wear have eye and nose protection and you can see fine
your brain actually filters it out and you stop noticing it
subtle plinth
Sounds similar to glasses in that case
late phoenix
Only thing i want from this game is a way to disable helmet view in first person...
This has been suggested so much 😭😭
subtle plinth
The helmet view discourse will continue until morale improves
late phoenix
real
warm void
tall arch
bruh how the fuck im supposed to play this shit
cant download this fuckass demo shit keeps going out at 92 saying the game aint got no content or sum shit
silk shuttle
is it only me who cant play the game
tall arch
nah i cant play that shit neither
everybody in the whole world except me seem to be able to play ts
silk shuttle
i cant choose the level of displayed violence
tall arch
i cant een download the shit
silk shuttle
damn
tall arch
i aint played it since the play test and they den went and fucking switched everything on its damn head and i cant download shit for it
demo keeps stopping at 92 saying "the game aint got no content" or some shit
silk shuttle
ye the game is bugged or something
sleek mica
Did the swinging noticeably change after the demo update?
tall arch
ion know bruh i cant even play the shit 😭
sleek mica
After a few days it seems worse
silk shuttle
yee
tall arch
this shits like pulling teeth bruh
they den fucked this shit 7 ways to sunday
the lil blue bar for the disk shit just goes down completely at 92 percent everytime
"0 bits per minute" or some shit
and im downloading the demo brah
shits fubar
like
am i not supposed to download the demo from steam or some shit?
is there some special unheard of website or sum shit
silk shuttle
nahh its steam
tall arch
the fuck goin on then?
this shit appalls me man
shits working fine a few months ago i try to play it again and all the sudden im the only mf on planet earth who cant download the game
cant find shit on the internet about it
mfs in here aint gon tell a mf shit
shits just fucked i guess
silk shuttle
i played yesterday and now i cant choose the displayed violence like wtf
no one has these problems either
tall arch
finna really just say fuck it and go back to playing madden and 2k
silk shuttle
ye
tall arch
be trying to be open minded n shit and then the games just quit working bruh
silk shuttle
ye same
tall arch
thats why mfs play so much madden and 2k cause them games work
like damn i thought half sword was dumb fun but now they den fucked it up
cant een download the game
2 different got damn versions of it and dont neither of em work
they doin too much bruh
silk shuttle
ye half sword has been the only game a played almost but now they fucked it up or somethind
something
but i hope it gets fixed
tall arch
finna just say fuck it bruh cause how im the only mf in existence that have this problem and cant get no like solution for it
like mf i dont know shit i need someone that knows shit to tell me shit like damn 😂
silk shuttle
ye same here
tall arch
im tryna download the demo one more time
if it stops at 92% again imma just have to cut my losses and accept that im just not gon be able to play it till it release
which is lame as fuck btw like damn i wanted to play ts
left walrus
i keep having fatal errors on the last stage of the gaunlet brah ts pmo
tall arch
stopped at 92% again
yeah they den fucked this shit up all the way trying to be cute n shit on april 1st
im taking my ass to bed ts is not worth allat
if someone know some shit can tell me some shit so i can fix this shit cause i seem to be the only mf ever to have this problem
"Content Unavailable"
like im downloading the only version of it that there is on steam dawg
yeah man somebody that knows they shit tell me wtf im post to do to fix this shit cause this some bullshit
tough yew
yeah they den fucked this shit up all the way trying to be cute n shit on april ...
Its probably an issue on your end m8
tough yew
i keep having fatal errors on the last stage of the gaunlet brah ts pmo
This is because of the gore system being unoptimized, which will be replaced with another one later (turn off gore in the bossfight)
tough yew
i cant choose the level of displayed violence
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message there’s a fix to that
tall arch
Its probably an issue on your end m8
prolly
late phoenix
tough yew
100 willies vs 1 gorilla
that shit ain’t happening because your computer would be fried trying to render in every single willie
floral mauve
that shit ain’t happening because your computer would be fried trying to render ...
true but it'd be funny
late phoenix
https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/13774246034...
Embed fail
silk shuttle
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/13487923230...
