halfsword-chat-⚔

[median edge]

The demo is updated. check it and come back here

[sleek valve]

Check your demo dude

[alpine moon]

im in now wtf is rank progression

[median edge]

Ignore that, press free mode

[ember quartz]

Gooooood luuuuuuck.

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-gif-9436756974425586439

[median edge]

[south mirage]

be ready for stage 10 ptsd

[ember quartz]

If you need help, then I'm here for you. ❤️

[alpine moon]

im a quirked up white boy with a sword ill be fine 🫡

[south mirage]

ranks aren't sigma

[ember quartz]

They're alpha.

[little slate]

God I just got to the ultimate challenge and wow

[hasty cosmos]

if you die in ultimate challenge do you lose all your progress

[sleek valve]

I'm literally Henry of Skalitz

[median edge]

It was fun the first time, just time consuming

[south mirage]

average half sword enjoyer

[ember quartz]

Yes.

God's speed, gentlemen.

[little slate]

From Kingdom Come deliverance?

[sleek valve]

I can kick people straight to kingdom come deliverance

[alpine moon]

no spoilers for 2nd im still in da story

[restive garnet]

bro is being dramatic

[little slate]

Dw I’ve only played the first

[sleek valve]

Cool what section are you in rn

[alpine moon]

how are you entering cam mode also 18 sec cool down fuckign sucks

[sleek valve]

Are you past the wedding?

[median edge]

With C

[loud river]

Spoiler alert Henry is feeling quite hungry.

[tall dagger]

LET US TONE DOWN THE BONE SNAPPING! I BROKE WILLIES LEG SO BAD I FELT A PAIN RUN DOWN MY LEG

[south mirage]

imagine willie but female

[loud river]

Wait why slow mode what did mfs do??? 😭 😭 😭

[hazy walrus]

guys am I the only one whose game always crashes once I die in the abyss?

[restive garnet]

C

[sleek valve]

Willie but female is ellie

[tall dagger]

rizzRevolution

[south mirage]

smash

[alpine moon]

erm

[ember quartz]

Henry fucking dies he explodes, then everyone claps and then Arthur Morgan says, "You're a good man." Then Henry comes back to life and then sings Beyonce's songs perfectly before ascending.

[restive garnet]

one of us is dying

[sleek valve]

Willie but with a low taper fade instead of a bald taper fade

[loud river]

One is getting a shave, the other is dead. Take a guess!

[alpine moon]

its been like 9 years and im still sad about Arthur

[south mirage]

[ember quartz]

Or both.

[median edge]

Holy cinema

[sleek valve]

9 years? That can't be right..

[tall dagger]

hungry for peasants

[alpine moon]

guys when i click on willie in the screen why does his pants get white near the crotch

[sleek valve]

Oh it's 7 actually

[tall dagger]

both of us are dead...

[south mirage]

freaky

[restive garnet]

loool

[sleek valve]

You touched Willie's Willie. What have you done.

[south mirage]

hey i went to watch the minecraft movie today someone else ?

[alpine moon]

chat i dont have imagie perms i cant share my preety creation why god

[restive garnet]

he livesss, so do i

[median edge]

Have you heard about the wonders of CBT?

[sleek valve]

I didn't even go there mostly because of earthquake fear but also because the movie sucks

[south mirage]

there is a technoblade reference in it tho

[wintry walrus]

if you didnt go how do you know its bad

[alpine moon]

no never

[median edge]

Laughs in chilean, house falling apart

[south mirage]

wdym earthquake ?

[storm walrus]

half sword will be multiplayer ever?

[restive garnet]

#faq

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-train-inabakumori-inaba-lagtrain-gif-19137632

[restive garnet]

nasty cut

[sleek valve]

myanmar had an earthquake that can be felt all the way to Thailand. This is the first earthquake I've ever experienced in my life

[south mirage]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY GIFS

[rustic steppe]

keep getting fatal crashes lol what the freka

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-eeper-eep-eepy-cat-osage-chan-gif-4538403597547912637

[ember quartz]

They know me as Genital Jouster.

[south mirage]

EXACTLY

[median edge]

Why did I hit play?

[ember quartz]

Holy shit that looks really good. I'm sad my good system is in America waiting for me.

You're making me want to fix or get a laptop with a working GPU now.

[restive garnet]

ty!

[south mirage]

mauled beyond recognition

[tall dagger]

that boy got no neck

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/girl's-last-tour-girls-last-tour-anime-cute-eat-gif-17232453546951015824

[stray fable]

How do you dodge in this?

[median edge]

Decapitates you cutely

[tall dagger]

by dodging

[restive garnet]

details

[south mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-case-oh-rage-angry-gif-4433681102205926336

[sleek valve]

Just move away ITS NOT THAT HARD BRO

[stray fable]

Like I think there's a button now right?

[tall dagger]

no?

[grim latch]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1358534892308136137 upvote

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-anime-bonk-episode-5-gif-6955877251096423353

[median edge]

There's no dodge button, just avoid being hit

[south mirage]

jst press sprint in the direction u want to dodge

[restive garnet]

there is

[stray fable]

I know that, I was just confirming if there was a seperate mechanic now

[south mirage]

there is ? man...

[median edge]

Sprint doesn't count

[restive garnet]

shift and wasd

for a sec

[median edge]

Doesn't count as a dedicated dodge button

[sleek valve]

Yeah you kinda dash when you tap shift and then direction key

[restive garnet]

if willie npc can dash, so can the player

[stray fable]

Oooh, yea that makes sense cause one of the factions was "faster dodge" I think

[sleek valve]

This game is the peak of "If npc can do it, you can too"

[median edge]

Like Kurohyou but with sword physics

[south mirage]

poor bro fell off the stairs

[median edge]

How I be after hitting that one funny bone in my elbow/knee

[restive garnet]

dead

[ember quartz]

Yup.

I can't wait to see people get super fucking good at the game once it's less buggy on release. Seeing refined styles of fighting and how each person makes their own way of fighting unique to them due to how they learn is going to be so cool to see.

[south mirage]

you are totally right

[narrow pine]

can i ask for tips in here?

[median edge]

Go ahead, we're all brothers here

[alpine moon]

ive allready kinda done that i like to move to the right try and go for a leg then get behind them and go for the head

[ember quartz]

100%!

https://youtu.be/ikCKgfcn-U4?si=-ul2T29l0dqXH6Ph

[restive garnet]

disappointment in his eyes

[south mirage]

bruh what kind of pose is this even ?!

[narrow pine]

cheers, just wondering if anyone has any tricks in defeating the commoner boss

[restive garnet]

butterfly pose

[ember quartz]

That video I posted has guides for each tier and each tier's boss.

[median edge]

Hello, I'm Willie and this is Jackass"

[south mirage]

just yell at him that he got adopted and he's gonna start decomposing

[narrow pine]

oh thank you very much

[sleek valve]

(OR sisters for like, I guess 0.1% of half sword players)

[south mirage]

fried chicken ahh pose

[ember quartz]

Dude, my wife would cry if I put her in the hot seat and told her to figure it out.

[median edge]

Have her watch you play and direct you

[sleek valve]

Wait you're the vfx artist holy shit holy fuck give me autograph plzz!!!^!^!^&!&#&@&@&×÷,÷&×<+@

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-19148039

[median edge]

WHAT?!?

Oh, uh, who is Willie's voice actor?

[alpine moon]

my mother

[sleek valve]

Probably a French guy

[restive garnet]

willie

[tall thorn]

(It's Billie)

[median edge]

I hate it when actors go uncredited. That's my biggest gripe with I Have No Mouth And I Must scream

[restive garnet]

they are credited

[median edge]

They are?

[sleek valve]

Speaking of, when was the first recorded your mom joke

[restive garnet]

in credits

[alpine moon]

we have one from the romans

[restive garnet]

the screams and pains by him

[median edge]

Probably in a cave painting somewhere

[sleek valve]

And ace attoreny with the manfred von karma man

[narrow pine]

your quality of videos is amazing you deserve so many more subscribers

[ember quartz]

I'd love to be a voice actor for Halfsword. I think I could make some pretty good sounds, screams, and have a semi-convincing accent. I'm known as the voices and noise guy in my group.

I'm certain mods that change voice lines will come out like variety packs.

