halfsword-chat-⚔

[tacit prawn]

that's why I don't use the pitchfork

[summer cloud]

Nah pitchfork mogs full armour

[tacit prawn]

prove it

[ember ingot]

im not a masochist

[vale totem]

the only real way I've seen to counter a spear is just by wacking it to the side

[ember ingot]

ye wack it and bum rush

same goes for pitchfork which is somehow harder to do

[pallid oar]

the baron took your roles

[ember ingot]

i think it's the short range and large pointy end

[barren mantle]

Does anybody know how to replicate this consistently? the beggar bug?

[tacit prawn]

nah it's easier

[ember ingot]

with the level 2 arsenal i mean

[serene tulip]

Smh imagine still using pitchfork when you get access to the voulge

[ember ingot]

WACK

[serene tulip]

ker-bonk

[ember ingot]

nice hit man

[tacit prawn]

pitchfork is overrated

spears are just better

[serene tulip]

I have more voulge action here if you want to see some. I've been steadily practicing it, such a fun weapon.
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[tacit prawn]

you don't even have to stab them with it

[idle crane]

pitchfork go bonk and i love them for that reason

[tacit prawn]

just wack them

[serene tulip]

I do switch to spears off of pitchfork when I get them. It's just the pitchfork but a bit better

I like using them as a bladed quarterstaff lol

[tacit prawn]

and longer

[ember ingot]

im a fan of the long billhook

like a spear that cuts

[tacit prawn]

like my ex said bigger is better

that's why she left me

[ember ingot]

hard part is consistently getting the cutting end to hit where you want it but half sword is like 80% learning perspective

[summer cloud]

You were saying?

[ember ingot]

this makes me want a quarterstaff even more

wack stick

[summer cloud]

big stick with fork OP

[ember ingot]

peasant uprising

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[ember ingot]

they had to nerf pitchfork by removing the middle prong trust

[summer cloud]

Nah that's a buff

That's too much metal, terrible weight balance

[ember ingot]

i think a large part of why the pitchfork kill AI so quick by stabbing is because it counts as 2 stab hits to the body instead of 1 so 3 prongs would do a lot more damage

[short cloud]

he didn't even get a chance

[wind charm]

I'd be more than happy to shatter some teeth with a quarter staff

[summer cloud]

m00 get out of here you're making me look bad by comparison

[ember ingot]

☠️

laser accurate thrust

this is the kind of stuff that makes me thankful for not having multiplayer

[summer cloud]

We're gonna get multiplayer

[short cloud]

multiplayer would be one of the best features

[half fossil]

How many hours do u have with that weapon ?

[summer cloud]

It would be humanity's greatest invention since I sliced bread

[queen beacon]

how are you able to fight those two with armor?

[barren mantle]

a bug but idk how to replicate it

[summer cloud]

Pitchfork specifically? like 2-3 hours. If you mean that weapon type then around 30

[queen beacon]

ah, ok.

[idle crane]

I had that glitch happen with baron lol

[barren mantle]

how do you do the glitch

[summer cloud]

All you need to do is select the tier you want, relaunch the game, then click Play Demo!

[idle crane]

no idea. ive only had it happen once

[summer cloud]

You will not have the weapon though

[ember ingot]

baron vs peasants is best power trip simulator

the baron requires more sacrifices

[summer cloud]

Other than that, make a copy of yourSG Player Equipment.sav file when you find a character you like. The file is located in C:\Users\[YourUserName\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[barren mantle]

youp it works

[half fossil]

Do u play with focus on or off guys ?

[summer cloud]

My power trip is killing baron with pitchfork

[ember ingot]

depends on the weapon

[half fossil]

Sword and axe for example ?

[wind charm]

The issue with Willie feinting me is that I will engage anyway

[echo yacht]

does his sword actually stab or does it just bisect lol

[ember ingot]

ive mostly seen it cut limbs off without much momentum lol

i love the greatsword

[tall dagger]

Epic on dx12 looks amazing 🤯

[soft osprey]

Yeah just like you
Haha got emmm roasted af

[barren mantle]

this is p funny

[echo yacht]

i punched the beggar boss in the face with gauntlets and his butt started bleeding

[ember ingot]

medieval noble showing the peasants who's boss

[echo yacht]

im not sure what to make of that

[tall dagger]

i installed the 3080 from my old rig into my new rig! i was expecting a dumpster fire to occur but my old GPU didnt get fried with the rest of my PC :DDDD

[ember ingot]

every sword in this game has a monomolecular edge i swear

[echo yacht]

is there a way to stop the camera panning down when you left click?

[muted dew]

Knife Bros wish they where this good

[tall dagger]

turn down lock on. or turn it off completely by pressing Z

[muted dew]

Willie out here feathering protons

[ember ingot]

sword glances you

CLEFT IN TWAIN

[echo yacht]

oh thats the lock on? i thought it was just z lol, i never used it

[tall dagger]

yessir

[tall dagger]

you always used it because its automatically on when you start the game!

[ember ingot]

lock on is good for polearm stabbing but it can be annoying for swords imo

[echo yacht]

well never thought i used it. i thought lock on was just a feature to long term lock onto an enemy with Z

[barren mantle]

this is p funny lmao

[echo yacht]

didnt realize mouse counted as lock too

[tall dagger]

that blood reflection on the candle stick looks fucking sick

[echo yacht]

so weird how that little needle does that same damage as a spear but less than the pitchfork

[ember ingot]

stabbing with large candle stick is so fun

[echo yacht]

i got a feeling theyll nerf it soon XD

[tepid sorrel]

damn bro they need to teach willie to stand up

[muted dew]

it still a big ass spike going quite far into your body.
the pitchfork just doubles it and gives it to the same person

[ember ingot]

it should preferably be very ungainly since the weight balance should be all messed up

fully iron pole with very heavy iron feet

[wind charm]

lemme clip

[echo yacht]

yea but it like instantly makes em give up or die. you can stab someone like 10 times with a pitchfork and they wont give up and long as you dont push forward after the stab

[muted dew]

you dont have to push any stab very deeply to win

also applies to thine mother

[pallid oar]

so i've done a lil research in ue5 and c++ and i'ma tell y'all. i don't know how these devs managed to even make half sword in the first place 🙏

[sly frigate]

it took me 2 hours to beat the first boss 🔥

and I just pulled his legs out from under him to do it 😭

[ember ingot]

it's only uphill from here

[tacit prawn]

Thine thous mother shall be penetrated

[sly frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1279909700850286733/attachment-5-1.gif

[muted dew]

yeah physics based games have a reputation for being a bitch to make

[sly frigate]

damn 😔

[pallid oar]

defo

like actually tho 😭

[ember ingot]

i have a feeling the devs are mostly engine programmers lol

very fun to see

[muted dew]

and what is that feeling based on?