Ok i will try that
tall arch
i had to peruse through my files
old playtest files was still hanging around
im thinking thats why it didnt work
just trying to do that shit quickly and then go to bed had me heated cause it wasnt working 😂
i was mad mad, thought the game had it out for me cause everyone else could play it 😭
silk shuttle
Yee😆
tall arch
but yeah i just had to delete the old files that was stuck in local downloads and clear out steams cache and it worked
honest spade
why does my game always crash and say fatal error
tulip sentinel
The heck, bro got an falchion out of nowhere?
wind charm
sweet wave
Embed fail
haha
icy ferry
man fix yo errors bruh
sweet wave
fr
bold temple
yo gang ive been noticing my game eating all my ram and not loading at all forcing me to end task when im entering/leaving the abyss, have any of you experienced that?
just want a fix cuz i lowkey want to beat abyss
versed oriole
the billhook should be fixed. my guy sometimes can't hold it normally and my guy grabs it with one hand only.
buggy weapon
nah the whole grabbing thing should be fixed
the billhook isn't the only one
grim latch
sometimes my weapons get stuck under my legs and when i try to fix it worst happens
trail pivot
wtf
versed oriole
bruuuuh my weapon went through the ground when i was trying to grab it
sweet wave
I finished the abyss only to immediately die again
tall arch
how in the absolute hell im supposed to beat the first grete champion
i see people saying "just rush him with kicks"
did that
he fucked me sideways
long dick style
"just rush and stab him with the knife"
fucked sideways
long dick style
silk shuttle
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/13487923230...
bro i did that and now i works but the game looks like shit
tall arch
also why do mfs turn to superman when they pick up a weapon 😭
mf aint got no armor on im putting in absolute work
but just cause he got a hammer he wont go down
silk shuttle
bro i did that and now i works but the game looks like shit
i had the graphics on low thats why
sweet wave
BRUH
I WON THEN I DIED BEFORE I COULD CONTINUE
THIS IS MY THIRD TIME DOING ABYSS THIS RUN
fourth actually
I died
tall arch
how in the blue hell is you supposed to beat the first grete champion
im geniunely appalled dawg i just keep getting 1 shotted
trail pivot
if only i could have used it to my advantage but i was so confused i just stared at my screen in shock
tall arch
starting to think its impossible to beat this guy and im just bein lied to
big fuckin inside joke or sumn
silk shuttle
take the chandeler and its ezy win
tall arch
nah hell it aint neither
he still gets a lucky one shot
an actual weapon instead of trinkets and various miscellanious objects would be some fire 😭
this mf got a axe i gotta fight him with a licoln log set
gotta go up against this mf with my only line of defense being some pocket change and a pack of skittles
dusk adder
might be forgetting but I don't think there any curved swords in half sword except for the falchion
tall arch
ts getting boring bro
spoilance, fist fight, die to champion repeat
like god damn can i get like
a gun?
at this point
dusk adder
spoilance, fist fight, die to champion repeat
his attacks have multiple seconds between them, just grab knife and then activate london mode him to death after he finishes an attack
also are u keeping the shift key pressed at all times?
tall arch
his attacks have multiple seconds between them, just grab knife and then activat...
gotta account for that lucky one shot though
silk shuttle
take the big chandeler, knife and small chandeler or the shovel and knife
tall arch
it dont matter what plan you got hes gonna get a lucky one shot and chop me into bits every time
dawg ive done everything under the sun
he still gets a lucky one shot
is there a way to get anything but a fucking oscillating fan and a caulk gun as a weapon?
just bullshit
dusk adder
just bullshit
dawg u gotta skill up
tall arch
a bottle of hand sanitizer and a tv remote
tall arch
dawg u gotta skill up
skill? dawg its moving your mouse back and forth 😭
tall arch
kicking the man dont work
cause kicking the regular folks dont work
maybe i just need an actual sword or some shit instead of a showerhead and a coupon for a home depot to use as my weapons
silk shuttle
take the knife then wait for him to attack and then dodge and stab him in the stomach
easy win
dusk adder
^^^^^^ ☝🏼 ☝🏼 ^^^
tall arch
i filleted that mans stomach aint shit happen
mexican cartel levels of damage
that one lucky shot though
dusk adder
mexican cartel levels of damage
???/????????????
silk shuttle
yeah
dusk adder
His name is willy and you're stabbing him in the willy? Isn't that a little on the nose...
solemn holly
dx12 uses the lumen lighting engine
tall arch
???/????????????
whats with the question marks it should be self explanatory dawg 😭
dusk adder
this might seem like a weird question but does the "grete champion" mean "great champion" or "greet champion" ?