[restive garnet]

Ivan our art director is the bad words Voice actor

[sly moth]

idk what he be saying ngl

[alpine moon]

ninjitsu,ninjago

[cold tundra]

That attack was perfect wyf

[ember quartz]

Thank you! I find editing to be fun, that's apart of why made the video.

It's also helpful to reference for people who want some help with the game.

[cold tundra]

Teach us fr

[ember quartz]

Lol. You crushed his windpipe.

[south mirage]

gonna edit ts

[opaque creek]

They likely made grip strength on weapons weaker to prevent spin attacks but they look cooler when it isn’t OP

[south mirage]

ASMR

[opaque creek]

Advanced polyrhythm willie

[hasty cosmos]

how do you guys get past the uc part with two people i keep getting jumped

[wary pewter]

Talented young man, excited to see where he goes in the future!

[restive garnet]

magical panties

[thorny perch]

folded like an omlet

[hasty cosmos]

uh guys

[opaque creek]

Ignore it

[restive garnet]

pick a card and lose

[thorny perch]

pick that one!

[opaque creek]

Guys slow mode is engulfing my lifespan

Spin attacks used to make willies go flying

Now you are punished if it’s not precise

[cedar plover]

guys how can i make my parries stronger?

[junior epoch]

I remember the old halfsword, the before blood halfsword.

[opaque creek]

All the asking for blood to turn it off so you don’t get fatal error

[open grove]

https://tenor.com/view/mushoku-tensei-gif-24030990

[true zealot]

is this a W strat to defeat axeman?

[restive garnet]

half sword

[junior epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

[sleek valve]

This is so helplessly compressed

[hasty cosmos]

bro

[hoary basin]

WWE aaah takedown

[true zealot]

lowk sort of impressed with myself for using the fact his leg was on my knee to tip him over

[opaque creek]

draw half sword

Maybe it’s a big willie

[cedar plover]

my parries get broken through even tho im parrying with the strong of the blade

[restive garnet]

3dr boss sword

[spice flax]

what loadout do i use for man at arms? someone told me to use a hammer with spikes but idk what that looks like

[opaque creek]

It’s a stick with a bunch of spikes in military tier

[south mirage]

hope y'all like this

[agile jacinth]

Looks like it's all there to me.

[spice flax]

oh wait so i dont use the man in arms rank

[south mirage]

@stiff belfrythere you go

[opaque creek]

You get more points for smurfing with “weaker” classes but the stick is OP

[agile jacinth]

The best weapon.

[south mirage]

yay

[spice flax]

alr but what about the armor? also the stick is in soldier tier as well

[agile jacinth]

Billhook better than plançon..

[ember quartz]

^

[south mirage]

i can make more of them

[opaque creek]

Harder to use.

@spice flax you would just have to distance without armor

[spice flax]

alr

[opaque creek]

And billhook is a later class isn’t it?

[agile jacinth]

If you can use it right, nothing stands a chance.

[south mirage]

ok prepare thyself

[junior compass]

I love and hate this game sm 💔

[spice flax]

what is the billhook

[slim dock]

how

[restive garnet]

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[agile jacinth]

I don't have a good picture of it, hold on.

[opaque creek]

@spice flax that’s the billhook

[spice flax]

oh how can i get good at using it?

[opaque creek]

I feel like the plançon does more blunt damage which is more useful, but you can also try billhook

[agile jacinth]

Swing, if you miss, yank it back and the hook will catch them. Practice your distancing since it's pretty long.

[spice flax]

alr what tier is it in?

[agile jacinth]

Militia and soldier. And when i say it catches them, it really catches them.

[wispy light]

how do i get ye olde picture perm?

[coarse copper]

chat

[wispy light]

but i wanna send my meme NOW

[spice flax]

alr

[agile jacinth]

(Might launch you out of the arena)

[spice flax]

how do i pull back?

[polar palm]

why are u petor griff color

[opaque creek]

Gl with it against heavily armored tiers

[agile jacinth]

Thrust mode, just drag your mouse back.

[spice flax]

so i dont swing it normally at all?

[agile jacinth]

Lowly soldier gang.

[slim dock]

wow, top tier tutorial
gonna go practice this

[agile jacinth]

No, you do, the pulling is for if you miss. You can also do it intentionally.

[spice flax]

alright im trying it but whenever i go into thrust mode i always lose grip

[restive garnet]

banana man

[opaque creek]

The opponent slips over the banana willie.

[slim dock]

I play first person pov usually so its gonna be a while

[lyric sand]

anyone got tips for the knight boss?

[hasty cosmos]

try to knock him over ig

[opaque creek]

Billhook/Plançon spam

[spice flax]

😭

[agile jacinth]

Greatsword, half sword it, thrust mode, point forward, sprint at him. It'll probably clip through his armor, and if you can't do that, just grapple until you find a gap with it.

[lyric sand]

i use the golden mace and mid shield

[opaque creek]

Golden mace is good but the boss has a shield. Having range is better.

[lyric sand]

true but its so damn good for the fodder before it

[opaque creek]

Any boss with a shield destroys you in a clinch

[agile jacinth]

Maces feel really good in this update.

[ember quartz]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[restive garnet]

dodged that

[agile jacinth]

This banana looks way too content.

[restive garnet]

frrr

[past crag]

even with blood turned off my ultimate challenge still crashes sometimes, any help?

[restive garnet]

he isnt happy abt ot

[lyric sand]

get a better gpu

[south mirage]

bruh its horrible

[past crag]

4070 btw

[south mirage]

just putted some random sound fx

[lyric sand]

update drivers

[south mirage]

still thanks 👍

[ember quartz]

They're not too bad. Veteran is super easy if you have the right tool for the job.

[spice flax]

holy shit this mf is op omfg i beat the boss first try

[lyric sand]

bro just use the battle axe in veteran that shit shreds

[south mirage]

anyways im outta here, goodbye fellows

[wispy light]

now would it be THAT BAD if i put a little meme in photography

[ember quartz]

Yuh, shit goes crazy.

[spice flax]

how do you do allat

[agile jacinth]

(Town militia)

[spice flax]

its good but this is significantly more effective and reliable

[agile jacinth]

Now I'm gonna redo gauntlet with entirely the billhook (once i get to it).

[ember quartz]

Bring it around town, carry the momentum so you can switch hands without throwing it, and land your blow. It takes some practice. I got particularly good at doing it with the pole hammer as aforementioned.

[restive garnet]

i love the color combo

[agile jacinth]

Thieves in the village are not ready for this one. 😭

[alpine moon]

chat look at the photo i made

[ember quartz]

The village pick pocket is fucking cooked, bro.

[velvet pine]

hey so quick question which dx is more optimized 11 or 12

[agile jacinth]

"Sir, my family is starving, i beg of you!"

The billhook rapidly approaching his throat:

[ember quartz]

11

[spice flax]

eh i dont feel like practicing

[velvet pine]

oh then im doomed xD as soon as i turn on any blood my pc wants to die

[spice flax]

woah wtf is brave stand thats cool

[ember quartz]

Just use polearms of various lengths and you'll end up learning it by just handling them enough. I never intended to pick it up, but I did.

[brave ingot]

yo is it just me or does it feel like you trip/fall over way more than you used to in the playtest?

[agile jacinth]

You ever see that ESO trailer with the knight? Yeah.

[velvet pine]

same

[spice flax]

alr so basically continue playing the way i have been and ill eventually pick it up?

[spice flax]

hmmmm ok thats cool

[brave ingot]

like i get tapped in the leg and i flop over, or my character literally just stumbles back, and just randomly falls over like i tripped on air lmao

[pallid bridge]

he was forced to do things instead of playing with swords 💔

[agile jacinth]

It's one of my favorite modes, especially on Baron. I used to run it with the billhook during the playtest with a mod.

[ember quartz]

It's my favorite mode.

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

^ Yeah, probably. It's a really good way to switch your grip, especially with how pole arms feel now. You'll learn it once you start playing with left handed grip and build off of that. That's what I did at least.

[velvet pine]

also the swords are "sharper"??? like dude casually half swings and splits me in half

[spice flax]

should i do it?

@agile jacinth whats baron?

[agile jacinth]

Get an enemy to surrender, and then do an overhead spin swing on them while they're kneeling.

[agile jacinth]

Beat the gauntlet and you'll see.

