#halfsword-chat-⚔

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elder tendon
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sword in the willie

elder tendon
elder tendon
wild venture
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Is willie made of wood

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when you punch his chest he makes the sound as if your punching a post

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maybe he doesnt have a proper skeleton, its all wood

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thats why his limbs come off easily

humble bloom
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When you punch a post you're hearing the sound of the fist, not the post.

mortal auroraBOT
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To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

elder tendon
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i gotta uninstall this game

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its bad for my health

small parcel
supple cedar
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or she

honest laurel
frank imp
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it's not super difficult to code in

supple cedar
worn heron
supple cedar
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"its bad for my health"
what does that even mean

worn heron
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HalfSword makes you have evil thoughts

supple cedar
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but i mean

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you may be correct

worn heron
honest laurel
supple cedar
# worn heron

rhrhrorwohhn oaonsnanayohnzhlmdhnfohkxnfzdhzzkkgdzgsbDKhdnKhd

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though

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i think that owsykshnrhesyjsojsrnkohjsmujdamdmhoookrhajhtahwahynoahsnasa

supple cedar
worn heron
# honest laurel Very?

undetermined if we are gonna get another update for the playtest before Early Access or not

honest laurel
supple cedar
worn heron
supple cedar
worn heron
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what e

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what is the value of e

supple cedar
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what's yall opinion about the halberd

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or bardiche

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or voulge

open moat
honest sigil
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ahhhh the medivial technique i havent use since the haiyan era willie siplitting Slash!

unkempt furnace
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'' play with your willie!'' 💀

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i need that update NOW cuh

tulip steppe
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What's the best way to actually swing a weapon?
Do you click and drag the whole swing or do you let go at some point like you're flicking it?

mild kiln
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click and drag the whole swing

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btw why does my character keep sayin the N-word?

hushed abyss
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any1 know why my game keeps crashing? 😦

charred canyon
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hi guys someon know how i can play the game if is possible?

hushed abyss
charred canyon
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ah yes i installed the demo before and i didn't know why it was different i was stupid and didn't check under ahaha

jolly gorge
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Why tf am i taking damage in half sword from nothing i literally pick up a weapon start swinging it and my arm or leg fucking explodes

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This happened 5 times already

lost wagon
thorny perch
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i almost forgot about that version...

lost wagon
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not a real one 😔

mortal auroraBOT
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To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

narrow urchin
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WILLIE!

warm void
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Sorry fellas, have been a way for a while.

warm void
terse spruce
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anyone else have random crashes since today on halfsword?

jolly gorge
terse spruce
jolly gorge
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but yes

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that too

terse spruce
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Oo that sucks😅

jolly gorge
terse spruce
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does the playtest have a timelimit ir smth?

jolly gorge
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it was working fine yesterday

terse spruce
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yesterday some crashes started for me but it still worked... today every few minutes i get a fatal error

jolly gorge
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for some reason, crashes started yesterday then today it wont load and i deleted it

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now i regret deleting it XD

terse spruce
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well if it crashes so often then its not really an issue that u deleted it 😅

jolly gorge
terse spruce
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that would suck indeed haha

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i just noticed there was a nvidia update... maybe it works better now

jolly gorge
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@idle crane Help me dad

terse spruce
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we need this game!

jolly gorge
idle crane
jolly gorge
supple cedar
jolly gorge
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when will there be multiplayer mode and why do I only have the version where I kill people in the dark

jolly gorge
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you need the playtest build.

terse spruce
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there are 2 builds?!!?!?!

supple cedar
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i couldn't find the yes one so take this

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wait there is no yes

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i was gaslighting myself all this time

terse spruce
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so is it yes or maybe?😅

jolly gorge
supple cedar
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there is the itchio build but no one talks about it

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its forbidden now

slow anchor
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or 4 technically

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Itch.io, Demo, Playtest and an very old version (VERY old)

thorny perch
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The top view one

idle crane
jolly gorge
thorny perch
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Woah

terse spruce
pulsar creek
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i cant stop playing this game, what is happening to me

idle crane
grim skiff
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Hey guys, how do i know when the demo is finished? im walking around in a fenced area and nobody to kil?

winter wasp
spice vale
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most fun ive had and i've only been fighting NPCs lol

winter wasp
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May his spirit compel you to reach 1000 kills

idle crane
grim skiff
idle crane
grim skiff
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thanks