[neon trench]

cn u play with baron aigants other classes?

[crisp saffron]

I think so

[neon trench]

oh

[ember ingot]

the game having such intricate physics which takes a lot of knowledge and skill on how engines work, i think

[tacit prawn]

I mustin have a sword duel with thine father in bed

[crisp saffron]

You can play as Baron against other bots

Is this counts?

[neon trench]

like aigants pesants

[crisp saffron]

With some glitches - yes

[neon trench]

seems like it

[crisp saffron]

And maybe cheats

[muted dew]

Mein father is more of a cyclist and skier. I shall however gladly oppose you in bladed combat

[ember ingot]

commoner best class 💯

[tall dagger]

soldier is my personal favorite

[ember ingot]

i like my duels short and very bloody

like my coffee

[muted dew]

Im one of the 2.35 people who actually like t8

[ember ingot]

what happened to the .35

[muted dew]

its lower then 3

[tall dagger]

got too much armor for me 😭

[muted dew]

I love me some proper Harnessfechten

[tacit prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-full-charge-combo-attack-roocifer-samurai-gif-25156704

[ember ingot]

i thought it was a cut in half joke lol

[tacit prawn]

sneak attack

[muted dew]

I would beat yo ass so incredibly hard it would break 2 conventions and create 3 new warcrimes

also im still quite bad and a Hema noob

[ember ingot]

call him geneva because he's breaking all the conventions

[tacit prawn]

I'd be yo ass so bad you'll wake up 1000 years in the future

[muted dew]

Ima make the canadians yell about warcrimes

[muted dew]

I would only need a set of stairs to defeat yo ass

[tacit prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-its-the-climb-crawl-crawling-stairs-gif-11846140

[rancid goblet]

hey guys what happened i tried to play half sword but i suppose i was removed from the playtest??

[tacit prawn]

install the demo

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/poleaxe-knight-medieval-duel-owned-gif-24694730

[ember ingot]

(you can open it from the files using the exe)

[muted dew]

Except it is literally just a worse version of free mode in demo

[ember ingot]

some people prefer it apparently idk why

[tacit prawn]

The have defeated me in combat.

[muted dew]

now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[tacit prawn]

But my trousers does not have pockets sir

[muted dew]

For you are a filthy beggar

[tacit prawn]

I am indeed in the lower class

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bil-volturi-aro-twilight-gif-23094991

[echo yacht]

i swear theyre making changes to the game secretly. im getting grabbed so much today lol

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[tacit prawn]

wah wah wah

people are starving in other countries

[wind charm]

The fact it moves like my main weapon is fucking devious

[echo yacht]

something, im trying to do the gauntlet with 1 randomize per tier

[soft osprey]

No they aren’t the world is perfect

[tacit prawn]

yeah

you right

just propaganda

fake news

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/autocratic-intentions-autocratic-intentions-helldivers-helldivers-2-gif-8427293801728892000

[ionic light]

What is Willies full name i MUST know

[long grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/hankjr-hankwilliamsjr-darkn1nja01mog-mog-gif-22674337

[long grotto]

Willie 'Will" William Williamson

[ionic light]

Mhmm delightful thank you my good sir

[long grotto]

Fuck I got it wrong.

Willie "Will" William Williamson-Willy

can't forget the hyphonated last name.

[idle crane]

I wish the hoe controlled like a polearm. It controls like an axe but far too long

[idle crane]

Wilhelm W Fischer

[muted dew]

Mantic Mc Manticson

[orchid arch]

How can I reliably enter Ochs guard? I'm having trouble getting into some of the guarding positions.

[muted dew]

by moving your mouse

Also Guards are more of a general area then a Hyper specific pose

[orchid arch]

Gotcha, I guess that's about as much as I can get, I was wondering as well how to thrust?

[lean niche]

Stabbing Advice 🔪

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

[orchid arch]

Oh shit! There's a bot!

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-oh-no-a-rat-rat-infestation-gif-16363523

[hollow ferry]

yo i swear in half swords that this is BS

because i just chopped their leg off but then i died right after they hit my face

[tacit prawn]

Willie's Willie

that's his full name

his middle name is little

[digital panther]

How did you get God's weapon

[muted dew]

Yeah thats what happens when your head gets slice

[hollow ferry]

😔

[hollow ferry]

ik but it just feels like that sometimes

[muted dew]

Not even HIM could survive getting a good hit in the face

[hollow ferry]

the red dude from the powerpuff girls?

[muted dew]

NO. im talking about HIM.

because you are not HIM

you are not THAT GUY

[lethal crag]

are you that guy

[minor scroll]

Guys, is there a way to start the game over again?

[muted dew]

no

[lethal crag]

phew

[lethal crag]

death perhaps

[wind charm]

holy fuck

[minor scroll]

Even if you die, you won't be able to reset because you've cleared the royal family.🥲 🥲

[lethal crag]

clean crack

[lethal crag]

oh

[valid maple]

what happens when you beat baron boss

[kind drum]

Bro how am I meant to beat gauntlet mode I have knife and I go against a dude with an axe

[fluid anchor]

bro stop the polearm npc's from having perfect tracking

[sour mulch]

moonmoon was playing and he had ping and players and stuff, is it just a fake overlay to troll the chat ?

[muted dew]

Violencia
Våld even

[crystal sandal]

why are there spikey things under the map?

[regal iron]

Get good vro

[regal iron]

Voulge is goated

[dusty pelican]

Dawg who tf is moonmoon

[spring eagle]

please explain to me game how in the last 7 seconds of holding this position i have not yet done any damage at all to his neck

i would have lost my head 10 times by now if an NPC put me into such a position

[sour mulch]

skill issue

[spring eagle]

bro did not have a good time

[crystal sandal]

i have a question can the spikey things under the map be placed on the map and do they kill willies

[dim holly]

This shit pisses me off

[violet anvil]

Man...I really suck at getting back up when I trip and fall.

[tacit prawn]

SKILL ISSUE

man I'm tired of you guys bitching and moaning about shit that takes skill

[spring eagle]

shush

[tacit prawn]

nah

just play better

[spring eagle]

nah

[tacit prawn]

ok so stop bitching when you die

just play better

[dusty pelican]

Lowkey you a bitch

[tacit prawn]

Lowkey I'm spitting facts

[dim holly]

Gang the rage bait is not working 🥲

[tacit prawn]

Not ragebait if it's true just play better

[cinder stone]

It took me over a year of dying all the time before I even started getting better at this thing

[dim holly]

I don’t even die often bro

[dusty pelican]

Yea nah man. Ngl maybe gaming ain't your thing

[vale totem]

how would Willie's weak arms deal with a gun's recoil?