[spice flax]

oh alr

[brave ingot]

bro the scythe is legit aids to go against, he tapps me with the wood of the scythe and i fall, and if the blade even touches me then i lose a whole limb😭

[ember quartz]

Uh, I cover my thoughts on it in my tutorial. If you're confident with your weapon yes, and extra points towards yes if it's bladed. It is dangerous but better than duels IMO.

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[velvet pine]

man i got to the like 2nd or 3rd rank where you have only weapons and no armor and guy split me in half with like normal sword without even swinging powerfully

[restive garnet]

1 or 2?

[spice flax]

i will watch this later

[lusty vine]

TuboMouseTracker, by mikehama

go to about page and look to the right

[cerulean cloud]

istg it stood up by itself

[brave ingot]

yeah idk whats different abt the demo compaired to the play test but it just feels off, still love the game tho so shi

[lusty vine]

it's made by a JP speedrunner, i don't think he wants his rep ruined by creating a virus

[spice flax]

dawg i accidentally stepped on the fucking sword and i get my leg chopped off wtf

[wary pewter]

Half Sword young’ns don’t know what it was like back in the day. Scythe guy, hay forks, and spears in the OG demo… the streets were tough…

[velvet pine]

yeah the game is still amazing just dull the weapons a lil xD

[spice flax]

yeah fr i never got past the third boss

[spice flax]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

dull the fucking weapons godamn

[wary pewter]

Ngl I don’t remember the 3rd. Was it the dude with 60 swords all over him?

[spice flax]

yes.

[wary pewter]

Tbh I found him to be one of the easiest, since at that point I’d also have armor and a sword myself. Scythe guy filtered me harder lmao

[spice flax]

random question but how do i clip halfsword with it being under 10mb for discord

[wispy light]

what yall know about scythe gangalang

[lusty vine]

medal for clip link, or any recording software of your liking + HandBrake for clip compression

[spice flax]

maybe it was the 4th guy i found hard then, i forgot

[wispy light]

i found out how to save the scythe

[spice flax]

thank you🙏

[sleek valve]

Git good scrub

[ember flame]

this thing is spinning around very fast like a bayblade

[rugged fossil]

I won....

[spice flax]

FUCK YEAH IM ON THE LAST RANK, what do i do?

[slim dock]

anyone know why it wont let me drop videos into the chat?

[rugged fossil]

Get a billhook or something with very long range, you'll be fighting a TON of dudes and can't afford to get close to anybody or risk damage

[spice flax]

permissions

[agile jacinth]

The scythe guy fell off..

[slim dock]

how would I acquire these perms

[spice flax]

hmmm im not sure wether to use the spiky stick or the billhook

@slim dock probably leveling up, i dont have them yet either lol

[agile jacinth]

Bill for the range.

[wispy light]

it used to be good, now its just all floppy

[agile jacinth]

Indeed.

[spice flax]

or i could just turn player damage off lol

[wispy light]

the scythe needs some viagra

[alpine moon]

when i try it it does not work

[spice flax]

probably billhook, im am SO dying here. ill update u guys. if i die im going to turn player damage off next time cuz i wanna see whats at the end

[agile jacinth]

Sounds like someone needs to learn proper respect, and the meaning of death.

[pallid bridge]

killed on farmer 9 gorillion times award

[dusky thistle]

guys I got the final tier wtf is this

[spice flax]

if i die im gonna turn it off for a new round because i really wanna see whats at the end of the gaunlet

[wispy light]

a big dum stick

[hidden zephyr]

The Candle stick is better

[spice flax]

yeah fr my reaction exactly

[agile jacinth]

Youu, filthy beggarrrr..

[hidden zephyr]

Nothing better than the Candlestick

[spice flax]

finnnne.... i wont

[dusky thistle]

its gone now

[agile jacinth]

You've gotta earn it.. (if it's actually too hard, it's fine, lol)

[alpine moon]

k

[spice flax]

nah ive only spent about 10 hours trying now, this is the furthest ive been

[agile jacinth]

Best of luck.

[quiet gulch]

where are crash logs put? i closed it out of habit without checking the filepath

[spice flax]

alright im at the boss fight now...

[agile jacinth]

St. George guide your hand!

[alpine moon]

sent it

[spice flax]

hold on why isnt it going through, its stuck on 11/11 points

its fucking glitched u gotta be shitting me rn

ig ill just give up and see if that fixes it

[little verge]

https://www.youtube.com/live/QdxGj1dlQTY

[little slate]

My computer keeps on giving me an error message on the ultument challenge

[tight girder]

Half sword is a w game e

[spice flax]

mine is stuck on 11/11 points

im so fucking done with this game i spent 2 fucking hours getting the last rank and its fucking glitched bruh

[wary pewter]

Don’t keep doing fights at knight tier, click on the tier above it and enter the ultimate challenge

[spice flax]

im restarted 😭 (i died already)

[agile jacinth]

..oops..

[pallid bridge]

i keep fucking dying on peasant/farmer i'm not built for this shit give me a sword 💔 💔 💔 💔

[sand elm]

[spice flax]

im in the abyss so ig its not over yet

[twin prairie]

why did my guy start having a panic attack and collapse

[agile jacinth]

I fought my way through to the knight in the abyss once.

[slim dock]

I DID IT
wish I could drop the clip

[twin prairie]

no he started hyperventilating and fell over

[agile jacinth]

I had no armor or leg by the time i got there, i was nervous and rushed it. 😭 Had a cuirass, barbute, and greatsword from the commoner boss.

[spice flax]

i just stepped on a fucking candlestick and the point at the end went through my foot

[deep delta]

Do you guys feel much difference between a t2 longsword and t3 longsword if you try your best to match their length/width? I swear t3 longswords feel much heavier now than t2. Wasn't super apparent in previous playtest but now it seems moreso

[slim dock]

we love stepping on sharp objects around here

[warped widget]

lmao the first champion just tripped over a candlestick probably my easiest kill on him yet

[ember quartz]

Would you not be stressed if you were in Willie's shoes?

You have to take care of your Willie better. 🙄

[twin prairie]

well i thought he was just getting winded swinging the scythe but i dropped it and it didnt help

[wary pewter]

Candlestick giveth, candlestick taketh away

[agile jacinth]

You know.. at this point, forget the lists, we need to send Willie to war. We'd literally never lose.

[agile jacinth]

This reminds me of actual manuscripts where they stare deadpan while being stabbed or cut.

[spice flax]

yeah a guy with a spear came out from behind and went through me im gonna kms

[thorny perch]

can i be a hsg contractor

[strong patio]

anyone got a fix for the fatal error crash

[junior epoch]

What happened to the other part of his mouth

[slim dock]

i am at thee mercy

[agile jacinth]

They're too hard. 😭 I should NOT be able to his my helmeted head on a wooden fence and have it immediately explode.

[wary pewter]

Are you willing to be tortured in a dark, Finnish basement while mic’d up so they can get more screaming audio

[thorny perch]

who said i would va

[agile jacinth]

Are you going to build the fences?

[wary pewter]

It’s a mandatory step for all contractors

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-was-that-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-head-turn-huh-gif-12175657068308509997

[restive garnet]

fused

[stark harness]

Hello, how is progression supposed to be saved in the demo?
It shows beggar 0/3 but ive made it much farther than that

[cinder stone]

My fav move to pull off in the game: the 1-2 bonk

and now I sorta kinda wanna see what a irl worm on a string would look like

I bet they'd look super huggable :v

[agile jacinth]

The mod is back?

[cinder stone]

ovrdth selector? trainer mod? yus to both! #modders-guild-hall

[agile jacinth]

Assumedly will require a redownload, yeah?

[jolly gorge]

How do this

[quiet gulch]

the REAL hardest boss of the game is finding the perfect distance to land a 1h warhamer blow to the head

[little scaffold]

when will they give you something useable against the long candlestick instead of three pairs of shoes in the abyss?

[jolly gorge]

Nah the real hardest boss is not crashing

[junior epoch]

How tall is Willie

[agile jacinth]

No one has beat that one yet.

[stark harness]

anyone able to please answer my question?

Hello, how is progression supposed to be saved in the demo?
It shows beggar 0/3 but ive made it much farther than that

[quiet gulch]

idk

[jolly gorge]

It doesnt save

[cinder stone]

yet

[stark harness]

ok so u have to one shot unlock all the stuff?