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the fence dissapeard and music changed i think im good!

idle crane
errant zodiac
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is it normal for the game to be very bright on low graphic setting?

lofty bronze
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f

muted dew
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is there any way to reset to default settings?

vapid hull
muted dew
vapid hull
uneven skiff
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YESSSS

muted dew
amber hinge
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that's cool

clever lance
# muted dew

the way you've shown the center of mass here is genius, I love that

solid sequoia
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You can play as a blacksmith in Halfsword

gaunt dagger
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god i cant wait

vapid hull
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The new update looks neat from what we‘ve been given

novel sand
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So much peak and nothing gets added.

marble quest
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Dm for goofy thing

jolly gorge
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WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION GOATTT!!!

dull atlas
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peak

jolly gorge
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MORE GOAT THAN JON JONES

marble quest
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Peak

jolly gorge
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EVEN GOATER THAN MESSI

trail pivot
trail ore
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When will the new update come out?

novel sand
fringe bough
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half sword will be goty 2025

bleak portal
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WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION HOLY SHIIIT

fleet sun
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mmm tip balanced blade

idle crane
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I wonder if you can use the custiomisation to make a big ass rondel dagger

jolly gorge
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RAH FUCKING GREATSWORD

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GUTS

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NUTS

jolly gorge
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BUST A NUTS

idle crane
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Probably in early access Q4 this year

jolly gorge
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BUSTING A NUTS

muted dew
idle crane
fringe bough
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Playing with to my willy to the new wip post

sour galleon
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is the Weapon Customization gonna be in the Next Update?

scarlet kite
muted dew
jolly gorge
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im busting a nut to weapon customization 🌊 🚿 💦 🥵

idle crane
idle crane
little verge
fringe bough
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half sword will be the only game I’m not gonna pirate

sour galleon
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oh

winter creek
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really wish the mechanics for groundfighting weren't so bad. Would be the coolest thing ever to grab some enemy to the ground with you and then immediately start shanking him in the neck with a dagger

muted dew
jolly gorge
fringe bough
bright quartz
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whens the update coming out

muted dew
bright quartz
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cant wait

idle crane
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Stop talking about piracy

idle crane
bright quartz
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this year 😭 🙏

fringe bough
rich turret
thorn verge
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reddit response

winter creek
idle crane
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October November december

dry token
little verge
muted dew
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and i want to make the heaviest polearm possible NOW

hallow badge
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The working in progress physics based weapon construction is so peak i felt my tism soar into the sky

clever mountain
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Seriously dude

dry token
clever mountain
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So fucking sick

hallow badge
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I finally dont have to click for 10 minutes just to get a 2 handed mace 🥹

muted dew
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@idle crane is q4 official or just your educated guess?

brittle robin
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Can we make gut sword from berserk

thorn verge
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croydon dlc when?

little verge
zenith mesa
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damn that shit looks amazing

tough yew
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better late than ever hah, suprised that not many people saw that wip post

broken oyster
clever mountain
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Shit had me salivating at my desk man

twilit granite
flint raven
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is there a way to flip the axe with the armor spike to the axe side i tried swapping hands but it still swings the same

silent gorge
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The new weapon customization is kino

tough yew
idle crane
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What have you done to my boy

muted dew
clever mountain
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Nawww not the freaky ahh Willie 😭😭

tight dirge
gilded crown
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when. is. that. update. dropping.

flint raven
tight dirge
gilded crown
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or will we not even see it in playtest

tough yew
gilded crown
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aw

idle crane
tight dirge
twilit granite
zenith mesa
twilit granite
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Or was it another mod

small parcel
graceful imp
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cannot explain how excited the weapon customization makes me

idle crane
tough yew
tight dirge
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oh

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nvm then

small parcel
final wind
summer schooner
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is there any information where the next update will be? i mean playtest/demo or paid early access

summer schooner
dull atlas
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YIPPIEE

summer schooner
tight dirge
broken oyster
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I wanna see how willy deal with stairs.

small parcel
twilit granite
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Too far out for specifics

idle crane
cyan lily
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When will new update come out

broken oyster
twilit granite
small parcel
idle crane
zenith mesa
idle crane
cyan lily
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💀 💀 💀

summer schooner
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so no more updates to free version for 9-10 months?