[cinder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDtOUaupBaE Now what would make you say this?

[dim holly]

Blow his arm off

[dusty pelican]

Dudes just doing self promo like idc

[tacit prawn]

Half Sword needs guns

[cinder stone]

it ain't self promo lol I don't get any money off this

[stark kiln]

the final challenge is so fucking ahrd

how do i beat ts

[kind drum]

I mean to be fair I will rush into then with a knife straight to their chest, but it gets deflected. so either these bots are superman, or the knifes are made of plastic

[tacit prawn]

It's the final challenge what do you expect

[vale totem]

parry

[cinder stone]

or maybe knives aren't all that easy to get past a ribcage in the first place?

[stark kiln]

parry my ass theres no healing one mistake and ive lost

[dusty pelican]

Dawg that's real life

[tacit prawn]

You think you're gonna get lolipops and kisses when you get to the final challenge

[rose wharf]

every single time i do the final challenge it crashes because i hit a willies head too hard

[soft osprey]

Halfcord try not to be toxic challenge level impossible

[uneven jungle]

hello is it known what causes the fatal error at times? mostly in ultimate challenge

[dim holly]

Real

[dusty pelican]

I'm never toxic you sewage beaver

[stark kiln]

when the whole game is piss easy and theres its just a ragegame at the end my bad for being a bit angry

[soft osprey]

WHAT IS A SEWAGE BEVER

[tacit prawn]

Ikr people just need to play better instead of complaining

[dusty pelican]

Your game crashing

[dusty pelican]

Made it up

[soft osprey]

Well, I was specifically talking about you right now but I didn’t wanna say names. But since you bring attention to it, stop being a dick

[modern fog]

how do you go into a round against peasants with a higher class

[drifting dagger]

okay why is there an auto lose feature

[stark kiln]

last stand

[dusty pelican]

He's talking about picking sickle

[soft osprey]

Sewage beaver

That’s you

You’re that

[drifting dagger]

what

[tacit prawn]

How I'm I being a dick when people are complaining about dying

[dusty pelican]

Ok

[tacit prawn]

just play better

simple

[stark kiln]

have you tried getting a job

[cinder stone]

It's almost like it's a game that takes time to master

[soft osprey]

What sense does that make? Since when is complaining toxic? Your reaction has been hostile from the get go

Settle down

[dusty pelican]

Ban this guy he lowkey pmo icl 💔 🥀

[cinder stone]

did you have a stroke writing those last words?

[dusty pelican]

Hopefully not

[stark kiln]

"lowkey" br u nt shkspr

[wheat rock]

please stop trying to make tiktok lingo real

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/its-already-too-late-late-overdue-we-missed-it-no-more-time-gif-16054519

[tacit prawn]

I'm not being hostile it's like light teasing

[dusty pelican]

I think you're not aware of how language works

[wind charm]

smh ts was alrdy here vro

[wheat rock]

"bro" is already 3 letters how much shorter does it have to be

[stark kiln]

lightly tease the job application websites please

[dusty pelican]

Lightly tease me maybe ❤️

[tacit prawn]

I lightly teased your mom last night

[soft osprey]

You’re just rage baiting. Read the #rules please

[stark kiln]

HOSTILE!!!

[dusty pelican]

Lowkey this hurts me in my brain

[ember ingot]

stop he's already dead 😭

[dusty pelican]

Like I don't like this gif

[stark kiln]

breathing air outside instead of sitting inside for months straight could fix that

[atomic spruce]

how tf is this game still having fatal errosr

[ember ingot]

i dont get any when i reduce blood amount

[languid nest]

Said the fuckalatoogin

[ember ingot]

if you're getting crashes during baron you should reduce blood

[dusty pelican]

What

[wind charm]

stylin

[dusty pelican]

Moo you should teach me how to gamer

[ember ingot]

straight up anime pose

this gamer is unstoppable

[soft osprey]

I think he’s saying touch grass

[dusty pelican]

I do that already tho

[muted dew]

The poleaxe knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't

[muted dew]

How are you outside the arena?

[soft osprey]

Well do it again

[dusty pelican]

I don't want to

[spring eagle]

poleaxe eww

[dim holly]

Willie smoking a ciggy

[wheat rock]

im just as good as Moo trust me

[dusty pelican]

You can step out with kicking

[ember ingot]

my wrists would break too when hitting plate tbh

[dusty pelican]

Like kick your foot above the fence

[ember ingot]

why is his armour so beat up though lmao

[wind charm]

Can you do this?

[dim holly]

How are you doing all this tech gang

[wheat rock]

no but I can hit the air beside the enemy consistently

[ember ingot]

catching the axe mid air is genuinely bat shit

[spring eagle]

Can you do this? shits my pants aggresively

[deep shale]

i wish i was as good at videogams as moo

[spring eagle]

he just has a better gaming chair trust

[deep shale]

best ive got is this and my wooden dining chair

[wind charm]

this one is better imo

[ember ingot]

his gamma is all the way up that's probably it

[spring eagle]

Do you actually lose any duels?

I mean does it occasionally happen that you just catch an unlucky blade to the neck or something like that

[worn heron]

he has one of those fancy Men In Black pens to make people forget the last minute whenever he loses a match

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-shades-mib-men-in-black-neuralyzer-gif-17328155

[spring eagle]

LMAO

the instant click to desktop

[deep shale]

good intentions and bad luck

[spring eagle]

thats fucking hilarious

[dim holly]

This is so real

[spring eagle]

Also do you play low tier? High tier just feels kinda boring to me

I like low tier because theres the always present and very real danger to get sliced in half at any moment

[worn heron]

no poleaxe there

[ember ingot]

sometimes the game just decides you lose regardless of skill

makes me feel better

[wind charm]

I am the danger.

[spring eagle]

hell yeah, low tier all the way

[dim holly]

I like turning the Willies purple

[ember ingot]

i think low tier is too easy for moo 😭

[spring eagle]

ngl low tier is harder than high tier

[ember ingot]

i dont play high tier because i suck at getting into weak spots

[shy maple]

we insta killed each other

[ember ingot]

yeah it's like being a glass cannon

[spring eagle]

true. naked longsword duels in low tier is very exciting

one mistake and oops your arm is on the missing persons list

[shy maple]

just TITLE CARD

[ember ingot]

very short, very bloody but VERY fun

[wind charm]

Reposting this because this video shows the game's TRUE potential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y8mTEvLWkM&lc=UgxAULjOiIUmX-cwTDV4AaABAg

[spring eagle]

okay how many of your games are actually clip worthy....you flail around like the rest of us peasants sometimes too....right?