tall arch
it means "one lucky shot" in ancient greek
this mfs on crack and they keep giving me fucking pliers and boat oars to fight him with
idgaf what you say a mf with some pliers is not beating a mf with an axe
shits not possible
now a mf with a gun
might do it
i just need a gun fr
dusk adder
m8ey calm down its just the first gauntlet boss
steady linden
what i like to do is grab the knife run away until you can line yourself up, prepare the stab with alt and then just charge at him
it usually one shots every time
and you may need to kite him around before you grab the knife if you go right in you will be cleft in twain
tall arch
m8ey calm down its just the first gauntlet boss
i been fighting buddy since like 6 in the morning dawg
its damn near 8:30
pearl ferry
this mfs on crack and they keep giving me fucking pliers and boat oars to fight ...
boat oar clears
even moer if its the one with metal tip
tall arch
aight bro wheres the cameras ik this a prank show atp
pearl ferry
my favorite method is using the tiny hammer and beating him to death
tall arch
cause the boat oar dont do a god damn thing
i just found ts out first hand
i try to stab brodie
his axe slides off my knife and hits me in the back of the head
i try to hit brodie with the chandilier
clash weapons together and the axe slides off into the back of my dude head
i
need
a
gun
dawg
pearl ferry
big chandlier is easy mode though
tall arch
nah hell it aint neither man
yall saying this same shit bruh 😭
like i aint trying it
he gets lucky one shots bro
idgaf about the weapons tell me how to avoid that lucky one shot 😭
i den tried every damn weapon under the sun
pearl ferry
hmmmm sounds like it isn't the weapons fault at that point
copper lynx
guys is it normal that when i grip somebody it just stobs gripping by itself
im tryna do double leg takedowns and clinch stuff but it just keeps ungripping
tall arch
oooohhh now that i think about it
yall must be playing on a lower violence level
gotta be
pearl ferry
its a game about moving your mouse back and forth
yea i think this is your issue
tall arch
cause he stay chopping me in half with one hit
tall arch
yea i think this is your issue
then how do you suggest i fix it oh great one of half sword
since you are oh so knowledgable
pearl ferry
when the axe guy puts his axe in front of himself that means he's going to bring it up and then down on you
that's his most telegraphed move
tall arch
no fuckin shit dawg
pearl ferry
and if you dodge it he takes a while to bring it back up so yknow
tall arch
mane just quit talking to me bruh 😭
pearl ferry
"move your mouse back and forth" at that point
tall arch
lame ass mfs
pearl ferry
I'm glad to know you're here crying cus u cant beat the t1 boss
dw there's like 9 more of them
rotund saffron
can i make the slow motion effect infinite?
pearl ferry
can i make the slow motion effect infinite?
only with mods
rotund saffron
where can i install them
dusk adder
its a game about moving your mouse back and forth
nah bro please practice before saying the first boss is too hard, all u do is swing mouse back and forth???
dusk adder
where can i install them
Nexus Mods
tall arch
nah bro please practice before saying the first boss is too hard, all u do is sw...
yeah bruh?
this shit aint hellish quart or chivalry you dont gotta go into reposte and got damn parries 😭
pearl ferry
then that's your problem
tall arch
get in the en guard stance n shit
silk shuttle
bro brave stance is imposible
tall arch
ts getting boring asf tbh with you
dusk adder
enter free play mode and practice then
pearl ferry
not even trying to be a dickhead
you're really bad at that then
tall arch
the lucky one shot bro
thats all im trippin bout
this mf aint hard to beat on, he just suprises me with a one shot every time i get a flurry going
cause like atp im going in circles
pearl ferry
if he gets a lucky one shot every time you fight him then it isnt really lucky at that point is it
tall arch
if he gets a lucky one shot every time you fight him then it isnt really lucky a...
u just being a dickhead atp big dawg
aint said nun to you but dont talk to me
condescending bitch
molten galleon
silk shuttle
bro take the big chandelere and hit him on the side
slender hull
Big candlebra is insta win, just block first swing by half swording then stab
tall arch
if i could hit that mf in the melon one time bruh
slender hull
Or take the knife and stab, 100% wineate
molten galleon
Or take the knife and stab, 100% wineate
No it's not gangalicious and you know that
tall arch
i just dont believe that the knife works man
molten galleon
Nothing is 100% winrate, not even the candelabra
bright quartz
js let bro die
molten galleon
js let bro die
No twin 💔🥀
analog pelican
I THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE IT SO YOU GIVE UP FASTER THE MORE HURT YOU ARE, because it makes sense for your enemy to think "oh they must be giving up" the more youre missing limbs, and it would also prevent you from dying while trying to give up.
slender hull
i filleted that mans stomach earlier
If you turn off lock on mode while stabbing, you can aim higher and stab the heart/chest area
Which will bleed out
Dont swing the knife, never works
molten galleon
I THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE IT SO YOU GIVE UP FASTER THE MORE HURT YOU ARE, because...