small parcel
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or face my wrath

cyan lily
small parcel
twilit granite
cyan lily
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Aah

idle crane
little verge
cyan lily
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Me omw to halfsword chat to act like the biggest fool

idle crane
tough yew
summer schooner
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let them cook i can wait for another 10 months

little verge
small parcel
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mods have knowledge we peasants dont have

dry token
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Someone should just do an everyone ping with Q4 2025

cyan lily
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Yeah true

idle crane
summer schooner
cyan lily
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But early access demo this month at least pls

small parcel
broken oyster
cyan lily
idle crane
dry token
soft osprey
small parcel
little verge
cyan lily
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Will i get banned if i do everyone ping rn

soft osprey
small parcel
idle crane
dry token
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unless i got them mixed up but it's one of the supernatural guys

little verge
cyan lily
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But how will i see willy updates then😔

dry token
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oh he wanted the actor name

small parcel
broken oyster
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They will ping everyone to say merry Christmas and post the update.
Useful and smart ☝🏻🤓

soft osprey
soft osprey
dry token
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JENSE
Dammit

small parcel
cyan lily
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Sigma boy

dry token
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Wait he's soldier boy??

small parcel
broken oyster
dry token
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like
The Boys®™©

dry token
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OH MY GOD

cyan lily
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They took away our powers i cant name myself

cyan lily
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Yo mods does this game has to do anything with hellish quart?

tough yew
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no

small parcel
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okay i need a top 10 list of who you think is the most handsome/attractive male actors/celebs

cyan lily
small parcel
dry token
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oh so it's not just on my end

broken oyster
dry token
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HOW DO I FIX IT

dry token
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THE TIME HAS PASSED I CAN'T JUST RESEND IT

broken oyster
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You get the rights right, alright?

cyan lily
dry token
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i hate my life

small parcel
broken oyster
dry token
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willy ain't letting me embed gifs 😭

small parcel
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@little verge

thorny perch
dry token
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oh is that why

cyan lily
small parcel
broken oyster
little verge
small parcel
little verge
cyan lily
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Oh bruh u need to level up then😂 💀

cyan lily
small parcel
broken oyster
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Let's see

broken oyster
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Daium

dry token
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ain't no way

amber hinge
broken oyster
thorny perch
fallen dust
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They need to fucking stop cooking so hard, people are gonna start dying of joy.

amber hinge
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then make a d med

small parcel
dry token
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the friendly fire i got was crazy

broken oyster
lean cove
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customization looks insane

small parcel
little verge
broken oyster
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Well played

small parcel
graceful shoal
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Goddamn that weapon customization looks tasty

supple crystal
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yooooo stealth update added unicorns

broken oyster
small parcel
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in other words

amber hinge
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that's the only thing it could mean

supple crystal
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damn i cant upload pic

broken oyster
fallen dust
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Guys what if you can just make a really big stick? Imagine

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Staff gameplay

graceful shoal
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I can't wait to see folks craft the perfect throwing weapons

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the potential is huge

broken oyster
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Okay guys see you when Mr.Beast ~ @little verge will ping wip again 💪

mild kiln
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is there any mods for this game?

fallen dust
small parcel
small parcel
dusty pelican
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Mc Donalds

little verge
lilac geyser
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update tomorrow

small parcel
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i had to run the program to install it and select uninstall

high sluice
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how do i make my attacks stronger

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like

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deliver more force

small parcel
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its normal againfroggoblush

small parcel
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force

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trauma

high sluice
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speed

small parcel
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if you want to hurt someone the answer is blunt force trauma

valid summit
vapid pumice
small parcel
high sluice
high sluice
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ill try increasing sens

small parcel
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faster attacks buddy huh

high sluice
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doesnt work

small parcel
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idk

high sluice
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as in like

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esp for double handed weapons

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fast and strong enough to cut off a limb

void viper
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Wait, so, at the end of 2025 we should see an early access version of the game, right?

long pivot
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physics based weapon customization? I'm looking forward to that

gaunt sapphire
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why am i ass cant figure it out

long pivot
void viper
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Likewise

long pivot
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Exanima but third person? No idea

lean marten
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and its great already!!!!

void viper
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I mean I guess it will be something like there will be multiple gamemodes

lean marten
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100 hours in and it's not even full release

long pivot
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Half Sword is a physics-based medieval combat simulator featuring historically accurate XV-century arms and armor. We are not afraid to show the brutal nature of medieval combat with in-depth blood and gore features.