[wheat rock]

Moo is good but he couldnt win this fight

[ember ingot]

saved so i can learn parrying from a master

[ember ingot]

are you insane that's way too hard

[spring eagle]

If you wanna learn twerking from a master hmu

[wheat rock]

i have a friend who needs to learn can you tell me so i teach them

[wind charm]

I get a clip every session, sometimes it's the first fight.

[spring eagle]

how long are your sessions

i played until 6 am yesterday, got like 17 hours straight

[wind charm]

I do a LOT of thinking in my brain bits, so each session off stream is like 10 - 60 minutes.

[dusty pelican]

What

[wheat rock]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[spring eagle]

what

[wheat rock]

grass jumpscare

[spring eagle]

im going to france tomorrow

[dusty pelican]

I'm ngl that's awful

Like you're not living life

[wheat rock]

my condolences

[dusty pelican]

My condolences

[wind charm]

YOIOOOO

[spring eagle]

half sword is life

[deep shale]

i like to parry
should i risk my life and my run to land a sick parry? yes. every time.

[worn heron]

OO RAAAH
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2fAmYuJS-vUfSMA1/spok?invite=cr-MSxncFEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[dusty pelican]

Erm

[worn heron]

I LOVE THROWING WEAPONS!!!

[spring eagle]

i have zero idea how to throw

I always manage to throw them behind me

[wind charm]

peak acknowledges peak

[ember ingot]

why fight if we can't do it with style

[deep shale]

all it takes for the run to collapse is ONE failed parry
but its worth it, every time

[dim holly]

I’m a filthy casual gang

[wheat rock]

obviously cheating, literally despawned his helmet smh my head

[ember ingot]

moo can you try playing with NPC damage reduced to minimum

it's so hard

it's like fighting the terminator

[wind charm]

alr lemme hop on

[spring eagle]

im so sleepy

[wheat rock]

my bed has an extra spot hmu

[spring eagle]

okay i just hit him squarely in the damn chest lets see how much dmg he sustains

answer was zero

[ember ingot]

i tried doing pitchfork gaming with minimum NPC damage and i had to stab them like 8 times just so they give up

they didn't even die

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

checkmate feds

[oblique prawn]

could somebody tell me how the fuck I deal with the grete champion by knight?

No matter what I do I feel like nothing does anything to him

[muted dew]

get a long stick and bonk the head

[ember ingot]

the fully armoured veteran?

[spring eagle]

get him on the ground then get him to surrender

many bonk to the head with long stick

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-sherlock-no-kidding-benedict-cumberbatch-gif-5343846

[oblique prawn]

I would do that if he wouldn't be a fortress

[muted dew]

Use the long polehammer/poleaxe to snipe his head

[unkempt wraith]

if ur using a sword, grapple him and put the sword to his face

[ember ingot]

are you talking about the one without a helmet or the one with the plançon

[uncut sun]

Congrats on the 10k concurrent players on steam devs, great demo 👍
https://steamdb.info/app/2642680/charts/

[oblique prawn]

The shield. . .

[muted dew]

you got a ton of reach with the long polearm so just keep your distance and try again

[oblique prawn]

still the shield

[muted dew]

Then try again

[oblique prawn]

it covers like 90% of his body, and I don't really have a good grip on it either

[oblique prawn]

it just kinda feels to slow

[muted dew]

Bait a swing and strike when you see an opening

[unkempt wraith]

switch hands and go for the head

[oblique prawn]

Most of the time he just charges and knocks me down

[final forge]

is it just me that thinks the first boss is one of the hardest?

[spring eagle]

nah he is easy af

the big swordsman is the killer

[ember ingot]

that's gonna leave a bruise

[unkempt wraith]

dont back up when he charges at u, get into a balanced stance (not moving) and move into his tackle

[spring eagle]

easy one knife to the chest

[unkempt wraith]

then once thats done, back up

[magic quest]

Bruh the Baron catfished me, I knocked off his feat with one swing and won 😕

[final forge]

i have never gotten a knife

[ember ingot]

in terms of skill he's definitely a huge hurdle but when you learn more he becomes trivial

[spring eagle]

in the middle of the arena

squarely in the middle on the ground

[final forge]

its random weapons

[spring eagle]

there is always a knife in the middle

100% of the time

[final forge]

i have not seen it atleast

[spring eagle]

its small

[ember ingot]

most of the weapon spawns are good. go for gauntlets, knives and especially large candlesticks

[spring eagle]

just bait one slash and shank the bitch

[unkempt wraith]

ovrdth's big brother is def a big skill check lol

[spring eagle]

london style

[ember ingot]

one good stab and he's lights out

[final forge]

imma chech now for that knife

[muted dew]

Watch out for the knife

[unkempt wraith]

the first boss also has a huge recovery on his telegraphed swing

[spring eagle]

ez af

HE GET TO TASTE THESE HANDS

[final forge]

yeah but when it just grases you....

[minor scroll]

Hi everyone, does anyone know how to reset the game?

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[ember ingot]

oh yeah dont under estimate that axe head. it will chop you in half from just a tiny collision

he keeps his axe VERY sharp

[vital sedge]

can you get weapons for the fight

[ember ingot]

which is why it's so satisfying to cleave him when you defeat him

[spring eagle]

cause u are a psychopath

[final forge]

the ai just stabbed me with an axe

STABBED ME

[narrow garden]

i just had three crashes right before the baron

[spring eagle]

skill issue

[narrow garden]

im going crazy

[ember ingot]

i get a lot of satisfaction from this game i cannot lie

[final forge]

i have not seen anyone get stabbed with an axe yet in any of the demos

[ember ingot]

the gore makes me all giddy inside

[velvet barn]

Is there somewhere I can find a list of the insults? I need to know the meaning

[wind charm]

my god.

[ember ingot]

it's stuff like scoundrel, vagabond, and other insults but with an old english accent

[final forge]

you jerking that guy off or something?

[velvet barn]

Yes of course but I can't understand half them

[blazing gull]

anyone know if they plan on letting you customize your own gear?

like make a loadout or whatever

[spring eagle]

that polearm did NOT wanna come out

[ember ingot]

there's a video they posted a while back on twitter of sword customization

medieval tarkov

yes you can even change the pommel

[soft osprey]

Yes

[ember ingot]

immune to concussions

[blazing gull]

cool cool

[ember ingot]

they're adapting

[blazing gull]

i wanna be able to play dressup

[muted dew]

This one?