Ehh. I think the long give up times forces you to place it tactically.
tall arch
it also dont help that he already got a weapon and i gotta run to get one
and he runs when i run
bright quartz
whats the hardest thing to do in halfsowrd
analog pelican
Ehh. I think the long give up times forces you to place it tactically.
but right now you can also just, you know, hit esc and then click leave to not lose your character, and either way its kidna just inconvenient in free mode.
slender hull
whats the hardest thing to do in halfsowrd
Throwing
molten galleon
dusk adder
whats the hardest thing to do in halfsowrd
playing halfsword 😭 😩
bright quartz
fr after the new update
tall arch
tell grete champion to meet me on the home field, since he wanna play games
molten galleon
but right now you can also just, you know, hit esc and then click leave to not l...
I never thought about that
quasi nimbus
whats the hardest thing to do in halfsowrd
Best Ultimate Challenge without crashing. 
molten galleon
Pmo pmo pmo
analog pelican
whats the hardest thing to do in halfsowrd
something like this probably.
quasi nimbus
I wish there was a way to reset Gauntlet Mode. That was satisfying trying to get through all the waves.
analog pelican
I wish there was a way to reset Gauntlet Mode. That was satisfying trying to get...
appearnatly there is
quasi nimbus
something like this probably.
BRO. HOW TF DID YOU JOHN WICK FLIP THAT GUY AT THE END? I am wheezing
slender hull
Second boss is way harder, prob the hardest boss
tall arch
i am running out of ideas here man 😭
im trying to swing the big chandilier at bro but i just cant get the fucking reach man
i wish my dude would hold it like a baseball bat so the swing would cover more area
he holds it in the middle for some reason
ig u just gotta be lucky enough to pick it up a certain way?
slender hull
he holds it in the middle for some reason
You’re in the half swording stance, you can get out of it by right clicking.
That stance can be used to block the swinfs
quasi nimbus
appearnatly there is
You know how?
molten galleon
No
slender hull
from my experience, knife stab works 99% of the time
tall arch
no way you cant cheese it
bright quartz
new challenge get to fifth stage only using legs
analog pelican
BRO. HOW TF DID YOU JOHN WICK FLIP THAT GUY AT THE END? I am wheezing
the helf side of the sword is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unatural....
dusk adder
is there a surefire way to beat this dude man
you've been going on about the 1st boss since 7:40 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
tall arch
you've been going on about the 1st boss since 7:40 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yeah dawg i cant stop the lucky swing man
it dont matter what i do man its fuckin crazy
quasi nimbus
@analog pelican thank you! I’ll see if I can locate it.
analog pelican
yeah dawg i cant stop the lucky swing man
idk about the first boss, but this is how i beat the second boss.
tall arch
idk about the first boss, but this is how i beat the second boss.
kicking just dont work for me man idk
i cant even stagger the normal folks with kicks
analog pelican
kicking just dont work for me man idk
the main point is that i broke his leg.
tall arch
you also had an actual weapon 😭
bright quartz
first boss - wait for a swing then rush him
second - go to his side and all in
third - pray
no joke dude has plot armor
slender hull
@tall arch This is how you do it
tall arch
it just pushes them around
bright quartz
do spin kicks its easier
tall arch
for me at least
bright quartz
what do yall use for recording
tall arch
<@1294545349415010355> This is how you do it
IF ONLY IT WAS THAT FUCKING EASY MAN 😭
im telling yall yall arent playing the same game im playing
these mfs is on 10
slender hull
IF ONLY IT WAS THAT FUCKING EASY MAN 😭
it is that easy, sprint with shift to dodge and grab the knife, double click to stab
tall arch
from start to finish
analog pelican
kicking just dont work for me man idk
I usually try to just pick up the butter knife and stab him with that, when you hold ALT you can stab people btw, you could also try to do this, but it probably wont work very well.
slender hull
knife is always in middle
tall arch
these mfs im fighting against is kimbo slice turned into a cyborg mutant serial killer
yall fighting against coughing babies n shit ion know what copy of the game i downloaded 😭
quasi nimbus
Double-hand wielding cleaver goes crazy. Trivializes anyone without armor.