Doesn't look like the devs really know what it's supposed to be either

void viper
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So the Demo gamemode, where you just walk and kill enemies that emerge from darkness, playtest gamemode so 1v1 against AI and that sort of stuff and someting entirely new

little verge
void viper
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I mean that would be cool, if they left these two games as gamemodes in the full version

long pivot
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Whatever the final vision is, hopefully arms are upgraded from whips to actual arms

void viper
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Or they may keep the demo and playtest up and running and full game will be something else entirely

idle crane
little verge
long pivot
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swinging one-handed weapons is a lesson in frustration

long pivot
tough yew
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you wouldn't wanna spoil what the game is

small parcel
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why is general so brainrotted

long pivot
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It's a channel literally called cat

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what do you expect lmao

tough yew
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even though a lot is said from past interviews which you can use to get an idea of what it is striving to be

keen pewter
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camn we get the customization now pls.

little verge
keen pewter
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wat is patience

true thorn
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weapon customization let's fucking GOOOOOO

true thorn
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i've wanted this for so long

keen pewter
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finally i can make a short spear

true thorn
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god only knows how much time i've spent randomizing so i can get a weapon i like

small parcel
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yeah uhm thats for early access

true thorn
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yeah i know

long pivot
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I wish to dual wield axes

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one day

keen pewter
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omg its pingu

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like like like

small parcel
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you gon have to wait long

keen pewter
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like from like

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like like

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like pingu from pingu

true thorn
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true

forest pike
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Why is my player naked

tulip sentinel
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Does somebody know how the arm protection made out of these disks is called?

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My little brother wants to dress as a knight for carnival so I am making a sort of accurate armor for him

forest pike
surreal wave
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I have arissen to ask the people here what button I use to kick with

surreal wave
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yippie

little verge
tulip sentinel
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Exactly

forest pike
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Can you help me because my player is naked

tough yew
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jack chains

little verge
tough yew
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are you on an arena or a void

tulip sentinel
forest pike
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Ok

little verge
hallow badge
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Jack chains dont do too much much the sword glitches through it in game 🥹

little verge
idle crane
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I dont seem to be having that issue often

tulip sentinel
hallow badge
opal siren
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Weapon customization when

forest pike
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What should I do, because the game won't let me play I am stuck on this screen

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When you choose a display violence

little verge
small parcel
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can't we just ban helix?

slow anchor
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Literally "Brave stand"

muted dew
slow anchor
# muted dew dequiem on youtube btw

Like all my fights on this channel, this is an non-choreographed medieval fight. The rules in this one were simple, the knight can attake all bodyparts exept the faces and all techniques of historical combat were allowed. To make this possible the knight used training weapons from Dominus Gladius. https://dominusgladius.com/flanged-mace-ver.2/
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▶ Play video
muted dew
little verge
tough yew
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direct proof at blunt weapons being too strong

karmic path
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Ok, loving this new update

muted dew
muted dew
muted dew
dry loom
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weapon customization looks absolutely crazy

north rune
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TRUE

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Oh wait

dry loom
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do we have an ETA

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holy shit it's willie

tough yew
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q4 this year

little verge
dry loom
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clawesome

hallow badge
keen pewter
north rune
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Real thing is how tf do i get the role

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They gray role

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Or is it a WIP

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Knifes is the best

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Use it against me and i will die

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👍

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No trolling

hallow badge
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In the far far future if multiplayer comes out I'll stand a bit like piccilo letting them recognize my drip before i get slammed to the ground

jolly gorge
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whaaaaat any update date

slow anchor
north rune
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When is weapon customization coming

slow anchor
north rune
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........