[spring eagle]

feeling cute, might put on womans underwear later

[ember ingot]

ye

[blazing gull]

ok henry

[ember ingot]

you'd be surprised by medieval fashion

[blazing gull]

actually i think thatd be more hans

[ember ingot]

a lot of it looks girly by our standards

[spring eagle]

i have the biggest codpiece in town

[blazing gull]

when you get killed by accidently stepping on a sword

[muted dew]

Peak hema fashion

[tulip spire]

peak fashion

[ember ingot]

OOF

now that's some style

[tulip spire]

if i could wear medieval fashion every day forever i would

[spring eagle]

If i could wear womans underwear every day i would

[blazing gull]

whats stoppoing you

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/waterfall-baby-who-ever-made-it-is-a-expert-gif-20599912

[blazing gull]

whats stopping you

[muted dew]

so drippy

[tulip spire]

jag har inga pengar :[

[spring eagle]

society

[blazing gull]

i dont speak sneeze

[soft osprey]

Nobody is looking at your underwear brother man

[blazing gull]

yes and

[tulip spire]

/derogatory

[spring eagle]

ey you dont know that

[wind charm]

the typa shi i wanna wear

[ember ingot]

he must really like the emirates

[spring eagle]

Maybe i walk around without pants

[soft osprey]

Derogatory?

Point it out for me maybe I’m stupid

[spring eagle]

this pose is really zesty for some reason

[limber rune]

The old polearm grip was better

[spring eagle]

Like i can just feel the ZEST trough the screen

[tulip spire]

i'm stupid too i forgot what i meant

i'm too focused on these waffles

[ember ingot]

business in the front, party in the back😏

[spring eagle]

he looks like he got a pumpkin spice latte after that pic was shot

[crystal sandal]

does anyone know why there are spikes under the map

[spring eagle]

dont question it

[limber rune]

Maybe old testing area?

[wind charm]

how abt this one

[blazing gull]

when im doing brave stand but a i see a guy with a spikey stick😲

[ember ingot]

bicycle helmet safety ad in the making

[spring eagle]

not the pose but the face is very zesty for some reason

[blazing gull]

the spiky stick is for real the most dangerous weapon for the ai to have

[limber rune]

Noone gonna talk about the new long ahh voulge

[crystal sandal]

like it would be cool if you could replace the fences with them so if you hit someone on the spike they would start to bleed and get stuck or get wounded by them

[spring eagle]

Guys I just bought a chair for 600 euro

trust me il become a better gamer

right

[wind charm]

THIS ONE?

[limber rune]

Plastic chair better

[spring eagle]

nah no zest there

[crystal sandal]

if you get the chair could you send me a clip of you playing half sword before and after

[spring eagle]

thats just a weird dude pose but no zest

[wind charm]

https://giphy.com/embed/Lhzxeac5KAhhPxnffu

[spring eagle]

i am the zest detector

Do you guys know secretlab

Its a company that makes gaming chairs

[fluid knot]

I played the game in controller it felt so good the mechanics are actually very good

[soft osprey]

Yeah it’s a company that makes gaming chairs

[ember ingot]

does this game play better with controller you think?

[wind charm]

will ANYTHING please you

[spring eagle]

Thats not zesty that shit just gay

[limber rune]

Poor dude

[spring eagle]

theres a difference between zesty and gay

[fluid knot]

I think so Because I’m a controller player

[spring eagle]

you , my friend, have no feel for the zest

you have to be born with the zest

[wind charm]

gvfyuivwefgyuvwefyuv

[spring eagle]

zest feels zest

[ember ingot]

molded by the zest

[karmic ore]

any tips for beating the first boss consistently? I find myself spending 20-30 minutes struggling to beat him, but i can do the next 4 bosses easily

[spring eagle]

brotha where is the ZEST

[ember ingot]

hey that's a nice spikey helmet

oh wait

[limber rune]

One only becomes zesty ones hes not broken and avoid of pain

[quasi gale]

Why buy a chair when you can game on a couch?

[ember ingot]

just become your bro's chair

[wind charm]

this one, surely

[spring eagle]

cause my arms dont reach the 7 meters from my couch to my desk

[soft osprey]

How’s this for zest

[quasi gale]

Lure to a corner then sidestep him and run to the center for weapons

[spring eagle]

Hmm this one has slight zest but could be better ngl

[muted dew]

Why does this remind me of Thirsttraps?

[spring eagle]

it LOOKS zesty, but its not really zesty

[quasi gale]

Have better desk? Aint hard to just idk fix ya setup for optimal couch gaming

[spring eagle]

oh now THATS zesty

[ember ingot]

the iconic pose, the look of pure authority

this is peak

[limber rune]

"Medieval flying masochist"

[spring eagle]

@wind charm feel the zest

[hollow delta]

bro acting like i got a sword to his head or sum

[soft osprey]

Too zesty?

[spring eagle]

i told you theres a difference between gay and zesty

[quasi gale]

New update got some crazy moves

[spring eagle]

both are very distinct, this is just gay

[wind charm]

that's it, I'm pulling out the big guns

[languid nest]

YESYESYESYESYESYESTESYESYESYES

[ember ingot]

assassins creed hawk dive noise

[spring eagle]

oh yeah and now this has some proper zest to it

[hollow delta]

forget zesty, im straight freaky, gave this guy the conquest treatment

[limber rune]

Me after finding out kcd2 is woke

[spring eagle]

thats one zesty jump attack

[ember ingot]

there is no hetero explanation for this

[cosmic osprey]

Yo how can i play the latest version of the game?

[silent heart]

Stand ready for my arrival, worm.

[soft osprey]

Here’s your god damn zest, hater

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-worm-invincible-viltrumite-gif-6245258362361743117

[spring eagle]

hell yes

[soft osprey]

Download the demo

[spring eagle]

Im not a hater but i can recognize zest when i see it

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wwe-oh-yes-yeah-gif-7549364

[stiff raven]

Right in the Willies

[spring eagle]

also this looks like its the ending of an attack on titan episode

[hollow delta]

straight conquesting it

[cosmic osprey]

Alr

[spring eagle]

brother looks like a 4 meter had a feast

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/heman-laughing-prince-adam-gif-19167784

[ember ingot]

album cover 📸

[soft osprey]

G E N E S I S L O C K W O O D!!!!

[ember ingot]

this demo provides endless content

[limber rune]

I once split 3 heads in a row with the splitting axe

[spring eagle]

dude it looks like he is taking a very painful shit rn

[hot mango]

Is it better to have longer or shorter weapos at higher tiers? ive just gotten to man at arms lol this is furthest ive gotten so far

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312055476988674128/1360769187278098482/IMG_4045.gif

[deep shale]

@mighty nexus

[hot mango]

OMG CHAT IS NO LONGER 5 MIN COOLDOW!