[junior epoch]

It’ll save as long as you don’t die

[agile jacinth]

Will i need to redownload both mods?

[jolly gorge]

I doubt it actually will

[stark harness]

ok i guess idont udnerstand how to unloock this gold knight suit thing then

[junior epoch]

You need to make it up all the ranks

[stark harness]

ok so just one shot make it up all the ranks in abuyss and kill all the bosses

[junior epoch]

Yeah, pretty much

[stark harness]

ok thanks so much I was super confused

[junior epoch]

In the abyss I think it’s one life, there’s no giving up.

[alpine moon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2grc5XdDouuAvsQ0?invite=cr-MSxnbFMsMjc2MTU5NjIx

[cinder stone]

HA ❤️

[fiery oriole]

Does beating gauntlet mode reward anything interesting?

[sly yew]

Hi, one question: Is there any way I can play as a higher rank and face off against a lower rank? For example, as a soldier and face off against a peasant?

[small egret]

You got any games on your phone?

[sly yew]

or being able to customize things?

[lunar oxide]

That's where you would have to start to mod the game. I haven't bothered with it, but I'm sure you'll find some good stuff in #modders-guild-hall

[sly yew]

Thanks, I'll start looking at things and see if I can add them.

[formal lichen]

THATS MY BIKE PUNK

[stark harness]

the msot dangerous enemies in the abyss seem to be the crates

[lunar oxide]

Yeah they've launched me into the stratosphere more than a few times.

[restive garnet]

I agree

Mimics

And it shouldnt get fixed

[lunar oxide]

God now that would be terrifying. Not what the game is going for, but fuck that would suck.

[clear anchor]

i was in fist play and the last hit made my guy somersault and die by hitting his head

[lunar oxide]

They're real... god help us all.

[restive garnet]

Hehehe

[stark harness]

bro to anyone who made it through the abyss you are gods, this is so hard

[lunar oxide]

Step one: Acquire Pitchfork
Step two: Conquer the world

But actually though something like a pitchfork, hoe, or my personal favorite the long axe will get you through quite a bit of the abyss.

[unkempt rover]

what rank is the scythe in

[restive garnet]

Use only the candle holder the large one

It's OP

[worn citrus]

bro if im in the abyess for teh very last rank and die will al my character progress be lost? cuz i have no armor, half the map chasing me, broken arm and all that fun stuff. Cuz if so then all my grinding is gone. back to begger.,

[jovial iron]

wait, im in the last rank and my game keeps crashing, is that normal?

[worn citrus]

nah happens normally

[jovial iron]

👍🏻

DUDE... i just lost all my progress becuase a scythe clipped through me and split me in half

[shy pilot]

where do i find my screenshots now?

[minor jacinth]

wtf asthmatic willie? I put on the gloves and then he started breathing harder and harder until he couldn't stand up anymore

[shy pilot]

is there a new folder

[low granite]

I finally beat the Baron 🙏

[balmy kite]

For pictures taken in Photo Mode, right-click Half Sword on Steam and select "Browse Local Files", from there navigate to HalfSwordUE5/Screenshots.

[hidden hearth]

this game should have controller support

[wary apex]

will there ever be reverse grips? at least for one handed weapons. I really wanna stab the corpses of my fallen foes

[toxic shadow]

reversal of fortune

[proven verge]

Trying to practice controlling their weapon and parries

[quiet gulch]

has all the hate from the 1st died down?

[abstract coral]

can someone help me in my bug reporting forum

[cold tundra]

Bruh I can't wait for when they add multiplayer

[orchid crypt]

maybe you accidentally press F?

[cold tundra]

What does f do again?

[shell bronze]

yooo iaijutsu goes INSANELY hard in brave stand

[quiet gulch]

https://tenor.com/QZpI.gif

[shell bronze]

i need to level up so i can send footage in here but it's probably the most impractical and crappy playstyle you can do with a longsword

[agile crypt]

b bell can nah let try of ru if big do key ex big

[rain kindle]

3 minmutes of dogging it out ^

[formal lichen]

like this?

[shell bronze]

worse actually

[formal lichen]

impossible

[minor jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-of-the-north-star-hokuto-no-ken-hey-as-long-as-it-works-as-long-as-it-works-winging-it-gif-5037582307183355084

[shell bronze]

the flailing at least guarantees that you will hit them, especially in lesser armored tiers

i literally cannot utilize the weeaboo LARP playstyle outside of the top 2 tiers because i get immediately cut in half if i try to fight like that

[urban jackal]

half sword, around their neck, left and right

[shell bronze]

that's goated though

[urban jackal]

true actuallyy

[slate granite]

well

[urban jackal]

these pictures are making my pizza taste better

[shell bronze]

dude i'll show you the stuff i be doing when brave stand gets a little too easy, just need to level up

[earnest bolt]

thats hilarious. i once saw that happen with a pair of trousers and a big chest lid. it hit the dude and just folded him like a peice of paper

[urban jackal]

#photography📷 #game-footage-🎮🎥 👍

[earnest bolt]

no reason he cant put it here too

[urban jackal]

no image perms yet

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxrBTdsAvNCQSOijRFGoX75MPmbs8pJimG?si=EmnclP-KcCWJjO1t

[slate granite]

ey i finally blocked somthing :>

[formal lichen]

block THIS! headbutts

[slate granite]

nose bleed

he STILL doesnt give up ( the reason why i cut peoples heads of )

[wind charm]

literally bro

[slate granite]

finally

[earnest bolt]

in trying to grab the mans weapon i sort of just dragged him across the mud for 2 minutes

[slate granite]

Armour is pointless if you can just stab it fr

[earnest bolt]

Ouch he got deathugged

[strange token]

Is the crashing on the final challenge still happening?

[formal lichen]

im trying to get a photo of me blocking something but its not giving me longsword enemies ffs

[urban jackal]

how do i screen record?

[formal lichen]

i use OBS

[urban jackal]

oh i thought there was an ingame one

[granite sigil]

interesting howd you do that

[alpine moon]

im so good at editing fr fr

[granite sigil]

interesting im still waiting for t hem to fix the crashing

[alpine moon]

i still like calling it spinjitstu

[slate granite]

sometimes i put willies into a hold with the block of the sword and then saw away at them

[granite sigil]

i cant get any blood without crashing this is crazy

[formal lichen]

GUYS I FINALLY GOT A LONGSWORD ENEMY AFTER LIKE 50 KILLS 😭

[jolly gorge]

bro i messed this dude up, i broke his arm and now he cant attack me

[alpine moon]

same i like to charge at em also @granite sigil try turnung grafics down and seting fps max to 60

[granite sigil]

thats terrible i play on a 50 inch screen if i put it less than 2k it looks terrible lol

[urban jackal]

suffering in success

[granite sigil]

lol suffering since im legally blind not success im too poor to buy glasses

[alpine moon]

50 INCH SCREEN?

[urban jackal]

sell tv, buy glasses and monitor instead

[misty wedge]

is it okay if in abyss guy with scythe cut off my leg and i flew out from the map?

[alpine moon]

wait for a mointor or tv

[granite sigil]

nah lol i got this screen for 300 bucks for a 50 inch 4k curved gaming monitor

[urban jackal]

50" is massive for a monitor bro...

[alpine moon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-taper-fade-ninja-massive-the-meme-is-still-massive-yeah-no-massive-gif-9995754776955392143

[granite sigil]

my secondary is a 27 inch 1080p monitor

[urban jackal]

im running both curved, one is 24 other is 27, i think having 2 is just the best, instead of a big one

[spice flax]

what faction do you guys usually choose

[lapis marsh]

red and blue baybeeee

[granite sigil]

i like having 3 since i work in i.t but my third just burnt up

[urban jackal]

yellow albanian one

[spice flax]

yeah thats what i usually choose

[urban jackal]

i think 3 is the max you should have, not sure why youd need more. also why the cooldown?

[granite sigil]

id be fine with the cooldown if it was 15 secs 30 is nuts

[formal lichen]

what do u use to record that doesnt take up so much storage space that u cant post a 5 second clip 😭

[granite sigil]

obs or streamlabs obs

[formal lichen]

im using obs but its taking so much space still

[urban jackal]

nvidia:

[granite sigil]

obs defaults to native 2k or 4k depending on specs make sure you downgrade to 1080p

[formal lichen]

already did

[urban jackal]

any other claymore enjoyers?