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Gimme

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I am in the game

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If u think about it

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I like the training dummy for some reason

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COOL fact the training wooden dummy is prob the strongest in the game it can kill u if u run into it

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Head first

lean nicheBOT
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To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

north rune
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I got play test

hallow badge
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I sometimes daydream about the armor styles in the locked 9th armor section

light pike
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these wip things are so hype

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im so excited for ea frfr

bright quartz
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fr bro the armor finna look like on final boss

north rune
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EYY LOOK ITS MY BROTHER

fluid remnant
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Man early access is gonna go INSANE

north rune
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Yes

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If i dont get it

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Im

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Going

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To

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Flip

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Out

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Of

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My

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House'

oblique flint
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Crashout

north rune
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Flipout

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Backflip

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Out of my house

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Willie got skills

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Trust me'

hallow badge
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I wonder if the final locked armors will have like a skirt of plates or not

north rune
#

Who is even onna get early acces

soft osprey
oblique flint
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Those who buy

bright quartz
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wait aint early acsess the shit that we are playing rn?

oblique flint
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No

bright quartz
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or is this test versions

fossil tartan
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Nope

north rune
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Thats play TEST

bright quartz
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oh yeah

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mb

ocean estuary
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Lads

buoyant bloom
#

.

ocean estuary
#

Long, lightweight sword meta?

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just dont get close..

oblique flint
#

Yes

ocean estuary
oblique flint
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Meta even for armored duel because u can glitch ur sword thru armor

ocean estuary
#

deadass

hallow badge
oblique flint
#

Tru

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Longsword and stick of anguish are the only weapons you need in this game

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Ez

knotty granite
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fists meta

ocean estuary
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ohhh

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i aint even realize

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you could just make a big ass stick

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LMAO

hallow badge
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I'll make a light 2 handed mace so i can properly block those odd sword slashes and get in a mordhau bash to the skull

lean elbow
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Wqit

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Do we have the update that is in wip channel?

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Or it's showcase of what is gonna be soon

north rune
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Its

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Work

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in

lean elbow
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Oh I thought it is avaible

soft osprey
#

Leave it to Willie to not finish his sentence

north rune
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Sir yes sir

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Please dont delete me

viral vault
#

will there be zweihander swords in the next update?

timid imp
gray vortex
#

what a warhammer does to a mf

whole parrot
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with the kick n' stuff

wooden prawn
#

guys I dont get it, is it PVP or fights with AI?

whole parrot
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PVE

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fighting with AI

wooden prawn
#

damn...thats why trolling didnt work

true zealot
#

trolling robots is crazy

wooden prawn
#

but it is such a huge potential por PVP

mortal auroraBOT
#

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

true zealot
wooden prawn
#

looking forward

magic shell
honest sigil
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i need 10 kg sword that will break my arms on contact,

wanton crane
#

in the future when it will have multiplayer it will be long time ik they should add clans and customization for the clans

north rune
small parcel
north rune
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Hello

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Hold on gotta change my name

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Think thats how u spell it

soft osprey
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I like Willie, and I hate willie

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Which Willie? Willie with a Willie

gray vortex
north rune
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0:

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THAT SO DISRESPECTFUL

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IMA SEND WILLIE ON YOU

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MY STRONGEST TROOP

north rune
fallen dust
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Oh god everyone flee!

balmy sable
#

bez kitu

north rune
#

nAH YALL ARE CHILL

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But

north rune
muted dew
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im Huffing that HEAVY hopium that getting wip anouncements 2 days in a row is a sign

fallen dust
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Oh god nobody but him flee!

small parcel
#

beats to death with fist with power of Franky

north rune
#

yeee'

gray vortex
north rune
#

Hm

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Let him live

honest sigil
north rune
#

Rullstols boken is prob swede

small parcel
bright quartz
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that underhand stab was personal bro

magic shell
honest sigil
gray vortex
#

whispers "I love you"

small parcel
small parcel
honest sigil
magic shell
small parcel
small parcel
gray vortex
north rune
#

ROMANITAS

fallen dust
lusty blaze
#

god damn

north rune
#

STOP MATING WITH MY GUARDS

gray vortex
lusty blaze
#

Dunno...

gray vortex
#

dirty mind

lusty blaze
#

indeed

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sadly

soft osprey
soft osprey
soft osprey
fallen dust
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God has left us

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Only Willie remains

whole parrot
lusty blaze
north rune
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wICH ONE

lusty blaze
#

I do not want more

honest sigil
magic shell
small parcel
north rune
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......

slate ingot
soft osprey
small parcel
soft osprey
soft osprey
small parcel
slate ingot
fallen dust
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Bro weapons are overrated

fallen dust
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Hands are overrated too