[hollow delta]

he checkin out my willie

[hot mango]

letgso

[spring eagle]

he is in awe

[ember ingot]

normal inspection

[languid nest]

Self quote. Report this self glaze to the higher ups so they can dock aura points accordingly.

[granite sigil]

are there any plans to fix the crashing? ive crashed 5 times in the past minute on gruesome

[spring eagle]

he is kinda caked up

dont mind if i do

[hot mango]

but yeah, yall knnow some good weapos for men at arms to use?

[deep shale]

sledgehammer

[ember ingot]

is your blood set to the max

[hot mango]

Just play normal bloodshed i gaurntee you dont need all that extra blood

[granite sigil]

no

[spring eagle]

@mighty nexus

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-bald-dance-gif-9315163211386789542

[ember ingot]

still reduce it to minimum and see if that helps

[hot mango]

This one?

[languid nest]

Wrong thing

[hot mango]

bah no image perms

[deep shale]

[hollow delta]

nah i win the zest contest.

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/nubby-nubby's-number-factory-pog-poggers-pogging-gif-1758066984459970953

OU OU OU OU OU OU OU

[tacit prawn]

Bubbling Hot Coffee Balls

[spring eagle]

all of you loosers cant recognize zest

[granite sigil]

its the medium setting its not like im playing maxed out

[spring eagle]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE

[hollow delta]

what in the fuck kinda anime are you playing

[limber rune]

What is the name of the beggar boss

[hollow delta]

SASEGAYO

[deep shale]

half sword rising revengance

[spring eagle]

randy

[hot mango]

bruh some guy stabbed me in the shin and i went to the abyss 😦

[limber rune]

Want back the old reaper

[muted dew]

got games on your book?

[stark kiln]

is it possible to put sword through that crack?

[limber rune]

My dog's girl be humping my male dog even though she has no instrument

[hollow delta]

yes.

100% yes.

[wind charm]

this game looks fucking real sometimes.

[granite sigil]

6th crash

[spring eagle]

wait wait wait i thought you were saying a human was doing that

[hot mango]

How can i stop the abyss boss from spawnin?

[stark kiln]

oolala

[muted dew]

probably. I once got stabbed through the tiny gap covered with chainmail between the Armet helmet and breastplate

[hot mango]

like how do i gear up till the max before facing em off

[limber rune]

Maybe the baron's armor too shiny

[hot mango]

cuz i have to fight the man at arms boss

[limber rune]

No

[muted dew]

Found the clip

[hollow delta]

which one is that agin

[uneven jungle]

anyone beat the ultimate challenge yet?

[hot mango]

The guy fully armored with a mace and big shield but no headwear

[gilded breach]

plenty of ppl

[hollow delta]

couple 10s of thousands of people by now yeah lol

[hot mango]

Like i said im in the abyss ad i dont think fighting him with no armour on my own and a cadlestick will work

[uneven jungle]

streamers too? everytime i watch a stream they are stuck xD

[hollow delta]

yeah it takes ALOT of learning to do it well

[muted dew]

Guh

[gilded breach]

most streamers prolly suck at this game

[limber rune]

Dont leave your cracks undefended

[deep shale]

IM BETTER THAN
Casoh, Asmongold, Jerma, and ALL THOSE OTHER two bit wannabe SWORDSMEN

[uneven jungle]

Spoiler! xD

[spring eagle]

oh i always protect my crack

[muted dew]

Thein mother

[hollow delta]

it seriously depends who. some dont even know how to half sword and others learn spinning kicks in like 30 mins

[wind charm]

I only ever did it once

[gilded breach]

the big names

[muted dew]

Besides being really hard to do. The jaw and throat is right there

[hollow delta]

what big names are even playing half sword today lol

[gilded breach]

we got streamers that are good in this very conversation

[gilded breach]

ive seen xqc flail and mumble through

[hollow delta]

sounds abt right

[gilded breach]

i mean games kind of blowing up atm

[deep shale]

back when i played mordhau, i used to call the maul stabs "pregnacy busters"

[wind charm]

this is true

[hollow delta]

bro said batter up lmao

[gilded breach]

inspiring clip

[muted dew]

I prefer turning their jaw into purée with the shaft of a poleaxe. Tis funny

[hollow delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358459976363806730/df8a59a1-a96f-4766-a089-47c7eb198d75.mov?ex=6803bdf1&is=68026c71&hm=35d69ce356a4644f99efca7487469412ccf71cc9d44a3515f7a72b8169cfea03&
also small shoutout to me hitting a factory reset on the baron lmfao

[hot mango]

whew that was hectic

thank god i got back to my tier

[muted dew]

Why did you take such a low range weapon in ultimate?

[ionic light]

That man was more shocked of your nerve then the attacks he was OFFENDED by your swings

[hollow delta]

as shown in the clip, the axe is ridiculously strong

[granite sigil]

is there a way to get the playtest back? it was better than this rn honestly

[stark kiln]

thats crazy

[wind charm]

deep tissue massage

[muted dew]

Yeah and it worked. But if you are sniping heads a longer weapon like the glaive or long polehammer would be way better

[stark kiln]

how do you get such consistent crouched overhead hits? my weapon always goes to the side

[frosty acorn]

IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS DAMN FATAL CHRASESRFHGREWQFGNHJGF

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[gilded breach]

if u uninstalled ur gonna have to go searching for a zipfile or mediafire its out there

[hollow delta]

i dont. thats was extremely lucky lmao

[granite sigil]

do we just launch it from the file location?

[muted dew]

Literally how would you consider it better in any way?

[gilded breach]

ye u can do that

[limber rune]

You can dispatch a fully armored opponent with a sword by bearhugging them with it

[granite sigil]

never had issues with it crashing the game

[final forge]

any tips how to take the big sword boss out

[hollow delta]

oh wait the crouched once that just takes time understanding how the dif weapons fall down

[ionic light]

I love the old Demo combat it was so janky and funny

[ionic light]

Thats the fun part, you dont

[hollow delta]

i mean if you never uninstalled it you can still play it tbh

[muted dew]

Im personally have less issues with crashes now then in the playtest. Are you using dx11 or dx12?

[final forge]

i had a feeling

[cyan isle]

is there a chance this game comes to VR?