[formal lichen]

i have an AMD gpu also this slowmode is so bad

[granite sigil]

do oyu wanna hop in a vc i can try to help you fix it

[wind charm]

Me and my homies fw Blue Clan

[formal lichen]

sure ig

[urban jackal]

i fell on my axe and killed myself, also yes, the chat isnt even that busy right now

[granite sigil]

fr they need to disable or lower this shit

[junior epoch]

how did my DUMBASS not realize there was a "randomize gear" option bro

[granite sigil]

lol its a good tool to know about

such slow swings lol

[hazy trench]

that second pic damn

[granite sigil]

it goes so hard

[ember quartz]

I love the Voulge.

[warped widget]

scyth guy just cut me in half and an extra torso fell out

i some how survived that and won
how do i get the ability to post pictures?

[granite sigil]

lol we dont

[ember quartz]

Level up by typing and what not.

[urban jackal]

we need level 2 to post images, just keep talking

[granite sigil]

im 10xp away from it

[faint crescent]

Yeah lowk

[urban jackal]

ive already been level 2 for ages LOL, just didnt realise

[granite sigil]

lmao yeah i just joined yesterday so was still goin for it

[urban jackal]

same, people in here are pretty chill

[granite sigil]

we all just hype ppl lookin forward for the full release or just a patch to fix the damn crashes XD

[urban jackal]

mine never crashes actually

[wind charm]

haven't edited this one yet but I think you'll like it

[granite sigil]

i play with 2k graphics on gore and i cant go 30 seconds without one

[urban jackal]

cant you lower it? also i love the gore in this game

[granite sigil]

seems to be issues with 2k 120hz tho yeah i lowered it but then the display gets all fucked up since im playing on a massive (apparently) 50 inch screen

[urban jackal]

strange, no fix for it?

[dusty sparrow]

what graphics are you playing on?

[granite sigil]

not yet we still in a beta so

[granite sigil]

max gore

[dusty sparrow]

OH DX12!

[wind charm]

one of us one of us one of us
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxqG_RLwrB9hz5Brg97xUT7N_wo4ovJ451?si=mc-SMSZiw8k2IQWU

[granite sigil]

im runnin a 4070ti super and a 14 series cpu its not that lol

[nocturne sluice]

Yo is it possible to beat the knight great one?

[urban jackal]

i actually hate this man

[dusty sparrow]

Use DX12. You’re on 11.

[granite sigil]

XD wtf is dx

[formal lichen]

the renderer

[granite sigil]

never seen that setting in a game thats so weird that you can toggle it but ig nice

[toxic shadow]

LET ... ME ... HAVE ... YOUR ... GEAR

[formal lichen]

its in a lot of games

[dusty sparrow]

Direct X, the rendering software. Switch it from DX11 to 12. I’m on 2060 and it runs fine.

[granite sigil]

i dont play that many tbf i stick to a game for years on end been playing minecraft for 14 years runescape for 10 its just like rare to play modern games

[urban jackal]

finally got the perfect moment

[dusty sparrow]

My settings @ max gore with a 2000 series GPU. My monitor is actually a little better too at a 165 Hz

[urban jackal]

im just like you, i feel as if a lot of the games nowadays are the same, or just arent any interest to me

[median edge]

Today I learned you can dempsey roll in Half Sword

[granite sigil]

fr only modern game i play is this and war thunder since my friend plays it the retro shit hits different

[urban jackal]

minecraft with mods is insane

try distant horizons with shaders, its actually crazy bro

[granite sigil]

for sure ive played the range its bad enough i got 2 years of playtime in just 1 server i play on then 6 years in another (im barely an adult)

[urban jackal]

im still rocking i5 10th gen and 1660 super

[dusty sparrow]

Based

[granite sigil]

i went from a 1060 ti to a 4070 ti super upgrade

[somber vine]

i was just playing in abyss and i got punched in half.

[granite sigil]

these graphics with this is so nice and im no longer crashing i love you so much OKTOBER

[urban jackal]

this is game is crazy fucking brutal

it kind of puts me off, cant lie

[worthy dust]

do I have to redo the gauntlet if I want to play with the armor again? Im trying in free mode but it's just the base purple skin

[granite sigil]

ngl when youg et a clean slice it kinda turns me on its like sucha sexy shot if you can get it right

[urban jackal]

if youre doing gauntlet and reach a higher stage, you get a chance in the abyss to regain your life. free mode you can pick any class and randomise

[granite sigil]

like this is just so sexy

[spice flax]

i beat the scythe guy but i stepped on his scythe and cut my entire fucking leg off

[urban jackal]

i walked into a spear and died instantly

[worthy dust]

I already did gauntlet and unlocked baron but it's not letting me play with the armor

[spice flax]

yeah that shit is so pmo

[urban jackal]

strange, im not sure then

[granite sigil]

wish the tendon image wasnt so crapy turns me off

[formal lichen]

turns you off? interesting phrasing

[cloud fable]

Well it does get his willie going.

[granite sigil]

i said what i said.

[formal lichen]

💀

[urban jackal]

interesting

[formal lichen]

just use ovrdths selector

[heady hound]

idk what that is

[granite sigil]

its "not a bug" its a feature

[heady hound]

mb

[urban jackal]

i think this game has the best gore ive ever seen

[dusty sparrow]

I JUST MADE THE SOLDIER BOSS CATCH AIR WITH KICKS I AM GOD

[granite sigil]

its for sure got the best graphics ive ever seen

[cloud fable]

I think when the game fully releases we should get a Willie mode, where all characters faces are replaced with Willie's

[elder meteor]

quick question how do i switch my dominant hand for two handed weapons

[dusty sparrow]

X

[urban jackal]

honestly bro ive been playing this more than ive been studying for my finals lol, its just so fun

[granite sigil]

we need a 7 v7 mode or a way to make massive fights with total chaos

[elder meteor]

thanks ass ripper you can rip mine any day

[bold jacinth]

i feel bad. bro is still alive and missing most his vital bones

[urban jackal]

fuck him, dont feel bad

[cloud fable]

meanwhile I purposely try to dismember them but leave them alive still once they're on the ground

[bold jacinth]

nvm hes dead i kicked him in the head-WHAT HES ALIVE

[granite sigil]

how tf you got that type of aim im barely hitting them weithout being in them

[wary pewter]

Is this the King Ass Ripper or just a lowly Serf Ass Ripper of some sort

[heady hound]

hold up if its a feature why is it such a complicated process

[urban jackal]

queen ass ripper

[cloud fable]

Well Willies can take a lot of abuse, most people beat their Willies.

[granite sigil]

i can confer they ripped my ass right open earlier

[wary pewter]

Forgive me Your Highness

[urban jackal]

you are not forgiven, your ass will be ripped later on this day

[cloud fable]

I have the sensitivity down to about the lowest I can get it while still being able to turn the camera decently.

[granite sigil]

its called an easter egg

[formal lichen]

the thing that makes this possible

[granite sigil]

the gold armors so sexy i wish it wasnt so hard to get

[lyric sand]

whats the best werapon for man at arms

[wary pewter]

You couldn’t be the Queen Ass Ripper. Ripping ass is a journey of the self only. Deceit.

[vestal estuary]

soo how do i install the new update

[worn heron]

The main build has been relocated to the demo version and the playtest has been disabled. It's the demo build you need to update

[granite sigil]

it auto updates its the beta they just merged the alpha with it and added some stuff like the golden armor

[heady hound]

"It's called an easter egg" Bro is not " 🤓 " 😭 🙏

[vestal estuary]

ight thanks

[lyric sand]

bro whats the best class for man at arms

[urban jackal]

your public execution will be held later on this evening

[worn heron]

Whatever you are best with good sir

[granite sigil]

oooh i get to watch????

[urban jackal]

maybe

[wary pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-gif-6247352595627410905

[cloud fable]

the peasant tiers are the best tiers, no armor that you have to work against or armor to protect you, and you die easily.

[granite sigil]

dont tease me 😉

[urban jackal]

who else despises these armoured freaks

[ember quartz]

Boom! Best weapons for each tier in this guide: https://youtu.be/ikCKgfcn-U4?si=iyeQqFBrZa-xrqJU

[cloud fable]

Usually I turn the games enemy damage down to the lowest I can get it without the weapons being completely useless.