I just learned the new human torpedo method in sppilance

gray vortex
whole parrot
gray vortex
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Willie went to Hogwarts

whole parrot
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WHY IS IT HAPPENING TO EVERYONE TODAY

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IT HAPPENED TO ME FIRST LOL

fallen dust
gray vortex
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he-s too powerful

whole parrot
gray vortex
slate ingot
karmic dawn
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when will halfsword release

whole parrot
#

no idea

signal wedge
fallen dust
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THIS MF IS DOING A PROSPECTOR JIG ON ME WITH TWO BROKEN ARMS

He keeps kicking me when I get back up. I'm stuck!

karmic dawn
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ja ok

fallen dust
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I can't lose to a guy flailing his disheveled arms around

dusky fulcrum
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Weapon customization is gonna go crazy

soft osprey
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Full release tbd

chilly moth
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@little wren is customizable armor gonna be like the wip weapons too

whole parrot
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they seem to be dominating the fight

fallen dust
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He grabbed me by the head, he's twisting me around and kneeing me

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His arm healed and he stabbed me in the taint will

meager sorrel
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Bought to make the most horrific weapon amalgamation with the customizer

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Beserk sword

fallen dust
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I promise you, everyone gonna have a field day when it comes out

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More than the gore update

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"Dumbass weapon" competition will arise

minor zinc
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Turn a T2 knife into a machete

pearl sparrow
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bro how do i play online it says play experiment or something how do i change it

pearl sparrow
dusty pelican
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How these people even find this server is beyond me

soft osprey
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There’s the demo and the playtest on steam

timber sleet
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the food chain recreated

arctic plank
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the new homeless person meta is you run at them at full speed and proceed to kick them in the balls (cant send image please help

timber sleet
sour galleon
soft osprey
sour galleon
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really?

soft osprey
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Unfortunately

sour galleon
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really sad

soft osprey
sour galleon
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either what he said was true or he said that to bring our expectations down and suprise us

arctic plank
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how do i do the massive spin kick

sour galleon
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or get time control mod to train

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wait i just noticed something

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were gonna get gta 6 before Half sword EA 😭

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jk gta 6 been more in development than hs

honest sigil
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willie has no brain

glacial lava
spark flame
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when does the weapon customisation update come

timid imp
soft osprey
tender quest
radiant cave
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Physics based weapon customization looks so fun

mighty furnace
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yoo that wip got me hype asf

muted dew
small parcel
tender quest
terse spruce
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when will we get the customization option? next update or EA?

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oh sorry i didnt read above 😅

terse spruce
tender quest
muted dew
muted dew
timid imp
tender quest
muted dew
tender quest
small parcel
#

hmmm yes it seems i have fucked up

toxic shadow
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never realized you can have a billhook on the back of your polearm

tender quest
tender quest
# small parcel what

i said "yeah i've been caught out by that a few times, that thing has death spikes everywhere"

muted dew
tender quest
wooden prawn
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i'v never laught so hard until o played this game shame it is PVE

timid imp
muted dew
wooden prawn
small parcel
onyx onyx
toxic shadow
muted dew
# small parcel am i banned from hema?

you both might get a stern warning. no excessive force but you both kept going after you hit him in the armpit.
poleaxe has less targets since it assumes armor but armpit is one of them

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keep in mind im very much a hema noob

timid imp
cedar lava
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whats wip

muted dew
# timid imp

lack of proper safety gear and not stopping on first blood

muted dew
cedar lava
muted dew
cedar lava
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i need them to hire 50 people and make this a quadruple A game

muted dew
small parcel
cedar lava
cedar lava
toxic shadow
muted dew
toxic shadow
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tho it does look cool

broken venture
#

hey guys can you rate photos I sent on photography please?

cedar lava
muted dew
timid imp
toxic shadow
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i think it would be cool if there was a way to have anachronistic weapons like a falx or ikakalaka

toxic shadow
broken venture
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pls rate my photos I want get these on my IG and I wan't to know if they're good

toxic shadow
# timid imp

i wonder what it would be like trying to plug a wound with a gauntlet on

muted dew
toxic shadow
#

that is true

timid imp
toxic shadow
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what is the name of that weapon where its like a club with a spike on top?