[granite sigil]

i never crashed once in the playtest, i play on dx12

[gilded breach]

playtest was more stable i think but as far as content goes

[hollow delta]

that would be insane ngl

[ionic light]

Seriously that man is a DEMON he will PDIDDLE you pull BULLSHIT moves impale you when he SLICES you and slice you when he stabs you he once SPLIT ME IN HALF WITH A SMALL TAP

[limber rune]

Stay on peasant with a spork instead of moving on to commoner because it has more reach and plus 1 point

[granite sigil]

content goes this is better but if you cant play the game due to crashing every game then theres no point

[gilded breach]

ye cant rly blame ya

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-hftf-win-pose-gif-12921931115375172395

[hollow delta]

wanna see real jank? do a swing, then slowmo, then rotate your camera full 360 as fast as you can

[granite sigil]

wth game is that XD

[final forge]

i did it

[wind charm]

1/2 blade

[limber rune]

I used to use the halfswording as propellant to hit the enemy harder on release

[final forge]

wich faction is the best?

[ionic light]

ANYTHING but french.

[gilded breach]

ahhh the fabled half sword pvp is finally here

[granite sigil]

depends what you suck at

[hollow delta]

@wind charm
also what do you use to take clips cuz i use outplay rn and its not exactly perfect

[gilded breach]

incorrect. holy roman empire

https://tenor.com/view/holy-roman-empire-habsburg-roman-empire-empire-gif-438874405678243119

[granite sigil]

the sun set on the roman empire

[wind charm]

I clip with NIVIDIA Shadowplay and cut segments on Sony Vegas

[granite sigil]

eeeeew sony vegas

real editors use davinchi resolve

[hollow delta]

i hear peeps use medal alot is it good

[limber rune]

They planned to add messers where are they?

[soft osprey]

I ate them sorry

[hot mango]

Hmm at knight tier are swords any good?

[wind charm]

real editors edit.

[hot mango]

or do i still need a mace/hammer?

[granite sigil]

the voice sounds like a mix between a bot and a 50 year old smoker

[soft osprey]

M00 is that you it sounds so manly

[limber rune]

The halfswording comes to play here because you can seamlessly penetrate cracks and opening

[worn heron]

Slow motion has really helped with timing the release of throwing! Plus it's fun to watch. (This clip is a little long. The action is at the end.)
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2lAEKnR11spbIZPM/spok?invite=cr-MSxQYXgsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[granite sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hMXsgH4h8&t=1083s

tell me about it

im totally not a film major XD

[oblique prawn]

I seem to be on the problem that I can't raise the weapons high enough to even start hitting him

[hot mango]

huh?

[gilded breach]

penetrate the crack coalz

[soft osprey]

You know I was gonna watch it and then saw it’s 20 minutes. I don’t have time for that right now!

[hot mango]

Oh in the armour

[limber rune]

Yuh

[wind charm]

I am a m

[hot mango]

so, swords would be good then?

[granite sigil]

it was my final for hs to go into college

[terse cypress]

think i got him

[limber rune]

Still blunt force trauma is recommended

[granite sigil]

worked on it with a buddy of mine its a 20 minute film about mobsters (his script not mine)

[hot mango]

kk

[granite sigil]

effectively thesis length

[limber rune]

Spork is the deadliest weapon

[daring hemlock]

heyyyy. does someone know how to report a bug? it wont let me publish it in the "feedback-bug-reporting" channel

[limber rune]

Not my problem

[daring hemlock]

lol

[limber rune]

I know its something about crashes

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gpvgar5Z1pE

[graceful cosmos]

Proposal. can we replace the dummy with a live dummy where both the player and npc are invincible. A way to practice and hone ur skills with either side without dying.

[granite sigil]

yes

[wind charm]

yes

[hot mango]

Thanks for sharing def gonna try this with a sword next

[quasi gale]

This is good move

[graceful cosmos]

ay. also without dismemberment

[final forge]

has anybody used only fist and kicks to beat all the bosses yet?

[oblique prawn]

Guys can somebody explain to me how to dodge

I haven't used it once yet

[mortal pagoda]

No, full dismemberment but invincibility. Get those nub stomps in

[graceful cosmos]

sure but id most likely disable it for the training purposes tbh. Blood remains :)

[mortal pagoda]

Hold down shift and tap a direction

[shy maple]

bro stole both of my arms

[uneven jungle]

fatal error on best run in ultimate challenge 😵

[hollow perch]

How doth thou acquire a weapon?

[mortal pagoda]

That means you lost - the ultimate challenge is getting past the fatal error message

[oblique prawn]

ty

[uneven jungle]

hehe i guess so 😄

[muted dew]

Huh? just use big stick

[hot mango]

OMG GUYS I DID IT

[oblique prawn]

I just defeated him

[hot mango]

I MADE IT TO THE BARON

[oblique prawn]

it was a pain

[hot mango]

Any tips?

[oblique prawn]

nice

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[mortal pagoda]

Willie's are natural born weapons, lad

[oblique prawn]

you taught me the best

[muted dew]

Range is king. get the longest weapons you can

[azure furnace]

I'm so bad at militia phase

[mortal pagoda]

Pikemen are 15th century aren't they?

[gritty grove]

Bonk supremacy

[hollow perch]

NOOO WHY MUST THEE FORSAKEN ME

[muted dew]

pretty sure pikemen are more 16th and 17th

When arquebuseses and early muskets where used

[mortal pagoda]

Serj Tankian has entered the chat

[hollow perch]

My intended meaning happened to be a sword

[gritty grove]

I love the spikey sticks. They are really fun

[wind charm]

When in doubt, make Willie kiss your gauntlets.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273765784526786611/1353889189183229992/1.mp4?ex=680397d0&is=68024650&hm=0d37da6b174b48997388f217654d4e20f7cfc6ede56ef3b1f42f50f984b75383&

[gritty grove]

Just wack it around a bunch and you can’t lose

[worn heron]

mcrib

[worn heron]

they're tryna build a prison?

[fallow stone]

hate how their faces suddenly explode when you punch them hard

[worn heron]

nosebleeds be like:

[gritty grove]

I’ve also mastered the art of throwing weapons. The Willies never stood a chance

[wind charm]

Would you rather them giggle and sneeze?

[fallow stone]

nope, simply less explosive blood

[hollow perch]

pleeese I just want to use a sword in the sword game

[gritty grove]

I’d rather they snap back a bit more. Also it would be cool if their teeth fell out upon impact but I know that would be difficult to implement optimization wise

[wind charm]

Low damage to NPC and low blood slider. Personally I like seeing Willie cry tomato sauce

[mortal pagoda]

Would love a dungeon map actually

[wind charm]

That is actually a sick idea ngl

[gritty grove]

I thought it was cranberry sauce. No wonder it tasted weird…

[mortal pagoda]

You can once you get past the beggar phase in gauntlet chap 🙂

[wind charm]

Wait, you're not meant to inject it?