tall arch
mustve downloaded half sword extreme edition
cause im telling you dawg
ill get him disarmed for half a second
blink and then that mfs got me drawn and quartered
pass me the god damn black and mild dawg
at this point
analog pelican
yall fighting against coughing babies n shit ion know what copy of the game i do...
wdym?
tall arch
wdym?
i mean like
ion know what the fuck my game got going on 😭
yall mfs is getting thru em with ease my enemies can take a tank shell to the face and lick they lips and say "can i have another one?"
im not exxageratting bro
slender hull
yall mfs is getting thru em with ease my enemies can take a tank shell to the fa...
drop a clip of your next fight
tall arch
practice WHAT bro 😭
analog pelican
ion know what the fuck my game got going on 😭
whatever you do, just dont do this
analog pelican
practice WHAT bro 😭
theres dodging, theres running, theres blocking, theres stabbing, theres lots of st uff.
mouse
tall arch
theres dodging, theres running, theres blocking, theres stabbing, theres lots of...
my stabs dont work
tall arch
my dude just kinda holds the knife out gingerly
when i think stab i think pull back and shoot forward
my guy just kind of offers a handshake
idk man maybe this game just aint 4 me
im good at madden n shit
slender hull
Lower sens is good to aim your weapon better
pearl ferry
then play madden
analog pelican
also try not to get invested or care about what happens as much because then this happens and then if you care that can be annoying
dusk adder
IS MY WILLY DRUNK OR SMTH??? what is this????
slender hull
pearl ferry
IS MY WILLY DRUNK OR SMTH??? what is this????
yes your willie had 1 too many ales
tall arch
im gonna fucking
dropkick an old lady dude
ts driving me stir crazy mane
cant let the first boss bitch me out
i gotta beat his ass
i get so close and he gets that lucky shot
pearl ferry
cant let the first boss bitch me out
this is how you get even more upset and then you play more just because you "have to" thus making you worse and not because you want to play the game
tall arch
i just wish there was a way to cheese it man
pearl ferry
slow time
pearl ferry
Hell no
sleek gull
Lower Sensitivity is training wheels. (Not an insult)
I used to play at like 10%. Now I at like 40%. As time goes on, and your muscle memory develops, I suggest increasing your sensitivty a bit over time. You'd be surprised to find that you can now control the sword better, and you can open up smoother and deadlier strikes and movements.
pearl ferry
Lower Sensitivity is training wheels. (Not an insult)
I used to play at like 1...
they don't care about advice or tips they just want to vent
slender hull
also try not to get invested or care about what happens as much because then thi...
First person does that as well
sleek gull
they don't care about advice or tips they just want to vent
LOL Fair. Hopefully it benefits someone at least = )
You are very very welcome
analog pelican
First person does that as well
i have an image somewhere where one second im looking into a box and the next second my top half is in the box, idk where it is tho
analog pelican
i have an image somewhere where one second im looking into a box and the next se...
this one
slender hull
i have an image somewhere where one second im looking into a box and the next se...
What a sloppy job
pearl ferry
when u see people post cool clips just remember this is behind the clip
slender hull
burger king willie foot
analog pelican
yeah, im the best at the game, you just have to try harder, buddy.
sleek gull
The skill ceiling is odd in this game. A player can be very successful in their bouts with low skill.
But the skill ceiling to be realistic and successful is pretty high.
Just grow at your own pace, and play the way you like best.
If that happens to be the HEMA way, feel free to reach out to myself or SamOfSaturn. We can point you to players and resources to review and learn from. (I mention me and Sam as we are both very active on this discord server)
tall arch
just cant find my god damn reach man
depth perception in this shit fuckin
god damn
i just dont understand what there is to get the hang of
cause like
pearl ferry
depth perception in this shit fuckin
it helps to move your weapon slowly around yourself so you can see where it can go before you swing
tall arch
its not like youre gonna pick up a weapon the same way everytime
cause what if i practice swinging it like a sword and then my dude picks it up in the middle
slender hull
its not like youre gonna pick up a weapon the same way everytime
as i said, you can literally change the stance you're holding the weapon with. switch hands with X, hold it in the middle or half sword wtih right click
slender hull
the reason you're holding it in the middle is because you are half swording the weapon
sleek gull
There is much more to the combat in this game, if you use your imagination and have some fun = )
tall arch
i just cant seem to hit and not get hit by him
wish there was an evade button
instead of just having to quickly sprint in the other direction
pearl ferry
wish there was an evade button
while holding shift move in the direction you want to dodge and yank your camera
tall arch
let me press the movement keys twice and have my guy do like a leaping bound or a roll
pearl ferry
it'll make you move out of the way faster
tall arch
and the mf just wont die
im just hitting em and hitting em and hitting em
the chandilier
shit aint working
tall arch
also my dude stabs like a bitch i was just about to say that
gilded breach
someone stuck on beggar boss i see
quasi nimbus
Real talk, the spike spear in Ultimate Challenge is absolute hell to deal with. Oh mai lordt.