muted dew
broken venture
#

can someone please

toxic shadow
#

we should probably get one of those instead of mace for the tier 3 guys

muted dew
timid imp
broken venture
timid imp
#

2nd and 3rd and ok and 1st is pretty nice

#

4th is best though

muted dew
toxic shadow
# timid imp Goedendag?

yeah, now that i think of it the goedendag in the game isn't really repetitive of how they actually were

broken venture
toxic shadow
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still, why does tier 3 have a mace, there is like, no reason to use it

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it sucks, it has short reach, not that much weight, and like, is just worse then a bladed weapon

steel coyote
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how do i play with my willie

toxic shadow
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maybe if it was more spiky

steel coyote
#

also how do i like make weapons big

timid imp
#

worked out at the end

toxic shadow
steel coyote
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oh my bad

small parcel
#

im kind of disappointed that theres not face damage with blunt

dusty pelican
#

You can bruise and break

broken venture
#

And the one I just sent?

small parcel
#

i have been hitting this guys skull for 1 minute right now

frigid portal
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Am I the only one experiencing lag in this game? especially when there are a lot of people...or is the game that unoptimized?

broken venture
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Nah it won't me send it

frigid portal
#

Am I the only one experiencing lag in this game? especially when there are a lot of people...or is the game that unoptimized?

oblique flint
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He had to double check

small parcel
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this is what happened after i hit him with a mace for a while

broken venture
#

think

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Happens to me too

frigid portal
#

what

oblique flint
near grotto
broken venture
oblique flint
broken venture
#

how to lvl up

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😭

near grotto
oblique flint
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Chat

broken venture
#

ok

near grotto
broken venture
#

u

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I will chat a lot then

small parcel
#

okay a bit of damage now

broken venture
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Tomato

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I like tomatoes

near grotto
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Tomahto

broken venture
#

Do u like tomato

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Tomato

near grotto
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Yes

broken venture
#

nyam nyam

small parcel
frigid portal
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When I put epic settings, the game produces 40 fps at any moment... with a lot of blood, the fps drops to 20. Is this such a game?

broken venture
#

ur problem then

solemn holly
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if you're using the highest graphics, yeah, its going to be laggy

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the game generally isn't optimized though

near grotto
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Playtest is horrifically unoptimized so unless you have a NASA supercomputer then it's gonna have frame drop

timid imp
oblique flint
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Est takaya igra indeed

frigid portal
#

oh

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ok

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thz

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thx

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I'm russian

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Я русский

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🧐

oblique flint
#

nu I xarasho

oblique flint
#

Glavnoe chto ne moldovan

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true...

frigid portal
#

бля

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а тут много русских?

oblique flint
#

Net but if u speak Russian u'll be nuked from here

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cuz the main language is english

frigid portal
#

oh

frigid portal
oblique flint
#

no but I speak it

frigid portal
#

oh ok

oblique flint
frigid portal
#

🥱🥱

soft osprey
#

Yes please keep it English

oblique flint
#

OK zaddy

tender quest
oblique flint
vapid hull
frigid portal
tender quest
frigid portal
#

ok

near grotto
frigid portal
# tender quest medium

but why do you still have such beautiful graphics? When I set it to medium, everything is light and very soapy

timid imp
#

the knife makes me feel like a little gremlin i love it

frigid portal
soft osprey
vapid hull
smoky turtle
oblique flint
#

I ❤️ playing low grafikz halfsword

#

le strikeur

tender quest
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🙏

oblique flint
#

king Willie I

near grotto
vapid hull
#

Pre blood

tender quest
vapid hull
near grotto
tender quest
#

when willie would surrender when merely falling over, or the helmet going flying over a simple tap and staying stuck in midair, good times

vapid hull
small parcel
#

joker?

near grotto
fallen dust
#

Wait a minute

#

When the weapon customization comes out...

vapid hull
fallen dust
#

Does that mean we can make an enhanced spiky stick?

soft osprey
oblique flint
#

Who as phone

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was

near grotto
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@vapid hull HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW ZOMBOID MOOD ICONS

vapid hull
fallen dust
#

They're ok

We'll get used to them

vapid hull
#

I replaced mine immediately

fallen dust
vapid hull
#

Now I swap between the originals, and silly cat ones

near grotto
vapid hull
oblique flint
vapid hull
#

But no fr I feel like the new moodles clash sooooo hard

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The old ones were classic :(

near grotto
vapid hull