[fallow stone]

i don't need it less, I need the whole mechanic to be different, it's really unrealistic, turning sliders down affect other aspects of gameplay and make it worse.

[gritty grove]

Well now I don’t know

[safe prism]

anyone else noticed the bots are much more resilient recently? i cut a dude in half and took his left arm and he was still trying to fight me

[wind charm]

Mcrib

[gritty grove]

They got that dawg in them

You just have to put down that dawg

[safe prism]

that HUGE dawg if they can lose limbs and not give up immediately

[ionic light]

YEAH i bashed a guys ARMS in i hears FOUR snaps in total and he still swung at me like sir please it pains me to keep breaking your limbs stay down NOW

[wind charm]

Type shi
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1362854003377180853/7.mp4?ex=6803e833&is=680296b3&hm=d84000b1348c1a33e028de6b62f71480a81ff4d6e17233dd1ec00e91a0ca3bcc&

[hot mango]

LETSGOOOO

[daring gale]

i made a halfsword garrysmod maphttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883

[hot mango]

I DID IT

[mint gust]

RAGEBAIT DETECTED!🤔
Analyze...🔍🔍🔍
OBVIOUSNESS LEVEL:10/10‼️‼️REACTION: 0/10🤣
RAGEBAIT: FAILED😂😂

[orchid arch]

What is the Abyss? Like, if you fight your way back to where you were, do you get to keep your character?

[safe prism]

who the fuck are you

[safe prism]

yuh!

[mint gust]

0/10 bro

[summer cloud]

tf is this bro

[mint gust]

my analyzer

[summer cloud]

delete this rn please

people are asking you to delete it

[wind charm]

True...

[summer cloud]

please im begging you delete this

[mint gust]

wait ask me one more time

[summer cloud]

No.

[mint gust]

seems like ur out of luck then

try rage baiting someone else

[summer cloud]

[tacit prawn]

Masteragebaiting

[mint gust]

wheres the blood and guts spilling out

[tacit prawn]

he got on armor

[mint gust]

wait on second glance he does have armour

[tacit prawn]

He need to be nakey for that

[tacit prawn]

are you high?

or you're rage baiting

[mint gust]

no it wore off by now

[mint gust]

well i was but i do prefer more brutal clips icl

[shy maple]

Weed stinks, get it

[mint gust]

like look at that neck burst , amazing

[tacit prawn]

ok lad

[neon trench]

WE NEED BOOBS!

[tacit prawn]

ikr

Female Willies

[craggy verge]

how do i suplex

[mint gust]

dawg u cut his arm in half from the length , thats gruesome asf

[tacit prawn]

and broke it

[shy maple]

Grab them

[mint gust]

real chad

[tacit prawn]

and slam them

[shy maple]

What would we call female willies

[neon trench]

this game needs to end up like hand simulator

[tacit prawn]

Wilma

[summer cloud]

dead and forgotten?

[safe prism]

we also need a little more gore, like guts and brains spilling out

[neon trench]

third game is sex

[jaunty mason]

Someone just cut my crotch area off in the abyss. I know willie is a ken-doll but it looks like something used to be there after it got cut off; worst part is that I'm still alive.

[tough yew]

armor doin its job

[shy maple]

I love kicks on low/no armor cause you can just break their arms or legs, snapped this dudes leg in half once from a kick to the knee

[wind charm]

mordhau mentioned

[mint gust]

yk it makes sense now why they invented it

[deep shale]

moo how many mordhau hrs you got?

[shy maple]

I’m a big chiv 2 guy

[deep shale]

im 2.5k

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/john-krasinski-oh-no-shame-on-you-nah-fail-gif-15679323

[tacit prawn]

yeah

[wind charm]

same

[shy maple]

Do you guys prefer sharp or blunt

[deep shale]

pommel strike

[summer cloud]

Oh my dear lord you were a maul drag queen in mordhau

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[neon trench]

cn kayne west be in half sword pwease

[tacit prawn]

Yeah I wanna kill him too

jk

[idle crane]

No mordhau in my halfsword chat

[deft ginkgo]

wtf

Why is the boss so op

[tacit prawn]

Send him to the abyss

[deep shale]

GIRU is making ad mortem, mordhau 2

[neon trench]

bro imagine fighting with a bambo stick

that whould be sick

[idle crane]

m00 would escape. I dont even think i could lay hands on that man before im turned into a pretzel

[pure bone]

imagine vr halfsword

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

No mordhau?

[tacit prawn]

Make him fight 50 pitchforks

[hollow perch]

why doesn't it let me use a sword in the game named half sword????????????

[tacit prawn]

with armor

[wind charm]

this feels prehistoric

[tacit prawn]

You have to fight 2 bosses

[hollow perch]

oh dear god

[tacit prawn]

Yeah my great great great great great great great great great great grandma played this

[idle crane]

You can use swords. They start at the 3rd tier. Go into freeplay if you dont want to fight bosses for them

[pure bone]

turn your characters head really fast in the main menu :D

[idle crane]

[tacit prawn]

hot take: I think armor is kinda lame

[hollow perch]

It takes me back to the menu whenever I try freemode

[tacit prawn]

I rather get stab and shot

power armor is for pussies

[prime elbow]

just had a shield clip into my hand and it made me fall over, and then i got beaten by 2 big men

[idle crane]

Yeah you need to then pick a tier on the right to play with. unless i misunderstand

[tacit prawn]

yeah

so?

[hollow perch]

For some incomprehensible reason, It does not work.

[idle crane]

any chance you could get a video for me?

[hollow perch]

ok!

[idle crane]

awesome

[worn heron]

https://youtu.be/WwSbYvGI5lQ?si=fe-D6xFXjLuocdVf

[hollow perch]

hath thou received the recording

[tiny sand]

Can u break/dislocate bones?

Idk if I have or not but I mightve

[edgy jacinth]

bones can break yeah

youll hear a loud crack

[waxen lance]

you ever just get tired of winning

[edgy jacinth]

no im on my charlie sheen

[waxen lance]

yo is he ok

[uneven jungle]

i dont believe people can do no death run or giving up from beginning until end of ultimate challenge

[prime bolt]

does anyone have advice on how to defeat the big spiky stick? it was fine in gauntlet but i'm getting shit on every time it shows up in UC

[waxen lance]

Use a longer polearm

[indigo merlin]

get close and stab in half sword mode

[crystal sandal]

i have a question are there any trainers for the new demo?

[tacit prawn]

I did

I just didn't record it

I probably should of

[soft osprey]

I believe the QOL trainer is updated