[urban jackal]

im stuck in camera mode what do i do

[granite sigil]

that woulda been helpful to know about for the final fight

im sittin here with it on max and me on none trying to take this thing on and here we are gettin dicked down but noo theres a hidden slider XD

[cloud fable]

I usually turn all of the enemy damage down and the player damage to the max it can go since it honestly feels a lot more rewarding.

[ember quartz]

Huh?

AHHHHHHHHH!

How did you know? Did you check my Steam profile?

[urban jackal]

how is that more rewarding? surely more player damage and less npc damage is more rewarding since its harder to kill them

[granite sigil]

SINCE WHEN IS THERE A CROUCH BUTTON

[dusty sparrow]

since always?

[wary pewter]

Dawg?!?!

[cloud fable]

?

[ember quartz]

I forgot about that.

I ❤️ crowbar.

[hollow egret]

Since your MOM

[urban jackal]

ctrl is always crouch bro what

[dusty sparrow]

Fake ahh fan

[cloud fable]

more player damage and less npcs receiving damage? what.

[urban jackal]

player takes more damage, npcs take less, more rewarding when you kill the npc

[cloud fable]

Yeah that's what I was talking about.

[urban jackal]

oh sorry i misread, im fucking stupid

i have dogshit ass english, difficulty understanding a lot of it

[formal lichen]

or, yknow, https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2j7IRXy32aGa42cX?invite=cr-MSx4NE4sNjI4ODIwNQ

[cloud fable]

Yeah but like where's the fun in that? It's like beating an infant child to death, the child has no chance in hell.

[formal lichen]

that doesnt sound fun to you?? i just like hearing the bones crunch

[cloud fable]

Snap Crackle Pop.

[urban jackal]

i turn the damage high for me and npcs, more realistic

[formal lichen]

this is mine

[urban jackal]

i am purchasing this game instantly the moment it actually releases

[cloud fable]

I just turn the damage to the lowest it can go for me and the npcs I turn it on max damage since it's more realistic since I know damn well I'm not going to be able to fight that well.

[earnest bolt]

Yea im still getting constant crashes from the entire lord gauntlet...

anyone know how to fix it?

[urban jackal]

yeah mine is the same

[granite sigil]

who isnt lol

[earnest bolt]

tbh i just have damage turned down for me and npc damage turned up to just try and complete the lord mode, as its hard to just have it even stevens.

also you know why the lord gauntlet still crashes me?

[urban jackal]

couldnt be any better. i love the medieval period, the gore is amazing, and graphics.

[cloud fable]

Only started playing the playtest after Reggie released his video on it.

[granite sigil]

kinda wish they did make it semi modable could be rly cool like blade and sorcery was at the begining

[urban jackal]

i actually havent made it that far, i was laughing too much and i couldnt see, then i died

[cloud fable]

Huh. Wonder if some kind of magic thing will be added to the game.

[earnest bolt]

i just keep crashing, so it resets the lord progress. always a strange fatal error

[granite sigil]

show your stats

[urban jackal]

i havent encountered a crash yet, wait actually i have, once

[wary pewter]

Yeah the amount of items that accumulate fucks up the game. Turning my settings to the lowest then turning off blood and gore worked for me

[earnest bolt]

and the thing is, it just gives the text pop up called "fatal error"

[granite sigil]

i had the same issue but was on the wrong dx it defaults to dx11 but i should be on dx12 and that fixed it for me

[urban jackal]

unreal engine 5 fatal error occured!!!

[formal lichen]

holy shit

[cloud fable]

I wonder if the devs will add a circumsion knife as a weapon, so we can circumsise Willies.

[urban jackal]

cut him in half vertically

i only ever did that once, and it feels amazing

[earnest bolt]

death hug him and see true power as you take both arms off, his head off, and somehow cut him in half at the same time

[formal lichen]

ive done it with a peasant axe once

[urban jackal]

you can cut them in half from an angle, like 45 degrees

[earnest bolt]

and i do get this for some reason, but i can still play the game untill it just arbitrarily says no. i changed it to 12 but it still screeches at me

[urban jackal]

i hope they add a zweihander, or twinblade

[cloud fable]

Stabbing weapons are pretty overpowered in the first 4 or 5 ranks. like when you have the pitchfork npcs will just run into sometimes

[agile jacinth]

Managed a bill disarm on a MAA with a longsword. Splendid.

[granite sigil]

try my solution it might work

[urban jackal]

im actually not sure why this happens, ive only encountered it once. im running on dx11

[earnest bolt]

i did, it lead to a faster crash

[granite sigil]

then turn it down

[urban jackal]

hopefully the devs will make a fix for it

[earnest bolt]

But that leads to it crashing as well. there isnt winning for it

[cloud fable]

what's the difference between Dx11 and Dx12 though for the game?

about the most I noticed in the playtest was it looked slightly better in dx12

[urban jackal]

in general, dx12 is for newer games, better graphics

[granite sigil]

it looks so much better with it

[urban jackal]

ready or not transitioned from UE4 to UE5, it broke every single mod and caused fatal errors for everyone

[granite sigil]

lol i remember that

[earnest bolt]

im gonna be honest, im still getting the crashes even on minimal graphics

[urban jackal]

what are your specs?

[earnest bolt]

my cpu kinda sucks, since its a pretty old ryzen 5600 i think. but i got a 3060 as a graphics card so im not sure on why its just crashing consistently now on the lord fights. its not even crashing properly, just showing me the box while the game still runs. its unreal engine doing this

[granite sigil]

i just got my first crash since fixing my specs

[cloud fable]

halfsword would be hella good on the steamdeck if it was more stable and had custom controls for the deck to use both the trackpacks, buttons on the back and that.

[urban jackal]

i think its a universal problem then, has to be, since many people are experiencing it

[earnest bolt]

ah dangit. my specs should be fine for the game, even though my cpu is sorta old at this point.

[cloud fable]

what's your specs though

[urban jackal]

mine are also pretty old, but runs pretty stable. except when i destroy a corpse it lags me to 20fps

[earnest bolt]

i dont know all of my specs, i said what i got at the mo as im not super great at pc stuff

[jolly gorge]

is slowmode still on 30 here

[urban jackal]

for some reason, yes

[jolly gorge]

yes it is i am sorry for what the rizzbellion caused 💔

[earnest bolt]

i will say, yet again, there is no lag or nothing when i get the error message saying that unreal engine did a fuck up. i can still run the game, it doesnt hard crash, it just tells me a fatal error happened and idfk what caused it

@cloud fable

[formal lichen]

almost knocked myself out killing his ass

[cloud fable]

yeah same thing happens to me when I die and the game tries to send me to the abyss

[jolly gorge]

Yeah I think I'm done playing this game for a couple days I'm getting too heated

[earnest bolt]

its not even lag though, as i can just tab back to the game and continue before it arbritrarily closes the game for me

[sinful timber]

does the game still suck dick or are we back to the glazing phase

[ember quartz]

Scam?

[urban jackal]

click it lol

[earnest bolt]

im saving thta thats funy as fuck

[hollow egret]

Ikr? Sometimes it throws up a crash message despite still working

[ember quartz]

Image. 🙂

[urban jackal]

anyone know when the next half sword update will be?

[glossy yoke]

i hate the pitchfork

[granite sigil]

another year

[urban jackal]

good thing they have modding support

[ember quartz]

Early Q4 2025 is when early access is released.

[granite sigil]

Ran out of memory allocating 253952 (0.2 MiB) bytes with alignment 0. Last error msg: The paging file is too small for this operation to complete..

[glossy yoke]

dementia picture

[granite sigil]

lmao howd i run out of memory i have 128 gb ram

[urban jackal]

you have a godly pc and monitor

[hollow egret]

Memory leak during extended Willie goonsesh

[urban jackal]

welp the moon is yellow

[granite sigil]

i dropped fuckin 12 grand on it and the peripherals i should have a damn good enough pc to play this

[lost bison]

Woah I just realized if you defeat all of the people in abyss you can skip all the tiers

[urban jackal]

12??????? bro you got scammed if you got it for 12k

[granite sigil]

i had it when it was all new and short supply

[glossy yoke]

the game is really bad so it runs ok on my steam deck

[urban jackal]

it should only cost you around 5-6k

[little slate]

My game keeps on crashing hafway through the ultimate challenge

[jolly gorge]

The ultimate challenge is so bullshit I know it just a skill issue and lag being lag annoying but God damn

[glossy yoke]

seriously how do i counter pitch fork

[granite sigil]

when you buy factory new parts all in short supply everything is more then my desk alone was 500 and my chair was around 800 since im a big guy and needed some extra luxuries in it aswell lol

[formal lichen]

jesus christ how long did it take to save that

[urban jackal]

i have been awake for 20 hours with 3 hours of sleep

[granite sigil]

a lot of it wasnt me XD a lot of it was my parents buying what i put in the shopping cart as gifts for different things like graduating hs and 18th bday and stuff then i also had a full time job through hs that paid well so not long

[urban jackal]

desk 500???? bro does it have special features or somethong

[glossy yoke]

coco bolo

[ember quartz]

DUDE SAME!