pearl ferry
the chandilier
press win + g after you die orwin to record a clip and post it
tight coral
yeah, im the best at the game, you just have to try harder, buddy.
move aside buddy, i killed (the lowest tier with swords name idk i forgot) while in the naked bug 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
slender hull
move aside buddy, i killed (the lowest tier with swords name idk i forgot) while...
but have you done so with two missing arms?
tall arch
ik we supposed to send clips from the pc but ion know how to clip
so heres whay my dudes bitch ass stabbing looks like 😭
shits pitiful 😭
tight coral
but have you done so with two missing arms?
no :(
gilded breach
so heres whay my dudes bitch ass stabbing looks like 😭
my child you are unarmed
tight coral
😭
pearl ferry
ik we supposed to send clips from the pc but ion know how to clip
hold alt and move the mouse up and down, gives you more stability and makes stabbing easier to aim
tall arch
my child you are unarmed
yeah i cant record in a fight while having my hand on the keyboard
but thats what my guy does when he stabs
pearl ferry
hold alt and move the mouse up and down, gives you more stability and makes sta...
alt stabbing my beloveth
tall arch
just picture that but with a knife instead of a hand
gilded breach
kinda looks like youre just pressing the mouse button
true zealot
he's a ballerina
tight coral
i like swinging my mouse sideways when stabbing, gives me more power and control
tight coral
he's a ballerina
how 😭
analog pelican
I just noticed, why are there things under the map?
gilded breach
to stab u either double click (holding the second click a bit) or hold alt while moving the mouse back and forth like jaime does
pearl ferry
I just noticed, why are there things under the map?
for fun
tall arch
the point is my dude stabs like hes never stabbed anything ever
tall arch
that just doesnt make sense to me though
gilded breach
the point is my dude stabs like hes never stabbed anything ever
the real point is u arent pressing the stab button
pearl ferry
willie said fuck it seppuku
slender hull
hold alt or double click
tall arch
the real point is u arent pressing the stab button
aight johnny dickhead calm tf down tf?
pearl ferry
the real point is u arent pressing the stab button
he's just venting and has been for the past 2 hours just let them rage until they beat it at this point
true zealot
when you get to level 2
gilded breach
he's just venting and has been for the past 2 hours just let them rage until the...
yum
true zealot
eat your local neighbourhood hamster to show thanks
tall arch
like if i wanted to be ridiculed by condescending mfs i woulda took my happy ass on over to reddit for tips on this game tf
gilded breach
when this dude gets to ult challenge its gonna be very entertaining
true zealot
So long ago that it holds no concept, the time before time, where the dinosaurs hadn't even roamed.
pearl ferry
when this dude gets to ult challenge its gonna be very entertaining
wont even make it past t3
slender hull
One armed stab
gilded breach
play free mode
gilded breach
get a taste for stuff other than fistfights
tall arch
gotta beat this mf though cause im not no bitch
true zealot
sounds like you need to learn the way of the grappler.
#1244313050174197850 is all i will say
they will help you from there.
gilded breach
gotta beat this mf though cause im not no bitch
nah ogs didnt have gauntlet
true zealot
<#1244313050174197850> is all i will say
or #1273765784526786611 actually
gilded breach
we fought in free mode because its the only mode we had
tight coral
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true zealot
fr fr frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrffrfrfrfrfrfrfrffrfrfrffrf
what is that pfp
jinx..
tight coral
jinx rat :3
gilded breach
i kinda think free mode shud be highlighted before gauntlet
tight coral
matching with my partner, echo rat
gilded breach
like it shud be the default
pearl ferry
cheek kisses (with sword)
true zealot
man ive been part of this discord since 2023
am i an oldhead yet..
it all started with an Itch.io demo
where you weren't even able to pick things up
such as candelabras
or grapple.
we've come a long way
we've survived the bad times and the good
and only came out stronger