[urban jackal]

living the life 🥲 please turn off this fucking cooldown

[formal lichen]

lucky ass

[granite sigil]

yes... its a hydraulic standing/sitting desk with custom rgb built in usb ports and charging ports everywhere and some other features aswell XD

[ember quartz]

My 24 hour shift is almost over... Three and a half hours to go...

[urban jackal]

the day before i got 14h30m of sleep

[formal lichen]

u better be getting paid well

[urban jackal]

DAMN bro with that price you could buy a new car. how did you even get a well paid job in high school ????

[ember quartz]

I didn't get those numbers. More like five or four, then last night I got a super interrupted 4.

I've drank about five monsters today. I'm going to fucking die.

[granite sigil]

then as i said when i originally got the setup i had 3 monitors which all were 50 inch 4k curved displays but one burnt out now XD

[urban jackal]

that shit will give you a heart attack bro, keep them low

[ember quartz]

6k a month roughly? USD

Right now at least. ^

[urban jackal]

72k yearly, pretty good. idk the difference to the uk here

[formal lichen]

not bad if ur only taking care of urself

[granite sigil]

idk how old you rn but thats honestly kinda great i get paid about that rn (im 19) with no degree in i.t

[ember quartz]

I have a wife and rent, but I have full coverage dental, healthcare, and extra services for her and I.

[urban jackal]

do you mind if i ask what you work as, not many people like your age make money that well

[ember quartz]

I'm 20 with no degree, lol.

[granite sigil]

i do i.t networking for mcdonalds full time while going to college

[formal lichen]

wanna trade jobs? i get paid $12/hr to bust my ass in a restaurant while i try to save enough to get a car and fuck off from this tiny ass town with no jobs, im sure youd love it

[lyric sand]

yo im trying to beat the knight boss rn and i just cant do it i keep getting knocked down what do i do?

[grizzled maple]

is playtest closed rn?

[granite sigil]

all my certifications bumped me to that wage tho so it kinda worked out to make around that i started at 15 an hour XD

[urban jackal]

over here I get 4 years of education for free after high school, then i pay 2k yearly, but i can apply for them to be paid off. I'm looking to get a bachelors or honours within 4-5 years

[ember quartz]

This video has all the answers you want: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[granite sigil]

my job offered to pay full if i went to their college or give me 25% a semester for the first 2 years

[grizzled maple]

IS PLAYTEST CLOSED RN?

[ember quartz]

#announcements #updates

[granite sigil]

no it got merged with the beta just play that its got what your looking for

[urban jackal]

I'd be doing 2 and a half days per week in college for 1 or 2 years depending how well i do. I'd have to do my hnc then hnd, if I'm good enough, I'll skip to uni year 2 or 3. then start working for bachelors

[wind charm]

😈
https://youtube.com/shorts/AK-LP5CqVJQ?si=86vtX5BUweZktO1v

[urban jackal]

I'll be doing electrical and mechanical engineering, tough

[formal lichen]

depression cam

[granite sigil]

im probs gonna spread my college out so i can keep my full time status since this is my first year wiht the company and im already making this much if i stay for another 6 ill be kinda set

[elfin abyss]

i lost an arm but im still alive can i stop holding my arm somehow?

[urban jackal]

lucky you

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1354077943990718505/Anubis_Guard_8_1_1.gif

[ember quartz]

After this I plan on going into petroleum, mechanical, or industrial engineering. Haven't decided yet. It also depends on what happens in these coming months.

[granite sigil]

tis but a scratch

[urban jackal]

you all have it well lol

[elfin abyss]

man im so lucky but i cant use either of mhy arms

[formal lichen]

did u even read mine 😭

[last totem]

Guys is there a way to actually stab properly with a knife?

[urban jackal]

oh shi my bad

[granite sigil]

i been rly fucking lucky XD i went to apply as a burger flippera nd just got the i.t job cuz of my audio engineering experience they heard engineering and thought it applied

[ember quartz]

Luck build going crazy.

[granite sigil]

for sure they just sent me on an expencive ass company trip out of state to go to training that they are paying me more for like how tf this happen

[urban jackal]

i forgot the cost of living is higher in the us. you are pretty lucky bro

[granite sigil]

i live with my parents my col is nothing XD my rents 250 a month lmaooo no food cost or anything just gas cost

[urban jackal]

my brother got a job at a really well civil engineering company, started 14k, then got up to 28k within a year. but he quit unfortunately

[elfin abyss]

i lost a hand and i made it to the second boss after i lost the hand to a person with a sword....

[ember quartz]

Bruh, that training and experience is probably just free I.T. certs.

[granite sigil]

my brother got fucked he went to college for 4 years for programming but then ai came out and jobs started drying up in a paninc

[formal lichen]

gotta love capitalism. worker's rights? whats that?

[urban jackal]

seems like you have a pretty good life rn. good thing my dad also paid off most of his debt by next year, also starting a new company this year with his boss. so i guess we chill

[granite sigil]

yeah lmao i mean i literally just got to break unreleased mcdonalds tech for fun and got paid more fo rit

[lyric sand]

DOES THE KNIGHT BOSS NOT TAKE ANY FUCKING DAMAGE IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND

[ember quartz]

That video I sent you literally explains how to kill him.

[urban jackal]

this world is unjust, ruled by the rich pieces of shits who watch people like us suffer

[lyric sand]

jsut tell me i dont have the time to scroll through a video to find what i need

[glossy yoke]

NERF THE PITCH FORK I JUST BEAT THE COMMONER BOSS IN 10 SECONDS WITH THE PITCH FORK

[urban jackal]

nerf the shield instead please

[ember quartz]

That's insane. Actual luck build, lol. You are pretty set if you have that IT training and work experience.

[glossy yoke]

sheilds should be breakable

[urban jackal]

exactly man

[granite sigil]

yeah im shooting for my 2 years experience then gonna try leveraging that for more money and worst comes to worst my fall back is going to college and graduating quicker

[ember quartz]

What weapon are you using to where you're struggling with shields?

[urban jackal]

every type, i only use axes and swords. but i use half sword and swing left right and usually disarm them

[lyric sand]

BRO I HAVE A GOLDEN MACE TELL ME HOW TO BEAT THE BOSS WITH WHAT I HAVE

[dusty sparrow]

Just parry

[dapper meadow]

Golden mace good tho

[urban jackal]

just get the boss to fall and keep kicking them

[lyric sand]

IK BUTR I HIT HIM LIKE 50 TIMES AND HES NOT PHASED

[dapper meadow]

do you single hand or double hand?

[glossy yoke]

best faction?

[lyric sand]

double

[urban jackal]

yellow

[dusty sparrow]

Less damage taken

[granite sigil]

yeah

[ember quartz]

Bait a swing then go in. Go for one swing, then back away.

There's no shame in rerolling for a pole hammer either.

[formal lichen]

stood no chance

[glossy yoke]

definatly one of those two

[ember quartz]

HRE until death, brother.

[urban jackal]

i hate that weapon

[glossy yoke]

that was a nice stab

[formal lichen]

thanks ive gotten pretty accurate with them especially in slow mo

[urban jackal]

the spikey weapon is pretty hard to counter

[dusty sparrow]

When do we get to forge our own weapons

[ember quartz]

Prob early access.

[half herald]

what do you get for beating baron?

[ember quartz]

Baron.

[formal lichen]

depends on the weapon, if u have a shield then just push into it with ur shield, if u have a longsword knock it to the side and stab, if u have a polearm then pole his arm, and if u have a mace or warhammer than beg for mercy

[dusty sparrow]

Sadge

[half herald]

i killed the golden knight but my game crashed right after and it put me back to peasant

[granite sigil]

anyone know the button to swap options for next fight?

[dusty sparrow]

Willkommen zu Halb Schwert.

[elfin monolith]

how do i kick in the game?

[granite sigil]

space

[formal lichen]

hows this

[ember quartz]

Half knife is crazy.

German is such a silly language.

[small egret]

Man fatal error during the ultimate challenge...rough.

[jolly escarp]

[lyric sand]

can i leave in the menu screen and will it save my progress?

[dusty sparrow]

I actually said it wrong. Messer is a type of German sword made so that the knife makers guild could make swords but call them knives. Schwert is the actual sword translation.

[lyric sand]

i made it to ultimate challenge will it save progress if i leave

[formal lichen]

all hail the messer

[granite sigil]

germans a stupid language there shouldnt be 12 versions of the

[lyric sand]

SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE WILL IT SAVE IF I LEAVE TO DESKTOP

[granite sigil]

yes

[formal lichen]

it should

[dusty sparrow]

German isn’t stupid, the rest of Europe is just too uncreative to make their own damn language.

[quick spire]

there really needs to be a setting to enable 2d blood instead

[ember quartz]

Yeah. Thought you were referring to specifically the Messer sword.

It's an incredibly silly language though, as aforementioned.

[glossy yoke]

if there was one word to descrive germans it would be creative

[granite sigil]

"ein eine" "der die das" theres too many ways to say the same fucking word XD

[dusty sparrow]

Oh 100%. It has batshit insane rules for nouns and verbs.

[quick spire]

why the fuck is there a 30 second slowmode

[granite sigil]

i mean yeah who woulda thought they could dick the whole world down besides them

[glossy yoke]

asians

[granite sigil]

we all been asking the same damn thing someone ping ana dmin at this point XD

[quick spire]

this is so horrendous

[granite sigil]

itd be easier to invite the entire server to a new server without it than to have it XD

[dusty sparrow]

Mods are simply foolish

[astral tiger]

you need to double click for stab??

[quick spire]

holding alt allows you to thrust

[dusty sparrow]

Use alt and thrust with your mouse

[fallow tapir]

Dont know if its a bug but my playtest is not letting me play, it just says "uninstall"
Could be a steam deck problem but not sure cause i played it alot

[granite sigil]

it moved to the beta playtest is no more

[fallow tapir]

So i have to buy the game now?

[granite sigil]

its still free for now it just merged with the beta so its not 2 versions each testing seperate things

[formal lichen]

demo not beta

[granite sigil]

same shit differernt word its like der die das lol

[fallow tapir]

Oh alr, i found it, will i be like the playtest, instead of being in the darkness all the time

[formal lichen]

different things

[formal lichen]

yes, for the playtest choose free mode or gauntlet for progression, and abys for abyss

[astral tiger]

How much this game will cost?? Or no info

[granite sigil]

yeah theres now two game modes a gauntlet where you rank up and lose proghress if you die or free play where its the playtest and the darkness is the abyss if you die you can recover progress by fighting in it

[fallow tapir]

Oh, that sounds nice, thank you for the help!

[granite sigil]

nothing about that yet to my knowledge

[granite sigil]

syk it crashes a ton more now its being worked on and the admins know theres not really many fixes for it yet its kinda conflicts with rendering platforms while moving to unreal engine 5

alr night yall

[fallow tapir]

Im used to crashing, steam deck enjoys crashing alot...

[radiant glacier]

trainer mod update 💔

[ember quartz]

What happened to the new trainer mod update?

[radiant glacier]

not updated yet

[ember quartz]

I haven't test the version I have, so I'll wait before saying it works. I'll text it once I wake up after my shift and I take a nappy.

[granite sigil]

Do we already got mods for here?

[astral tiger]

if i get high rank and die i begin from beggar?

[ember quartz]

#modders-guild-hall

[granite sigil]

Wtf is the Trainor mod

[ember quartz]

It's like a cheat menu. People use it to make custom load outs with OVRDTH mod which is a load out saver.

[granite sigil]

Dope wish there was a mod for custom damage outputs make like 1 punch mann

[ember quartz]

I can't remember, but you can do a lot with Trainer. Maybe not that?maybe that, I cannot recall.

[tired stream]

are broken arms and legs lethal injuries? i dont really want to wait through the screaming to find out

[last totem]

Bro I folded someone into the Yamcha pose 🙏😭

[ember quartz]

No, you can lay there..... Screaming. But it doesn't heal.

[tired stream]

i broke every limb on an enemy

[lethal parrot]

Broken arm is one

[astral tiger]

why bosses are so huge

[pulsar storm]

is there multiplayer?

[fiery umbra]

I'm hoping it will be once the game is actually finished

[dusty sparrow]

game gives me emotional damage because fatal errors are hateful

[tired stream]

how do you think they became bosses

[glossy yoke]

by using broken weapons

[ember quartz]

That is true... They usually do use the most no skill weapons.

(minus the hafted polearms of course.)

[buoyant fractal]

lol like that scythe boss

[glossy yoke]

commoner boss weakness is stabbing

[buoyant fractal]

i just run right up to him grab him with both hands and vigorously yeet him to the ground and kick him in the head since i don't have weapons for the fight

[tall dagger]

wtf...?

[glossy yoke]

you doing peasant only runs<

[ember quartz]

They should add a sledge hammer for peasant tier.

[grand wind]

is the barons armor more protective than regular knight armor?

it feels like it is

[dusty sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609 me losing my fucking baron run to a spear man that i want to break discord tos to call him something

[wind charm]

I don't think even I have a recent sword clip that doesn't derail into a bludgeoning slug fest
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3L_azJiS7guMP1QnZam_HNySlMk42lSw?si=kmFzc3aEz5JPa5IR

[tired stream]

veteran boss so broke he cant even buy shoes

[urban bear]

Hey does anyone know how to deal with the insane spiked bat? It's the only thing ending my gauntlet runs rn.

[toxic shadow]

how tf is he walking

[toxic shadow]

i hate to say it, but for once the brits are good, i mean, i like not dying more than i like faster kicks or whatever

[ember quartz]

More stamina is better.

It also really depends on what weapons you go for.

Polearms, he stamina is better, especially long ones. Your goal is to not get hit.

[toxic shadow]

ffair enough

[cyan mural]

first time playing thru the update

[glossy yoke]

please fix the random falling over

[cyan mural]

abyss lookin mad musty

[toxic shadow]

but the way i see it, it jsut takes one mistake to send you back to the beginning, so like, mitigating that possibility is best, tho i can also see an argument for France and HRE, but not bohemia, there is no reason to have take bohemia

[tired stream]

why can you beat yourself up in the menu

[toxic shadow]

its called playing with your willie

[high sparrow]

i lov e jingling my willie

[pine loom]

Y’all,guess how many times I’ve beat the game in the past…3 days

[alpine star]

dont we all

[jolly gorge]

Have any y'all beat the final boss yet?

[drowsy quartz]

is black armor, golden mace, and shield good for knight?

[cyan mural]

what do you guys think about the abyss getting a white wash? I'm all for the extremely limited visibility but i def am preferential to how it was when the abyss demo dropped

its just so god damn bright down there now 🥺

[stark moss]

does character height even apply ingame
i always feel like everyone except the bosses are the same height

[drowsy quartz]

istg why wont the brave stand enemies die, i hit them like 50 times and they still wont give up

also why am i constantly tripping, is it because the golden mace is heavy?

[shy slate]

at that point try cutting their heads off

[astral tiger]

can chain and zweihender appear in game?

[timid imp]

shortspear is very fun

[cursive fjord]

Yeah, he does have a polearm nearly half the length of a street light though so be careful

[drowsy quartz]

cant ive got the mace
is the golden mace just not good for knight? what weapon should i be using

[frozen grove]

I think it fits better with the lighting, it was a little jarring before

[true zealot]

Yes

[jolly gorge]

How

[true zealot]

Slam his head with a blunt weapon

[jolly gorge]

Every time I try it the challenge my character gain asthma

[ember sail]

fatal error in ultimate challenge noooo

[frozen grove]

He never swung at me a single time because I just hit him in the head over and over

[cyan mural]

maybe my settings are just wonky, ill give turning brightness down a shot